KILL TONY - KT: Behind the Tape (Ep: 790 Yung Gravy + Erik Griffin)

Episode Date: October 24, 2026

An exclusive, behind the scenes look from KT Episode 790 KT guest Yung Gravy + Erik Griffin Yung Gravy, Erik Griffin, Pat O'Neill, Dedrick Flynn, Martin Phillips, D Madness, Michael A. Gonzales, ...Jon Deas, Matthew Muehling, Grooveline Horns, Joe White, Troy Conrad, Monica Colt McNeely, Steve Glass, Nathan Poling, Tony Hinchcliffe, Brian Redban - RECORDED– 10/12/2026 Watch Kill Tony and other exclusive content, ad free! Plus tons of perks. Get Kill Tony + for $5/month now at https://killtony.supercast.com/ Incogni: They can't harm you, if they can't find you! Use code KILLTONY at https://incogni.com/killtony for 60% off an annual plan. TalkSpace: Find the licensed provider that’s the right fit for your need and get $80 off your first month with promo code SPACE80 at https://Talkspace.com  Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

Transcript
Discussion (0)
Starting point is 00:00:30 I'm going to do some impressions. One of the impressions is going to be of a giant pussy, which is me. And then I'm going to have like a freak out that sort of, particularly when I came up with it was like real. And then it's still kind of real. So I freak out. And then I had this proposal bit. How are you? Hi, how are you? Hey, how's going, man? Nice to see you. And I think I'm going to do the proposal bit. I don't know. But I am run it by web in, just to make sure we're good with copyright and stuff like that. Because it's copyright-free and Suno, which should be fine.
Starting point is 00:01:09 Yeah, they've been to subscribe for YouTube, so it would be like... But... They did say personal use a bunch of times. Yeah, but I'll run it by in. But yeah, I'm going to do that, and then we'll see if this is the last kill toadie I ever do, if I could start doing myself more. If I have to go back to Tim and No Break, and I want to do that. I don't know, man.
Starting point is 00:01:33 So this is probably the biggest one I've done. And then I have nothing really planned for the interview. I'm just gonna try and answer stuff honestly, not push the comedy too much, be myself. And I talked to my mom about it. She was like, don't do that. Don't be yourself. And I was like, mom.
Starting point is 00:01:52 So I just have a lot of trauma with my mom. I don't really want to talk about it. No, I get you. And that was fun. Is there? I haven't done that in a while. I know. I had done it. We had you know, we hang out. I love it. I forget how much fun it is. It's been too goddamn long. Used to be part of my pre-show routine. How are you by the way? I'm great. I love you, D.
Starting point is 00:02:14 I appreciate you. Can't wait to have a Long Island and a crown and coke with you. Yes, sir. Just got to get through the hard part. Oh, shit. I've been wondering why you're smiling so big back there. I ain't took one yet. Oh. I can't open this goddamn fucking thing. All right. Before we get into it, I got to tell you guys about something. We just launched Kill Tony Plus. Here's the deal.
Starting point is 00:02:47 You sign up. You get every new episode ad-free and uncensored. We're giving members a brand new angle of the show that's never been seen before. This is as close as you can get to sitting in the audience. You also get bonus content. Q&A episodes, behind-the-scenes stuff, Extra bits you're not getting anywhere else.
Starting point is 00:03:07 And there's perks on the merch store too. It's five bucks a month. That's less than a cost of a beer or a pack of cigarettes or a lot of fun things. Links in the description or go straight to killtony. Dot supercast.com to join. This is a very, very exciting opportunity for all you diehard fans and super haters. Go to killtony supercast.com. All right.
Starting point is 00:03:30 Back to the show. Oh, hey, I didn't see you there. You know, we all value our privacy. But thousands of data brokers are working behind the scenes to collect and sell your personal information. These companies build detail profiles, including your home address and phone numbers, selling them to advertisers or exposing you to identity theft and scams. If you've ever Googled yourself and found private details on a public site, you've seen the problem firsthand. Incogni is a data removal service tool that works on autopilot to reclaim your privacy. Instead of spending hundreds of hours manually contacting brokers, Incogni's automated engine handles the process for you.
Starting point is 00:04:08 They reach out to over 420 data broker sites to ensure your info is removed and stays removed through reoccurring suppression requests. For total coverage, the unlimited plan features an exposure scanner to find your data across the searchable web. If you find your info on a site, they don't yet automate. Just submit the link via custom removals, and their specialists will manage this request for you. They can't harm you. If they can't find you, use code Kill Tony at the link below and get 60% off an annual plan. Incogny.com slash kiltony. I want to look into penis enlargement surgery for myself.
Starting point is 00:04:43 Well, the weaners, when they turn the girls and the guys, their weaners actually, they're small, but they look like weasers. They're like enlarge the clip and put a hat on. I don't want to do that then. No, let's change the subject. How much, what's the cheapest penis and large bed surgery do you think I could get? I don't think you want to go cheap. Well, yeah, I mean, fair point. But, like, quality, quality lines, like, best paying for my buck.
Starting point is 00:05:13 Like, turkey? At least 20 grand. Turkey, all right, 20 grand. Is your stick really best one? No, but I was thinking it could definitely use it. If it had a few more inches, it would be extremely impressive. That's the best true for everybody. Yeah. Amen.
