KILL TONY - KT Behind the Tape: MSG Night 1

Episode Date: August 15, 2026

An exclusive, behind the scenes look from 2026 KT MSG Night One with guests Adam Ray and Jim Norton Adam Ray, Jim Norton, Pat O'Neill, Ari Matti, David Lucas, Dedrick Flynn, Mike Finoia, D Madness, Michael A. Gonzales, Jon Deas, Matthew Muehling, Grooveline Horns, Joe White, Troy Conrad, Tony Hinchcliffe, Brian Redban - RECORDED – 08/07/2026 Watch Kill Tony and other exclusive content, ad free! Plus tons of perks. Get Kill Tony + for $5/month now at https://killtony.supercast.com/ Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See https://pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

Kill Tony Hinchcliff, Pat O'Neill is God, kill Tony MSG baby, yeah. You guys all have photo ID on you? Yeah! We're going to get started. We're going to get started. We're going to give you instructions inside. You're going to sign a waiver. Make sure every time you're signing something you are signing legibly.

That is the most important thing right now is that we can read what you write. Cool? All right, let's do it. You're going to grab a ticket from that gentleman and you'll have a section for that. Where are we going to Frank? I feel like you should be pretty good. Brian, you want to smell the rosies? Pretty smoke, smoke.

Well, you know, metaphorically, I mean. I love them. Because this is MSG3, baby. You know, tomorrow's just a lot more of the fights. Night 1. I've got to elevate into night 2. Which old is going to. This is stuck filming a movie.

Tim Dillon's on a plane to London. Cast a grown-up spores shooting makeup scenes. Shane Gillis is Tires three release parties tonight, ride in South Carolina. I don't know. Chris Rock, Adam Sandler, two promised future guests are both shooting grown-ups for. Seinfeld's in Minnesota. Seinfeld's in Minnesota, even though he was the Golden Goose for this one.

Mark Norman's in San Francisco. You just name any great New Yorker. Either they're on tomorrow or they're busy. and Joey is no Joey Diaz is taking the bag of money in Atlantic City New Jersey this weekend

the big bag of Casino money yeah yeah I see a dog I see a dog look dude man fat The band's back together.

Hey, man. Nice to. I shouldn't even be in the way. I don't know what I'm going. Oh, awesome. Yeah, yeah. Check, check. Yep.

Check, check. Through those monitors. Oh, awesome. That might be enough, right? Right? Maybe I don't need the ears, yeah. So I think of you guys may be playing something with Tony intros me,

and then, right, probably something just to get it going, and then when he goes, Randolph Davies, boom, bun, da, right? I mean, yeah, you tell me it's, yeah. All right, before we get into it, I got to tell you guys about something. We just launched Kill Tony Plus. Here's the deal.

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Pat O'Neill. So here's a question. Here we are, MSG, 7 p.m. start time, but that's the band playing for a while. An AI video, the whole shebang. Yep. They can start at 6.30. Really?

When did this revolution start? We have a four-hour show. I think we did the very first time we were here. So they can start at 6.30, but we have to be done by 10 still. So that is 7. 9, 3 and a half hours with them playing for a half hour, plus AI videos a slightly less than 3 hours, that's good. You're 56 timing ended here.

Yeah, it's going to be longer than that. Right. Not just telling you. Right. That'll really be an hour 15. Can you guys look up here with that? It is, wow. I just literally said he closes.

He's the beating heart of the modern era of Kiltony. I'll get out of here. No, you're great. I just don't know. I told me I should say, huh? All right. I was gonna say because like you know I don't talk that way about myself but tonight I would feel bad if somebody had to follow I love that you guys get that the doc filmers get that all right damn I put my fucking like leg into the deepest goddamn pot hole on the way over here so love it

gonna go do some my leg stretches fucking like hyper extend my knee like fucking on a three minute walk here dumbest guy in the world I would feel bad for whoever has to call that for me. God, I wish everybody, I wish everyone would come in with that fucking energy. He really is. I have R.E. Maddie going, I don't know if I feel too good. I'll end up. I'll do tomorrow instead.

