KILL TONY - KT: Behind the Tape (Ep: 790 Yung Gravy + Erik Griffin)
Episode Date: October 24, 2026An exclusive, behind the scenes look from KT Episode 790 KT guest Yung Gravy + Erik Griffin Yung Gravy, Erik Griffin, Pat O'Neill, Dedrick Flynn, Martin Phillips, D Madness, Michael A. Gonzales, ...Jon Deas, Matthew Muehling, Grooveline Horns, Joe White, Troy Conrad, Monica Colt McNeely, Steve Glass, Nathan Poling, Tony Hinchcliffe, Brian Redban - RECORDED– 10/12/2026 Watch Kill Tony and other exclusive content, ad free! Plus tons of perks. Get Kill Tony + for $5/month now at https://killtony.supercast.com/ Incogni: They can't harm you, if they can't find you! Use code KILLTONY at https://incogni.com/killtony for 60% off an annual plan. TalkSpace: Find the licensed provider that’s the right fit for your need and get $80 off your first month with promo code SPACE80 at https://Talkspace.com Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.
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I'm going to do some impressions. One of the impressions is going to be of a giant pussy, which is me.
And then I'm going to have like a freak out that sort of, particularly when I came up with it was like real.
And then it's still kind of real. So I freak out. And then I had this proposal bit.
How are you? Hi, how are you? Hey, how's going, man?
Nice to see you.
And I think I'm going to do the proposal bit. I don't know.
But I am run it by web in, just to make sure we're good with copyright and stuff like that.
Because it's copyright-free and Suno, which should be fine.
Yeah, they've been to subscribe for YouTube, so it would be like...
But...
They did say personal use a bunch of times.
Yeah, but I'll run it by in.
But yeah, I'm going to do that, and then we'll see if this is the last kill toadie I ever do,
if I could start doing myself more.
If I have to go back to Tim and No Break, and I want to do that.
I don't know, man.
So this is probably the biggest one I've done.
And then I have nothing really planned for the interview.
I'm just gonna try and answer stuff honestly,
not push the comedy too much, be myself.
And I talked to my mom about it.
She was like, don't do that.
Don't be yourself.
And I was like, mom.
So I just have a lot of trauma with my mom.
I don't really want to talk about it.
No, I get you.
And that was fun.
Is there?
I haven't done that in a while.
I know. I had done it. We had you know, we hang out. I love it. I forget how much fun it is. It's been too goddamn long.
Used to be part of my pre-show routine. How are you by the way? I'm great. I love you, D.
I appreciate you. Can't wait to have a Long Island and a crown and coke with you. Yes, sir. Just got to get through the hard part. Oh, shit. I've been wondering why you're smiling so big back there.
I ain't took one yet. Oh.
I can't open this goddamn fucking thing.
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I want to look into penis enlargement surgery for myself.
Well, the weaners, when they turn the girls and the guys, their weaners actually, they're small, but they look like weasers.
They're like enlarge the clip and put a hat on.
I don't want to do that then.
No, let's change the subject.
How much, what's the cheapest penis and large bed surgery do you think I could get?
I don't think you want to go cheap.
Well, yeah, I mean, fair point.
But, like, quality, quality lines, like, best paying for my buck.
Like, turkey?
At least 20 grand.
Turkey, all right, 20 grand.
Is your stick really best one?
No, but I was thinking it could definitely use it.
If it had a few more inches, it would be extremely impressive.
That's the best true for everybody.
Yeah. Amen.
There's black guys out there.
I don't know. You're going to need a few bucks to increase your bang, you know?
Every man worth the length of his own penis knows that two is bigger than one.
I'd better have a dick that can fit all the way in a pussy, though.
I wouldn't want just like the tip of my...
Oh, fuck you, dude.
It feels way better to have your whole dick in a vagina.
I don't care if it feels good for them.
It feels good for me.
I wouldn't want to only be able to put like that much longer.
Yeah, but right now my whole dick fits in half a pussy right now.
Good.
I'm there for it.
I'll jump in there with you.
My hands are all sweaty.
I got sweaty hands from playing the drums.
Oh, there it is.
Oh man, I feel like Andrew Wilson opening a pickle jar.
Ah, Ag. Magnus, I need you, dude.
Holy shit, almighty.
You got dry hands?
All they need is to be dry.
Mine are soaking wet.
He got it.
Red band's a master of opening jars.
Uh-huh.
Usually.
Meanyase and jams.
That's right.
Little smuckers.
My peanut butter and jelly morning sandwiches.
That's breakfast and bread.
You know, it's crazy.