Starting point is 00:05:30 There's black guys out there. I don't know. You're going to need a few bucks to increase your bang, you know? Every man worth the length of his own penis knows that two is bigger than one. I'd better have a dick that can fit all the way in a pussy, though. I wouldn't want just like the tip of my... Oh, fuck you, dude. It feels way better to have your whole dick in a vagina. I don't care if it feels good for them.
Starting point is 00:05:49 It feels good for me. I wouldn't want to only be able to put like that much longer. Yeah, but right now my whole dick fits in half a pussy right now. Good. I'm there for it. I'll jump in there with you. My hands are all sweaty. I got sweaty hands from playing the drums.
Starting point is 00:06:10 Oh, there it is. Oh man, I feel like Andrew Wilson opening a pickle jar. Ah, Ag. Magnus, I need you, dude. Holy shit, almighty. You got dry hands? All they need is to be dry. Mine are soaking wet. He got it.
Starting point is 00:06:36 Red band's a master of opening jars. Uh-huh. Usually. Meanyase and jams. That's right. Little smuckers. My peanut butter and jelly morning sandwiches. That's breakfast and bread.
Starting point is 00:06:51 You know, it's crazy. They say that black people are the number one molesters in the world. But I thought about it. And I said, it's true. because everyone that get molested just always seem to just black out. This gang say they're the biggest in the world. This gang say they're the biggest in the world, but they're not. It's deaf people because they're going to throw this set up all day.
Starting point is 00:07:13 We love you. We had the most passionate week-long Mexican romance, and then we both decided with better friends. She'll co-s on that. Yeah, he shied the bed. Yeah, but that she should have. She meant that as a metaphor, not literally. And then literally like, you know, Amber heard them.
Starting point is 00:07:34 Literally like, literally like... You like, ever heard it. Yeah, you ever heard of something? Yeah, I took a shitter in bed. It's true. Story's out, she's ruined the whole relationship. She's like, oh, I can't be with somebody that's in our hotel bed. I thought that's what I paid you for.
Starting point is 00:07:52 Yeah, she made me a lot. Damn, it's really hard to guess and her. Yes, I did shit in the bed. I know that you have to do it. That's why I do it. What's one of the best things about getting older? What? That's the thing about getting older.
Starting point is 00:08:09 Yeah. Man, I can't think of anything good about it. That's the age. Well, I'll tell you what. I know you got the biggest balls out of the whole crew. I don't know about that. No, I do. I know for a fact.
Starting point is 00:08:23 We have a special bathroom camera that we don't tell anybody about just in case, just in case Heidi takes off her nipple covers and we saw those old long balls Joe. Old long balls, old city long balls. Yep, that's what they call them. They called them that in the Civil War, old long balls. In Civil War, what are you talking about? I know, you were in. I said long before that. You were in the Revolutionary War. Revolutionary War. Revolutionary war. I was there with George. That's right. You also fought
Starting point is 00:08:53 against the Romans. I did. That's right. I was in Legion 69. Uh-huh. You once had a bitch slap up. dinosaur as well correct what kind of dinosaur was that stegosaurus oh stegosaurus my favorite kind you know it's the one that's got that big that kind of shield with the thing for the owners yeah were those a vegetarian or a carnivore no no they're vegetarian oh wow it's kind of like a cow they only eat grass uh-huh a lot over of course red bands like a cow and he does he never eats vegetables well he eats savages that's right There's a piece of lettuce on a sandwich.
Starting point is 00:09:34 That's his vegetables for the year. That's right. That's right. But I figured why I'm eating steak. I'm being a vegetarian. You're goddamn right. How about when you're eating puss? Well, that's a little different story.
Starting point is 00:09:47 You ever put any condiments on it? But what? You ever put any condiments on pussy before you eat it? No, no, no, no, no. You like the natural. Oh, you've got to have the natural. It's like a steak. You can't put A1 on it, some people say.
Starting point is 00:10:01 Oh, no. Mm-hmm. You can't really... Why, do you usually use a condom before you really eat someone? Condiments? Yeah. On a girl's vagina?
Starting point is 00:10:13 Yeah. Yeah, I have to put some meat juice on there. Ah, I see. Because I'm gay. All right. Let's be totally real for a second. Life can be an absolute circus, and therapy is super important,
Starting point is 00:10:27 but who has time to sit bumper-to-bumper traffic or burn a giant hole in their wallet just to talk to someone? Not me. That's why. I completely recommend Talkspace. Talk space makes getting professional mental health support ridiculously easy, accessible, and totally affordable.
Starting point is 00:10:41 Raid BAM. Look, man, they're the number one rated online therapy platform, matching you directly with top-notch licensed therapists and psychiatrists, right from your phone or a computer. Whether you're spiraling over a minor delay in convenience, totally burnt out, or navigating big life chaos, you can shoot them a message or jump on a video call without ever changing out of your service.
Starting point is 00:11:03 sweat. Oh, plus Stockspace makes most major insurance plans, which means most insured members pay a co-pay of $0. Shazam, even out of the pocket, they're on a mission to keep amazing mental health care superior. Super budget friendly for everyone. As a listener of this podcast, you'll get
Starting point is 00:11:19 $80 off your first month with TalkSpace when you go to Talkspace.com and enter promo code Space 80. That's SPAC80 to match with a licensed therapist today. Go to Talkspace.com and enter promo code space 80. A TalkSpace therapist will be in your corner for whatever comes up.
