KILL TONY - KT: Behind the Tape (Ep: 781 Jeff Arcuri)

Episode Date: August 22, 2026

An exclusive, behind the scenes look from KT Episode 781 KT guest Jeff Arcuri. Jeff Arcuri, Pat O'Neill, Ari Matti, David Lucas, Dedrick Flynn, Mike Finoia, D Madness, Michael A. Gonzales, Jon Deas, Matthew Muehling, Grooveline Horns, Joe White, Troy Conrad, Tony Hinchcliffe, Brian Redban - RECORDED – 08/03/2026 Watch Kill Tony and other exclusive content, ad free! Plus tons of perks. Get Kill Tony + for $5/month now at https://killtony.supercast.com/ Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

And we've been in Austin for six years, and we did it in LA for seven years before this. So we're in year 13. Yeah, man, I was listening. I was trying to doing one-nine hours with comics listening to like Iron Paisry episodes. Yeah. Because it was the only like real comedy to listen to me. Yeah. You could listen to a, you know, and we've kind of gotten away from it,

but it's always great when there's a touch of it. But back then, even for people like us, you know, I'm like 20 years in next May. How about you? 16. Right. So back then, 13 years ago, you know, it was the only thing where you could get like a little tidbit. Maybe not from me, but from a Jimmy Carr or whoever, right, that had been doing it as long as we're doing it now. Back then.

And a little tidbit where it's like, God damn it, maybe editing really is. important yeah you know yeah there's like I said you were comic watching that show was cool because the advice was just important isn't exactly we love hearing that that works really like you know now when you do it and watch when you said you know we're gonna do one more budget there's like excitement about that yeah yeah yeah and sometimes the sometimes the wildest things happen yeah we found a like a I think a 7 80 year old man the other day won a golden ticket like he was just So fucking funny.

Yeah. So funny. And the guy's been waiting his whole life to be discovered. He's been doing comedy 30 fucking years or whatever. And he's like, this is the best fucking day of my goddamn laugh. It's from Atlanta, Georgia. The joy, you can see it. Yeah.

I think like those are my two favorites were like the two Bickens episode. That's the close to like sending you a long-ass message back. I love that. Yeah. The joy, when he proud, he love him, you know? You man. Aaron Belial said. Mm-hmm.

I love that. That's great. That's what it is. You know, I keep it loose. It's like that, you know. It's like, and sometimes people around me, you know, whether it's Red Band or the panelists or whoever, is like, what are we? What's going on? Let's get out of here.

And I'm like, come on. You know, got to, like, go with it. It's got to come from like here, not some strategic planned thing. But yeah, that Aaron Belial episode, we know. never would have found Aaron. Right. Ever. She's like, yeah.

And man, that's, he fucking, dude, he's rich. He's doing well. I had him open on the Great Horse couple times. Since I met him there, I had him do it again, and he's just like, this poser, and getting it up with this Sarah Bofman playing and dropped it off. Oh, that's funny. He just keeps dropping it for like 10 minutes. I didn't know.

I haven't even seen. I haven't even seen that. That's so good. He's like, I have to do merch for my clothes, and I was like, I don't get it, he's like, you'll get it. And I'm like, you have to do that every show. How many snack? When do you stop snacking?

Do you just shit every time I, you're not around me? You're, I never see you not eating. Hey, what are these carrots? Hey, what's this? Have another bowl of pasta? What a type of tapeworm do you have? You have a table. You have a...

Do you know you have a tapeworm? I'm a growing boy. Look, you're behind the scenes on a behind the scenes episode. This is Peter Short. Hi. He eats snacks all day and night and videotapes things. One of the greatest directors in the comedy business right now. This is where he lives.

He lives inside of this. Do you get... Can you get this? Wow, that's good. That's very good. Why do you keep it down? to develop in a dark piece. My ear canals have been dry lately.

Have you have this too? Dry. Dry ear canals. Clean as hell. Flaky ear canals. So get ready for that, since you and I are trading on and off symptoms. Like dry.

For no real reason. An entirely new thing. Well, you probably don't even know. Yeah. I have a feeling you're not checking those ear canals. checking those ear canals. Hi. How my two favorite little eight eyes over here?

They really do. That's Uncle Laser there in the poor spot. Heck ya. Aaron Helts, Uncle Laser, Dedrick Flynn, Pat O'Neill. Oh, it's gonna be a much show. Great to officially eat it. Oh, yeah. Thank you, Tony.

Thank you. Did you guys meet Jeff? It's Jeff R. What? I got a pretty good horse, too. Hey, I like that. Oh shit. I'm just chill.

