Jessica Kaylee - Stay or Die Again

Episode Date: October 15, 2025

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Uh, Julie, is everything okay? Dana, I got this thing above my head. It says stay or die again. Yeah, I did too. You did? Everyone did. The government's trying to control the amount of monsters walking around. Oh, please, people have to know by now that most of us walking around are already dead. They don't.

Next, you're gonna tell me people don't actually think monsters live under their bed. Right? Can you say dumb? Can you say denial? Anyways, I'm voting for you to stay, Dana. Aw, thanks, Julie. Now vote for me. Oh, right. Sorry. There you go. Thanks.

Hey, Clifford, my big pal, my buddy boy, my... Clip, Clip. What do you want, Julie? I'm voting for you to stay. Oh, cool. I'm not voting the same for you though. I never liked you anyways. Hey, Roger, what do you think about just voting for everyone to stay?

That way we send no one back to the grave. Yeah, that's a really good idea. There, I voted for you to stay. There, you can die again. What? Albert, you know you make the best eyeball spaghetti, right? That's why I named it Alper. Albert's best eyeball spaghetti. Oh, well, I'm voting for you to stay. Thank you, but I'm not doing the

same for you. What? Why? Because you never tip me. It's self-serve, Albert. Well, you can think about that in your grave, Julie. Julie, is everything okay? Demi, could you vote for me to stay? No. What? I can't risk you coming first in the monster pageant again. Well, I'm voting for you to die again. Dana? What? Things are bad, bad. What do you mean? What do you mean? Like I might die again. Oh, Julie. Are you out here? Oh, no, it's my stepmom. She's definitely going to vote for me to die again.

I have to get out of here. There you are. Candy core. Erica! You weren't hiding from me, were you? Stepmom, please. I would really like to stay. Of course. I'm going to vote for you and your friend to stay. Wait, really?

Yes, I wouldn't vote for you to die again. Thank you. Besides, I already know you won't get enough votes to stay anyways. Okay, I just need to get some more. stay votes. I can do this. Billy, my boy. Who's the best babysitter? Definitely you. There. Johnny, remember that one time. You did that one thing and I didn't tell. I'll vote for you to stay, Julie. Thank you. Okay. I'm getting so close. Dad, could you vote for me to stay? Not this time, sweetie. What? Why would you do that? Because your stepmom threatened me if I didn't. But I know you'll get enough

to stay jewels. Don't worry. Dad, you don't understand. You were my last vote. No, Jules, you have to die again too? I don't. Well, what would you like it to say on your grave this time? I'll be back? Yep, that's in stock. Here you go.

Thanks, Sally. You've always been a good friend to me. Oh, wait, one more thing. What? This time they're letting you pick how you die. Here are your options. Biennue at board of Via Rai. Embarked and profite. Embarque and celebrate.

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Or Poison I'm not giving my stepmother that satisfaction I'll take the poison One Poison You are all set Just be sure to take it in 24 hours Otherwise you'll get eaten by zombies

Oh God All right Poison Here we go Wait Who are you Next Jules? You're back? Let me guess. You want a different grave.

I think you gave me the wrong potion. What do you... Oh, hi, other Jules. Let me get you the right one. Wait. What? But that means this Jules can die and I can stay. I mean, technically. Sorry, Jules.

I feel like I've known you my whole life, but... It's back to the grave for you. Julie? Is that you? How are you still alive? Long story. You didn't cheat the system, did you? Of course not. Oh, good. Because Clifford did that and there were major consequences.

him. What happened to Clifford? He was sent to a lab for experimentation. No. Yeah. But apparently he got to meet Bruce Banner there, so... Bruce? Yeah, your favorite MCU character? Oh, cool. Yeah. Something seems off about you, Julie. It's almost like you're a different person. I'm not. Oh, God, what's with the eyes? Stop her. That's Jules 2.0. She killed the OG Jules. Hey, let me out of here. I'm the real jewels. Get in there. According to our record, you were supposed to die. One of me did. I was cloned. Really? Okay, well if you can prove that, we'll let you go. No problem. See, the other jewels is right?

The graves empty. Can't you come. Yeah. You're coming with us for experimentation. Come on, move it. Thank you guys so much for saving me. Any longer in there and I would have been monster mad. Of course. We're just happy to have the real. real jewels again. Now we just need to find the other jewels. Already taken care of. The government

got to her before we could. She's long gone. Honestly, she deserves it for what she did to me. In your cell, we'll get you at meal time. Oh cool, another monster. I'm Clifford. Jules, 2.0. Ah, I thought you looked familiar. Yeah. The OG Jules is so annoying. So what do you think about finding a way out of here? in 15 minutes. We're saying that's their dojo. Prere to play a

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