Jessica Kaylee - POV: The color challenge is deadly...

Episode Date: May 30, 2026

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New color loading? What does that mean? Am I getting a new hair color? Whoa. Jessica, come on. It's time to get to school. Coming! Ow! What the heck?

Mom, do you know what's going on? It says color blue, and then when I tried to grab my white backpack, it burned me. Yes, it's the new color challenge from the government. You can only eat and touch. things that are your color or something really bad will happen to you. Or what happens? You will die. Or be in so much pain that you wish you were dead.

Okay, I guess I will be living off blueberries today. Wait, the inside of blueberries are purple. I wouldn't risk it. Oh, and I wrapped your textbook in blue so you can take it to school. Thanks, ma'am. Be safe, honey, and remember? No touching other colors. Or...

Or eating other colors. Your textbook in blue so you can take it to school. Thanks, ma'am. Be safe, honey, and remember... No touching other colors. Or eating other colors. Jess! Pilly Jean, this new color challenge is crazy, right?

Tell me about it. I had already picked out the perfect outfit for today, and then my color changed to brown. Wait, did you just roll in dirt to make your outfit brown? Yeah, I really wanted to wear this outfit, so I rolled it in some dirt so it turned brown, but I'm pretty sure I rolled it in some dog doo-doo. I thought I smelled something nasty.

Was that your stomach? Yeah, I've been barely able to eat anything today. Well, lucky for you. This isn't a regular backpack. This is a snack pack. What do you want? An apple, donut, three-day-old tuna sandwich? Whoa! I still have Oreos? Sorry, Jess. I'm calling Dix. Wait, don't eat that. I get it. You're jealous, but this is my... If you eat that, you might die. What are you talking about? The color challenge. Not only do we have to wear the color, but we have to eat the color. Otherwise, something really bad will happen to you. Ah! Oh my sigma! Someone just made me touch something that wasn't my color and I got a electrocuted. It was just...

Dude, seriously? After I saved your life? I have a feeling the only thing the cafeteria is gonna have that's blue to eat is mold. So, wanna go to the store for lunch? That sounds like a great idea. I didn't realize there's so much blue food. So far I've gotten a blue raspberry slushy, blue corn chips, blue oyster mushrooms, and blue honey. And I got chocolate chips, chocolate brownies, and chocolate syrup to drink. I wish I gotta eat chocolate brownies. Billy Jean, blue lobster. Come on! Finally, I can eat all this blue food I just bought.

Huh? Yellow? Seriously? Wait, Billie Jean, did your color just change to... Blue? Yeah? So I'm eating all that food you just bought. At least it's not going to waste.

Ow! Oh, I forgot I can't touch anything that's not yellow. But if I can't touch my backpack... How am I supposed to study for finals tomorrow? Jessica? Principal Franklin! Why are you at school at 6 a.m.? You know me, always taking my education super seriously.

I do know you, and I know that's a lie. I smell something suss. That's not suss you smell, that's Sol de Janeiro. See you later! Jess, what are you doing? Shh! I'm trying to figure out as long as she's wearing a different color than what the tests are, then she won't be able to pass a

the finals and it'll have to be postponed. That's gonna be tough because she's wearing white. She would be wearing the color of paper. Come on. Okay, all the tests are now printed on yellow paper so she won't be able to touch them. You're a genius. As all of you know, today is your final exam,

so I will be passing out your test shortly. Oh, what on earth? The TA seems to have printed it on yellow paper. Bummer! So I guess the finals are postponed. Jess, you're wearing yellow. Can you pass out the exams to everyone? Uh...

I guess there was a flaw in your plan. You think? Please change to what color that's easy to eat. Red? A little hot for summer, but at least I know one thing I can eat. Good morning, Mom. Sweetie, your color's red today? Yep.

So I'll be eating a lot of raspberries and cranberries today. Well, would you like some cranberry juice to start your day? Oh, sure. What's wrong? Are you dying? Jess! No, I just brushed my teeth and then I drink this juice, so it tasted horrible. Oh, God!

I thought you were dying! Red might not be my favorite color to wear, but at least I've been able to eat food today. I got yellow, and I can't even eat bananas! You're not allergic to them, are you? No, but I really hate the weird texture. Fair enough. What just happened? The color changed again.

Someone get the nurse! He was eating green food when the color changed! Oh no, Billy Jean, get the nurse! Get the nurse. On it. Two more kids just got hurt. Please, please. No one eat or touch anything until the switching stops. I brought the nurse.

Okay. You need to get these kids to the hospital stat. Billy Jean and I can help. Whoa, Jess. Have you noticed your color? No? Rainbow. What does that mean?

I think it means you can eat and touch any color. You think? That would be great. Here, eat these two things. Billy Jean, I could die. How else will we know what the rainbow be? Jessica Kaylee? Yeah?

There was a malfunction with the color changing system and your color has been detected as rainbow. You're coming with us. What? Why? We'll be doing the questioning from here on out. Tell us how you turned your color to rainbow. I'm telling you, I don't know. It just happened. If you don't tell us how you did it, there will be dire consequences. Please, you have to believe me.

I mean, how would I even change my own color? Fine. You don't want to tell us? Then I'll just have to... Stop! Don't hurt this one. I believe her. Color-maker. We're so sorry we were just doing our job. And you don't need to anymore. Go.

There's only been one other person who's been chosen to be rainbow. I promise. I didn't do anything. It just happened. I know. Because the other rainbow person is me. What does it mean? It means you're special. You're powerful. Really? Yes.

And unfortunately, that's a problem for me. I must get rid of you. What? No, you can't. Oh yes, I can. See this remote? This is a color changer. only rainbows can control it and lucky for me I can also use it to get rid of you now hold still wait wait you don't know how to use that that's a very dangerous

tool really because it looks pretty simple to me like if I press this one it turns your color to gray wait and if I press this one it turns everyone's color to rainbow wait that everything I worked for will have been for nothing all my work will be gone. You know, I wasn't sure that's what that button did, but now you just confirmed it. So... Wait, wait! No! And now that everyone's rainbow, I just need to get rid of this. What have you done?

The right thing. I hope you enjoy eating gray oysters the rest of your life. I'm allergic to selfish. Jess, are you okay? What did they do to you? Everyone is rainbow now. I made sure that everyone can now eat whatever they want forever. That's amazing. and the nurse told us that the kids who were taken to the hospital had a miraculous recovery as soon as their color changed a rainbow. I'm so happy to hear that. Now, I'm starving. I haven't eaten anything in days. And mom's making blue lobster for dinner. Want to join us?

Blue lobster? Was it really that good? Jess, it was delicious. Then count me in.