They say that black people are the number one molesters in the world.
But I thought about it.
And I said, it's true.
because everyone that get molested just always seem to just black out.
This gang say they're the biggest in the world.
This gang say they're the biggest in the world, but they're not.
It's deaf people because they're going to throw this set up all day.
We love you.
We had the most passionate week-long Mexican romance,
and then we both decided with better friends.
She'll co-s on that.
Yeah, he shied the bed.
Yeah, but that she should have.
She meant that as a metaphor, not literally.
And then literally like, you know, Amber heard them.
Literally like, literally like...
You like, ever heard it.
Yeah, you ever heard of something?
Yeah, I took a shitter in bed.
It's true.
Story's out, she's ruined the whole relationship.
She's like, oh, I can't be with somebody that's in our hotel bed.
I thought that's what I paid you for.
Yeah, she made me a lot.
Damn, it's really hard to guess and her.
Yes, I did shit in the bed.
I know that you have to do it.
That's why I do it.
What's one of the best things about getting older?
What?
That's the thing about getting older.
Yeah.
Man, I can't think of anything good about it.
That's the age.
Well, I'll tell you what.
I know you got the biggest balls out of the whole crew.
I don't know about that.
No, I do.
I know for a fact.
We have a special bathroom camera that we don't tell anybody about
just in case, just in case Heidi takes off her nipple
covers and we saw those old long balls Joe.
Old long balls, old city long balls. Yep, that's what they call them.
They called them that in the Civil War, old long balls.
In Civil War, what are you talking about? I know, you were in.
I said long before that. You were in the Revolutionary War.
Revolutionary War. Revolutionary war. I was there with George. That's right. You also fought
against the Romans. I did. That's right. I was in Legion 69. Uh-huh. You once had a bitch slap up.
dinosaur as well correct what kind of dinosaur was that stegosaurus oh stegosaurus
my favorite kind you know it's the one that's got that big that kind of shield
with the thing for the owners yeah were those a vegetarian or a carnivore no no they're
vegetarian oh wow it's kind of like a cow they only eat grass uh-huh a lot over
of course red bands like a cow and he does he never eats vegetables well he eats savages
that's right
There's a piece of lettuce on a sandwich.
That's his vegetables for the year.
That's right.
That's right.
But I figured why I'm eating steak.
I'm being a vegetarian.
You're goddamn right.
How about when you're eating puss?
Well, that's a little different story.
You ever put any condiments on it?
But what?
You ever put any condiments on pussy before you eat it?
No, no, no, no, no.
You like the natural.
Oh, you've got to have the natural.
It's like a steak.
You can't put A1 on it, some people say.
Oh, no.
Mm-hmm.
You can't really...
Why, do you usually use a condom
before you really eat someone?
Condiments?
Yeah.
On a girl's vagina?
Yeah.
Yeah, I have to put some meat juice on there.
Ah, I see.
Because I'm gay.
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How are you?
I'm doing really well.
Today's a really good day.
It's humid outside.
It is, yeah.
It should be called,
H. High.
It's not made.
It's high humidity, right?
And don't worry, I'm just warming up.
Literally, it's human.
Hi, Red Band.
How are you?
How are you?
Wow, you got a little jacket on.
Yeah, he does.
A little jacket.
Every time he dresses up,
that means I'm dressing down.
Ever since I can remember,
I've been fucking up my collar.
Hey.
Shit.
You've got my collar.
Nope, my godow.
My nipples are hard.
Well, Heidi's early today.
No, they're not.
No, they're not.
You put so many covers on it.
Heidi's not early today.
Heidi is exactly in a time.
I don't know, did you see this?
Oh my God.
Oh.
Let's put some like my essence in there.
Let's try to scoop my essence.
Oh, if you fucking shard in there right now, I will love to.
Do it real.
Oh my god, that actually worked.
Right?
Does it smell like me?
You're so hot.
Heidi. Jesus Christ. So I have a bit where I'm going to play a song and the song I made on
Suno and using copyright free a rip of the copyright free track and it's just like edited it
together to make this which would be okay right you made it why used other
tracks if he made it one that I made in Suno
and then one and I have a proclan and then one wait you made the tracks though
what you mean like instruments the ones that you put together yeah like took two
songs that I found one I made on Suno but the other one was rip here let me
show you you have to own the rights of the songs like that we're playing let me
let me show you so it's this does have no copyright twitch music copyright free music
so one of the biggest tricks is they take your copy
How are you?
Just so you put it and use it in something so that they can make something.
Hi, Kim.
How are you?
I'll reach out and pay for it.