What's going on? Good to see you. You got to meet it? No, no, I'm going on as well. I didn't see you. I just saw a misshapen woman walk by. I'm like, maybe. Maybe David's leading up another wookie of the year.

Looky of the year. See, I'm done making fun of you. I'm just going for your ladies now. You never give me anything to work with. You wear plain black clothes. You love the man. That's what it is, brother. Okay, good.

I don't feel bad. You know what? Don't bring her on the stage video. I said he's always bringing some big mis-shaping, Wookey of the year. We like that ass, right? Oh, that's good. Yeah.

Hey, this guy, this is a boy, go. Oh, my God. You're like, looking at here. Oh, my God. Yeah. Like, all their roots, like,

the way they can find it. You know who lit is up this when you can? I'm talking about so, like, God, great. Aaron Fowlow. Yeah. It's so funny.

Jeff was just saying that he saw Aaron killing it, that he has this big closer and all this stuff. The day before, that motherfucker, I was like, I had to go out there, well, he's in his own. You are right? Yeah. Everybody's, that murder. Yeah.

Everybody's that murder. I love it. There's no weakly. Yeah. Like, it's just bam, man, man, man, man. Yeah. That's what it's all about. There's nothing like it, by the way.

Scottie said he's going to retire on our tour. Yeah. Oh, yeah. He's working. Everyone's working. All right. Before we get into it, I got to tell you guys about something. We just launched Kill Tony Plus. Here's the deal. You sign up. You get every new episode ad-free and uncensored. We're giving members a brand-new angle of the show that's never been seen before. This is as close as you can get to sitting in the audience. You also get bonus content. Q&A episodes, behind-the-scenes stuff, extra bits you're not getting anywhere else. And there's perks on the merch store. store two. It's five bucks a month. That's less than a cost of a beer or a pack of cigarettes or a lot of fun things. Links in the description or go straight to killtony.com to join. This is a very, very exciting

opportunity for all you diehard fans and super haters. Go to killtony supercast.com. All right, back to the show. Red band. Is everything okay? You look concerned over there. How's it going? It's a well-oiled machine. It's a well-oiled machine. Look the shirt. I can't even see if it's a freaking shirt. Perfection every Monday is crazy.

I know, right? It really is. Every girl I run across ask me does how to eat. I'm like, yeah, but she works out for five hours. Yeah. Just slamming jumbo jacks up. Did you say we have the same exact deal plan? Is that connect in the back place?

Wow. Big back Heidi all the time. Wow. Big back, hide. I probably eat as much as you nodded. I'm on Zepbaud. I can't eat shit. Oh, shit.

No, I eat a lot. That shit will make it bones brittle. What are you trying to get skinny? Zip bob. He loves brittle. Peanut brittle. I don't want to be skinny. I don't want to be skinny, but when I shot that movie this...

You don't have to worry about that. You don't have to worry about that. When I shot that movie, they should, It was so demanding. I want to do more movies. Like, you know, shooting for four months. Like, it was like, because I had a lot of stunts. You know what I'm saying?

So I was like, man, for the next movie. You did stunts? Oh, look. Let me see if I here. Deadrian could have filmed it. To Tom Cruise a black. Deadly. It's a dark storm.

Yay. Before and after. Tom Carnival Cruise. It don't stop, baby. It was a motherfucking... Looking like a butterfly. Looking like a mothp. Looking like a...

Up here looking like a motherfucking a wasp. I say that every week. Out here looking like a motherfucking ladybug. He said, uh, do you think it was a bug? Yeah. Was there good coverage of that, like of us, like, side laughing? Oh shit, you were running.

Oh, no, you're on the golf cart. Oh, my God, no way. How did you do that? Well, he fell out of a golf cart. It's much more believable than him running. You saw that ramp, when you go, that ramp, they have a thing tied to you that pulled you out gently, but you still hit hard.

You know what I'm saying? Damn. That's pretty crazy. That's serious shit. I thought the son was you running. Yeah. Yeah, here's another one. The fight's me.

Oh shit. But it's just a wampum. It's like a day. It's just weird. Yeah. It's in Shakespeare. There's like you do. Oh, yo.

It's like a day is, man. You know what I'm saying? Yeah. Save your energy laser. How many drinks have you had today? Why are these cocaine guys all in denial about doing cocaine? A man can't quit. Hot heads are like, potheads are like, why do you have some weed?

