KILL TONY - KT: Behind the Tape (Ep: 782 Ron White + Jerron Horton)

Episode Date: August 29, 2026

An exclusive, behind the scenes look from KT Episode 782 KT guest Ron White + Jerron Horton Ron White, Jerron Horton, Pat O'Neill, Dedrick Flynn, Martin Phillips, D Madness, Michael A. Gonzales, Jon Deas, Matthew Muehling, Grooveline Horns, Joe White, Troy Conrad, Monica Parciak, Colt McNeely, Steve Glass, Nathan Poling, Tony Hinchcliffe, Brian Redban - RECORDED– 08/17/2026 Watch Kill Tony and other exclusive content, ad free! Plus tons of perks. Get Kill Tony + for $5/month now at https://killtony.super... Morgan & Morgan: You can go to https://ForThePeople.c... to start your claim. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

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Is there no audience? No there is. Yeah. Yeah. You're working so hard. We kill Tony. How we? So, real quick, you guys are brand new.

There's a couple rules. Unfortunately, no filming. I love you so much, but yeah, yeah. Quit fucking filming, y'all. If you're gonna go to the bathroom or get pizza or leave during the show, it's important that you do that after I get a name, then you have like a breathing room of like five minutes. You know, you can put money in the meter or do whatever.

But if you haven't seen me in a while, bad time to leave, I see a lot of people miss their spots for dumb stuff like that. So just be aware. Don't get too fucked up. Don't trash the place, treat the bars, nice okay cool all right let's do it all he's out mama was finer than Holly Berry look at that's me in her arms and that's my mama my mama fine it and Holly Barry you're getting that son you know you know our Catholic priest baptized kids here first because they want to go here

first yeah I was filming for like five minutes what the freak you caught me in action well I got to put on the I got to put on the Tony vest yeah wait let's see it yeah it's too hot to wear it whenever I'm outside you know but then if I come inside this is a brand I don't think you'd ever get here's a thing I've actually I've worn vest like forever it's so funny that I work for a man that wears best I hear you pop in those love crazy what do you think what we think oh holy shit and that's on Mary had a little You know?

Yeah, yeah. Hey, do you want to watch me do one thing? Yes. I always do this. Usually the first thing I do when I get here, I grab this coffee and I'll take it over here. So follow me. Thank you. Yeah.

Because you know I need that ice. Hey, Sarah. What's it doing? What a theory? Ooh. Yeah, they didn't think a lot. You dump some out. It's so sick.

It's so. all over. But this is very important. Tony needs his fuel. He gets like six shots in his coffee. So yeah, six shots iced latte. He loves oat milk. He must have oat milk. And he likes a good strong flavor. So you know, it just depends on. Mama likes the camera. He likes spit in his coffee. I didn't know that. And then I, well, normally he's here. But he's not here. Oh, thank you for me. Anytime.

Appreciate you. And there we go. Really important stuff. Designs specifically for. Names go in, stars come out. That is the entire show. I was supposed to buy the other people. Yeah.

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Yeah, that's how it goes in these fucking, in these television worlds, right? Yeah. Everything's all tight. I'm Geron. I'm Heidi. Nice to meet you. I think I look bigger on YouTube as well.

Oh, yeah. Those tall, tall. Thank you, sir. Thank you. Those honkers. One more time. Wow. It's so odd.

They barely exist. It's like a lot more. Joe White, you look great. How old are you now? 180, Tony. Wow. That's amazing. How about when, um, do you remember being on that canoe with George Washington when you guys came over to take the country?

and take the country was that when we threw the silver dollar across the Delaware I think I want now I think you're thinking of something else that's the time that you threw the diamond off the Titanic women and children last man I'm going for that lifeboat that's right you could have definitely fit on that door with Rose oh yeah bag of home yeah it goes down in the hole though in that car or whatever the car was with their chick was oh yeah rose you were with rose we almost yeah I was with we almost didn't hear the alarms go off so it's tough to get out there oh my god and you were also driving the bus when Rosa Parks got on correct oh hell yes and what you tell her you said back of the bus you actually have one of these I she's pretty sure yeah I just had those linemen hey I was just This is Geron Horton, one of my oldest friends, great comedian of, we started together at the comedy store.

