Jessica Kaylee - If Dress to Impress was DEADLY...

Episode Date: November 22, 2025

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Millie Jean, what are you typing? My Christmas list. Oh, can I see it? I have no idea what I'm gonna ask for this year. Sure, here, but I'm not finished with it yet. Whoa, this is a very long list for someone who was on the naughty list last year. I'm trying to make up for not getting any gifts last year. Dress to Impress Week.

Oh, people were talking about this last week. Basically, you just play Dress to Impress, and if you don't get a high enough score, you get eliminated. The last person in the game wins some big mystery prize. Woo! I love mystery. prizes. I'm in. Me too. If you look closely at the marsupial, you can see... Ice Queen? Sorry, Miss Peppa. I have to go. Fashion emergency. I mean, family emergency. Where are all my clothes? Sorry. Jericho? You're playing too? Yeah, I really want to win this, so I borrowed some stuff. How am I supposed to be an ice queen when you took all my dresses?

IDK, not my problem. Unless... I'm I could be an ice king. Jess, hurry up, we have to walk the runway. I'm coming, I'm coming. Why are you George Washington? I'm not. I'm an ice king. Uh, no, I think you're George Washington.

Well, I'm gonna make it work. Ooh, original. Nice costume. Is that supposed to be an ice king? Is she George Washington? I thought his whole thing was he was against kings. Um, no, guys. Obviously I'm not George Washington.

I mean, I have the white hair and the blue coat. Obviously, I'm Jack Frost, who's like the king of ice. Ooh. Ooh. Love it. It's so good. That's not what he looks like in the movie. Shh.

Four stars? Yes! Me, Becky, Jericho, and now you all got four star ratings. This is gonna be some tough competition. Well, looks like not everyone's tough competition. Sebastian? Why is he wearing neon pink? That could not be less of an ice king.

I'm gonna give him three stars to be nice. Overall rating, two stars, status eliminated. Aw man. Sorry, Sebastian. Whoa! When you get eliminated, you fall through a trap door? Seems fun. Yeah?

Too bad I'm not gonna get to experience that, because I'm going to win. Jess, did you do your Christmas list yet? Not yet. Have you seen Sebastian? No. Has anyone heard from him? I don't know.

Why? I wanted to ask him where the trap door took him. But that will have to wait. I have the perfect outfit. This time I brought a bag of all of my clothes and hid it in this closet so Jerica wouldn't steal any of it. You hit it good. I don't see anything. Where are my clothes? The custodian said those were the lost and found, so we let us wear them.

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to fight Becky right now. You need an outfit. What about that one? No one took it. There's a reason nobody's wearing that. I guess it's kind of. formal I mean it's Santa's formal uniform. Outfit cannot be changed after time is up.

I'm not trying to change it. I'm just trying to take this off so it doesn't look like I have a bearded hand. Outfit cannot be changed. Ah! Jess, there you are. What's on your hand? Santa's beard. I forgot to set it down before the time ran out and now I'm stuck with it.

Next step on the runway is Billy Jean. Good luck. Five stars. Next step on the runway, Jess. What's on her wrist? What is that? It's a 24-carat white-gold bracelet. Oh, original!

That's so cool. Billie Jean, can you believe that actually worked? If I'm being honest, no. Next up on the runway is Charlie! Why is he just in a t-shirt and shorts? Charlie, what happened? I thought it was normal, not formal. Overall rating, two stars.

Status eliminated. Shoot! Whoa! Okay, something weird is definitely going on here. What do you mean? Sebastian is gone again and now nobody's heard from Charlie. Where does that trapdoor lead to? Maybe they're just too embarrassed by their costumes to ever show their faces at school again.

Christmas tree? Maybe I can take some ornaments from my family's real tree. Mom, where are the Christmas ornaments? The church. They're having their Christmas party this weekend and they needed them. So you just took them off the tree? I'll put them back on after. Next step on the runway? runway just what even is that that is not a Christmas tree are those cotton balls

wait before you rate my outfit I just want to say that my Christmas tree is made with a homemade ornament out of cotton balls because Christmas trees aren't just filled with those expensive ornaments in the store sometimes they're filled with homemade things too whoa so creative that's so nice good job thanks next on the runway is Becky kind of looks like she just put on a green dress and called it a day. Ugh. Yeah, two stars.

Overall rating, three stars. Status eliminated. Uh, whatever. The judges are getting tougher. Okay, it's official. Something is definitely happening to the people that get eliminated, because Becky didn't show up today either. Oh my gosh.

Do you think they're getting killed? What? No, Jericho. Because no one's even heard from any of the eliminated people. They're not showing up at school, they're not responding to text. I lost my snap streak with Becky. Why do you have a step?

Snap streak with Becky. No time to talk. Tell you later. Christmas creature? What does one wear as a Christmas creature? Ooh, can I borrow that shirt? I'm going to be a reindeer. That's such a good idea.

What do you think about a Yeti? Perfect. Jerka, what's going on? Why aren't you dressed? I don't know. I was going to go as the Grinch, but then I didn't have anything green and fluffy, and I don't know what to do. I don't want to die.

Relax. You're not gonna die, okay? Let me help you find something. Um... Here, put this on. I'm gonna die! Next up on the runway, Jerica! Oh no, this is not good.

We have to read her five stars. How can we when she's not just on theme at all? So, it's our rating. Overall rating, three stars, status eliminated. Jericho! Jess, have you seen Jerica? No, she didn't come home after being eliminated. I'm really scared.

I think she might be right. The people who get eliminated die. I don't know, Jess. You might be over-exaggerating a little. Christmas sweets? Ooh! I'm going to be a gingerbread man! You always take the best ideas! I could be a pink candy cane or a gray peppermint paddy or... What other candy is there?

That was a close one. Billie Jean, look! I'm a chocolate kiss! Billy Jean? Why aren't you wearing a costume? Next up on the runway? Jess! Billy Jean, what happened? I panic! I couldn't find anything for my gingerbread costume, and so I came up with nothing. I'm gonna get killed!

I thought you didn't believe that the people eliminated were getting killed. Well, now that I'm about to be killed, I believe it. Overall rating, five stars! Five stars? Wow, Jess! On the runway, we have Billy Jean! Come on, Billy Jean. Overall rating, one star! Status eliminated! The winner of the dress to impress week

and recipient of the Grand Prize is Judge! Come on out! Your grand prize is that you may have one wish, any wish granted immediately. I wish. You could not wish for infinite wishes. Oh, man. What I really want is my sister and my best friend and all the other eliminated contestants to come back to life and be here with me. Are you sure?

Yes. I wish for you to bring back the eliminated contestants. Okay. Wish granted, I guess. Billie Jean, Jerica, everyone else? Seriously. What? I literally saved your life. We were never dead. Yeah, we were just told to keep our distance until the competition was over to keep things spare. We were gonna come back regardless.

Seriously? I wasted my wish on bringing you guys back when you were already gonna come back? Yeah, you're kind of a dumb dumb. Well, it's good to know you always have our backs.