Let's smoke. Cocaine people are like, ah, I've been sober six months. It's like, no you, no you haven't. I can't drink like I used to without cocaine. Go ahead. What are you doing? Who looks at fucking world-class sushi and doesn't take one? We just picks it up and puts it down back.

All right. I'm coming back. I have to look at what I'm good at. Oh, I've never seen that table. Almost got it all there. I've never seen that table move before. Oh, he can move. Well, these two putting their legs together

can budge the unbudgeables. I haven't seen so on the end of it. Look at these two. These are two of the absolute funniest human beings on planet Earth. They can do anything right now. They are unstoppable. They are unstoppable.

You get ready because that's the future. We're all gonna be asking them for work in 10 years. They crack each other up so they can't be stopped. Yes, the real deal, Pat O'Neill, ladies and gentlemen. The true closer. What is it? We're getting there. You still have a while, so you need to.

to like drink a water or something. I've seen this before. And then you go, man, Tony, last time I was excited, I'd done a podcast that day, I was five beers in, I didn't realize I need another shot, I'm ready this time. Whoa, do you write that in Tuscaloosa last year? You like how I just made that up off my head? Let's get it.

All right. We'll be missing. Can't wait to have you. It's September next month. You gotta let me know. I'm not in the I'm fucking spats We got so much

Yeah, I'll get my ass crack in there Yeah, you gotta delete that Immediately For sure, are you guys hungry? We got so much bullshit I mean, they don't want it, I'm like, fuck it was, then I ate, so now. Yeah, I'll get something like

When there's like downtime But that looks so, what is it? Oh nice nice Nice that looks fire Who's ready to start tonight's fucking show huh? First time guest we go solo one guest I like to break them in and and you know have them on get them feel the rhythm before before ever having them on as a solo guest but tonight's special is this guy's special this guy fucking hilarious. He's taking over. He has a brand new Netflix special that's absolutely crushing it.

He's crushing it online, crushing it in life. And I know for a fact that he knows the show. So, ladies and gentlemen, it is a pleasure from me to introduce his first ever time on panel, one of the top rising comedians in the world. In fact, he has risen. His Netflix special, nice to meet you, is killing on Netflix right now. Make some noise for the Kiltzomi panel debut. Welcome. Thank you, dude. I'm excited, man. What's up, Austin? Beautiful people out here. real Texans. You got this guy who definitely makes bombs in a shed somewhere. How are you feeling right now?

I feel good. You're good. You crushed it last set, bro. That was amazing. How did that feel? That was terrified and that was all fighter flight. I was just going on instinct. That was the scariest thing I've ever done. And I've been in a house fire. Wow. Yeah. Was it, because you came with the buddy right so yeah on the drive home how was that like well we had another comic with us also

who did not get pulled uh jaco giger and very funny funny comic got like girl and uh we felt that from though like every time we got apologize that's sorry jaco's like we don't that's that's all that's that's awesome man how how did the wife feel about it she didn't get it first Like I had a corner, I knew with the show, that I told her I got a golden ticket. So I don't know anything. I'm like, what's my picture? American Idol. I'm Kelly Clarkson.

Like, I just fucking, we just did a big. This is the start of the career. This is what we were working to. This is a big, it's not a get out of jail free card, it's more like a ticket to work. How do you feel about your set for tonight? My set for tonight, I believe that it works. The ground and I know it works. It's going to work.

It's going to work. Last question. When's the last time you watched trans porn? As a straight white man, I believe that trans porn is the straightest porn. Because, I mean, regular porn's 50-50. You get a woman and a man that's 50-50. But with trans porn, you can play with those percentages, you know? Like, as in doing proper research on it?

Yes. It's been a few weeks. I might need to look into it. Awesome? How are these beautiful people out of here? These real Texans. You got this guy who definitely makes bombs in a shed somewhere. Got a guy with an Indianapolis Colts visor on for some reason.

Nice. Very weird choice. Never really understood the visor. Just a little something to keep the sun out of your eyes, right? But the top of your head free? Hell yeah. That's in case. It's okay.

A man that has a specific way to use the sun. I mean, still wants that heat on top of the head, but can't have it in your eyes and you don't wear sunglasses, do you? You do? Wow, you hate the sun. Everybody, and welcome, Jeff. Thank you. Fun to have you. You told me earlier that you were watching episodes a long time ago.