He's going to be on panel with you tonight. Great. Nice to be too. We'll have some fun. Yeah, absolutely. Absolutely. We're from Atlanta, huh? Yeah.

We got fresh sushi from sushi by scratch over here. We got food over there. Make yourself in home. Make yourself. We don't start for another 35, 40 minutes. Okay. First pitch at the Astros game. Tomorrow.

Man, I practice for an hour with the Texas Longhorns, and I've been sore as fuck. I'm throwing a baseball for an hour straight. You're prerequisiting your fucking half-mound throw. Oh, my God. No, I'm on full now. You'll make it across. When are you doing the pitch? Tomorrow.

The Astros is going to be English. I was practicing. You're going to do or what? I'm throwing the first. first pitch of the Astros game tomorrow. Really? Yeah. Yeah.

It would like cut me off by the other. Oh, shit. Yeah. This is how he's gonna do it. Here's the new shit. It's so fun. Underhand. I was practicing the longhorns the other guy

at the Longhorn Stadium. I'm sorry about it. It's funny because it's the second time that I practiced something about it. Because I thought I was I was gonna have to try to kick a field goal on ESPN last season for the Magnetie show. I luckily didn't have to because I'm fucking terrible at that. I'm out here doing George Bush.

Wow, I'm gonna way down. That's great for him. Wow. If I was down here, I hit that shit right out the park, son. That shit gone 430 feet, maybe. Out the park, right? Sweet ass. I was looking like that.

Why didn't you look at that? Why didn't you look at that? looking like a motherfucker at a lot. I think of that as they said, I just want to be it. Is it great a good at a camera? He said it at a show. It was the greatest thing I've ever seen. And my entire life

had it's the greatest thing I've ever seen. So funny. I'm taking 40 minutes for a fucking Blondein'all fucking blonde guys. Always rolling a second. Always rolling the slow rolling as slow rolling as a Oh my god

146 I think it's the record I was only 144 That's not the record What's the record? Wait wait wait I've studied it in the screen I know he used to say the same thing We used to play Madden Yeah you would know you would be like

Yeah you guys have a twitch Actually we got an extra muscle in our phone I've been playing. That's not that. You do. You do. You too. I've been playing video games against the blacks for a long time.

It ain't easy. They're built for that shit. Yeah. I can't stop that. You want me to do something about it? You want to tell you. After your first one. after your first one.

JJ needs a what? He wants that stool. Why does he need a stool? What the hell does he possibly need a stool for? It's doing a minute. Oh, that's so annoying. You got this. There we go.

First couple rows here, if you guys have to go potty at some point, make sure you duck down when you get near that camera, you guys are in show business tonight. It's a real... One is one of my oldest friends in comedy. comedy do we were more guys together at the comedy store and he's one of my favorite roast writers and comedians and the other one is my dream father literally a guy that I look up to every single day I golf with him he is truly one of the greatest comedians of all time make some noise for the great But I just find, I'm fired up with that. So I feel like find ways of getting back to them.

So you might tell a customer to have a great day. That's what I mean, it's have a great day. What happens now? This is when we get to the bucket. I mean, absolutely anything could happen. It could be a crazy person. It could be the absolute future. This is the hard part about using a prop.

You gotta take it down the stairs. Little prop comedy, come up. Thank you so much. You got ready for it. Your first bucket pull in the night goes by the name of Mio Wal. Wow. Here we're going to this. One person, I was on that bridge,

he's going to have done. He's going to be a trumpeter. Okay, well, let's try. Here, let's try this. One person improv, never been done. He's going up soon. Trombone. Man, I'm glad you brought that trombone.

I'm more for trumpeter. Okay. All right, Stephen. Let's try it one more time. I have a security guard. Do you really? Yeah, three shows this weekend in Fort Worth. I killed.

You really do? Sometimes. I don't, okay. Steve. No, no, I'm serious. I do have shows. You really perform a retirement home? Yes.

How do you get those gifts? That's dead. He's one of the kids. My troupe were called five-star review. Oh, you really do improv. Yeah, R&GUE. I bet they carry a lot of the weight. Wow.

Wow. Are you masturbating enough? What are you doing with all that extra? Over in your glue. Stoke to you, you got me. I know you are, but what am I? I don't know, regular weights. Okay, how much are we talking? You doing a lot of reps? Are you doing heavy weights and low reps?

