Jessica Kaylee - If Siblings shared Powers

Episode Date: September 6, 2025

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Starting point is 00:00:00 It's never too early to plan your summer story in Europe with WestJet, from rolling countryside to cobblestone streets. Begin your next chapter. Book your seat at westjet.com or call your travel agent. WestJet, where your story takes off. He offered me $500 for my crocs. That's why I had a walk home barefoot. Isn't that wild?
Starting point is 00:00:20 What? I can't believe that. Jericho, you're not even listening. Wow, that's crazy. Hey, look, a new sibling event. We could share luxury items for a week or share magical powers? Ugh, why is it only a week? There's always a stupid deadline on these things. Well, which one should we choose?
Starting point is 00:00:39 Um, the luxury items? Are you kidding? Really? Because I was kind of thinking the magical powers. But you can't get a luxury 24-carat gold the boo-boo with the magic powers. But you can buy luxury items. You can't buy magical powers. I guess so.
Starting point is 00:00:53 Plus, they might come in handy with your broken arm. Yeah, I'm never attempting a one-handed cartwheel ever again. Fine, we can do the magical powers. Yes. I wonder what her first power is going to be. Enhanced intelligence? What does that even mean? It means we're going to be extra smart today.
Starting point is 00:01:11 I don't need magical powers to be extra smart. Says the girl who didn't even know what enhanced intelligence was? Oh, shush! Now class, you will have one hour to complete the test. Good luck. Good luck, Billy Jean. I'm gonna need it. I wish I had enhanced intelligence today.
Starting point is 00:01:26 I'm sure you'll do great. Okay. What was the next? name of the last battle of the American Revolutionary War. Battle of Yorktown. Easy. What is Hamilton's first name? Um, shoot, what is it? What happened to my enhanced intelligence? In use? Can we not use the powers at the same time? How do I get you back? Jess, you're right. Having magical powers is awesome. Not really. Only one of us can use it at a time and you started using it when I was taking my test. I got a deal. That's not my fault. You should have been able to pass your test without it.
Starting point is 00:02:02 Well, you should have thought to look to see if someone was using it first. How would I have thought to do that? I don't know. You were supposed to be super smart today. So if we can't use the power at the same time, how is that going to work for the rest of the week? Maybe we can switch off days? So you get a full day to use the powers uninterrupted and then I get the next. But what if I want the power that you get? I don't know, Jericho. I'm just trying to be fair.
Starting point is 00:02:24 Ugh, fine. But I call dives on tomorrow's power. Of course you do. I can't wait to see what our power today is. Yes! Not fair! You get a fun one! Wait, see if you can lift me! Whoa! Jessica, Jerica?
Starting point is 00:02:41 Yeah, Mom? Can you come down here and fold the laundry? Come in! Come on, let's go. But I have a broken arm. You literally have telekinesis. You could finish all our chores with your mind. Come on!
Starting point is 00:02:53 Done! Having telekinesis did make that go fast. Jerica, help me fill my laundry. No. Then I'm gonna take it from you and do it myself. Not so fast, it's my turn with the power. If you wanna telekinesis, then you should have called dibs yesterday. Come on, it'll literally take you 30 seconds. How's this for helping?
Starting point is 00:03:09 Not funny. Jericho? Stop! I cannot wait until it's my turn to have a power. Let's see what power I get today. Super speed? I could get ready for school in like a few minutes. I'm going back to bed.
Starting point is 00:03:27 You have super speed? That's so random. Actually, it's super helpful. I can get things done super fast. Okay, class, get ready to run that mile. On your mark, get set. Go! Whoa, Jess, how are you so fast?
Starting point is 00:03:41 Thanks, Sebastian. I've been practicing. What? What's going on? Jerica? Hey Jess, my class is running the mile today too. Did you steal my power? Yeah, but only for a few minutes.
Starting point is 00:03:55 I just didn't want to be the last one with my broken arm now. It's not your arm, It's not your leg that's broken! How did you even do that? Hey, give it back. Nope, it's my power. Those are the rules. It's only for a minute.
Starting point is 00:04:10 Okay, well we'll see how you like it when I steal your powers all week. It's so on. So you guys are just gonna keep stealing the powers from each other whenever you want them? I guess. If that's how Jericho wants to play, that's how I'm going to play. Oh, wow, mind reading? What number am I thinking of? Four.
Starting point is 00:04:28 Four! Yes! That's so cool. Billy Jean, what do you think of the new guy? He's kind of cute, right? He's so cute. I feel like he keeps staring at you. Wait, really?
Starting point is 00:04:39 You should ask him out. No way. I don't even know if he likes me. Um, duh! Use your powers to figure it out. See what he's thinking. Oh, right. Okay.