You all know this show. So I'm so excited to have you here. Nice to meet you. It was out now on Netflix. We're going to have some fun tonight. You know how the show works, but let me tell you, this is it. This is the real deal right here. Over 200 names have signed up tonight in this.

magical bucket. You know what I'm going to do? Just because I feel bad for making fun of them during the first commercial break. Hold things improvised. Be you guys ready to start tonight's fucking shower water. When we go wrangle that first bucket pole, I am excited about this. We have a golden second winner cashing in for his very first time. The last time he was on, he fucking crushed firefighter from Louisiana. Ladies and gentlemen, make some noise for the first return of Aaron Helps, everybody. I like to give my hair the Wondercuts. And if you don't know what a Wondercuts is,

it's like a Supercuts, but all the women do heroin. And that's a lot of fun. They're falling asleep with scissors next to your year. Just admitting the crimes that you've never even heard of. Just, I stabbed my boyfriend 18 times. And then a snail trailed his car. You're like snail trailed his car. That's when he shit on the windshield.

And you're like, oh, lady, I don't think you're getting your kids back. Not with this haircut. They call it the wonder cuts because you wonder what the fuck is going on in there. You wonder how a business can operate with six women falling asleep in their own haircut and chairs.

Just scalping, motherfucker. Just meow. I'm sorry, did I get you? I'm sorry, man. You wonder who's gonna fix this fucking haircut? Because I had a lady one time, she was trying to give me a fade, but she was already pre-fated. So it was just a stark line, just up.

And eventually she looked at me and she was like, I just got out of jail. So I was like, yeah, I was just wondering that. All right, that's my time. My name's- Hell yeah. Aaron, welcome back, my friend. He's good at going first, because he's fucking autistic and nothing phases him. Yeah, he doesn't feel it.

I always don't feel shit. That's why he's why he's. is the best person to go first. I love him. Bro, you get done. The crowd on, you get a baby. Because sometimes the middle is the best. I'm glad we got more going to take people in regulars now.

Yeah. Because when it was just me and William, we had no choice but did. And back then, I think we would be drinking like a lot. Yeah. So my time, bro. That's what William used to get slidzer. I never even bought.

Like, I don't think wash, right. It sucks, though, but Brooke William was unstoppable. Bro, he was, bro, he was, I don't know what it is about comedians having the tissues that makes them, like, have a superpower. Aaron, thank you so much. Congratulations on your first cash in. You made a long drive to be here tonight. We're going to keep it moving.

Aaron helps us starting the show. And now to the bucket we go, ladies and gentlemen. This is where shit gets wild. How are you, bro? I'm good. How do you think it went? I think it went well. You did, bro.

I was sorry, it was solid. I'm sorry, it was solid. I'm thinking of that. Are you going back to Louisiana? Yeah, tomorrow. Dude, good job, man. Thank you. I hope I can keep climbing.

For sure. The only difference is is that, like, now you get, like, live reaction to, like, what it is, as opposed to it just going out on TV and people have their own. That's all that. I think that might be better not knowing.

Oh, not no one? Yeah, because the tickets don't necessarily. Like, if you're looking at what people were saying, and then the verses you want to take it out and like what I really do, like this is long for our comedy, because I mean you kind of like, Southern people we got a long for comedy. It's like you've got more, you're trying to have more fun. Like you get to do your thing.

And people were just like, some people just look at me and like, okay, no, I like him, he's funny here or no. Like I get him and they want to come see more than just, they want to be able to like look at it. Like you're off the phone and it's like bigger, you're tall, like, you're going to be. It's insane to think about it. It's like it's that giant. Like I'll get like a message a dude from Ireland like, like, hey and the boys all get together and watch you. and like the ones from like a month ago were as good as the ones from like the last three you've been doing I'm glad you got your shit together we didn't kind of like but then you'll

still get the same as if you're like I still like the whole stuff like really good kind of have that thing and then you can just kind of like piece it together like what you like because that is the best thing about the live reaction is like okay y'all all really like this thing like this got the most like chairs just like okay so why did y'all like that was it my energy wasn't how I was saying the end was the speed like you it's just a fucking weird but when you get you're like say if you get like a dogtail special you'll be like you already had to yeah you've already shown two one minute special so it's like a lot easier that's the problem is that the lights on a camera right i'm sorry my damn i need to break up your black panther party my bad for me my bad for breaking up your black panther

party dude at the n wcpa whatever to fuck a couple weeks about yeah by the fuck these people up dude tell my men Act 10 minutes are touch. Yeah, you know, 45 hours, hours, you've been doing seven years. Hurry on. You're scared! Yeah, I'm three years in. Oh, yeah.

