Jessica Kaylee - My Soulmate Controls my Outfit

Episode Date: December 3, 2025

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Jerica, you have to share the bathroom. I need to get ready too. Too bad. What does that mean? Why are my hands green and... Come on! What on earth is... Mom, this isn't funny! Pull yourself together, woman! What is so... Oh, that's hilarious.

Oh, you too. P-pst, Billy Jean! Jess, is that you? Unfortunately, yes. Do you have any idea why I might have turned into the Grinch? I tried to ask my mom, but she was too busy laughing to tell me. Your soulmate gets to control what Christmas movie your outfit comes from. But why? So they can find you quicker.

It's 2024. You would think we could just add our soulmates on Find My Friends. But no, they have to find us the embarrassing way. Luckily, no one can recognize you in that thing. No one even knows it's you. Everyone, look at my sister. She's dressed as the Grinch. I want to kill Jericho when I get home. Thanks for helping me hide, Billie Jean.

But I think I'm just going to go home. Okay, yeah, that's it. I'm definitely going home. But then your soulmate will never find you. I don't care. You must be lost. Nope, just leaving. Leaving?

Yes, give me detention if you want. I don't care. Detention, that's a good one. But in all seriousness, Miss Peppa is out sick and we could really use your help if you could stay. How could I help? By being a sub for her class. Please don't make me beg.

He hasn't no idea who I am. What was that? I said anything for you, Principal Franklin. What's with the? accent. Class, Ms. Pepper is out six, so I will be teaching your class today. We are going to be doing very, very important work. Okay, Mrs. Claus, Christmas is next week. Do you want to be on the naughty list?

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it's very educational. You need to be teaching them. I am. Oh no. Jessica? Is that you? No.

I don't know what pranks you're trying to pull today, but you have detention for a week, Missy. At least your outfit's cute this time. Yeah, but my voice sounds like a five-year-old after sucking helium. Well, I think that's cute, too. Am I really going to be stuck doing this until I find my soulmate? Find them and kiss them under the mistletoe. Billie Jean, I really need your help. You have to try and figure out who might be controlling me.

Don't worry, I'm on it. Thanks. In the meantime, I'm going to try and keep a low profile. I don't think you have to keep a low profile anymore. 30 students watched you transform from Mrs. Claus to an else. Good point. Oh, you've got to be kidding me. Mom, please don't laugh this time.

That was one time. I told you not to laugh. I hope you pee your pants again. Jess, you've never looked more like yourself. Ha-ha, very funny. Aw, you're so cute. Let me guess your Vixit. Comet?

Blitzen? I have a bright red nose. Oh, your Donner! I'm Rudolph, Billy Jean. Rudolph, the red nose reindeer? I don't remember that one. Please tell me you figured out who's controlling me. I've been keeping my ears open,

and I think I might have a lead. Really? Spill. Ronald, can I talk to you? No. Rude. Are you controlling your soulmate? No, I'm not the one controlling you if that's what you're thinking. Then why did Billy Jean saw you dry this?

In class, when I was dressed as the Grinch just a few days ago. We were all supposed to be. to be drawing the Grinch. It was an assignment and Billy Jane would have known that had she been listening instead of spying on me. I'm gonna kill her. Billy Jean. Whoa, your soulmate really knows how to pick them outfits. Speaking of soulmate, was it Ronald? No, it wasn't him. Are you sure? Because he seemed nervous and suspicious. He said he was nervous because you wouldn't stop staring at him. He said you weren't even blinking Billy Jean. Hey, I take my detective work very seriously. Well, lucky for us, he did have an idea who it might be. Really? Who? Parker.

Principal Franklin! Could you tell us where we might be able to find Parker? Whatever you two are scheming, keep my kid out of it, please. Us. Scheming. I'm offended. Yeah, it's Parker that might be scheming and we're going to pound the truth out of him. Ow! Yeah, I'm definitely not telling you where my kid is if you're going to pound him. Billy Jean, I love the enthusiasm, but But next time, don't tell his dad we're gonna beat him. I thought he would know I was kidding! You've literally been sent to the office for hitting people before.

Oh yeah. I could see why he thought I was serious. Parker, we've been looking everywhere for you. Are you controlling Jess? No, but sick outfit. Then who is my soulmate? Ugh! We have to find them!

Wait, I might know who it is. Yeah, well, I've already heard that three other times this week, and no one's actually known who it is, so excuse me for being a little skeptical. Do you want my heart? help or not. Parker, stay away from Billy Jean. She's a hitter. Yes, I want your help. I think your soulmate is... Jake! Sorry, go-go. Why are you trying to run, Jake? And why are you sweating? No reason. You sound guilty. What do you think, Jess? Should I hit it? No. No more hitting. Okay, I won't. Yet. Thank God. Jake, are you responsible for making her look like

frothy the snowman? It's frosty. That was a trap. Only a guilty person would know is real. name. Okay, Billy Jean, I could take it from here. Look, Jake, you're not in trouble. We just want to know who's controlling me so I could stop embarrassing myself. I don't think you look embarrassing. Stop avoiding the questions. Are you my soulmate?

Yes. Okay. Then you just need to kiss me so you can stop controlling me. But there's one more outfit I was hoping to do before we kiss. No, no, no, no, no more. The Grinch, again, but you've already done this one. But this time it's a different character, and you look adorable. Right, this one does suit you.

Cindy Lou Who? Why could I have been this the whole time? What fun would that have been? Now come on, let's find that mistletoe. Yeah, let's find it. Billy Jean, I think just us are gonna find it. I'll find you later. Billy Jean, I can finally wear normal clothes.

Oh no. Oh yes, it's my turn for public embarrassment. Well, you make the cutest Charlie Brown. Thanks.