Knowledge Fight - #1007: January 25, 2025

Episode Date: February 12, 2025

In this installment, Dan and Jordan check out Alex's first Saturday episode of Trump's second term, which is mostly about how Elon Musk is super cool, how Alex needs money bad, and how Alex ran head-first into a door in the middle of the night.

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Alex Jones Oh indeed we are Dan Jordan and Jordan quick question for you. What's up? What's your bright spot today, buddy? My bright spot today is I just I got to talk about this. Okay, right? Let's do it. The buttons are not all sent They're coming there. It's a process. I am buried. I have been buried under these fucking buttons Everybody is like, oh, isn't it gonna be so funny once Dan regrets making this decision I still don't regret it, but holy shit. I it was it I Think that I have been even inner personally a little bit in denial Yeah, cuz I think that I've told you that it's about the same as last time yeah new no

No, it's a lot worse way worse. Oh? Yeah. No. No. It's worse? It's a lot worse? Way worse. Oh boy. Way worse. Oh Dan. It's crazy. You have, you have definitely misled me. Because I think that it looked fairly similar to last time. Yeah.

And then I realized that there were about double the number in the spam folder. Oh no. So I think that might have been part of why I gave you that perception. Oh no. Because then that hit me like a ton of bricks and then I have seen a couple people post that Empty envelopes have shown up and I don't know the extent to which this is the case Very sorry if it is But I did buy

Envelopes that say high quality on it. Yeah. But the high is spelled H-I-T-H. So this might be an envelope quality issue. Their Hith quality. Hith is a difficult quality to have. Yeah. So that's tough times. I wonder if that's, is that a way to get away

with the truth in advertising thing? No, no, no, no, no. We didn't say they were high quality How high quality I don't know why you got the impression that they were high quality. Yeah. Yeah, I tried to You know deal with some of the issues that I ran into last time Yeah, and I don't know if I fucking did I put extra postage on a number of them I I measured them and I double checked with the people at the shipping center.

They're like, yeah, this is totally fine. This is the amount you're supposed to have. This is the way it's supposed to go, yeah. So if your place is asking you for extra postage, I don't know what to tell you. Oh, anyway, I don't regret anything. I'm still happy to do this. Yes.

And I'm sorry that it's taking a while. They're coming. I have gone out and there's a bunch still coming. I sometimes very rarely but sometimes I do lament us just doing the two of us everything. You know, because this is the type of situation where other people would be able to help. That's true. But that's not what we do. But I think it also ultimately defeats the purpose of what this is. This is not totally just about getting someone a button.

There's a gift process and an experience that I hope people get when it arrives. And I assume a certain flagellative penance that you're paying for whatever crimes you committed in the past life Mmm. Yeah, that might be yeah, what's your bright spot? My bright spot is we spoke about it at length I'm sure I've bothered you already with it too much, but Fanny my beautiful dog she had a An abscess on her face. You described it as a clump. Yeah, it was... It was like Eddie Murphy on her face.

Pussy is the word that you never like to use. Mm-hmm. Filled with puss and then covered in puss. And that happened. And then... I'm just trying to think of Eddie Murphy puns. Um... Because of the clumps.

You've got another 24 hours to figure it out. Hercules Yeah, she's she's better and my bright spot is my wife's mom and her vet the two of them together are Incredible and I could not be more grateful for both of them in my life and I mean that from the bottom of my heart Well, that's great. And I know I don't know the vet listens to the show, but I know Devon's mom does. And then it'll be passed along probably. I hope so.

The big ups. Yes, absolutely. Getting passed along to this vet. Yes, absolutely. So Jordan, today we have a sneaky snakey episode. We're doing this on Wednesday, putting the cat on the back burner for now. And we're going to talk about January 25, 2025.

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Yep, that's better than usual. So we'll check in on this here in a second, but first let's say hello to some new wonks. Ooh, that's a great idea. So first, help my parents- help- not help my parents. Help! My parents went to a Jimmy Dore stand-up show and I don't know to tell them he's a hack. Thank you so much, you're now a policy wonk. I'm a policy wonk! Thank you very much!

That could've use some punctuation Yeah, next been listening for ages now and thought I should go full-tail boogie on this podcast Wallace Thank you so much. You're now policy wonk. I'm a policy wonk. Thank you very much. Thank you and Rob L Thank you so much. You're now policy wonk. I'm a policy wonk Thank you very much. Thank you and we got a technocrat in the mix Jordan So thank you so much to buy a winter coat Dan please Dan buy a coat thank you so much you are now a technocrat I'm a policy wonk someone someone sodomite sent me a bucket of poop Daddy shark Jar Jar Binks has a Caribbean black accent he's a loser little little kitty

baby I don't want to hate black people. I renounce Jesus Christ. Thank you. You know what? It didn't even occur to me to buy you a coat. I should have bought you a coat. A little update on that. I have not bought a coat. I was thinking about that. My mom did get me a Land's End kind of light coat. Okay. For the winter. To you know, get a layer up. Layer up, yeah. That kind of thing. And I don't have a winter coat still,

but I've been doing fine, even with the pretty cold days that we've had. We've had a few pretty cold, but it's been a little bit mild. It's not been too terrible this year. For a Chicago winter, it's been fairly mild. And I have definitely thought about, I gotta get this coat.

People keep telling me to get a coat, and it's what people do. It's a normal thing to do 100% But I kind of feel like that episode of Seinfeld where they're like on empty. They're driving the car on empty Oh, yeah, and it's just exhilarating So I gotta see I gotta see how close we can get to that e before I was I was thinking about it And then I remembered that I haven't bought myself a coat In probably five years and then my wife bought my last coat Oh, and cuz you still needed a coat we could go get coats together. We could we could you have one

I mean, I guess we could still we probably still could yeah I'm I want to see if I can make it. I think you could. I think you can. Make it the whole winter. We'll see what happens next year. Very exciting. Like the Cubs.

So we start off here, and Alex has some exciting updates about Trump's first days in office. Gotcha. The other massive news, and I ferried this out and confirmed that this was reported yesterday morning, so more have been found. But Tom Homan has located, because the Democrats actually knew where they

shipped a bunch of them, they want people to know, now they're investigating what's happening, and you know it's going to be bad, between 75,000 and 80,000 of the 325,000 missing children have been located where they are. Now there's investigations to find the rest and then also investigate the details, but they found them. They know where they are the first 20% or so. So just lightning speed on that. And of course, you know, it leads right up to the human trafficking, sex slavery, slave labor, it's already been confirmed and they're going to prosecute and

criminally go after the deep state for that. So this is the second stage of Alex and the Right Wing Media's manufactured hysteria about missing children and it should be no surprise that Tom Homan has been so successful on this front so fast. These children were not missing to begin with. They just hadn't been contacted. This was a fundamental distortion and lie about children who arrived unaccompanied to the United States and the proportion of such children who didn't show up for court dates

on their immigration status. Between 2019 and 2023, approximately 32,000 children didn't show up for court dates, but that same report that revealed that found that 291,000 hadn't been contacted at all. They hadn't been contacted because there's no reason for the court to contact them unless their hearings were scheduled, so it just hadn't happened. Folks like Alex who love to pretend to care about serious issues and achieve the illusion that they do by lying about them attached themselves to this 300,000 number as a way to attack Biden. These children weren't all missing, but it was a pretty useful propaganda tool and you

heard the same bullshit being echoed by Trump and Vance on the campaign trail. But now Trump is in office and they need to solve this problem. Luckily, these kids aren't actually missing, so it's super easy for Homan to contact the people they haven't contacted and then magically remove those numbers from the imaginary missing people list. Honestly, he doesn't even have to do that. This talking point is based on a fantasy, so Alex can just imagine that less children are missing now and then report that to the audience. That's the entire game. Yeah. When you pretend that your enemy is doing something comically evil that isn't really happening

It's super easy to solve that problem when you get in charge by stopping pretending It's happening like I'll do one under Biden 95% of government employees were actively possessed by demons That sounds true. But now that Trump's gotten into office that number is down to 60 I'm really relieved by that and it's amazing how quickly he's working on this problem 35% reduction of over a third in just one night. Yeah, that's crazy. Yeah, that's absurd That's the kind of results you get when you actually try I mean the magic of not existing is really helping here Yep, makes problems very easy to solve. Yeah. Yeah, especially considering in this scenario Yeah, yeah, especially considering in this scenario

There's never been anything that would decrease the chances of me returning a contact quite so much as if I was undocumented And Trump is contacting me. Yeah, I've disappeared surprise. I've been kidnapped by me Yeah, I think that I think the actual numbers of people who are uncontactable might go up. Yeah. Yeah, but we'll see surprise So another thing that Trump fans really wanted him to do, they got into office. Release those Epstein files, baby. Hell yeah. You know, that's what people want. I'm down with that.