Shut the fuck off your day tonight. Okay, if you want, I do it tonight, maybe tomorrow. Meanwhile, you have Pat O'Neill being like, I'd fucking better be a ass, because nobody's going to be able to. Number eight is one. Number eight is the girl on the shoulders. The girl on the shoulders is eight. Okay, stand by.

Yep, great. Number nine is hot tub. Number nine is hot tub. Hot tub. You good? You can start at Darkton 5, right? For what? I can scrap this if it's too much.

Okay, so we go, hey, can you go back to the four? He's not one. Someone described. When have you been here, sir? I mean, I can scrap all this. I just want to, like, now just do the songs and have a lot. I just do the songs and have a little bit of the whole day. So it takes literally, I mean here's guys,

so he's just trying to make sure he has the pictures in order. So we get the most out of it. But I can scrap it if it's stressing you out. I don't want to stress you out. But if we just do songs, it's kind of boring. It's like we should paint the whole picture. They give me 20 seconds. He's running through it one more time, not even a minute.

And then we're jamming. You're up next. I love you. Okay, stand by. Okay, here we're, go to one, please. At the very beginning. Put it. What I'm Maddie.

What I. Hold on. So, so. So, so. So, I was thinking, you know, I've done some shit, do that. And then you guys do your like, you know, be able to fucking play. So at the end, the jam, and then we'll do the,

I done it, and end it how we ended it at the show. And then I'll do the quick sponsor shoutouts. So I guess you guys can play something over the, or maybe not. I guess we didn't play it. Yeah, play nothing. Sponsor shouts. And then I'm going to go right into this next song is about people that are ungrateful.

Da-na-na-na-na-na-na-da. Dude, you're welcome. And then at the end of your welcome, I think we had a riff for you guys last time. What it was, you know, flew solo, piano solo, whatever. And that's where I'm going to do like, you know, my parents, you know,

and I'm going to tell the stories under you guys playing. And then that'll just be it. And if we wanted to, at the end of that, we could do one more. And somehow you didn't say. Like, at the end of that. And then we're done

and then an interview maybe with Tony. Right? Fuck yet. That's great. All right. Cool. I think those are the two, like, they're big energy.

And the intro one is like so good to come out. Yeah. Oh yeah. Okay. Cool. You go to move this now, Adam? Just like last year, I think, severe thunderstorm about to hit. Oh, great. That was Nashville. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, we got that at the White House. It's all bullshit. It'll just separate. It'll just separate and know this. We know we're on the right side of history here. We're on the winning team.

All right, let's have this printed out. Yep, great stuff. Feels almost so routine that it's scary. outside of the money I want to know if we have the comedy record here we definitely have it we have to have it I bet you died's played it so many times he hasn't this whole thing is like the way history is written is funny I think Dan Cook I think dice maybe did it twice that's a good name right dad probably Dave yeah because I think he actually he's really where did you get how many times is game cook played Madison Square Garden McFader this is this been a question for you just me do you want to look at them right here

Sebastian's done it 10 times. He holds the record. Sebastian does? 10 times Sebastian. There's no video that puts. Yeah, but you have to realize that's 10 hours. Correct. 10 hours is. We're saving the video.

If we have a three hour long show and we've done five hours. So normal like big stingers. Okay. You probably hold the record. So after the singers, we're going to go try for the heartbeat. After this, we will. Heartbeat wide shot. Because we have one, two, three.

And is it? Three hours per show. That's nine. Red. Pulsing red. That's what I talk to Jason. We're going to have the most comedy hours. And all of them are going to Redisland history after this week. All these videos are going to Resline. There's another machine called Lumen.

Oh, that's right. I got it next. Lumen is put Mac 1. Basically, it's playing that. So he's basically EDS. That's a loser of mind. How are you? How you doing, dude? Nice to see you. Thank you so much for having me.

I know you're super busy, but Sarah said just to pop up and let you know that I'm here. Absolutely. Make yourself at home. Thank you, but man. You have like a short. You have like a short short, short, like two to three minutes set you might want to do? Oh, I would love to. Absolutely. Yeah.