Uh, more like lots of weight, lots of weights, low weight. State your name real quick. Can't you car, Michael. With Tony or with Redband, do you have a message for them or is there something you want to bring up if you get pulled on? Yeah, next interview, I don't want to say nothing, never mind. It's going to come off as bad. Can you give us one snippet? Anywhere.

One step? Oh, I have all kinds of things I would love to say in the interview. But let's have a real interview. Let's just not talk about Mitch for 10 minutes. That's what I would say. Are you still DoorDash in or like still on the Uber East? Yeah, I'm becoming way too good at that job. It's not something to be proud of, but I'm doing really good at it.

I would like to get to a point in my life where I'm not bragging about how good I am at DoorDash. Also, Seth Rogen wanted to talk shit. I found out Seth Rogan was talking shit about me while I was delivering DoorDash. That's like the ultimate punchdown. That was interesting. What do you say about you? He said he didn't like me, which sucks because I loved him so much, and his opinion means everything to me.

I really sucks to hear that, Seth Rogen. What did he say about you? He just said he didn't like me. He said Mitch stuff, and then he said he didn't like me. And it sucks because I love him. I take his movies seriously. Excepting he was Steve Bosniak. That one was hilarious.

Yes. Yes. I forgot about the apple that. It's very forgettable. Yeah. It's really curled. It's like 25 years. There's a lot of 20 pounds.

More like curly fries than I, right? All right, Danny B. Well, you've gotten on twice in two. Just some straight up good old racism. My specialty, if you listen to CNN, you will know. That is all that I do. So then what happened? So I woke up. I thought it was like the security guard trying to get me out of there or something like that.

And then he pointed a block with like an extended bag. Oh, wow. I said I'm not from here. So it's like I'm not on kill, never been on, sort of disrespect as wild. It's like, I can't just be funny. You get me? Got to have a name, got to have this, got to that.

I'm like, gee, I just come to work. Right. Well, you have one now, Mr. Francois. And an amazing, an amazing appearance on this show. You're exactly the type of thing that we love about this show. You know, all different ages, shapes, sizes,

hairdoes, jackets, the whole thing. So congratulations. Here's a golden ticket. That's fucking. Francois. Ladies and gentlemen, following at The Comedy Cellar. Dreams are coming true.

The crowd goes wild. These racist people are mad, they're leaving. For a year and a half. A year and a half? Yeah. What is your mindset? 42 times, did you ever think your name was going to get called? I knew that at some point my name was going to get called,

so I just showed up. You know what I mean? Like, I knew the opportunity. I knew a couple of people that are already here that got called. up and like I knew that I wanted to come here and I knew I wanted an opportunity and I got it. That's great. You have such an interesting background. You were off, off, off Broadway, yeah. Your door door sales.

When did you know you wanted to be a comic? When did I know? I knew when I wanted to be a comic when I was doing theater and I was tired of the production being okay or not good. And knowing that I had no control over overall production and the time, team aspect of it. So I was just like, I'm good bro. I'm tired of having other people control my destiny. So I always was funny. I always wanted to be a performer. And then I was scared to do comedy. And then I did like a, I went, actually went to Manhattan School of comedy in the city in New York literally 15 years ago. And then I just been, I've been rocking since. For the first,

like, I would say five, six years of my comedy career, I was definitely working and I was focused on work and then like I think like eight year eight I just quit my job I was working on Wall Street I was in finance I was making like 350 400 and I walked away to sell tickets in in the West Village because West Village is like the mecca of comedy it's literally I remember I'd be walking by and I see all these guys selling tickets and I'm like damn dude I just want to sell tickets on the street so I literally I gave up my job I gave up my apartment I got a room for and I just started straight up selling tickets. I sold tickets in the West Village for like four years.

I sold tickets with Marcello Hernandez on S&L. Yeah. So I was selling tickets with dogs. I met like so many incredible people that are on Netflix, this and that now and I watch everybody get there. I'm just sitting there like, dang, son. During the interview, there was moments. It started the last four, like it was a 16 minute interview.