Starting point is 00:04:48 Here it goes. What is he thinking? Is it about you? Shh! I'm trying to listen. That girl in my class is staring at me. I've noticed her doing that. were doing that before.
Starting point is 00:04:58 She seems really... What did he say? Or, I mean, what did he think? I don't know. I can't hear anything. Is his head just empty? No, I could hear something, and then all of a sudden it...
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Starting point is 00:05:39 Depos minimum of $10. Vealier to be in a fashion responsible. The conditions apply. Shapeding? I could shape shift into anyone. Hey, Jess, could I please, please,
Starting point is 00:05:50 please borrow the power tonight? Why are you asking? Normally you just go about stealing the power. I'm going on a date, and my hair is super crazy right now and I have this giant pimple on my chin and I just want to look good. Please, can you let me use it? You can have the power tomorrow. So the truce is back on?
Starting point is 00:06:06 I promise and I'm so sorry for stealing your powers. Fine, I won't use the power to change it to a turtle but you owe me. So what's your power today? Shapeshifting but Jerica asked to use it all day. Even after she stole the powers from you? Yeah, I guess it was kind of important for her. Wow, you're a lot nicer than I am. I think you forgave her way too fast. If I were you, I'd give her a taste of her own medicine.
Starting point is 00:06:30 So you think I should use it? Yeah, it's just for a second. How much harm could it even do? Okay. A stool? Why did you choose that? I didn't mean to. I didn't even know you could change into objects.
Starting point is 00:06:43 I can't believe you ruined my date. We were having a great time, but when you stole my powers, it scared him off. I just used it for a second. Besides, having some frizzy hair shouldn't scare him off if he really likes you. And let's not forget who stole the power every single day. day this week when they promise not to. You're right, I'm sorry. You can have the power tomorrow
Starting point is 00:07:01 and I promise I won't steal it. You better. What do you think it's going to be? I don't know, but I'm excited. Invisibility? That's so cool. And I'm not going to take it. Boom!
Starting point is 00:07:15 Where did you come from? The thin air. My power is invisibility today. Cool. How long have you been there? Long enough to read part of that Wapad story you're writing. What do you think that cute guy from our class is talking about.
Starting point is 00:07:28 Considering he keeps looking over here? Probably you. Probably not. Well, there's only one way to find out, be invisible and go over there. No, I can't do that. Trust me, do it. Fine, I'll do it.
Starting point is 00:07:40 Yeah, so what's her deal? You mean, Jess? Yeah, that's her name, right? Yeah, why? Do you think she's cute? I mean, I think she's really... What do you doing here? You can see me?
Starting point is 00:07:50 What the heck? Jerica? Who's Jerica? I have to go. Sorry. Billy Jane, come on. That was so embarrassed. Why are you running?
Starting point is 00:07:58 Because we have to get out of here ASAP! Ah! Jerka! I literally sprayed my ankle yesterday because you stole the power from me and embarrassed me. You promised me you would stop stealing the powers. You promised I could have it all day and then you broke it. I'm so sorry, Jess. I...
Starting point is 00:08:14 What happened? I was in the park and this lady had a wild dog that got off leash and started chasing me. It looked really mean. Like it was going to bite me or something. I didn't know what to do, so I borrowed your power for like two seconds so I could be invisible and get away from the dog. dog. I really thought it was going to attack me. I'm sure Jerika that was really scary, but you still broke your promise and I can't be by you right now. But Jess. Save it. Don't you care where your final power is? No. Besides, it's Jericho's day to have it
Starting point is 00:08:40 anyways. Accelerated healing? That's so cool. You can heal your ankle. Yeah, but Jerica has a broken arm, remember? Hey Jess. Jess, please. I'm trying to talk to you. What, Jerica? You can have the power today. No, it's your day to you. use the power. But I want you to have it. You only got hurt because I broke my promise and I feel awful about it. Will you please just use the power to make your ankle better?
Starting point is 00:09:04 Maybe there'll be enough time for us both to use it. Hey Jess, whoa, you're walking a lot better. Yeah, Jericho's letting me use the power first and I think it's pretty much healed. How's your ankle doing? I think it's completely healed. Thanks again for letting me use the power. How's your arm?
Starting point is 00:09:20 The same. I haven't used it yet. What? Why? You won't have enough time to use the power now. It's okay. I wanted to make sure that your ankle was completely healed. I really wanted to keep my promises time.
Starting point is 00:09:31 Jerika, I'm so sorry I got so mad at you. It really wasn't your fault. That dog thing sounded super scary, and I'm just glad you're okay. I'm glad you're okay. I love you, sis. I love you too. But next time we're picking luxury items.
Starting point is 00:09:45 Oh, definitely.

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