Sure. Yeah. I don't see very many people, except for very specific people, having much of a problem with that. Really, really specific people. Very specific people. Yeah. Individuals.

And Trump has not done that yet. Huh. But there is, he will, he will. I think it's important, and I've known this for three days, and I just am so busy that I should have broken this exclusive, and it still isn't exclusive, and it's very important, but I have talked to some high level people in the Trump operation. And obviously my questions were, when are you going to release the Epstein list? And when are you going to release the 9-11 secret files?

And I'll take those two. They said, well, that's very interesting. We've not really talked about 9 11 files, but Trump is open to release everything. We'll bring that up. But on the Epstein situation, and of course what I was told is just obvious, but once they said it, they're like, we want to get cash Patel in because he's who Trump trust and who we trust to actually really release it instead of the FBI director previous to this ray who had it sitting on it and using it for blackmail purposes.

So Trump has said he will release it. And they said, and he is going to release it. So Trump has said he will release it and they said, and he is going to release it. That's another reason they're fighting so hard to block. Cosh Patel's confirmation. He's probably the most important on them all because he is a patriot. He is definitely an American. He's definitely, uh, drank our Kool-Aid of 1776 and you know, everything's a cult in the world, folks, you mean, everything's the group you're in.

And you know, America has been the most successful past. Wait, wait, wait, wait. Wait, hold on, hold on. And so we have the leftist devil-worshipping pedophile, New World Order, satanic cult. And then we've got the George Washington cult. Okay. That's, I don't know if that's true. Okay.

So if you break down what Alex is saying He's telling the audience that Trump will release the government's files on Jeffrey Epstein But only once he has an indoctrinated member of his cult in charge of the FBI It's totally cool though because everything is a cult. So it's all just one cult or another This is dumb and I reject the entire premise of Alex's argument But also anyone who might take this Epstein stuff seriously, they should never accept this kind of reasoning. It feels like the only reason that you would wait until you get a loyalist cult member in power before you release some kind of secret intel is because you want to exert control

over its release. If the ultimate goal is to just literally release everything, then it doesn't matter who does it, but if you need to be selective, you might need a hand-picked cult member in there to do it. This should really set off alarm bells, and the fact that Alex feels like he can get away with something like this on his show speaks to how poorly he's trained the audience to engage in critical thinking as it relates to what he says. It's pretty brazen at this point, and I think it shows a pretty serious lack of respect

for the audience that you can be like, Oh yeah, he'll, he'll, he'll put this out, but only when someone he controls is in control. Yeah, that is very strange. That's very, I was, you know, in the context of a, like what, what happened when Scientology infiltrated the government and did the whole thing and deleted all those records and stuff. Like that makes sense. Cause they were trying to do it on the low key. They weren't like, hey, everybody, we're gonna get elected, and then we're gonna remove all the records of all the crimes we've committed. But everything's a cult, so it's fine.

It was a bit... That's a weird admission to make. You're supposed to be against the cult part. Oh, yeah. Right? Oh, yeah. Eh, well, listen, we've been saying it's not a cult fuck it. You're in a cult What are you gonna do now too late? You're in a cult This has so much to do with the like just hiding the ball kind of nature of how Alex's coverage works

pretending all these principles mean something and Tricking people who are attracted to those principles into supporting your conditional worldview that really is kind of just about supporting businesses and racism. Yeah. I think it's rude to tell people that they've been put into a cult. You know? Like, listen, you've already got them in your cult. They're already in the cult. They're drinking the Kool-Aid. Why you got to also tell them that they... Yeah, that's just rude. Yeah. So do you want to get to the top story of the day? Uh sure because we have Tom Homan has found a bunch of kidnapped children and Trump is gonna release the Epstein files once

He has a guy he controls. He's got the cult position. Yeah, but those aren't the top stories. Those are big stories, okay? They're not the top. Okay. Here's the top. All right now I'm gonna get to our top story. And that's what I'll first drill into. And then I'll move to these others. I just mentioned it is important to understand why I am so enthusiastic about Elon Musk, not because I'm explaining myself, but because you need to understand this. And you need to understand that he is under massive attack, second only to Trump, because

he is strategically, if I had his money and his power and his wide spectrum brain where he has just a expert on so many things, I mean, it's true maverick genius genius, but you can't deny it. Let me look at it. They keep saying, Oh, it's a fluke. He did the best at this and the fluke at that and the fluke at this and the fluke at this and the fluke. Oh yeah.

Yeah. Come on. There's a hundred floats. Just shut up. But the reason I'm sorry, I am so supportive of musk and it is explained to you you need to be Is because everything he does is exactly what I would do and I am The leading expert on the globalist new world order system So the top story of the day is that you need to understand and respect that Alex likes

Elon Musk because he projects his feelings upon him and he pretends they're the same person. You are in my cult, thus now I give you by the transitive property of cults to Elon Musk's cult and I need you to know that I'm doing that to you, otherwise you'll get real mad at me. Yeah. Yeah. I need you to understand that I'm not kissing this billionaire's ass because he's a billionaire and And he's doing a lot of stuff that I like and I think that maybe I can get some power by association and proximity I'm doing it because I feel like he's me. Yeah. Yeah Yeah, it's definitely not that I love money

And hate you. It's that I oh, nope, yep, that never mind. I'm done. You're already in the cult. That's the top story. Yep. You didn't have to do this show. It's all about me, me. And even the guy who it's about is actually about me. On my day off, I'm coming in to do a show about how.

Hold on, my daughter's calling me a click. Can't do it. I'm in in to do a show about how my daughter's calling me click can't do it I'm in a war can't talk to my daughter can't play cards with my family because I need to be defensive about like an Elon Musk It's what's got to be done Wow so the globalists They want to put up spaceships. No they've their infrastructure is gone They've been neutralized Trump has it or doesn't a couple hands on the sword Shit couple of fingers

You don't know where it is that's still the worst metaphor I've heard there's no update on the hand status, right? But the globalists they want to put spaceships above our cities Okay, all right, and then keep us in check so no one can create things like in that movie. We want it's in like a number Categorically and create things like in that movie we want. It's in like a number of movies. Musk is categorically assaulting every pillar of that parasitic death cult, post-industrial depopulation grid. That's its goal, that's its plan. Because we get rid of almost all the people

and go back to like a dark ages and general public lives who's left on little farms with no electricity. You have these compact government elite corporate city states that have super advanced technology. And then there's literally giant hovering, you know, robot ships with high tech weapons that keep anybody, you know, that gets out of line in line. And then you have a global government, then no one can ever emerge, no one can ever develop technology as a rival that could threaten

your monopoly. So it's the ultimate monopoly. When you heard that, you go, that's the Hunger Games. Well, before they wrote those books and before it was movies, I was describing it like that because that's how they describe it. Remember, you've seen Zardas, right? If you haven't you should go see it right now after the show. Have you seen Zardas? I can show you 20 other movies where they describe exactly what they're doing. Elysium's another version of it. I knew it.

