KILL TONY - KT: Behind the Tape (Ep: 788 Wheeler Walker + Sam Tripoli)

Episode Date: October 11, 2026

An exclusive, behind the scenes look from KT Episode 788 KT guest Harland Williams + Jeremiah Watkins Wheeler Walker Jr, Sam Tripoli, Pat O'Neill, Dedrick Flynn, Martin Phillips, D Madness, Michael A. Gonzales, Jon Deas, Matthew Muehling, Grooveline Horns, Joe White, Troy Conrad, Monica Colt McNeely, Steve Glass, Nathan Poling, Tony Hinchcliffe, Brian Redban - RECORDED– 09/28/2026  Watch Kill Tony and other exclusive content, ad free! Plus tons of perks. Get Kill Tony + for $5/month now at https://killtony.supercast.com/ Surfshark: Go to https://surfshark.com/killtony or use code KILLTONY at checkout to get 4 extra months of Surfshark VPN!  Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

is that other fuck it's called fuck you bitch you heard me right it's called fuck you bitch it's called damn fuck you bitch fuck you and your friends that's it really yeah it's a song it's fucking nuts dude y'all are gonna play that with him who's gonna sing y'all are gonna sing along with him too all right do you mad at some handing your base yeah Crazy. I've been coming here for like two years and never been picked. Oh, I love it here.

Watching first-time comics go up before me to follow your dreams, dude. Yeah, this sucks, bro. Austin sucks. I hate it here, but I'm still trying because that's what comedy is. And if you're not trying, you're a fucking loser, dude. That end of one at the beginning fucks. Fuck's weird. Yeah it is.

Da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da. How many times have you signed up? Fucking a million. I drove here like four or five times. I fucking flew here. I've spent so much money coming here and moved my whole life here. And I still can't get picked. It sucks, dude.

Where are you from? I'm from Boston. Wait, you've been driving down here? Yes. How long is it drive? It's fucking like. three days. What the fuck? Yeah. I hate it here. It sucks. It sucks. I'm frustrated. I think I'm good at comedy and I can't get nothing, dude. What do you do for work? Nothing. I'm a loser. I put everything

into this. And how old are you? 29. Damn, that's good, bro. Yeah, I started, I started at 23. Yeah. No, I don't look good. I do not look good. This guy's A piece of fucking man though. That guy's here every week, but yeah, I've never been picked. I've been signing up for like two, three years and nothing. Greatest show ever though. Can't wait to get on. Do you have a message for Tony Hinchcliffe? Yeah, Tony. What the fuck, dude. Some time would be nice, you know? Fucking unreal. And can you do that Bobby Lee thing you were talking about? No, I'm not doing the Bobby Lee thing. I take this off me. All right. Before we get into it, I got to tell you guys about something. We just launched Kill Tony Plus.

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We don't have a good time. We don't have some help. So, we're ready, man? Man, that sounds awesome, guys. That fucking rocks. Have you spoken to Donnell recently? Yeah, I know. We're in the DMs about, like, what date to, like,

open and shit. And then he's in, like, collabbing and, like, posting comments and my shit. Just fucking cool. I know are you going to LA? No that was genius asking for LA was genius I wasn't even thinking to be honest somebody in the comments said that I was fucked up and I looked at myself I was meeting out with a British guy right before and then I stopped and I was like I can't do this because like it gets all over my face and I

tried to fix it but then in the video you see the rain of lipstick and then I was like like doing this shit and I was like yeah no it worked out that I was fucked off I don't want to fucking go to Los Angeles. I don't know why I said that, but it was good for this show. That was great. Sounds great, everyone nailed it. Yeah, it sounds great out here, man. Everything feel okay for you.

It felt great, man. With the monitor and everything? Everything. It was awesome. Awesome. I may want to do if we could do one verse with him play a little softer just to test it. Yeah, absolutely. Let's just try it from the beginning of until the first verse to be the line. First verse.

How has your life changed since winning the golden ticket? Oh my God, completely. Completely. You know, I was able to quit my job the next day. You know, I had, you know, I went back and after it aired, I got a call to do a headlining gig at a club, 220 seats, and it sold out in like 24 hours. and they had to turn people away. And before that, I had to buy tickets and give them away to get people at the shows, you know. So that's wild.

