KILL TONY - KT #466 – DONNELL RAWLINGS

Episode Date: August 7, 2020

Donnell Rawlings, David Lucas, William Montgomery, Michael Lehrer, Jessie Johnson, David Deery, Joel Jimenez, Chris Dillon, Jeremiah Watkins, Tony Hinchcliffe, Brian Redban – Date: 08/03/2020THIS EPISODE IS SPONSORED BY:ZIPRECRUITER.COM – TRY IT FOR FREE AT ZIPRECRUITER.COM/KILLTONY

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it is a special treat. The return of Donnell Rollings, everybody. Holy shit. Holy shit. We got guests. We are back with a guest. No, I don't care if we're back. Are we tested up in this bitch? That's my question. Antibodies or the nose? Everything. Okay, just want to make sure. Temperature checks. Because I heard that they have the mandate that David Lucas has to be six pounds away from any Burger King. It's already begun. No, I'm just saying, you know, it's not six feet, it's six feet hot dogs. He has to be six feet away from any hot dog stand. I know last time I was here, everybody's like this, you didn't play by the fucking rules. There's no rules to this shit. And I didn't even mean to be on this show. I was driving past

because I wanted to have a drink. Then I saw your fucking Corvette. Then I saw your fucking test. I was like, feels like it's some money up in that place. Yep. It's a lot of money here. And you know, it sure has a lot of money when you have to you have eight sponsors before you even introduce the guest that wasn't even supposed to fucking be there. And Donnell has an amazing podcast, the Donnell Rawlings show. I absolutely love it. One of the very, very, very few podcasts that I actually listened to. That's such an arrogant statement to me. Well, no, I'm just saying you're supposed to support all. No, you're right. Some of them are fucking garbage. Yeah, I mean, I can't listen to my shit as a shit. Yeah, not in a cocky way. You know, you guys are veterans of this

shit. I've been doing it for like seven months. We're up to like 40,000 subscribers. There's some dope shit we've done with like 31 episodes. And this is the achievement as podcast person. You can do this shit all you want. But once you have that, and I've had the opportunity to do what you tell, I was like, you know how proud I felt when I said, and this episode is sponsored by I'm like, yes, nigga, we making some money. That's right. It's the best. David Lucas has a podcast too, right? It's sponsored by Pink's Burger King. We lost Weight Watchers. Brad, he's the only one that don't watch his weight. Look, he over here writing jokes now. He is off the top. David Deary does works with your podcast. Yes, you know what his nickname is on our podcast?

What is it? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. And the reason why you get his name because anything that I'm thinking about, I was like, I had a yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I thought I had a yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. He's a yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. But at the end of his life, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. But I will say the birth of my podcast, it was because of him. And you know, you've been doing this long enough that you know that sometimes you think a certain way, people think different. But the best thing to have on your team is somebody that's committed, that's loyal, and it's going to always be there despite any type of personality, discrepancies you have, whatever. And yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, AKA David Deary has been that person.

He's at MF David Deary on all things social media. And you know, I'm not really paying him a lot of money because he hasn't quit this podcast yet. That's right. He can't wait to I'm only person asked for a raise during the pandemic. A little fun fact, but I will say this about I will I will I asked for a raise. He really did. He really did. I'm like, David, now's not really the best. It's not really best time to ask for a raise. I don't think asked for the pandemic is a blowjob, but I don't want him to do that to me. You know, I'm saying this is but this is but you know what? It's good time to come together. And I will say this, when this pandemic shit first kicked off, because you know, you got one of the

dopest live podcasts in the business. And I was like, what the fuck is Tony going to do? And this is what we had to learn through this shit how to pivot. And everywhere I know you was like this, you built this motherfucker too much to say, fuck it. And you tried everything you try to switch your location. You're like, fuck that we out of here. Yeah, I'm so sorry for the store, but that nigga's like, they got to do it. Not a nigga, but you know, white nigga cracker gotta do. You know, I'm saying it's cracker bad word. I like it. It's cracker or cracker. I prefer being called the N word, the N word, my nigga, my cracker nigga right here. But this is what I respect about you and what you guys do is that when everybody was fucking throwing a towel in when

everybody's like, what are we going to do? You guys kept thinking on what the fuck we're going to do, what the fuck we're going to do. And that's what you call a pivot in this game. Yeah, you know, and as much as it I put like this, pandemic will test the motherfucker. You got some pussy mother fuckers just going to throw the talent. I'm just going to wait until until the government says it's okay to so so you motherfuckers like this fuck that we've been a part of this too long to let it go. And every fucking week is something different. We got to let killed killed so ironic kill Tony, we got to live Tony, you know, and I'm really like you guys give me inspiration and motivation. It's like when a lot of people complain about shit, y'all say fuck that because I believe this

in this world is two excuses, a good excuse and a bad excuse. At the end of the day, it's an excuse. We have an excuse. Somebody you have a show on Friday. And one of your relatives somebody passed away on Monday. You have a great excuse not to go to that show. It's a little excuse. Or you can man up and do the show. We didn't miss a single episode. I'm telling you, I didn't. I've been in Yellow Springs, Ohio, working with Dave Chappelle for the whole summer. I came back to California, just to pick my son up to take him back to Yellow Springs, so he can get his nature on and feel kayak. I'm doing all white boy shit. Kneeling in yellow nigga canoeing the best nigga. I didn't even know I was a canoe nigga, son. I met a canoe nigga or it was a white dude,

but I met a canoe motherfucker. And I'll say like this, I had this, you know, when you rent canoes, it's like that beat up shit. This white dude pulled up in like a Tesla. His canoe was equivalent to your car. It was quiet. It was still it was everything. And I didn't fall in love with him. But I I'm falling in love with nature. Oh, yeah, I'm saying white people. You've been keeping nature a secret from us. Yes, we have. We don't we don't we don't want your kind out. I don't want niggas on the river side. We don't want river niggas. We don't want river niggas. Wait till you find out how beautiful the desert is in the forest. You have no idea. Mountains, dude. Yo, let me tell you something golf courses. The ocean. I've been in Yellow

Springs, get my motherfucking nature and what really is important in life so much. They're like, we live here. We're, for the most part, all of us up here are country motherfuckers. Yeah, we're forced to be city Hollywood motherfuckers because what we do for a living pandemic hits. And it makes you say, Oh, I got to go back to the real shit. And what you start appreciating is like, what is like life is really easy. I'm telling you, it's so simple, but nature, nature, trees, that has been the breakthrough of the past couple months. The first the first month of this thing, I was literally like, what the fuck? And then the last, but you don't look like a nature niggado, sir. Well, I, you look Hollywood. I got your little your beard coming, but you still look

Hollywood. I'd surprise you. I throw this shirt off. I'm a kayaker, son. I'm almost as tan as you. I kayak. There's a lot of gay sex in parks. Really? Yeah. I know the mother naughty by nature, motherfuckers out there in the rivers having gorges. Well, Donnell, good news for you. There is, maybe you forgot, but there's a band on this show. Every single last time I saw this band, they were all trapped in the shower stall because they didn't want to blow their cover. Oh, that's right. Yeah, they was like this. And all I could see, this is so funny. All I could see was like pale white pink faces. Yeah. Or the shower curtain like you like this. Don't go back to this after you gave me my rules. Yeah, they were like this.

They're very serious about it. I went back there to tell them we're starting five minutes early and they're like, stop coming back. They thought I was going to walk all the way. They were amazing and they're a great part. You guys are doing, I'm telling you, man, you're doing a fucking great job. And I'm so happy that throughout this, you guys didn't stop and continue to figure out a way to give people what is one of the best fucking live podcasts in the business. We're going to have fun tonight. Let's find out what characters the band is tonight. Ladies, I know this. I know do I break a rule? That's sort of you told me the only rule is when they're doing their shit, shut the fuck up. Right. And I was sort of, I was sort of just and I shut the fuck up, Tony.

I shut the fuck up, Tony. And I broke more rules. My question is, is this sharp? Yes, it is. How much David Lucas fat can you slice? Well, I think we're going to find out later this evening. But right now we're going to bring up the band. Ladies and gentlemen, it's the best stand band in the land. It's the Kill Tony band. Let's see what they are tonight. Ladies and gentlemen, here we go. Oh, I know that sound. Oh, yes. No doubt about it. It is the billionaires. Many a great appearances here in Los Angeles on the road. The billionaires are without a doubt. So I get some of that money. Famous guests in the history of the show. This is very exciting. This is the first appearance of our first female billionaire. Thank you.