Starting point is 00:11:35 To talk through your hard relationships, share your pride and big accomplishments, and be a place for you to vent, day or night. When you make space for a therapist who just gets you, life just gets brighter. Talkspace therapists are all licensed with an average of 10 years of experience. Talkspace is covered by most insurance plans
Starting point is 00:11:57 and maybe no cost to you. Go to talkspace.com to get started. How are you? I'm doing really well. Today's a really good day. It's humid outside. It is, yeah. It should be called,
Starting point is 00:12:07 H. High. It's not made. It's high humidity, right? And don't worry, I'm just warming up. Literally, it's human. Hi, Red Band. How are you? How are you?
Starting point is 00:12:19 Wow, you got a little jacket on. Yeah, he does. A little jacket. Every time he dresses up, that means I'm dressing down. Ever since I can remember, I've been fucking up my collar. Hey.
Starting point is 00:12:30 Shit. You've got my collar. Nope, my godow. My nipples are hard. Well, Heidi's early today. No, they're not. No, they're not. You put so many covers on it.
Starting point is 00:12:42 Heidi's not early today. Heidi is exactly in a time. I don't know, did you see this? Oh my God. Oh. Let's put some like my essence in there. Let's try to scoop my essence. Oh, if you fucking shard in there right now, I will love to.
Starting point is 00:12:57 Do it real. Oh my god, that actually worked. Right? Does it smell like me? You're so hot. Heidi. Jesus Christ. So I have a bit where I'm going to play a song and the song I made on Suno and using copyright free a rip of the copyright free track and it's just like edited it together to make this which would be okay right you made it why used other
Starting point is 00:13:28 tracks if he made it one that I made in Suno and then one and I have a proclan and then one wait you made the tracks though what you mean like instruments the ones that you put together yeah like took two songs that I found one I made on Suno but the other one was rip here let me show you you have to own the rights of the songs like that we're playing let me let me show you so it's this does have no copyright twitch music copyright free music so one of the biggest tricks is they take your copy How are you?
Starting point is 00:14:11 Just so you put it and use it in something so that they can make something. Hi, Kim. How are you? I'll reach out and pay for it. $60,000? No, that's how much we would, you know, just as a joke. Like, that's, you know. So they say copyright free, but it's not a copyright free?
Starting point is 00:14:28 Like 90% of the time. But we can try it and then if I have to pull it, we pull it. Okay. I think we try it. Okay. And then I'm going to reach out to them and secure the rights. But like it's a section of the appearance so we could literally just cut it cut it out. But you ran it through Suno?
Starting point is 00:14:46 So Suno, so it's it's a dubstep, like the chorus is dubstep, the other part is like the light melody I made in Suno, the dubstep part I ripped from that. So you just combine two different songs. Which she does uploaded the dubstep to Suno, have them. redo it because if it's not copyrighted then soon I would have been like oh okay you did that that's cool does that make sense oh well did hey how are you how are you good hi are you uh are you uh go no I just got back into town like an hour ago oh from where uh I was from the poker tour I would oh yeah the poker the poker show for 11 days and then I went
Starting point is 00:15:38 oh yeah you talked a laser about it says it's going to be you it's going to be It's gonna be great. It's gonna be great. Yeah. That's awesome. Yeah. And then I went straight on the road with Bert. So I went from a van for 11 days to a bus for 11 days, or for four days. Damn. Yeah. How was that being on the bus for that? With Bert, it's so fun. I mean, the bus is nice and we have bunks, but it's just, you know. I sleep really good on the bus actually because we take off when we're going to sleep. So we drive while we sleep and it just blocks to be like a baby. The poker shit was cool. crazy. It looked wild. Crazy. Was it a show or was it just on the road? It's a TV show, yeah. And they were trying to make it. It's like a Big Brother-esque poker shows. They put me and Laser with four poker pros took us all around six cities
Starting point is 00:16:27 in Texas. We did like different challenges and those challenges during the day that are like shooting like Texas things when you chips for a final game where we played for $100,000. Nice. Oh my gosh. That's awesome. Yeah, you know, you used to be in here tickling people in the green rooms, you've changed. Yeah. You've grown up. My sleep schedule's all fucked up right now. I can't believe I'm saying it.
Starting point is 00:16:51 You've grown up a bit. You just ask us how damn per day we were. I'm still like that. I'm just tired. Or not tired, I guess. I just, my sleep schedule is fucked. Janice is out of town for 10 days, so I'm like, oh, I can just sleep whenever I want to and do whatever I want. It's crazy.
Starting point is 00:17:08 As soon as you get nine hours, you turn into a first. You're saying when you're tired, you're normal? Yeah. Nobody let this man sleep. We've known each other for so long. I was talking to Bert about yesterday. It's really crazy. I think I made it the first night you came to town.
Starting point is 00:17:32 I think so. Because you slept on your cousin's floor. Yeah. And that's all I'll say about that. I know he banged her and he says it every time at the one's age. every time I go on stage, I was like, I bang her cousin while she was on the floor. I didn't hear anything.
