Jessica Kaylee - Match with your Labubu or ELSE (PART 2)

Episode Date: August 2, 2025

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I got you something at the mall today. Is it a Summer Friday's lip bump? No. A skateboard? No. Why don't you just open it and find out? You got me another Laboo Boo Boo? I really hope it's the pink one.

I've been wanting the pink one. I know you have. I'm glad you like it, sweetie. You are so cute. I'm gonna name you Penelope. Oh gosh, I guess I never named you, Laboooooooo. You're gonna be named. I'll think about it later.

You're gonna stay in here. here for a little while. I'm gonna match with Penelope this week. You understand, right? Because I've never matched with Penelope. But don't worry, I'll match with you again soon. I am so excited to see your style, Penelope. I wonder if you're gonna be preppy. Or maybe you're gonna love athleisure. Well, as long as you don't have a dark soul like Billy Jeans the boo-boo, we're gonna get along just fine. What are you gonna wear? What are you gonna wear? Stop it! That is so cute! Jess, can you help me with something?

Not now, Jericho. I'm getting dressed. It's an emergency. I have nothing to match my Labubu. Fine, let me see. Jess, stop, it's not funny. Why is your Labubu wearing a wedding dress? Is it in love?

Are you in love? No. Do you have a white dress I could borrow? Sorry, I only have one and I also have to wear it today. But maybe I ask Mom if you can wear her wedding dress? But out, I have to hurry. Outfit matched. Yes!

We look good, Lebooboo. I can't wait to show everyone at school. Jess, did you get a new Labibu? Yes, I finally got the pink one. I've been wanting it for forever. That's pretty bold to get another Labibu. Each labubu has different consequences. You don't know what will happen if you don't match her.

Well, it can't be worse than bad luck. No, you're right. It could just be public embarrassment, a horrible haircut, death. But sure, none of that's worse than bad luck. Says the girl who still doesn't know her Labuu's consequences. Hey, I'm not afraid to say that I'm terrified of my Labibu. Oh, what are you so afraid of that she's gonna, like, steal your soul and possess you? Ah!

Don't give them ideas! Sorry. Sebastian, what are you wearing? This is Iron Man's costume. You know, Tony Stark? My new Laboo was a huge Marvel fan. Yesterday I was Black Widow. Too bad it was the weekend, though.

I looked good in that outfit. Oh my goodness, I think for everyone's sake, thank goodness it was the weekend. Hey, at least I would have been fully clothed that time. Speaking of clothes. Jess, was I the first guy you saw naked? Oh my gosh, I am not answering that. I'll take that as a yes. Billie Jean, you know how you're worried what your lobooboo might do

and I'm slightly concerned what my new laboooo might do if we don't match? Yeah? Well, what if we make a pack to both not match our loboos tomorrow and find out? Have you gone bad? No, this way we won't be concerned if something bad happens because we will already know what happens. No way. Oh, come on. Do it for the plot.

This is not a do it. it for the plot type of moment. Something seriously bad could happen. Please tell me you won't purposely not match your laboo-booboo. Fine. I won't purposely not match my laboo-booboo. Okay, it's giving Paris, it's giving Eloise, it's giving... I better hurry up. No, I couldn't find them matching Tweed hat. Please be close enough, please be close enough. Outfit matched. Yes, we're gonna have the best day together. Oops, I was worried this jacket was too tight. No, no, no, no, no, there's a giant hole in the back. Everything seems to be fine, though.

You're an understanding, Laboo Boo Boo. Jess, there's a huge hole in your jacket. I know, but luckily my Labibu doesn't seem to care. Hey, I was thinking, you know how you're scared to your Laboo because it appears to have, like, a dark soul? Why don't you just get a new one? I've thought about it, but even if my Labibu is slightly terrifying, she's very predictable.

My closet is basically all black now, and I never have to worry about not matching her. I guess, but it really takes the fun out of matching. Did you know the most successful people wear the same outfit every day? No, I didn't. It's because their morning routine doesn't cause them any stress. Since they don't have to think about what to wear, they have more energy for the rest of the day. Huh. I guess that makes sense.

Hey, look out! Ow! You're not supposed to ride your bike inside! I do it all the time. You're the first person I've ever hit. Well, then it's my lucky day then! Wait, Jess, are you having bad luck? No, more just like in the wrong place at the place. the wrong time. That kind of sounds like bad luck. Plus you ripping your jacket this morning.

You don't think that's something to do with your original Laboooo, do you? What, like they're jealous of my new Laboooo so they're causing me issues? I'm just saying your old LeBoo Boo Boo Boo gives you bad luck, so this seems fishy. There's only one way to find out. Oh, Laboooooo! I could have sworn I remember putting you in here. Welcome to aboard Via Rai, Embarked and Profite. Embarked and celebrate. Rigolet. Publiy.

