Jessica Kaylee - If your soulmate could send you gifts

Episode Date: June 29, 2025

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Starting point is 00:00:25 Download the Instacart app and shop today. Happy birthday, here's the gift from your soulmate. What does it say? It's an empty card. But it's the thought that counts. I love it. And you never know. Maybe they forgot to write in it.
Starting point is 00:00:40 Happy birthday. What is it? A gift from your soulmate. What does it say? Another empty card. Yay. Your soulmate gift arrived. I wonder what they got me.
Starting point is 00:00:50 Wow. A blank card. We did not raise you to be ungrateful. My soulmate got me a car for my birthday with a note saying, meet me in the middle. Isn't that so cute? My soulmate gave me money and said, Go to therapy, you need it.
Starting point is 00:01:04 What did your soulmate get you, Jess? My soulmate gets me a card each year. It's actually pretty cute. Oh, my God, a credit card? No. Oh, like a love note? Well, not exactly. And what?
Starting point is 00:01:15 Well, they're blank cards. Huh? But it's the thought that counts. And what's the thought in that exactly? That they're getting me something? Happy 17th birthday, sweetie. Your soulmate gift arrived. A blank card.
Starting point is 00:01:29 What's the point in keeping these anyways? Happy birthday, here's the gift from your soulmate. Let me guess, another card. Not this year. What is it? I don't know. Open it. An invisible ink eraser?
Starting point is 00:01:43 Here it is. Happy 6th birthday, Jess. If you're reading this, that means you finally turned 18 and got your magic eraser. Each year, you'll see that I left you a clue of who I am. I have brown hair. blue eyes. I was born in Georgia. I prefer cats, not dogs. And in your next card, you'll find the address to meet me on 1010. I threw away my 17th birthday card. You get a gift from your soulmate this year? Yeah, actually, an invisible ink pen. Interesting. You know how I mentioned they've been sending me blank cards all these years? Well, they weren't actually blank. They were written in invisible ink.
Starting point is 00:02:27 Whoa, that's kind of cool. I know. I'm actually supposed to meet them tomorrow. The only problem is, is I threw away my 17th birthday card, which apparently had the address for where I'm supposed to meet them. Are you sure you threw it away? I searched everywhere. That sucks. I hope you're still able to meet them. Me too. Is everything okay, sweetie? I didn't keep the card for my 17th birthday.
Starting point is 00:02:50 I told you not to throw it away. This isn't the time for I told you so, Mom. You're right, but I think it is the time to tell you I kept it. Wait, what? Here you go. I thought you might want it someday. I kept it for you. You're the best. I know. Time to meet my soulmate. I don't understand. They said to meet here on this date and time. Where are they? Sweetie, did you meet your soulmate? No, they stood me up.
Starting point is 00:03:21 Some soulmate they are. I wish I could have called them. Well, you can always write. You know they like that. I hope they respond. Jess, you got a letter in the mail. I did? It's blank. I think I know who this is from. I'm sorry you thought I stood you up. I was there. I was there. I swear, you looked beautiful in your blue. But there's something you need to know about me. Me and the ink are a lot alike, more than you might think. I am actually invisible? My soulmate's invisible?
Starting point is 00:03:59 Meet me at this address to find out everything. This is a cemetery. Is this where they meant to meet? That looks like one of my cards. You can find me by the maple tree. Hey, hey, Jess. Cameron, you're not invisible? We prefer to call it invisible.
Starting point is 00:04:20 Less terrifying, more mystifying. We? Anyways, I'm so glad you came. Me too. I've thought about this day forever. I thought about it my whole life. I have to go soon. I can't stay very long.
Starting point is 00:04:33 You can't? No. But this is giving me the peace I needed to move on. Move on. Goodbye, Jess. Oh, you dropped this. Cameron? I wish we could have had more time, but life had other plans.
Starting point is 00:04:51 Until we meet again. Cameron. Wait, but that means he died the day he was supposed to meet me. Cameron Anthony Folds died this Saturday on 1010. Sources say he was on his way to meet his soulmate for the first time when he got into a fatal car accident. There has been no statement from the soulmate. My soulmate who writes an invisible ink became invisible on the day we were supposed to meet.
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