KILL TONY - KT+: Behind the Tape (Ep: 783 Gary Owen + Brian Simpson)

Episode Date: September 5, 2026

An exclusive, behind the scenes look from KT Episode 783 KT guest Gary Owen + Brian SimpsonGary Owen, Brian Simpson, Pat O'Neill, Dedrick Flynn, Martin Phillips, D Madness, Michael A. Gonzales, Jon Deas, Matthew Muehling, Grooveline Horns, Joe White, Troy Conrad, Monica Parciak, Colt McNeely, Steve Glass, Nathan Poling, Tony Hinchcliffe, Brian Redban - RECORDED– 08/24/2026Watch Kill Tony and other exclusive content, ad free! Plus tons of perks. Get Kill Tony + for $5/month now at https://killtony.supercast.com/Meriwether Farms: Upgrade your snack game with real American beef and get 20% off your first order of Meriwether Farms Natural Beef Sticks at https://meriwetherfarms.com using promo code KILLTONY. Morgan & Morgan: You can go to https://ForThePeople.com/Tony to start your claim.  Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

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I literally have, I was just going to say, in my entrance way, oh my God, this is so fucking cool. Because in my entrance way, I have a trophy case that has all the coins that I've ever been given by any officer or the Secret Service all the way up. And my God, if this isn't the coolest fucking thing. The director of National Intelligence here at a wacky comedy show, no big deal.

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the warrior's heart. And then there's eight rays of sunshine that mark in my old job, a commitment to transparency, truth, and I was the eighth director of action intelligence. Oh my God. That is so fucking cool. Wow.

Wow. Oh, my God, I love it. That is baller as fuck. I love this shit. I swear to God, you wouldn't believe it If I showed you, even just my entrance way, you'd be like, wow, I didn't even know. This is a perfect fit.

That's awesome. Thank you so much. That is so fucking cool. Hell yeah. Thanks for all. Thank you. Of course. You guys are the best, always.

You've been wanting to come and see you guys for a while. Absolutely. Well, it's going to be a really, really funny show. I have two great guests. And three regulars I have are super solid, so it's going to be great. Are you spending more time here? Yes. I feel like every time I look, you're somewhere else.

Actually, I've been spending a lot more time here, but the other stuff's so big when I do it that it's crazy. Just did Madison Square Garden for the third year in a row two weekends ago, and that takes, for me, it takes two months straight. And especially the last few weeks get really, really, really. I put so much pressure on myself and a lot of it. Isn't that what you comedian say is trauma makes you fun here? It is true. All the greats have it. have it. And yeah, you can't, you can't buy it, so you gotta just have it to you.

Just give me some suffering, I need material. Yeah, so hopefully, hopefully, yeah, hopefully it all works out. But yeah, I mean, other than that, the road has been, I'm trying to avoid it like the plague as of length. It's just so exhausting. Light, yeah, something about 30,000 feet in the air. I think one day we'll find out that it wasn't good for us. Yeah. It's natural.

He listened as well. When you guys trying to live forever, Brian, somebody. Yeah, I've heard of him. He came over his name. Brian Johnson. Yeah, Brian Johnson. His girlfriend is Australia and he knew heard of Australia

and did the medical calculations that that long flight to Sydney or whatever took off like 14 years of his life. Oh, that's great to know. I've flown there seven times, I think, so that's perfect. Joe, go ahead. What are you doing? That's Joe White, everybody.

Look at Joe White. I'm a clear. You're perfect. You're killing it, Joe. I hope so, Tommy. You're the man. You know Tulsi? Joe White, our photographer, since our first venue here.

Nice to meet you. Joe, how old are you now? 181. 181 years old. Every time I ask him, we do a joke where he increases it by one. You look great for 181, Joe. What's your secret? What kind of cigarettes you smoke?

Perfect. Perfect. It's very specific. You're killing it, buddy. I don't think they make pal-miles now. You ever see a pal-miles? I think they still make pal-miles. And they're about that long and there's no filter.

