Jessica Kaylee - If 4 Corners was Deadly

Episode Date: July 24, 2025

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Pick a corner. Billy Jean, what corner are you going to pick? Two, it's my lucky number. But the two's died last time. What if someone picks it again? Too late, I already picked it. Hurry up, or it's going to choose for you. I'm thinking.

I'll pick the same as you. Two. The chooser is picking. Word of advice, pick a little quicker next time. You barely picked in time. I really hope they don't pick our corner. The twos are cooked. Did he just say twos?

Sebastian, why would you say that? Because Mary Jane's boyfriend is the picker. So? So he told her he was going to pick Corner 2. You can't tell people which one you're going to pick. That's against the rules. Hey, ladies, don't shoot the messenger. Wait, did you pick two?

We have to find Mary Jane's boyfriend. We can't. That's cheating. So I'd rather be a cheater than a dead man. Come on. Jess, we won't find him in time. The chooser has picked. They chose Corner 3. We're safe.

I really did not think we were going to survive that one. Pick a corner. I need to find Billie Jean and see what she picked. Billy Jean, where are you? Home, I ate the school waffles and did not feel good after. Well, you still have to pick a corner, right? What are you going to pick? I can't hear you.

Just text me. Come on, Billy Jean. Jazz, you look stressed. Everyone should be. be any of us could die at any moment. Yeah, but fate is out of our control, so just relax. Becky, I think that's the best advice you've ever given me. Ew, don't make this weird. Later, freak.

And back to her usual self. Er! You did not choose in time. No, no, no, no, no. I could choose. I can be ready to choose. You've been assigned corner too. But I picked two last time. Please, let me change it. The chooser is picking. I really hope Billie Jean's lucky number is lucky again.

Sorry, no service. Pick one. I think they're gonna choose twos this time. Perfect! Can I get 10 orders of cheeseburgers and animal fries? Someone's hungry. This is probably my last meal. I'm sorry to hear that. The chooser has chosen. No, no, no, no, no. I haven't even got my meal yet. They picked corner three. Three? I get to live another day!

Here's your meal, ma'am. You know what? Keep it. I didn't have the money to pay for it and I wasn't expecting to be here to deal with the consequences Pick a corner. I think we should pick two again. But you've picked two the last two times. And it's kept me safe. Your lucky number is becoming my lucky number. Fine The chooser has chosen. That was quick. The corner chosen was three. Whoa, everything got weirdly quiet after this one. The population sure is thinning quickly. Pick a corner. Already? The game's moving faster.

I say we pick three. But the choosers picked three the last three times. All the more reason to pick it. Someone's bound to change it up. Or it's a trap, and we're all going to die. You're so paranoid. I'm picking it. Fine, but only because I don't want you to die alone.

The chooser has chosen. I really hope you were right about picking three, Billy Jean. Me too. The corner picked was two. Yes! Yes! We are slaying this game! You are the chooser! What is it? Bien-a-Bor-V-R-I!

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It's my turn to choose. I'm going to pick... Shh! You can't tell me! I don't want to accidentally kill you. And I don't want to get in trouble for cheating! It's not cheating if I say, I'm not going to pick something that rhymes with poo. Huh?

I'm not going to pick something that rhymes with poo. Oh, I think I got it. I really hope so. Time to pick a corner. I really hope we're on the same page, Billie Jean. Complete. What's going on? Teleporting now.

Why am I in a dark, creepy room? You tried to cheat and tell a student which corner you were going. going to pick. No, I said which one I wouldn't pick. That's not cheating. That's still cheating. Tomato tomato. So what?

You're just gonna keep me in a dark cage the rest of my life? No, for the rest of your turn, you're going to have to pick again. Oh, p. You know what? You could just skip me. Pick! What would Billie Jean pick? Maybe two?

That is her lucky number. Would you stop talking to yourself and pick already? Fine. I pick one. See? Was that so hard? Very. Billy Jean? Has anyone seen Billy Jean?

No, sorry. Please be alive. There you are. I've been looking everywhere for you! I've been looking everywhere for you! What happened? You just disappeared out of thin air! Long story. I'm just glad you're okay. There will be one final round of four corners. Everyone pick a corner!

Final round? Does that mean the game's over? I guess so. I truly thought this day would never come. Right? What should we pick? Well, we haven't picked for you. yet? I was thinking the same thing. It's totally flying under the radar. On three? Three. The chooser is picking. I wonder who the final chooser is. I wonder what they're going to pick. We've made it this far. We have to survive this round. Attention. The results are in. The chooser has chosen.

Give me your hands. Cross your toes. We need all the luck we can get. The chooser chose corner two. We did it. We survived four corners. I'm so glad that was the last. Last one. Me too. For now on, to control population, we will be using the game Dodgeball. You've got to be kidding me. Lasagne sur-joled, puissance-molyne, for 15 minutes. We're like that's their dojo.

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