Jessica Kaylee - If Freeze tag was DEADLY

Episode Date: February 28, 2026

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Hello? Who's there? Can someone unfreeze me? Going somewhere, Jeff? Because in order to make it somewhere, you have to actually move. Becky, come on, unfreeze me. You have to say the magic word. And by the way, it's not, please. Six, seven? No, I don't participate in that brain rot. But how am I supposed to know the magic password? I don't know. But you'll have a lot of time to think about it since you can't do anything else.

See ya. You know Freeze Take is illegal, right? You could go to jail! Jess? What happened? Unfrew. Freeze. Thank you, Billie Jean. I've been frozen for hours. School only started 15 minutes ago, so it couldn't have been that long. Who froze you? Becky.

But jokes on her because she's not going to get away with this. I'm reporting her to the police. For what? For freezing me? It's illegal. She can't get away with this. Jess? The freeze game isn't illegal anymore.

It's not. Jess. Who unfroze you? Run! Run! Run! Freeze! Jessica, that's not funny. Unfree me right now.

Relax, Mom. It's just a joke. Right now. Alright, fine. Unfree. You are never to do that again, young lady. Do you understand me? I mean, that's a little hard since everyone plays at school. Then I'll homeschool you, so you never have to leave the house again!

Why? It's my job to keep you safe. You all safe. Okay. I won't play. Alright? You don't have to worry about me. Who do you guys think I should freeze next? Daniel, just because the game is unbanned doesn't mean we have to play. I know, but it's fun. And dangerous.

Think about what would happen if someone got frozen and no one was there to unfreeze them. freeze them. They would die, Daniel. It's not safe. Aw, Jess, are you afraid of a little game of tag? No. Then tell me who I should freeze next or I'll freeze you. Daniel, leave her alone. Or I'll freeze both of you. Freeze Becky. She fries me yesterday, so it's kind of payback. I like it. But I think you should freeze her then, since it's your payback. What? Or I could just freeze you both right now. No, it's fine. I'll freeze her tomorrow. She

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The conditions apply. Tonight, meet me at 7 p.m. I'll send you the address. Something doesn't feel right about this. Jess, are you coming? Daniel sent the address. Yeah, I'm on my way now. I just have to get past my mom. Well, hurry up.

Bye, Mom, see you later. Jess, where are you going? To hang out with Billie Jean. Just be careful. So many people are out there playing that freeze game. I'll be fine. Hello? Belly Jean.

Daniel? I'm leaving. I'm just going to be out here in the park. night. Freeze. Hello? Who's there? Daniel? Billy Jean, this isn't funny you guys. Unfreeze me. I can hear you. Hello? Gosh, Jess! What happened? Have you been frozen like all night? What does it look like? Can you guys unfreeze me? Unfreeze. I literally thought I was going to die in that position. Where were you guys? You were supposed to be here. We were. We thought you ditched us. Clearly not. Who did this to you? I don't know. I

I figured it was you guys. Well, it wasn't. Well, then maybe it was Becky. I mean, we were here to freeze her. Maybe she found me first. Becky was a no show. My trap for her didn't work. She didn't come.

So who wasn't Becky, then who wasn't? I don't know. But if we didn't find you, you would have froze to death out here. So we're dealing with something pretty major. Jess, what are you doing at school today? I thought you'd be home for sure after almost dying last night from being frozen. Couldn't exactly tell my mom what happened.

Did someone say frozen? Freeze! Unfreeze. Sorry, Jess, I couldn't help it. Too soon, Daniel. Too soon. Do you guys think we should tell anyone about what happened last night? And tell them what? We were in the woods to freeze Becky? No, that'll look suss. I mean, we could just tell them the truth. We were only going to freeze her for like 10 minutes. We're not murderers.

You three. In my office. Now. Are we in trouble? Should you be? No. Well, Becky went missing last night. She went out and her parents said she never came back. I'm sorry, what? We had nothing to do with that. Really? Because she left her phone behind and the last text was from you, asking her to meet the three of you in the woods.

We could explain. Good. Because if she was frozen and was still frozen, any longer would be fatal to her heart. I can't believe we killed Becky! Whoa! We did nothing wrong. She never showed. But we made her go out in the middle of the night. Does no one else feel guilty?

I feel extremely guilty. What if the same person who froze me last night froze Becky? Then she might still be out there in the park somewhere. We have to go look for her. Becky! Becky! Becky! Over here!

You found her? No, but I found footprint scent. Is that blood? Oh my gosh, Becky's dead! Relax, we don't know that. We have to keep searching. Maybe we should split up. That's a terrible idea.

Not really, we could cover more ground. Or, we could end up missing, too. It's daylight. Everything's gonna be fine. I'll look this way. Text me if you find her. He's totes a goner. Always not.

Come on. Did you hear that? No, what? Shh. Is anyone there? It's Becky. Becky! Over here!