$60,000?
No, that's how much we would, you know, just as a joke.
Like, that's, you know.
So they say copyright free, but it's not a copyright free?
Like 90% of the time.
But we can try it and then if I have to pull it, we pull it.
Okay.
I think we try it.
Okay.
And then I'm going to reach out to them and secure the rights.
But like it's a section of the appearance so we could literally just cut it
cut it out. But you ran it through Suno?
So Suno, so it's it's a dubstep, like the chorus is dubstep, the other part is
like the light melody I made in Suno, the dubstep part I ripped from that.
So you just combine two different songs.
Which she does uploaded the dubstep to Suno, have them.
redo it because if it's not copyrighted then soon I would have been like oh okay you did
that that's cool does that make sense oh well did hey how are you how are you good
hi are you uh are you uh go no I just got back into town like an hour ago oh from where
uh I was from the poker tour I would oh yeah the poker the poker show for 11 days and then I went
oh yeah you talked a laser about it says it's going to be you it's going to be
It's gonna be great. It's gonna be great. Yeah. That's awesome. Yeah. And then I went straight on the road with Bert. So I went from a van for 11 days to a bus for 11 days, or for four days.
Damn. Yeah. How was that being on the bus for that?
With Bert, it's so fun. I mean, the bus is nice and we have bunks, but it's just, you know. I sleep really good on the bus actually because we take off when we're going to sleep. So we drive while we sleep and it just blocks to be like a baby. The poker shit was cool.
crazy. It looked wild. Crazy.
Was it a show or was it just on the road?
It's a TV show, yeah. And they were trying to make it. It's like a Big Brother-esque
poker shows. They put me and Laser with four poker pros took us all around six cities
in Texas. We did like different challenges and those challenges during the day that are like
shooting like Texas things when you chips for a final game where we played for $100,000.
Nice. Oh my gosh. That's awesome.
Yeah, you know, you used to be in here tickling people in the green rooms, you've changed.
Yeah.
You've grown up.
My sleep schedule's all fucked up right now.
I can't believe I'm saying it.
You've grown up a bit.
You just ask us how damn per day we were.
I'm still like that.
I'm just tired.
Or not tired, I guess.
I just, my sleep schedule is fucked.
Janice is out of town for 10 days, so I'm like, oh, I can just sleep whenever I want to and do whatever I want.
It's crazy.
As soon as you get nine hours, you turn into a first.
You're saying when you're tired, you're normal?
Yeah.
Nobody let this man sleep.
We've known each other for so long.
I was talking to Bert about yesterday.
It's really crazy.
I think I made it the first night you came to town.
I think so.
Because you slept on your cousin's floor.
Yeah.
And that's all I'll say about that.
I know he banged her and he says it every time at the one's age.
every time I go on stage, I was like,
I bang her cousin while she was on the floor.
I didn't hear anything.
The first time I ever met her,
she's sleeping right here.
I was like, oh, we gotta do it tonight.
I didn't hear things.
That's shocking because I would think Red Band
really rocks the bed.
Well, it was a very quiet four seconds.
I think it was a mattress on the floor.
Oh, no, for a redact.
Even closer to where she was sitting,
or where she was sleeping.
Oh, yeah, and you're bad.
I know, like, he has like some secret
he nutted on me.
I like to imagine that she's just laying there first time in big LA and she's just
seeing her watching her cousin get flogged.
I remember what I remember that day that I moved because the song that was out
She's a phone night to get so.
Oh, lucky.
Get lucky.
Get lucky.
That one and I always think of you and McCalla and that song and Tony and being in the main room,
when the main room had the piano on the stage.
I remember my very first night in LA, dude, we hung out.
Now, my very first night at the comedy store, we all hung out in the main room until like 3 a.m.
And everybody was telling ghost stories.
Do you remember William Albermire or whatever?
Oh, he did.
Oh, shit.
Well, I didn't know who he was.
I'd never seen him.
And it was like, everybody left to go.
And I was like, I'm going to go pee real quick.
I go to backstage.
I pee.
I'm washing my hands.
And I hear that shower backstage.
No, it unlocks.
Someone's in it.
It's like 4 a.m.
And it opens a door and it's him and that green soup.
He's all pale. I thought he was a ghost dude. I screamed in his face and ran out.
Nobody looked like he looked like a ghost. You were scared of me and I was scared of him for the next eight years.
Like we just looked at each other and ran away.
That's hilarious.
There he is. What's up? Man.
Hi. Hi. Hi. Hi.
We're so excited to have you.
Hello, man. Sir, I brought a gang with me.