Tony, can I do it? I know this is so hacky. Can I just do it? Fun fact, Jeff Bezos's wife is the rich ex-wife is now the richest woman in the world with a grand total of 36 billion dollars. And then he went paid her off, right? You know about this? Yes. And then he just got, yeah, and then he just got made like 80 more billion dollars. He's like tripled as well. Doing fucking black dudes now. That's where every rich bitch. She went from Amazon to the Amazon. Every rich white chick, when they have a divorce, they break up. I know this is wrong. There's not a kids program to get black cock out of that. Steve Jobs' wife is fucking the ex-mayor of Fenty. They do that. I don't know. It's like a certain age is like,

black cock as well. Hell yeah. You got a billion dollars in the bank. It's time to take it. Can I be hacky right now? Yeah. I'm rich bitch. All right, sorry. This is so great. I can't believe we have a guest and I can't believe it. If your car wouldn't park there, you wouldn't have a guest. I love it. Thank goodness. Your ass was in the street. Your car. That's it. Thank goodness for we didn't let Jeremiah take our parking. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I'm just kidding. He's a billionaire. Welcome back billionaire Jeremiah. What's your name again? Reginald Fontaine III. Reginald Fontaine III. Now Tony, you told me before the show started that you'd be calling us out early and then I said, who's the guest? And you said,

Don L. Rawlings. And I said, duly noted, we will not be being called out early tonight. What happened, bro? You talk a lot. I'm in the- You talk a lot is what I'm trying to say. Aren't you dead? Oh, you're not dead. You're just separated. I do talk a lot. And I chose the profession to talk a lot. That is true. And you're fucked up because you gave a lot of motherfuckers the last time a poop that didn't deserve it. Exactly. Well, this is our first female billionaire in the history of the show. What's your name? I'm Victoria Fontaine, also the third. Wow. Are you Reginald's wife? Correct. Unfortunately. Oh my goodness. Although maybe I'll get divorced. Hey. Hey. You know what that means? Black Hawk for everybody. That's right. Black

Hawk matters, apparently. And then how about you, young man? The name is Roger McWaters. Roger McWaters. And how about the guy on the drums? Timothy Burgington. Timothy Burgington. Now remind me, Timothy, how did you make all your money? You're a billionaire. Honestly, I can't talk about it. Okay, Timothy Burgington coming in hot. You need a new laugh, bro. Horshack. Ladies and gentlemen, you heard that laugh and that is right. That is without a doubt the man who will be kicking off tonight's show. He will also be at the end of the show because we have a special monologue battle. But kicking off tonight's show, ladies and gentlemen, it is the one, the only, the great Michael Lehrer, everybody. Here we go. Oh, he's shitting on me the last time.

Hey, in the blast from the past, driving movie theaters are back and so are the bebop and suck up in sounds of car rape. Now, a bunch of L.A. city council members got put in jail for taking money from downtown Skid Row developers. In their defense, they said, we left it smooth and shit and boob on a plane. So the jokes on them, right? So when I could walk, I used to fuck all the time and I never had an STG more than the doctor being like, I don't know, we'll just shoot it off with a laser. Oh, thank you. All right, Michael Lehrer. Damn, the band sounds good tonight. Hi, Michael. Hey, Tony. What did they shoot off with a laser? I miss I must have missed a part. Oh, when they're like, I'm sure if you're gonna STD in their

life, I don't know what's that. Mom, I don't know. Let's shoot it off with a laser. Oh, that's scary. Have you ever had anything shot off with a laser? No. What was that look you just gave the camera? I didn't give him any looks on that camera. Zoom in on his face and I'm going to ask him again. Let's see if it happens again. Have you ever had anything shot off with a laser? What do you mean? Shot off with a laser. Have you ever had an STD shot off with a laser? No. Oh, hey, what is that look? Well, I can see on the screen you keep looking at the camera. That's my disease. You're being incentive. Hold on. Let me ask you one more question. Have you ever had an STD of any kind?

What do you say to a second? What is that? No one. You're being incentive to the disabled. Used to do a lot of fucking back in Chicago. I still do. I just got to lay on my back. Oh, I see. And one person. But in Chicago, I fucked everybody. Yeah, that's true. Yeah. It was good. You know, it's a good time. Later tonight, he's going to be taking place and we're having a monologue battle tonight from the movie Rambo First Blood between that Rambo over there and Mr. Reginald Fontaine the third is going to switch into Rambo character later. Yes, Jerry, you ready? You a fan of the Rambo movies at all, Donnell?

Yeah. Oh, cool. Hey, Jerry, Rambo. Oh, that's the BT version. Yeah. Tyler Perry's from the same people that put you, but he is going home. It's Rambo Rambo. Tyler Perry plays all the characters. Can I still have beef on this episode? Because a lot of these motherfuckers, you fucking came for me last time. Yeah, but I'm dying. So give me a break. That is true. That's a good point. Wrap it up. That is true. Michael, how's everything going this week? Real good. I'm in a video competition for Easter Seals for disabled filmmakers. How's it going? You win it? Well, I had probably 20 friends with checkmarks share my video and I'm

getting destroyed by every person with a disability who makes films. Oh my goodness. Yeah, it's embarrassing. You thought I was rude. I mean, these disabled filmmakers are smoking me. I've been in the game for 20 years. I've only been disabled for 24 months. Yeah. Fuck that. Well, maybe. Fuck that. Do you have any idea why? Like, are they all Twitch gamers? I have a theory on it. They definitely Twitch a lot. That's for sure. I don't know if they are on the app, but they are Twitchers. I do it. Maybe it's because they have been handicapped for so much longer that they've gotten good at being handicapped or as with you, it's a new thing. And you're used to just being a great filmmaker without the handicapped. Exactly. When I get them in the morning,

I stand up, I go to work, I fall on the ground because I can't walk. But you pick yourself up and that's all that matters. No, the M.T. comes. Oh, I'm like a nurse that I've got a friend. I get 10 staples in my head and then I call you and you say, well, if you missed that show, you won't be a regular anymore. No, I've never said that. I've never. Have you disabled director? How many times do you say back to one? Okay, next. Hey, jokes on you. I'm never working Hollywood again. I left Hollywood for the Ohio, bro. I know. I meant back to one is the Hollywood term. I'm playing along. You're a hero of mine. I wouldn't improper you. Okay, back to one. Well, you know, Michael, you might be losing the video competition, but the good news is,

is at least you've never had an STD. Yeah, that means you don't fuck. I can see the screen and now you know I be fucking. You can look at your phone all you want during my shit. No, I'm not looking at my phone. He's voting for your Easter Seals video. He just put in one of the real talk. I like you, funny motherfucker. Thank you, bro. And I mean, you're a legend and respect no doubt. That's a nice way to wipe you called black people old. You're a legend. Goat means you're old. That's not true. That's all. That is what all the legends have said. If you want them, you have what more? More? Describe me? No. Okay, Michael, we're going to keep it flying through. We have a big Rambo monologue to go

through later. So we're going to fly through it. There goes Michael layer. Everybody. Here we go. Yeah. Yeah. And to the bucket we go for the first time this evening. And the rules again, I can't talk when I do a thing, right? Only for the 60 seconds. But during the interview part, you can say whatever you want. Okay, I just spotted a text message I should not have seen on Donald's phone and it was quite appetizing. What's going on over there? No, don't say. All right, I pulled the name out of the bucket. This is very exciting. This is I believe this man's first time on the show. He's one of the unbelievably talented door guys at the comedy

store falling in a long line of legends and history making doorman at the store. Everybody absolutely loves him. He has an awesome style, a really great standup comedian. Let's see what kind of minute he does here tonight. When I bring up for the first time, ladies and gentlemen, Dave wait, everybody. Here he is. Here's Dave. Hey, what's up? Oh, shit. He is Dave wait. All right, man, it's weird to be raw dog in the air like this. I'll be honest with you guys. Feels a little too good. Might come right away. I was in a 7-Eleven the other day. Somebody sneezed. I almost burned that fucking place down. I was like, this place is over, bro. Fuck that. I do smile a lot. If you haven't noticed, I smile a lot for a depressed person

because nobody wants to hang out with a sad bitch. You're not allowed to be sad in LA. That's against the rules, right? You better take your Mopias to Seattle or New York City or some shit. LA, you got to pretend like everything's working out. You're like, hey, I'm just waiting to hear back on that thing and then, yeah, help me. Boy, a minute seems a lot longer when you haven't done standup in so long, right? Holy crap. Meow noise. That's not coming. Man, yeah, that's enough for me. What are you going to give me? How much time? A minute, nigga. Keep talking. Wow. Dave, wait.

Stretching it out to get through 60 seconds there. I love it. How are you, Dave? Oh, man, I'm all right, man. I've been playing a lot of Frisbee. That's what I've been doing with my time. Regular, just catch Frisbee or Frisbee Golf? I went Frisbee Golf once and then I've just been going Frisbee. You just Frisbee with other people, right? Yeah. Yeah, it's a hard thing to do by yourself. Yeah, my roommate was like, hey, are you good at Frisbee? That's what he asked me one day and I was like, I mean, what sort of question is that? I mean, that's a fucked up question. I mean, are you good at friendship? That should be the question because you need a friend to Frisbee. That is true. Yeah, that's it. You know what? You could have added that on to the 45 seconds that

you did. I should have done that. You would have had a complete set. I would have had a complete set. That's great. So is Frisbee new to you? No, but being outside is new, like Don L was saying. Do black guys play Frisbee? We don't do it. The only time black guys play Frisbee, if they're trying to fuck white chicks, we'll do any sport. That's what we would do. Well, we don't hula hoop. That's the fucking gate. That's the gateway drug to being gay. If your son wins a hula hoop championship, son, he's sucking dick or Hollywood Boulevard. Sorry, not just anything wrong with that. It's just a real live show. Or what? Yeah, this is it. I'm just saying, if your son wins a Frisbee competition, the chances of him being gay

are like 99.8%. Wow. I never considered Frisbee gay. Now, who hoop? Obviously, who hoops very gay? The hip motions that it takes to keep a hula hoop up and all your pants. No, not just the hip. You got to you can't just hula hoop. When you hula hoop, you got to have a smile on your face. Yeah, you got to be like, yeah. That's when it becomes gay. You never see a dog motherfucking hula hoop it like this. Got to get that face. Where's Hollywood face? You ever hula hoop, Dave? No, no, especially not after that. Right, exactly. I don't think any of us are going to get caught dead hula hooping again. Don't want any dildos or booty holes falling out of my butt.

