Jessica Kaylee - Match with your Labubu or ELSE

Episode Date: July 12, 2025

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I don't have an outfit that looks exactly like that, but I have to have something to hear that'll work. What about this? No, if only was inverted, like this. Yes, this is perfect. And done. Please be close enough, please be close enough. Outfit matched.

I'm gonna be honest, Laboo. You picked good. Sebastian, why are you naked? Because my Laboobo wanted me to be, see? And you still thought it was a good idea to leave your house like that? I'm confident in my body. Nice outfit, Billie Jean.

Very mysterious today. My Labibu always dresses being black for some reason, but it makes it easy to match. Speaking of easy to match, did you see Sebastian? I saw every part of Sebastian. I'm surprised they let him go to school like that. I mean, what can they do? He's matching his Laboo like he's supposed to.

I mean, is matching your Laboo that serious? I know it's a fun challenge every morning, but if he didn't match it, would it be that big of a deal? Uh, yes. My cousin's... neighbors half-sister's best friend didn't match with her luboo-boobu once and- And what? Nobody saw her again.

There's no way she disappeared because she didn't match her laboo-booboo. Well, I'm not gonna be the one who finds out the hard way. You are so cute! And I have the perfect thing. Where is it? Mom, have you seen my blue dress that looks like this in the laundry anywhere? Oh, that was yours? I thought it was Jericho's, so I put it in her room.

Knock, knock! Just because you knocked doesn't mean you knocked. Doesn't mean you could just barge in. I need my blue dress. Mom accidentally put it in here. That's weird. I haven't seen it. Well, then can I look around?

Come on, it has to be in here somewhere. No, but maybe later. I don't have time later. I have to match with my laboo-booboo and that's the only thing that will. Are you sure you don't have anything else? Jerica, what did you do with my dress? Don't be mad, but...

You stained it? How did you even get spaghetti all over it? I was eating in bed and I thought it was an old shirt. But after I used it to wipe my face, I realized it wasn't. I can't wear this. And I'm gonna run out of time. Wait.

What? I think I have something you can borrow. Please work. Please work. Outfit matched. Oh, thank goodness. Aren't you going to thank me? No, because the whole reason we were in this mess was because of you.

Thanks for helping me. Jess, you'll never believe what happened. Honestly, at this point, Billy Jean, I believe everything. I'm almost too gullible. That's true. believe Sebastian when he told you Michael Jackson was my dad. Hey, you don't even know who your real dad is, so that's still on the table. Anyways, Ryan didn't match with his LaBoooo today. No, did anything bad happen to him? Yes, I just saw him and look. He grew a unicorn horn?

Shoot, I overslept. But cute LaBoooo-But why aren't you wearing pants? Change outfit, change outfit. I am not going to school like that. Outfit matched. Oh, thank goodness. Jess, why are you still in bed? Because I'm not wearing pants. So put on some pants, honey. It's Friday. You get the next two days off from school.

Trust me, Mom. If I could, I would. But my labo-a-s not wearing pants, so neither can I. Okay, well then, you're right. No school for you. Jess isn't going to school. Can I stay home too? If your laboo is fully clothed, then you're going to school. Ugh, I didn't know that was a rule.

Otherwise, I would have stayed home last week, but my labubu wasn't wearing a top. Jerica, please tell me you did not go to school, I could tell you that, but then I'd be lying. Jerica? Just call me if you need anything, okay? Thanks, Mom. You wouldn't do anything evil if I put on some pants now, right?

I think it's best we don't find out. This is the first time I'm up before my Laboooooo is dressed. What are you gonna wear today, Laboooooo? I have nothing like that! Mom, do you have anything like this in your closet? No, sweetie. I don't work at McDonald's. Jerica? You know I'm a Burger King Stan.

I am so screwed. Hopefully this is close enough. Outbit not Matt. No, no, no, no. Please don't make me a unicorn. Nothing bad happened? Oh, thank you, Labuobu. I knew you weren't evil.

Sweetie, are you okay? Yes, honestly. I think my Labou must really love me. They forgave me. Oh, I'm so glad to hear that, sweetie. I was worried you might have grown 13 toes like someone did on the news. Pucance Moines

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I can't believe you own that outfit it's terrifying I think my Who has a dark soul. She really likes when I wear things that make me look like a vampire. Ew! They didn't blend this at all. It's like drinking straight powder. Gross. I'm gonna ask for another. Oh! You've got to be kidding me. Oh, excuse me? I was gonna ask you to remake my watcher because it tasted horrible, but then I accidentally spilt it on the way over here. But could you still remake it, please?

Do you have a receipt? I do not. But you can literally still see it on the floor. With no receipt or original drink we don't remember If you want, you could buy another for $7. Never mind. That was some bad luck I just had. Well, your luck just got even worse. Why would you say that? Because they're towing your car away. What?

No, no, no, no, sir, please don't tow my car. You have 5,000 parking signs there. How was I supposed to know which one pertained to today? You could pick it up from the lot. Billy Jean, will you drive me? Of course. Um, excuse me, can you open the gate? That's my car.

Sorry, we're closed. What time do you open? We're open 7 to 11 Fridays and Saturdays. You mean Saturday through Friday? No, Fridays and Saturdays. You're not implying I can't pick my car up until... Next Friday, that would be correct. Am I being pranked?

What is happening? Just you don't think this isn't because you didn't match with your luboo, do you? What? Like it gave me bad luck or something? It's been excruciatingly bad. If that's true, I think I would have rather had the unicorn horn. Bye, Mom. Billy Jean and I are going to the mall.

And how do you plan on getting there? with your car in the tow lot? Her mom's gonna drive us. Well, unfortunately, you're not going anywhere today, but the courtroom. Whatever the Lubbubah fray me for? I didn't do it. But what didn't I do?

You didn't do anything. You were just summoned for jury duty. Yeah, I'm not going to that. If you don't go, you'll go to jail. Okay, I'm definitely going to that. What's the address? All right, jurors, please stand. You will all be on a murder trial,

which means we will be putting you in a hotel room and you cannot talk to your friends, family, or anyone from the outside world until the trial ends. We're getting a vacation, so wait. This isn't a good thing. The isolation is torturous. The last murder this judge was all lasted two years.

Two years? They had to live in isolation? Yeah, no contact with the outside world. Some of them were never the same since. I really need to make up with my Laboooooooo. Okay, Laboooooo, what do you want? Huh? You want money? Hopefully not, because they don't have any.

You want a hug? I really wish you could talk. I have an idea. See, I'm matching you. Is that what you wanted? Well, it was worth a shot. I can match with my lobooboo again? So that's what you wanted this whole time was for me to find a matching outfit?

Well, lucky for you, I have just the outfit for this. Alright guys, we're off to court. You probably won't see us for two years, so... Actually, sweetie, the court called, you're off the case. Really? Why? It would conflict with your education, so they dropped you. It looks like my luck is turned it around. I just have to make sure I never don't match with you again.