Starting point is 00:17:45 The first time I ever met her, she's sleeping right here. I was like, oh, we gotta do it tonight. I didn't hear things. That's shocking because I would think Red Band really rocks the bed. Well, it was a very quiet four seconds. I think it was a mattress on the floor.
Starting point is 00:18:03 Oh, no, for a redact. Even closer to where she was sitting, or where she was sleeping. Oh, yeah, and you're bad. I know, like, he has like some secret he nutted on me. I like to imagine that she's just laying there first time in big LA and she's just seeing her watching her cousin get flogged.
Starting point is 00:18:18 I remember what I remember that day that I moved because the song that was out She's a phone night to get so. Oh, lucky. Get lucky. Get lucky. That one and I always think of you and McCalla and that song and Tony and being in the main room, when the main room had the piano on the stage. I remember my very first night in LA, dude, we hung out.
Starting point is 00:18:40 Now, my very first night at the comedy store, we all hung out in the main room until like 3 a.m. And everybody was telling ghost stories. Do you remember William Albermire or whatever? Oh, he did. Oh, shit. Well, I didn't know who he was. I'd never seen him. And it was like, everybody left to go.
Starting point is 00:18:56 And I was like, I'm going to go pee real quick. I go to backstage. I pee. I'm washing my hands. And I hear that shower backstage. No, it unlocks. Someone's in it. It's like 4 a.m.
Starting point is 00:19:07 And it opens a door and it's him and that green soup. He's all pale. I thought he was a ghost dude. I screamed in his face and ran out. Nobody looked like he looked like a ghost. You were scared of me and I was scared of him for the next eight years. Like we just looked at each other and ran away. That's hilarious. There he is. What's up? Man. Hi. Hi. Hi. Hi. We're so excited to have you.
Starting point is 00:19:28 Hello, man. Sir, I brought a gang with me. Hi everybody. How are you doing? How you doing, man? Good to see you, man. I saw you, uh... Was, uh, a lot in the world. Oh, you did?
Starting point is 00:19:42 You're like, you know, like, That's pretty nice. It's crazy. It's recognized out it's jacket. It's crazy. It's recognized how it was jacket. Um, I'm sorry.
Starting point is 00:19:53 Oh, my job for black friend. I was like, I'm really sorry to something like this is too, so. It's a cool, Tony Monday, man. You know, you know, me. It's a chill guy, so. Yeah, you got really laid back now, so.
Starting point is 00:20:07 So it changed a lot. We're actually pretty good buddies. I don't know this guy. Now that jacket, I don't know this guy. Yeah, he only lets me hang out with him when I have a other Jack and a other jacket. And you know lasers? You guys are buddies? Well, yeah, he plays the video games.
Starting point is 00:20:29 I play with women. And together, I mean, you should see it on an extra option for a world. I'm out of Italy. We got a little close. You're practically best friends. I didn't shower. Rex could be a high-screen music set. I'm a back in a door.
Starting point is 00:20:46 What happened to fucking being able to have five to eight drinks? Shane smokes some cities. Laugh your balls off. Yeah. Yeah. You call it a nine. It's okay. You don't have to do crack.
Starting point is 00:21:01 And by the way, and if they did that, guess what? They wouldn't be eating fucking. McFlurries at 4 a.m. Well, if they were fucking... Right, you gotta have that too. They're not fucking... That's that too. You're not fucking getting fired.
Starting point is 00:21:17 Right. I have no fucking way. They're not fucking that's true. Oh. So, yeah. You working out of that a lot? Yeah, a little bit. Start the pet touch tomorrow.
Starting point is 00:21:32 You only $100. Sure. So you drink your beer. Yeah. Give me a hundred bucks. No, I don't. No, I don't. The table.
Starting point is 00:21:41 I made that bed with Timmy Nobrains, not Evan Filzer, whoever from this guy. But didn't shave it? Yeah, man. Yeah, but one of the others is in a great and things. Hey, do you? Oh, yeah. Yeah, what type of water?
Starting point is 00:21:59 Would you be in water? I'm in tap. I'll pick them a lot. Yeah. I'm a lot. I'm a lot. That's good. That's good.
Starting point is 00:22:07 Yeah, what's up? Me and my black friend here just want to say, we support Kiltoni Plus and Kiltoni Kloom, and Klu-Kloom, different Kuo. No, no, no, no. Kuo, we got Kuo, and then talk space. Yo, guys,
Starting point is 00:22:32 talk space, Kuo, Moto, Kono, Koso, Kono, Koso. And a jerkmate. And jerknade. Ah, I don't know a good year. It's not an ACAM website. It's ECAM website right now. It's a drunk uncles.
Starting point is 00:22:49 That's your monik blaminsies. And a whole fucking unit can ever be on. Like a toolbub. A bull nose. All right. What a conversation with the lasers like? You change. You change.
Starting point is 00:23:01 You've changed. You're trying to be. That is not. That is not worth. Are you gonna keep the air blade trim? Or yeah, that's that fucking style. So this song was like steady getting like 70k a day. It's really good.
Starting point is 00:23:18 Yeah. Then this trend drops in May. Wow. Double the streams for like a month. Wow. Even still today, it's higher. Yeah. Higher than it was before.