Hi everybody.
How are you doing?
How you doing, man?
Good to see you, man.
I saw you, uh...
Was, uh, a lot in the world.
Oh, you did?
You're like, you know, like,
That's pretty nice.
It's crazy.
It's recognized out it's jacket.
It's crazy.
It's recognized how it was jacket.
Um,
I'm sorry.
Oh, my job for black friend.
I was like,
I'm really sorry to something like
this is too, so.
It's a cool, Tony Monday, man.
You know, you know, me.
It's a chill guy, so.
Yeah, you got really laid back now, so.
So it changed a lot.
We're actually pretty good buddies.
I don't know this guy.
Now that jacket, I don't know this guy.
Yeah, he only lets me hang out with him when I have a other Jack and a other jacket.
And you know lasers?
You guys are buddies?
Well, yeah, he plays the video games.
I play with women.
And together, I mean, you should see it on an extra option for a world.
I'm out of Italy.
We got a little close.
You're practically best friends.
I didn't shower.
Rex could be a high-screen music set.
I'm a back in a door.
What happened to fucking being able to have five to eight drinks?
Shane smokes some cities.
Laugh your balls off.
Yeah.
Yeah.
You call it a nine.
It's okay.
You don't have to do crack.
And by the way, and if they did that, guess what?
They wouldn't be eating fucking.
McFlurries at 4 a.m.
Well, if they were fucking...
Right, you gotta have that too.
They're not fucking...
That's that too.
You're not fucking getting fired.
Right.
I have no fucking way.
They're not fucking that's true.
Oh.
So, yeah.
You working out of that a lot?
Yeah, a little bit.
Start the pet touch tomorrow.
You only $100.
Sure.
So you drink your beer.
Yeah.
Give me a hundred bucks.
No, I don't.
No, I don't.
The table.
I made that bed with Timmy Nobrains, not Evan Filzer, whoever from this guy.
But didn't shave it?
Yeah, man.
Yeah, but one of the others is in a great
and things.
Hey, do you?
Oh, yeah.
Yeah, what type of water?
Would you be in water?
I'm in tap.
I'll pick them a lot.
Yeah.
I'm a lot.
I'm a lot.
That's good.
That's good.
Yeah, what's up?
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And jerknade.
Ah, I don't know a good year.
It's not an ACAM website.
It's ECAM website right now.
It's a drunk uncles.
That's your monik blaminsies.
And a whole fucking unit can ever be on.
Like a toolbub.
A bull nose.
All right.
What a conversation with the lasers like?
You change.
You change.
You've changed.
You're trying to be.
That is not.
That is not worth.
Are you gonna keep the air blade trim?
Or yeah, that's that fucking style.
So this song was like steady getting like 70k a day.
It's really good.
Yeah.
Then this trend drops in May.
Wow.
Double the streams for like a month.
Wow.
Even still today, it's higher.
Yeah.
Higher than it was before.
Wow.
This song has been out for like, uh, 2022.
Oh yeah.
I know that one.
Which one is that one?
Betty. It's called Betty.
Yeah.
Like I would be Teddy White Pass.
Right.
I have a lot of song names and just like normal names.
Yeah.
Trilogy, wherever you say when there's tenable.
And you guys met?
I love it.
I was just coming to do that.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, we're doing it.
It's gonna be so great.
I'm so happy to have you guys.
Yeah, this is something else.
Oh, it's fucking rock and roll and comedy.
It's Austin, Texas, baby.
I only like gravy when it's on a steak.
Oh, wow.
That is correct.
That is correct.
We just went the ball. I was with David Lucas.
Oh, shit. You went with David Lucas.
Oh, damn. That's a lot. It's a big bill.
Drinks. Drinks. Order six tequila doubles.
Yo, give me the top shelf tequila. Make it a double. No ice.
This fucking guy.
This guy lives like he's Donald Trump.
No one knows how to pat a bill like this guy. This is Young Gravy. David.
Gravy's the man.
Hell yeah.
Oh, yeah. I appreciate you, brother.
It all depends.
I mean, there are people, sometimes I'll be like, oh my God, how the fuck is Big Jay here this weekend?
Yeah.
You know.
But that's why I do book it out now.
It also depends on what time of the year because I take a vacation.
But yeah, you are right.
It's a big deal now.
It's a big deal.
But I'm glad we got you for this one.
It's going to be huge.
What was you good?
What?
I don't know what you're only on.
Just Wikipedia.
No right now.
He's serious sketch game.
See, Timmy know breaks is because we're going to
The opposite with some ketchup.
And I'm method, so...