You have like a tight one? Yes. Yeah, three jokes. Perfect. Yeah. I would love to. That's very kind of. All right.

Thank you so much. I'm rolling. I'm going to add one more. But, so. Emma, we're adding one more person, so stop printing. Oh, please stop printing. I'm going to give it to you in a second. After.

After bucket pool five. After bucket pool five. Mike Fanoia. Mike Fanolia. F-I-N-O-I-A. F-I-N-O-I-A. F-I-N-O-I-A. F-N-O-I-A.

I really appreciate it. This is our exciting little spontaneous crazy world. I love it. I love getting real New Yorkers up there. Let me ask that. Let me ask that. Don't see it.

Right on. Thanks, man. So I'll just to show. Yeah. All right. Thanks. right on how's New York treating you so far man? It's great you know it's for me it's always a load of work yeah but yeah

well that's good you got a nice humid gross life-up. Yeah, super stars, hello. Hi, thanks for having me. Of course. What up, buddy? How you feeling good? I'm good, good. I'm good.

You're pretty packed up, you said. Yeah, you're pretty packed up. I mean you only have one set, right? I have one set planned. If you need me to go up, I could do another one, but I think it would be better to not. Okay. The life of fear that you live boggles my mind. Oh, it's just Madison Square.

You're loved by the people. You're loved by the people. What do you have to fucking lose? I just want to do well. I don't know. Okay. You're going to be just fine. Yeah.

If you want to take tonight off, you can. Yeah, I'll hang out. Is there an after party? If I spontaneous, not tonight, big one tomorrow. Okay. But if I need just spontaneously do the show, I'll call for you. I'll bring my stuff just in case. Your jacket and your sunglasses?

Yeah, I mean, what else? Yes. Is this on the record? Okay. Go ahead, what's wrong? Oh, no. What's going on? Here's the neurotics.

Hold on. Let me have a second with my neurotic. Do it. Is this the rest for Kiltoni Plus? Is this Kiltony Plus? That's Kiltony Plus. That's Kiltony Plus. That's going to...

up on just like the HBO. It's good. Yeah. It's not a good. Sorry. Good. Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. There's the food out. Down there. You guys want to eat? I gotta go there. Oh, Oh, amazing.

All the shows sold out. It was so fun. Yeah. Yeah. Do you five? I'm trying. How's the food look? look.

Nah, I mean, look at that, what do you think? Damn. That's why you got a banana. Yeah. Yeah. Don't sleep on the cheese. Good. Good.

You're going to stop. You're going to all right. Great. Then I'm going to stop eating this shit and come to my green room then. Thank you for the heads up. I'll see in three minutes. Bye. Bye. That's great.

Best pizza in the city just arrived in my green room. Let's go. Take one bite of this cheesecake and run for the hills. How are you feeling right before the show? I'm feeling incredible. I'm geeking out about all the posters because I've been to so many concerts in this place. So it's always neat to be able to do stand up in a room

that you've lost yourself at a concert. So it's really awesome. Really excited about it. And when did you know you're going on tonight? a half hour ago maybe and I was in traffic and I did a lot of illegal shit to get here on time so to the drivers on 95 South I apologize I deserved all those middle fingers that I got so yeah that's how good

Like, why you got through here? You're gonna get a red. All right. So what we got through here is three styles of pizza. We got our Ria cheese. We have our Ria in red, which is a take-I-Ken-style tomato pie. Sauses on top.

Love that. And then we have your signature, Kill Roney pie that's been crushing it out here in Jersey. Oh, let me see the Kilroni. Oh, my God, look at that. That's a work of art. You know, it, um, it, um, it, um, It took some travel time to get here. Wow.

All right. Look at this. That's a big one. Look at this, Anthony. The NATO pepperoni just drooling on himself. Yes. Pepperoni infused regatta. Yes.

Oh. So we also brought you guys some Philly. It's a bar pie. Some Philly steak sliders. And chicken parm, garlic, bread. Lots of sliders as well. How is it? There's a little chicken par.

