Jessica Kaylee - If you had to survive a week of CHALLENGES

Episode Date: September 3, 2025

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Ew, what's that smell? That would be me. Jericho was hugging the bathroom all morning, and I didn't have time to shower or brush my tea. Gross. It's my time of the year again? It's your challenge week? Yes.

And last year, I nearly embarrassed myself in front of the entire school. I could choose to have it this week or next week. Oh, that's a tough one. Well, next week is finals, and I don't want to have anything going on during that week, so I guess I'll choose this week. No, wait.

Wait, too late. I already clicked it. Oh, well, then. Never mind. No, no, no, no. Now you have to tell me. It's just that there's Sebastian's huge 18th birthday party, but I'm sure it's fine.

Oh, yeah. Usually the entire town goes to that. Last year they had go-karting and a petting zoo. Yeah, and it's this week, but I'm sure it's fine. Yeah, totally fine. Yeah. Yeah. Hey, Jess.

Ben, hey, how's it going? Good. I was wondering if maybe you wanted to go out sometime. Yes, I would love that. What about some time next week? Yeah, or maybe Thursday. This week? Perfect.

Wait, Billy Jean. Did he say this week? Uh, yeah. And Jess, Miss Peppa just sent us an email that finals have been moved up to... This week? No. Please don't be something embarrassing. Please don't be something embarrassing.

Rime with every sentence? Ugh, I have repentance! Hey Jess. Ben! Nice... Dress. Huh? I'm not wearing a dress.

Anyways, how would you feel about getting some ice cream after school on Thursday? After school? I have carpool. Carpool? Oh, well, maybe I could come over after that. Yeah, let's put that in the chat. Are you feeling all right? I'm feeling bright.

Well, that's good. Okay, about Thursday. I think I'm actually busy now. I totally forgot, but let's reschedule some time. Yeah, hopefully when I don't have to rhyme. Wait, is it your challenge week? No, I'm just a first. Oh, I...

Sorry, I... It was a joke. Yes, it's my challenge week. This isn't how I normally speak. I understand. We can reschedule. See you, Jess. I'm a mess.

I barely redeemed myself yesterday. I can only imagine what today will bring. Are you kidding me? That's it. I'm staying home. Jess, are you up? You're gonna be late. I'm staying home sick, Mom.

No, you're not. I have to go and go. to the office today so you have to go to school. Come on, hurry up. Hey Jess, are you headed for gym class? Well, can I walk with you? Why aren't you answering me? Wait, does this have something to do with your challenge? What is it now? This. Oh no. All right, class, who wants to pick our warm up for the day? Jess, what about you? Come on, just pick something. Oh, you really don't want me to decide. Great action. All right everyone, we're gonna warm up with the chicken dance.

Could this be any more humiliating? At least everyone's doing it? Hey, chicken girl, thanks for making us do that silly dance. Can't you speak? What do you want, Becky? OMG, is that your challenge? I have to record this. Please don't be a dance move again.

Perfect! Jess, hey Jess. Present! Sorry things got weird the other day. I wanted to see if you wanted to reschedule. Precisely. Great. How do you? What a Saturday sound?

Positively. Right on. I thought we could do a double date with Becky. Uh, perfect pick. Great, I knew you'd like it. Becky's pretty cool. Pretty preposterous. Yeah, well, I'll catch you later.

Parting phrase. Jess, why do you look so bummed? Pathetic person pooped potential plants. Yikes, I don't really know what that means, but that sounds bad. Precisely. Jess, I heard we're getting dinner together on Saturday. Painfully.

You know Ben's like my bestie, right? So it's only a matter of time until he gets it in his head that you're not the girl for him. Maybe Saturday he'll come to his senses. Or maybe Saturday you'll be too ill to show up. Is that a threat, Billy Bean? It's Gene. I don't care. Lasagne sur-gillet,

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exactly what that means. I can't believe I have to go on a double date with Becky I wonder what today is

going to bring Oh, perfect. I feel horrible about this. Jess, can I borrow your homework? Sure, but it's not fair that you always get to copy me and I never get a copy you. That's because if you copied me, we'd both fail facts.