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And plus, I did stand-up for one hour on that stage last year doing stand-up only, and I did a 15-minute opening set for Joe Rogan right after COVID. It was delayed because of COVID. It's funny, because when COVID happened, I'm like, oh, my God, I'm not going to get to open up for Joe at Madison Square Garden. This is crazy and it kept getting delayed and pushed back and every time I was devastated Little did I know that I would end up thereafter like literally doing it more than anybody ever there So crazy so crazy very surreal to go from I'm not gonna get to do this 15 minute opening spot

To six times selling out the garden so crazy and it all really happened because we got the fuck out of about like moved here and it said something about the show. You know, if it was Kill Tony live from Los Angeles the last five or six years, it just feels, just feels stale, you know? Austin feels naughty. Somebody might have a gun or something. Everybody.

Yeah, exactly. I went to a gun show, wait until you guys go to your first real Texas gun show. There's one coming up next week. Oh my guy, you're gonna have so much fucking fun. I swear to God, my buddy's like, you know, I'm gonna take you to a gun show, I'm gonna take you to a gun show, I'm like,

I don't know, it's finally the day, I'm like, I'm hung over, he's like, shut the fuck up, I'm picking you up, we'll be back, I'll have you back here in three or four hours. Picks me up, drives me 40 minutes out, you get to stop at Buckees on the way, huge wins, stop at Buckees. Hey, what's up, brother?

How are ya? It's so good to see you again. Ladies and gentlemen, Gary Owen, everybody. But the gun show, I got a fucking belt buckle, right? Just like this, you know, You take these off. These are all interchangeable, right? So I have one that now has a fucking gun in it.

And you press a button like this. You go, kank, and it's loose. And you could fucking, if it were to go down, it's a mini-22. And it's literally that size. Oh, my God, it's so fucking cool. It's crazy. Oh, yeah. Oh, it's the coolest.

I was at the gun show. I'm like, does that work? They're like, yeah, I mean, yeah, it's a gun. I haven't gotten to shoot it yet. I'm taking it to my buddy's ranch soon. How was the drive down, smooth? What did you find out? I didn't watch a show last year.

The guy I was in the Navy with said he went up last week. He hadn't seen him in 30 years. He sent me a message all the page with a black guy's name's Donnell Graves. Oh, man. Did I give him the golden ticket? Is that what he said? Donnell Graves. Oh, that must have been.

He hasn't messaged me in 20 years. Wow. He just hit me up going, hey, are you in Austin? I'm like, yeah. And he goes, yeah, I didn't kill Tony last week. Wow. So that means his airs tonight, which is going to be huge for him. I worked the door at the comedy store for four years before becoming a paid regular there.

And I always used to request working the main room on Tripping on Tuesdays because that's my fucking shit. I'm from the hood of Youngstown, Ohio. And I've seen it all. Like, I mean, like, the way you were just, you're just so fucking hilarious. And it was always mind-boggling to me that you would get that respect in that room. And for whatever reason, whether it was you or them or whoever, like, you would only do there. It was, like, the only place to see you. Well, the back story was, you know, I moved to L.A. and I did the whole waiting line on...

Sundays and Mondays. To get the open mic? Yeah. And I finally got picked. And there was five of us went up. There was four girls in Maine. And I went to fifth after the four girls. And when I went up, Mitzi had the four girls like in a powwow

in the back of the room talking to him. And I go, I don't think she's watching this. And I'm sitting there going, she's not watching me. I'm doing myself. In the back of mine, going, you don't watching me. And then I called a couple of others and said, yeah, you didn't get picked. And I go, well, is there a reason? And they go, no, Mitch is just said you're not ready?

I went, huh. Wow. All four girls paid regulars. Oh my God. Just like this. Oh my God. How annoying. I said I'm not going through that again.

Right. That's really why I never really went up at all. I just did the bike rooms. Yep. That'll do it. You're doing it with Brian Simpson. Have you met Brian before? Brian.