So, Dave, what else has been going on? How long have you been doing stand up comedy? Oh, probably too long to be on this show. Probably not with 45 seconds. Yeah, that's a good point. You can't really say that. Can I have my critique? Yeah. Okay. So, everybody knows I've been in Yellow Spring doing shows with Dave Chappelle and one of the most challenging things for someone to have not told jokes for three or four months to go on stage for the first time. You lose your muscle memory. You ask yourself if when I perform, I was like, what are my jokes? What are my jokes? And you want to be relevant? One of the things, I know you only have 45 seconds, but the thing that I appreciated about your performance was that you

talked about what's really going on right now. To come out on stage and say you're a raw dog in life, whatever. That means that's a comedian that says, I have to address the elephant in the room. This is not a normal situation. You know what I'm saying? And that can block you from getting to your material, but I really feel like, and this is crazy, with more stage time that you'll grow. I don't know if this makes sense. No, it makes complete sense. You know what I'm saying? 7-Eleven sneeze, burn it down. You're talking about the real stuff. You're not falling back on. You're talking about the real shit because you have to talk about it. You can't, like, for somebody in this climate and the way the world is right now, for somebody to come up right now and just do

jokes, don't have nothing to do with what's really going on, you're ignoring it. You addressed it and you got to that point, but then once you got us warmed up to that shit, it was like, I got my corona shit. I got my raw dog shit, but what's next? That's all I'm gonna say. But the fact that you was comfortable with talking about what was going on right now, and it felt like you took chances, a lot of chances, in 45 seconds. That's true. I appreciate that. So how long have you been on stand up? It'll be 16 years. Oh, whoa, quick. Oh, you should quit, fuck. It was last week, then we quit. Were you canceled in the 90s or something?

Damn, 16 years. Where'd you do it all at? A lot of it in Cincinnati, and then I was in New York for a couple years, and I've been out here. You must be a fucking legend in Cincinnati. Yeah, at Go Bananas? Yeah, at Go Bananas. Okay, that's awesome. How long were you in New York for? Two years, and then I got out here in 2013. But then I never came up here until I started working here. Why is that? You were out in the alt scene a little farther east for a bit? I was in the alt scene, but I was also like doing the road, you know, like, you know, B and C rooms. And then, you know, just like, I saw what it would take to have to get in here,

like the time commitment. And I was like, I might as well just get paid to be here. Yeah, I tell a really quick Cincinnati story. Yeah. So I was in Ohio, right? And I don't know if you guys remember, but in Bethel, you know Bethel? Yeah. So they had, they were doing Black Lives Matter protest, right? And there was this white dude that was the head of the black, it was the only one white dude protest for Black Lives Matter. And then Bethel was a really, really racist town. You know that. So they was fucking talking shit to this dude, this white dude, and somebody punched him in the face, and the police department was right there. Nobody did anything. But he stood up and he said, he said, in front of all these

people from Bethel, he said, so where's a good place for me to protest? And all these white people said, Cincinnati! You have to be from there, but nobody knew where Cincinnati was. They all pointed different directions. But they was like, I was like, okay, that's where the black people must be. They was like, get the fuck out of here, go protest in Cincinnati. So you've been from Cincinnati just kind of made me think about that. And the videos that came out of the Bethel during all those protests. It was crazy. Disturbing, because me and Tony are both from Ohio. And you know, I know there's some racism in Ohio, but I didn't even know it was that bad. Well, I mean, Bethel truly is the middle of nowhere. But I'm going to tell you another thing that I

felt when I was in Yellow Springs. I was walking down the street, and Yellow Springs, first off, Yellow Springs, they had Black Lives Matter protests. It was 10 black people in the protest, and eight of them last name was Chappelle, right? And it was this one moment where all the motorcycle motherfuckers was going down the street, right? And then Black Lives Matter was coming up at the same time. This is on my Instagram. It's coming at the same time. I was like, this is going to be fucking crazy, right? And it was a point at the light where they all fucking was right there. And then the motorcycle motherfuckers was going, I didn't know if they was trying to block out Black Lives Matter. But then at the end of it was three people in the motorcycle, just like this,

like they supported it. And it was one of those tense moments where you didn't know what was going to happen. And I felt so good. And I captured it to feel like, okay, respect us, respect you, and we'll just keep it moving. That was a good shit. And Ohio gets a lot of flack. I've been here for five weeks, bro. Five weeks. Feel nothing but good vibes. Absolutely, Ohio. 100%. I didn't know you was an Ohio motherfucker. Big time. Youngstown, Ohio. I had a fucking I have a fucking young. You got a Youngstown story. Man, me and my dude told his wife is down in Youngstown. Really? Thank you for your people. She wasn't a hinge cliff, was she? Oh, no.

I don't even like the beginning of your name. She looked like me with long brunette hair. No, I would never be on top of a bitch and look like you. I didn't know y'all was oh eights from other fuckers. Oh, yeah, all the way. Red Bands from Columbus. And I'm from Youngstown. Fucking you are country motherfuckers that was forced to be Hollywood. Sort of Youngstown sort of a city. It's a city. You'd be surprised. It's a small city. I get that. But yeah, your upbringing, right, is your nature, motherfucker. Yeah. Yeah. I'm a nature nigga. No, yeah. I mean, I get out there, man. You can call yourself that time again. I like being called the n word. I just assume black people like being called it too. So now I got him. I'm so I'm so Ohio now.

I got a deeper connection knowing that you motherfuckers are old age motherfuckers. Oh, boom, simple. Just like that. So Dave, anything else crazy we should know about you? Any fun facts about you? Oh, shit. You know, I've watched the show a lot and I'm like, man, I would I would love to have a fun fact about myself. I know Jesse. That's not really a fun fact. I did kick a game winning field goal in high school. Whoa. There we go. Will you kick field goals? Yes. You still know how to do it. Boy, it's been 20 years. Dude, you should fucking kick a field goal. Where? We have a football anywhere. David Lucas, get up here. Let him kick three points. David's David's made of pigskin kick. Oh, Jesus. I'm like, I'm do a lot.

All right, Dave. Give me a piece. Fun times, Dave. I'm so glad you you graced us with your presence. Very awesome. You're a fun character. Hopefully you'll come back again soon and join us again. All right. Thanks a lot. There he goes. What are you doing? Good job, Dave. Wait, everybody. What? Come back, Dave. Come back real quick. What's your where can people find you? Are you working on anything? Social media or anything? Just a Dave Wait comedy on there. Me and Mitch were making a lot of videos that we're we don't know who the fuck Mitch is. It's W. A. I. T. E. right? Yeah, Mitch. Mitch Burrow. He was on the show a couple weeks ago. Yeah, you guys do the

door door guys show. Yeah, it was so great. We love it. We were like, we're gonna make videos until we reopen. And that's not who knows. It was a funny three or four weeks. You guys made those. We thought we were gonna be back in like six weeks. Yeah, but all those are on there. Dave Wait comedy. So yeah, thanks, man. I appreciate it. Dave Wait, everyone. Son, you got a charger? We'll get you on. David will plug you in. All right, this is a this is a very, very fun time. Ladies and gentlemen, this is a very special moment in the history of the show. Fun fact about this next comedian. The last time he was on a show with Donnell Rawlings, a lot of people were excited to see what was going to happen.

Donnell patiently did not interrupt through his minute of stand up comedy. I didn't patiently not to rub you told me not to. He impatiently waited through the minute of comedy and then proceeded to roast him. And so now he gets a minute uninterrupted back in front of his his favorite comedian, Donnell Rawlings. Ladies and gentlemen, regular, brilliant comedian, the future, ladies and gentlemen, the one, the only it is David Lucas. Everybody here he is. Music doesn't really matter. He's right here. There you go. Here he is. David Lucas, everyone. Yeah, fuck that. I got to get my get back at Donnell. You turtle dick looking mother fucker. I'm going to be Bert Mahatma Gandhi, looking ass nigga. You can talk 30 seconds. I don't give a

fuck. I don't want to do it. Last time I talked, they was like, I'm going to talk. So I'm going to let you talk about 60 seconds is roses. You got to go back and forth. Yo, you got a camouflage shirt or you look like a ram bra on right now. That was good tactic. That was good tactic. That was good tactic. Sick looking ass looking like you're waiting on the blood transfusion, mother fucker. Same job. Same job. Look like you ate the blood transfusion. You look like your spirit animal is a possum bit. Get your dumb ass. I wouldn't say what you look like. You eat like that's better.