Savour. Admire. And, Profite. Viarai, the voice that we love N' knock, Jerka, what happened to you? You know the other day when my Labubu was wearing a wedding dress? Well, I didn't match with my Labibu in time and I broke out in a rash.

Are you okay? Do we need to take you to the store and buy you a matching outfit or something? I'm fine. I already matched. with them hours later, but it's still gonna take two to three weeks for it to heal, the doctor said. Dang, I'm really sorry that happened. Thanks. What were you looking for? Oh, have you seen my libububu anywhere?

The one in your hand? No, not this one, my original liboooooooo. Can't say I have. Dang, I could have swore I put it in my closet. I guess I'll check again. What the heck? I could have sworn you weren't just in here. And why are you wearing that outfit?

Both Labuboos are wearing an outfit, Billy Jean. I think that's why I was having bad luck because I wasn't matching this Laboooo. Well, I guess you have to choose. That's terrifying. Either way, I'm cursed by one of them. Ugh, my mom's yelling at me. Gotta go. You're a pink Laboooo-Boo-That means you're sweet, right? Jess, the police just called. They said they found your prints at a murder site. They want to take you in for questioning.

You did not. That's it. I'm changing. Outfit not matched. It does match, just not with this Laboooo-Boo, But this Laboo Boo Boo! Just false alarm, the police did not find your prints. Oh, thank goodness, that was alarming. Why aren't you matching with your new Labubu? Because this Labu was evil and got jealous and it's caused to be bad luck! I wouldn't talk like that in front of them.

They could hear you? I normally don't. Becky, your Labuobu has expensive taste. It's wearing a Louis Vuitton bag? Yeah, we're made for each other. True, you're both evil. What did you say? I said true.

You're both evil. Jess! Billy Jean, what? What are you doing? Becky already hates you. Why would you make it worse? I don't know what came over me. I just felt the need to tell her that today.

It's probably because it's true. That's it. Billy Jean, I think I know the curse for not matching my new Laboooooo. It's making me tell the truth. This is awesome! This is barely even a curse. I'm fine not matching with her. I don't know, Jess.

Honesty is great, but sometimes it's good to lie too. I don't know, Billy Jean. I feel free. Jess, you're late for class, please get in here. Don't be a hypocrite, Miss Pepper. You're late all the time. Excuse me? I thought I smelled something, but I wasn't gonna say anything.

Your excuse. Do not sass me, Jess. I'm not sassing you. I'm telling the truth. I honestly smelled something. Principal Franklin's office now. Are you sure telling the truth is a good thing? Absolutely positively not.

I can't match both of you at the same time. But I also can't keep getting in trouble from all the curses. Unless... Outfit matched. It's very hot in all this. But at least neither of you can curse me anymore. Nice outfit, Jess. Your Laboooooo clearly hates you if they're making you wear that in the middle of summer.

They don't hate me. Unfortunately, they love me too much. All my Labubu's want to do is match me. Are you sure it's not that they just teamed up against you to make you miserable? I'm sure... Kind of. Sweetie, it's 90 degrees outside. take off some clothes.

I can't, because one of them will get jealous or mad or worse. Then I think it's time to give one away. Don't you think that would make them more mad? No, because they would bond with their new owner. It's worth a shot. I'll call Aunt Belly. Her new little girl Connie has been wanting a LaBoooo-She'll be so thrilled. Thanks, Mom.

Now which one of you to give up? You are my first, the boo-boo, but you are my most wanted the boo-boo. You both have cute outfits. most of the time and you both get me in trouble at school. But you almost got me sent to jail, so I think I'm gonna have to pick Penelopee. Don't be sad, the boo-boo. You're gonna enjoy your new home. Jess, Connie is here. She's excited to meet her first La-Boooooooo-You-go, Connie. I hope you have a lot of fun matching with her.

I'm gonna name you Grammy because you remind me of a gram quack-o. That's a cute name. Thank you, Jess. Now behave Grammy. Finally, only one lo-booboo to match now. What the heck? Don't make me regret keeping you now! Where is it?

I have to have a matching outfit in here somewhere. Or honestly, maybe I hope I don't, so I don't have to wear that. Outfit not matched. Oh, please don't make me do it. Fine. Outfit matched. Here's to a fresh start. No bad luck.

and no having to tell the truth today. You must have decided to keep your first the boo-boo. No, believe it or not, this was Penelope's idea. Weird, she was having such cute outfits before. I know, but at least I still had something to match. Jess, I got you something at the mall. Ooh, is it a... Let's not try and guess again. Just open it up.

What the heck, Mom? Why would you get me this? You know I was just in a pickle from the last the boo-boo you got me. This is a new the boo-boo. I don't care if it's new. I can only match with one Laboo at a time. No, Jess, it's not a matching Labubu. Then what is it?

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