Jessica Kaylee - Santa's Daughter - Finish the Lyric or ELSE

Episode Date: December 15, 2025

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Cassie, have you been studying? Of course, Santa. Because this test is extremely important. And if I don't get it right, then I have to do summer school at the North Pole again. You know, Dad, I actually like summer school. I look forward to it every year. Cassie, summer school was the punishment for the last 18 years. This is your final test.

If you fail to finish the lyric challenge again this year, I'll disappear forever. Disappear? Yes, part of Santa's job is to have a family that will pass on the Christmas traditions. This is your final test to prove I did my job. And you don't think you should have mentioned that, I don't know, before. Cassie, they tell you every year in summer school. Oh, right. Looks like it's time for you to take your test. Good luck.

Santa, wait. You don't think we could, like, postpone it a week or something? I could really use the extra time to study. Cassie, please tell me you're going to be able to complete all these. I'm just pulling your beard. It'll be fine. You can count on me. On the sixth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me. Oh, Father Christmas, Santa's going to disappear because of me. Well, on the first day, she got a turtle. The second day, she got rings. The third day, she got a polar bear. Yeah, that sounds right.

On the fourth day, she got golden geese. And on the fifth day, she got chocolate. it, and on the sixth day she got... Raneer poop. I really should have paid attention in Holiday Songs 101. Evie, you know that song where she gets gifts for like 10 days of Christmas? You mean 12 days of Christmas? Yes. What does she get on the sixth day?

Sorry, Cassie. Santa told me you had your test today, and I'm not allowed to help you. Of course he did. Comet. Oh, Comet. You're looking mighty dapper today. Hey, how about we play a game? Santa told you, too?

Fine. I'll figure it out myself. What happened to helping people during the holidays? Well, I can't get this wrong. If I do, Santa will disappear forever. Here goes nothing. Six dancing ladies? Oh, my hot cocoa. I got it wrong on the first try.

Did Santa disappear already? Am I even going to be able to say goodbye? Cassie. Are you a ghost? Are you haunting me? No. Why would you... Cassandra Claus? Did you get one of them wrong? Maybe?

Well, luckily, you have to guess three wrong for me to disappear. But do me a favor, don't get any more wrong. That was just a warm up. I'm going to get all the other ones right. I promise. You better. Voices singing Let's Be Jolly? This is from Joy to the World, right?

I love this song. I'm sure I'll be able to figure it out, with some thinking. I don't actually think this is from joy to the world. I don't know what it's from, but I do know the lyrics. Voices singing, let's be jolly. Deck the halls with boughs of holly. Christmas cookie, I got one.

Santa tell me if you're really there? You know, if you would have made these all of Ariana Grande songs, I would have completed this challenge Christmases ago. Don't make me fall in love again if you won't be here next year. Yes! I knew listening to Ariana on repeat would come in handy eventually. Okay, let's keep this wind street going. I want to wish you a Merry Christmas?

Everyone of the North Pole knows this one. It's Santa's shower song and he sings that loud and proud every morning. I want to wish you a Merry Christmas from the bottom of my heart. Oh, I'm a I am on a Christmas dinner roll. Someday soon we all will be together. Oh, I know this one. It's, it's, yeah, I got nothing.

Maybe if I try singing it, it'll come to me. Someday soon, we will all be together like a family. Cassie, what on earth are you doing? Singing Christmas carols? You have no idea how that song goes, do you? No, but maybe you could help me. I can't, but I will tell you this. That's not how it goes.

Thanks, Evie. I just got to hope for the best so I could move on to the next one. Someday soon, we'll all be together if the weather allows. Spoiled milk. I can't get any more wrong or... Or Santa will disappear forever. How's it going, Cassie? Dad, it's going great.

I'll be finished with this challenge in No. I knew I could count on you. Let me know when you're all done with the challenge. I will. Oh, and Cassie? Yeah? I'm proud of you. Well, he shouldn't be, because if I get one more wrong, he'll be gone forever. What fun it is to ride and sing.

Come on, Cassie, you can do this. Five more to go. A slang song tonight? Yes! Oh, it is game time now. time now he was made of snow this is one of my favorites but the children know how he came to life one day Edel are you sure you bought the right size ornaments this year I saw mommy kissing Santa underneath the mistletoe last night yes I only have two more to go wait Cassie we need that all I want for Christmas is my

Is this the hippopotamus or is that the other one? I'm going to have to go with two front teeth. And to think, people doubted me. Okay, I'm on to the last one. Finish the verse? Like the full verse? I really hope I can do that. I don't want a lot for Christmas.

