Knowledge Fight - #1024: March 11, 2025

Episode Date: April 11, 2025

In this installment, Dan and Jordan check in to hear Alex discuss grenade-training monkeys, loving Elon Musk, and his feelings about one of his employees getting murdered.

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Andy and Kansas. Andy and, Andy and, stop it. Andy and, Andy and, it's time to pray. Andy and Kansas, you're on Knowledge Fight, I'm Dan. I'm Jordan. We're a couple dudes that like to sit around, worship at the altar of Selene, and talk a little bit about Alex Jones. Oh, indeed we I'm Dan. I'm Jordan. We're a couple dudes like to sit around where should be the altar of Celine and talk A little bit about Alex Jones. Oh indeed. We are Dan Jordan Dan Jordan quick question for you So what's your bright spot today, buddy? My bright spot today is an unfortunate Kaboom is a negative. Oh, no. Yes. Okay, my buddy Nikki gifts sent me a text recently Informing me that Reese's had a new variety.

Peanut butter and jelly situation. Wrong. Well, I mean, very interested. Sure. Obviously the idea, it sparks. Curiosity, sure. I managed to get my hands on some of these, found them at the pharmacy.

The old pharmacy. Yep, in the impulse buy section. Sure. And to my surprise, it came in two varieties. Oh. Yep in the impulse buy section sir and to my surprise it came in two varieties Oh came in grape and strawberry. I like it So I said I got to get both naturally pull it's polite of them to offer you a choice But also they knew that you were going to have to try both yep Yeah, and so I I felt like I think grapes gonna be worse, so I tried the grape first, okay Thumbs down big thumbs down on the grape so then I tried the grape first. Thumbs down. Big thumbs down on the grape. So then I tried the strawberry. Thumbs down.

Not surprising. Here's what you don't remember all the time about peanut butter and jelly. What's that? It doesn't include chocolate. It's not covered in chocolate? Yeah. It's not coated with, when you have a peanut butter and jelly sandwich, you don't coat it in a lightly battered... You don't put Nutella, peanut butter and jelly. Those flavors kind of get mixed up and conflict with each other a little bit. Also the texture of the jelly is not good. How could it possibly be good?

What magic powers would be required to make a Reese's like ghoul next to a goopy jelly? It's impossible. You need magic. You need something that is forbidden by jelly. It's impossible. You'd need magic. Yeah, you'd need something That is forbidden by God possible. Yes, absolutely So it was unfortunate, but I you know, it's a bright spot because god bless you for trying I I tip my hat and I respect you I do like that I wonder you know, sometimes when it's something like that I wonder if they make them somebody had the idea and then they eat them and they just go,

I mean, it's too late now. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Right? It has to be that. We printed the labels. I mean, it's already done. Yeah. They're on the way.

The peanut butter and jelly M&Ms, I think, were better. Yeah. I think that that was a much better execution of this. Anyway, what's your bright spot? My bright spot is, turns out, rough, rough, rough go. Rafa, Rafa. What's your bright spot? My bright spot is turns out Ruffa rough Rough rafa rafa rough rough age limit about nine months ago My little sister announced that she would be having a baby

Oh, and that means that right around now She will be having a baby about nine months about nine months later after that is how it usually works gestation It could happen. I'm told, at any moment. So we're really on bright spot alert. Yeah, absolutely. By the time this bright spot happens, it may be a bright spot. Or you could get a text in the middle of the recording of this episode and find out you got a bright spot.

Entirely possible. Or it might not happen until a week from now. No one understands the mystery of life, Dan. That's gestation, man. It's just the Lord and whomever else is making decisions. So do we have a name? I feel like these are private questions. I don't need to ask. You know what? Here's what's even better. I don't know the answers. Sure. You'll find out in due time. Exactly, though. I don't know what to ask somebody whose sibling is about to have a baby. I don't know what the

questions are. I don't have any questions myself. I hope everyone's healthy. Exactly. That's my thoughts exactly. I'm just, you know what? Good luck to everybody. Well congratulations in advance to her and to you. Jordan, today we have an episode.

Oh do we? Yep. In honor of your new niece or nephew. Oh hooray! This sucks. This is an episode I don't want to do, but we gotta do. Okay, okay. It is what it is.

And we'll talk about it in a second. But first, let's say hello to some new wonks. Ooh, that's a great idea. So first, I've been waiting so long to be where I'm going in the sunshine of your wonk. Love you from TKO. Thank you so much, you're an Applesley wonk. I'm a policy wonk. Thank you very much!

