Jessica Kaylee - If you could trade RARE items

Episode Date: June 13, 2026

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free of charge. BetMGM operates pursuant to an operating agreement with Eye Gaming Ontario. Billy Jean, is that a giant glittered dumpling? Yep, it's the size of a trampoline. Isn't it cool? How did you get that? I traded for it. I had to trade my Pokemon card mystery packs, but it was worth it, I hope.

Whoa, can I balance on your glittered dumpling? Of course! This is so cool. I think he's coming back? I'm not sure. The last person didn't. If Billy Jean got a giant glittered dumpling, maybe I could get my first squishy. Trade.

Choose an item to trade. I guess I'll trade my jelly cat. Whoa, are you trading a jelly cat? I'll give you a boo-boo for it. Sorry, squishies only. Well then how about I trade you this? You have a needo? Yeah, so is it a deal or not?

Trade, trade! My very first needo! I wonder what else I could trade for. Choose something to trade. I'll trade my Lego set. I should definitely get something good for that. Ooh, I'll trade with you. Okay, what do you have?

I'll trade you Justin Beaver. You know Justin Beaver? Justin Beaver. It's my stuffed beaver named Justin. Oh, hard pass. Aww. I'll trade with you. Okay, Becky. What do you have? I have a squishy glitter doc.

Yeah, no thanks. Looks like you've been squeezing that one a little too hard. Its eyes are bulging out of it. Sockets. Ugh, whatever. I'll trade you a Barbie. Okay, but it needs to be more than a Barbie. I'll trade you a pink-pong puff sweatshirt and a Barbie, but you have to add something too.

How about a full-size pizza? No, add more. More? How about... Add your needle. No way, I am not trading that. Then never mind. Oh, I really thought Legos were going to be more popular.

Not that many people want to trade with me. I'll trade with you. Okay, Grandma, what do you got? I got this dumpling at the store. I thought it was food, but it was not edible. You have a glittered dumpling? I'll trade with you. Please, trade! I just told you it wasn't edible.

I don't care. Trade. Fine. I don't know why you would want an unedible dumpling, but I'll trade you. Thank you, Grandma! Billy Jane! I got a glitter dumpling. I'm gonna open it and see what color I got. Do you want to see? Why?

Because it's worth more if it's unopened. Yeah! Once you open it, if you don't get a rare color, no one is going to want to trade for it. But what if I got a rare color in here? I wouldn't risk it. People are giving away really cool things for unopened glitter dumplings. Normally I listen to Billie Jean, but I've been wanting a glitter dumpling for months, so I'm just going to open it. Is that an unopened glitter dumpling?

Yeah. I'll trade you for it. Sorry, it's not for trade. Well, I'll give you a needo and a fidget for it. Okay, I'm listening. But you're gonna have to offer a lot more than that. I'll give you a needo, a fidget, and Olivia Rodriguez t-shirt, and a summer Friday's lip balm. I mean, that's some really good stuff, but this is an unopened glitter dumpling, so...

It's worth a lot more than that. No, it's not. The only thing I'll add is dirty socks. Well, then I'm not accepting your trade. What the heck? Why can't I cancel the trade? Only the person who started the trade can This spring, denim gets a softer, lighter update.

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Fine, so since you accepted it, you're stuck trading now. That's not fair because I don't want to trade with you anymore. Too bad, I don't make the rules. Well then I'll just open this up because if this isn't a rare one, then you're not gonna want it. Do that and no one will want it if it's not rare. Well you leave me no choice if you're not going to cancel the trade. It's a rare glittered dumpling? I have never seen that color before.

I'm not trading it. Remember, you don't have a choice. Only I can cancel. But I want to keep it. How about I trade you? this for it. I will trade you four glitter dumpling packages for the rare glitter dumpling. Are they unopened?

I have not opened them. Wait, if you had unopened ones, then why did you want mine? Because I did. Now, do we have a deal or not? I guess I don't really have a choice. At least I'll have a chance at getting a rare glitter dumpling. Hey, these feel kind of light. Are you sure they haven't been opened?

They haven't been opened by me. What the heck? These are empty! You should listen more carefully next time. time. I just got scammed! Jess, how's trading going? Horrably! I got scammed out of my rare glitter dumpling! I should have warned you about the scammers. They can really get you. Now I have three empty dumpling packages, which are worth nothing. I mean, you can always scam someone. No, I'm not doing that. I don't want anyone to feel as bad as I do right now.

I'm not saying scam a normal person. I'm saying scam the scammers. You know, you might be on to something. Billie Jean, your homemade glitter dumplings are leaking glitter. You better scam the scammer fast, otherwise they're going to start oozing. I'm just going to keep the lids closed. Otherwise, they're going to know that these are the lafoufus of the glitter dumplings. Yeah, it's definitely not a dumpling. It's a dumpy.

Now I just need a disguise so the scammer doesn't recognize me. Hey, you, you want a trade? What do you have? I have three, never been seen before, rare glitter dumplings. Rare? Yep, they're the best of the best. Okay, trade. But I must warn you, because these are so rare,

I will only trade for other rare gold glitter dumplings. Lucky for you, a girl earlier basically gave me her gold glitter dumplings. She did not give them to you. Huh? I mean, she did not give them to you. What a dummy. Okay, I locked in my trade.

I'm waiting for you to accept. Now that's good, but remember, these are three. three rare ones so maybe you could throw in another. Okay, fine, so we'll throw in some other glitter dumplings. Yeah, that sounds good. Okay, I accept. Wait. No, no, no, wait. Just go ahead and accept and then we can talk. I would like to see these rare, never seen before glitter dumplings. Oh no, we don't have time to do that. Just go ahead.

I want to see what I'm getting before I trade you all this stuff. Show me or there's no deal. Billie Jean! Okay, backup is here. Listen, scammie McSammer pants. You're going to accept her trade or else. Or else what? Or else. This is your guys' first time threatening someone because you're really bad at it. Or else we're gonna expose you to the cops.

Good luck. I don't do anything wrong. People choose not to listen, which is what gets them into these predicaments. Also, your disguise is terrible. I recognize you. Just give me back my glitter dumpling. No. Well, too bad because you can't cancel the trade you accepted, remember?

Ooh, the scammers getting scammed. You know what? Fine. Give me your super rare glitter dumplings and I'll give you yours back. Really? Yes, I accept. We did it! My glitter dumpling! And now I have three homemade glitter dumplings

that I can scam way more people than you with. Lily Jean, I think Green White had just helped her scamming business rather than shut it down. At least you got your glitter dumpling back. True. And I'm definitely giving up trading for a while. Whatever happened to your glitter dumpling? Your giant one?

It popped. How? I don't want to talk about it. But if anyone asks you about a glitter river flooding the city, you don't know it. Noted. Spotify, it's Jay Shetty. Are you one of those media strategy people?

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