Moonraker, I mean that was written by the deputy head of MI6. Oh my god. And OSS. So, so, what you see in those movies and books is actually in their policy and philosophy papers that we've covered. So if you hear someone saying shit like this on the street, you would rightly consider them to be unwell. If a friend was saying stuff like this to you, you should be concerned and you might want to try and get them help.

Because Alex is rich and has pretended to be a news guy for 30 years, for some reason his staff just nods along as he says this insane, stupid shit. Also, Ian Fleming didn't write Moonraker. He wrote a Bond novel called Moonraker in 1955, but there's almost nothing in common with the movie that ended up getting made with that name. Because Star Wars hadn't been made yet. Right. Ironically, Elon Musk could easily be the villain of the book version of Moonraker.

That sounds true. Hugo Drax. Why not? He's a super rich dude who builds rockets and works with the British government, but is secretly a Nazi who plans to use those rockets to attack London. There's a fair amount of Musk coding in Hugo Drax. That's a little too much. So anyway, all movies are real and who gives a shit? That is on the nose. That's on the nose. Muscle coding in the Hugo Drex. That's a little too much.

So anyway, yeah, all movies are real and who gives a shit? Yeah, you know, okay, so for the longest time, you and I, we've been living in this world where if somebody starts doing things like this, we go, oh, you should get help, we should talk about this, we can bring you back to a place where you're maybe more comfortable. Why didn't we monetize those people? What were we thinking? We could get affiliate links on their foreheads so they could tell people the movies are real and then whenever they got tapped, we'd get three cents. It makes perfect sense.

I think probably because a lot of them are probably too erratic. And Alex probably has had his parents like keeping him in line for most of his life. Right, because of daddy. It's daddy. Yeah. I think that the insanity that Alex manifests

really doesn't work without a dad somewhere. Oh, God. Because otherwise, he would have self-destructed so many times Yeah, if he didn't have some kind of guardrails in there specifically his daddy who could yeah Yeah, yeah, dr. Jones. Yep, and his natural. Yeah, so I guess I don't know I was thinking about just like trying to find some other movies We could weave in here. Why not but like who cares? Yeah, there's too many. The Happening?

Sure. That was predictive programming. Okay. Mm-hmm. What else? Why can't, why can't like Vicky Cristina Barcelona be predictive programming? It was. You know? Oh shit, is Javier Bardem gonna fuck me? Chocolat? That was predictive programming. Juliette Binoche in Chocolat. See, these are the movies. Why are we making sci-fi movies where we could predict better things? Yeah, like chocolate.

Like chocolate. I don't remember what happens in that movie. I died. That's why it's the funniest poll for it. That's why it's the funniest poll because I could not tell you word one what happens in Chocolat. It's something romantic.

And then Juliet Binoche is in it. Yeah. And I think Johnny Depp Probably I think so where there were there spaceships above like is that the subtext to shock a lot? Is that the whole time there's that you don't know it, but there's a spaceship directly above the city I know that there are med beds in Amelie that makes sense. So Alex is big fan of Trump fan of Musk. Yeah, and of course of AFD, the extreme far-right nationalist party in Germany. Yeah, you know them.

Alex says something about the AFD in this next clip that I found shocking. So he goes to the big conference of AFD, the Alternative Deutschland Party, that is a Trumpist party. It's not even as hardcore as Trump. So when you, I mean, if Trump was a liquor, you know, freedom was a liquor, Trump's like a hundred and fifty proof. Oh, thank God. That's what the word liquor was. Oh, fuck me. And, and, and Elon Musk is now a hundred and ninety proof. And then I am pure grain alcohol at 200 proof. I mean, that's how I would describe the scale. And I'm just full on attacking the enemy. But I'm on a lower

scale than Trump and effectiveness and must show. It's less of an effect. Yes. It's like a little tiny shot of high... Look, what is a Trumpist party? I think that he's trying to point to a grand unified field theory of Nazidom. You know, where it's like, hey, sure, there are... There are... I mean, ironically, we have regional differences. However, because we all agree that being fascist is dope, let's take over the world together? Yeah.

And I think, I wonder if there is a way, I can't quite figure out the way to make this liquor proof thing like actually match up to what Alex is trying to describe. Right. Because you'd have to find some sort of scale where Alex is 200, Elon Musk is 199, Trump is 150. Right. I think he said the AFD is 100. I guess. Or something.

Maybe effectiveness in pushing media. I mean, I guess just if you mainline Alex, you're gonna die. If you mainline Elon, you're gonna die. Trump, I guess you can survive special occasions Absolutely and the AFD in moderation. I Don't I don't know how to make it work. No, I don't think it made any sense when it came out of his mouth either Nope, so Alex has recorded a little video earlier in the day. Mm-hmm It was supposed to be a motivational speech

Okay, but he ended up talking about how the globalists need to give up. Well, that'll happen. And so his daughter and whoever was along with him on this hike when he decided to make a video, they were like, hey, that's not very motivational. It's demotivational. Yeah. And so Alex discusses how that's not true. And then he talks about running into a door. Fair enough.

I shot a little 10 minute thing when I was hiking today with my daughter, my buddy, Sean Johnson, and we posted some of it on X today. And I haven't released the motivational video yet. And after they said, well, it was a good speech, but it wasn't motivational at all. They said, you were telling the globalist to give up and now they're totally defeated. But yeah, but I said your ideology will kill you too. It is evil. So just know we're ready for most of their minions who haven't committed really serious crimes to just join us. You just got to stop hating society and life and God. And that's why you're on the left-hand path. Why you want to And Sean said, well, yeah, they're never gonna change. Well, some of them are. So one man's negativity is another man's positivity.

By the way, everybody's asked me what this bump is and I don't know what it is. I never put makeup on a person. I put makeup on like once a year when I cut myself. Like that time I turned around in Stephen Crowder's office and had me on the surveillance camera and they had wooden paneling and cut my nose and bleeding everywhere and I still went back on air.

I put makeup on for about a week for that. Same thing about five days ago, I'm walking around, I get up to pee at like 3 a.m. and get a glass of water. And I just, and I was so sleepy. I was really, usually I wake up when I get up, but I just did, and all of a sudden I walked into a door that was open in the dark to the bathroom and hit it. But it didn't, it didn't have a cut.

It didn't have anything. And then over the next four days, it just grew up and got bigger and bigger. And then today, while I was hiking, it just broke open and I had blood coming out. I think I might go to a clinic after this because it's, uh, I think I got an infection. So I think I don't think I know. So there you go. That's your big conspiracy there. Yeah, I'll run into things folks. Sorry. I move around too quick sometimes.

I'm kind of a kind of a spazz So back to Elon Musk. Yeah, sure why? Back to Elon what I had this big old thing on my head cuz I read it to a door What can hell I don't want to like put this too extremely sure but heat it's not a small Thing on his forehead. They can't be it's notable. Yeah It's it's kind of a glaring knot on his on his forehead Yeah, I don't think that's just like you walk into a door thing You think it's a scary stories to tell in the dark. There's a spider lady eggs inside of his forehead

They're gonna pop out. No, I think he ran headfirst into a door Yeah, that would make more sense like I think I don't know I think there has to be a little more force than just walking into something because if it's It's not tiny and then it grows over the course of days sure I I think he had a bit of more of a boo-boo He's saying it would not surprise me I I would find it, if I, well, how about this, if I know myself to be in full-on communication with God via late-night timekeeping, I would also

ask for late-night not running into a door connections with God. Yeah, it really dropped the ball here. That seems like a pretty important God connection to have. It's like, I like looking over and knowing what time it is, but I also like having a face. If Alex is so unaware of his surroundings and shit when he wakes up in the middle of the night as to cause this kind of wound to himself, I don't know if I trust his memory of all those times

that he's pretended to tell the time in the middle of the night. I don't think any of this can like coexist if I didn't trust it before I definitely don't trust it now after the head injury Yeah, anyway, so this is the root of the theory that maybe he's been concussed. Maybe he's been for a couple days Yeah, that would make sense. Yeah, so Alex talks a little bit about the EU and how they're all royals. Yeah, all of them are royals. Okay. The Marshall Plan, OECD, Organization for Economic Cooperative Development, that was the big Rothschild US British-empowered banks that then merged with what was left of the European aristocracy banks. That's why the EU commission heads are always, if you look them up, royalty. Herman von Rumpy, Van Der Laaylayden, I mean look them up. They're formerly royal no longer. You know, just a few decades ago. They were wearing crowns

I mean von Roompi was the head for 20 years and he's that he's the king of Luxembourg. I mean he just goes on friends It was family packed Saxe-Coburg-Gotha the whole European Monarchy that took over the British monarchy with King George the first 300 years ago. Just all this thing in the background. So we talked about Hermann von Rupy on our last episode and how he was given the title of Count in Belgium after his career in politics had ended in 2015, but he doesn't come from a noble family history.