And to be a headliner, I guess, period. Yeah, that's wild too. They're there to see me. Usually I'm just the opener or, you know, host or feature or something like that. But this is cool. And everybody, it's weird to be recognized. You know, I go places. People recognize me.

It's wild. Here in Austin, it's, I got off, I got out of the car when I got back and then instantly, it's like picture. And it's really cool. It's wild. Everybody has been so nice. I've been getting messages from all over. You know, I went from before the show, I had 256 Instagram followers.

Now I have 14.3,000. I had someone reach out, make my website for me for free. I had somebody reach out, make my website for me for free. I had somebody reach out, make my Instagram followers. merch for me for free. I had somebody, what's up, dog? You're the man, dude. You're the man, bro. You're the one getting interviewed. It's the thing about it, dude, when you play drums. Dude, when you play drums, though, you make it look so fun. It makes me want to learn a play drums. You're so fun. I teach, bro. You can't pull up. I got, uh, I'm not musically inclined. I mean, I thought I wasn't either. But dude, you're

sick. In fact, when I was at Madison Square Garden and you guys are doing the full show, I was like, this is just as fun as the, uh, watching you guys just as fun as the comedy show. It almost- Same for the people in the back, bro. Same for the people in the back. No, I almost felt like, okay, I need to get up and leave now. That stuff that you think so, man.

That's awesome. No, yeah, I love you guys. That rules. Thanks, brother. Appreciate it. Okay, I'll let you get back to. I'm just going to try to get some fishing. I'll tell you.

This is the word of the, I mean, Alex. It was completely That sounded awesome. Dan, is Redvan all good to go? No, we gotta get one table for his iPad. Oh, is that something we could provide, or?

I don't know. Dio Barnes, though, I would be good. Copy. Yeah, I don't want. If he doesn't want to hang out, I don't know. He's so busy. We might not have the message. I don't know.

Outside, I don't know. We go out to Thiel and I go away back. Oh, okay, okay. I don't think a red man text. I was up on the like my job. Buddy, I was last night. I was moody. Oh, wow.

Epic, right? Yeah. Yeah. We didn't want to just get involved here. I was looking over the air. No, you're good. Yeah, it was over the top. For sure.

John Mayer and Tray on the stage. That was like. Amazing. Right? Now, Clapton doesn't actually show up for that, does he? What's that? Claptin's not actually there. Really? Yeah.

Wow. We were standing and walked. What does he play close out a show like that? Sunshine of Your Love? He, you know, he opened up with some blues, and then he played, you know, Layla and sisters. Big He kids. And then he brings out like everybody else.

He's eight. What did you? What did you? That's great. I love the pink. He looks good blonde, dude. Really? He looked like Frank Ocean.

Like two-way fucking T. Look like Frank Ocean. It was fire. Chat, do I look like Frank Ocean? It was so good. Damn. The way I said I look like Freddy Sweet. The way I buzzed your head and you're just cheesing at yourself in the mirror.

It's not like Freddy Sue Waters. They say he don't look like Frank Ocean, he looked like Freddie Seawater. Hey Michael, the song abruptly ends this week. So I need the band playing before the end. Not right away, but before the end. I want you guys to be playing along. Yeah, I'll play it for you right now. Bad weather, Brian,

starting Wednesday night all the way to Saturday. Yeah, it's going to rain all week. Bad weather, Brian, why do you call me? Why do you always say that? It's gonna rain this weekend, boys. Actually, I can't wait because it's gonna be fucking, like, it's so hot. It's gonna be like... It's gonna be like a 70's too after.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I made fun of this guy last time he was on the show for how black he is. And now that I see him on the screen, I don't think I went hard enough. I think I went hard enough. You're literally blending in with the phone.

My God. Holy shit. Teeth and eyes. If he's not talking about that and that only, he's really missing his calling. If I was him, I'd have 30 minutes of I'm So Dark Jokes. Except now it deleted all my... I mean, that is just a different shade altogether. That is, that is, that is, that is, let's just skip the license of registration

You get down on the ground, then we'll figure things out. Oh yeah, baby. King Tripoli, first of his name, home sweet home, where the deer and the conspiracy theories roam. Yeah. How are you gorgeous? What's the word? Hi. How do you think? Hey!

How do you do you? The master of bad? Yes, sir, there he is. The man the myth. myth. Welcome to our crazy so happy to have you. Absolutely. You practice with the band, you feel good about everything?