Are you out of your mind? You got some shit of Bluetooth fan. Sorry, you're a drum dropper. Stop it. But it was nice to do the tape. Yeah. You get on from the niggins. You said you're at Lake Charles?

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. In Baton Rouge, they have this club called the Silly Rabbit. Silly Rabbit? It's like the only all-black club in... Why I gotta be all black? Because they don't let me work there, so I'm saying Dendrick would definitely... Is that only comic club in Stoney, Louisiana?

Yeah. And then old boys who run that bullshit at the VFW, I did that before. Yeah, fuck that. What's him that? He paid me good. Jeff Vance paid you good? He had to. Because I kept you.

turn on his office. I thought he was giving you shit offers. He gave me shit off of you. You talking about the guy who do it at the VFW, right? He does it at fruit stands, he does it at 5, he'll do it on this couch. So he gave me, we did the VFW. So we did the VFW, and I told the only way that I was going to come was there were going to be two shows and it's got to be 85, 15 split. And I said, I need to know the numbers daily and I'm going to count them. And then I did two shows at that big ass place. And then I did two shows. And then I did two shows. sold out shows in New Orleans that some like 100-seater comedy that don't exist no more. Yeah, uh, he's fucking nuts.

What is that? What is that? If Pat calls somebody, that's right, yeah. I'm going to those people with things like everybody remembers the last time it was on. Bro, he's the worst. He wanted to be outside. He's up by Jesus said, that was great and not just like stared at him before a minute. You just thought he's not accommodated for 30 years.

How would it's like mostly church and something? What? I'm gonna step in the shot. What's that funny? What's it? What's up, bro? What the heck? What the heck?

What? I work for Ability 360, and I work really hard to make sure that all disabled people are able to do whatever they want to do. I do the exact same thing with my golden tickets. I don't know if you've seen it. Oh, we've noticed. Trust me. I know. All right, Dave.

Thank you very much. You're making fun of disabled people. You're a little bit. There you go. We're in a little shawl. We're in plaid. Wow, like I said. He's actually, there's 20 people in there that haven't even been on the show.

He's not like, it's the words though. There's a fucking list when people are named on him. Guess. What did you did this picture too? Well, I've been a guest on the show. He was going to do the show. I'm talking to, I don't respect you, I'm trying to rip in the other show. I guarantee you, I'll get in there.

He was on the, like I have video proof. I have video proof, yeah. There's video proof, yeah, that he was in. If you guys have to be on the show, you could be the big of the show. You think or you know? I know, I mean, I was in here with Tony. I don't know. He asked me to hear the show to call me out right now, but you're not on my list,

but it's time to go. No, I get what you're doing. I'm just saying. I think or are I'm okay. I don't know what you're nice. I can, I want to read this list out. If you don't hear your name, Look.

I'm here. Okay. Disease is from . I don't need to be in. We have to be in. All right. Go. Go.

Hey. Well, I'm here. College. Joe. Stoches. Andy. Parenthood. Kempuskwin

Ormash. Andy. Oh. They know I never going to work. So here. Now, I'm not. There's no one to hear. Okay.

No, I can, can I grab water and get out? Do what you gotta do, but you think I, I don't even like to do that. Let's just gotta do it. I'm just coming back here, I'm hosting them like here. You're right, guys, like, you get in and other Kiltony regular, that's why I'm, nothing to do with the feet. You know, there's a whole ass with a whole ass sign of this. I know, I gotta get them on the show. I got to get them on the show.

Yeah. That's it, that's all the reason I'm coming back here. I have a patient last keel piece of sushi. I'm sorry. Y'all know what you're doing. Y'all know what to do right now. Cut that, Tony, you never seen that. Hey.

I'm gonna be back. I'm gonna be back in like five minutes. Everyone's gotta be out. It's not supposed to be in here. That's all I said. I'm not trying to be that fucking guy. I hate this job. No, you're good.

We love you. All right. Get the food and drinks. I don't even like sushi. That was a joke, dude. I'm allergic. I love sushi. I love our sushi.

You put that in. You know how bad that sucks? To go up to him and be like, I was a guest on the show. Not exactly. It sucks. What are some people? Sarah, we love you. You killed it.

You're the best. Thank you so much. Sarah Slum. Thank you guys so much. On to the next one. We have momentum right now, which is exciting. Let's see how this goes. I have a golden ticket winner.

arrived earlier and I think he is a gold student. I just think he's a growing I'm more comfortable every time I go out there. It's very interesting, but that was really hot. You've seen many times before, it's a special I always talking about a person, much like Sarah that we've seen grow in front of our very eyes. We'll see how this minute goes.

