Jessica Kaylee - POV: Your hair changes colors

Episode Date: September 5, 2026

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My hair? Ah! Instead of glazing, we can use kissing up. Okay? So we have the words we should be using, the words we should not be using. Um, Ms. G. Yes, Roger. What about Skibbitty?

Skibbitty is not a real word, Roger. So we're not gonna use that, okay? Yes, Miss G. You really think you can just sneak into my class? after being 30 minutes late? I have a good reason for being late. You can tell that to the front office when you go to get a tardy slip.

I would hate to miss more of your lesson about aura. If you didn't want to miss my lesson, then you should have been on time. Kaylee, if you get another tardy, you'll be suspended. My dream come true. Go to the office. Please. The reason I was late was because I witnessed a murder.

But I can't say much more because the police said I might have to testify. Well, I'm sorry to hear that. Thank you. You can stay. Take a seat. What's everyone staring at? Kaylee, your hair. My hair? It changed in front of our eyes.

Kaylee, are you playing a prank? What's going on? I don't know. This has never happened before. What if it's an allergic reaction? Is she gonna die? I would die of embarrassment if that was my. embarrassment if that was my hair. I'm calling the nurse.

You get on my squishies. Don't even start, Kaylee. So your hair color changed randomly? Yes. It's not the craziest thing I've ever seen. Really? Oh yeah. In a public high school, all sorts of diseases spread.

Spread? So whatever this is might be contagious? Possibly. Oh, I'm going to have to quarantine you for 48 hours to make sure. Come on Ray! What? No! This can't be legal!

I have... Where are you? They locked me in an abandoned closet. You have to get me out of here. No one's allowed near you. They're saying you're contagious. I am NOT contagious. I was playing a prank on you guys.

Like Miss Gee said, I wanted my hair to change colors. Did it just change again? No thanks to you. I told you my hair wasn't contagious. So what is it? Isn't it obvious? I'm allergic to Miss G. Jeep. She was causing me so much stress about being tardy that my hair had a physical reaction.

Just now! Even talking about her was making your hair change color. I have to see if I can get switched out of her class. Two and five Canadians will hear the words, you have cancer. That's why every step and dollar raised matters. On September 19th, join thousands in Toronto for the Princess Margaret Cancer Foundation Walk. Challenge yourself, friends, and family to walk 21 kilometers in support of life-saving research. Together, we can carry the fire and help create a world free from the fear of cancer. Register today at pmcf walk.ca.ca.

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Let's take the Cadillac. Find out more at Cadillac Canada.ca. Luxury sales claim based on S&P Global Mobility Canadian New Vehicle Total Registrations for calendar year 2025 for the Cadillac definition of luxury. Nurse Jackie, Principal Thompson said that if you write me in medical note,

then I can switch classes. A note for something you don't have. Well, if you don't think I'm having an allergic reaction from my teacher, why do you think my hair's changing colors? Why do you think my hair is changing colors? Well, the first thing. The first time your hair changed color was when you told Ms. G that you had witnessed a murder.

Right. But you didn't witness a murder. Obviously not. I think your hair changes color every time you lie. My hair does not change colors every time I lie. And my theory has been proven correct. Well, I only lie because I don't want to get in trouble. Well, maybe...

Maybe if you stop getting yourself in trouble, then you can stop telling lies. Ugh! No, it's not working. Ow, you're pulling. All right, everybody hustling into the gym. Kaylee, no hats and P.E. You gotta take it off. But I can't take it off.

And why is that? Because if I took it off, then... Remember what the nurse said? Because they're... Because they're... They did change colors. I told the truth. Truth. Kaylee, wait.

Kaylee, wait. Kaylee, are you okay? No. Everyone is laughing at me, and my hair won't stop changing colors, even when I tell the truth. Hey, Kaylee. Nice hair.

It looks like my dog's throw up. Bailey, stop! You are so mean to everyone all the time because you hope it'll distract from the fact that you're very it's a cute. I'm not a freak whose hair changes color. Wait. Kaylee, your hair's not changing to new colors.

It's changing to the color it was before you lied. I think you might be able to get your original hair back. Every time you say something brutally honest, it seems to have the opposite effect on your hair that belies out. Wait, I think you might be right. Quick, say another brutal truth to Bailey. No! No, who am I gonna say a brutal truth about?

Maybe I could say another brutal truth about myself. Like, the reason I lie is because I want to fit in. So before all this, I would rather be a dishonest person than an outcast. Wow, that was deep. But it worked. Oh my gosh. But I still need to say one more truth. You can say a brutal truth about me.

Okay, should I say one other than the obvious one? Yeah. Wait, what's the obvious one? You know, the obvious one. No. Do you mean that my nostrils are too? two different sizes? Because they really should have PSAs that when you're a kid,

picking your nose can cause it to stretch out. And my three-year-old self just didn't understand. No, no, that's not the obvious one. Well, now you're making me mad. Obviously, it's that you're my absolute best friend in the entire world. And you do so much for me and for others that you forget to put yourself first.

Aw, you're my best friend too. And I know you're telling the truth, because your hair is back to its original color. Finally! My lying days are all. I mean, you can say one every now and then if you want to switch up your hair color. Hmm. Okay.

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