Thank you! Next, only watch Dune because Dan's vacuum cleaner commentary And it made more sense than the rest of the film from an American man Irish woman Thank you so much. You're now policy won. I'm a policy won. Thank you very much American mom ma'am ma'am Man, there's a one word and is tough. Yep. Yep. Yep Next the globalist proboscis is just an anti-Semitic slur. Thank you so much, you're now a policy wonk. I'm a policy wonk.

Thank you very much. I worry about that. I don't think it is, but man, it could be interpreted that way. It didn't even occur to me until I read that and then I was like, oh yeah, no, it could totally, yep, now I get it. I could definitely see how that would be, but I think it has more to do with a mosquito, but then... I agree. There's some, yeah, I can definitely see how that would be but I think I think it has more to do with a mosquito But then I agree there's some yeah, I don't know I think it's one of those ones where it was intended originally is this way and then it's like a like a

Dandelion suddenly view the reality popped up to the side and they were like well that works, too Yeah, it takes it takes some fun out of Alex's stupidity, but yeah, it is possible Yeah, anyway, we got a technical writer that makes Jordan so thank you so much too. To all of my denizens in SGI, which is totally not a cult, this is your captain speaking. Stay spicy, my fremen, and don't forget to biffer, pronounced by far. Ah, shit. Also, sorry, Dan, I know you don't know Dune, but I need to hear you say quits at Soderach so Jordan can correct you.

Thank you so much. You're now a policy wonk. I'm a policy wonk. Four stars. Go home to your mother and tell her you're brilliant. Someone, someone, sodomite sent me a bucket of poop. Daddy shark. Bomp, bomp, bomp, bomp, bomp. Jar Jar Binks has a Caribbean black accent. He's a loser little, little kitty baby. I don't want to hate black people. I renounce Jesus Christ

You're a technocrat not a policy walk. I misspoke because I was excited about I think I got that Yeah, you got close enough in Wisconsin. They say quiz at hair. Rick. Uh-huh. So I think that's also a correct. What's the correct? I'm gonna tell you something right now. There is no correct translate I don't know if they speak English on Arrakis. I'm sure they don't you know like What's their native tongue and then you have to figure where's Kwisatz Haderach from? You know what's the reference point for that the Benedjessarit came out of Not even earth so where did they come up with it? The house House Atreides did have a bagpipe and that is true that is means that you know

I mean some lineage to earth they go all the way back to Agamemnon and shit I so I think that typically from a like phonetic perspective sure if you have like that Tz at the end of one word and an H At the beginning of the first there's gonna be an elision between the two. Kuzats hadarok. Yeah, the Z and the H are going to flow into each other. But I don't care. No, I think you did great.

You dorks! So Jordan, today, our episode we're gonna be talking about is March 11th, 2025. Okay. And we are covering this because it is a day that is a bit of a bummer and very sad. And that is the day before this, late in the evening of the ninth into the morning of the 10th, one of Alex's employees, Jamie White, was murdered. And from all indications that people can tell, he was coming home late from

work. Someone had tried to break into his car a number of months prior, and this happened again. And he was confronting the people who were trying to break into his car and he got shot. And it's very sad. And just because he works at Infowars doesn't mean he's not a person. And it doesn't mean that his family isn't Going through some stuff and you know, it's awful for sure But Alex has made an attempt to turn this into a storyline. All right There was an immediate Blaming of the the DA sure in Austin for allowing the district attorney murdered?

Well no, he allowed criminals to run roughshod over the streets. Fair enough. You know, that's... Yeah. Err... I guess. Um, I might not be as interested in Alex's exploitation of this person's death if it hadn't escalated a little bit. Okay.

And so here we are on the 11th. Did Hillary do it? Close. Oh shit all right, it is Tuesday March 11th 2025 I am your host Alex Jones and While I was on with Eric bowling and

the police. I was in the hospital. I was in the hospital and I went into the hospital and I went into the hospital and I went into the hospital minutes into Monday morning. right when he got to the hospital, the police got there really quick. My initial instinct was that it would be Jose Garza, probably the worst

Soros D. A in the country who has just opened this place up to just mass murder and crime that it would be a gang bangers. Uh you know that killed him because there's because there's a lot of them and it's really bad But then everybody started pointing out to me that Jamie got put on the Ukrainian enemies hit list and you remember the Ukrainians Were openly listing a US senator that they were better watch out and Jack Pesovic better watch out and Jamie white better watch out

I remember when this first happened a year and a half ago, I remember saying to Jamie, wow, I'm jealous that I'm not on the list. What is this? It's not funny now obviously. No. So it wasn't the Ukrainian government. There was a report that came out from a Ukrainian independent media organization that was about the spreading of right-wing and pro-Russia talking points and media outlets. And Jamie White was one of the people who wrote a number of articles for Infowars that were just kind of, you know, you could argue were Kremlin talking points. And so that's what Alex is referring to.