Starting point is 00:23:29 Wow. This song has been out for like, uh, 2022. Oh yeah. I know that one. Which one is that one? Betty. It's called Betty. Yeah. Like I would be Teddy White Pass.
Starting point is 00:23:38 Right. I have a lot of song names and just like normal names. Yeah. Trilogy, wherever you say when there's tenable. And you guys met? I love it. I was just coming to do that. Yeah, yeah, yeah, we're doing it.
Starting point is 00:23:53 It's gonna be so great. I'm so happy to have you guys. Yeah, this is something else. Oh, it's fucking rock and roll and comedy. It's Austin, Texas, baby. I only like gravy when it's on a steak. Oh, wow. That is correct.
Starting point is 00:24:05 That is correct. We just went the ball. I was with David Lucas. Oh, shit. You went with David Lucas. Oh, damn. That's a lot. It's a big bill. Drinks. Drinks. Order six tequila doubles. Yo, give me the top shelf tequila. Make it a double. No ice. This fucking guy. This guy lives like he's Donald Trump.
Starting point is 00:24:25 No one knows how to pat a bill like this guy. This is Young Gravy. David. Gravy's the man. Hell yeah. Oh, yeah. I appreciate you, brother. It all depends. I mean, there are people, sometimes I'll be like, oh my God, how the fuck is Big Jay here this weekend? Yeah. You know.
Starting point is 00:24:44 But that's why I do book it out now. It also depends on what time of the year because I take a vacation. But yeah, you are right. It's a big deal now. It's a big deal. But I'm glad we got you for this one. It's going to be huge. What was you good?
Starting point is 00:24:59 What? I don't know what you're only on. Just Wikipedia. No right now. He's serious sketch game. See, Timmy know breaks is because we're going to The opposite with some ketchup. And I'm method, so...
Starting point is 00:25:25 So sketchy. You're going to see a magic trick? Yes. Oh my God Oh my I was tripping out I would be told me Oh my god
Starting point is 00:26:13 Wait what That's my best friend of our world Yeah, I'm a harmonica Okay He didn't play Armonica on stage And they want to have on stage He plays on stage with everybody This guy just jumps on stage
Starting point is 00:26:28 I've seen him taken out by 23 security guards before before. You don't have it this week. What are you going to talk about? You don't even have, you haven't even thought about it. It's the season of the witch. It's October. Hey, I got it.
Starting point is 00:26:50 Trust me. If I do bet it don't have me back, I'll bet it on you again. I'm ready. Been ready. Hell I walked here. Are you drinking? No, this is the first beer of that all day. I swear to God.
Starting point is 00:27:06 We've done this a few times. I'm gonna go get it. Are you sure you have it? I'm fucking not. I need the chain for my game. The season of the witch is a box. Alright, I'll give you a spot. Wow.
Starting point is 00:27:21 All right. But take it easy on the boots. on the booze. You always end up getting too drunk and then you regret it. I have one two drunk up of like two beers. Alright, drink some water. And we use that? No, no, who's that he is. Delicious.
Starting point is 00:27:47 Delicious. Ow! Ask me, he said, he's a kind guy. Make sure you say that when you're up there. And honestly, first time ever went on stage, he was a guest. Yeah, so. Nice. It was on Kiltoni?
Starting point is 00:28:05 You started on Kiltoni. That was the first one I understand. Yeah. Right. You know what I'm talking about? You know what's funny? These are mine. I swear to that.
Starting point is 00:28:20 I swear to God. I swear to God. I swear to go. So you get it. It won't. I was Joe. Okay. Could you all switch glasses real quick?
Starting point is 00:28:30 Uh, yeah. Like such a K-pop romantic sex symbol when you have your glasses on, doesn't it? I told him. You do a graphic team. Bitch you gay. Bitch, gay. I did all these fans once with a bunch of gay guys. I was a guy guy doing a new guy.
Starting point is 00:28:57 That's my best impression. That's, that I'm working on. These are not like prescription. They're reading classes, right? Oh yeah. It's real hard. So about the Chi-O-Roy. The people that I push, Timmy's, Timmy's a big one. The guy that goes last tonight, Pat O'Neill, is the next one.
Starting point is 00:29:28 He's going to be, he's so fucking, he's so fucking good, it's crazy. Yeah, he's going to close the show. And he's next. I mean, he's going to be a fucking full-time arena act in two or three years, minimum. There's nothing that can stop him at this point. Even if I took him off the show, it would make him this, like, there's nothing that can have happen. Oh, yeah.
Starting point is 00:29:56 Oh, he's just so fucking he's been. He's wacky looking, fucking all he does is write and think of funny shit all day. Stayed sober, already had his crazy times in life. So like he's just like this like genius. I finally moved this year for a soccer. Nice. Yeah. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:30:15 Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. You know, I'm not. Yeah. Whoa.
Starting point is 00:30:23 It's got that cock, got. Got that cockbrack. You got a lot of it. You have a knife. You have a knit. You have a knife. You have a knife. He's like a scissor.
Starting point is 00:30:38 You got a fell this. This, the scene is boning. I sat goofy and it like, makes me look like I'm like. That's the widest problem you ever heard of. My God, dude.