You know Gary? No, I don't. I mean, I just met him first time. Nice. Brian's the man. Netflix special genius. Gary's the man. You guys know this.

Oh, I know. I know who you all. You've been on the show before so you know everything. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, I know. Exactly. But it's going to be absolutely perfect. Yeah, 13 years ago.

13 years ago. Yeah, we haven't missed a Monday release since June of 2013. Consistency really is. It's been here for, well, here in Austin for six, and at the mothership for four. three and some change. It was at a place called Vulcan Gas Company.

Basically a block away. Half a block away. We picked up when we moved to Austin. We had to get out of L.A. to fucking blow up. That's the craziest part the whole thing. It really is. I think it would blow up in L.A.

In the entertainment capital of the world, Los Angeles. For everything, it's all real, we swear. Dude, that city's falling apart. I watched a thing today where they want to give homeless people sex areas. Do you know about this? Oh my God.

Oh, totally. 100% for sexual relief pods where you can go masturbate into or have sex with another homeless partner inside of these pods. 100% L.A. taxpayer paid off. I just did a show last week for like the correction officers, some kind of shit in Vegas. I know they got condoms in the prison now. Condoms? Condoms in the prisons.

Wow. Wow. I mean, I was making a joke. Something about having sex and stuff like that, right? And they said, no, we got condoms. It's us on the wall. I go, what? Oh my God.

It's a matter of time for somebody escapes by blowing all of them up and going out like balloon. Condom Balloon Boys coming. The trans, like, they have to give them brawls. Oh, shit. Why? They got to get their hair done. Oh, my God.

I don't know. How morning, man. Yeah, but girls don't need bras. They're a superstar, so we'll see. Oh, I saw him on TikTok. He does it, Frank Sinatra. I guess, I don't know. To be you, everybody.

He's supposed to be like a prodigy or something. I'm on TikTok. I've heard of my free show, not this song, but the other song, fucking killed it. I never thought I was gonna leave Los Angeles. I've been here six years. Every single fucking week I find three to five, do more things that I can't wait to go to again. It's the fucking best. We are all getting away with murder.

You have been here for like a week. It's just been the best fun week with my life. I love it. We get it out very half. bunch hit all day, every day and meeting people. Oh, you're gonna have a blast. Wait till you see the after party that we have after the show. It's like, you didn't make it as time,

but we're gonna try to pull through tonight. Yeah, we looked through last time. So yeah, we'll try and pull through. So I want to see my camera. It'll be a blast. It's like, it's like, it's downstairs, and the private bar connected is a big thing, yeah. Yeah, it's gonna be a blast.

So good to see you again. I haven't seen you since, uh, what was that? The Super Bowl in New Orleans. Yeah, dude, it was fun. Yeah, yeah, a few years ago. Yeah. I can't believe this year. I didn't even know what was happening.

That's how crazy Austin is. And I'm like, man, I got nothing to do tonight. I'm just kinda chilling. I look online, it's like you and Gillis. In the Wazewell booth, no less. I'm like, Waze to, what the fuck? Dude, you can make a mail. Yeah, yeah.

Giles and they were... Ellie, performing and shit, we're all fucking over. Of course. Did you know they were putting us on the jumbo, John? And he goes, we got another group to be... No, no one told us.

They told us it was a little super private and they're going to take care of us. Yeah. So funny, of course. With the Wazewell logo over you, I'm sure. Well, I'm going to go get this little show that I do started. We'll do.

Thank you. We're going to have some fun. And then I'll see you guys afterwards. Brigham, you have three seats right outside that balcony door, straight across. For you, Brigham, in at least one. I think Bruce is going to try to squeeze a couple more of your buddies up there, too. Yes, sir. I always said on that movie was like low-keyed one of the funny.

Oh, I mean, too, too. So, that's good, I don't know. I can't we just get out of the day. I'm always said to do it. Nice. Like that one, I'd always watch for it. It was up in the shirt. Oh, no, yeah, I know.