They're great, right? Aren't they the fucking best? They're free. This guy? Yeah. He switched from sticks to feathers and it just nailed. It's unbelievable. Oh, look at this sweetheart. I don't care. Oh.

Red band's in ruff. Just to let you know, a little cool heads up is Billy McFarland, the guy that started Fire Festival, wants to be a stand-up comedian, so he's doing a guest spot time. So I figure maybe there's something since you're a musician, that there might be something like just a little heads-up. He'll be up three. You said it'll be worse from Fire Festival? That's what I'm wondering. I know. It's crazy. That's hilarious. But he reached out, so we're just giving him a one-minute spot in an interview. That's great. You know me from my train wreck? Can I do a minute? I guess. I don't even know the details. His manner.

If I hit up my assistant, I'm like, yes. I'm just psyched to hear about that. Yeah, no, we're going to find out all about it. I think it's been 10 years. Yeah. Yeah. What's the guy, what's his name again? He used always plumbing friend to weed.

He told me he quit. He? Oh, Gino. Yeah. Where's he? He's still in L.A., I think. Someone said Vegas. Vegas.

Actually, I think he is in Vegas. Yeah, he used to just mail me like Tim Cance. Oh, I know. I know. He's the man. Yeah. I do not miss L.A., though. Me neither.

Where are you in Nashville? I'm in Nashville. I was just in L.A. doing press. It looks like a fucking media. It's crazy. My question is, did I not care about, I was just not care about Phil Pound's young age? Do you care about what?

Do I not care about your fucking filthy shit or what I'm like? Oh, it's just gotten terrible. That's what I think. It's gotten crazy. It's just, it's fucking disgusting. Even the drive from the airport to like the sunset strip, because I always just stay next to the comedy store. I'm looking around and everything's empty. There's no action and it's all for lease.

I'm like, who's going to lease this shit? But I stay in the hills. The LAX to the hills. I stay with a buddy. Yeah. You want to blow your brains out. It's most depressing drive in my life. Oh, yeah.

Straight up Las Siena. Yeah. We're talking about your beautiful home. What I love is the law. They just passed homeless encampments can be anywhere this week? You saw that? Yeah. What the fuck is that?

Yeah. So why wouldn't you pitch a 10 at Hollywood and Highland? Yeah, exactly. That's exactly what they're going to do. Oh, it's unbelievable. I live in Tarzana, yes. I hate it. You're just called the Carzana's not real thing.

Myrower Sugar Mill. What's that? You go to the Mountain of Sugarman? I don't go anywhere. I got two kids, so I just stay home and try to keep them alive. So you're not, you're trying stand up now, huh? I didn't know until like three days. ago, but I guess so.

Oh, well, perfect. Jesus Christ. Well, and this guy's a real bozo. I know. He's throwing you out of the wolves. I love it. Thank you, though. Thanks for having us.

I mean, I have watched all the documentaries. I'm so enthralled by everything. I am absolutely amazed, and I'm going to save the rest for the interview. And we're just going to have some moments up there. You know what you're doing, right? No. Really? He knows as much as much as putting a festival.

You're quite the manager, my friend. Never tried before. You're still, you're still running at this. same pace that I expect. I have no idea what I'm doing. We look at this one. People have been laughing them now for 10 years. Nothing has changed. I don't know what I'm doing. What am I doing here? How long do I go for it? A minute. Nobody told you? Who are you? I've told him this 10 times. You call yourself a manager? What are you giving him 10% of exactly?

I said one minute comedy. Billy McFarlane, the fire festival. That's a son of This is everybody. This is the whole crew. This is the behind-the-scenes show. This is perfect, by the way. You're nailing the behind-the-scenes show right now. Well, you better write your minute. You have about an hour and a half. Okay, perfect. I'm putting you up about three-quarters of the way into the show. You'll be up a few comedians after Dedrick Flynn. So one of the... Well, again, it's, well, I don't know exactly what time you're going up, but Dedrick's up in the middle. You're going to be at two or three comics after Dedrick. And one of the employees will help you down there. You know what I mean?

Because it's like a little ways. And they'll help you behind that curtain. And you'll be good. And then I'll call you up. I'll go, we have a special treat. I got hit up a few weeks ago. You know, I get a lot of people that want to do a spot here. I always say no.

But when I heard this offer, I had to take it. I've watched three or four documentaries about this man and his work, or lack thereof. Ladies and gentlemen, I got the intro ready, bud. Thank you. Yeah. Mike did I pass you on your own release stuff, did he? Say that again? My bear, Sarah, pass you any of the unreleased stuff?