Starting point is 00:30:51 You'll see Heidi? Look at Heidi. Kitty's popping out on the side. You're here. She can never be buried in the Jewish cemetery. You can never be buried in the Jewish cemetery. I don't even are you. No, this is spayed.
Starting point is 00:31:18 This is spayed. Oh, yeah. Who cares? Christine, you know you guys get tattooed on you? When? I've been a love for a long time. Why did you say that? It's ever since road girls.
Starting point is 00:31:37 It's good. Not, no, no, no. I'm not. You've tried one of want. You've got to make it. You got the extra fabric off your tits? Yeah. Yeah, it's like the,
Starting point is 00:31:58 so I took the boning out. Oh, you're about to get a boning in. You keep standing next to me like that. Redband, what the fuck have you been eating this week? You look bloated. What are you doing over there? Is everyone's sandwich? Oh, God.
Starting point is 00:32:13 That's what it is. It's one sandwich. All I did, I only had one sandwich. Red Band, you look great. Now, face that way. Put your body facing that way. Now look. No, don't suck it in.
Starting point is 00:32:27 I just wear baggy clothes, too. It's just like, I'm so funny. Sucking it in. Still fat. He sucks it in. He's just a normal fat guy. Without the sucking, he just like, you just like, sandwich.
Starting point is 00:32:39 Yeah, right. What happened? You were allergic to O-Zem-Pick or something? What's it? You were allergic to it or something? O-Zempic? I've never tried it? Well, buddy. We're gonna sneak some on one of your sandwiches.
Starting point is 00:33:01 Remember it, I'm just gonna work out. You can't roll it. It's like a pet. You have to put it in a cheese bowl or something. Oh my god. No, you look great. I like the Jackson. No, I don't like it.
Starting point is 00:33:17 We all can't look like we have AIDS. Whoa! Where's your sound effect? Give me your sound effect. Bambana bop bambab bum bum bum bum bha. Red bands. Uh, did you just go pee by some chance? I did. Perfect.
Starting point is 00:33:45 Yep. That's what I tell the guests to do right before we go out. It's going right now. Perfect. It'll be fun. You hanging? You're hanging tonight? I love it.
Starting point is 00:33:54 Let's have a real who's nanny. I'm gonna bring you two up at the same time in about three minutes You sit next to me and you sit on the end Okay, that's the best way to do it and try to stay square to the table sometimes that far guess will kind of as the episode goes on kind of start to like move their chair that way and then you're kind of disconnected from me and the panel You'll see you just kind of stay facing forward. Yeah, all right, we'll see in a bed Yeah, here we go. Easy breezy, another day at the office. Some fun. Hair's extra curly today for some reason. You see that?
Starting point is 00:34:48 A little something, we're a little sticky. Here we go again, huh? It's always me on this. Any verbal words out, but you can laugh or... It's going to be great. I would be filming him when I... I don't know. I'm not going to be able. But that's about it. You guys ready to start tonight's fucking show?
Starting point is 00:35:50 Where I am bringing on one of my favorite musicians, with my favorite rappers in the world, and who also happens to be fucking hilarious and cool as hell. And I'm putting them on with one of the legendary guests of this show. And absolutely one of the funniest human beings in the world. You know I'm from Warholic, Snoopo di Bohemia, the Pedro Pascault comes up December 4. December 4.
Starting point is 00:36:17 Um, ladies gentlemen, this is it. I present here two guests tonight. Two of my favorite demons' block player, basically Mr. Young Grady, and Harry, Eric, I am sorry for what my people have done. That is, uh, I tell you, I don't take responsibility for it. I did, I'm not even joking. I thought Netanyahu was that, um,
Starting point is 00:36:42 Hasidic rapper, you know? I don't know what's going on over there. I didn't do it. You big nose bitch and I'm like why are you saying that they're like Palestine I'm like what is that? I don't know Don't do this Yeah you guys really fuck me up. It's not your fault. It's my fault. I'm the comedian and I just want you to know that this doesn't go well My career ends because I've walked away from the only reason I have a career It's your fault
Starting point is 00:37:11 Specifically your fault man your energy is fucking me up So give it up for gay people give it up yourself and give it up for our hope Let's have fun! Okay. But how about the fattest you can be? Like there's levels to fat. Do we get one? I think the fattest a man can be is a man who wears suspenders.
Starting point is 00:37:44 Imagine eating the same technology as a bridge. I'm a blast this fan. But if you want people to know who you are, I would... It's probably already in San Antonio, though. That's what they're saying. Like, I'm like, yeah. It's never come in that It's
Starting point is 00:38:08 It's a lot of money It's not too much We love sand And he goes That's a nightmare Don't close my eyes You got follow me up here Oh my
Starting point is 00:38:23 Are you going to try to follow me Are you gonna try to follow me? Yeah Are you going to What the fuck? Are you going up? Yeah. I hate this part.
Starting point is 00:39:12 Hey, what you get this fucking all your nerves. Might as well drink. Oh no. Great comedians that kill themselves. You can think the bad ones will try you. This is the worst one. We go out there and bomb it as bad as like to anticipate. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:39:30 Someone just bombed. Oh no, I watched it. That's what I think. I go, well, this one, I won't have a worse set. Here. I'm gonna try to break your shit here, Donie. I didn't realize this thing. I don't even know how any of this works.
