Jessica Kaylee - Play a game of Santa Says

Episode Date: December 6, 2025

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The conditions apply. There, all done. Toy number 6,754. Only 3,475 to go! Wow, Gumdrop, you're so fast. You always make more toys than anyone else. Thanks, Peppermint. I just love Christmas.

But the toys have been getting weirder and weirder over the years. Tell me about it. I've made like a hundred Yassified Minecraft Steve Barbie dolls. How does that sentence even make sense? Ho! Ho! Ho! Ho! Hello, my Elts! It's a little. It's good to see you all at work. Here comes Santa! Now I have an important announcement.

This year I'm trying something new to help keep everyone on task. It's a game and whoever wins it will be named Elf of the Year. I have to win this game. You deserve it. You work harder than everyone. The game is called Santa Says. You have to do everything I say in a sentence that starts with me saying Santa says. If I don't say Santa says and you do it, then you lose.

Oh, I'm gonna take to this game. like frosting to a cookie. Okay, everyone. Ready? Santa says, make double the amount of toys that you normally make in one hour. I'm on it! All right, it's been an hour. Santa says, pause your work. Oh man, I'm pretty tired, but I doubled my workload.

How did you do, Peppermint? It was tough, but I did it. I made 20 toys. 20 toys? I made 200! Well, normally I make 10 in an hour. And I normally make 100. Curse my own.

overachieving elfness. Okay, elves, ready for your next challenge. Santa says, touch your nose. Santa says, spin it a circle. Santa says dance. Santa says stop dancing. Santa says, stop touching her nose. Santa says, turn to the coworker across from you.

And the one on the left side of the work table will do all of the others' work on top of their own for the next hour. Go. Wait, what? That's not fair. I'm not complaining. That's because you're not the one having to do all the work.

Santa is all knowing, so he probably knows what's best, which means this is what's best. I'm gonna go take a nap in the Candy Cane Forest. See you in an hour. Well, maybe this will help me win Elf of the Year. Better get back to work. How is your nap? Amazing.

I'm so happy for you. Thank you. Wait, you're being sarcastic, aren't you? Yes, my Christmas spirit is on slaycation. That's not like you. Usually you're full of Christmas cheer. It's the Santa Says game. It's got me feeling.

overworked and stressed. Ho, ho, ho, who's ready for another challenge? Actually, Santa, can we maybe have a break? I know half of us elves have been working nonstop for the past two hours could really use one. Uh-uh, Santa says, don't talk back. Got it? All right, let's see.

Did you hear that? Santa's normally never like that. I know, that was intense. Something weird is going on. Santa says, hop on one foot. Santa says, pat your head. Stop hopping. Ah, you stopped, but Santa didn't say.

Sorry, that means you lose. Ah! Did they just dis-a-off? Santa says, stop jumping and patting your head. Santa says, get back to work. Don't seriously disappear? Yes, he was here one minute, and then poof, he just vanished. That happened to us if we mess up, Santa says?

I'm not sure, but I really don't want to be the one to find out. Same here. Shh. Back to our work spaces. Santa's coming. Ho! Ho! Ho! Who's ready to continue? my game.

I'll take that as a yes from everyone. Santa says sing jingle bells. Dashing through the snow, Santa says sing slower. Santa says sing it even slower. Over the hills we go. Lafie all the way. Santa says, now speed it up.

Ha, ha, ha, bell's on, bob tells ring. Santa says sing in a British accent. I can't do a British accent. Then you fail. Oh, jingle bells, tinkle bells, dinkle. Santa says stuck singing and get back to making toys. Okay, something is very, very wrong with Santa. Normally he's as jolly and as sweet as a sugar cookie.

Wouldn't start vanishing or even killing elves? You're right. He wouldn't hurt a fly physically or emotionally. I think someone might be sabotaging him. Who would be sabotaging him? Who would want to sabotage Santa Claus? There's only one way to find out. Thumbdrop, you better not be thinking about doing what I think you're doing. Don't worry, Peppermint. I got this. All right, elves, let's continue with our next round of Santa says.

No. Excuse me? This game you've created isn't helping elves be more productive. It's making us terrified because elves keep disappearing. Oh, Gumdrop. Santa said not to talk back, so I'm afraid that means you've failed. You know what that means? I do.

Goodbye, Gumdrop. Candy cane? Bernardo? You guys are alive? Yes! Why did you end up here? We all thought you were going to win Elf of the Year! Something didn't feel right, so I sacrificed myself in order to figure out what?

Do you know what's happening? The Santa that sent us here is not the real Santa. I knew it! The real Santa would never treat elves like that! Who is it then? It's Jack Frost! He trapped Santa in disguised himself as him! That's awful!

So then where's the real Santa? Right here, Gumdrop. Santa! I'm glad you're okay! For the most part! I'm just so angry that I let myself trust Jack Frost. He made me think that he really wanted to change and be better. And then he trapped me in here with a silly Santa Says game

and now he's out there pretending to be me. What does he want? He wants to take over the whole North Pole so he can control Christmas and use the Christmas magic to make himself more powerful. We can't let that happen! How are we going to stop him? We have to trick him the same way he tricked us.

But first we have to get out of here. Santa, I know you're going to stop him. I know you think you can't, but the true spirit of Christmas lies in your heart. You can get us out of here. You're right. Everyone grab hands. Let's go save Christmas. Gumpdrop, you're back.

Are you okay? I sure am. And look who I brought with me. Wait, is that? The real Santa. What do you mean? The person who's been ordering us around and making elves disappear is an imposter. And it's no one other than a Jack Frost himself.

He trapped Santa and has been disguised as him in order to take over the North Pole. It's true. He tricked me into thinking he wanted to join my side, but then just betrayed me yet again. So what? You were foolish enough to fall for my tricks. Leave Jack. Never. Jack Frost, I challenge you to a game of Santa says, and whoever wins keeps the North Pole. Foolish elf? Haven't you seen I'm a master at this game? And you already lost once. But I'm an extremely fast learner.

It's one of my many strengths. So let's play. Done, let's play. And I, the real Santa, will be leading Santa says this time. All right, you both know the rules. Whoever wins gets the North Pole. And whoever loses gets sent to the vanished realm. Ready?

Yes. Let's do it. Santa says sit down. Santa says stand up. Santa says spin in a circle. Stop spinning. Santa says stop spinning. lick your nose. Santa says lick your palm.

Take a step back. Santa says, take a step back. Santa says hop on one foot. Santa says, hop on your other foot. Oh, you missed a... I did not. Unfortunately, someone did lose. I said hop on one foot and hop on your other foot. I never said stop hopping on the first foot, so you should have been hopping on both feet, but you switched.

Gumdrop, however, started hopping on both feet. What? That means you lose. And the real Santa gets to keep the North Pole. Yay! Sorry, Jack, but it's for your own good. I'll check on you soon. Bye-bye.

Gumdrop to thank you for all your hard work and for saving the North Pole, me and your fellow elves wanted to award you with the Elf of the Year award. Wow, this is amazing. Thank you. I can't wait to get back to making toys. There's that holiday spirit. I guess I never really lost it.