Jessica Kaylee - If you could Guess your Soulmate's Name

Episode Date: July 26, 2025

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He loves me, he loves me no. He loves me, he loves me not. Ugh, that's the 52nd person who doesn't love me back. I'm convinced no one does. I love you. Thanks, Billy Jean. Jess, if you want a boyfriend so bad, why don't you just play the game to guess your soulmate?

There's a guess your soulmate game? Tell me everything. Billy Jean, I had Sebastian load up the guess your soulmate game and I'm going to play. Are you sure you want to do that? Oh, yeah. Why don't you play with me? Then we could find our soulmates together

and then we could plan our weddings together, and then we could buy houses next to each other, and... Whoa, slow down, Jess. I don't think I'm ready to meet my soulmate. I feel too young to be tied down, but I'm super excited for you. Thanks.

I'm finally going to leave the single ladies club. So how does this work? Sebastian said it's like hangman, so once I complete it, I'll know my soulmate's name, but oh no. What is it? It's 12 letters. This could take all week.

I'm scared to guess. Sebastian didn't say what happens if I get one wrong. What if I only have so many guesses? Only one way to find out. Jay. Billie Jean, why would you do that? I just said I don't know how many guesses I have. I'm sorry.

I honestly was just trying to help. I thought it might be James Anthony. Well, I appreciate the help, but it's my soulmate. So let's lay up the guessing to me. I feel like maybe I should guess a vowel. That's always a good place to start. Ooh! Are you playing a guessing game?

I want to play. I guess why. Jericho! What the heck? Oops. Did I do something wrong? Yes. You both did. This is my soulmate. I can't have you two messing it up.

I'm sorry, Jess. We were just trying to help. Well, I don't want your help. For now on, I'm the only one who gets to guess. Girls? Are you guys playing hangman? How about the letter? No, that's it. Everyone out. I need to be alone. Finally, I'm alone. All right, I need a lock in. If this goes wrong, I could end up alone forever. What about M? I got one. No, wait. I got two. Okay. What about... E! Dang it.

I? Three eyes? I'm gonna guess this in no time. Maybe an A? Yes! M-A. Ma? It starts with a Ma, but there's an M in the middle.

What other letters could be in it? T? Shoot! I can't have that many guesses left. Maybe it's max something? X? Yes! Wait!

I think I know what the name is. My next guess is... Wait, what's happening? Undue! Undo! Undo! What the heck? Is my soulmate gone forever? Jess, is everything okay?

I heard screaming. No, everything's not okay. I was about to guess my soulmate and the name changed. Huh, that's weird. Have you ever heard of this happening? Well, I mean, I've never played before. That's right. I need to talk to someone who has.

Sebastian, I'm in crisis mode major. My soulmate's name switched. What does that mean? I don't know. I've never heard of that happening before. Becky, have you? No, that's super sus. But of course it would happen to you. Becky, if I had a dollar every time you were helpful, I'd be broke. So you'd be the same as you are now. Guys, I'm serious. What do I do? Come on, Sebastian, you're the one who told me about this dumb game in the first place.

Yeah, but that's never happened to me. Do you think you guessed too many wrong letters? Maybe? Maybe it found you someone better. I don't know. Try guessing again. I guess that's not the worst idea. Okay, starting at the very beginning. A. Huh. I can't believe I'm saying this, but maybe Becky was right.

Maybe it did just find me someone better. You've still only guessed one letter. It's been like five hours. I don't want to guess a single letter wrong. I've been calculating the probability of names that start with the letter A, and 63% have an L in it. So, L? Yes.

Now to calculate the next letter's probability. Want to help? I hate math, but... ...beenue at board of Via Rai. Embarked and profite. Embarked and celebrate. Riggolet. Publiy.

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Why are you glitching again? I guess eat. Alex, Alex! Alex! My soulmate's name is Alex! Alex! What the heck? Why is it switching again? I didn't even guess a single letter wrong.

Ugh. Maybe I've been taking too long between guesses? B-D. M-N-O-P-Q. Seriously? Not one of those was right? I'm starting to think this game is rigged. Hey Jess, how's the game coming? Not good, Jerica. Wow, I've never seen veins on someone's forehead pop out so much.

Yikes. Yikes is right. How can someone lose not one, but three soulmates? On the bright side, maybe you could be a cute single-kick. Cat lady. I'm a warjic to cat! Okay, let's try this again. This is gonna be fun to watch. I'm hoping for a major crash out.

Jerica, you're the most supportive sister ever, you know that? That's why you love me so much. What about A? What about Clarence? Jerica, what did I say about helping? That you love it? Fine, I'll leave you alone. No, please, don't go.

I don't want to be alone. Come on, Jess. Come on, Jess, just hurry up and guess something. Fine. I. R. T. T.

Really? What name would it be with a T? I panicked. But why did a letter get taken away? I can't keep up with these rules. They keep changing. A. Again.

That was weird. That's it. I'm done guessing. Not for today, but forever. I quit. Billy Jeet, you want to go get Jenny's ice cream? Heck yeah. I feel like I haven't seen you all

I know, I'm sorry. I've been so caught up and trying to guess my soulmate, but turns out I don't have a soulmate. Oh, that can't be true. Oh, it is. The name keeps changing every time I get close, so I'm pretty sure that means I'm soulmateless, but hopefully some ice cream will cheer me up. So you're giving up? Yep. Shoot, I forgot my bathroom work in my locker. I'll meet you right back here. Billy, is Jess around? No, she just ran to her locker real quick. We shouldn't be talking about this here, though, in case she comes back. You're right. The last thing we need is for Jess to know you messed with. with her game. Shh! What did I say about saying anything? Wait, what?

Billie Jean is messing with my game? Relax, no one can hear us. Just text me, okay? We shouldn't even be seen talking. Okay. Congrats though, she hasn't guessed in two days, so I think she's giving up on the whole soulmate thing. Billie Jean, were you just talking to that girl?

Oh yeah, she was just asking for directions to the PTA meeting. Lost Little Freshie, poor girl. Know what I love most about our friendship? That we both love the summer I turned pretty. That, and that we never keep anything from each other or lie to each other. Yeah, of course not.

Never. And you would never go behind my back to do something that would really, really hurt me, right? Of course not. You're my best friend. Oh, cut the stinky stuff, Billy Jean. I know you're the one who's sabotaging my soulmate. How did you find out? How could you do that?

You're supposed to be my best friend. I don't understand. How could you sabotage me like that? You know how important this was to me. It's not like that. I didn't mean to hurt you. Then why did you do it? I'm not ready, okay?

Ready for what? To lose you two? you to some soulmate to not be your number one person anymore? Wait, what? The only reason I sabotage your soulmate is because I was worried you'd forget all about me once you had one. Kelly Jean, how could you even think that? I would never do that to you. You're my best friend. Yeah, but when people are in love, sometimes they forget about their friends.

Yeah, no boy would ever make me forget about you. I'm really sorry, Jess. I never meant to hurt you. I guess everything just felt like it was changing really fast and I wasn't ready. But that was a really selfish thing for me to do. Yeah, I just really really really was. I wish you would have talked to me about this first before you sabotaged me and I lost all my soulmates. There might be a way for me to get your original one back. Okay, Jess, you got this.

Maximiliano! We did it! You found your soulmate. Well, kind of. Do you know any Maximiliano's? I do not. Yeah. Me neither.

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