I don't know. That's the ass asses. Ladies and gentlemen, makes the noise for two of the funny world. It's the great Gary. Oh. I appreciate that one. That was good. What I want to know is how many people saw you running and called the cops.

That's a tough life. They showed up, but I was like, I'm Joe Rogan friend. Perfect. That's right. They're fine. Get up off the fucking ground right now and go shit, sir. They were like, oh, dark storm. And then he just put the gun back in the whole single time.

That's how it works. It's a perfect living. Ladies and gentlemen, Dedrick Flynn, everybody. The one and the only. And back to the bucket we go, everybody. We're having fun tonight. We're flying through it. What are we not know about you?

It's a secret. You got to put it on your nose. You're a hilarious guy. You have a podcast with a great pad of Neil. Here we have a right. I do it so that when the light hits and there's like a shadow. Like it makes your under your, it makes my nose look like it's going up. Little, little.

Little. Marilyn Monroe trick for you. She knew what's up. I was working with a teenage girl who had experienced sexual trauma, and she was navigating some pretty aggressive, negative self-belief. Yes. Yeah. So I supported her in reclaiming that story.

Nice. And finding a way to paint herself as the victor in this story. Well, that's good. That's great, actually. Where's your wacky sound effect for that? Huh? What do you got there? Huh?

What do you got? You just hit something. Hit anything. You're taking too long. All right, red band. Come on. You're a... He's a wild boy on these sound effects, Bethann.

Bethann, what else about you before I get you out of here? Give us one more fun fact about the life of Bethann. Sure. Help mention in sexual trouble. You guys aren't interested in that? No, we are. We are. We were just trying to pretend like we're better than that, but we're really not. So what happened to you? Come on, tell us all about.

Come on. Tell us all about. We're a bunch of terrible men. We need a light coach. Bluh. Keep you going. Good shit, my brother. All right. Good shit, my brother. Appreciate you, right? Yeah, yeah. Wow, Shane, so interesting. How long are you in town for? As long as you want me to be. Wow, look at that.

That's amazing. Looks like I have a new boyfriend. Hello. If you're here Thursday, I'd love to have you on the Secret show Thursday. Shane, if you had to guess how much stand-up, like a full set, the longest set you could do, how much accumulated material, if you had to just give me a ball. ballpark of my 15 is fucking solid and are you writing at a good pace yeah i write uh every monday uh i try to write for the open mic there and i try something new try to do something new all the

time um but yeah my solid 15 set is sharp where you're you staying where are you gonna stay for the next three days we're gonna figure that out i got i got i i'll get your hotel room It gets better than that, Shane, because Brian Simpson is going to give you $100 here. You're going to double your net worth here. And on top of all that, you just won a golden ticket on Kiltron. Like I'm living in a dream. Like this isn't real. It's a simulation or something.

I've been following, watching the show for 12 years. It's gotten me through a lot. And just to be here now is crazy. I mean, I'm broke. I spent all my money getting here for the chance that I might not make it, but I was all right with that. Because you got to try. And I would have hated myself for not trying.

And, I mean, this is crazy. And I prepared, I prepared and watched, like, game film. Watch what people did wrong, where they made their mistakes. and I studied and I feel like I was ready, you know. Like that particular bit I've worked on for two years. Yeah, just getting every, just the, I don't know, it was, it's the one I wanted to bring here because it's so unique, I think, as a joke. Because it's misdirection.

I don't know, anyways, I don't want to get into the near-gritty jokes, but, you know, I loved it. I mean, that was, and I love Tony. I've seen them live. know, perform, he's incredible. You get tired of laughing at him because he makes you laugh so much. So just to stand there and him laugh at me, that meant the world.