Chicken palms, maca sauce, a little garlic bread. Oh, my God. You're on the box now. Yeah, you know what? I'll take my face off. That food is so shitty. Tony, we playing my iPad the music for my iPad? Are we playing for my iPad music?

No. These people, yeah, it's not keynote, so it'll be good. Brad, we open those slider. I'm a ham so just keep filming. What millimeter is that? I don't want my head looking fat. That's 35? No, 24.

Kill Tony, baby. I think you're right between your eyes. Hip, hip shot, shotgun, two. I used to do that shit. You were a kid. I mean you were a kid. I'm gonna'all so, you make some noise, dogs.

Legends! Michael Gonzalez, not just about. Not just Belgarande, big mic on the motherfucking drums. Something special happens, who knows what can happen. But we're gonna start with two of the best guests in the show's history. How about that? One of the kings of New York City. And the other one has all the records for being literally

the biggest guest in the show's history. Hall of Famer, multiple-time guests of the year. You know them. You really, really know them, as you know them. You love them. Ladies and gentlemen, welcome. My two guests tonight make some fucking noise for the great. Adam Ray and Jim Norton, who's been in every... Baking naked cheese. You know what you're doing? You know what you're doing? You see? The flip fluffs is crazy right now. That's a Harlem accent?

Yes, the accent. A Los Angeles accent. Tedric, you're dressed nice, man. You really, yeah. You look like the M&M who left the group and went solo. Yeah. It's a couple of them. I got on three camos. Mafia Uncle Camo. I love it. And then just the tigers on the feet.

You know what I'm saying? Get that little, you know what I'm saying? On the feet. These shit's the job ring. Is that the, is that from Ross? Where is that from? No. Heidi, to remind you that you're a man.

Wow. No Tupac Tramp stamp on that thoroughbred. By the way, she was the only one to have it, I kind of know him. Ari, it's crazy, man. It's literally like watching one of the best comedians in the world. work. And to have you come from our crazy little family is just nuts, man. You're just so undeniable. That fucking material is diabolical. Yeah, there was like a second part to the joke, too. I was like scared to do it because I only thought of it like yesterday,

but I don't... What do you mean? What do you think? No or no? Of course. Are you fucking kidding me? Okay, it's like experimental. Yeah. So I tried the joke. I've been writing it for like two weeks now and I did it in LA. guess how the fuck that went so I do the joke and I see in the crowd

I see a big like green hair's love of shit you know she's like and I see her throughout the joke like activating you know she's like big fucking dark hole of depression and

ass so she like storms out you know it wasn't a storm but it was She breezed out. So then later she writes me a message. I see the profile picture.

It's one of these angles where she's hiding the boat, you know. And she's like very offended at the joke. And she says, you shouldn't make fun of Down syndrome people because my sister has a Down syndrome son. And if you had a Down syndrome son, you wouldn't find it funny either. I've got this for like a week now. I'd love a Down syndrome son

Are you kidding me? It's like having a puppy forever Parents say it's the toughest part about having kids Oh they grew up so fast Not my boy He's 45 years old I tuck him into bed every night We have two fairy We play hide and seek

Watching one of the greatest comedians in the world Goof around Stuff he wasn't even gonna do Maybe I should have like done the down and then the puppy forever last. I don't know. It's so great. You're doing everything right, Ari.

I mean, you're just a freak of fucking nature. Thank you so much. Everybody loves you. You had the biggest fucking laughs of the night, the biggest pop of the night. Everything is happening for you. You are so beloved by the fucking comedy universe and your peers for great reason.

And we fucking love you. Anything else you want to say to these people? I just love New York City. Thank you for welcoming in your city. Yeah. You are the very best story Maddie, truly, truly unbelievable. That was... Oh, thank you.

Thank you. I'll think about it. I'm telling you about that. I also have a suspended budget. I'm thinking these fucking judges. I'm here one more time. We got the second part. So I brought it up.

It sounded great from here. great from here. Yeah, it's fun. Great crowd. They were super... You're good to keep around. That's your body with this guy. Wait. Wait. Watch your mouth. You want to do a little bit. Watch your mind.

