Jessica Kaylee - Someone Gets to Live in Your Body

Episode Date: June 28, 2025

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Spin to choose who will be in your body? What does that even mean? I think it's best if I don't touch anything. Er, you cannot move until you click the button. Well, I'm not going to spin until you give me more information. Whoever the spinner lands on will be in your body for the day. Fine, just please don't be anything bad. Jerica?

So how long exactly do I have until... What the heck? Why am I in Jess's room? And who's... body am I in? They desperately need a manicure. Hello, Jerica. You get to live in Jess's body for the day to see what it's like to be her. No, thank you. That sounds quite boring, actually. You don't have a choice. Wait, does this mean she's going to be in my body?

Ugh! She better not mess anything up for me. But Jess, you seriously need a makeuper. I'm going to help her out. I don't know why it just doesn't do her makeup like this every day. She looks so much better. I think it's time to show Jess our new look. Jess, wake up. Jess, wake up. Jess, wake up. Jess, wake up. Oh my god.

Am I dead? She was in my body for 30 minutes and she literally killed me? Oh, this is the first day ever. Oh! Jess is not in your body. Your body will rest peacefully all day until you return to it tomorrow. Oh, thank goodness. Wait.

Then where's Jess? Hello? Where am I? Whoa. What is this screen? During the next three days, you can watch how others live your life. I have to do this for three days? Are you gonna pay for my therapy after two? No, these days are supposed to be relaxing. Relaxing? What part of this is relaxing?

Wait, so where is Jess? No comment. You know what? I don't really care. That means she can't get in my way. So, you know what, Jess? Wherever you are. I'm gonna give you the best day today. You're welcome. The best day? No, Jerica, Jerica, just give me a mediocre day, okay? Just a boring day, please. She cannot hear you.

Then can you tell her for me? Say, be boring. Love Jess. I cannot. You know, I'm really starting to not like you. Jess. Jess. Jess. Oh, that's be... What, Billy? Billy. You never call me that. Well, I do now. What's what the punk rock bumblebee look? My style has always been mid at best, so I decided to revamp my wardrobe. And your personality. Is something going on with you? No, girly. I'm tot's good. Oh, Becky! Becky! Why are you talking to me? Look, I know we have our differences, but I think it's time we put those in the past.

I want to be besties, girly. Weird, but okay. Meet me at my car after school. We're going shopping. Yes! I am so down. Jess is so going to thank me later. Oh, I am so going to kill you. Can anyone tell me what the capital of Oregon is? No one? Jess, go ahead. I don't know.

Oh, come on. We all know you did your report on it last week. What is it? Well, I forget. That was last week. You honestly give us information overload. It's kind of hard to remember everything. Jess, we'll talk about this later.

She's so gonna thank me later. I don't think that's what she meant. Of course it is big. Really? Honestly, today is going so well. I'm changing Jess's life for the better. I've already gotten her less homework and made amends with her enemy like pop-up, Cherico. Jess, over here.

We've been waiting for you. Oh, sorry, I was just flirting with boys. You know how it is. OMD, who? Shoot, who would be Jess's type? Um... That one. Charlie?

Yeah. You brat. Wait what? Oh my gosh. Is that why you were trying to get close to Becky because you want to kiss her ex? You're a terrible person, Jess. Wait, that's your ex? Don't act like you didn't know. We've only been off and on since the third grade and everyone knows we broke up last week. I swear I didn't. I'm not even in this grade. Oh my gosh, she's lying from ear to ear. Let's go,

girls. We are never going to be friends. Well, things took a turn for the worst. Jess, principal's office now. We need to talk about your interaction in Miss Peppa's class today. I'm backing my body. Oh, Jerica is so going to get it for destroying my life yesterday. Air, you cannot move until you spin the wheel. I have to do this again? We told you three days of this. Please be Billie Jean. She's the only one that knows how to take care of me.

Wait, Anna? Is that that quiet girl, ooh? Whoa, I've been someone else's body. I knew I had superpowers. At least everyone's gonna know, that's not me. Jess, already done with the punk rock look, I see. Offits are a creative expression. I can wear whatever I want, whatever I want.

I agree, but why are you talking like that? Would you believe me if I actually told you I'm Anna? And I shape shifted into Jess's body? You did what? But no one can know about this. If the government finds out what I'm capable of, they might take me away for experimental testing. Uh, you almost had me there for a second.

Your Anna impression is spot on. I'll see you at lunch. Chesa's friends are not as intellectual as I thought they were. That doesn't mean no one will suspect. I need to protect myself. I need to see if I can shape-shift again. Lasagne sur-joled, puissance-molyne for 15 minutes.