Alex brought him up as being the King of Luxembourg here because he's mixed up people. He's thinking of John Claude Junker who is also not the king of Luxembourg but his family is from there. Sure. He isn't a royal though like Junker's family, his dad was a steel worker until the Nazis invaded Luxembourg and forced him into military service. Sure. So basically Alex doesn't know the difference between the European Council and the European Commission and in his confusion he he's taken the fact that Herman von Rümpi was given an honorary title after his time in politics and expanded that out to pretend that everyone in the EU are descended from royalty and that Jean-Claude Juncker is the King of Luxembourg, which Alex thinks is part of France.

It is all interesting to have this kind of background though. He definitely has a lot of knowledge on these subjects Yeah, yeah, you know what it confuses me because generally when people are talking about royals in this regard They're they're never picking on the ones that seem very obvious to me. There are plenty of places that still have Kings That's let's not even worry about other royals until no kings, right? Like you can't tell the king of Thailand to go fuck himself, they'll kill you for it, right? That's not good.

I don't care about the Luxembourg royalty, let's deal with that guy. I do think that there is more of a danger from functioning monarchies than from ceremonial, fictional, vestigial monarchies. Yeah, yeah, yeah, fictional vestigial, uh, monarchies. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Um, that, that is true. But I guess I think that Alex just likes, you know, all of this stuff is just fun though, because you know, the sex, Cobra go to back to Dracula, Vlad, the impaler. It's a lot more fun. Yeah. There's so much more to do

about that. You can't really do that with actual monarchies Yeah, I can't just be like There was a guy a few thousand years ago and then stuff happened in anyways, they're still a king Mm-hmm, that's not as much fun now. So, you know the EU as you just called it that you you You know, it was Hitler's idea Hitler was gonna do that but isn't his AFD nevermind. You know what? Fine.

Fine. Hitler had a plan to set up a European Union, have the first 10 countries with the first 10 they had. He was going to put Edward the eighth, the king of England who had to advocate because he was German and lived in Germany for part of World War II and fled to Spain. And then he said, oh, he advocated because he married an American woman who was also a big Nazi. No, it was because he was a Nazi.

I don't even say the EU is Nazi. I'm just explaining the history. So the EU was a Hitler plan. They were going to put everything on the throne. The deep state globalist British Intel fooled him, put him in, set them all up. Um, they even set up the king flip flopped on them last minute. That's why double Chamberlain stood down and let the Nazis do whatever they were doing because he'd been told to do that by the elites. And then they set him up and removed him and then they brought in Churchill and the rest

is history. And this is all in PhD level history books and things that really talk to the general public. You can look at everything. I'm sorry. Hold on. Oh, it has everything. Listen to me carefully.

I'm just giving you the quick cheat notes here. This is fascinating stuff. I've read Hundreds of books on this stuff definitely some kind of cheat notes version of history I'm gonna ask you this question Yeah, right and I I actually don't know if we've ever really discussed it in the way that he might think of it before Does he realize that anybody can get a PhD? Well, yeah. So it is open to the general public.

That is true, yeah. And a lot of courses, their syllabuses, their syllabi, you might be able to find online and you have access to those books if you want. They don't hide quote unquote PhD level stuff. Yes, they do. They don't have a secret library We're only like oh no, no, no, no, no, no, this is our secret PhD level stuff Don't you remember when Alex was talking about being a child and being led into this secret Hogwarts section of the UT Austin library?

How it works? No, of course it is no goddamn Narnia You know what? I think I, I have memories that I think that Alex might have too. Okay. He's talked about going to like the UT Austin library. Okay. And I spent some of my childhood times in college libraries. Sure.

There are some sections with rare books. Yeah. That are like blocked off. Yeah. You have to get help from a librarian to get to. Because you have to wear gloves. Yeah. Yeah. And I think that's what he's talking about. OK. OK. I think he's imagining like these educations are like,

there's right there's spells in those books. Right. Right. No, when we were in Ireland, we went and saw the Book of Kells and all that. You know, it's like you can't just wander around the library. Some of those books are very old. Yeah, like some of them are like if you touch them, your oils on your hand might destroy them. Yeah, they'll disintegrate. Yeah, absolutely.

It's not secret knowledge. But I think that as a kid, you could see a caged off area of the library and be like, what's it that's forbidden in there? Yeah, and then the next day you're under a building and you get gassed and forever it's just upwards. Yeah, and then the next day you're under a building and you get gassed forever. And then you have a dad who's just solving all your problems for you as you grow up and yell a bunch. Yep. Well, there you go. So Alex is an expert on the EU. Okay. Yes.

Herman von Rümpi, same person as John Claude Juncker. And all of it's the same. Luxembourg is in France. He's an expert. The EU didn't officially diggity till the late 1990s. And a lot of countries never voted to enter it, but they would just bureaucratically be signed onto it. And the EU commission is unelected.

But people were upset about that. So they said, we'll give you an EU parliament, but it is only ceremonial and advisory that they don't say ceremonial, they call advisory. But when you're advisory, you're ceremonial. When it's government. And so people have known this, they fought this, I've been covering it 30 years on air, it even started officially. And now the EU commission came out a few weeks ago and said, yeah, we canceled the Romanian election. We don't like it. They're anti-war. They're anti-EU. So they just did the intelligence services and all that did that. Then the Supreme court certified it. And then now they came out two weeks ago and said, and by the way, AFD wins in Germany, we're just going to nullify the election. So it's open dictatorship now.

So the EU Parliament is not ceremonial. And all you need to understand is how hard Alex pushed for Nigel Farage and other UKIP members to get elected to it. That should tell you all you need to understand is how hard Alex pushed for Nigel Farage and other UKIP members to get elected to it. That should tell you all you need to know about whether he thinks it's ceremonial or not. It seems to matter who's in parliament during that season of content. So this sucks, I have to constantly point out, but Alex fundamentally has no understanding of how the EU structure works.

There's an EU parliament which is elected directly by the public. Each member country has a certain number of MEPs based on their portion of the EU population that is made up by their country with some provisions built in to make sure it's not just the larger states dictating every decision. The other legislative body in the EU is the Council of the European Union. This is a group that's made up of 27 representatives, one from each member state. These people are representatives of the state's individual governments, which makes them indirectly elected, in that if you elect new leadership in your country, they have the ability to appoint a new member to this Council of the EU.