Don't get smart. It's raining. That's maybe one. That's my mind maybe. It's raining. It's raining. No way I wish you went in front of me for one reason. But you want this.

I could have said so much more. I can't do that. My hand was shaking a little in the, it's so, it makes you feel so nervous when you see it all like a little shake, you know. I was like a nervous. Yeah, my, I was starting. I hate it. Yeah, I hate it. My mouth goes dry.

I'm literally like, where's the moisture? I really, I drink the guy's wood, he's a drink. You're trans now. That's how it gets your trends now. Stop spitting everywhere. This guy's just spitting. Hey, Emily. How are you feeling right now?

It's very, yeah, it's one of the most legendary arenas in the world. It's our third year here. It feels like home already. And New Yorkers are cool people. The crowd, they get jokes, they love to laugh. So that's awesome, man. Also seeing Jim Norton, Adam Ray, Tony, Red Band on the table, they're legend, so it's awesome.

How did it feel to get the loudest reaction, the best reaction tonight? I don't know. There's more show to go, so relax. But it's very warm, man. They love me and I love them too. Yeah. How nervous were you to do that extra joke? Yeah, I kind of forgot it in the moment, you know, because it's such a new idea that I had. So, and then the interview came and there was like a pause and I thought, I've never done that where I bring up a joke. I usually don't like to break the fourth wall. Like the joke and the interview, I like to keep separate. But I don't know, somehow in the moment, I was like, that's right. Although the ending of that extra joke was kind of weaker than I would have, if I would have more time to prepare. But that's kill Tony. We're working. We're working. out so yeah dude so maybe one day somebody sees the full joke they're like oh I saw that stream when he did when he tried it well dude you fucking killed it thank you I

really appreciate it thank you thank you have a good good good to see you thank you thank you yeah yeah I was coming to find you I'm coming to find you all right so this is I'm trying to just find some way of concealing this until my last joke I mean, it speaks to her itself. It's a very funny thing. Did Jack Shaw do something similar to this? Was that you? Am I mess remember?

No, this is me. This is fucking neat. Is this a flute? Is this a joint thing? Minora. Nice. Are you Jewish? Sure.

Because of that tragedy. Yes. And it's sold unironically by a Jewish company. That's crazy. Yeah. You're wanting to hide it? Yeah, I mean, I don't want to have to come out with like a fanny pack.

or anything if you have any idea of like I don't know if Heidi comes out before or anything if we could just like throw something over and put it on a stool if you have any ideas I know it's like a nuisance right now but if we have time especially if the rain delays it a few minutes

I wonder if we just put it under the table yeah or like maybe behind the drums or maybe like if it's there the whole time yeah like if the band does anywhere they don't mind well they're on stage already let me see if I have anything to cover it like yeah and then like if Heidi wouldn't mind bringing it out like that way it's not

in anybody's way sugar-free. They're flavored, but that's all I don't know. Oh, sick. Fuck yeah. As long as it actually has the juice in it, I don't care what it tastes. I mean, we could like, we could put it in like one of these bags and then like put it behind the band. Yeah, even that's great because like that's like something that I can like put it in all night. That's like lightweight and still is like not clear. But yeah, it's like the top parts. Dude, when I bought this, you see this? This is.

Oh, I'll be careful with it. you're gonna hold it at the bottom. That's a joke made thing though, right? No, it's sold unironically by a Jewish company. Oh, wait, it's not under the full of the law. It's part of the joke. It sold unironically by a Jewish company for Jewish children. It's a company in Israel.

What the fuck. Dude, it's my second closer. The first time I was ever on Kill Tony, I like asked you guys to let me bring it because he always asked left me a banditack. And I had it in there. And then he never asked and it just looked like a fucking retard who like got on Netflix. I thought I had seen it before.

The lifetime of an opportunity. That's why you've seen. I've definitely, I've had it at Secret Show and stuff, and I've shown it to you probably. Jack Shaw's done props before, but this is, you're just thinking of props in June. Bullet Jew, prop, yeah, yeah. Every time I think I'm, I think of the trains.

