Jessica Kaylee - Wizards vs. Werewolves

Episode Date: October 29, 2025

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Jess, did you get your clan? Did your claws come in? No. But I'm sharpening them so they're extra scary when they do. We're gonna be the baddest werewolves on the block. The wizards don't stand a chance against us. Girls, get to class now. What's under her claw today? No idea. As many of you know, the wizards have been killing werewolves at an alarming rate.

We are having an emergency meeting for werewolves only. Anyone that hasn't received their clan must go home immediately. Go home. Why? There is still a possibility you become a wizard. We don't want our same. secrets leaked. My entire family are werewolves and I'm gonna be a werewolf any day. Can I stay? I'm sorry Jess, there are no exceptions. Headmaster's orders. I'll see you later. This is ridiculous. I'm gonna be a werewolf

any day now. Maybe I could just pretend for a little bit. Which is why... Professor, my clan came in. Can I stay? You know if you're impersonating a clan it's a death sentence. You'd be killed immediately. Then it's a good thing I'm not impersonating. I'm a werewolf. Then you can stay. Congratulations. I can't believe you're a werewolf. Your claws look funny though. Yeah, I'm sure it'll look better once they grow. Girls, please, pay attention.

The wizards are extremely powerful creatures. However, so are we. Here are a few things that you need to know about the wizards. But you shouldn't get too close. Hey, are you okay? Yeah, I just, I got a migraine all of a sudden. We will attack the wizard's first thing tonight. Remember, they are not our friends.

There are enemies. Weirwolves on three. One, two. Weirwolves. Hey, I'll catch you later, okay? How can this be? My entire family are werewolves. If anyone finds out, I'm dead. There, that's better. Sweetie, what happened? Is your head okay? Oh, I just accidentally ran into a skeleton at school. Clemsy me. Oh my goodness, you got your clan. Look at you. You're a werewolf.

Right. I'm a werewolf and I'm gonna go help fight off the wizards tonight. I am so proud of you, but you shouldn't be fighting already. You're not trained. We're not really fighting. Just lighting something. some fireworks off at the wizards so they stay off our territory. We're not even supposed to get close. We'll be safe tonight, okay? My little werewolves growing up. Hello? Hey, I'm outside. Come on, let's go fight some wizards. Coming. Please, please, please, stay. Have you ever seen a wizard before? Once, but I was a baby, so I don't really remember. I've never seen one. Come on. What are you doing? Professor said we're supposed to light the fireworks off from here. We're not supposed to get closer. We're not trained to fight them. I'm not going to fight them. I just want to see what they look like.

They look like us, just less hairy. Come back. No, but you don't have to come if you're a scaredy wolf. Lazzang surjoled, puissance mediums for 15 minutes. We're like to dojo. Pre-toe? Vive the pleasure with Leo Jo. The casino on line that proposes the more recent machine-assoo and some games of casino in direct. Profite of 50 tours gratu on Big Bas-Bas Bonanza. Without exigance of misuse and with some payments instantane. Hey, I've got gained. Woo-hoo! Until the pleasure play, oh Joe.

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Now, come on. What are you doing? Lighting off the firework. You can't do that here. It's too close. They can see us. Oh, please. They can't see us.

Stop! You stop. Well, well, well. If it isn't two werewolves caught, lighting themselves on fire. Let me guess. That little explosion was for us. Yes, it was. So stay away from us. We're going. We didn't mean any harm.

Not so fast. I sense something. It's probably revenge if you don't stop killing our kind. No, it's not that. You. You're not a werewolf. Yes, I am. Look at my hands. Those are fake. I bet I could just...

You're not a werewolf? I knew you smelt funny. You can't tell anyone. They'll kill me. As they should. You're a traitor. What were you going to do? Go behind our backs and tell them our plan? You were going to betray us. No, when I first started pretending, it was before I got my clan. I really thought I was going to be a werewolf.

I don't believe anything that comes out of your mouth. I have to go tell the others. Wanda, wait! Why are you following me? I have nowhere else to go. You completely exposed me back there. Don't blame me. You shouldn't lie about your clan.

It's a felony. I'm aware. Freeze in place so you no longer chase. Hey! What was that for? Hey! What was that for? You can't be in our kingdom. I know where your loyalty lies and it's not with us.

So you're just gonna leave me here so the werewolves can come back and kill me? Not my problem. You should have thought about that before you impersonated a clon. You're a jerk! I'm tired of standing still, released me before I turn ill. So much for being a wizard. I can't even do magic. Who's there? To be alarmed. I mean no harm.

Who are you? I'm Wendy the witch. But you can call me Wendy. Any chance you can unfreeze me, Wendy? I could, but it would be no good. Then leave me alone if you're not going to help me. I do want to help you, but letting you go won't do anything. Neither clan wants you.

You're an outguessed. I'm aware. Thank you. But if I switch you into a werewolf, they might want you back. You could do that? You could change me into a real werewolf. Yes. Drink the blood of a witch.

to switch. Did you say blood? Did you say drink the blood? Yes, drink this. No way, that's disgusting. Suit to yourself, but they're coming to get you. Jess. I last saw her over here somewhere. Everyone, she couldn't have gone far. Give me that. Mom, I'm alive? Oh, sweetie, you're awake. What happened to you out there? The doctor checked you out and said there are no signs of you being a werewolf or a wizard. I drank the blood of a witch to switch. You did? I'm going to to be a werewolf soon. Oh, thank goodness. They were wanting to kill you. You know better than to impersonate a clan. I know. I wasn't thinking. I'll tell the officials what you did. I'm sure they will give you grace knowing that you're one of us now. Get some rest. Yes, I'm right where I'm

supposed to be. That's going to be hard to explain.