So these two bodies exist mostly to give a thumbs up or down to laws that have been presented by the European Commission. This body has the ability to initiate actions whereas the other two bodies act based on the European Commission's moves. This commission is made up of the College of Commissioners who are appointed fairly undemocratically to be fair. They're selected by the Council of the EU and are accountable to Parliament who can dismiss all of them if they want to. Parliament can just say, this College of Commissioners is, we need new people. So now here's where things get confusing. There's an executive group called the European Commission and the two legislative bodies called Parliament and

the Council of the European Union. But there's another entity that's called the European Council, which is comprised of elected leaders, the elected leaders of each member state. Right. This group has a similar name to the Council of the EU, but it's completely different, and it's mostly responsible just for setting the general direction of the EU. Sure. And solving problems between countries, negotiations, diplomats. Within this structure, you have a fairly robust and complicated system of direct and pseudo

direct representation where the parliament is directly elected by the people in various EU countries and the European Council is made up of the elected leaders of each state. Each state's elected government can send their representatives to the Council of the European Union, who then select the members of the European Commission. The European Commission fills the role of proposing legislation and policy, which is then debated by the Parliament and the Council. Then off to the side, the European Council exists as a diplomatic body, containing the leaders of each state. It's complicated, and some of the names are too close to each other, but it's not nearly

as unaccountable as Alex tries to make it out to be. I don't really have any faith that he understands how any of this organizational stuff works, given that he thinks that Herman von Rümpie is the King of Luxembourg. Yeah. Also, the EU didn't throw out the Romanian elections. The Romanian courts did. They'd already, at this point, right now, now when we're recording and when Alex is recording, they'd already rescheduled to redo the election on May 4th.

And the president has stepped down. He'd intended to stay in office until the new election, but there were some concerns that that would be against the constitution for him to do that since he would be exceeding his term limit. Fair point. The whole situation is a mess and there's a good chance that Kalin Georgescu still wins in the May 4th election. But based on the information that's been provided I don't see any reason to believe that the nullification of the initial election results was part of some kind of grand EU plot. And they

haven't said they're gonna throw out the election if AFD wins in Germany. There's been some talk of trying to ban them as a political party because their existence is somewhat anti-democratic in nature, and it's against the constitution according to some people in Germany. But that's not a position that has much traction. And I don't think that most people who are in leadership positions would do that because has such a potential to just blow back. It would backfire very seriously probably.

If there's anything that I've learned in my lifetime, it's that banning things works. And it definitely does not create a situation where you increase demand, create an interest where there otherwise wouldn't be any number of possible things that happen. I'm not saying that you should never ban things, but in this case, there's a tactical kind of consideration that that is exactly what they would want you to do. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And it seems like a more dangerous situation. Yeah, yeah.

The smart thing to do is not ban it, but make it harder because most people are going to be lazier and they'll just naturally kind of be like, ah, it's too much work. So anyway, Alex is an expert on the EU and he's demonstrated it. So there's some other news other than that Elon Musk is cool. Okay, there's Elon Musk is cool, ew, it's gross, and then... Ew is ew, Musk is cool, and also Bill Gates, he's been busted. Oh, Gates has been caught giving billions of dollars, uh, to these dark money groups, to not just give 50 million.

It was a lot more than that to Harris a few months ago. They're, they're, they're giving money to go after R.M.K. Jr. with fake news and fake signatures of fake doctors. And then Congress is talking about it. It's on CNN. Oh, up to 17,000 medical doctors signed a petition that RFK Jr. is a danger to your health. And a quack. And then I went on there yesterday and signed up as Dr. Alex Jones and said everybody else. That's what it is. It's fake. And you look at who funds it, right there, and I'll get to the group, it's Bill Gates's

group. So Alex is reporting on this thing where Bill Gates is touting fake signatures of folks who are, you know, they're alleged to be doctors. Sure. Part of an attack on RFK Jr. Okay. Leaving aside if any of this story is accurate or not, I would like to remind you of the Great Barrington Declaration. This was a big press release put out by a bunch of scientists who were saying that herd immunity was the best way to get through COVID. They opposed

shutdowns of any businesses or schools and all manner of mitigation practices. They were like, no way. There were a lot of dipshits in Alex's world who were opposed to all this stuff like, you know, shutting down schools, but they were pretty fringe idiots at the beginning whereas this Great Barrington Declaration had the appearance of mainstream science being behind it. The declaration was paid for by the Koch-affiliated libertarian think tank, the American Institute for Economic Research, and it claimed to have been signed off on by tens of thousands of scientists and people in the medical field. So many scientists. claimed to have been signed off on by tens of thousands of scientists and people in the medical field.

So many scientists. These folks included people like Dr. Johnny Bananas and people who graduated from such prestigious schools as the University of Your Mom. Ooh. So this was a flawed declaration funded by politically motivated groups of billionaires propped up by fake names of imaginary experts. This would be exactly the same thing as what Alex is saying that Bill Gates is doing now, except Alex loves the Great Barrington Declaration.

He cites it repeatedly in his books, and it's strange, these different standards. Dr. Johnny Bananas did deliver his daughter. That's true. Yeah. Alex is talking about a petition to oppose RFK's nomination that was put out by a group called the Committee to Protect Health Care, which Bill Gates doesn't run nor is he on the board of directors. They do have an open petition that you can just fill out, so it could be exploited. But in the highlighted text on the form, it says, quote, submissions are reviewed before

being added to the official count. The progress bar on the top of this screen does not represent the official count. So the fundamental difference between this and the Great Barrington declaration thing is that the Alex's folks, they've all they've shown is that you can submit fake names to this petition. With the Barrington one, they accepted those names and reposted them, which there's no indication that the anti RFK petition has done. It's like trying to report that someone fell for your trick by pointing out how you tried to pull a trick. There's no payoff to this. There's no reveal. It's just that you pressed enter with a fake name. Not that they believe you to be a doctor. Right. But if you hadn't have pushed open the door and if instead you had just walked

forward then you would have been hit by water. You see? But when you opened the door then the water fell, it appears as though I did not trick you, but you could have been tricked. But the Great Barrington people definitely were. Well, we hit them with a lot of water. Yeah. It was like in the Harlem Globetrotters whenever they throw the, yeah. I just think that there's not much here. Not really. No. No. The Committee to Protect Healthcare has received funding from the 1630 Fund, which is a subsidiary of Arabella Advisors, which you might call the Democrat dark money entity.

I'm not into that and I'm not interested in it, but it doesn't really prove any of Alex's underlying claims. No. I'm not into dark money necessarily on either side, so fuck all that noise. But it doesn't really help what Alex is putting forth. I think I'm just, I'm glad everybody's happy with what they're doing. I think that's great. I think they should really be spending all of that money

on a petition as opposed to, you know, food, I guess. Yeah. So another thing you could spend money on is Alex's products. Or maybe Elon Musk's products. I mean, he is just exposing the international pedophile rings, the Islamic pedophile rings, the mass crime waves, replacement migration, big corrupt corporations that are getting government slush funds and stealing the money and not innovating. On and on and on and trying to take down the unelected EU commission

that is at the heart of the global government program. I mean, it's a damn wrecking ball. So go share everything on his feet every day, because it can always reach more people. And get Starlink. I've got it. It's great. What? I mean, just because this guy's putting a ring on the line.

And I'll go back to me, because I've done 47 minutes and haven't plugged. When I tell you something, it's a hundred percent true according to what I believe. Sometimes I'm off on things, but I don't lie on purpose. Okay? And I have a very good track record. You know, Alex Jones is right, is a thing for a reason.

Tomorrow's news today. But when I tell you the products are incredible, the AlexJonesStore.com. He means it. Alex is, Eli is constant. But yeah, it's another level to just be like, hey, buy Elon stuff. Help Elon. Is that like revealing that that's the only way he can really process affection is through commerce, but even in his own very specific way? Maybe.

Because the only way I can feel that you love me is if you buy Seabass. So you should shower that love on Elon by buying a Starlake. Maybe, maybe. But I think that there's something more along the lines of Alex, he, the sales have not improved. Sure.

