Jessica Kaylee - The mysterious Golden Butterfly

Episode Date: June 30, 2025

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Mom, I woke up with this butterfly And it won't come off All the girls Your Age got one If it turns gold You're the prince's match I really hope

Mine turns gold You and every other girl Don't be late for school In past years The Blue Butterfly Is the one that's Most likely to turn gold BFFR

Yours is blue That's what I'm saying I'm gonna be the princess You're so lucky Yeah I know. Jess? Jessica.

Yeah? Your butterfly won't turn gold by looking at it, so pay attention. Sorry. Pst, do you really think your butterfly is going to turn gold? Well, it doesn't hurt to hope. I'm just trying to give you a heads up. It's not going to happen. Wait, guys, mine turn gold.

Oh my goodness. Come with me. Principal Franklin, we have the gold butterfly. Alert the prince. That's weird. Somebody already came in with the gold butterfly. Becky, yours is gold too? Not two. Tell them you're lying.

I'm not lying. Yes, she is. Principal Franklin, I have the real gold butterfly. Do not. Do too. Girls, enough. There's only one way to figure this out. A lie detector test? My wife got it for me for Christmas. I've been wanting to try it out.

This looks very old. It is. I just hope it's not the kind that electrocutes you if you lie. That would be hard to explain to the school board. I'm not keeping this on. I'm joking. I'm so sorry you got electrocuted when I turned it on. It must be faulty wiring. Just call.

the prince, okay? Let him tell us which one he wants. Okay, but if one of you is caught lying, you'll be punished by the royal family. Fine by me, I'm telling the truth. You're really not lying about the gold butterfly? You have it too? Girls, the prince is here to see you both. Here are the girls with the gold butterfly. Hi, ladies. Hello. Hi. I'm so sorry for the mix-up. We're really not sure what happened, but the girl that is supposed to have the gold butterfly is Jess. Now which one of you is Jess? I am. Becky, I'm going to ring your neckie! Girls, quit that.

Prince Dalton, the one in the purple is Jess. Hi. Nice to meet you. Becky, get back to class. Wait, before I go, can I just say one thing? Prince Dalton, don't you wish your girlfriend was hot like me? Did you just quote the pussycat dolls? Maybe.

Becky, thank you for expressing yourself, but I already chose Jess. I hope she didn't cause you too much trouble impersonating you. No, just a little stress and a like, She electrocuted you? No, Principal Franklin did. What? Why? Long story. Well, you can tell me all about it on the way to the castle. My driver's going to take us there now. But there is one thing you should know first. It's not guaranteed you're going to be the princess. But I'm your match. Yes, but I have to get my mother's approval first. She hasn't approved anyone in the past. Mom, this is Jess. Be nice. Jeffine, it is so nice to meet you. Oh, it's just Jess or Jessica. But you are regal now. You need a more elegant name. You can decide between Jessifine and Jessabeth. Um, Jessabeth it is then. Great. Now being a princess is a big responsibility. You're in charge of cleaning everything from the horse pen to mopping the floor. That kind of sounds like Cinderella.

Exactly. But should I be training to be the queen one day? Not unless you plan on getting rid of me. No, I just meant... It's okay. You're still learning. I forgive you. Now follow me. Pts, how to go with my mom. Horrible. Jezebeth, don't worry, she loved you.

She did? Yes, she approved for us to be a match. I knew you were perfect. Prince Dalton, I... Come on, it's almost time for our engagement dinner. Would you let me talk? My name is Jessica. And with all due respect, your mother was horrible to me today.

She treated me like Cinderella and barely let me speak. No offense, but I have no desire to be a part of this family. It's never too early to plan your summer story in Europe with WestJet, from rolling countryside to... Bobblestone Streets. Begin your next chapter. Book your seat at Westjet.com or call your travel agent. WestJet, where your story takes off. Yes. What? It was a test. What?

There are going to be times where people are going to try and walk all over you. Today was a test to see if you'd speak up. I don't believe you. It's true, Jess. It was hard for me to be disrespectful to you because you're such a sweet girl, but you need to have a backbone to be a princess. And now we can see you have one. We would for you to be a part of our family if you accept. If you swear it was an act, I'll give it a second chance. I swear. I can't believe the wedding is one week away.

I know. How is everything going there? Okay, I guess. Sometimes I feel like we have nothing in common, but the system put us together, so... I'll call you back. Come in. Sorry to interrupt, but my sister's been dying to meet you. Are you free for lunch? Jezebeth, over here.

It's Jessica. I know. I just wanted to be in on the joke. I just wanted to be in on the joke. So how's everything going with my brother? Fine. Royalty is not an easy job. Not at all. We knew my brother's original match wouldn't be able to handle it.

Original match? Wait, my mother didn't tell you? No. My brother was originally matched with this girl named Becky. I think she might have even gotten a gold butterfly. But when my mom saw her profile, she did not approve. So she did a little switcheroo and gave you the gold butterfly too. So the prince handpicked me?

Not the prince, my mom. Prince Dalton doesn't know about the switch. My mom told him Becky was an imposter and you were his match. So you're lying to him. Why? Because he's a rule follower. He wants to marry the girl the system gave him. Jess, how was lunch with my sister? Enlightening. Enlightening. How so?

I'm sorry. I can't marry you. Jess, wait, why are you leaving? Because I'm not the one for you. What do you mean? We're not compatible. All we've talked about since meeting is the royal duties and the wedding. We have nothing in common. That's not true. We have stuff in common. That's why you got the gold butterfly.

About that. Look, I know the wedding planning can be stressful. Let me take you out tonight. Go-karting? Don't tell me you don't like it. No, I love it. You do? Race you.

I don't think I have laughed that hard in my entire life. He was so bad, you won? He shouldn't have been so cocky. So are you still so sure we have nothing in common? Prince Dalton, there's something I need to tell you. What? Becky had the real gold butterfly. Becky had the real gold butterfly.

What do you mean? Your mother didn't approve of her, so she hacked the system and gave me one as well. Then she told you, I was the one with the real gold butterfly. And you've known this this whole time? No, your sister told me today at lunch, and I've been wanting to tell you ever since. I just, I didn't know how. I can't believe my mother would do that. I can't be with you, Jess. I'm sorry.

I know. Go get your Becky. Jess? Is that easy? You? Where's your butterfly? What's wrong? We broke up. Jess, someone's here to see you. Who?

Hey, can we talk? What do you want? As much as it pains me to admit it, my mother was right. About? You, us? Becky just makes me want to ring her neckie. Yeah, she tends to have that effect on people. I brought you this.

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