And you can see there's a little bit of an interest in changing this from a, the cops are incompetent to Ukraine did this. Right. Right. Right. It was an assassination. Well I mean when when Zelinsky sees an Infowars reporter getting a little bit out of his station somebody's got a let's say handle the weeds. You know what I'm saying. Yeah. Yeah. I just think that this is a nice illustration I guess of something that I make a point of a bit and that is that Alex's primary function and the way he derives energy and power is off exploiting strong emotions and tragedy. Sure. And if you're somebody who's around him you are liable to become a part of that.

Your death will be used in service of generating that power based on tragedy, on the exploitation of that tragedy. It's very, very sad. Yeah. If you didn't know that now or before, then you have to know it now. So I mean, like in the future, you should expect to have your death exploited. Yeah. Right. And it's a real bummer. Like, honestly, honestly, I, when this happened in the real world, you know, that we're about a month

removed. Sure. I do think that my, I think I took a hit my mood Just the sort of realization of how how cheap Life is sure someone like Alex sure And that was unnecessary. I didn't need to have those feelings not probably not But but here we are so the police have talked to Alex and So the police have talked to Alex and they're like, hey man, we got no people. There's no cops. There's no cops to...

Oh! Basically. And notice whether it was that what was involved or criminals running wild that just get released. The police told us a lot. I mean, they said, listen, they cut one third of the cops, they ran off much the police and they took half of what was left of the two thirds, the other third and put them into social work, community outreach, brainwashing, PR. And they said, we can barely even respond to all these crime scenes, much less investigate them. So and you know, the story all over the

country, you've seen it, it's just, just it's just terrible Jose Garza is a communist admittedly says he is Back try to find the zoom meetings. We used to have been Austin da Jose Garza calls Members of his staff comrade and there's video of him at meetings calling them comrades and he will not prosecute Hispanic or a black person If they're killing a white person, he's literally a racist and he barely even prosecuted if they kill another Hispanic or black person barely he says this public will but it'll barely do so It is open season on white people

Luckily most folks that are brown don't hate us. They don't want to kill us, but there are some that do. And it just happens all the time. So the Austin Police Department is experiencing a little bit of a staffing crisis, but the rest of this stuff is nonsense. A lot of the reason they had staffing problems had to do with the city and the police union not being able to agree on a contract, which made it more difficult to recruit new cadets. If you're a potential recruit and the department can't tell you what the contract with the city looks like, you might be more interested in talking to a different police department before you make a decision. They recently got that contract issue squared away and the prediction is that within two

years they'll be staffed at normal levels. Even with the lower staff funding is up for the department and crime is down. What Alex is doing there is just legitimately racist propaganda. Jose Garza has absolutely never said that he isn't going to prosecute crimes committed against white people. This is just from Alex's racist fucking imagination and it's disgusting. Yeah, I mean, what if he said it one time though, like, like let's say okay. Let's say Jose Garza comes out, and he's like fuck it I'm never prosecuting a black person that murders a white person again Mike drop and then leaves Yeah, right like you wouldn't even know if he was telling the truth. He could just say that shit

Oh, it's nothing anybody could do about it. I Almost guarantee Shit nothing anybody could do about it. I I almost guarantee Someone would there be a backlash would there be a backlash do you think there would be a backlash all right from people like Alex? I can see that they might not be happy about that, but here's the thing they've already said he said it So why not say it? What are they gonna? Say he said it? Wouldn't say it because it's bad to say it sure but now you can say it because they already said You don't want to say it. Maybe you should maybe have a little fun Okay, maybe you're at your Christmas party. I have a vision of leadership that is higher than trolling

Sure, and that's what I'm that's what we're running up against here fair fair So Alex starts talking about the LA fires and how they were all set on purpose It was all So Alex starts talking about the LA fires and how they were all set on purpose. All of them. It was all weather control and globalists setting fires and all that. And I don't really care about that. We've talked about it a bit in the past and it's nonsense. But Alex starts making metaphors and it goes off track really fast. Okay.