Starting point is 00:39:45 Come on, say my name three times. I'm gonna you out of here. Come on. I'm one of my best goddamn Aerosmith midriff's shirt for this. And you're gonna sit there and roast me like this. Come on, Tony. Come on, I got this. A stepmom left this in my studio apartment last night,
Starting point is 00:40:00 and I decided to wear it. I'm losing, let me do my thing. I got a blood pressure receptor on my right forearm right now. Doctor said I have to keep it on for a week, test if I'm doing drugs and whatnot. My heart rate's out of control. I'm going to get... I'm just filled up on gas station, boner pills,
Starting point is 00:40:16 and stickless corn dogs right now. Come on, let me talk, Tony. Give me a second here. I got a lot to say. I've been waiting two and a half months for this. He finally let me on again. Everybody knows I'm the biggest god-dain star shows ever seen. Just again, let me get a goddamn word in.
Starting point is 00:40:32 What do I gotta do? Blame our harmonica to get a fucking word in over here. I got four harmonicas in ABC and a D. Let me feel around see well that's my dick, that's my ass. Shit. Thanks for having me. Just look at it. Not-Ware.
Starting point is 00:41:16 Just look at a non-were. Come on. Let me go bomb. Yeah. Fun, good night. There's so much fun, right? You're a bunch of fun, right? Boy, Tony talked from me like about 20 minutes.
Starting point is 00:41:31 I said I did. I should take a drink. Yeah, dude, what's up? How you feel right now? You know, got the little butterflies, but that'll go away, just adrenaline. Yeah. Yeah, before you're set, you were a little nervous. Yeah, you always get... I don't really get nervous, but this one I fucking hate, because sometimes you can go out there and eat the dick, and it sucks.
Starting point is 00:41:54 So you think about that, but it's an angst. But yeah, once you get out there, you get comfortable, skin, a little harmonica, get right with the Lord. Yeah, dude. It's fun. I just got anxiety, like angst right now still, yeah. Yeah, you mentioned on stage that you quit drinking. Yeah, that's a lot. I'm out to do something, though. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:42:12 How did you feel of Tony and person for, like... Boy, it went forever. God damn, he went forever. But, no, it was cool because in there, it gives me time to think about what I'm going to say. You know what I'm saying? So I was going to go, I was going to do like, I was just going to start singing an Aerosmith at first.
Starting point is 00:42:26 Like, I just want to hold you club. But then I was like, you know, Just say thanks for having me, you know what I feel like it played into it. That's good. And then you had a heartwarming moment with one of the panelists. Yeah. Eric Griffin was the first time I ever did kill Tony, first time I ever to stand-up ever. He was the guest.
Starting point is 00:42:46 And I was dog shit then, but I had a little spunk to me. And yeah, it was a cool little moment to rekindle that flame. Damn, dude. Yeah, it's all full source like the Lion King when, like, Scar kills that boy's daddy. That's great, dude. Yeah, you revive the crowd, man. Yeah, boy, there was some duds in before me. So I looked, I was like, shit, I might not have the worst day.
Starting point is 00:43:06 I looked at Timmy Knobresovina. It might be you, but hang on me, you know what I'm saying? But yeah, dude, it was fine. That was cool. Franker, if she could have found a way to the balls down the exciting. She was going to come back and kills again. She just had some real black foods?
Starting point is 00:43:21 Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah. She shouldn't have gone with the most basic black. She's going to check me. I mean, check me. I mean, check me. secrets, you can't just be giving them out here.
Starting point is 00:43:31 You're trying to just keep them for yourself, dude. You're not even eating an ass out there. Talking about toilet motions and you don't even eat ass. What can I say? I don't even eat ass. Hey. ...is a freaking nature in the show's history. Balls to be a gentleman, I present you a great and powerful. How the fuck we're doing?
Starting point is 00:44:16 Hey, Gigi, nice to see you. Are you a bad, or you? Are you a battery? Because those are some double A. Small pits. I mean, come on. Front row. What are you doing, bitch?
Starting point is 00:44:28 All right. This last one is going to be, let's do an impression of a giant pushy. Okay, check this out. What's up? My name's Tim St. Fleur. I'm from San Diego. And this leather jacket is my prison.
Starting point is 00:44:48 I fucking... I fucking... No, you guys don't understand. I've been doing this for a year. I have to do. this shit forever. I'm so fucked. I am so fucked. You have no idea. But if I do, I don't know. Get some, no, I should, you should have the,
Starting point is 00:45:33 you should have the glasses for one. Let's just, let's just for fun. Because that's all it is, yeah. One thing I found out, yeah. That's back. Yeah, that's good. Oh, that's it, dude.
Starting point is 00:45:45 I can't do you. I love it. Can I get a picture of him? Yeah. I was ready to have a baby? Can I put my backpack now? No, I'm very lucky if my son did, um, but raise him.
Starting point is 00:45:59 There's a lot of male competitive energy Fun time I go to his room I make sure I'm not in that door It's super hot because doctor I thought he's got a bigger thing You have what I do now You're a free bird now I don't know
Starting point is 00:46:20 And I'm at a turn it's sitting out of a shower You can catch him at Well, it'll be gone by them. Was it freaking out? I was freaking out. A little bit. But it kind of, it worked because you were like, I'm so good with my character.