Hey, I was kidding! Sorry, Billie Jean, but I can only tell the truth today. That could really cause you some problems. Which is why I need you to stay with me at all times. You can never leave me alone, okay? I got you, girl. Hey, Jess. Hey, Ben.

Billy Jean, would you mind? I'd really like to talk to Jess for a second alone. Actually, Billy Jean and I are on our way to class, But we'll catch up with you later. Is that your stomach? Yes, I think I have a bathroom emergency. See ya. Horrible timing.

So Jess, are you excited for our date Saturday? No. No. Look, Ben, you're really cute, and you always smell super nice, and I love your smile, but I really don't want to go on a date with someone who bullies me. You think I bully you? No, not you. Becky.

Oh, I didn't realize you guys aren't cool. We don't have to go with her. Really? Of course. If my challenge isn't to lay in back, all day. I don't want it. There must be more to this provincial life. Jess, you're officially halfway done with your Challenge Week.

How does it feel? You've got a friend in me. I'll take that as good? I think some company is overdue. I've started talking to the pictures on the wall. Honestly, I've seen you do that before when it wasn't Challenge Week. I'll catch you in Spanish for our final. Kunimatata. Class, for your test today, it will be a verbal exam.

I will say something and you will repeat it back to me in Spanish. back to me in Spanish. Jess, you're up first. No chance, no way. I won't say it. No, no. If you don't, then you will fail. For the first time in forever. Jessica, just say the phrase in Spanish. I need to go to the bathroom. Un poco loco? Un pico loco? No. Go to the principal's office if you're not going to participate.

To infinity and beyond. Jess, I heard you failed your Spanish test. So this is love. So what is love? love. Just keep swimming, just keep swimming, just keep swimming. My second to last challenge, please be something good for Sebastian's birthday bash. Oh, I'm so excited about this one.

So after school, I'll pick you up and we could go to Sebastian's together. Nope, no can do. What? Why? I don't want to go anymore. Again, why? Just don't pick me up after school. Okay, I won't.

That went just as planned. Wait, Jess, you showed up. I didn't want to come. Then why did you come? Ugh. Wait, can you only lie today? No, that's not it. Everything makes so much sense now.

Sorry I didn't pick you up. I don't forgive you. Ew, Jess, why are you dancing like that? Hi, Becky. How blessed I am to see you at this party. Huh? You're such a beautiful person inside and out. inside and out. Okay, ew, whatever this is, I don't like it.

This party is wild. Did you see they at the world's biggest jumpy house? I want to stay all night. I'm ready to head out soon too. Let's go find Sebastian and thank him for inviting us. Sebastian, we just wanted to say happy birthday and thanks for inviting us. Yeah, of course. Did you have a good time? The worst. What? She means no party compares to this one. Yeah, my party was way better. Stop talking. Well, if you didn't have a good time, didn't have a good time, then I'll be sure to save you from your misery next time and not invite you. She's lying. She's just trying to be funny, right, Jess? Whatever. I'm going to go enjoy my party. Did I do good? Very, very bad. Let's go home.

Please be kind to me. I have my date with Ben tonight. Wait, does that mean the challenge we ended early? I can be myself. I have to start getting ready. Wow, Jess, you look really nice. Thanks. What are you thinking about ordering? Um, probably the... Um, I have to go the bathroom. I'll be right back. Ellie Cheat, are you spying on me on my date? Sorry, I just wanted to see how the date was going.

You've had the worst challenges this week and I wanted to be here if you needed anything. Thanks, but my challenge week ended early, so I'm okay. That's great news. Okay, well then, I'll leave you to it. Have fun. Crisis averted.

Error of challenge not loading resolved. You will now be getting a new challenge every hour? Every hour? Crisis not avert. Billy Jean, Billy Jean, wait!