So sketchy.
You're going to see a magic trick?
Yes.
Oh my God
Oh my
I was tripping out
I would be told me
Oh my god
Wait what
That's my best friend of our world
Yeah, I'm a harmonica
Okay
He didn't play Armonica on stage
And they want to have on stage
He plays on stage with everybody
This guy just jumps on stage
I've seen him taken out by 23 security guards before
before.
You don't have it this week.
What are you going to talk about?
You don't even have, you haven't even thought about it.
It's the season of the witch.
It's October.
Hey, I got it.
Trust me.
If I do bet it don't have me back, I'll bet it on you again.
I'm ready.
Been ready.
Hell I walked here.
Are you drinking?
No, this is the first beer of that all day.
I swear to God.
We've done this a few times.
I'm gonna go get it.
Are you sure you have it?
I'm fucking not.
I need the chain for my game.
The season of the witch is a box.
Alright, I'll give you a spot.
Wow.
All right.
But take it easy on the boots.
on the booze. You always end up getting too drunk and then you regret it.
I have one two drunk up of like two beers.
Alright, drink some water.
And we use that?
No, no, who's that he is.
Delicious.
Delicious.
Ow!
Ask me, he said, he's a kind guy.
Make sure you say that when you're up there.
And honestly, first time ever went on stage, he was a guest.
Yeah, so.
Nice.
It was on Kiltoni?
You started on Kiltoni.
That was the first one I understand.
Yeah.
Right.
You know what I'm talking about?
You know what's funny?
These are mine.
I swear to that.
I swear to God.
I swear to God.
I swear to go.
So you get it.
It won't.
I was Joe.
Okay.
Could you all switch glasses real quick?
Uh, yeah.
Like such a K-pop romantic sex symbol when you have your glasses on, doesn't it?
I told him.
You do a graphic team.
Bitch you gay.
Bitch, gay.
I did all these fans once with a bunch of gay guys.
I was a guy guy doing a new guy.
That's my best impression. That's, that I'm working on.
These are not like prescription.
They're reading classes, right?
Oh yeah.
It's real hard.
So about the Chi-O-Roy.
The people that I push, Timmy's, Timmy's a big one.
The guy that goes last tonight, Pat O'Neill, is the next one.
He's going to be, he's so fucking, he's so fucking good, it's crazy.
Yeah, he's going to close the show.
And he's next.
I mean, he's going to be a fucking full-time arena act in two or three years, minimum.
There's nothing that can stop him at this point.
Even if I took him off the show, it would make him this, like, there's nothing that can have
happen.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, he's just so fucking he's been.
He's wacky looking, fucking all he does is write and think of funny shit all day.
Stayed sober, already had his crazy times in life.
So like he's just like this like genius.
I finally moved this year for a soccer.
Nice.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
You know, I'm not.
Yeah.
Whoa.
It's got that cock, got.
Got that cockbrack.
You got a lot of it.
You have a knife.
You have a knit.
You have a knife.
You have a knife.
He's like a scissor.
You got a fell this.
This,
the scene is boning.
I sat goofy and it like,
makes me look like I'm like.
That's the widest problem
you ever heard of.
My God, dude.
You'll see Heidi?
Look at Heidi.
Kitty's popping out on the side.
You're here.
She can never be buried in the Jewish cemetery.
You can never be buried in the Jewish cemetery.
I don't even are you.
No, this is spayed.
This is spayed.
Oh, yeah.
Who cares?
Christine, you know you guys get tattooed on you?
When?
I've been a love for a long time.
Why did you say that?
It's ever since road girls.
It's good.
Not, no, no, no.
I'm not.
You've tried one of want.
You've got to make it.
You got the extra fabric off your tits?
Yeah.
Yeah, it's like the,
so I took the boning out.
Oh, you're about to get a boning in.
You keep standing next to me like that.
Redband, what the fuck have you been eating this week?
You look bloated.
What are you doing over there?
Is everyone's sandwich?
Oh, God.
That's what it is.
It's one sandwich.
All I did, I only had one sandwich.
Red Band, you look great.
Now, face that way.
Put your body facing that way.
Now look.
No, don't suck it in.
I just wear baggy clothes, too.
It's just like, I'm so funny.
Sucking it in.
Still fat.
He sucks it in.
He's just a normal fat guy.
Without the sucking, he just like, you just like,
sandwich.
Yeah, right.
What happened? You were allergic to O-Zem-Pick or something?
What's it?
You were allergic to it or something?
O-Zempic?
I've never tried it?
Well, buddy.
We're gonna sneak some on one of your sandwiches.
