Jessica Kaylee - If Brain Rot had a Spelling Bee

Episode Date: May 2, 2026

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And did you ever win those spelling bees? Yeah. I always won. I'm actually pretty good at spelling. That this is the perfect competition for you. Really? I'm okay. Did I mention there were prizes? Prizes?

What kind of prizes? The best prizes you could possibly imagine. Like... A car? Yes! Exactly. If you make it that far. Okay, fine.

I'm in. Right this way. Hey, contested 89. Your word is candidate. Candidate. C-A-N-T-D-A-T-E. Candidate. I'm sorry, that is incorrect. You may leave the stage. Okay, contestant, 67, if you get this right, that means you win this round.

Are you ready? Ready. Your word is you two. You two. I owe you, T-U-B-E, YouTube. That is correct! You are the winner of this round. That means you get a $200-safura gift card. Whoa!

Now, you can choose to give up that prize and keep playing for a shot at a greater prize, or you can walk away with your $200 gift card. What's your decision? You did hint at winning a car eventually. I'm going to keep playing. That's the spirit. On to the second round. Contested 34. Your word is N-E-A-T-O.

N-E-A-T-O. That is? Incorrect. You may leave the stage with the Sigma. Contestant 67. Your word is algorithm. Can you use it in a sentence? My TikTok algorithm knows me too well. Algorithm. A-L-G-O-R-I-T-H-M. Algorithm. That is correct! You have won a brand new Nintendo Switch! Yes! Now, do you choose to give up that prize and keep playing?

Or walk away with a Nintendo Switch. I'm on a roll! I'm gonna keep playing! That's my girl! On to the next round! Contestant 59! Your word is awala. Could you use it in a sentence? A celebrity drank out of her awala. Okay. A-W-A-Wala, like koala without the K.

O-A-L-A. A-W-A. That is? Incorrect. You may leave the stage. Okay, well, I lost because I wanted to, just for the record. Contest in 67!

Your word is sabbatical! She gets a walla and I get sabbatical? My word is way harder. Is there a problem? No. Sabatical. S-A-B-B-B-B- A T-I-C-A-L.

Sabatical. That is correct. That puts you up against the next contestant. Now, if they get this wrong, you are the winner yet again of this round. Contestant 13. Your word is Sapphire. Sapphire. That is an easy one.

S-A-P-H-I-R-E. That is... Incorrect. What? You may leave the stage. Leave the stage. Yes! Contested 67 is the winner yet again and your prize is a brand new black screen TV.

That's amazing. I still watch movies on my laptop. But is it a good enough prize for you to leave the spelling beat? Or will you keep playing for a chance at that dream prize? I'd really love a TV, but I would love a car more so I'm gonna keep playing. That's what I'm talking about. On to the next round! Contestant 47, your word is Beavercella. Could you use that in a sentence? I went to Beavercella last week.

Beavercella. B-E-A-V-E-R-C-E-L-A. Beavercella. That is? Incorrect. You are out of this game. Ah, thank Flabbit. Good game.

Save it, Blondie. Whoa, smack talking out of spelling bee? Yikes. Contestant number 23, your word is... Oxymoron. Could you say it in a sentence? If you spell this wrong, that might make you a moron. But not an oxymoron.

That's harsh. Oxymoron. O-S-K-I-M-O-R-O-N. Oxymoron. That is not even close. You are out of here! Contestant 67. Are you ready for your word?

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Visit L'Oreal.com to learn more. The word is Jimberjod. Jimberjod? Can I get a definition? Jimberjod. Having a protecting lower jaw. Can you use it in a sentence? You, Jimberjod, rascal.

Huh? Spell your word, please. Oh, okay. Jimberjad. J-I-M-B-E-R-J-A-W-E-D? Jimber J-R-G-A-W-D? That is. Correct.

Yes! And your prize is a brand new car! Now, do you want to give up your prize for a chance to win an even better prize? Or do you walk away with your brand new car? What could possibly be better than a new car? There's only one way to find out. The whole reason I came here was to get a new car, so I feel pretty happy leaving with that. But the next prize is even better than a car.

And you've won every single round so far. so you're likely to win the next round. That is pretty tempting. Okay, I'll keep playing. Alright! You made a great choice. So it's the price. The prize is... Your life.

There's no better price. My life. What do you mean? What happens if I lose? Then you die. Nope, no, I change your mind. I don't want to keep playing. Too late. The round has begun!

And you are locked it. Good luck! Contest in 67. your word is aura. ORA. A-U-R-A. ORA. That is correct.

Contest at 99. Your word is mewing. Mewing. M-E-W-I-M-G. Mewing. That is correct! We are currently tied. Tied?

What if we tied? So neither of us lose and we get a live? Tie? Spelling bees don't work that way. There has to be one winner. But maybe we can change that because I really don't want to die. And I'm going to assume you don't either. That is correct.

Excuse me, is there any way for us to tie in both win the game? Technically there is. Okay, how? If you both spell four words right, then technically it's a tie and you both can leave alive. Let's do it. Are you in contestant 99? I'm in. Give us our next words. Contest at 99, your word is boogie.

Boogie. B-O-U-J-E. Boogie. Correct! Contestant 67, your word is Dahlulu. DeLulu. DeLu. DeLu. DeLu. DeLu. That is correct.

Contest at 99. Your word is Amber Dexterity. Ambedexterty. Ambed. A-M-B-I-D-E-X-T-E-R. This episode is brought to you by Activia. You might already be eating yogurt, but not all yogurts are created equal. Activia contains over one billion probiotics per serving to survive and reach the gut alive.

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It is. Incorrect. Bummer. Did you do that on purpose? Shh. We just need to get the next word right and then we both can get out of here. The game continues. Suspiciously.

If you guys get this right, it will be nothing other than a tie. Contested 99, your word is automotopia. Anamontapia. O-N-O-M-A-T-O-M-A-T-O-O-A-T-O-O-A-T-O. O-P-O-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------…--- that is correct. That is correct. Congratulations. You both win and get a leave here a lot. Get out of here. All right, seven of the next contestants, ones that might actually die. We did it! Thank you for saving my life. Any time. I'm just glad we could both make it out of here alive. Do you regret not taking the car? Oh, most definitely.