No. I'd love to see it, though. I'm obsessed. I just can't get it up. There is nothing more interesting to me than the people that want to go to the hippest, wildest, funnest thing. It didn't happen. It didn't happen.

Billy, welcome to the family. There's drinks and food over there. Make yourself at home. Welcome, welcome to the comedy world. My first day in jail, everybody had hamburgers. I thought it was a joke. They didn't give me the real thing. We got to talk.

We'll talk about that up there tonight. Save it for the show. Let's save it. Oh, Heidi, you are. Heidi, I mean, if you have to fart or anything, you just bring it right here. Bring it in tight. I don't want it to go to waste over there in the corner where no one can smell it.

I like being in this corner. Oh my. Oh, I should be over there. Oh, I belong over there. Almost made Nick Street, everybody. Shane, you got your minute, you got your interview? You got your interview ready? I'm going to ask you what's been going on.

How's life changed? You just segue that into whatever you got. God, last week's interviews were grueling. You should have seen. Last week, for example, one guy killed so hard with his minute. He was about to get a golden ticket. And all you have to do is be kind of funny in the interview. So I'm basically like, so what's been going on, man?

I just give him a softball. And he's like, nothing. I'm like, uh, he must be up to something. Any hobbies or anything? You've been doing anything? And family, anything? He's like, no, not really. It was weird.

There must be something. He's like, no. And I mean, it was whatever the opposite of improv is. Because I'm literally like, oh, man, I mean, it was crazy. It was crazy. It's like when you see a guy, it's like when you see a guy with a football, drop it at the one yard line and just start celebrating. Well, actually, that was with Harlan Williams and Jeremiah Watkins.

We're one week behind. Yeah, this will come out in one week. I watched Obi-1, which was like a series that came out, and the timeline is in between Return of the Jedi and the newer, or no, before Star Wars, anyway, after three and before Star Wars. And it's when Darth Vader is at his maximum power. And there's a scene in it where Obi-1 and Darth Vader are having an all-out fight, but it's not their big fight, obviously, whatever.

and it's not the one where Darth kills Obi-1 in Star Wars, but it's a great fight scene in this series called Obi-1. Long story short, Obi-1 lands a blow on Darth Vader's helmet, and he goes, Anakin. And Anakin, it's half-Anichin, and it's half Darth Vader. So it kind of sounds like both, and it's going in and out as machine.

And he goes, you didn't kill. He goes, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I killed you Anakin and Darth, Anakin, whatever goes, you didn't kill Anakin. I killed Anakin. That's the one's how I say.

America didn't sing on a van I did. That just made me think of that. I love that. It was up to me. They had their chance and I said, fuck you. I killed him. I love this, Ham.

on the walk. Yeah. There you go. What'd you say? You want to get in the middle? Oh, no, it's all good. We do it that way every time. So remember we don't interrupt the minute.

Try to make it look like you're having fun up there. My special tip. If you, you could jump in at any point as long as nobody else is already talking. But if people are yapping and you want, you got something, look at me with a mic up to your mouth. And we have a few special guests, one to start the show, one to start the show, one to close the show, a regular in the middle, Dedrick Flynn, and then a legendary regular David Lucas is popping in, he roast everybody, that's his thing, who just makes funnier

appearance. And Billy McBarlane, the creator of Fire Festival is doing Santa for the first time ever tonight, so it'll be fun. I'll bring you guys up at the same time in three minutes or so. Three-year-old movie. You don't have to worry, sir. I'm pretty sure you're not blocking any cameras. I'm pretty sure you even get on still.

John D's has the Continental Club tonight upstairs. They're at C boys. Don't like you get our control. You know, people do it all the time. Yeah, there's a trough on the Thursday. Oh, you mean actually out there? No, I'm kidding. We're gonna get rid of it.

Yeah. See, see, see, see, see, and don't believe anything that happens on this episode. It comes out next week when it comes. The open forum on the road 19 and a half years ago. I consider him a big brother in stand-up comedy. Again, the other one, not only is he a rock star, he is what I believe, the funniest musician

in the world on top of one of the great. Your two guests tonight, ladies and gentlemen, make some bucket noise from the great Wheeler Walker, Jr. I have no idea. My manager Heath Miller told me on Saturday, I think that I was coming here and I had to do a minute to stand up. I've never tried comedy in my entire life,

so if I don't look nervous, I'm very nervous, and can't wait to see how today goes. Nice. For those who don't know you, I know a lot of people do know you. Can you introduce yourself real quick? My name is Billy McFarland. I started the Fire Festival. And then more recently, I actually did three successful island festivals over the past year. I have never done comedy. Planning is not my strong suit.