Remember it, I'm just gonna work out.
You can't roll it.
It's like a pet.
You have to put it in a cheese bowl or something.
Oh my god.
No, you look great.
I like the Jackson.
No, I don't like it.
We all can't look like we have AIDS.
Whoa!
Where's your sound effect?
Give me your sound effect.
Bambana bop bambab bum bum bum bum bha.
Red bands.
Uh, did you just go pee by some chance?
I did. Perfect.
Yep.
That's what I tell the guests to do right before we go out.
It's going right now.
Perfect.
It'll be fun.
You hanging?
You're hanging tonight?
I love it.
Let's have a real who's nanny.
I'm gonna bring you two up at the same time in about three minutes
You sit next to me and you sit on the end
Okay, that's the best way to do it and try to stay square to the table sometimes that far guess will kind of as the episode goes on kind of start to like move their chair that way and then you're kind of disconnected from me and the panel
You'll see you just kind of stay facing forward. Yeah, all right, we'll see in a bed
Yeah, here we go. Easy breezy, another day at the office.
Some fun.
Hair's extra curly today for some reason. You see that?
A little something, we're a little sticky.
Here we go again, huh? It's always me on this.
Any verbal words out, but you can laugh or...
It's going to be great. I would be filming him when I...
I don't know.
I'm not going to be able.
But that's about it.
You guys ready to start tonight's fucking show?
Where I am bringing on one of my favorite musicians,
with my favorite rappers in the world,
and who also happens to be fucking hilarious and cool as hell.
And I'm putting them on with one of the legendary guests of this show.
And absolutely one of the funniest human beings in the world.
You know I'm from Warholic, Snoopo di Bohemia,
the Pedro Pascault comes up December 4.
December 4.
Um, ladies gentlemen, this is it.
I present here two guests tonight.
Two of my favorite demons' block player,
basically Mr. Young Grady, and Harry,
Eric, I am sorry for what my people have done.
That is, uh, I tell you, I don't take responsibility for it.
I did, I'm not even joking.
I thought Netanyahu was that, um,
Hasidic rapper, you know?
I don't know what's going on over there.
I didn't do it.
You big nose bitch and I'm like why are you saying that they're like Palestine I'm like what is that? I don't know
Don't do this
Yeah you guys really fuck me up. It's not your fault. It's my fault. I'm the comedian and I just want you to know that this doesn't go well
My career ends because I've walked away from the only reason I have a career
It's your fault
Specifically your fault man your energy is fucking me up
So give it up for gay people give it up yourself and give it up for our hope
Let's have fun!
Okay.
But how about the fattest you can be?
Like there's levels to fat.
Do we get one?
I think the fattest a man can be is a man who wears suspenders.
Imagine eating the same technology as a bridge.
I'm a blast this fan.
But if you want people to know who you are, I would...
It's probably already in San Antonio, though.
That's what they're saying.
Like, I'm like, yeah.
It's never come in that
It's
It's a lot of money
It's not too much
We love sand
And he goes
That's a nightmare
Don't close my eyes
You got follow me up here
Oh my
Are you going to try to follow me
Are you gonna try to follow me?
Yeah
Are you going to
What the fuck?
Are you going up?
Yeah.
I hate this part.
Hey, what you get this fucking all your nerves.
Might as well drink.
Oh no.
Great comedians that kill themselves.
You can think the bad ones will try you.
This is the worst one.
We go out there and bomb it as bad as like to anticipate.
Yeah.
Someone just bombed.
Oh no, I watched it.
That's what I think.
I go, well, this one, I won't have a worse set.
Here.
I'm gonna try to break your shit here, Donie.
I didn't realize this thing.
I don't even know how any of this works.
Come on, say my name three times.
I'm gonna you out of here.
Come on.
I'm one of my best goddamn Aerosmith midriff's shirt for this.
And you're gonna sit there and roast me like this.
Come on, Tony.
Come on, I got this.
A stepmom left this in my studio apartment last night,
and I decided to wear it.
I'm losing, let me do my thing.
I got a blood pressure receptor on my right forearm right now.
Doctor said I have to keep it on for a week,
test if I'm doing drugs and whatnot.
My heart rate's out of control.
I'm going to get...
I'm just filled up on gas station, boner pills,
and stickless corn dogs right now.
Come on, let me talk, Tony.
Give me a second here.
I got a lot to say.
I've been waiting two and a half months for this.
He finally let me on again.
Everybody knows I'm the biggest god-dain star shows ever seen.
Just again, let me get a goddamn word in.
What do I gotta do?