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Via Rai, the voice that we love that she didn't shape shift. It is not causing her any distress, so we will not get involved. I'm practicing for my Taekwondo class later. Wait, you're not, Jess. Who's in her body? Reveal yourself!

I'm Jess. What makes you think I'm not? Well, for one, Jess is not athletic at all, so she definitely wouldn't be taking Taekwondo, and secondly, she doesn't talk like that. I'm Lana. I can shape-shift into other human's bodies. I'm a supernatural. No, Anna, you're not. Well, clearly I am.

How else would I've gotten in here? The same way I got in her body yesterday? You know how to shape-shift too? No, I didn't shape-shift. Jess is like first or something and people get to spend a day as her. This is extremely disappointing. I've been enjoying the master shape-shifting my entire life. Well then you gotta keep trying.

Not that I would ever admit this to the real Jess, but I'm really worried about her. I hope she's okay wherever she is. Aw, that's so sweet. Okay, you know what? Maybe you are on to something because with Anna and my body, this is kind of relaxing. She's causing me no harm. Well, since I have to be just the rest of the day, I guess I better start trying to talk as loud as she has. You better cover your ears.

Hey, I'm Jessica. Was that too loud? Oh, Anna. I don't think you could ever talk too loudly. I gotta say, I'm kind of excited to see who gets to be in my body today. This is extremely entertaining. Becky? No, no, no, no, no.

Let me spit again. Let me spin again. What the heck? Where am I? You are in Jess's body I'm in Jess's body What kind of freaky Friday shenanigans is that Wait does that mean she's in my body

And we have to like become friends again To get our bodies back Ugh this is the worst day ever Jess is not in your body Your body is safely asleep while you get to live as Jess for the day Oh Well then this is the best day ever She deserves all the karma she has coming for her today

I don't think I can watch this Jess, I'm all for you expressing yourself through these different outfits, but what is going on with your fashion this week? Move it, Billy Bane. Wait, Becky, are you in Jess's body? Get out of there, or I'll make you get out of there. No, I'm Jess. I'm dumb and I'm blonde. Oh, yep, that confirms it. Just told me I need to work on my angry shoes, but today I'm letting them all out on you. What the heck? You just pull my hair, you freak.

You're the freak. You're inside Jess's body. Billy Jean. Principal's office now we do not pull hair. Too bad no one's gonna believe you. Principal Franklin she just pulled my hair. I'm gonna have to press charges. You completely changed your voice. What are you talking about? I always talk like that. Now it's time to see if Jess and Charlie really are talking. Charlie! Oh, hey Jess. I've really been enjoying our conversations lately. What conversations? Oh you know the one. we've been having lately. I know you and Becky just broke up but are you sure you don't

still have feelings for her? I really don't know you like that to be telling you who I do or don't have feelings for. So then it's not true. You and Jess aren't a thing. That liar. Jess, this is the first time you're speaking to me like ever. Why did you think we were a thing? Oh, because I'm like obsessed with you. What? Yeah, so obsessed with you that I know what's best for you. In fact, I think you and Becky should get back together. You guys make a perfect couple. Yeah, don't come near me again, Jess, okay? You're really freaking me out. Okay, well, don't forget what I said. That's what you get Jess for lying.

Finally, I'm back in my body! And the button is gone! That means I get to be me. I'm free, I'm free... But I still have quite a lot of damage control to do. Stop! You're not allowed to move until you tell me who's in that body and where's Jess. Relax, Jericho. It's me. Okay, yeah, sure. That's what they all say.

If it's really you, where do we go camping every summer? Lake Tahoe. That doesn't prove anything. Everyone goes there. It's me. First it was you in my body, then it was Anna, then it was Becky, but now it's me. What the heck happened to you? Some new thing the government must be rolling out.

They had me hide in a dark room for three days and watch you guys ruin my life on a tiny screen. Wait, so you watched everything we did? Oh yeah, so I know all about you trying to make amends with Becky and failing. Also, you stole my lip gloss and used. my credit card to buy Laboobo is off eBay. You're definitely paying me back for those. I'm just glad you're back. You were really worried about me, weren't you?

And you're making it weird. See ya at school. Okay, Becky. I don't care if I get suspended. I'm hitting you again until you tell me where Jess is. Relax. It's me.

Becky, I know an impression when I hear one. You're pe- Billy Jean. I think you broke my nose. Oh, you help me, Billy Jean. Oh my gosh, it is you. I am so good. so, so sorry. It's okay. I know you were just trying to protect me. What happened to you? How did

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