Jessica Kaylee - I Survived the WORST Questions Teachers ask
Episode Date: October 4, 2025I Survived the WORST Questions Teachers ask Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices...
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Lazang sur-gillet,
Puisance-moid
for 15 minutes.
We're like it's the
hour dojo.
Prere to play.
Vive the pleasure
with the Ojoe.
The casino in-line
that proposes
the most recent
machine-as-soo
and the show of
cash-a-d-d-
free-bos-Ban-A.
Without exigance
of business, and
with the payments
instant-a.
Hey, I've gained.
W-Hoo!
Sonture the pleasure
Play-O-Jo!
18-N-N-Pos
10-Tourgene-TURT
50-Turts on
$1 million to $10
dollars.
Veye to pay
Responsible, the conditions apply.
Wait, we'll read this.
I think you wanted to date my grandma.
Okay, class, settle down, settle down.
Today we're gonna be working on our public speaking skills.
So everyone's gonna take a turn coming up to the front and saying a fun fact about themselves.
I'll give you two minutes to think of something.
Did she say fun fact?
I think she did.
Pinch me, I think I'm in a nightmare.
Ow!
What's wrong with you two?
However, you answer this.
question determines whether you're cool or a loser. Remember how Connie answered it
last year? Who's Connie? Exactly! She had to switch schools because everyone
thought her fun fact was vanilla. I am not prepared for this. I think I'm gonna be
sick. Pull yourself together and make something up if you have to. It's
really not that big of a deal. Yes it is! Girls, is everything okay? Fine. We were
just discussing our fun fact. We'll discuss quietly. 30 more seconds everyone!
Okay, so what if I say for my fun fact that my favorite color is indigo?
Too basic.
What if I say that I've broken 26 bones?
You've never broken any bone.
I know, but that would be a fun fact, right?
Right, and I'll say...
Quiet coyote. Time is up.
Brittany, I'm not prepared.
Shh!
Charlie, you're up.
My fun fact is I have 76 different Lego sets.
That's sick.
Thank you for sharing Charlie.
Class?
April. Come on, you're up.
My fun fact is that I am named after the month that my dad cheated on my mom because she wanted
him to have a constant reminder of everything he threw away in their marriage, except jokes
on us because now he doesn't call or text or come around and now it's just the two of us
and we're really lonely.
April, these are supposed to be fun facts.
Why don't you go to the counselor's office, sweetie?
Whitney, you're up.
Fact is I have broken 26 bones.
Wow!
Which ones?
Oh, um, in my...
Foot.
Foot, uh, foot.
In my foot!
I broke 26 bones in my foot.
I am sorry to hear that.
Sebastian.
My fun fact is sometimes I get a wedgy and I don't pick it.
Okay, y'all seem to be missing the point of...
point of fun. So let me give you an example. My fun fact is I grow all my own veggies.
That's such an old person fun fact. I'm 30. It shows.
Moving on.
Rachel.
The fact is sometimes I stay up late to watch everybody sleep.
Rachel, sweetie, you gotta speak up. I can't hear ya.
Because you're old.
Sebastian?
I said sometimes I stay up late because I can't sleep.
Okay.
Jessica, you're a little.
Jessica, you're up.
You got this.
I don't.
You do.
I don't have a single thought in my head.
We're waiting.
I think I know what I have to say.
Don't do it.
I don't have a choice.
My, um...
My fun fact is...
I can make red lights green if I stare at them long enough.
She said it.
She's a wizard?
Wait, I think I can too.
I've made my dog levitate before.
Okay, moving on.
I think that went really well.
Ciao