Blame our harmonica to get a fucking word in over here.
I got four harmonicas in ABC and a D.
Let me feel around see well that's my dick, that's my ass.
Shit.
Thanks for having me.
Just look at it.
Not-Ware.
Just look at a non-were.
Come on.
Let me go bomb.
Yeah.
Fun, good night.
There's so much fun, right?
You're a bunch of fun, right?
Boy, Tony talked from me like about 20 minutes.
I said I did.
I should take a drink.
Yeah, dude, what's up?
How you feel right now?
You know, got the little butterflies, but that'll go away, just adrenaline.
Yeah.
Yeah, before you're set, you were a little nervous.
Yeah, you always get... I don't really get nervous, but this one I fucking hate, because sometimes you can go out there and eat the dick, and it sucks.
So you think about that, but it's an angst.
But yeah, once you get out there, you get comfortable, skin, a little harmonica, get right with the Lord.
Yeah, dude.
It's fun. I just got anxiety, like angst right now still, yeah.
Yeah, you mentioned on stage that you quit drinking.
Yeah, that's a lot.
I'm out to do something, though.
Yeah.
How did you feel of Tony and person for, like...
Boy, it went forever.
God damn, he went forever.
But, no, it was cool because in there,
it gives me time to think about what I'm going to say.
You know what I'm saying?
So I was going to go, I was going to do like,
I was just going to start singing an Aerosmith at first.
Like, I just want to hold you club.
But then I was like, you know,
Just say thanks for having me, you know what I feel like it played into it.
That's good.
And then you had a heartwarming moment with one of the panelists.
Yeah.
Eric Griffin was the first time I ever did kill Tony, first time I ever to stand-up ever.
He was the guest.
And I was dog shit then, but I had a little spunk to me.
And yeah, it was a cool little moment to rekindle that flame.
Damn, dude.
Yeah, it's all full source like the Lion King when, like, Scar kills that boy's daddy.
That's great, dude.
Yeah, you revive the crowd, man.
Yeah, boy, there was some duds in before me.
So I looked, I was like, shit, I might not have the worst day.
I looked at Timmy Knobresovina.
It might be you, but hang on me, you know what I'm saying?
But yeah, dude, it was fine.
That was cool.
Franker, if she could have found a way to the balls down the
exciting.
She was going to come back and kills again.
She just had some real black foods?
Yeah.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah.
She shouldn't have gone with the most basic black.
She's going to check me.
I mean, check me.
I mean, check me.
secrets, you can't just be giving them out here.
You're trying to just keep them for yourself, dude.
You're not even eating an ass out there.
Talking about toilet motions and you don't even eat ass.
What can I say? I don't even eat ass.
Hey.
...is a freaking nature in the show's history.
Balls to be a gentleman, I present you a great and powerful.
How the fuck we're doing?
Hey, Gigi, nice to see you.
Are you a bad, or you?
Are you a battery?
Because those are some double A.
Small pits.
I mean, come on.
Front row.
What are you doing, bitch?
All right.
This last one is going to be,
let's do an impression of a giant pushy.
Okay, check this out.
What's up?
My name's Tim St. Fleur.
I'm from San Diego.
And this leather jacket is my prison.
I fucking...
I fucking...
No, you guys don't understand.
I've been doing this for a year.
I have to do.
this shit forever. I'm so fucked. I am so fucked. You have no idea.
But if I do, I don't know.
Get some, no, I should, you should have the,
you should have the glasses for one.
Let's just, let's just for fun.
Because that's all it is, yeah.
One thing I found out,
yeah.
That's back.
Yeah, that's good.
Oh, that's it, dude.
I can't do you.
I love it.
Can I get a picture of him?
Yeah.
I was ready to have a baby?
Can I put my backpack now?
No, I'm very lucky if my son did,
um, but raise him.
There's a lot of male competitive energy
Fun time I go to his room
I make sure I'm not in that door
It's super hot because doctor
I thought he's got a bigger thing
You have what I do now
You're a free bird now
I don't know
And I'm at a turn it's
sitting out of a shower
You can catch him at
Well, it'll be gone by them.
Was it freaking out?
I was freaking out.
A little bit.
But it kind of, it worked because you were like, I'm so good with my character.
Be yourself.
How long are you going to stand by?
What part of San Antonio have you been doing it?
Austin.
Be yourself.
I was freaking out on a different level.
The song is.
The size is a great bit.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, you do it a while.
Now I can't do it on the road anymore.
That's what sucks another show.
You just burned it?
Yeah, I burned it because it was like,
all right, this is the first time I'm coming out with myself.