How long have you been doing comedy? How has your journey been? You talked about a lot of your, like, the aspiring comics, like, what is your lowest of the lowest? Well, I mean, right away, when I started at 18, I'm 41, when I started in New York, I was hopeful and excited. But I didn't know anything and I got my ass handed to me in New York and I went broke and you know I felt like given up and I did for a while

And then it's like I had no hope and then all of a sudden After COVID there was all these open mics and it's like I got Reignited and it all came back to me you know after so long Yeah, I can't believe I had given up. I just thought I was gonna work in a warehouse the rest of my life but now being on Kiltoni gives a comic a chance to like book shows you know like people will Like at home I have trouble Getting along with comics sometimes, but this You know, I don't know I'm probably rambling because I'm out of my mind right now

They say like so many people in their 40s it feels like oh time to give up Yeah, time to give up how do you get that resilience to not give up? I think when I perform, when I'm doing these open mics, and I know that I belong on there. I'm a natural-born comedian, so when I'm doing it, it feels right, you know. So for me, it's like I felt like I had no other option because I'm not good at anything else. Like I said, I've had a lot of jobs, and I lose a lot of jobs

because I have trouble keeping my mouth shut, you know. I don't know if I say you just got to go through hell. It's like all about how you walk through the fire. You know, you got to just keep going. That's all. Like be around common. That's it. If I could go back till my 18 year old self, something, just stay around it as long as possible.

If you've got to work the door, if you've got to do anything, just be there around it. And, you know, when you're not around it, you know, out of sight of mind, you know. Before the curtain, before everything, like right before you. you're about to go on. What emotions are you doing? Well, my heart's pounding, but I have a ritual. So, you know, a bad habit of performers on stage is rocking back and forth like I'm doing right now. You're not grounded. But what I'll do before show is squat down and hold this. You know, sometimes I'll just squat, but then when I'm out there, I'm grounded. You know, my feet are on that floor and your voice when you're grounded

comes out different, you know. And so my preparing, you know, I'm nervous. you know my heart's beating but I'm just thinking about this you know I mean that's why I like comedy it's a I everything I like motorcycles you know boxing stuff like this it's all stuff you have to live in the moment or you it's better if you do live in the moment not an up and here you know and that's why I like being on stage it's and boxing or motorcycle you're either there or you're dead you're either funny or you're not it's black and white and I love that How many times have you tried to get on killed? This is my third time.

I went to Madison Square Garden, the one recently. I went both nights signed up and didn't get picked. But beforehand, you know, you keep in your mind that your defeats and your victories, you kind of got to treat them the same, if that makes sense. You know, they're kind of like you can't let defeat affect you, And you can't let victory affect you, you know, go to your head. You've got to keep going forward. And then if you win, great.

You know how much I've lost? I've lost everything several times, you know. I've been down and out several times. But I just kept going. That's incredible, though. One last question. How does it feel that Zach Efron and Tulsi Gabbard just watched you run a golden time? Like, really?

They're literally in the audience. Fuck, yeah. That's awesome. That's, yeah, that's fucking awesome. I had no clue. But the most important audience member to me was, I just wanted Tony to see me, do my thing, and see, and I was prepared if he didn't like it.

I would have been okay with it. I just wanted him to see it. What I've been working on, you know? But yeah, that went better than I could have imagined. Oh, yeah, bro. I appreciate it. that real quick yeah yeah

gil my life here gerry owen dot live and you'll watch this man live please go to love of god he's coming to you truly I swear you can tell from this episode truly one of the funniest fucking you to be in the world

it was such an honor to have you here tonight Gary like I said before I got you out I always wanted you on this show since I was a door guy as a comedy so before you're starting to you've always been on my chair I got it. I got it. I got it.

I got it. I got it. What's on that was a man for its two-year license and you killed it. It killed it. Great job. The whole thing was supposed to go into a black panther and then I don't even need to use it.

Oh shit. What is the black Panther? Save it in. Oh, well there's a new black Panther. Could have fooled me. But then the other one is about like, it's long. It's like a long trip for my standards. You don't need.

He did you say it. He's here, right? Yeah, that's fun. Yeah. He's here, right? The guy? Oh, he'll be here, yeah. Okay.