But he's getting a fucking giant number of views that he's looking at on Twitter yeah and that is giving him his validation yeah and he needs to do everything in his power to make sure that Musk doesn't crush him yeah because you know you take away those giant numbers all you've got is not an increased number of sales you know and, and it's, it is like, I think, I think genuinely, Alex is in a better position than he thinks. But because he's such an embarrassing toady, he's talking himself into a far worse

pre-position than you could imagine. Unless there's something that's hanging over his head that we really don't fully understand, like it's not some public thing. Like, unless he has reason to know, know like he's about to get smushed Yeah, like he's in such a good position to like if he would just be His the 90s version of himself totally like the world is chaos shit is bad people are going to be hurting Yep, there is a like a vacuum he could fill of righteous indignation.

He can't, because he's gotta kiss up to these racist idiots. I just mean in negotiating with Elon, you know? Oh, that too. You have a podcast. That's the other direction. Podcasts getting $100 million deals or whatever. They're just wasting shit tons of money.

If Alex was like, oh, I could take my hundreds of millions of views elsewhere. He could get something better from Elon No, because I'm sure Elon can see the back end of it and see how like kind of unorganic and unimportant Alex's traffic Is Elon could see that but he's an idiot Yeah, I I don't think he I don't think he needs to give Alex any money. I agree. I think I think that there's there's a pivot Alex could make Towards something else. Sure, or he could hustle Elon but yeah, the path that he's choosing to go down is being obsequious and trying to like ingratiate himself By being like I'm your biggest fan. I get people to buy Starlink. Don't get rid of me, please.

Yeah. It's so weird. It's so weird because he can't, he cannot get rich again. He can never get super rich again. You know what I mean? Like he can be wealthy forever, but he can never be a guy who's like, look at my bank account because by saying, look at my bank account, he's going to lose that, you know, that kind of thing. Yeah. And I think that he's going to also be in a position where every, like, the value of his career up to, let's say, I don't know, the mid 2010s is this, I built this shit. I am my own man.

You know, like, fuck you, I got a bullhorn. Like that is probably worth more than being super rich. And now that's not really available for him either. And I think that, you know, like sure. People love a comeback story to their own detriment forever. Right. But he can't legally own any businesses that he runs. That's he's a pirate now. You know what I'm saying? Like he doesn't legal. Now you can downsize is away from all that stuff and he pirates it.

Right. He keeps his goals modest. He becomes the righteous voice of indignation, he could pull it off. People would be loving. Well, he couldn't pull it off, but it's there to be pulled off. The nature of the early version of Alex where it's like I started from grassroots and built this myself and all that, he legally can't do that. He can't have his own companies because of his actions. Right.

Idiot. So why not just promote Elon? For so many reasons. Maybe Tucker. Maybe Tucker is something Alex could plug. Gross. When I say it's your opportunity to support us and get great products and be part of something really important, I mean that's really true.

I mean the whole office is using Tucker Carlson's nicotine patches, pouches, which they are super high quality. I use them compared to all the competition. They're right up there of the best ones I've used. Is that a perk? I didn't tell the whole crew. They all are using it because he's not a commie. It turns out the main company out there are.

Zen or whatever it's called. So I don't have to be pushed to support people that are supporting me. Isn't this a family show? Why are you supporting nicotine patches? Isn't that strange? Also, why are Zen commies? I feel like we just got fucking lucky Strike as the brand Americans trust right there. I think that's just what happened to us.

We just got jingoistically sold nicotine products in 2025. Wow, this world, man. Everything old is new. Wow. Yep. Let's bring those commercials back. This is sad. Yep.

Anyway, Alex goes off on a little bit of a rant here about how he gives Trump orders. Sure. Like he writes reports and he gives the targeting for like Trump and Musk. Right. Like they're the warships and whatever, but he's like, he's the radar. Right. And he compared, he makes some metaphors. Okay.

And then I'm just down here running around going, hi, enemies doing this, enemies doing that. And then, and then, and then you're literally the communication system to make sure it gets out. I can also get on the phone and get some stuff done, but it's nothing like them going to Trump service. This is a hundred million views. And Jones is saying this interesting. Bring people in on that.

Let's check it out. Remember, sir, Bill Gates already gave money to Kamala. He's been caught behind the scenes trying to sabotage your nominees. That son of a bitch. And then Trump goes up and like Godzilla, fires his energy beam out and just you see the whole city of the door. And I'm just like, ah, because I mean, you know, I mean, I love it. So, so I'm like a little special ops guy crawling around in the enemy rubble and like popping up, seeing what I'm like a little Imperial probe drawing here.

But you know, they're the Imperials. You know what I mean? I'm just like reporting back to the, to the. Name base. What's the name of the stupid things in Star Wars? I always use Star Wars. Everybody knows I'm Star Destroyers. So that's just me just buzzing around watching the enemy. And then I just want to report back to Godzilla so they can blow the living shit out of them. Cool. Healthy.

But it's kind of like the military and they lays a target, you know, the people lays on the target and call in where it's at. I mean, that's that that's what we're doing. That's what you do when you go get the report on Gates. It's got it all in a nice little 15 minute Intel package with all the documents and all the proof. You just go, here's your report. And I've had I've written many reports to Trump himself.

You say, give me a report on it. And I've had, I've written many reports to Trump himself. And he would say, give me a report on it. They impressed the report. And then, what? The law firm I'd been using on something else goes, oh, we hear you're doing reports, we'd like to help you. Oh, here, we'd like you to talk to this person

that heads a federal agency. And it wasn't the CIA or FBI But it was a an agency wouldn't think said Intel agency, but it's really the Intel agency Agriculture like voice of America was really the CIA. Well, it's it's like voice from America But another is involved in the same kind of thing but bigger We'd like you to talk to the head of this growing lies You know, we want to help you write these reports to the president. And the next would you like to meet with the richest person in the world at the time? And they'd like to help you, but they want to work and make sure you put out accurate

stuff. And I was like, oh my God. Wow. So I could roll over and sell out and have them all drop their lawsuits. They've already said that and be flying around in private jets. That's not even a temptation. In fact, it's like, would you like to eat some rotting maggots in dead flesh? No, thank you. I love being the maverick, the rebel, the patriot, the good guy, because my cells, my guts, my soul loves it. I don't want to eat rotten flesh. You should buy my dehydrated beef.

So it's fun how much contact Alex has had in the past with Trump and how it varies wildly depending on his mood. When he's depressed and down in the dumps they only talked a few times and it's crazy that the globalists think that he's Trump's brain. But when he's feeling a little bit manic like today, Alex is basically a government agent, working off the books to give Trump targets. Neither of these things are probably accurate, but they tell you a lot about Alex's head space and it seems safe to assume that the head trauma makes him feel important. Also the Star Destroyers and Imperial Probe Droids were the bad guys in Star Wars.

Godzilla's a more ethically complicated character, but that's mostly in the later films where he needs to save us from other monsters. In the first one, he's just a punishment for us using nukes. Yeah, man versus nature. Yeah, but I don't think anyone ever sees Godzilla destroy a town and think, like, hurrah. Like, when he fights, like, Mechagodzilla, or, you know, then maybe, then maybe you're excited for it.

But not when a town gets destroyed. It is funny how American it got whenever it's like, well listen, we can't just have this guy be a response to us destroying the world. That's our fault. I know what it is. He's fighting robots from the sky done even the first nailed it even the first one was re-edited ish you know like sure the American release yeah makes it less about I don't want to make them feel bad

the wrath of nuclear testing oh the idea that the earth would have some sort of response to your destroying it how dare you where America America Mothra now Mothra? All right We know all all I know is that I? Shit now. I can't remember Jaguar. No who's friend to children Rodan no Gator camera camera camera camera Maybe King Ghidorah is not camera is a turtle that flies Camera maybe, King Ghidorah is not. Camera is a turtle that flies whenever it goes inside of its shell and then all four of its openings turn into jets and it spins through the air like that and is a friend

to children. See I thought maybe it would be Mothra because there's those two children that sing Mothra songs. Right, right, right. No, little different. Anyway, shit's not good for Alex money wise. Yeah, that, right, no, little different. Anyway, shit's not good for Alex money-wise. Yeah, that sounds right. And so he complains about his terrible conversion rate here.