This is a good thing.
Yeah.
No, it, no.
Did you consider?
Or even the people on the balcony
were staring out of looking back at the girl that you're on.
Just, please say no.
You don't know, you don't have a girl friend.
It's, uh, you gotta be, like a shit.
That's not that.
Similarities.
My, I've got those.
Gap was.
Gave me away from some.
He just never hangs out with her and never brings her around.
Never talked about or never told anybody.
There's so many guys if you would know their marriage,
and then all of a sudden like one day or someone would go.
I will serve it for like 10 years.
Does everybody just eat their wife?
Everybody just doesn't have to leave their wife.
You just gotta hide that side, right?
Hey, man, dude!
You're gonna do yourself now, you broke up.
You broke the shell?
Do you think it's like, I could be myself?
Well, hang on, don't push you.
I mean, I'll get all carried away.
I mean, I'll get one good set, dude.
I mean, you sang a song, man.
Tony mocked me for 27 minutes.
There you.
I don't trust red hands or twins.
How's the devil's work?
Hey, thanks for having me.
Thanks for having me.
Yeah.
I was going to start to see you.
I was going to start seeing it, Harold Smith.
I don't want a club, but then it was too long.
I was like, yeah, man, there's a match.
How would I describe that?
How do I go after that?
No, I was better than the other three.
You know, no, no, no, no.
You didn't know, no, no.
I don't know.
Hey, I'm going to do you guys.
I'm running.
I was like, I'm happy.
You did something.
You did something.
You said a residence.
You start bombing it over
Tim Schaefer in 2007,
Beer of the Dragon.
Yeah, we're like it out.
It's reaped our feet, our scores.
It's reap our small.
Was he with us up on your sense?
I'm talking about chicks right now.
Look at this.
Look at this, here.
Look at this.
Look at this.
You have gone in, bitch.
I was gone.
You have to have a tarot card on it, me, friend.
It'll give you magical nut busting.
Twelve time and night, me love.
Holy.
He was a little weird at first on the first one, but you still let him do it?
Wait, what?
The first night, you said he was a little bit handsy or too much?
Oh, no, he wasn't like that.
No, she wanted to fuck.
She wanted to fuck him and he let it rip.
If I lose weight, it might be an option for me.
Her.
To get pimped out.
Okay.
Now I got, it got weird.
You're making a joke.
That was a joke.
No, I was kind of serious.
You would be willing to prostitute yourself?
Well.
Has he talked about, has he talked with this about you?
Yeah, he doesn't like the idea.
He'd rather me just do gang bangs, but I'm not really into that.
Yeah.
We got to get her to court.
nail right now.
This is so amazing, by the way.
This is the longest interview of the night times two.
Where are things at now?
So you guys are struggling for rent.
Is he trying any, is he doing any hustling at all,
but trying to script on this thousand bucks,
you're 12 days late on rent?
He's trying to, like,
construction work and stuff.
Oh, shit.
Real close, right.
Are you shaking?
It's good.
Just free.
And can they give you some advice?
Go out in front and stand out there when the show is over
and let all those people tell you how funny you were and make some fans.
You can do it.
Good job.
All right, have a good night.
Shoes are coming off.
Oh shit.
This is like the UFC way.
And Heidi, you got a scale back there?
Bring out the lovely Heidi.
There she is.
All right, here we go.
What do we got over there?
198.4.
Wow.
Hey, you're right, girl.
Fuck yeah.
That don't sound right.
No.
I probably like, I was 126 at the doctor.
I wanted it to say for you, but I just started to a meal time.
160 all muscle.
Oh, yeah.
Make sure you check out his podcast, great meat cards and everything.
Great job.
Okay, so great.
Amazing.
You can't do all on fast.
Can you play us now with a little song to get us up here.
Ah, Cup of these.
Great new Hout Joyrider, available everywhere.
Kellyan Rook Tor.
He's in Florida, Atlanta, Nashville, the Carolinas, and New York all coming up.
Eric Griffin's in the movie book, The Pagra Pascow, December 4th, ladies and gentlemen, I present you.
It's an acoustic vape.
You know, all the kids are vaping nowadays, but those are electric.
This is an acoustic thing.
Well, I got a real pretty.
Why is that so skinny?
Because I'm skinny.
I would never color you skin.
I wouldn't like, I wouldn't say it in a not good way.
I'm skinny, but not.
I'm skinny what I should be.
What is that?
Careful with your words.
Actually, but trying to get away.
The doctor said I weighed 126.
Is that good for a good one?
Mm-hmm.
Mm-hmm.