So let's see how it goes tonight. Damn. You either kill Tony Pryor or Tony Henscliffe? Big Tony fan. Actually, my second time coming to Austin, I was here two years ago. I did a fight in karate combat. and Tony was there, pit side as I fought. So seeing him in the audience is pretty cool

and even cool we're being here tonight. Is that a golden ticket? Get downgraded and barely used ever again after that. If they struggle, it's tough women out here, okay? Very competitive era. Ladies and gentlemen, making his first appearance as a golden ticket winner,

makes a brand new minute from Shane Dan. Why I'm here, I'm not really sure, but I wrote something on Saturday, and they sent it to two comedian friends yesterday, and they were so jealous was coming on this show. show they wouldn't help him with my script. So pretty cool to be here. Can you give us a little bit snippet of what your step might be

or if you have any plan? A little snippet about my set is, let's just say, be thankful I didn't plan the event, because he probably wouldn't be here if that was the case. That's awesome. And now, have you been in any legal trouble or any jail trouble or anything like that? I did four years in jail.

Let's not go back. And yeah, hopefully my set is not bad enough for they send me back to jail. So as long as it's better than that, I think we're okay. Why you go to jail? Fire Festival, I messed up, and yeah, it wasn't good. Wasn't good. But we're here, so let's try to make it funny tonight,

make fun of myself a little bit, and do the right thing. Dude, that's so stick. Is there anything else you want to say in the interview? Anything you want to... I promise I've never tried comedy at any point in my entire life, and can't believe in doing it first here with Tony. Thank you, Tony. I hope it'll let you down.

Yeah, I love it. Yeah, do that work? Did that work out there? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I mean, okay. I was making sure because I knew it was, it easily done. But I had to try to see you there, buddy. Yeah, dude, great job, Shane.

Yeah, I just try to do something different, you know. Yeah, yeah, yeah, I love it. Yeah, my brother, I said, I got this idea to gamble on myself, and my brother gave me the money. He's like, here you go, bro. bro so hell yeah it was worth it I mean it's exciting you know and that's actually real yeah the money well because it's got to be real you know what I mean yeah if it was fake it's not as exciting there's got to be stakes plus it's just money it's just energy we're gonna make it all

back my brother does well and he's here to support me anything I need. So I just thought it'd be fun. It was a fun idea. Dude, I love you, bro. Cindy Sweeney, your crush. She's listening. Yeah, talk to you about that. Well, it was, I just have a fascination with her, but no, she's really cool. I mean, she's actually a really good actress, but no, I just, I kind of like the idea of obviously I'm married and I'm then I'm trying to woo. Plus, I really think she might reach out or come to the show. She's definitely going to see that. I know she watches it. And she's so cool.

So. I think I'm more nervous for this than I've best to fight. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Oh, my. I think the worse I do, the better the performance.

It's so bad it's good. It's all about views. It's all about views. I think it's just gonna, the problem is the speech is so centered whether people have any background information or not. You know, so I hope there's some, some, some, at least a few people hopefully. Like you out here to watch the side or? Yes, yeah. I'm gonna get your picture right here.

Yes, sir. Stand up? Yeah, yeah. Yeah. Presentation by doctor. World's comic. You feel right now, dude. Man, you know, the Kill Tony fans always show a lot of love, especially when they see it in person.

I love coming on Kill Tony, bro. Like, a lot of people don't know how much pressure it is to do this weekly, bro. I still remember when I was fresh being a regular and I had to think of something to do every fucking Monday, bro. It's a lot of stress. So being able to come back when I want to, I can really, like, take a decently worked joke on stage. And anytime you do Kill Tony, it's like a 60-second special, bro. And you like cement that joke into history for forever, as long as YouTube exists. But it was dope.

You freaking crushed, bro. Sweating like a motherfucker. I appreciate it. But it worked. You were roasting the pan? I thought Sam Trippily and Willa Walker were going to give me a little bit more. I hate, like, roasting people, and they don't say anything back because then it kind of feels like bullying.

