Jessica Kaylee - Scare 100 People by HALLOWEEN

Episode Date: October 25, 2025

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Please be a high scare count. Please be a high scare count. 95? I can't believe I've only scared 95 people all year! 95? Mine's 394! 3994! Wow, you must be really good at scaring people! That's nothing! My count is over 1,200! You only have 112? No brainless, 1,200.

That made you scared more than four people per day! Yeah, I'm definitely a top scorer. Attention all ghosts! There are five days left until the spookiest day of the year. Halloween! Halloween is the annual deadline to get your scare count up to a minimum of 100 scares. I know, I know. This year, because of ghost overpopulation, there is a consequence if you do not meet the scare minimum. Wait, what? If you cannot meet the minimum of 100 scares, you will be dissolved from the afterlife and disappear forever.

So, I'll... Die? Well, no, you're already dead. You're a ghost. Wait, you could hear me? Uh, no. No, I can't. Yes, you can. Just get your scare count up, or else you'll be gone forever. Okay, I just need to scare five people in the next five days.

No problem. Okay, let's see if I could scare someone in the city today. Just either find someone to scare. Boom! Okay, you're just on your phone? That's cool. Ah! What are you even doing? Get lost.

There's gotta be someone here I can scare. Sorry, I don't have any change. As if. Hey buddy, move. I'm walking here. Sorry. Have a good day. I wasted the entire day and I didn't scare a single person.

Maybe I need an easier target. Alright, a new day, but I need a new scare tactic. What are you trying today? Well, yesterday I tried scaring people on the street, but that did not work. Yeah, nobody's paying attention because everyone's so wrapped up in their phones these days. It's a shame, this new modern era we live in. Back when I was alive, we lived in the moment. Dude, you died in 2018.

And? Why don't you try hiding in kids' bedrooms tonight? That'll freak them out. It just makes me so sad. They're so cute and innocent, and then they start crying, and I start crying. Fine, it's your funeral we'll be attending. Again. You're right.

I need to suck it up and scare some children. Hello? Bha! Is that you? Grandma? Hey, I was 18 when I died. No, I'm not your grandma. I'm just a ghost who needs to scare five people by Halloween or she'll disappear.

You could try to scare my little sister. She'd be way more scared of you. That's her bedroom across her mind. Thanks, kid! Sweet dreams! Hey, kid, wake up. Kit, wake up. Sleep forever. I guess I'll just wait for me.

Guess I'll just wait for you to wake up. Hello, excuse me. Hello? Boom! Why are you in my room? I'm here to scare you. Aren't you scared? Uh, no. Wanna play?

You have three days to scare five more people or else you will be dissolved from the afterlife and disappear forever. Yeah, I know. Thanks. Just wanted to make sure as you haven't scared any more people. scared anymore people. Okay, you can definitely hear me. Uh, I, uh, you have three days. Guys, what am I going to do? You could try not sucking at scaring people. Not helpful. My ghost life is on the line here. I'll help you out. Really? Yeah, we'll team up and scare some people

together. Come on. Thank you. What a creepy alleyway. It's the perfect place to scare somebody. All right, you stay here and I'll startle them back here. And then you go in for the scare, okay? Got it. Somebody's coming. Get ready. Hey! Buh! Yes!

Let's go! We did it! Hey! Why didn't it go up? Yours went up? Oh no. It must have given me the scare instead of you. I'm so sorry.

It's okay. I appreciate you trying to help. Okay. It's only five people. I can do this. Hey, you should try the park. I've scared a bunch of people in the park. It's mostly just sleep-deprived parents and kids who are all amped up from playing intense games like hide and seek.

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Funny ghost. Scary ghosts! Forget me! Oh! I'm sorry, buddy. I didn't mean to scare you. Wait, that counts. But I don't want to scare dogs.

That's so sad. I guess I'll just wait here for another dog. And then he dumped me! And I was like, shoot, I can't be single right now. I'm so scared of dying alone. I'm scared of dying alone. Me too. That gives me an eye.

idea. It is your last day to raise your scare count to 100 or else you will. Dissolved to the afterlife and disappear forever. I know. But I got a plan. Boom! I'm just kidding. I wish scaring you was that easy. But did you know, on average you swallow at least eight spiders a year while you're sleeping? Oh, ew! Is that true? That's so freaky. You're making me scared to go to sleep now. Great! And that's probably not even true. Hi! Can I help you? Yeah, I was just wondering, have you ever thought about how someday the sun is just gonna spontaneously combust and absorb the Earth

and we're all just disintegrate into the universe? What? Yeah, super scary stuff. Let me ask you something, sir. What? Do you have enough saved up in retirement? Uh, I don't know. Good luck, buddy.

How's it going? You're at 99 scares? Yes, but I can't talk right now. I'm running out of time, but I only need to be. We need one more scare. Should be easy. Boom! Yo, dude, are you trying to scare me? Sorry, I didn't realize it was you.

I'm like the master of scare. You can't scare me. I'm just trying to scare anything I can at this point. I think you're a lost cause. No, I could still do this. You have 10 seconds remaining. Boom! Ten.

Did you know TikTok might get banned again? Seven, six, three, I don't want to disappear. One. I'm scared. Wait, that counted? I scared myself? I'm my 100th scare? Congratulations! You avoided disappearing forever!

Yay! Thank you, scary voice! Sure thing, but work on your scaring for next year!