It was like every bucket for it was either a great interview or a great comic. I was a good one, man. So glad Grant caught up too, man. Oh, Grant, but Grant killed, because I see Grant all the time, but I don't know, I ain't know he was that funny. Yeah, it's funny. It's funny as fuck, yeah. I didn't realize that.

Like, I guess I never really, yeah. Yeah, everybody was great, man. And then, and then, and then, I thought, I thought the old boy might have been a miss but he the truth. Who man? Pat O'Neill? Pat O'Neill's the motherfucker truth. That's the shit, dude.

I took him to San Diego to feature for me a few, a while ago. Halfway through his set, just standing ovation, halfway through his set before he even fucking got off state. Oh, yeah. I mean, the boy, the boy, the boy, he quit. It's hard to follow, though. He's sharp. There's jokes per minute.

It's hard to follow, especially me and you're like different tempos. There's a line. There's a big fucking line. We need to start wearing diapers. I just need to wear diapers. We have to have like kill Tony diapers. Thank you, buddy. Yeah. How you do, pal?

The next one's like having this next wave of comedians. They all know that. Like that guy that got him tonight is like, oh my God. like oh my god he went to MSG spent all of his money signed up did get up spends the last of his money to come here and that's he destroyed I'm like fuck it I gotta give it to this is the American true I like that got a little emotion yeah yeah yeah exactly the Pimp I was like know this guy's got a schick yeah right time yeah this is real

and Lord knows how long for what exactly you went to federal exactly just homemade pharmaceuticals right exactly There I was. So, I'm gonna' Okay. Because the fans will find his fucking, they'll find the dirt on the night. Yeah.

All right, I'll see. Can I get a quick picture, guys? Yeah, it's absolutely. All right. You got your coaster, right? I do have your coaster. I do. I'm sorry.

She made you in the comedy son. I know. I was like, well, he's high. He don't even know like Brian. I don't think it's the last. I don't think. I mean, even like Yeah, yeah.

I did it. I'm talking about you know, I'm talking about that was the man, man, it's like like,

like you know what it is, you know what it is, you know what it is, man? No, no, you know what it is, man? It's just that you disappear in the role. Yeah, you know what it is. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Yeah, that's what I'm on right now. Yeah, I love you, man. You fucking touched it. I can't. I'm gonna check your special ASAP online. I can't see it. It's nice to meet you first, man. I'm gonna be pretty. Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah. Our mid-rate is real great. Yeah, the interviews are great. The interviews are great. The interviews are surprising. Oh, this guy, funny. Oh, oh, I know. You have a bunch.

That was so dumb. Yeah, you were the only one for the I would. Dude, I'm going to see the rest of this day. I'm going to say how much movie. And I'm going to say how much movie. I had to go out there with a fucking printout of my flight-out care.

I was going back to the store and I was like, nobody's taking that phone. Like, and it was like, like, here, but it was like, like, I tried to find the fucking, and I'd, like, go off of memory. And I was like, and I'm walking, as I'm walking, I'm walking to the corner, the end of the corner is fucking Ron White. He's like, I'm like, hey, dude. And I'm like, yeah, what's that dude? He's like, he said, man, I'm having a hard time. I just fucking went down because my phone's not working right.

I stood there for an hour. And then somebody finally walks over and talks to me. He can't fucking help me. He can't fucking help me. Have you shown him? You're fucking... We were standing at the court because I'm going to L.A. And so I went and I walked in a run,

and so I went and walked in a walk and then, Ron White just changed he got into car. I was, what's up, man? Because I got metal, but sometimes he was like, he said, hey you doing, man, how you doing? He said, I just left team bones on him, man. And he can't fucking help me. And then scone just, just, And this scone just won't work right.

And there's fucking snow white hair. I'm like, I know what happened. It's taken out with me. I was like, let's go on with it. Hell yeah. I didn't think you can beat last time when I was here. That was one of the best episodes I've ever seen. Thank you, buddy.

Thank you. You're going to party with us downstairs? I love it. I love it. Fuck yeah. We're doing it.