You know what I'm saying? So I didn't really want to be a bully. And, you know, there's a lot of people on the show tonight. So he kind of got to, like, move it through. I probably was on stage like seven, eight minutes. Normally me and Tony might have a 10 to 12 minute interaction, but we still accomplish what we needed to accomplish. And that's for all the people asking me

when I'm gonna come back on Kill Tony. I'm back, baby. I'll be back in probably like another month or so. I love y'all so much. Thank you for watching Kill Tony, BTS. And one last question. We got to talk about run high fight. Run high fight.

Yeah, bro. It's a movie that I was in. I'm a security guard in the movie. Some people hate on it. Some people don't. A lot of people say I stole the movie. A lot of people are not happy that I did the movie, but at the end of the day, you're not a fucking artist. And opportunities come few and far in between sometimes.

So sometimes you just got to get what the fuck you can get, just like you, bitch. Are you working your fucking dream job? No, you probably hate your fucking job, but you're still fucking there, right? Because you got to feed your fucking kids and have a place to live. But the movie's great. A lot of people hate it because of daily wire being associated with it. But fuck that. Anybody can fund the movie.

You motherfuckers don't know how Hollywood works. Go watch the fucking movie. If you like it, like it. If you don't, don't fucking watch it again. That's all I got to say. We're artists. We're putting shit out, bro. We don't know what's going to hit with y'all.

We filmed the movie and think that's the best thing we ever did. It's my first full-length feature. Shout out to that. And you crushed shit, bro. Did you ever get to meet Jonathan Majors or Ben Shapiro? I did not meet Ben Shapiro. But me and Jonathan Majors did spend a lot of time on set together. We actually became very, very close.

We still text to this day. And hopefully, we're in the... It works for having another project, so hopefully that goes through. But you just never know, bro. I see them all the time when I'm in L.A., and we still link up. And the docchola, man. Wow, what a collab. What a bit.

Actually, sir, sir. But, okay, okay. Great job, man. Great job. How do we do this? This is Billy's first time ever doing stand-up comedy. What does he do? Go in there and die like the rest of the things.

You die the rest of the other. Good, good, but it's honest of place. Honestly, when you walk out in such a bunch, it's not even just regular comedy. Yeah. Just go beat you. Okay. Regardless.

Yeah. You're gonna have, just set up the stuff to like, for the after. So hold on. For the year, you're going to ask you a bunch of to be out. I feel like interviews easier than like, no.

to be started. Everything's hard. Everything's hard. Everything is everything. It's like everything. The comedy is the worst thing to jump into. Okay. And you just get, but it's like you have a .

As long as you're having the most, nobody's ever been having more fun than you want to actually. And if you're having the most fun, that's all that happened. Like go up there and have fun. Like, like, it's a natural energy if you're like, I'm just doing this to have fun. Yeah. Don't go up there to proof a point. Don't go up there to do it.

Just go out there to do it. Just go out fun. Because then they rip those curtains back, you see the bright lights, and you see all the people, it's going on fucking. Can you see the audience or no? You can see everything. You can see everything. You can see the band.

You can see four niggas doing better than you at your job. A lot more than four. Yeah, yeah. So you vote for Billy using or not using the other than that? No, we're not doing that. He can't fight. No, he can't fight. No, he's been appreciated.

He's been in karate combat in Austin. We're not doing that either. I know. No, we're just doing that for B-roll. No, no, no, no, no. You were like fluke from spy keys. I wouldn't use it. I'm not, I don't know.

You're dude. I think he should be fired. Wait. Just go up to her and a half from. Yeah. Whatever you prefer, do you, be ready to handle anything. Because like when you practice, it's completely.

So like the first time I was, like, signed up for like a five minutes spine. And I was like, I had 15 minutes. I was done in 37 seconds. Really? It's just the time, timing on stage is, different timing in person. So just go up there and say the words you guys.

Half a stand on and believe in it. Like it's okay to be nervous, it's okay to be natural. Like just be happy. Like don't try to be something that you're not. Don't talk shit about anybody on that shit because like if they don't know you, they won't give you that a lot because they came down here to see, like just be you.

So many people miss up there, just come up there and they're like, Redmond, something. But they're like, but they're like, Everybody's pissed off because, bro, I just, like, I waited online for these tickets. I bought them. I got babysitters. I flew in time. Just go be you.