Okay. I will find, um, hiding. And then. Do you know where her green room is? Um, I think I walked past it. It's like near, like, Legends one, right? So, other or too much. But perfect.

Even this bag will help a lot and then just you knowing what's going on while you're backstage and shit Her ass and two-cocks staring back out of. Can we see the tattoo? This is not for Netflix technically we could do it. Oh you have to lift my I'm high. I apologize. I didn't realize. Honored to be here on this stage. I've had so many incredible nights in this room Neil Young, the dead, old hippies, those are my people. I like going to concerts where I'm offered both acid and ant acid in the parking lot. I'm like, I'm good with that LSD, but talk to me about those tumps.

I had a margarita at lunch, it's repeating. I was in 104, two weeks ago for fish. Two kids, about 18 years old before the show started, split a bag of mushrooms right in front of me, lost their first of me, lost their shit. It was the best thing I've ever seen in my entire life. These kids ate drugs, wigged out, and I just sat behind him eating popcorn, watching him unravel. One kid

was having a hard time. He was grinding his teeth. His eyes were like an owl. He was fucking breathing through his nose. He's like turned to his buddy. He goes, dude, I feel like people know we're fucked up, dude. Does everybody know we're fucked up? And I hung behind him, and I let him flip out when the lights went down. I poked my head in between him. I'm like, yo.

Your heartbeat is so loud, dude. We all thought you were dying, so we called your mom. She's on her way here. Enjoy the show, stupid. I'm friends with my dad now, and I'm glad we waited. We weren't ready. I'm a bit of a dented can. My parents kind of blew it.

They had me when they were 19, and then split when I was two months old, came back together when I was eight, remarried and had three more kids. I was the best man in my parents' second wedding. You know how much pressure that is for an eight-year-old to throw a bachelor party on a dollar a week allowance? My real dad just came back at his lousy stepdad. I was like, this guy again? I thought we returned him.

Never had a sex talk with my dad. He never had one with me. My dad's version of a sex talk was anytime anything hot came on TV. He'd grab the remote and change it. And he'd go, this is not for you. And I'm like, no, it's for me. It's not for us. This is kind of fucking, I could see your boner through your champion sweatpants, you dummy. Thank you guys so much. I'm Mike Vanoya. Ladies and gentlemen, the great Mike Benoia. So great. Fucking getting to get another New Yorker up here to new MSD. Okay, how was it up there? I just tried to pay attention to like any sound I could hear that was positive.

I mean, it's so big and it's so cavernous and it's like, I'm trying to look at like the scoreboard but also like just I'm telling my jokes and the thinking about the time and oh god it's yeah but again it's just another set you got to like you know you hear your name called and you're like it's just another set and that's it but I'm thrilled for the opportunity and and I just hope people like it no people people loved it yeah could you tell after your set that people loved it or were you still unsure no I still get this like you come off stage and it's like you got punched in the stomach a little bit like and it's just I guess when I lose that I'll probably stop doing it or whatever but like it felt it was just exciting

but also like I'm just really trying to like be in the moment and just be like happy which isn't the easiest thing to do so it was great I mean everybody was so nice when I got off stage so you fucking crushed you man how how much does MSG mean to you throughout your life greatest place in the way I mean I've lost my mind here millions of times at concerts and sporting events and celebrated New Year's Eve with fish here countless times and I mean just to be on the stage where like Jerry Garcia stood and the Beastie boys I mean it's just it's an absolute it's an absolute thrill and you know I New York's my city and I love it here and yeah I'm still kind of a little bit like on cloud nine right now. Do your family or friends know that you

just performed at Madison Square Garden? My wife, I called her and told her I was going up. My brother in comedy, my older brother, Big J. O'Kerson, I spoke with him right before. And yeah, that's it. My sister, I think. I don't like talking to, I just, I want to do my job and then talk about it after. You know what I mean? Yeah. Because you build things up and then you just set yourself up for failure. I thought more about like

go out and do the best I can and pay tribute to like the room. You know what I mean? And I'm grateful to Tony for the opportunity. And all I want to do is just be as funny as I possibly can be and make as many people laugh as possible. That's it.