That's very long. Yeah, it did. It felt like five minutes, bro. bro like literally dog were you uh did you was there a point where you knew he was gonna give you the golden ticket but you like you also like asked too bro i'm the comedy seller dog close mouth don't get fed and like i you have to ask wait when you start you're already starting you're fucking stealing the show tonight oh listen what's up with my ticket at gee whoa whoa whoa whoa wow wow yeah the movie remember the titans there's no way i'm not i'm like bro i came here a year and a half. You get me? And regardless of it, I'm not going to allow just that.

I'm going to say, yo, I wanted enough to ask. Straight up. You get me? Like, how do I not ask? This is the biggest opportunity. Bro, there's, in my opinion, one of the things I said, I'm like, yo, a golden ticket more valuable than a Grammy. More people got Grammys and Golden Tickets. Straight up. And not even that. Also, like, culturally, for the fact for me to come from the Northeast, different culture altogether, also be Caribbean to still body and dominate here. You know what I'm saying? So it's just like, That for me is just like... You mentioned so many different cultures.

You're ugly. You have so many like different influences. You're like a melting pot. Yeah, absolutely. I mean, I'm... I think I'm lucky because even though my parents are... I have the immigrant experience, but I'm also, I'm black.

So I also have black experience. And then I have the suburb experience, but at the same time I have the hood experience. So it's not like I'm one of these corny suburb Negro scared of black people, you know what I'm saying? So it's always... And it's not like I'm a immigrant black people. person that disliked black Americans because I'm still like relatively black

America you feel me so it's just and then also at the same time I got I got mad for love for white people because I grew up with white people and culturally I have a lot of similarities pertaining to that so it's just like I'm lucky enough to understand multiple walks of life and I'm super fortunate for you won after this episode premiered on Monday did anyone reach out any family members anybody on the street yeah yeah it was it was it was a few What's up, dude, you got it. That's cool as shit, you crushed it.

Thank you, brother. Thank you. What would you have to tell for other aspiring comics or other aspiring actors or other aspiring door yourself or anything in their field? What would you have to tell them? People view you as an inspiration now. I know, right?

You were so funny, bro. I saw the comedy around my late 20s, mid-20s, and it's so hysterical. I didn't work to be an inspiration, but whatever, here we are, it is what it is. But I would say, we're called. hard, work hard to the point where it's undeniable, bro. Like, don't let nobody deny your work and just believe in yourself.

Like, if you work hard and you believe in yourself and you have the results, like keep on going, don't let nothing, I don't know, I'm a dog, man. You get me? And I'm like, if you want something, man, like, can't nobody stop me, bro? Like, I can't be out work and I believe that I'm gifted. So it's just I won't stop, bro. I can't stop. With your interview, it's so natural.

you feel so natural. Your improv skills are off the charts. Where does that come from? Bro, it's, it's, it's, I'm a professional, Jay. Like you got on this, it's, it's, I've been a salesperson since I would, I've been a salesperson longer than I was an adult. I started sales when I was 17. And when I started sales, I was this fat black dude working at this pretty white shop. So it was just at that point, they had me in a stock room. And one day they were short. somebody and they forced me put me on the sales floor and I ended up tripling everybody sales and then at that moment I knew that I was goat I knew that I was great because I wasn't supposed to and I think it was just more

believing in myself and also just like I do everything with love bro like and I do with like real love like I want to learn I want to understand and I care so it's just like I can't be being you get me like there's too many frauds like you can't be love bro like I really love this you get me like I really love life I really love people and I really genuinely care and like you can't can't compete with that I just believe that and oh I got God I love God God on my side you get me got on my side Jay praise most high with now your golden ticket success what do you look for now in the future what it's start working bro I just want to get

to work bro I just want to make people laugh I just want to share laughter and like do real comedy, bro. Like, I just want to, I want difficult topics, and I want to talk about difficult topics, and I'm going to put that shit in cheese and peanut butter, and you're going to enjoy the medicine. You get me? Like, I want, like, it's stupid. It's a white dog joke, but it's deeper than that, you feel me? It's more depth than that. It's the underneath. It's funny, but, like, why is it funny? My name is Steve Francois. I'm a suburb Negro. My black friends, they don't like it, they'd be real judgmental. They'd be like, yo, bro.

I don't know how you cool with white people, y'all. I don't like the way white people treat us. I feel like white people treat us like dogs. And I'm like, have you seen the way white people treat dogs? Oh, man. How good is your life? How good is your existence? You're not trying to be treated like a white dog.