Starting point is 00:46:36 Be yourself. How long are you going to stand by? What part of San Antonio have you been doing it? Austin. Be yourself. I was freaking out on a different level. The song is. The size is a great bit.
Starting point is 00:46:59 Yeah, yeah, yeah, you do it a while. Now I can't do it on the road anymore. That's what sucks another show. You just burned it? Yeah, I burned it because it was like, all right, this is the first time I'm coming out with myself. This is a good thing. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:47:11 No, it, no. Did you consider? Or even the people on the balcony were staring out of looking back at the girl that you're on. Just, please say no. You don't know, you don't have a girl friend. It's, uh, you gotta be, like a shit. That's not that.
Starting point is 00:47:25 Similarities. My, I've got those. Gap was. Gave me away from some. He just never hangs out with her and never brings her around. Never talked about or never told anybody. There's so many guys if you would know their marriage, and then all of a sudden like one day or someone would go.
Starting point is 00:47:42 I will serve it for like 10 years. Does everybody just eat their wife? Everybody just doesn't have to leave their wife. You just gotta hide that side, right? Hey, man, dude! You're gonna do yourself now, you broke up. You broke the shell? Do you think it's like, I could be myself?
Starting point is 00:48:00 Well, hang on, don't push you. I mean, I'll get all carried away. I mean, I'll get one good set, dude. I mean, you sang a song, man. Tony mocked me for 27 minutes. There you. I don't trust red hands or twins. How's the devil's work?
Starting point is 00:48:18 Hey, thanks for having me. Thanks for having me. Yeah. I was going to start to see you. I was going to start seeing it, Harold Smith. I don't want a club, but then it was too long. I was like, yeah, man, there's a match. How would I describe that?
Starting point is 00:48:33 How do I go after that? No, I was better than the other three. You know, no, no, no, no. You didn't know, no, no. I don't know. Hey, I'm going to do you guys. I'm running. I was like, I'm happy.
Starting point is 00:48:52 You did something. You did something. You said a residence. You start bombing it over Tim Schaefer in 2007, Beer of the Dragon. Yeah, we're like it out. It's reaped our feet, our scores.
Starting point is 00:49:09 It's reap our small. Was he with us up on your sense? I'm talking about chicks right now. Look at this. Look at this, here. Look at this. Look at this. You have gone in, bitch.
Starting point is 00:49:30 I was gone. You have to have a tarot card on it, me, friend. It'll give you magical nut busting. Twelve time and night, me love. Holy. He was a little weird at first on the first one, but you still let him do it? Wait, what? The first night, you said he was a little bit handsy or too much?
Starting point is 00:49:52 Oh, no, he wasn't like that. No, she wanted to fuck. She wanted to fuck him and he let it rip. If I lose weight, it might be an option for me. Her. To get pimped out. Okay. Now I got, it got weird.
Starting point is 00:50:08 You're making a joke. That was a joke. No, I was kind of serious. You would be willing to prostitute yourself? Well. Has he talked about, has he talked with this about you? Yeah, he doesn't like the idea. He'd rather me just do gang bangs, but I'm not really into that.
Starting point is 00:50:24 Yeah. We got to get her to court. nail right now. This is so amazing, by the way. This is the longest interview of the night times two. Where are things at now? So you guys are struggling for rent. Is he trying any, is he doing any hustling at all,
Starting point is 00:50:42 but trying to script on this thousand bucks, you're 12 days late on rent? He's trying to, like, construction work and stuff. Oh, shit. Real close, right. Are you shaking? It's good.
Starting point is 00:51:09 Just free. And can they give you some advice? Go out in front and stand out there when the show is over and let all those people tell you how funny you were and make some fans. You can do it. Good job. All right, have a good night. Shoes are coming off.
Starting point is 00:51:28 Oh shit. This is like the UFC way. And Heidi, you got a scale back there? Bring out the lovely Heidi. There she is. All right, here we go. What do we got over there? 198.4.
Starting point is 00:51:44 Wow. Hey, you're right, girl. Fuck yeah. That don't sound right. No. I probably like, I was 126 at the doctor. I wanted it to say for you, but I just started to a meal time. 160 all muscle.
Starting point is 00:52:13 Oh, yeah. Make sure you check out his podcast, great meat cards and everything. Great job. Okay, so great. Amazing. You can't do all on fast. Can you play us now with a little song to get us up here. Ah, Cup of these.
Starting point is 00:52:34 Great new Hout Joyrider, available everywhere. Kellyan Rook Tor. He's in Florida, Atlanta, Nashville, the Carolinas, and New York all coming up. Eric Griffin's in the movie book, The Pagra Pascow, December 4th, ladies and gentlemen, I present you. It's an acoustic vape. You know, all the kids are vaping nowadays, but those are electric. This is an acoustic thing. Well, I got a real pretty.
Starting point is 00:54:14 Why is that so skinny? Because I'm skinny. I would never color you skin. I wouldn't like, I wouldn't say it in a not good way. I'm skinny, but not. I'm skinny what I should be. What is that? Careful with your words.
Starting point is 00:54:30 Actually, but trying to get away. The doctor said I weighed 126. Is that good for a good one? Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm.

There aren't comments yet for this episode. Click on any sentence in the transcript to leave a comment.