That was a decent one. Old ass. You eat like you eat like y'all. I see nervous. Okay. The audience can be like just let them talk. Go ahead. Y'all think Donnell got famous from the Chappelle show. He got famous for raising three turtles in a sewer. Master Splinter looking ass nigga. Get your dumb ass about here boy. Let's go back and forth. What military are you in? The Salvation Army, mother fucker. It's only motherfucking camouflage from a restaurant. Donnell up there sipping on insulin bit that nigga fucker. He ordered insulin on rocks nigga. Get your old ass about here.

Tactics still isn't working but continue. That was my joke man. Your turn. Come on man. Put some energy in it nigga. Like you really want to know. The last time I had energy it was like oh you didn't let them talk, let them talk. So I'm going to let you talk. Say it. I'm going to let you talk yourself into that being funny. I ain't got to say shit. Make it back. Make it interesting. As much as they said the last time. I don't remember last time this show had a standard at the end of it. That's true. You did that. Come on. So this has been over a minute. Well I'll come in. That was your set. Yes nigga. I was roasting your ass the whole minute motherfucker.

That's why I said it's off. I threw his ass off motherfucker. Do your material. Let's do your material. That was my material. They got something. Yeah. All right. I love it. Yeah. David Lucas everybody. That's the no, no, no, no, no, no, no. We want the jokes. All right fucker. Let me get my phone. I wrote it. Hold on. Hold on. You got to go to your phone for jokes. Nigga I just wrote it today. Oh Jesus. All right. Here you go. They say he was at the gym doing what? Eating buffet. He has to go. He has to go get his phone because it doesn't fit in his pocket while he walks. Here's the thing. Here's the thing about it. I really like him. Oh no, no, fuck both of y'all. Y'all still in that talking shit? No, no, no. I really like it.

Even though when I demolished you the last time. Yo, it reminded me and I don't not to be on my dick, but I have to be on my dick. Okay. But it reminded me when I was younger where I was fucking fearless. 200 years ago you old motherfucker. Okay. All right. I tell you don't know your mother's a fan son. Don't let I'll sit here and tick tock video it'll be over. What I'm saying is I really appreciate you and I appreciate your energy. Oh yeah. And I appreciate the fact that you're fearless and you don't give a fuck who's on the stage you're gonna go for it. Sometimes you take an L. I consider L. We had even on your masterclass we talked about the difference between roasting and joning. Joning is when you just off the cuff and you just make

something happen. A lot of people don't appreciate it, especially in the roast world because the roast world is so many rules. You get 30 seconds, I get 30 seconds and go not in the streets in the streets. Right. Once you got them up, it's like the way a pit bull fucking fights. Once he got them up fucking by the neck, they don't let up. Absolutely. And I really, I really don't say like you say you don't like a lot of podcasts. I really liked your energy. Oh, but the back story don't people don't know is before that night, they was like this done. It okay and prepared. He was nervous about Davis Lucas. No, I wasn't. The first time I met you was in a hallway. Yeah. And you was fucked with me and I murdered you. And when you came at me, I was like, who the fuck

is he talking about? And I gave you a challenge. I gave you a simple challenge. I said, if you can button your jacket up, I give you a hundred dollars. And you should have seen this. I said, I did I said, I know you work with Tony. I'm so a hundred is not a lot. Right. I said, if you could button up the second button, I give you $500. And guess what? You didn't get the money because you couldn't button it up. It's so true. But that jacket was so far apart from one another. Oh, both of y'all fucking trying to chime in. Oh, what do you got? Like two raccoons about to break into some trash. Coming in here dressed like a gravy seal. That was a good one, Tony. I don't want to do it. I don't want to do it anymore.

Military is the only branch that won't break with David on it. You only want to go to the military. You only want to go to the military because it's don't ask, don't tell. Your stomach couldn't handle the truth. Your hair couldn't handle it. You look like you had your second round of chemo today. I got a gray beard. Yeah, you look like a German Shepherd in the face. Look at that gray and black. Don't co-sign that shit. You know how German Shepherds we have in that black and rescue dog, nigga? I don't know. I just think Donnell looks a little bit more like a pug, right?

I know. I'm just saying. I don't think you're a love Shepherd's right. And they can look like Rafiki Granddaddy. Your shorts look long. What? Your short. Just think of long sleeve shorts. How you got thermal shorts? But I will say, I think you're a funny guy. I think you got a bright future. Appreciate it, man. I think you got a bright future. Yeah. Absolutely. Tell your mother called me. You know, this is good. This is fun for you because now you have another minute for another time. I mean, you know, I don't think so. I don't think anything can really follow.

I just had, man, I thought he was going to bring the, you know, the excited energy back. I wasn't here. I wasn't here. I didn't take his medicine. I wasn't supposed to be here. I wasn't supposed to be here. I just came through. And when I saw you, I was like, oh, shit. Yeah. And when I saw you pill yourself out of your car. Donnell. That's it. He peeled himself out. How does your car look like spandex on you? Donnell, they brought you out on a stretcher to come to the comedy show. Still living 25 years doing this shit. Yeah. Your nursing home van going to be waiting on you outside at the end of the show, man. I like a lot of audience. Yeah, you got to chase your alcohol with fiber, nigga.

Oh my goodness gracious. I might not have one of those epic moments. I'm in the mood, plain and simple. I need to get up for the fat little boys. Nope. Good tactic. It's wild. That is a lot of camouflage you're wearing. And we still see your big ass. All right. Like fat tune. How do you dress in camouflage and still have a shadow? Nope. It isn't trying to. I'm warming up. I'm warming up. I'm warming up. You can't just say no. People are laughing. I'm trying to pull the podcast listener. No, this is the art of fucking Joe. No, this is the art of it. If you get hit, don't never let them see you hurt. Right. Bruh. It's like defensive. You got it. You know what

I'm saying? Shake that shit off, nigga. Yeah. How many push-ups do you do? I can do a few. I worked out today, man. Are you talking about the popsicle? You worked out today. For who? What? For who? You worked out for who? Me? Did you shed any pounds? I mean, throughout the whole, hey, bro, I weighed my, well, Richie. How you sucking your stomach in your neck? Richie weighed me the other day, dawg. Richie weighed me the other day, dawg. I'm actually 41 pounds down throughout the whole quarantine, nigga. Really? Hell yeah. I'm 376 to 335. No, no. Rich's got a fucking scale for watts, nigga. Don't get mad, nigga. Don't get mad. He's just selling a lot of cocaine. That's a lot of cocaine you like. Ain't right, man. Get the fuck out of here with

that mash jacket on, nigga. Mash jacket? What the fuck? You're the one wearing camo. I'm just wearing a green shirt. You drive a convertible Jeep. That's green, bitch. It's not convertible. Your stand is still and your stomach is fucking shaking. Dunnell, you about to collapse if you get loud one more time, nigga. Your stand is still and you fucking still shaking. You can't even be in the sunlight too long, nigga. Direct sunlight is your enemy. Why? Why would sunlight pop in? Because you're on a lot of medicine, ain't they going kidney medicine? Oh my god. Look at him. Sick ass. Sick. And that motherfucker look like a C-2-1-8. You do know you're a weak away from diabetes, right? Hell yeah, nigga. Shout out to Patrice O'Neill. You're falling into his footsteps.

Too soon? No. No, no, no, no, man. Brain is nigga. Dunnell look like glass and milk. You do look like a health hazard. You look like a health hazard, son. If Corona don't get you high cholesterol, you can't even scratch your head without breaking your arms, nigga. You can't touch your stomach. You don't even see your dick when you shower. You got bird bones, man. How do you know when you're getting the blowjob? You up here looking like a hairless pig? How do you know when you're getting your dick, son? Somebody got to remind you. He starts walking away from it like, excuse me, I'm down here. You got to lift your stomach up to get a nut, nigga. It's over. Tony, you got a glory hole at your apartment, nigga. That's true. You got a glory hole in your navel. Dunnell, you got

the only fans, nigga. Shut your gay ass up, son. I do. Get right there. You got a bitch pushing you in a wheelchair, nigga. I got the only fans. You got no fans, nigga. Oh, God, here we go. David's only fans are the people sitting at that table over there. That's it. Tony, you put videos and you eat hot dogs with no bun or anything. You shouldn't talk about anything about food, nigga. Don't talk about food. Talk about hiking, nature, shit. Did you fight? I do what I should do, nigga. No, you don't. You don't hike. You hike to Burger King. We can race. I'll beat you in a race, probably. Oh my God. Are you serious? Are we about to do a foot race right now? I might have some shoes in the car. Oh, you're going to change your shoes. Fucking Mr. Rogers over here.

Hey, come on, Tony. You saw my race the other week, man. Come on. Yeah, but that was against a morbidly obese man. Yeah, but he's like 40 pounds lighter than me. I was talking about yourself. You were racing yourself. No, I was racing. But no, he was he was decently fast. Dunnell, what absolutely smoke? I would smoke you, son. I don't know, bro. He old. The only time you'd be been a race of views on the biggest losers and that show is canceled. Yeah, that's not the one. Right. I don't know. It's not my audience tonight. Yeah, man. It's the no audience guy. Damn, this shit is fucking a nigga. Bring it back on when I love it. I still know what I know. I know. Yeah. You're great, David. How many hooks is on the back of your broad? I really hooked on about it.