This is one of the real, everybody you know. It's the one and only talk goldie. Okay. the behind-the-scenes show we've been polling what are you doing listen that all right film hey never done Netflix documentary oh that's more important I'll get out your way hey hey yeah yeah yeah I love me yeah oh that's a third world country now I'll be your photo I don't know what's gonna

give me first like everything that you got in there with me being in there you got blur me out you got to blur me out like if it was your little Asian dick and boy yeah we do that Nathan we would turn on a camera on to you so they see what I'm talking about it well I'm I'm I'm editing everything so and then and then I'm not the final say so like just you got it got it you got a final say I'm not gonna do your job yeah yeah yeah it could be bad for me if that gets up yeah yeah no worries no worries Tony Tony looks at everything too yeah yeah Yeah.

Well, I love you, tell me you're the king. You're the only guy that ever gave me a chance. I steal a piece of sushi every once in a while. I'm fucking sorry. And I hope I'm allowed in the green room. Thank you. What? It was...

I'm really nervous. I'm really nervous. I'm really nervous. How much time I have? You guys, you guys, you guys, jumped off the bridge. He's really trying to kill herself. Which bridge?

That was in Vegas? What bridge? Walking, like over the street? Yeah. The crosswalk bridge? Excuse me. Wow. Tell us the exact bridge.

So it was a bridge on sports. You don't know the name of the bridge that you just are. Oh. Yeah. Okay. I don't know if I can do it. I don't want I can do it. I don't know if I could do it.

Okay, give our minute and then you can have my seat. I guess we've all always jumped off. You got jumping. Yeah. And then grew it in the Texas soil and they were like, we should let it grow a little bit more. Just a reminder if anybody's ever having thoughts. We go to BetterHill.com.

You sit down with a good health town now. Daniel Van Tassel. Can tell us something else interesting about your life? Just think about your life. What kind of hobby, your special skills and talents? Uh, hobby? All right. Another bucket pool.

We know this young lady. She is very funny. She's famously been on this show before, made a huge impact, is now a regular here at the mothership and a full-time employee. Her life changed from being here in Austin, Texas. Very funny lady. This is a brand new minute from the great Annie Teicher, everybody. All my friends are getting married, having kids.

I feel behind. I've always been behind. I remember when I was 14 and I hadn't gotten my period yet. I would just pretend, walk out of the bathroom at school like, do not go in there. I just did a big period. Last one of my friends to get my period. Last one of my friends to kiss a boy. He was 16 and guess who can't coach soccer anymore.

How do you feel about tonight's set? We will see. Should be fine? Should be fine? Yeah. About three this week, so. Yeah. A little different.

How do you feel about MSG coming up? Try not to think about it. Mm-hmm. But like the most positive. Yeah. Yeah. But yeah, just like different, like putting the sets together. There's like certain jokes I have to save for that.

Yes. That like that could have put in time. Carver. Yeah, that's fucking great. You know what I mean? I'm excited obviously. For sure. You think about it too much.

Last question. Have you seen the Odyssey yet? No, I want to. I'm fucking spun out by it. How are you down? Fucking I love Christopher Nolan. Got you. The prestige, interstellar.

Great. Everybody's upset about it. Because it's woke? I mean, I don't think it's necessarily woke just because Lukita Nyong goes in it, you know? What up, dude? But, uh, yeah. I have not yet. I want to.

Thank you so much. I will see it. Yeah. Thank you, bro. All right. Annie, you are just fantastic. We love you here. Truly one of the top young rising comedians in the world.

She's there at the mothership all the time. Crushing on actual lineups with the big kids. How do you feel right now? Um, I don't know how it went. I got to ask my coworkers. No, you didn't freaking fan. Oh, thank you. You're set with amazing.

Thank you. Thanks. Oh, right here. This is trying to have a lot. Guys. Here you, okay? Take the lead forward. Okay.

I didn't need for it. Oh, thanks. You know how to go through the game. Oh, God. Oh, God. Oh, God. Okay. If a 63-year-old

marches in my room, soldier at the ready, I didn't make you pop that boner. He popped up. All right, you got a good one. Thanks, Amy. That was so great. Congratulations.

Thank you. You got a CVS? No. Do that when I got pulled. Whoa, Raul Vallejo. Look at that. Oh my god. You told us he had a big dick.

Ah, ha, ha. You got through the bucket. Congratulations. I'm a furry. Uh, a little about me? Seriously, ever since the Epstein emails came out, I can't even look at a pizza anymore. Without getting hard.

