Jessica Kaylee - The YouTuber Assessment

Episode Date: December 8, 2025

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Good luck! Oh, I have a really good feeling about this one. You will have five hours to practice before we will grade you on your ASMR live stream. Oh. I don't need to practice. I see a lot of ASMR. Are you sure? There are no penalties for taking time to practice.

I'm positive. Welcome to ASMR with just step we have the helicopter. Christopher 999 says, don't ever make that noise. A little rude, Christopher. How'd I do? One out of 10? I guess ASMR was harder than I thought. Okay, I'm sure I'll do better at this next one.

Cool! How much time do I get to practice? None. Because all you're doing is reacting. There's no need to practice. Oh, okay. You will be reacting to the following pictures and telling us whether you think they are siblings or dating. Here's your first image. These are always trying to trick you, so I'm going to say, siblings? They really could have gone either way. Your next image?

Siblings, definitely. Well, you can't get them all. Next. I feel like as soon as I say dating, it's going to be siblings. So, siblings? Oh, thank goodness. I did not want to be right about that one. And your last one. Okay, well, one of these has to be siblings, so siblings.

They were all dating? I could think I'm getting graded on my reactions and not whether I got them right. Okay, show me the results. Two to ten. Two to ten? What? Why? The judges found it concerning that you thought they were all siblings. They're questioning your judgment and how you act around your own siblings. You've got to be kidding me. That's gross.

Maybe you'll do better on the next one. I sure hope so. Ooh, can I do a building a secret room challenge? Those always look so fun. You will be doing the Breaking 100 Laws and 24 hours challenge. But how are those ones even possible? I'd have to break like four laws every hour. We can't disclose the YouTube or secret. Ready and go. You're the cameraman?

Yeah. Okay, well the easiest laws to break are going to be speeding, jaywalking, and shoplifting. So I guess record me doing those first. I can't believe I just stole these glasses. Okay, what other laws can I break? Why am I blinking on everything but robbing a bank? You know what, whatever. I don't have time to waste. Come record me robbing that bank.

Everyone on the ground! This is a bank robbery! Put the money in the bell. I can't believe they actually gave me some money. Can I see the footage? No, you can't because I didn't record. What do you mean? Just in case you got caught, I didn't want to be an accomplice. Is that the police?

How am I supposed to explain to them this was just for a YouTube video when my cameraman didn't even record it? What the heck? Why did you bring me back? I didn't even finish the simulation. You're disqualified for breaking the law. That was the whole point of the video. Those videos are staged. You're not actually supposed to rob banks.

Okay, well the instructions weren't clear. Okay, give me the next one. Yes! Can I feel myself doing my everyday makeup? Nope. For this challenge, you will be doing this look. I can't do that. That would take me all day. You have two hours. I really hope I can pull this off. Alright, this is the makeup look she was given.

Now let's see how she did. Oh my, what happened? I was so nervous I started to start. but it's sweating really bad and then my makeup started to run. Clearly, you look like a melted candle. Well, that's honestly better than I've been getting. True, but still not good enough to be a YouTuber. Thanks for the reminder.

Don't worry, you still have two more tries. Oh, come on, I already know I'm gonna fail this one. Would you like to forfeit? No, I'm not a quitter. For this one, your task is to teach the audience to cook anything of your choice. Oh, thank goodness, because I only know how to Cook one thing.

So you're gonna take your nugget and make sure it's the dino shape and not the regular shape. It makes eating it way more fun. You're gonna stick it in the microwave for about three minutes. You don't even need a plate. And then you're done.

I feel really good about that one. I didn't even catch them on fire. Oh, come on, this thing's rigged. You didn't even have a side dish. Your entire meal was dino nuggets. Dino nuggets don't need a side. They're a full meal if you eat enough. You didn't even use the oven.

The oven is scary. This is your last and final niche. Good luck. I love watching these. What story do I get to act out? Is it a deadly POV? It's whatever you write. Right.

Yes, POV YouTubers have to write their own original stories. But that's gonna take forever to write, film, edit. Then you better get going. What if homework was deadly? And anyone who did their homework was killed immediately. Oh, this is gonna be so... Good. I finished my POV. All right, let's see it. Oh no! Homework is deadly! I better not do my homework. Bestie? What art thou doing? I finished the assignment early, so now I'm doing the extra credit. That's not extra credit. That was homework.

Oh, I hate them. You're gonna die. Oh no. Oh yes, Cleo. Girls, did someone say homework? Yes, I'm sorry, Teach. It appears I did the homework on accident. I must kill you. Oh no, I'm going to die. And then she died. Like and subscribe.

It's so good, right? Right? Come on, come on. Two to ten, really? There's no way the POV YouTubers were that good when they first started. You're right. But they weren't as bad as you either. I'm sorry Jess, but you're not going to be a YouTuber after all.

Back to class you go. Jess, how'd you do? Not good. I wasn't even close to becoming a YouTuber. What about you? They said I was good at everything. I was meant to be a YouTuber. I'm not surprised. You're good at everything, Billy Jean, especially being a best friend.

Thanks, Jess. So do you think you'll start posting on YouTube now? I don't know. Maybe someday.