Let's go. Oh my gosh, you're alive! Barely, I twisted my ankle. Unfreeze me freaks! These freaks just saved your life. Unfreeze. Finally, why did you leave me out here all night? We didn't, we weren't the ones who froze you.

Weren't you in on it with him, Billy Jean? What? What are you talking about? The guy who froze me and you last night, Daniel. He's dangerous. Wait, Daniel was the one that froze us? How do you know? Because I saw him freeze you, and then when I tried to run and hide,

he saw me and chased me down and froze me too. Oh, Gene, weren't you with him the entire night? No, he said he was running late. He showed up late and was insisting we just leave because both of you were no-shows. He was trying to get rid of us, but why? Becky! Daniel!

Becky, you look in rough shape, did you hit your head? No. Really? Because I would hate for you to be spreading lies when you clearly are concussed. Freeze! What the heck, Jess? Unfree me!

When are you doing? What? He could have froze all three of us right here and we would have been toast. Jess has a point. I wouldn't do that to you, Billie Jean. I love you. What? Why do you think I've been trying to get rid of your friends?

So I could be close to you. Um, we're not friends. No, you're just being to her, and she doesn't deserve that. The freeze game might not be illegal, but whatever you're doing definitely is. Let's go call the cops. Or we could just leave him here like you left me. We're not doing that. Oh, fine.

Bye, Daniel. Enjoy jail. 6-7. 6-7. Jessica, what are you doing? Drawing six-seven? You can't draw on your body. Anything you write becomes permanent for you and your soulmate. Cool!

No, no, no, not cool. Give me the pen. Your soulmate's going to be very upset when they see what you've written. I think they're going to appreciate when they're the coolest kid at school tomorrow. I should have never had kids. You're grounded. I told you not to write on your body. Mom, I didn't.

I swear! Then why are there more six-sevins again, huh? I think my soulmate wrote me back. It's how we communicate. It's love. It's brain rot. If I see any more writing, you're grounded for life. I can't control what they do.

You better hope they don't write then. Do not write to me anymore. I'm getting in trouble. Now, hopefully they think to look at the bottom of their foot. Otherwise, I'm going to end up like Mr. Skelly. Alone. Mom, Dad, everything is under control. Is that more riding on your other arm?

It is. Yeah, but listen, I told them not to ride anymore, and they responded, okay, I won't. So, we're good. Except for the fact that you look like you've been in the tattoo parlor all night. I mean, I think it looks kind of cool. We have no choice. We're going to have to get rid of it.

Get rid of it? If you get rid of it, she could be single for life. It should be her decision. She's six. Seven. Enough of the brain rot. That wasn't brain rot. I was correcting you.

We are her parents, and it is our job to teach her right and wrong. Which means removing the marks even if you. it means she'll never find her soulmate. Okay, I'll take her to the removal parlor tomorrow. Every kid at school has a drawing of some kind. You haven't seen anyone with no marks like you? No, and for all I know, my soulmate could still have their marks, but I was so young when they were removed that I don't even remember what they look like.

Doesn't it bother you that you'll never get to know? Hey, it's not that bad. I actually like being alone. You're always so positive about all this. I'll see you later. Later. Okay, class, now carefully pour the water into your partner's test tube. Oops, sorry, I'm so clumsy. Oh no.

It's just water, it should dry off. Here, let me help. I have a towel. It's fine, I just need to go to the bathroom. I can clean it up in a jiffy, here. No, it's okay. I got it. Why are you covering up your drawings? It doesn't matter. It kind of does. It's illegal.

When I was seven, my mom wanted me to get my drawings removed. My soulmate and I, I guess, had been exchanging brain rot sayings, got sayings, super romantic, I know, but my mom didn't approve, so she told my dad to go get them removed. But my dad and I decided I would just cover them up in the meantime and we would lighter her. Then when I turn 18, I can unveil them and find my soulmate.

Otherwise, I would be alone forever. Does that really say six, seven? I haven't heard that since 2025. The things we used to say back then. I actually have a six seven tattoo as well. And an interesting tattoo on my foot that says stop writing or I'll get in trouble. That's funny. I don't even know what I have on my body. I've been covering it up for so long.

For all I know, I can have a giant hot dog on my elbow. You must not shower very well. Hey, waterproof paint might not be the most hygienic, but it's kept the secret all this time. So the only reason I know about this six, seven is because it wears off the most. Thanks for let me in on your little secret. No freaking way. Hey, mom, I'm gonna shower. Hey, have you guys seen Johnny?

No, but maybe he's scared of you because you freaked out on him for spilling a little water on you yesterday. First of all, it wasn't a little water, and second of all, I didn't freak out. If that wasn't you freaking out, then I don't want to know what freaking out is. You don't. Johnny! Mom? Honey, we need to talk. What is going on?