That's it. That's it. You'll be fine. Win or lose was wrong? There's another time. And then there's another time. And there's another time. And you do that.

And I've been doing it for 13 years. It's just terrifying. I don't know whatever I do. Yeah. There's nothing to account for. You're still going to nervous? Always. Yeah.

But nervousness is just excitement without the muscle. So I get excited, but I know it's the service because I need to have a lot. There's nothing better than that hot. There's nothing better than a hot. You know coming up here and be in yourself. If you're being different, you'll never get that. You'll never get the hot. You'll never get the hot.

You'll never get the hot. Like, let them leave and do it as soon. You can read through like one liner. I said every two hours when I come in the 90. I just think the whole world was thinking. No one at the ball was saying. Yeah. Thank you.

Also, don't ever write Joe down. That is true. Yeah. But you know what it was funny because you're afraid, you're texting, you're and you're saying. You know, all the words you're actually want to say. Yeah.

You're leaving a bullet points on there. Instead of saying what you actually talk like. Mm-hmm. So don't even know what it's good. Just say that in your head over, over, over, over. I do that. Just remember the bullet points and work from there. Fuck the more.

You just start talking because you can lose. Because if you lose a bullet point in the middle, he's going to, the crowd doesn't, don't ever react to. Yeah, just go through. Thank you, sir. I'll also tell him that's your first man. Yeah. Oh no, no, no, no.

Say it first because it creates another boundary of the team. Interesting. So then you change it, everything. So it is, trust it's going to know it's his first. No, no, he's a known entity. But no, I'm so bad there's. I don't know if you recognize him.

Hey, that doesn't matter, it doesn't matter if you're Right. They don't care. Oh no, infamous, infamous. It does not matter. It does not. I know. Dude, I've seen giant comics have to come on stage after somebody kills and they die.

Oh, I know. Just set it up where you can have like a space. Yeah. Hey, this is my first time doing it and then do the set. Maybe you just marry, give yourself that a breath a moment, because it's different when you got that mic in your eye. Thank you.

Thank you. Thank you. We're back. I got to go one. All right. Enjoy it. The lovely Sarah Sloan. What a fire festival?

So how are you, for his first time, is the creator of... This is the lies it's been all night. My name is Billy McFarland and yes, I am the crater of fire festival. Relax, guys. If I organize this, you... you still be stuck at the fucking airports. I'd be a little grateful, right? Recently, I went back to this little island

called Utila Honduras to do another fucking festival. Everybody told me I didn't learn any lessons, and I'm here to say, that's bullshit. First, I learned how to apologize in Spanish. Second, I googled Honduras prisons. I quickly learned to give a fuck about customer satisfaction. And third, being here tonight,

my first ever comedy night. I see all these great comedians. They bust their ass for 20 years to beg for a Netflix special. I only had to serve four, so I guess I'm doing something, right? When everybody asks me what's next, the answer is pretty easy.

When things don't go right, you just got to ask for some more money. So I'm really excited to meet my hero here, Tony. Tony sells tickets first, then he pulls names out of the bucket, and you're stuck with guys like me. Tony, all I can say is you're one cheese sandwich away from me.

Not Jail Salt, baby. It's not so bad. Billy McFarlane, ladies and gentlemen with his first ever stand-up appearance. He's a real guy. It goes so fast. Damn, bro. How do you feel right now, bro? It was good.

It was a little quick. Dude, there was a lot of information and all that go, man. Holy shit. Yeah, it goes fast and many planting it. But it's cool. It's good. What do you guys think? I think, no.

I think, yeah, it was beautiful. You think so, actually? Absolutely, yeah. Yeah, great. All right, cool, awesome. Dude, you did it awesome, bro. Thanks for having me. It was cool experience.

Yeah, I'll see if we ever do that again, but that was cool. What were you feeling right before the curtain got pulled? I only got through half my speech, so I was a little upset, but yeah, I guess the time went faster than I expected. What was the rest of it? I'll have to save it for the next one now. You can't have your material. You did great. You got laughs.

Yeah. You only got booze before you started talking. That's usually how it goes. Everyone do who you are. Yeah, talk to you fast. No, you were good. Yeah. You hit the 59 seconds on the dive.

Like, you didn't even have to get called. Really? Like, we wrote it right. Got it. We did it. Thank you, guys. Thanks for having us. Appreciate it. See you next time.