Notice how those of us that love TV Manity have all this energy, and just, because we're good, just like you. But you think everything, because that's where you've been, I understand it, is like spectating. And just watching it. No, no, no. You're a participant when you share the articles, when you share the videos, when you speak out, when you buy products. That's how you do it. All right, I'm gonna stop. I just can't believe how simple this is. This is like

50 million people. It's a low number, individual, different people watching every day and we're selling, you know, a thousand orders a day. Just give me, give me two or 3000 orders a day and I'll change the world, man. Just give me the ball coach. Have you not already? Not your ball. Have a state of living. Shit.

And we fucked them up I Have zero fear of the putting me in prison or killing me and they could kill they could do it or try I'm not even worried about that. I'm just worried about losing What are you doing to beat him Buying my product so I don't know like if you have 50 million people watching your show and you get a thousand orders That is a turnover rate that is approaching zero. Yeah It's flying towards zero with with with Mach 3 speeds. Yes Yeah, yeah, that is a terrible terrible number. That's not good. And it also I think honestly the Like the conversion rate is probably higher because I think that it's less people watching than he thinks I think that is Definitely over inflated right right right you see better. Hope it is right otherwise. There is no demand for these products

No one wants this shit there is no demand for these products. Well. I think there's about a thousand people exactly You're selling trash because the only people who will work with you are trash people. It makes sense. Yeah. Yeah. So I think that there's a dynamic where I can't stress this enough. Most of the show is being defensive about Elon Musk. It makes sense. So he comes in on his Saturday to do this and you know, be like, Musk is cool. Everyone is why are why are the the races still kind of mad at me that I like Elon Musk. Why do people think I'm a sellout cuz I support a billionaire unelected bureaucrat running the government Yeah, yeah, yeah that one

And and and just this this like I know one's buying shit. Why is it because I'm Being a little baby on air and having these breakdowns? Could be. Maybe. Maybe. But people who say so suck. That's a good point. Alex gets kind of mad in this next clip about how no one wants to watch him beg.

You like having their thumb on you? You want to live in a totalitarian country that literally wants to cut your son's penis off and your daughter's breast off? Are you tired of putting up with their fucking bullshit? Get fucking real here people. These are goddamn psycho death cold. Fuck them. Fuck them. Fuck them. What the fuck? Hey, I should be happy. We're reaching tons of people. That's all. Then I'm just like, again, it's like a video game when you're winning at the last level and you're down to a half life and you're just like, I should have already gotten more lives at this level. And God's like, no, you don't. And the fact we've survived a whole bunch of their takeovers just barely. It just makes it that much sweeter and dearer to save it.

But it's all God's plan. I just don't even, I don't know how 99.9% of the audience, it's bigger than that, just, just, just because, I'll tune back in when he's not begging. That one got to you. A gun that's blowing your enemies up politically in the info war. I'm a weapon. A begging weapon.

I'm like a dagger that you're defending yourself with. And you're just like, oh, the dagger is actually to be sharpened. Oh, the dagger got broke. The dagger wants to be fixed. And I'm just like, I'm your dagger. I'm your gun. I'm saying give me ammo give me ammo Give me ammo look I blew up a whole bunch of the bad guys. I'm really good at it Give me ammo give me ammo

No, no, no You have correctly sussed out why nobody wants a talking gun. Well done, sir. Yeah, definitely Yeah, nobody wants a talking gun. Well done, sir. Yeah, definitely. Yeah, yeah, nobody wants that. Whiny ass weak gun. Come on, give me some ammo. No! You know how less cool a gun is if it's begging for ammo?

Come on, give me a bullet. Give me some bullets. One of the things that makes a gun appealing is that it's a strong, silent type. So quiet. Yeah. Tack-a-turn. Mm-hmm.

You know? It almost is like, I don't care if you put bullets in me. I't need to exist yeah, God is also still dangerous without bullets you could hit totally I've seen people throw them in movies predictive programming guns that makes them confident. Yeah Alex not so confident. I think I'm Reluctant to make rules about life sure lest I turn into Jordan Peterson. I don't have his rules Yeah for living but I think if you're ever in a position where you're complaining About how people don't want to watch you beg. Yeah, then I think that you have answered your own question Sure, and I think that you need to recognize that you got it

You got to chop it up after that You got to do something because the reason that people aren't giving you money is because you make a shitty product. And you're making a shitty product because you're doing this. And then you're getting mad at people not liking the shitty product and tuning out and saying, we'll check back in when he's done, be in a mope.

Like just, the problem is just do better. Take the note. Stop being a mope. You know. Like, just the problem is just do better. Take the note. Yeah. Stop being a mope. You know. If you make a bad show, people don't want to watch it. It's just so sometimes, you know, there's a lot of details. Sometimes there's a lot of variables.

Sometimes things are so very, very complex. But sometimes if you just do a bad job, people go, you did a bad job. I don't want that. Yeah. You're killing time. And I'm like, you don't even have to do this show today You don't have taken all of the time that you spent on air and tried for the next day planned a better show for tomorrow Right. Yep. Instead you're coming on here and kicking your little feet around talking about how man No one wants to watch me cuz I whine all the time because I'm a gun. Yep. Fuck off

Yeah, that is that is about as much of like a a an adult version of a child tantra, you know, like Give me more allowance. Yeah, no Well, here's why yeah It's just or like somebody who's trying to break into stand-up and most of their jokes are about how they're too good They have no one books them. Yeah, it's like well, maybe if you told a joke, someone would book you. These are the jokes. Are they? Have I said that before?

So Alex, he's doing a lot of plugging, a lot of plugging, right? He's got something new he's plugging. Okay. Please remember, it's not just realalexjones.com that's a clone of thealexjonesstore.com, but when you go to realalexjones.com and get all the great supplements, all the great Patriot gear, all the incredible things, big sale going right now that ends on Monday, that supports the Alex Jones network that we've got to have as a backup. And then if Infowar survives, we'll just roll into it. There's a new bigger studio that's almost done and a lot more. It's we can have guests and all the rest of it. We can be shut down as early as next month.

I'll do an update at the end, but some latest information, uh, here today as well, but support the Alex Jones network by going and getting great products at realalexjones.com is like the X account, but it's, it's, it's, it's a URL, great shopping cart. So that's quite an arrangement. Alex has been able to work out for himself. So I'm supposed to believe that the Alex Jones store is a completely separate company that has nothing to do with Alex, and they've been so gracious as to let him clone their website and put it at a different URL that somehow gets money to a different place, sending that

money to the Alex Jones Network, which is owned by Alex's employee, Chase Geyser. This is a weird business move if you're the Alex Jones store. If this site is just a clone of the Alex Jones store, then you're really just buying the same products from the same people who are shipping it to you all the same. But somehow this new URL moves money around differently. If you were the totally real person who runs Alex Jones store, who definitely isn't Alex, I really think that this, if Alex were doing

this, is something you could sue him for. I understand why he doesn't. I understand why they don't. I understand all of this. But while in Alex's mind, right, he is faking this whole thing. Yeah. And all of these things are actually owned by him. Yes. The reason that he can get away with faking all of this stuff is because in legal terms he doesn't actually own it. So all of these people theoretically, if they had a backbone, could just go, I now own your stuff, Alex. No.