So that's what I want. I'm like, it's funny, but why is it funny? So that's what I want. That's what I want to share. That's what I love this shit, bro. Honestly, bro, like, work hard, love yourself, believe in yourself. Because like no one else will. And I promise you, bro, when you believe in yourself in a way that no one else will,

they start to believe you and they know what it is. And if they don't need to, because the person that does matter that can change your life will believe me. Stay blessed. Well, if you like that last guy, this is. is going to be different. I'm telling you, you crushed it here tonight, and you are a part of absolute history, because this is

the first time ever in which we've had back-to-back golden ticket winners. Congratulations. Leave your avails. We'll get you another minute up here on this show sometime soon. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I, brother, I am happier than a pig and shit. I feel good. I'm, you know, I've been in

comedy for seven years. I've been working hard in Austin for like three and a half. It just feels like one good thing is happening after another. I couldn't be happier. I feel very good. What was your mindset heading in right before your set? Obviously, seeing someone win a golden ticket before your set, that's got to be nerve-wrecking to tell.

All right. So I, from the beginning, I was just surrounded by love and, you know, I'm supported here already. I was talking to, I don't know if this is too inside baseball, but I was in the back talking to Steve Glass. I think he's one of the producers on the show. And I knew him from Cap City and stuff. And I'm sitting back there.

And he, I was, the guy's on stage for 15 minutes. I'm like, he's killing. This is like bad for me, right? He's like, no, man, you'll be good. And then Steve Francois gets the golden ticket. And Steve, I heard Steve go, fuck. I was like, oh no. And then, you know, came up with the line.

Well, I came up with that line. That's like a line I've used before. before the, if you like that, this is gonna be different. That's just something I say, but it came to me in the moment. And a couple of things happened like that where it just came up and I was able to, I was in flow state and it was just going. I can't put it into words.

It was just, it was a great experience and I'm very grateful. I've only been working at the Comedy Mothership for two months. I'm one of the newest door guys and they're all great and they've all had really good appearances on Kill Tony and hell any one of them, I think, could have got a Golden Dickens. but for whatever reason, the stars aligned tonight and Daddy got one. But they're all very supportive

and we all support each other and we love each other and they were the loudest ones yelling in the back. So it's all good. That's so great good here. Yeah. You still work with the escape room?

How's life been going, Brent? It's been going all right. I'm trying to quit my job at the escape room, but I... You really work at an escape room? Yeah, I can't figure out how to leave. Can I tell... Oh, that's funny.

You son of a bit. You got me. You don't work in an escape room. You ready to do it? Yeah, four dreams escape room East Seger Chavez. I'm gonna be there probably two more weeks. Wow. So I've got, I'm working out at two weeks notice. This is my last week.

I put it in, yeah, this is my last week. So I got him working this Thursday and Saturday, and I'm out. But I gave him a plug and my boss is very happy. Four dreams escape room, East Caesar Chavez, a nice day. as a nice Russian man named Alex runs it. It's in an old house that's probably haunted. How is your depression now? Oh, it's, you know, it's still there.

I actually did have a guy reach out from home, the guy that I went to high school with, and he said, I hope your depression clears up like it's a rash. And it's just, it ain't like that, really. The depression, right now, you know, I'm good. If something bad happens, you know, I might spiral, but. But so far, yeah, I'm good right now. I'm in therapy, I'm on the meds, and we're fine now.

That story was very, like, that was a dark point in my life. But I'm doing good now. Things are going good for me, and I'm working towards my goals. So I'm all right, I'm in a good spot. That's amazing. Yeah, man. How is your family, your dad? How it has, what was his reaction?

My dad said, you hug Tater Salad? He saw me hug around White. He said, that was cool as hell. Yeah, they're all proud of me. And I think my parents, like, I think my parents, like, I talked about my family and they see him fine with me talking about him. It's all true. My dad's whole boundary is just, I don't care what you say about me as long as it's true.

So I tried to hold him to that. I don't make up shit about him. Everything I tell about my dad is completely, you know, true for the most part. If I ever say he has a big dick, that's a lie. That's for you, Marlon. That's a weird thing to say about your dad. We bust each other his balls. It's fun. We got a good relationship. That's my daddy. That's him.