I remember I had a stroke mid-sittin'. Get your Joe Biden ass up out of here. How many hooks on the back of your broad, son? That's all I wanted to know. That's it. That's it. No, I'm just saying. Get out of here. Get out of here. You got a photo shoot with Lane Bryant in 10 minutes. One, one, one. Oh, perfect tech. Perfect tech. You got a photo shoot with insurance. You gonna be holding a can. All right. How you holding your stomach and your chest with one hand? Easy. Fat boy swag. Get some. I'm a best one. I'll die skinny. All right. There he goes. There he goes, ladies and gentlemen. David Lucas, everybody. Fight in the good fight. Hey, that was fun.

Get him a drink. Nutri system on the rocks. Nutri system on the rocks. Don, I'll just order it for David Lucas. This is exciting. I pulled a name out. This is someone's first time. We have no idea who this is. This is very, very exciting. Make some noise for a smoky Augusta people in the room. There's a couple people in here. Clap. And here comes smoky Augusta. You're smoky. Thank you. Thank you. Give it up for David Lucas. I'm going with the moment. I got some roast jokes, so I'm going to go with them. He roasts everything, so you might as well do a jump. I heard that. I heard that. Oh, okay. I shut up. All right. Here's smoky Augusta.

All right. David Lucas looks like he was raised by a nanny with cankles. Hey, you know what? You know what? Instead, I'm just going to cut you off right there. Instead of roasting someone that's not here, let's just do whatever else you were going to do. Can we do that? Yeah, yeah, yeah. All right. Smoky Augusta. So I was watching the old Brad Pitt movie, Seventy, the other day, and I realized one of my past relationships worked out. Not enough head. Just kidding. Just kidding. What I did realize is that the women I date have too many of the seven deadly sins present for a long-term relationship to blossom. You can get lucky with two. You get lust and pride because you know lust likes to fuck. And pride, well, they have

whatever it takes attitude into bedroom. So that's a good thing as well. That's all I got to say about that. But once you get to three, three is only good for short term. That's why I say just add wrath. Just for the angry sex alone. Come on, y'all. Give it up for angry sex. I look back finally on the great simultaneous attackulation that 2012. Thank the Mayans for that shit. That was some end of the world fucking right there. But once you get to four deadly sins, none. Three is a party. Four is a Tyler Perry movie. I stay away from envy and coveness. But I do think four can work with sloth. Sloth might have good weed. How mad can she get? Hot diggity dam, Smokey Augusta.

Step back from that ledge, my friend. Hello, Smokey Augusta. How are you? I'm good. How are you doing, Tony? I'm so sad to hear what happened to your hit show, Mythbusters. Yeah, that's sad. Were you the one that raped your sister? Was that the other one? It is the other guy. Okay. God, well, obviously, Myths aren't the only thing you guys are busting in. All right. It's a weird sister rape joke right there. Hi, Smokey. First, what was that? Was that you? Oh, I love that. Feel free anytime. You, you. So Smokey Augusta, let's talk about it. How long have you been on stand-up comedy? It's my second time. Second time ever? Yes. Where was your first time at? Miami Improv. How long ago was that? I think it was 2003.

2003. So your return after 17 years, the people wanted it. We want Smokey. We want Smokey. And he's back. You know, this is like the crowd goes wild, one of those big return moments. What made you take 17 years off of the game? You know, I didn't really do it in front of a crowd. I was auditioning for something. I went to visit friends and it inspired me. I saw an audition in the paper. I went for it. And in the newspaper, that's how things were back then, 17 years ago. You had to get an audition in the newspaper back then. That's right. You want to make it? You got to get a newspaper. See? He's got the newspaper hat on. Look at that. Extra, extra. Read all about it. Auditions. Miami, Florida. One chance only.

So what have you been doing with your life up until this point? You look like the kind of guy that likes to cut your own wood. You build your own fires. You have one of those fireplaces with a little furnace in there. You have your own heated place. It looks like the kind of guy who stirs his milk with his index finger. Do you stir your milk with your index finger? Yes, yes, I do. How about the in the home furnace thing? You ever have your own wood burning furnace? No, not yet. Okay. So what have you been doing with your life? I manage a restaurant in Anaheim. Oh, okay. Yeah. Okay. Is that a chain restaurant or is it a? Um, yeah, it is. It is. It's close to Disneyland. Chili's baby back ribs. Is it, is it a Chili's? No, no, it's not.

Okay, that's, I see a person, I see a person that has the potential to tell jokes, but without getting stage time. The biggest thing we all say with comedy is timing. It's hard to get timing when you do jokes every 15 years. That is true. You know, but it's somebody that's like, okay, I know this shit is funny. It was a case with a lot of us. We know it's funny, but you're not, you don't have the reps to get the time. It was no, no pacing. It was a small audience. So you couldn't like lay into a laugh, whatever. But you know, the premise of the shit was funny, but I just feel like you'll grow and get better with fucking more stage time. And that develops your time. And also guns of blazing coming out with, uh, you know, the movie references from the

hit 1996 film seven, perhaps was, uh, you know, not as topical as for example, what we talked about with Dave Wait coming in talking about the coronavirus. This is that he's doing jokes of the movie seven, which I'm guessing is 96 Ryan J. You have a better number than that. Guess sooner or later. I say later. I saw an ad for that in the paper and then I went to see it and it was a lovely film. 96 97 says Ryan J, which is good enough for me. Uh, so how about hobbies, fun things? You seem like a guy that has hobbies. Go ahead, tell us about them. What are you good at? Special skills, talents, anything? I've been playing a lot of guitar throughout the quarantine, ukulele been writing a lot. September 95 was the answer. I was months off. You can't get no pussy

off of ukulele. No, you don't have a ukulele with you. Do you? No, I don't. God damn it. Don't make him a guitar fucking commuter. Jesus. I'll make him some kind of comedian. I hate your motherfuckers. You do have some kind of an interesting hobby, though, right? Like you collect something or you're into something that trains your train guy. That sounds good. No, no. Tamagotches. You build door houses. Stamps, periodical gigapets, CB radios, mostly musical stuff, micro fish. What kind of Walkman AM radios? We're done with the guesses band. Thank you. How about what other instruments other than ukulele? This guitar. Just guitar. Piccolo, tuba. You look like a tuba player for sure. Clarinet. All right. How about your love life?

Wind chimes. What's that like? What's that like? It's pretty non-existent at the moment. Yeah, what a ukulele is. What was that? What a ukulele is hard to get. Yeah. Do you know the song Somewhere Over the Rainbow on ukulele? I do. It's basically like the stairway to heaven for ukulele. You have to know it on ukulele. You must know it, absolutely. Why do you think your love life's non-existent? I've only been out here for a year and I just came out here for work and I don't really know many people. You ever go on dates at all? I haven't since I've been out here. You ever just go to a bar and stare at a girl? Do date rapes count? I don't want to be a part of that. Very bizarre. Okay, so sticking on this, no dates at all? No, no. What's the closest thing to a date

you've been on in the past year? Clarinet. Have you eaten the fruit? Do you ever just dress up your ukulele and have dinner with it? Ignore all of their questions and statements. Stick with me here. Closest thing to a date in the past year. Yeah, the only time I've really gotten out besides work is I went to go see your drive-up comedy with Blue Ball. Oh, that's fun. That's exciting. That was a fun night, right? Yeah, I enjoyed it. Got to see Jeremiah, David Lucas, and Jetski Johnson. Yeah, that's good times. So there's no one at work. Usually restaurants, there's a lot of dating and stuff like that. Yeah, with a manager, you could really throw your weight around there. No, yeah, I've bartended for years, and I would date co-workers, but as a manager,

that's so me too, son. You can't do that now. Yeah, you can't do it anymore. Anaheim, you're a real angel out there living in Anaheim. Oh, yeah, you're real close. All right. You guys have outdoor seating at your restaurant, or is it one of the restaurants that are completely closed during all this time? No, we do. We do have outdoor. So we're open right now. Red Ben would like to know exactly where the restaurant is. With that, you know, only in Anaheim, he might be able to, he might be able to ride his electric bicycle all the way there. David Lucas knows exactly what that restaurant is. As a chef, do you ever make potato salad? No, sorry. Okay. You like potato salad? Well, I was just going, if he was a chef, you know,

it's big in the black culture to have a good potato salad. Why are you looking at me directly in my eyes when you're talking about potato salad, son? Because black people love potato salad. Yeah, you'll fucking lose friendship over fucking bad potato salad. Exactly. So I was going to ask him to be in Greece. White people don't put paprika on their potato salad. That's fucking a salad. They don't put what on it? Paprika. I love that. And mustard. I like a mustard potato salad. Must have some celery sauce. Have you ever put raisins and potato salad? No, I can't do this. Why do you put almonds, applesauce? My wife did it once and I almost divorced her there on the spot. Gross. Is that true? Is that true Victoria Fontaine III? Yes,

I don't know why. I was just doing an art project. I don't know why he ate it. I have people to cook for. It wasn't even potato salad reginald. Okay. Anything, have you ever been arrested before, Smokey? Yes. For what? Just missing a court date. Missing a court date for what? What was the court date for? Traffic violation. Sex trafficking? No. Yes, she yelled, stop. He kept going. All right. Well, fun time, Smokey. Thank you for making your 17-year return on the show. Ladies and gentlemen, there he goes. Smokey Augusta, everybody. Okay. All right. Oh, my God. All right. Okay, guys. What the fuck is happening? Jesus fucking Christ. Good God. All right.

