Jessica Kaylee - The Magic Labubu

Episode Date: September 13, 2025

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A magic Labibu? So what does it do? The guy at the mall says it grants three wishes. That Coke can is like a genie's bottle. Mom, please tell me you didn't pay a lot of money for this. It was expensive, but you could wish for unlimited money. Unless you got scammed, you can't phone for things like this. You're not even going to try and see if it works?

Fine. I wish for a million dollars. No! What? You told me to wish for money. A lot of money! That Labibu cost totally. Boo Boo cost two million. Please tell me you're kidding.

You have to wish for more. If we don't get at least two million, we're going to lose the house. Well then why didn't you say that before? Who's here? I don't know. No one was there. Just this. It's gotta be the money.

Or someone's pranking us. Well, open it. Holy air ball! So that's what a million dollars looks like? I told you! Now wish for more. I can't believe. I don't believe we have $1 million.

But we could have $1 billion. I can retire. Make another wish. No, I only have two wishes left. We need to think about this wisely. Unlimited money is wise. But we could also have like unlimited good health. There's no reason to rush this.

Billie Jean, you'll never believe what I have in my hand. Another matching luboo. That one looks like it's gonna be hard to match since all it's wearing is a Coke can and no pants. What? No, this isn't a matching laboo. It's a magic Laboooo. I get three wishes.

And you brought it to school? You cannot tell anyone about this. Why not? This is like the coolest thing that's ever happened to me. Exactly. Someone is bound to try and steal it. You already told everyone about it, didn't you? Told?

No, but posted about it online? Yeah, I took a selfie with the million dollars that brought me and said, thanks, magic Laboooo. It went viral. Just put it back in your backpack and make sure no one knows it's here. She's totally lying about the magic labooboo. That briefcase was clearly bad Photoshop. It wasn't Photoshop. It's real.

Those magic labuboes are extremely rare. There's like five in the world. There's no way you have one. Well, I do. See? Nothing. Like I thought. Where's my lobooboo? Told you guys. Guys, this isn't funny. It was just in here like 30 minutes ago. Someone must have stolen it.

Principal Franklin. Someone stole my magical bobooboo. You have to check the cameras. Whoa! Yes, slow down. What's going on? My magical booboo was in my backpack and someone stole it. Please check the cameras! We don't actually have any cameras. Then what are those devices on the ceiling?

Cameras, but you have to pay a fee for them to actually record, so we use a more as a scare tactic. Ugh! Jess, I was thinking, what if you try to do a double wish as a one? Like, ask for a briefcase filled with a billion dollars, hundreds of pitted M&Ms, and plane tickets to Hawaii. Yeah, that sounds great. Then go on, let's see if it works.

Maybe later. I have a lot of homework. Well, let me know, I quit my job today, so I'll be around. Why would you quit your job when we're still $1 million in debt? Because we won't be for a long. You have two wishes left. Someone stole my Labibu, Mom. That's not funny. I'm not joking. It was in my backpack, and now it's gone, and I looked everywhere for it. So go get your job back and call Nana and ask her if we could move in.

Otherwise, we're going to be broke and homeless. Today was the worst day ever. I wish I could do it all over. Jess, wake up! I got your present at the mall! Open it! Why are you spending money when we're in debt? I don't know what you're talking about. Open it! A magic Laboooooo? You know what it is? Yeah, you got me one yesterday. No, I didn't. This is my first time ever getting one.

Are you feeling okay? What day is it? September 8th? My wish must have worked. I get to relive today! Now for your first wish, you should really wish for... Money. I know. I wish for 10 million. for $10 million.

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Veil to play in a way responsible. The conditions apply. It will. In fact, you can go get it from the door right now. I need to get ready for school. And this time, you are staying here. Billy Jean, I've got one of those magical boo-boos. What?

How? There's only like five in the world. My mom bought one for like $2 billion. Horrible financial decision, but I get three wishes. Better keep it on the DL or someone might steal it. I know. That's why I'm only telling you and I didn't bring it to school this time. Yes, you're still here. Well, are you ready to make your next wish?

Yeah, but what should we wish for? A free trip around the world. I wish for a free trip around the world. Jess! Wake up! Mom, just let me sleep. I got you something at the mall. Open it!

Wait, what? I said I got you something at the mall. Open it. Is it a magic wiboo? How did you know? September 8th? No, no, no! My wishes aren't carrying over because I have to keep reliving today! Are you still asleep? You're not making any sense. Give me that. I wish for $20 million. Now go wait for a knock at the door for it to arrive.

You're having some serious psychic powers today. Something like that. Billie Jean, what should I do? I can't keep reliving the same day. I don't know. It's rare you remember each day and we all don't. What if time didn't stop for you guys and by the time I figure out how to stop, reliving the same day. You guys are already like years ahead and I miss everything in between. Whoa, slow down. Let's figure out one problem at a time. How are you going to stop reliving today? I don't know. But if I don't figure it out soon, I might go mad. Good

morning mother. Thank you for the magic Laboooo-booboo. I wish for $15 million. A brief kiss out the door will be waiting for you. Now please leave. Thank you. Okay, love you. Love you too. Now I've 18 hours to figure out a way to not relive today again. Billy Jean, you might want to sit down for this because something very, very bad is happening and I really need your help. Is the mafia after you? No. Thankfully it's not that, but actually, it might be worse. Okay, I've been doing a bunch of research on reversing wishes. That's great! What have you found so far? Nothing.

And I got my hopes up for nothing. I think you're going to have to reverse the wish by using your last wish. And wish to stop reliving today? I'm afraid that might be the only one. way to fix this. My mom's gonna be so mad when she realizes I can't use the three wishes on money, peanut M&Ms, and vacations. Okay, here we go. My last wish. I wish to stop her living today and that no one, including me, remembers having you. I hope that doesn't count as a double wish, but it's the only way for my mom not to be completely and utterly upset with me. Jess, wake up!

Mom, what? Is everything okay? Do you know why there's a giant briefcase filled with $15 million in our living room? There's what? Do we think Jericho robbed a bang? I asked her if she's swearing on her grandma's life, she didn't. But do we believe her? So what are we going to do? If someone had stolen money here, we could still go to jail for not turning it in.

But if none of us put it here, we could argue that we thought it was a gift. I suppose. What's in your hand? I don't know, it was on my bed when I woke up. I've seen those before. I think that's a magic la-booboo. Really? Do you think that brought us this?

Maybe. Give it to me. I wonder if I could get a wish. Nothing? Must be all used up. Jess, you used all the wishes on yourself, didn't you? I think I would remember if I did. I didn't even know what this thing was.

Girls! I'm getting a call. Hello? Uh-huh. Two million dollars? No, we didn't spend that on a magic laboooooo. Really? Okay.

Luckily, I do have the funds to cover that. I will deposit it later today. later today. Thank you. Bye bye. Something is really fishy about all this. Apparently I bought the magic Laboooo for two million dollars. Well thankfully you have the funds to cover the cost. I think it's best if we don't mention this to anyone, since none of us are even sure what really happened.

Can I still keep the Laboo? Sure. What harm could it do having it around? I wonder what wishes someone used on you.