Jessica Kaylee - If you had an Evil Twin

Episode Date: July 1, 2025

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WestJet where your story takes off Twin sister or baby sister I really want a twin. No, you should pick the baby. That way you can be the super cool older sister. Doesn't that sound fun? No. Please, sweetie. Will you pick baby sister for mommy? Fine, I'll pick it. I just really want a twin sister. Well, is the pregnancy test positive? Negative. Again. Jess, you pick baby sister, right? Mom, I was five. I

honestly don't remember. But I've never had a long-lost twin show up at her door, so I probably pick baby. You're right. Janet, we just gotta keep trying. We can even try again tonight. Gross. I'm going to school. Jess, the new girl looks exactly like you. No offense, Bernard, but I don't believe you, because you thought Jennifer Aniston and Reese Witherspoon were the same person. Yeah, and I'm telling you, you look even more alike. Oops, sorry. Who are you? And why do you look exactly like me? Oh, hi, Jess. You know my name?

I know this is gonna sound crazy, but I'm your twin. I've been looking for my bio-a-law. family for years. And when I found out you guys only lived a few hours away, I asked my foster family if I could switch schools. So here I am. I'm Isabel. Get away for me. It's not too late to transfer back. You were a little mean to her. I don't have to be nice to her. I don't even know her. I'm just saying at one point you chose to have a twin. Maybe you should give her a chance. My parents are going to kill me when they find out I pick twin. They've been hoping for another baby their entire lives. It's best if she just keeps her distance. I'll get it.

Hey, Jess. What are you doing here? Oh, you dropped your phone earlier. I wanted to return it. You shouldn't have come here. Jess, who is it? No one. Just go.

Look, I would, but... Who are you? I'm Isabelle, your other daughter. You pick twin? Mom, I'm sorry. I don't want to hear it. Would you just leave already? Look, I would, but my car broke down.

I can't get it to start again. I was kind of going to ask to stay here. Great. You can put your stuff over there. Thanks. Look, I'm sorry my parents aren't being the most welcoming. It's just they really wanted me to pick baby sister, and I must have picked twin. Don't worry about it.

Thanks for letting me stay. Isabel? She must have left. No, no, sweetie. Thank you for telling us. And we forgive you, okay? You have nothing to worry about. Mom, what's going on?

Isabel? Get out of my house, young lady. Me? Why? Stop pretending you're Jess. We know you're impersonating her. Yeah, she's been doing it ever since she got here. Are you serious?

The jig is up, Isabel. Just come clean. She's lying. Would you like us to call the cops? Fine. I'm leaving. Bernard, I am having the wildest day. I bet you are. What do you mean? Look, Isabelle, Jess already warned me you're pretending to be here.

You're not going to fool me. No, Bernard, I'm Jess. Yeah, sure. Would Isabel know that you've been in love with Dennis your entire life, or that you peed your pants in the fourth grade? Drop the act. I know you stole Jess's phone. I'm sure some of that information was on there.

I wouldn't believe. me. Uh-uh. I was told you might be showing up to Jess's classes. Get out. I'm Jess. Jess is already sitting down over there, Isabel. Look, I even have the homework assignment to prove it.

Hand it over. She must have taken it out of my backpack. Uh-huh. Principal's office now. You seem upset. Yeah, because my evil twin sister showed up here and stole my life and none of you guys believe me. Well, then this isn't going to make you happy. You have to go back to your old school.

What old school? I've always gone here. Maybe this will help refresh your memory. Isabelle's school. I guess you guys think I'm... Isabelle. Great. Mom, please let me in.

I really need to talk to you. I don't want to hear, Isabelle. You lost your chance. I'm Jess. How can I prove it to you? Fine. You think you're Jess? Come take the Jess test. Since we don't know who to believe,

we're gonna ask you some questions Jess would know. Sound good? Question one, where were you born? Sherman Oaks. What's your favorite color? Pink. What was your cat's name? Bluey.

How do you know all these? How do you? Okay, we're going to give you the final question. Which foot does your father have an extra toe? The right. He doesn't have an extra toe. That's what I meant. Looks like we found our Isabel.

Guess you should have studied my life harder. Jess, I'm so sorry we didn't believe you. It's just her story was so convincing. Please forgive us. I guess it was my karma. I should have put baby sister like you guys wanted me to. I think you would have been much happier with a baby sister. Can I come in?

Is that okay? Thank you for not pressing charges. Thanks for moving back to your hometown. Right. Well, I was actually going to ask you if you could give me a second chance. I mean, we're twins. Maybe we could have a fresh start and get to know each other. No, you don't get a redo because I have a feeling you would do this again.

Oh, you're going to regret that, Jess. You're going to wish you took my offer. Goodbye. Goodbye, Elizabeth. Well, actually, call me, Jeff.