Thank you, bro. Good? Dude, I loved it. You crushed it. I go viral, dude. We need it to go viral. Make it happen. Make it happen.

Got you, got you. Can I post and I'm here or I'll wait until next Monday? Next Monday, yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay. When the episode gets released, right when you, your name gets dropped, boom, you can release it. Yeah, because it, it's, uh, premieres on YouTube. Understood. So right when your name is there, you can, you can, you can do it.

Yeah. Thank you so much, you. Thank you. Awesome, thank you. Thank you. Just waiting for them to all get out of here. Yeah. I don't know if they were all night.

Yeah. Famous. Scammer. The black guy in his crew was acting like you fucking owned the greener. Yeah. And that's who they were the whole time. Yeah. He also just had his phone like this.

The entire time he was in the green room. I'm like, nobody keeps their phone that close to their face. And I just kept looking at the camera lens because I was like, I know you're recording. Yeah. Oh yeah, they're flying. They're on pre-order right now. Now, hundreds of these jars have been sold. Am I correct, guys? Sarah?

Yeah, okay. I just told me that's her own. Sarah, can you confirm the fart jars, please? You know what I think would be cool, Pat, is if you and Wheeler switched places and Wheeler Walker Jr. plays us out with a little, absolutely, a little classic hit in his. All right, here we go.

He does it for you, but it's not. And you call me and play fuck you I love you guys I was so impressed well written Mary Thank you so much I mean like Oh the lines are awesome

Yeah Yeah Yeah you do great Yeah It looks like you Yeah Yeah awesome

All right you're gonna have I'm gonna do it at least I'm gonna do it at The minute is going to be able to be able for a while. Okay, go to Britsy's. Okay, go to Britsy.

Okay, okay. All right, see you guys. And they all love them, but because he got mad to everything, it starts building up. You know what? And just wins, dude. That guy's your move in such a weird-looking mother-puckold. It's like, it's like, see, bet, the best you, whatever is like, like, you're going. Girl, you're so good.

I love you. You know. So, I'm not really. But I'm not really, but I'm, hey, thanks for me to put me off you. I love you. I love you. Anytime. Hey guys, you look like you need a refrigerator man.

Thank you so much. What about you, sir? You got a refrigerator? Oh, a refrigerator? Thank you. Oh, yeah. I thought we had to meet you back. Oh, I came to you guys.

Great job. Oh, I thank you, thank you. You still messing up? Oh, yeah, for real. Yeah. You guys have been doing. Thank you. Thank you.

Yeah, you are a baby, man. That's a good follow-up out. Yeah, it was great. I didn't even balance so much better. Yeah. I'm pumped for you, buddy. I was just like annoyed last week because I was like, I almost didn't come because of my voice.

I was like I had this like cosmic out that I didn't take. You never, remember what I told you, it's better, you've got to do those things. You don't want to take those cosmic out. The fact you showed up shows integrity and you got to do that to yourself. You got to, you got, you got, so you made the right choice. You've been doing work out. Thank you. You made the right choice.

Every time that has been life changing for me, has been when I didn't want to go. Right. I became a regular kill to him. The day I didn't want to go because I was already a door guy at the common store. Right. And I didn't want to go and my friend from out of town forced me to go. No way. He was like, I was like, man.

I don't get pulled out of a dog. I fuck that and shit. That's how life works, man. Yeah, bro. So anytime I don't feel like doing it, I make sure I do it and be on point. You just have to do the opposite. Yes. That's how the best stuff always happens, man.

You never want to do it. There's always something pulling you away. Absolutely. Yeah, but I've also had that happen where it worked out in the moment. I thought it was like, that was good. Didn't always require reflection. Oh, no, fuck away, dude. You're serious, yeah.

Oh, yeah. We will find him. We will find him. That's hilarious. We will find him. You look like a fucking pedophiles. That's a pedophage. That's a pedophage.

You're a real address. Petapherson. Pedophage. Just my Instagram now. You're right here, bro. Glenn, we will find you, Glenn. We will find you. We will find you.

Hey, one refrigerator at a time. We will find you. Looking for Blaine! That's hilarious. Yeah. This is our behind the scenes. This is Elena. Hi!

I don't be on there. You'll be on it. Is that guilt on a switch? Yeah, I didn't want to. Dude, yeah. Got you in this right here. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. We got it, wait.

Yeah, we got it. That's it.