Jessica Kaylee - Trading Squishies

Episode Date: August 8, 2026

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Fuzzball. It's kind of dirty. What do you mean? It's just the fuzz. Okay, then I'll trade you my cheese. Uh, yeah, yours is a little dirty too. See a dirty? Give it dirty. Except your cheese is melting. I'll add my slow rising peach. First of all, that is a mango, um, but I'll add my color-changing needle. Girl color-changing, is it because it's dirty and it looks brown? Okay, just a You're the one with the squished mango and the melted cheese. Okay, accept. Okay, accept. Hey, Emily, do you want a fidget trade?

Yeah, I guess. Okay, I'll trade you two dumplings. I raise you a mango and a pickle. Add one more. Fine, I'll trade you the potato and the strawberry, but you have to add. Okay, I will add a Nito Ice Cube and the squishy cloud, but you have to add. I will add the chocolate, the butter, and the ice cream. Do you accept?

Do you have anything besides, food items. What are you talking about? A dumpling is literally a food item. Oh, yeah. I knew that. Except. Scott, you want a fidget trade? Sure. I'll trade you a pickle. Okay, I'll trade you a dumpling. Except. I'll trade you this frog. No, decline. Fine. I'll trade you this needo. I'll trade you a needo. Um, no. Mine's inbox. You have to add. I am not adding anything. Fine. Decline.

Honestly, you're no fun to trade with. Mom, Scott's being unfair. No, I'm not. Yes, you are. Now, trade me or else. Or else... This episode is brought to you by Accenture. When your advertising operations fall out of sync, everything else follows.

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I'll tell everyone about your sneaking out when everyone's sleeping how did you know about that? I have eyes everywhere I accept Is everything okay Everything's fine Hey Stella do you want a fidget trade? Sure

Okay I'm gonna trade you a butter squishy What do you have? Okay I will add my gum drop but I think you need to add. Fine I'll add my needo and this blue dumpling but you're gonna have to add something. Fine I will add my jumbo pink squishy ball but you definitely add at least two things. Fine I will trade you my pink dumpling and an unopened dumpling. I really want that. Okay I will add my super super squishy pink bread and my dumpling and my snowball. but you definitely have to add. I don't even have that much board to add.

Okay, um, a nice cube unopened and a glitter dumpling, but you have to add a bun. I will add my grape, uh, my cake, my color-changing needo, and my banana nemo. Except, except. Mm, dick mine. What? Hi, grandpa. Do you want a squishy trade?

Sure, I don't know what that is, but okay. Basically, we just trade squishies, so I have one banana. Okay. Okay, I got a banana. Is that a real squishy? Hey, hands off my banana! Okay, you're a hardcore trader. Okay, except...

Grandpa, your banana's real. And yours tastes funny. Hey, I'll fidget trade with you. Okay, I have this gerbil and it had the little hat. Okay, I'll add my... Frog. Do you have anything cuter? Uh, fine, then I'll add my baby.

Uh-uh-uh. Thank you, but to climb. Fine, um... What else can we trade? Okay, what if I just trade you my ice pop? Okay, I have a pig. That's kind of cute in a really scary way. Okay, I also have this dinosaur.

Look, when you squeeze it, it's eyes pop out. Decline. Okay, I will trade you this Shohei Otani decoy bobblehead. I'll trade you my sister's Prada bag. Except. I'll trade you my sister's Taylor Swift. Final. I'll trade you this custom-made Call of Duty helmet

with a camera attached to it. I accept. OK, I'll trade you my brothers, I mean my, Calrohoey, Bobbo Head. I'll trade you my sister's bunny thing. Is that a jelly cap? Uh, accept, except. Yes, have you seen my limited edition Call of Duty helmet?

No. No?