Uh, no, no, no. That sort of stuff, it's an issue all over the world. I've recently read a story about a man in the Middle East who married a child. Yeah. It's called the Quran. They put it right in the book. I would have left it out, you know? And speaking of religious texts, I just learned MindConf is still available on Amazon.

Even worse, they're selling it under cookbooks. Tell me how it went. It was fine. Hey, you can't be in here. I have to communicate. I know you're on the show two weeks ago. You gotta get out. It was good.

I tried some new stuff. Not true. Some older stuff. It's true. It was good though. It was a fun room. They're kind of smaller, so had a good time. Got you.

Yeah. What would your 23-year-old self think of you right now? He would say, wow how have you been in this past year and a half I'm 25 yeah yeah I'm Ted Burns over here before before before your very first set yeah it went viral on on YouTube like people love you on social media on the reels yeah you have your own catchphrase how do you feel right now right I feel great you know it's nice to be back here at the club and seeing the people I love you know and

it's been a fun fun a fun couple of years that's good are you going to MSG next week I am not okay well you will next year oh thanks yeah and I probably still won't be a lot in the green room take that out yeah thank you dude I appreciate it awesome yeah how that was so much better than last year you can fucking oh that was so good hell yeah Pat how do you feel right now Alright.

All right. All right. We got one with me and hiding. Yeah. How good. We'll do it again. Dude, what do you got for? Who?

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. You got one with me and hiding. All right. So, what the heck.

Oh, yeah. Now? Oh, yeah. Let's do it. This is going to make me look so cool. Oh, yeah. I love it. I don't know.

I thought you're about to put the arms together. So, I'm going to do. One, two, three. See, here's a great. Oh, thank you, Lodi. Oh, thank you, Lodi. That was cool. I got my wish right away.

Hey, asking you shall receive. Hi. How we doing, brother? Good. Great. Fantastic. I feel great about it. Jeff R. Curry is fantastic.

Ask him how he felt about it after he comes back down. Sure, sure. Or get us at the top of the stairs. in fact yeah I'm going there too we always go there after thank you my friend thanks very nice it was truly like I think watching it helped like watching the show oh yeah for sure also just no yeah it's just here for quips that's all it's let him lead man yeah yeah yeah so he's so easy just yeah it was uh it was a lot I'll say it was I knew it was thank you man it was just also a lot easier than I thought it would be like it was easier

Yeah, put those jokes in. That's the first thing I thought when I came on. Yeah, would you be fine? Of course, man. Where you go beside? Right around, right there. You gotta pee. Oh, you bet.

I gotta pee. You gonna get about things. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Can I go in here? My stuff's in here. Yeah, you're good. Can I ask you a question? Oh, what's you asked?

What was your favorite moment in the show? Okay, that's a tough one. But I don't, oh shit, my favorite moment, probably, I'm just trying to give my mind. jokes that I made but the hardest I laugh oh shit it's all the blur now post show you know what was one of our favorite was your one of your favorite moments honey I'm trying to think of for an episode like that we got here this was a fun one well I mean I'm a little bit biased because Sarah Sloan is literally my first thought was I work with the most but I mean truly

Pat O'Neill is the best for watching a fucking shooting star in real time I love seeing Annie tight shirt, pure show. She was great, too. I always love a good, like, door guy slash door girl. We're gonna kind of own that episode. Absorbed in the art form, just doing it.

My answer is Sarah Sloan. Was her coming out, crushing it. Yeah, that was great. Thank you, yeah. Nice, yeah. Yeah. You're perfect. It's great.

What is your favorite part of tonight's episode? Oh, Sarah. We have the great Tim Butterly. I didn't mean to walk through your video. I was just trying to do it. It's supposed to be an organic chaos. I ruined it. It's part of it.

The whole thing's part of it. Perfect night. Comes crashing. Get the post report from Krista Rogers there. Jeff. That looks great. Great work. Thank you, brother.

Thank you, brother. Thank you. Stay for yourself all that. Yeah. Yeah. All right. We need. I hope it's fresh.

D. What did you think about tonight's episode? interesting. I mean, you know, it had some flair. Yeah. I didn't, I didn't hate it. I thought it was pretty interesting. Some of those interviews though. You like the interviews or some of those are a lot more entertaining than the... I agree. You know what I need to dig it out of them than I. I know you got to get that shoveling teeth in there. Oh my God. The deep shovel, dude. And there was a lot of hard soil, I'll tell you. My God. And that all of a sudden the smoke clears that you find gold, right?