God forbid we finish the DuckTales so you were blue-balling us entire time. Is that what it was? DuckTales? Who gives a shit? Okay. Ladies and gentlemen, your next comedian, very controversial figure. I mean, I gave him a silly intro last week and people got mad. So I'm just going to say some people love him. Some people really love him. Some people just like him. Ladies and gentlemen, William, the big red machine, Montgomery. First and foremost, David Lucas. Take a couple of notes. Here are my first line. Donnell, I loved you and Spider-Man too. Whoa. Funny how unless I'm scared the dust inside my computer is about to call the cops, the weed is too weak. There is nothing more annoying than a

bunch of whining, screaming kids on a plane. That's why I never flew with Bill Clinton and Jeffrey Epstein. I was over at Red Band's place the other night in Red Band. I got a question to ask you. Who designed the glory hole in your bathroom? I was able to see Red Band's Oriental wife suck his dick. It was wonderful. Remember that time Jimmy Page of Led Zeppelin played the guitar with the cello bow? How the fuck did he do that? Would Tracy Chapman be the first known they in music history? All right. You got a fast car. I want to take it anywhere. Maybe we can make a deal. Maybe together we can get somewhere. Okay, William Montgomery, everybody. There we go. Quit taking fucking pictures. It's DuckTales. It's DuckTales. DuckTales. Everybody knows the song.

It's the song from DuckTales. It's DuckTales. DuckTales. Everybody wants to. DuckTales. It's now my theme song. You are so sweet to have played that. A lot of people don't know that DuckTales is the official theme song of William Montgomery. Of Black Lives Matter. Oh my goodness. Is that true? Don Elk, can you corroborate that? Shout out to George Floyd. That's all the ones. That's it. What'd you say? No, I literally, I didn't hear you. What'd you say? You said shout out to George Floyd. Oh, okay. Black Lives Matter. There you go. The DuckTales song I heard was a theme song. Was I mistaken? Nope. William, how you doing this week, William? I've been better. I'm looking for a job still. Yeah. How's that going? How are you? What are you doing to look for a job exactly?

I have been going to the local YMCA and swimming laps. How about the job part? No, literally. I mean, I've been going to the YMCA and swimming laps. Nobody's allowed in the YMCA. No, but really, I've not. I haven't been looking for a job. Don Elk, do you have one for me? Nope. Okay. Fair enough. Maybe you could build some ukuleles or something. Maybe I could what? Build some ukuleles. I'm not going to keep doing that. It's a zippercruder.com. Yeah, it was hard to understand. No, what'd you say? William, you're going in a bad place. You did a good job. Go chop some wood. Okay. I know, I'm kidding. Don Elk, I'm kidding. I'm on edge tonight. No, we're still doing protest. I don't

know if you're serious enough. No, I'm kidding. My peers almost died in the tornadoes last night in Tennessee. Is that true? Was it? Yep. I've never felt sorry for a white person in a tornado. Come on, my parents bought that house 20 years ago. Is that true? Yeah, they bought it 20 years ago. Did the tornado hit near where they live? Yeah, it broke down the house. What broke down about the house? There was a tornado. What was that dumb little song you were about to play? That was the sound of a tornado. Play it again. Yeah, play that again. That was really helping. That's a tornado siren warning. Yeah. That's a tornado warning. Yeah. No, but yeah, last night I would know that that's the sound of a tornado warning. Yeah, we know. We had to get in the

basement many a times. We had tornado drills. Really? Yeah. Oh, yeah. That's fucking crazy. You used to get in the towel closet. Tornadoes, I think are, I would prefer a tornado area than an earthquake place. So what's the rule? You go in your house, you get low. What do you do? Go in the basement, go to the stairs, go in the towel closet, or in a hallway. Towel closet is normally in the middle of the house. Really? Do you have a towel closet, William? Yeah, just filled with green and blue towels. Never used. No, what do you mean never used? Who said that? It was Red Band. Red Band, why'd you say that? I take showers, dude. Wear the same shorts every single day. And the zipper's still broken. It's still broken. Take a look at that,

Donnell. Take a look at that, Donnell. Black lives still matter. Put your shirt down. Come on, I'm kidding. My goodness, William. My God. So what are you going to do for a job? Are you running out of money? I am coming up with a new board game. Yeah, what's it going to be called? It's going to be similar. Tornado twister. Tornado twister. How'd you know it was going to be called tornado twister? I'm a genius, bro. I know you tornado, motherfucker. How does that game go? It's a lot like Battleship. Oh, it is. But it's tornadoes. It's literally just like Battleship, but it's tornadoes. How'd you know that, Donnell? Genius, bro. How'd you know that one? I'm a genius. I looked at your body and I knew it looked like you may have a game card. Look at my bio. Your body.

Oh, my body. I'm not going to keep explaining how I talk, motherfucker. That's the most condescending thing to do. What did you say? He's very silly. Hold on. What? His thing is being silly. I know. I'm trying. Are you? I had a real hard week this week. Yeah. Tell us about it. Yeah. Is that it? What's McDonald's a couple of days ago? They overcharged me for a Big Mac. How much did they charge you? $10. I should have known before I paid them. They said you paid $10 for a Big Mac. Oh, my goodness. That's like 10. They overcharged me. That's like 10 double cheeseburgers. Yeah. I mean, I don't have 10 bucks. I don't have a job anymore. Motherfuckers at McDonald's charge me $10 for a Big Mac. Did you try to return it? I hate it.

No, he ate the second one that I said. I guess that's all right. No, I ate the first one. Oh, my goodness, William. A lot of anger coming through this week. Clearly, you're going through. I'm looking for a job. There's a pandemic happening. You lost your job. What's that, Ryan? Ryan just dropped his light. What are you drawing over there, dude? There's a lot of a lot of wild shit happening. That's the first time Ryan J. Beld has ever lost. Yeah, that's a bad omen. What is that? That means we have a Donnell. I hate it. What's he drawing? We have four more weeks of summer when tornado Ryan J. Right. Are you drawing a tornado? Is that how you draw a tornado?

Wait, David, can you get on the can you get on the camera here? Zoom in on Ryan. Let's see that one again, Ryan. Let's see you draw a tornado. Oh, he's going crazy. Drawing a tornado. Oh, my God. Clearly. Okay. That's enough. So William, is there is there anything else that we should know about before we let you go tonight? I illegally went to a movie this past week. You went to an actual movie theater? Yep. Did you were they open? Yeah, they were open. What did you see? A Tarzan movie. Did you play the movie yourself? Were you the projectionist? No, they were something. It was a Tarzan movie. I had some sweet tarts and they really hurt my tongue.

Oh, boy. Daniel, you told me to say that one. It didn't work out. I just want to see the final product of the tornado sketch. I want to see it too. Can you do perhaps maybe perhaps we could close your set this week with it with an impression of you in a tornado. Can you show us can you put the mic in the mic stand and show us what you would look like if you were outside during a tornado? There's the sirens are happening. David's on the camera. Let's see. Oh, he's going poop, everybody. He's shitting his pants first. He's very scared. Oh, give the towel closet. Wow. That's a callback to that towel closet reference from a few minutes ago. My goodness. What if the tornado is literally like happening right now? Don't encourage that was the

worst tornado impression I've ever heard. What do you mean, Daniel? Let's say you're not in a house, right? You're outside in a field in a field and there's a tornado going over you right now. There's a tornado. Hello, mom. Get out of the field. What? Hold on, mom. Get out of the field. No, your mom's not in the field. You're in a field all by yourself and action. Here we go. Big tornado. Hey, Lucas, get out of the field. No, nobody's in the field with you. You're by yourself, so you can't just yell at somebody. And a Black Lives Matter protest is coming right down the street of the tornado right now. Yeah, okay. Oh, no, what are y'all doing on the street?

All right. That's what he would say at a Black Lives Matter rally. In Bepple. In Bepple. Go to Cincinnati with that tornado. All right, ladies and gentlemen, another very fun, silly week with William Montgomery, everybody. Ducktales, ducktales. Please step back from that ledge, my friend. Ducktales, ducktales. Yeah, it is Ducktales. D-U-C-K. It's Ducktales. Okay, ladies and gentlemen, your final bucket pull of the night goes by the name of Molly Hale. Here we go. Molly Hale, everybody. It's Ducktales. Ducktales. They just ran out of songs. It's Ducktales. Ducktales. It's Ducktales.

Here's Molly Hale, everyone. Hi, everybody. My name is Molly, and I really wish that I enjoyed butt sex, but my butthole is very dead set against it. And I do have this no-in-my-out policy, but I actually didn't write that policy. My butthole wrote that policy. And I wish it was different because all my gay friends are like, oh, the butthole, it's a portal of pleasures full of a million treasures. And my girlfriends are like, oh, if I get drunk enough, I might let them pop it in one time. But my butthole is so anti-anal, if it even gets a whiff of a dick coming anywhere near it, it will just scoot right out of the way. One time, I saw my butthole put on a fake mustache and pretend to be the mouth of a dude to get away from a dick. My butthole started

talking about sports, and the dick got very confused. You know, and then another time, my butthole put out two other fake buttholes on either side of it and started a game of Three-Card Monty in order to avoid a dick. My butthole was all, step right up, step right up. Who would like to put their dick into a real butthole? You, sir? Yes, but which butthole is the real butthole? Left butthole? Thank you. All right. Molly, hail. Duck, hail, duck, hail, duck, hail. All right. 60 seconds of straight butthole jokes. I mean, I have good news. I'm waiting is worse. Packed it in. Yes, you did. Literally. The butthole jokes. The good news is, is Redban has nominated you for the Mark Twain Award. He loves butthole jokes so much. That was beautiful. Thank you.

