Jessica Kaylee - Real or Fake but DEALDY

Episode Date: November 1, 2025

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Saving those children is how we all go home. From binge all episodes exclusively on Paramount Plus. Jackpot! Free food! I can't believe someone threw these apple slices away! Hey! What are you doing? Enjoying my lunch? What does it look like I'm doing? Why are you eating out of the trash, though? Because it's good and it's free.

Okay, your funeral. My funeral? It's not like it's gonna kill me. Oh, my... Oh, wait. Where's my heartbeat? Oh no. I'm dead? Again? Curse you free food for being so distractingly delicious! Would you like to play a game of real or fake?

What do I get if I win? A lifetime supply of eyeballs? You should lead with that next time. I'm in. Okay, what's my first challenge? What the heck? Why can't I move my head to look at it? You can only evaluate the item with one cents? One sense? I didn't know I picked a sense. Okay, okay.

Okay, it's kind of smooth. There's this weird piece of wood attached to it. I think it's real. Wrong? Dig it! Punishment? Whoa, whoa, whoa! Oh, hold your monster panties.

No one said anything about a punishment. Cut off a piece of my hair? At least hair grows back. But if I'm dead, it doesn't? Oh, when I thought dying would be the worst thing to happen to me today. Whoa, Molly, what happened to you? Long story, but basically I died again. And now I'm playing a game of real or fake

where I can only use one sense to decide. but if I win, I get a lifetime supply of eyeballs. But if I lose, I get punished. Hence the shorter hair on this side. That wasn't a long story? I guess you're right. I just have one question. Can you share your lifetime supply of eyeballs with me?

Absolutely not. I'm not even sure I'm gonna keep playing. But you have to. Why? Those are the rules? How do you know about the rules? I knew another monster that played and she tried to quit, and they had to put her in an electric chair.

The electric chair? That's shocking. This is serious, Molly. If you lose the game, that's what happens. And if you forfeit, you automatically lose. You can't give up. Okay, I'll keep playing. But you're still not getting any of the eyeballs.

Hmm. I think for the next one, I'll try. Taste. Taste? But what if it's potion? Remember what happened the last time you drink potion? I gotta do it for the eyeballs. Very salty.

That's gotta be real. Molly, you've got to be real. I got it right. I did? Wait, it was Play-Doh? No wonder it was salty. I used to eat this all the time when I was alive. Reward?

Fingernails? You know what? Maybe I do like this game after all. Oh, this game is going to be the death of me if I wasn't already dead. Choose another sense. Hmm, what other senses are there? Choose sight. You can totally tell if it's really.

real or fake by looking at it. Okay, I choose sight. A hairbrush? Real funny guy since you made me cut my hair. Hmm, kind of looks real, and it also kind of looks suss. Could be cake. I'm gonna guess it's fake.

I was wrong. This game is harder than I thought. Hey, I was eating those. Punishment? stare at the sun? That'll burn your eyes. First they take my finger nails away, and now this! I better win that lifetime supply of delicious eyeballs.

I was staring at the sun. Let's just say I have circles seared onto my retinas. So I'm guessing you can't use your sight again for the game, right? Duh! I guess for this next one I'll use... My hearing? Please be something that makes a lot of noise. Wait.

know that sound. I used to annoy my brother with that all the time. I think it's definitely real. What's my reward? Monster music? Now that is music. Another one already? This is your final round. You've gotten too wrong. You have to get this right. Don't worry. I got this. I'm gonna use my sense of smell. I have a very good nose. Let's do this. Hmm. I don't smell anything. at all. I guess that means it's fake? I got it wrong? Nail polish. But the lid was on.

That's cheating! Wait, does that mean I get the electric chair? Ah! Molly! Wait! You don't have to do this! Too late, Monster, you lost the game of real or fake. Now you must suffer the consequences. If you don't, I'll give you all my fingernails.

Ew, why would I want that? It was worth a shot. Any last words? Yes. Black? So is it your color. Enjoy your electrocution then. Turning on the chair in three, two, one.

Wait. What's happening? It tickles. It tickles? You're being electrocuted. Oh, this is fun. Is it because you're already dead? Probably.

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