So does Robb any other reaction, cool react, anyone recognize you on the street? Yeah, yeah. I've had people, a couple people see me on the street. I'm working here still. So a lot of people that come to the comedy mothership all are like, dude, congrats on the gold ticket. I've had old, like people that I haven't talked to in 30 years reach out or 25, 34. People that haven't reached out in like 25, 26 years have reached out, like people from high school. But it's really cool. It's all very positive. And they're just like, hey, man, we're proud of it.

It's cool to see somebody from where we're from come up. So it's been, it's been sick. Oh, yeah, we've talked. We smoked a, well, we smoked a golden cigarette is what I'll say. It was the rapper for the cigarette was gold. Yo, shout out Brent. Brent crushed it. Yeah, me and Brent actually, we smoked a golden joint together.

We smoked a golden joint together, and then I actually gave Tony a golden joint too. You got to grow, come on, reciprocity, bro. Reciprocity, Jay. And we did that together, like the night that it aired. I actually, they threw me a party down. I used to be a door guy at Sunset, and a lot of my friends are down there, and we watched the episode together, and we ate chicken wings. And then afterwards I met François, Mitzis, and we smoked that golden cigarette.

So it was a nice evening. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Any girls reach out to you now that you won't? Not a single piece of pussy is throwing itself at me. Do you believe that? Not a single. I've, uh, nope, nothing. Just a lot of boys hollering at me.

A lot of fellows, so. I'm single and sad, ladies. Well, that's basically all the questions I have, you had. Anything else you want to say? I love you. I appreciate you. Thank you for all the nice things. People are saying, I'm trying to stay off of Reddit,

but it seems like things are positive for the most part. And I'll try to bring the heat next time and meet your expectations, I suppose. But we'll give it our best shot. I love you. Thank you so much, dude. I love you. What kind of drug for you?

A lot of cocaine. Yeah. I did do a lot of cocaine in the back and those in the hole in it everywhere but I didn't do a lot of hard drugs so I moved to Tucson and really that's all I do is cook and I just go out there and murder I never see you up for one more big one here what was the craziest night of drinking and drugs and whatever and you're like just don't murder

I get a disgusting animal like what was one example He was back in the time I could say I actually had realization Every answer, but it wasn't the last time I was doing something stupid I had an apartment in Tucson and I woke up one morning and there's like 10 people scrolled out with needles like still in their arms history was passed out not that but just fucking out actually a run out of big Joe looks like a lady tax man I'm kidding you weren't gonna get one No, shut the fuck.

It's my fourth one. Okay? I'm so serious. There we go. Richie, Zwarven everybody. And we're coming back time, ladies and gentlemen, we did. Come on, mad. On a bike.

And I was like, dude, there's people, there's, there's businesses losing money right now because there's homeless people doing drugs in front of them, and you're worried about a guy on a bike with a fake ID. That's crazy to me. Why do they think you have a fake ID? He was trying to find other shit on them. I want to find other shit on me so you needed an excuse. Did he find anything?

I'm clean as a whistle, man. Do you take any drugs or anything like that? Why? Next question. You know what? You know what the real answer to that is? The answer is to say don't do drugs. The answer is to say, just do the right ones.

No, I don't do drugs. I actually met this chick with schizophrenia. And that's cool, because I would like, disappear. Because the fantasy of me is better than me, so I was like, what can I make a schizophrenic think about me? Yeah, then she tried to stab me. That's a true story. I wish it wasn't.

Wait, why did she try to stab you? Because I wouldn't have sex with her. Because I figured out how crazy she was when I got to her place. She, like, started pulling my pants off, and she ripped my bet loops, and I left. So I just let her think about me for a few weeks then I went back to her place and then we did it. It's a lot more satisfied. Was he hot or no? Six out of ten.

I'm a big... Two jokes. It went so long. I had two more jokes planned. I had two more jokes planned. I saved them because they couldn't have gone any better than that last one. I figured that might be interesting. I'm bad, I'm telling you now.

I'm fucking nice. I love it. You're so goddamn good. I know you're going on big age for tomorrow. It means the world to me that you joined us for this one. I knew it was a good, good one for you to be on. And boy, you fucking nailed it. I love you so much.

I love you, bro. You know where Ron went? This is what you get on. Kill Tony. Look.