It was a work of art. Oh, I like that. They were smelly, but delicious. Molly, welcome to the show. This is your first time on our first time meeting you. It is my first time on. Thank you. I'm so excited to be here. I love the show. You live in LA? I do. What part? I live just east of Chinatown in Lincoln Heights. Oh, cool. Yeah, northeast side. Nice. And how long have you been doing comedy? I've been in the comedy world for a while. I grew up in Chicago with Michael Ayer. Oh, awesome. Yes, indeed. You came highly recommended from Michael Ayer. Based on my butthole jokes, I'm pretty sure. Hey, you know what? David knows everybody from front to butt. That's what I always say.

Anyway, have you ever had butt sex for reals, realsies? I mean, I tried, but it doesn't work. You know what I mean? Why doesn't it work? It just hurts real bad. Oh, I know. I gotta live it up with CBD. Well, that's what you guys say. They said man's G spot is in his anus. Guess who's never touched their G spot? You? Me? Really? Nothing but a G thing, baby. Yeah, they say that. Have you ever had a doctor give an examination? I don't want to talk about that. Do I get a goodie bag for being on the show of some CBD? Don't look you look me right in my eyes like Don Hill so. I don't want to talk about that. Quickest doctor's appointment ever. You are so. I'll just take your word for it. Just look at your nose. Such a comedy. Great. Everything is always yes and with

you until that question right there. I know you for years. What? I've never seen you shoot anything down like that. We don't talk about that. We don't talk about that. So what is your inspiration to keep trying the butthole? Oh, I don't try the butthole. Guys try the butthole. Yeah, they always want to. It's like they're big. So your jokes aren't even real. Yes, they are real. I've tried to put it in my butthole and my butthole does not want it. And so as a result, my butthole goes to great lengths to avoid it because it really hurts a lot. Where are you going to tour with these butthole jokes? That's just. To the fucking comedy store, dude. That's right. Kill Tony Monday night. I don't think anybody's ever got past this club. Like, you know that butthole joke she did for 15 minutes.

That's true. Red Band's been trying for years. Where else are you going to do butthole jokes but feels so bad? Come on. She just got passed with the ass joke butthole. Butthole makes it sound better. But I just personally think that it's not good material. Oh, I'm sorry. I should have. I should have your butthole. No, my butthole doesn't. Your butthole is not going to make you're not going to make it off your butthole. You don't want any club to remember us. You remember the girl they had the butthole jokes? If you had to guess the percentage of your jokes that are around the butthole. I brought all of them that fit in 60 seconds. Like these are all of them and they're tight 60, you know. So I knew they were perfect. You're pushing the butthole jokes.

I can't. It's on my mind. You and a lot of predators want to fuck you in the butt. You do know that, right? That's true. A lot of predators. Yeah. I mean, I think every man is a predator because every man wants to fuck you. Oh my goodness. That is incredible. I didn't realize Alyssa Milano was on tonight's show. And I'll tell you how you encourage and predators. Just do 10 minutes of butthole jokes. Well, I'm just, I'm just saying. If I talked about my butthole straight for a minute and a half, I would totally expect to get butt raped afterwards. Wow. You would expect it? Yep. In West Hollywood, absolutely. Well, I think it's just you guys can't stop thinking about my butthole now. We can't stop thinking about your butthole because you talked

about it for two minutes. Well, it is very cute, you know. Oh, really? It is really nice. I can't last time you looked at your butthole. Oh, you gotta do a mirror check like once a week. Don't do this. I'm telling you. Set yourself for a charge. Don't do it. Yeah, this is it. Get it. You can't edit live, right? And there was that night that he fucked me my butt because I did 10 minutes worth of butthole jokes. So Molly, what else do you do other than comedy and butthole jokes? Well, I also love nature. Yeah. I'm a big fan. I try to go out into it as much as possible. I think Los Angeles has some of the best nature in the world just outside of city. I know I heard it. What do you like to do nature wise? Get a butthole pot. No, that's I don't think you heard

my nature. That's the opposite of what I like. What type of nature are you into? I like all of it. The trees, the flowers, the rivers, the gorges. Okay. What else are you into? Any other hobbies or fun facts about you? Yeah, I like to dabble in witchcraft. Oh my goodness. Really? This is very exciting. It can be. What type of witchcraft do you do? Well, type specifically spell magic, but I also do a lot of essential oil magic. What types of spells have you done on people or can you talk about it? I don't do spells on people. Do you smudge people? Yes, of course you smudge people. I'm a smudge hit now. I'm all about smudge life. Yeah. Wow. Yeah, it really does kill. Palo Santo. Yeah, Palo Santo. You gotta get your Palo Santo,

you know, from a place that you respect that's not raping the culture. You're talking about sage? Sage is also a good one. I see the family of it. Palo Santo is a big deal. Common, the rapper, Common introduced me to Palo Santo. They have these sticks, right? And I was hanging out with him and he kept lighting his stick and it kept going out. And I was like, I thought he had a blunt. I'm like, past the shit. But I didn't know he was trying to get rid of evil spirits and shit, Palo Santo. It's a good smell too. It is a good smell. You know, Jesky grew up as a witch, a Wiccan. Wow. Half Wiccan. All right. But Victoria Fontaine III is a pure Satanist. So what types of big spells have you done on anything? Can you give us an example of something that you've done?

I mean, no spell is a big spell. Spell magic is ritual and spell magic is practice, like anything, like comedy. So you just, you do it. Is there anything that you've ever done with a spell in which you're like, whoa, we did something crazy here? Absolutely. Okay, so that, that'll be the reference. Absolutely. Conjured a house. So I think properties are conjuring you as much as you're conjuring them, but conjured the exact place that was perfect for us. And it came to us from two different places. Here's my thought. You know a lot. You know a lot about buttholes. Well, only my butthole to be fair. I don't know anything about your buttholes, sir. This is me just being really critical and honest. You talked about witchcraft is a lot more interesting to

talk about your butthole. That's absolutely true. Everybody's got a butthole. But I, nobody's got witchcraft. I knew that the butthole jokes were the thing to do at the comedy store. It's not that. That is a huge misconception that they literally in the belly room here, but not in the main room. Yeah. I really thought you were going to like my butthole jokes a lot more. Quite honestly, because I laugh at them and I think they're hilarious, but nobody hears this if you laugh at yourself. Really comedy. Oh, you laugh at yourself. You're not going to go nowhere. Oh, yeah. Of course. Of course. Of course. I thought you're saying I didn't like my own jokes. I think. No, you're good. You're good. You're good. Red Band laughed a lot. He's the

butthole aficionado. Oh, I like farts and poop. I don't give a shit about buttholes. You talk about buttholes. No, I don't. But you don't think they're funny. Buttholes are hilarious. I never talked about buttholes. Maybe I didn't serve up the butthole in the right way, but come on. Buttholes are funny, you guys. I don't think so. I want to smudge your butthole joke right now. Okay. Okay. You said you conjured property, right? Yes. That's what she said. So are you saying that the homeless should just conjure homes? Well, they're not practicing their spill magic. That's for sure. Or food. What do you mean when you say that you conjured a home? Worked mentally and thought about what we wanted specifically and did it in a way that was ritual and did it multiple

times and then got exactly what we wanted. Put your energy into it. Put your intention into it. Where did the witchcraft come into this? Intention is witchcraft. Witchcraft is intention. Oh, we're all witches then. Absolutely. If you use it correctly. I love that. Yeah. That's interesting stuff. Witch, bitch. I'm a witch, bitch. Did you say that? I love that. Well, very fun to, very fun to meet. I want to have anal sex now. Wait, what? Not me, but she's got me all excited about buttholes. There was a whole lot of butt in there. We learned that red band doesn't even like buttholes. He just likes poop farts. Poop and farts. That's all I care about. But the butthole, the way it comes out is not funny. Just the things that come out. Just the sounds. Okay.