Right, exactly. Dude hooked his handicapped kid up to a 60 mile an hour wheelchair. Oh my God. We finally got it out of them, got it out of them, and then I go, so you rigged him up on a freeway, 60 miles an hour, going down a wheelchair, and you don't know how he died? Yeah, I know right now.

That was a really good... I'm kind of getting the feeling that we know why. Oh yeah. It's so fun, so fun, man. Getting to what? Carrie, come here. I got to tell you. I go to Eddie V's the other night. And I'm telling you, the band. And I've been there literally a hundred times on the bar side. This guy's playing the drums with the band. So fucking good. I mean, he's breaking it down. He's taking chances. No other drummer takes. Come on. And nailing all of it. And I'm seeing the musicians love it and bounce their head to it.

Dude. This guy dream who's a fucking play. Yeah. And how much good food do you get at Eddie V's every fucking other night of the week? Pines some captain and I get a lot. Are you going to damage to? I am. Like, from here? We've done us no, we're like figured out. And we've both been talking about.

Are you taking no again? Like I'm gonna say no left and right. I'm like, okay, I'm not. I can't do eight, like eight weekends. I'm perfect to get in the chair. I had a camera in there. You'll see how that much. Do you want to go to the...

You don't ever get. Men's Thursday, yeah. You don't never go back there. And Tony's gonna be there. Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, already asked him. He's gonna be the three nights ago. Cog, Cog, Cog. Cog. He's so excited for Cough.

He loves this. Brian, you know the story? Yeah. It's crazy that when we went there saw Cog, he went back there later, without us. Oh, very interesting. Why do you think that is? That is.

Very interesting. Like, if I went to a place I saw something that I don't like, I'm not going back there later. I'm not going back there ever again, probably. It's not that he didn't like it. You were traumatized. He's literally traumatized. I didn't even like that.

And I used to go to a place all the time. I don't like it at all. I don't like the thought that so many, and I know Tony's saying that, no, no, no, just don't go on Thursday anymore. Bro, if they're coming, the floors, everything full on Thursday. Friday's the worst day.

How clean you think it is on Friday, exactly. Wednesday's the day they go. Yeah, probably. The come will die. Yeah, because it takes five or six days for the come to die. Damn, it's rough. And everyone was sucking and fucking. They were jacking each other off, sucking and fucking.

That one guy had a huge dick. Huge dick. One guy had like a deformity. He was like missing an arm. There was just a hole there. One guy, yeah, had like no arm. And a guy was like beating him off in the steam room. Because he didn't have an arm.

Steve. Sucking him off. Tony's right next to him like, all right, buddy, tonight's the night. What? What night? It's like torture to me. Especially as a smoker. Yeah, I want to go somewhere where it's harder to breathe. Please, can I go there? Oh, it's just guys naked and jerking there. We didn't know, Brian. We didn't know. We didn't know. We walked into a fucking battle. I was there five years. I told Tony about that place. I was there five years in a never knew that that's happened. You want to hear something crazy? For 12 years I went two blocks away. And I would go there twice on me in the 10 years. Yeah, okay. And you never

never saw the one. I knew not to go on the on the due day. But I went on the deal, I researched what had happened. What happened? So last year, you know, it was like owned by a guy who died. His brothers. Oh, I know the brothers now own it and they own opposite days. They own opposite days and the guys are fighting. And the other brother leases out like gay club passes, 25 guys. They come in on Thursdays and every other day. If you're sweet. Don't worry about the camera. I believe it's crazy.

In a war, too much democracy doesn't make sense. I think if you force people to make decisions for things, there are some things that you shouldn't decide. side. You shouldn't have that much time on the right. Because you got that. So, we're talking about democracy. Democracy is from Greece. Tony's behind the scene footage.

This is my esteemed podcast, my trusty co-host, Grant. Adcock for the Tony behind this leaves. That, great guitars. This is certainly going to make it slant to the footage. Grant, tell them about having gay sex and what that's all about. It's a sort of an art.

Yeah, there's a, there's a bit of a chemistry to it. It's all about chemistry. Something about just the endorphins. Chemistry. Law of attraction. That's why Walter White was, turned into the podcast, it's a lot like this. It's just awful.

Just horrific. Yeah, he came and got to distract it. This guy's gonna drop. Yeah, there's a lot than a guy. Yeah. Yeah, fucking hand to go. Yeah, fucking Andy Goode. I'm sorry.

Yeah, you're a bad luck. You buy that? No, I stole it. Perfect, man. Thank you.