And then Alex would have to try and sue them to prove that he owns the fake companies that he says he does not own in order to reattain ownership of the companies he no longer owns. Yeah. And because he's in this desperate situation where he legally can't own these companies He's probably signed all kinds of things. Absolutely that allow the use of his name 100% So yeah, if chase guys are wanted to go rogue I'm sure he could do not need you anymore Alex I can make an AI Alex and it will put out a better content than this at very least

It'll keep selling about a thousand things a day Good enough. Yeah good enough to keep it rolling apparently yeah, and you could program it not to be a whiny little knife I mean seriously they just do they not realize that he has given them everything and they can take it Yeah, like they came they can't he can't beat you up You would have to I mean yeah, you could try but he says a bleeding disorder. He can't beat you up. He would have to, well, I mean, yeah, he could try. Chase has a bleeding disorder. He can't afford, yeah, poor Chase. He can't afford people to beat you up anymore

because you own his shit! Mm, ugh. You know, though, if you fuck around too much, you might run into a door in the middle of the night. I mean, but you know, like, he's got this set up the way, like, a cartel has it set up, but the thing that he doesn't have that the cartel does is that if you get out of line,

the cartel will murder you and your family and everybody you've ever met. Alex can't even bother you if you're out of state. Hmm. Yeah, I wonder about that. I mean, I do. He has to have some weird friends. He's got it. He's got something

Something but I don't think he does I don't think anybody would actually put their neck on the line. I'm sorry Alex. You want me to kill somebody why for you? Well, I accidentally signed over my name rights to them Accidentally on purpose you signed over your name rights. Yeah It was a bad move in hindsight now. I need them dead that won't give you the name, right? I'm probably not gonna do it because of the words on the paper I think that Alex is probably chosen wisely the people that he is put into these positions. Yeah That have the stake. Yeah

and you know Here's another one. Alex has another new product. Great. A couple years ago, big no manufacturer in Texas does a lot of private labeling and create some of the best stuff out there was trying to get ahold of me. And want me to be sponsorship and all the rest of it. I should get around to it. Well, they ended up going and work with some other people I know that

are great folks. And trying to get ahold of me. And I just said to those people, I said, you go ahead and launch a site. You can use Jones CBD.com. You notice that the names are things I say, I named this, you know, ultra green. I mean, that's, you know, but it's not my company. And they just said, we'll, we'll give it to you for our cost. You know, the cost of making it and your warehouse and all that kind of stuff. We'll give it to you for our cost. The cost of making it and warehouse and all that kind of stuff, we'll give it to your sponsor since you didn't take the deal. And then the sponsors puts a little bit on there as well. Jones CBD is a company, or at least it's a branding name for another company called

CGS Partners LLC. This is a company who was founded on January 20th, 2021 and has only one managing member. How about that? This is probably a coincidence. Yeah. But that's the only person is Rex Jones, Alex's son. Wild, wild coincidence. It's nice of him to like, go out and start a business on his own. Doesn't need his old man. Why isn't Alex saying my son runs this company? Shouldn't he be proud of the kid. You think? Yeah. Put it all together himself in 2021. It's been an opera, it's been successfully operating for four years now and he's got nothing good to say.

No, I kind of laid dormant, I think. Funny how that works. But like, yeah, this is silly. This presentation that he's trying to make of like, oh, one of the top private labelers came along and blah, blah, blah. No, your son is doing this to shield resources. It's absurd.

Like, it's crazy. You're getting your son in on this. Like, I know probably like enough of his family is involved with and benefiting from the way that he's maneuvering these lawsuits and bankruptcy. But his son's on paper now Yep, that is not great And I don't know if his son's name was on like as the official managing member until fairly recently right right right I think I I

Feel like you've now put your son in a position where he might get sued yeah, or at the very least you've put your son in the position where historically, whenever we think about fraud cases very similar to this, there's a weak link in the chain that gives everybody all the information that they need. I mean, hey, oops. Yep. So I looked up all the paperwork with the Secretary of State, but there wasn't really any need for me to do that because this company is on his LinkedIn page.

The web. Rex's LinkedIn page. Yeah, sure. Great. And his name and it's on the website too. It's on Jones CBD. Of course. If you look in the fine print and the privacy policy and that kind of stuff, Rex Jones' name is in there. But why wouldn't, it's baffling to me that Alex is trying to pretend all of this is on the up and up and he won't say my son runs this company.

That's crazy. I mean it's somehow, it would be more likely for me to believe in its legitimacy if he were to admit that it's a purely nepotistic arrangement. 100%. Because that is at least a real arrangement. Whereas in this case, by not mentioning that your son, whose business you've blatantly given to him is successful, you're just revealing it's your own business. Yeah.

I think that there is a way that Alex has sell this believably, which is like, fuck, man, you know, I never really wanted to get into CBD because I'm the last generation. I'm an old model. There you go. But my son, he knew about this, he saw it, he saw the benefits, he looked into it,

he started this company and he asked if he could use the last name so people will kind of be tricked into thinking that it's me. Let's not say tricked, but let's say he'll take advantage of the association that people will make on their own Without me having to say anything and I gave him my blessing to use the Jones name on this thing And you know, I'm proud of him He's he's making making a name for himself by using my name doing it doing our name to make a name for himself I think that there would be a way I could believe that. I wouldn't believe that he wasn't getting a taste. Yeah,

yeah, yeah. I could kind of believe that, but as it is, the way he's trying to pass this story off and the fact that Rex owns this company, it's just such bullshit. It's clearly hiding money again. And man, it's brazen. We're so used to a level of nepotism that is realistically unacceptable if you want things to function properly that I would be willing to be like, oh yeah, your son, of course you gave him like $10 million to start a company and it's moderately successful. That's how it works. Well yeah, I mean there's a nepotism version of this that you'd just be like, whatever. But then also, like if this wasn't the I don't know

15th company that's been set up like this there is people who are related to Alex or work for him or whatever trying to Clearly avoid this bankruptcy like if it wasn't the like it just keeps happening. Yeah, I Don't know. I might I might give it more of a pass, but this is grim. It's crazy. Like I literally just read a book a few weeks ago about the Falcone crime, like the Cuban cocaine smuggling operation that went on. And just like the stories of people tracking down the way they've set up their businesses. Like, this is the accountant. Like he's the guy who has all of this stuff going on. And it's so similar to this, but it's done in a way that was very difficult for people

to untangle it. And governments were involved. And there was the guy with the hippos, you know what I'm saying? Pablo Escobar was involved, all of this stuff. It wasn't just some fucking Norm Pattis ass dude signing another doing business as. Yeah. Yeah. It's one of the things that you talk about with the cartels and a lot of the legitimate businesses that they end up being entangled with in Mexico and in South American countries. It's because of a competency in terms of that structure.

Whereas Alex is like a Dupelo version of it. It's like a kid's toy version of cartel money laundering shit. It's sad. It's sad to see that you can do that. It is so much like sometimes whatever you're reading about that, they're like, and also because of the way we hire people, because of the way we do business, we had the most legitimately successful boat racing company in America and then top 10 in the world. And

you're like, Oh, because you apply the same skills that got you to be a big cartel. In the same way, Alex is applying the same skills and they're all laziness based. Yeah, he's applying the, let's say, skimming memes school of effort. Least amount of work I can do. Putting that into money laundering. Absolutely. It's going great. it's going great. It's going great.

So anyway, we come to the end of this. And what a day. Top story, Elon Musk is cool. Amazing. Bottom story, not a lot of people are buying products. We'll see how things go. I don't feel like we, I understand what's going on in Trump's new term very well.

Is that what we were doing? Emergency broadcast on a Saturday. He's the tip of the spear. Absolutely. He's the most important stuff. I don't really even know what's going on in the world just from watching this. Yeah, I believe that. I can tell you that.

But maybe we'll learn more next time and we will be back then. But until then, we have a website. Indeed we do. It's knowledgeright.com. Yep, we'll be back. But until then, I'm Leo. Indeed we do. It's knowledgeright.com. Yep, we'll be back but until then, I'm Leo. I'm Leo. I'm DZX Clark. I am the mysterious professor.

Woo yeah woo yeah woo! And now here comes the sex robots. Andy and Kansas, you're on the air. Thanks for holding. Hello Alex, I'm a first time caller. I'm a huge fan. I love your work. I love you.