Jessica Kaylee - I Survived School Picture Day

Episode Date: May 9, 2026

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I mean, look, it looks like I'm crying. Yikes! I love my photo. Then why are you in line to retake them? Because it's like a free modeling gig. They take your photo and print it in the yearly school magazine. You mean yearbook? Magazine looks way better on your resume. Have you ever booked a modeling job?

Yeah! The last one I booked was a thousand bucks. They paid you $1,000? I wish. I had paid them one. $1,000. All right, class, quiet coyote. Why is it so quiet? Where is everyone? You're getting their class portraits retaken today.

Can we get extra credit for being here? Yes. You can, Charlie. In fact, I have something very special planned for us three. Students, I have some very unfortunate news. The photographer has called out sick, and therefore, picture retake day is being canceled. Oh man, you're gonna be hearing from my agent. Later ladies.

When will the new makeup day be? Unfortunately, there won't be one. It's too close to the yearbooks being printed. Uh, we have to retake our photos. The first ones weren't just bad. They're traumatizing to the eyes. I look like I'm possessed. Really? Can I see? No.

I'll show you what I look like possessed. Please don't. Anyways, what if we were able to just take our own photos? on the backdrop. You already have everything set up. I suppose that's fine, but make it quick. I don't want anyone knowing that I'm allowing you to do this. And you have to email me the photos by end of today. Deal. To be or not to be. That is the question. And see. When you said you had something special planned, I didn't think you met us watching your audition materials. I know. I'm really giving you a treat. Now does it?

Does anyone have any notes on my performance? I have notes on your headshot. It looks nothing like you. Yes, it does. If you were 10 years younger, well then let me show you my Lightroom album. It might have some better ones in there. Visit BetMGM Casino and check out the newest exclusive.

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but I think a fish would take better photos. You know when you say no offense, but then you say something offensive? It doesn't make it better, right? You're right. I take it back. I hope you are offended. This photo is way better. You think? Yeah.

Especially if you use one of these lightroom on mobile presets. Ooh, the cinematic one's pretty good. Okay, I'll get those printed. Okay, put both arms out in front of you. Now turn to the right. Tilt your wrists down. Tid your head to the left a little? Open your mouth?

Can I see? I look like a zombie. You often look like a zombie at school. So this is an accurate representation of you at 9 a.m. Everyone knows you're not a morning person. Okay, well, do you think we could go a little more bombshell and a little less zombie? Catfish coming up. What was that?

I said, smile. Porto shoot is back on? I'm calling my agent. And I be the same. Wait, what's my line? You didn't tell me that photo shoot is back on today. Oh yes. To be.

To be. I didn't know it was canceled in the first place. Maybe I should say it with a little more extantial crisis. Well, it was because the photographer didn't show. A good agent would have known that. Okay. Toop to be. Wait, what's that in the background?

That is the question that keeps me up at night. That makes me not want to sleep. Mr. I'm at an audition and you're ruining this for my other client. Oh no. I am so sorry. It's fine, but I'm invoicing you $20 for this call. Dang, being your client is expensive. When I was just a young little lad, I wondered, what will I be?

I'm improvving now. Sebastian, we're on a time crunch. We won't have time for you to join us. Bummer. I've been taking photography classes so I thought I could help out. Actually, we have all the time in the world. Rachel, you're fired. Sebastian, will you take my photo? Sure.

What did you think of my performance? I'm just confused. Why are you auditioning with Hamlet for a musical? To show that I'm not just another actor with a pretty face. I know theater history. But in musicals they sing. Shouldn't you sing? I never thought of that.

Whoa, these are all good, but the lighting's still off. Oh, that doesn't matter. I can put the ones you like. It's been too long, Cowboy. From Disney and Pixar. So that's Lily Pat. What are you? Some sort of old man toy?

What? She thinks you're old because you're bald, Woody. Toys are for play. Tech is for everything. Toy Story is back. I want to talk to you, device. The long toys. Turn around.

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among fans. I can light room on mobile and then I can adjust the saturation in colors. It's already looking so much better. Here Jess, you can mess around with it while I take Britney's photos. Oh, I don't know. I've never used it before. If I can figure it out, you can figure it out. Tushay.

You're up. If you like how I edited mine, we can copy and paste the edits onto yours. Yeah, those look great. You look great, but the pose is a little interesting. Perfect. Interesting was just what I was going for. Then keep doing what you're doing. Would you look at that?

The school day is almost over. Time flies when you're having fun. I can't believe how long these photos have been taking everyone. Seriously. If I would have known they were going to skip all day, I would have retaken mine. But then you would have missed out on our special class. That would have been such a bummer.

Yikes, we were at this all day. Yeah, but thanks to Sebastian, our photos turned out great. Seriously, you saved us from some major embarrassment. Do you want to share the album with us? I'll just email them to the school now, that way you don't have to stress. You sure? Yep.

Just sent. I just got my yearbook. Let's see our awesome photo. Wait, where the new photos Sebastian took of us? Sebastian! What's up? Did you forget to email the school our new photos? No.

I sent those right after we took them. I can prove it. See? And you got a response back immediately, Because the email bounced back. You typed the address in wrong. Oops. Hey, I don't check my email.

My agent does. Hey, don't look at me. I'm not even a real agent. You're not? No. Oh, that's messed. No, what's messed is our yearbook photos. I guess we'll have to try again next year.