This sounds familiar, but... I have no idea. Evie, please. I'm getting so close. I'm on the last one. I just need the smallest hint. Cassie, I've been telling you all day. I know, but the future of Santa depends on this. I have to get this right. The music lives within you, Cassie. After all, you're Santa's daughter. You can do this. You're right. I just need to think, believe, and trust. I don't want a lot for Christmas. There is just a just one thing I need. I don't care about the presents underneath the Christmas tree. Keep going, Cassie.

You got this. Make my wish come true. All I want for Christmas is you. You did it, Cassie. Hooray! Good job! Dad, I did it. I just listened to my Christmas heart and now you won't disappear. Good job, Cassie. I'm so proud of you. But what do you say, elves? Should we tell her? Tell me what? I wasn't actually going to disappear. Wait, what? The elves and I really wanted you to take the challenge seriously this year,

so we told a little white lie. After all, having to repeat Christmas songs 101 at 21 is a little embarrassing. Now you can move on to 102 next year, with all the other eight-year-olds. Oh, Santa. You're getting cold for Christmas. This. A hundred percent naughty?

Is this some kind of joke? Are you talking to me, Cassie? No, Elthy. I'm just talking to myself. You sure do that a lot. I'm... Cassie, can you come here for a sec? Coming! Lazzang surgelley,

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down the hall. Cassie, call me Santa, I'm on the clock. I was wondering if you got your your soulmate's score yet.

Not yet, Santa. Well, let me know what it is as soon as you get it. Aren't she supposed to know everything? You don't already know who my soulmate is? Miss Sassy, it's not too late to be on the Naudy list. I'll let you know when I find out. Thank you. Oh, and can you go help the Elfs?

There seems to be a problem in the toy room. Yeah, of course. We don't have any of the Squishmallows. Where could they have all gone? We don't know, Cassie. Let's see here. I might be able to help you with that. Griffin.

Griffin Grinch. Give us back the toys. I'm afraid I can't do that. It's part of the job being the mean one. Elfs, give us some space. So you want it alone time? Does that mean you know you're my... Don't. Say it! Fine, I won't say that I'm your, you know what. The system made a mistake. We could never be together. Santa would kill us both.

Isn't that kind of romantic, though? A forbidden love? Oh, please. This is not love. Well, not yet. We just found out we're soulmates. Just give us back the toys. Sorry, Cassie. No can do. But have fun telling Santa your boyfriend ruined Christmas. You're not my boyfriend. Dad, all the Squishmillers are gone. We checked twice. What?

How could this have happened? Did someone take them? We may have reason to believe it was the Grinch's son, Griffin. Really? Why do you think that? Because he came to gloat. And you didn't call me? There was no time. He was in and out so fast. Cassie, I need you to handle this. Go there and get him to give the toys back. Me?

Yeah, you. Dad, I... Christmas is a week away. They need me here. Please, Cassie. The children are depending on you. Cassie? I wasn't expecting you so soon. Let me guess.

It was my irresistible smile. I came for the toys, not you. Don't flatter yourself. Uh-huh, sure. Come on in. Just give us back the toys. Why? Because I said so.

Sorry, can't. Ow! Are you okay? Ow! I must have twisted my ankle on your crooked floor. How does it feel? Hurts.

Here, I brought you some snow. Thanks. You're nice, When a- Yeah, it- You like me. Do not. Do too. Do not.

Do too. Okay, fine. Sorry, unless that was okay. Santa's so gonna kill me. Cassandra Claus. Dad? Santa? Grinch.

I can explain. I'm waiting. He's my soulmate. Your soulmate, huh? What'd you do? Steal all the toys with him too? What? Of course not.

No. I cannot believe you would disrespect me like that. You're no longer allowed at the North Pole. Are you serious? Effective immediately. I knew we'd be mad, but accusing me of stealing the toys? Only a heartless person would steal Christmas toys. Hey now. And that's exactly what you are, heartless. I can't believe I let you trick me into falling in love with you. Cassie, where are you going? I don't know. Anywhere but here. Don't follow me. You can't stay out here all night How'd you find me?

Followed the candy tears There was a lot of them Your nice score went up again You're at a touch with your Grinch's side Yeah, I fell for a girl who brings out the best in me There you go with all that sweet talk again I returned all the toys back to Santa You did?

Yeah, and I told him I'd stay away from you The elves are here to take you home Hi Cassie You can get back to the North Pole tonight So if I go back with them I'll never see you again? Yeah, that's the deal I made with your dad But I don't want to go back without you.

Cassie, please. I screwed things up enough. Plus, just because we're soulmates doesn't mean we're meant to be. I have an idea. Dad, I know you made a deal with Griffin. But Santa's supposed to forgive people, and Griffin's proven that he wants to change. Hmm.

How did you get so wise? I got it from you. Fine. He can be here. But no kissing ever. Dad! Around me. Listen, if you break my daughter's heart,

you'll be having coal in more places than just your stalking. Understood, sir. and thank you.