I know how big of an opportunity it is. Well, you fucking crushed it, bro. Thank you. So great work, dude. I really appreciate it. Thank you so much. Thank you so much with the interview. Thank you, thank you. Is this killed Tony Bloss?

Yo, fuck you guys. Fuck you in the butt. I love you. Oh. Jim, you know Mike, you know you guys, there's you go. Jim, you know Mike, right? I know Mike very well, and I knew you would kill really funny, man.

You're great writer, great comic. Thank you, Jim. I'm happy. That was not an easy crowd. You're fucking great. Thank you, brother. Just awesome. Adam Ray. Yeah, I'm jealous you had a dead. out of debt.

You want his number? I'm good. I'm good. Kill Tony. You guys watch this the end of the David Tony Goody here and not the sixth score guy there. You're watching the title for a year. We did. We think every, we've everything is that we did.

Never run the team. It's all that. the home of the next. Wow. Hey, you're getting pretty bring this in motion? It can't be like, by the way.

Really. You know. I made the best days in the local world. I'm going to be able to like that kind of area. It's been good, right? I'm looking like that. I think training should have been

like a recent more as like 10. Like a lot on, trade, and normally walk out. For one more comedian, ladies and gentlemen. Believe it or not, you've seen, I believe, fucking 19 or 20 comedians tonight in this amazing show. It was great, right? I believe in this modern age of Kill Tony, in the modern era, right now, that there's only one way to end a show like this. Ladies and gentlemen,

we've been through so much together over the last 13 years and now I truly believe we have a Frankenstein-like character on our hands who even though he's literally never performed in New York his concise writing, delivery, and execution reminds me of many great New York comedians.

This is a very New York comedian. This is his New York debut. It is his Madison Square Garden debut. And it brings me so much joy to bring up one of my current favorite comedians. As I present to you, the real deal. I say, friends, I always think the same thing. Trader. And you know, black guys can be really homophobic, which is why I keep my wallet in my asshole.

safety first, you know? I've recently learned about the black Israelites. If you're not familiar with that term, it refers to the ones in the ovens. And any Holocaust deniers. Deniers, they refuse to believe somebody tried killing all the Jews. Apparently they never met one.

Went to the Holocaust Museum recently. Not exactly what I call art. Fucking pile of shoes. Those Jews have terrible taste. Okay, calm down everybody. I can make these jokes. I'm underweight too. Uh, now obviously anti-Semitism's been on the rise again, especially among younger generations and I think I know why. Toy Train Manoras. I'm not making this up. These are available online. I literally run ahead and purchase this one. It says in big letters on the front. all aboard the Hanukkah train.

Poor souls already felt for this catchy tagline in the 40s. Put it off of once again, unbelievable. And I know you're thinking these are manufactured by Hamas or Marjorie Taylor Green. Nope, this is true. You can look it up. They are sold by a company named Zion, Judaica. Is there enough that these people won't do to make a fucking dollar? Selling out their own ancestors.

When I googled Minora train, I was looking for some black Jewish born. I live in Texas, so I got this horseshit. Okay, thank you. Ladies and gentlemen, one more time for the great Pat O'Neill. You did it again. You are the fucking man. Guys, real quick, tell Pat how much you love him because we have one minute, 30 seconds.

Very funny, brutal jokes in a good way. Just fucking great, man. Really funny. You're in the right city for that material, young man. Great job. Very funny, really witty, really quick. And you can tell that you don't mean any. that shit so that's good. Randolph Davies.

Pat, Pat, you're my first time seeing you live. You have the same body as my 12-year-old daughter, but you are one of the funniest motherfuckers I've ever seen. So great job ripping it and taking advantage of the opportunity. Thank you, Pat, we love you. We gotta put a ribbon on this show. We have 25 seconds left.

We love. One more, how loud can this place get for the great Jim Norton, huh? I think there you be. You're doing? Thanks for having me, man. Oh, yeah. Legend there. It's always great, yeah.

No, it's good. You have to make sure that you have the time to get here and do. All the guys are going to come for, we'll plan them up for them. We'll get them all. Yeah, let's promote the fuck out of the movie, for sure. At Adam's psych. You're the fucking man. Thank you so much for making it.