You know, next to come back again and next time, we'll figure out more about you hearing a minute that doesn't have to do with all buttholes. You got it. No buts about it. There is she goes Molly Hale, everybody. Molly Hale. Molly Hale. And she talked about her butt. She does witchcraft and conjures houses. She does witchcraft and conjures house. She's a weird witch. She's a witch girl. That's hilarious. This is a very exciting part of the night, ladies and gentlemen. This is a first in Kiltoni history. Last week, Michael Lair challenged Jeremiah Watkins to a monologue battle for Rambo. This all started weeks ago when Michael Lair politely asked Jeremiah if he could borrow

a wig to which Jeremiah Uppity Lee replied, Well, I normally don't do that. The rest is history. The rivalry started weeks ago. Tonight it will be settled. The loser of this monologue challenge, the rumor is, is that the loser will have boiling water poured on them at a later date in the parking lot of the comedy store. Again, I repeat, the loser will have boiling water poured on them. It could be Michael Lair who has a debilitating disease. ALS could have, we could, we might have to pour boiling water on him. This is what they agreed on people. I don't know. I mean, you know, I just, I'm just an official in this. I didn't create this battle. This was sent. I'm still stuck up off the butthole. I know. It's hard for me to shake the

butthole. I want to see your butthole now. Well, the butts are about to become what's my friend because Oh, shit. Oh, wait. No, no, no. I don't want you to miss the Rambo monologue. We'll get her, we'll get her a drink. I don't want you to miss this Rambo thing because I don't know what's going to happen here. I need you up here for this. Now. So, uh, oh, I need a coin. That's right. I never found that quarter that I brought. It slipped out of my pocket. So we're going to flip a coin and, um, and then we are going to, uh, depending on which way the coin lands, that's going to decide who goes first and who goes second in this. I'm going to flip a memory card. Very good. That was great, red band. Just throw things here. Flip a memory card. Catch.

Except you didn't even say catch. Uh, so okay, let's do it this way. If it's the sandbisc side, Michael Lair will go first. And if it's the blank side with the USB port, Jeremiah will go first. And here we go. All right. That's sandbisc. Ladies and gentlemen, going first tonight, the man who started all of this, doing the final scene from Rambo first blood. Ladies and gentlemen, it is Michael Lair. Here we go. Cue me. Oh, you want me to do that one line? Yeah. What is it again? No, uh, you can't handle. It's over. Rambo, it's over. Nothing's over. Nothing. I destroyed this war you did. And I did everything I had to win. And somebody wouldn't let me win. And then I come home to the world

and all these maggots at the airport. Yeah, let me call me names like baby killer. Who are they to say shit? They don't know who I be. They don't know who I be where. And then when my friend Frank, you thank me. I want to go home and try my shabby. I'm like, Frank, I can't find your legs. Frank, I don't know where your legs are. I think about it every time. I want to go home. Wow. Bravo. Oh my goodness. He nails the best of Salon's voice. That is Sylvester Stallone. I can't believe we got the actual Sylvester Stallone to come here tonight. Oh my goodness. That's Michael Laird. Yeah. I'm Sylvester Stallone after riding 100.

That is incredible. That was very impressive. I thought you were the actual Sylvester Stallone. Yeah, I get that a lot. It wasn't until you waved and did a normal face in which I realized that that's Michael Laird. Yeah, you're like, oh, yeah, that's a friend of mine or something like his mouth is full of dicks. Yeah. Yeah. Or buttholes. You sound exactly. I wish. That was an impressive performance. Well, I'm a trained best man. Indeed. It's going to be very hard to beat that. Is there anything else you'd like to say before we bring out Jeremiah to give his who Jerry? Yeah, Jerry. Jerry Watkins. I can just tell I don't know this for a fact, but I can almost guarantee he must hate that name more than anything. Oh, I've accidentally called him a few times. My uncle is

Oh, yeah. He hates me. Of course he does. Jeremiah is a saint and so he can kiss the eyes of the Hollywood. I'm a Shelley. All right. Well, with no further ado, though, I do believe it's time that we bring him out. This is the man that you challenged in this. This all started because he would not give you a wig. Ladies and gentlemen, here he is with his version of the final scene from Rambo First Blood. I present to you the one, the only, the leader of the band, Jeremiah Watkins. Here we go. It's Jeremiah. Oh my goodness. Here he comes. Oh my God. Oh, shit. Oh, shit. Oh,

and the winner is this. It's over Rambo. Nothing is over. Nothing. You just turn it off. It wasn't my war. You made it. My war. I try to come back to this world. I see all those magazines in the airport, protests in me, spit me, call me baby killin' all kinds of vile crap. Who are they to protest me? Who are they? Let's say, spit me and spit that and all the hell they out of there.

He gave me a friend showing, called my name. He said, I want to go home Johnny. I want to drive my Chevy. I said, with what? I can't find your fucking legs. I can't find your legs. I live with this every day. Every day, seven years, I live with this. Sometimes I wake up. I don't know where I am. Sometimes I don't talk to anybody for a day. Sometimes I'm weak. This is what I have to live with.

Wow. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. That was such a great performance. Can you do that in your Michael Lear voice? Oh my goodness. Here we go. Let's go. It's over Rambo. Nothing's over. Nothing. Oh shit. Look at this.

This show is completely out of control, ladies and gentlemen. This is unbelievable. Next week we will be pouring boiling water on Michael Lear. This is very exciting. I'm kidding. Michael, come back here. Take a bow. Come back here. Roll backwards. Jeremiah Walkins and Michael Lear. That went Jeremiah. Oh no, Rambo's dead. Rambo doesn't die. Come on, Rambo. Yeah. Yeah. What a performance. Both of you way above and beyond. That is better than any Rambo movie I've ever seen. What you guys did here tonight. Get the camera on these guys. Look at this. I mean, just incredible. Absolutely. I do believe the next Rambo he is in a wheelchair.

So we're really ahead of the curve on this one. Incredible performance, gentlemen. I think it's really tough to decide. By round of applause in this room, how many of you think Michael Lear won that? All right, that's pretty good. How many of you think Jeremiah Walkins won that? Actually, that's pretty close. You know what? We're going to pour boiling water on both of them next week. Yeah. Yeah. How exciting. An unbelievable performance. Michael Lear comedy.com. Jeremiah Wonders on social media. Jeremiah Walkins on social media. Jeremiah Wonders is his podcast. He's got a big one this week teamed up with Adam Ray to make a little bit of a Dr.

Phil meets the billionaire who you saw earlier. It's very, very, very fun stuff he's doing over there on Jeremiah Wonders. Go check out Michael Lear's Easter Seals video. Yeah, give him some views, guys. Tell your friends, man. Jeremiah is also coming to Raleigh, North Carolina, August 13 to the 15th, Minneapolis, August 26 to the 29th. He does dates are announced, and they will be canceled as he gets closer to them. But you could buy tickets because that's how it is. He's getting the gigs, but he will cancel. Whoa, look at those. Look at the drawn on muscles there. That is impressive. Don L. Rawlings is the host of the Don L. Rawlings show. Our first guest back. Come on, guys.

I mean, seriously, I'm telling you, I really appreciate what you guys do. This was unexpected. I wasn't booked. I was just hanging out. I wanted to see who was here. I appreciate what you guys are doing and all the talent that came to stage. I know fucking usually when you have an audience, you feel it, but to be able to perform, this was almost like producing a TV show. You guys doing a good job of it. And you guys doing a good job of keeping the Kill Tony brand alive. Thank you. You absolutely made my night by popping in here. I mean, I just feel so happy. So thank you so much. I'm positive that the fans of the show lost their minds when we brought out a guest. It's almost a component of the show that everybody forgot about. And we dropping our podcast tomorrow

to Don L. Rawlings show. That's right. It's a good thing. I'm really having a good time doing it. Go subscribe to that. Give it a like, give it a love. And Don L. Rawlings, thank you so much. You're the best. The great Jetski Johnson was here all night. She's on social media Jetski Johnson. She's also the owner of the cutest dog in the world. Swink. I just did that air with Brian Holtzman, red bands of one of his other podcasts. It was really fun. I love that. The great Chroma Chris was here on the base all night long. He's that Chroma Chris on social media. What else, Chroma? What do you think about tonight's episode? Oh, Tony, it was it was rich, Tony. I fucking knew you were going to say that. And the great Joel Berg Joel Jimenez mostly

sorry. He's got a new episode of mostly sorry is podcast. Ryan J. Let's see that drawing. Joel, anything else? Mostly sorry podcast with David Deere. We premiered again on Wednesday at five. Look at that drawing. Oh, my God. Very monopoly themed, incredible fucking drawing. Bring that up here. We got to get a look at that. Again, special thanks to Michael Lair and Jeremiah Watkins. That was much more entertaining than I thought it would be. Very great job, guys. I mean, I believed in you both and all before, but I was just really impressed with your acting. More Jeremiah than Michael really. I thought Michael was going to do what Jeremiah did and really commit. But Michael Lair made himself laugh halfway through it,

and he will feel the wrath of boiling water on next week's show. Very exciting. Red band. Hey, I got a new show for all you guys that actually like e-bikes. It's called loophole. It's at Desquad dot TV. Wait, you have an e-bike show? I sure do. Lean into it, guys. I know it's really cool. It's with Dylan Thompson, who's a really awesome e-biker. So check it out. Wait, e-biking is a thing? Yeah. Is this a joke? No. Do you guys ride bikes on it? We've ridden bikes together on it, but you guys just pod. No, we podcast. We pretty much look at all his videos and talk about e-biked news and stuff. Wow. That's so cool. All right. New episodes of a roast master class out every single week.

Fun stuff happening over there. That's a patreon.com back slash hinge cliff tour dates. All of August is being rescheduled and it looks like September is in the process of being rescheduled as well. So good luck and thank you and sorry. I mean, what do you say during a pandemic? I don't know, but good luck to all of us and hopefully we'll be back out on the road again soon. Again, thank you. Don L. Rollings. Incredible stuff. Good night, everybody. You