It was a pleasure, man. I'll call the guy to see if you want to come out for home. Oh, that was so. Thanks to you. He's the 2026 Puck, hey. It's so funny. You've been so great for all of this one here.

Hey, they're too. Hey, Tony. And I'm nice to me too. Yeah, great job. I know. I know we love them. That's the double-up-up. Oh, yeah.

We love you. That's great job for them. Yeah, I love the house. That's the green room, green room, I did? Um, I mean, I just want. You're like that. You're like a real thing. It's such a little different thing.

It feels like I'm like, in a weird way with you, and this sounds crazy. It's probably an insult about you and shame. But it feels like we're like, like, we're like, like, shame. Shane. But, like, you know what I mean? Wow. Wow. Like, like, in that, like, final hunger, like, right before he did, like, that creek,

where it's, like, you know, you're about to make, whatever you make of all this, it's going to get 70, fucking, or 80 million views. It's going to be crazy. Amazing. It's so, so dial. I will. I was doing it. That's what's great.

And I guarantee you it inspires people like all of us. Everyone who's, who loves this shit and inspires everybody, and be like, God, I want another fucking two minute job. Wow. So great. Yeah, you took a show that people weren't familiar with. I don't know my emotion. Sorry, you threw up.

Great show. You did a great show. Thank you so much for coming. I appreciate you. Thank you very much. You were like, I don't know when you are. I don't like that this is. But the way to get to watch you do it today, if you had enough, it's so great.

Thank you, dude. I had that in my fanny pack when they pulled me on Netflix because I always saw how you were like, asked people in it. And then like, I see the pictures of myself on Netflix when I like, it was like to do so much better. And like, and I'm just wearing this shirt. Spani back way down but that wouldn't trend.

Yeah, and he falls in a round. Yeah, and then he falls in a really nice, but it's... We'll see. You want to put it? Bye. Okay. Love it. Love it.

Love you. Go to my fucking room. No, go to my room. No, go to your room. All good. All good. So, everybody... All right, Nathan. You're perfect.

I think I'm going to really just sniper tomorrow. I think this is not the venue to show about it. Oh, it's like. Oh, you're not. We ain't going out, I'm drinking. That's my brother, Donnie. Yeah. Yeah.

My older brother. My older brother. 12 years old. It's in a free piece of it. Correct. Correct. This is incorrect. Um, it is true.

I knew you were going to say that. I'm like, why am I not wearing a suit? Jimmy's gonna make that. I can't think of it. I got nothing but tomorrow. Who else is going up with the break and you think it between it? Oh, I can tell you. Right now.

What is it? John is on something? Yeah, you had a guest. You had a name it down. That's like you're a great. You're out of tonight. Yeah.

R.m. I'll go. I'll go. I'll go. I'm also Tony. You're Tony. Tony, Tony's coming from here.

I'm not a lot of they're doing different sets, but that means of both Ari Maddie and Pat O'Neill. Yeah, give some Tari's coming to

here, and let me do this so that you got the whole kitten to doodle. I see what I mean, shit. Yeah, I love it. I love it. You're just a little bit. Yeah, I love it. He's such a professor.

This is fucking cool. It's so crazy. I mean, the fact that we can literally do whatever we want, the fact that I'm texting you, you're the only person at Chibuang is really in a classroom. It's a dope. It's funny because we haven't put on for time anymore. But the fact that we should have we talk every year we're going.

The fact that I'm here is a hard. I don't worry. I don't know. I'm kind of money in the back, right? I'm not going to. I like you, I'm going to be a little, timid about it.

Oh, I put one, that you fart, it's okay. I'm not gonna die. I like that, yeah. And I like you, you switch it up with my perfect. You do you do the show. Yeah. I don't know this good. I used to do a joke about that thing before I had it. I was like, why the fuck is anybody believing me?

And why don't you have? I'm like, I'm making it up. Like, I'm doing it else is made up story. Oh. You got it. That's good. I cost $50 of work right away. Thank you.