And I'm glad Mel Gibson's going around now pointing this out saying is to learn you bet your ass It's criminal negligence. That means on purpose No, it doesn't burn my house down on purpose for the insurance money. I just left the burner on high with full grease bacon grease and forgot about it and went to the store to get a pack of cigarettes or A lottery ticket. Oh and my house burned down. That's called I was in the bathroom. I was in the bathroom. I was in the bathroom. I was in the bathroom. Bacon grease and forgot about it and went to the store to get

a pack of cigarettes or a lottery ticket. Oh, and my house burned down. That's called criminal negligence. Oh, I didn't drown my baby. I just put the six months old out by the pool and forgot about him. Oh, I didn't. I didn't shoot the neighborhood kids. I just invited him over for a Three cake and then laid loaded off safety

shotguns around oh I didn't excuse me kill anybody in that house. I just got a trained monkey Wait, and I handed a hand grenade It's trained to hold the hand grenade for 60 seconds Then let it go wait. I just put the monkey on the front door Where do you get these? I wouldn't got my truck and drove off the open the door the monkey drops the hand grenade What happens to the monkey? I didn't your honor. I didn't blow up those people with a hand grenade on purpose I just gave it

I just gave a live hand grenade with the pin pulled to a monkey. What's happening? What just happened there? So I think that the burning your house down for insurance money that metaphor makes sense close baby on Guarded around a pool on the edge sure, but there were PSA's about that sure you know like I was high Oh, don't sit on the couch. You'll be like ah and then your baby does totally get it I understand this is something this is an image. that's in the mind right Alex probably shouldn't Use the example of the guns because he's such a second amendment guy probably just veer away from that that is trouble Yeah, the monkey one is insane. That's absolutely insane. You've got a trained monkey

Yeah, who knows to hold a grenade for a 60 seconds It raises so many more questions that need to be answered far before we ever get to, did you try and kill those people? It's so specific. I don't even give a shit about those people. I'm sorry that they exploded. That's terrible. Yeah.

Why did you train this monkey like this? What do you have against these kids? What's going on with you that you're like, this is how I do it, that you won't see that the training part makes it your fault? Well, or you just know a guy who trains monkeys. Okay, but getting a trained monkey for the express purpose of murdering these children is your fault. Well, but here's...

It's criminal criminal-an-an-ness. Sure. Yeah. But so is leaving the guns out with no safety on and... Right, but that seems... Actually, I can't believe that. Exactly. See, leaving the guns out with no safety on... You can but that's... Actually, Alex, I can't believe that. Exactly. See, leaving the guns out with no safety on, and that implies that there's no choice but

for the kids to inevitably murder each other with the guns. So that's like... But you didn't buy the monkey. Sure. You know? Maybe you're borrowing the monkey. Let me talk you through my imagination. Let's hear this.

Yeah. So your guy, very cool, has grenades. I'm feeling it. Yeah. I've got a little zhuzh in me from my grenade holding. Yeah. Maybe likes to wear retro clothes, you know, has a sense of style. I'm just trying to flesh out this character.

I like it. I like it. No, no, no. I love it. I like it. No, no, no, I'm living you Know a guy who has a monkey that they trained Yeah to drop a coconut after 60 seconds, right? And you think to yourself wouldn't it be funny if it was a grenade instead of a coconut in a way you got? Chocolateed by peanut butter. Mm-hmm This one is not negligence. No, there's a lot of on it on purpose. There's a lot of affirmative steps that you need to take.

Yes. It's so very much your fault. Yeah. Is this a plot of a movie? I don't know. I don't think so. No. I've never heard the, I've trained this monkey to hold onto a thing for a length of time

bit. I think Alex drank some cough syrup the night before and was watching The Specialist. Sure. And then it flipped over to Any Which Way But Loose. Right. He got monkey and bombs. This raises an excellent point. This raises an excellent point. What is he dreaming about these days? And is it being ignored? No, I mean, Gene Hackman is already dead. He's dreaming about monkey bombs, right? This is what I'm saying I are should we be more concerned about monkey bombs now that we know that his dreams can cause the murder of Gene Hackman

Monkey bone more like monkey bombs. Oh That's Brendan Fraser. Yeah, Kattan. Oh, that's right. That's also Kattan. No, yeah. Yeah so Oh, that's right. That was also a catan. No, yeah. Yeah so Look, this is silly and stupid, but I enjoyed it I enjoyed it we all need a little break every now and again absolutely because sometimes this stuff is a little too serious like this Hmm, you know I? Am shell-shocked By Jamie White's murder a reporter. I'm a reporter.

By Jamie White's murder. A reporter. And. I uh. I'm tough. I got a lot of stuff going on. I can handle a lot of things. The career is tough too, but I have had a stomach ache since I learned he got killed yesterday and My stomach ache is so bad, I'm drooling right now, you know when your stomach aches hurt so bad you got salivating and the feeling is anger and my body my brain is saying punish people because as i originally thought just gut level it would be a Soros letting criminals out of jail, these gangs they just let run wild and that Jamie ran into him robbing his car. But then

you got Ukraine saying he's on the enemy's list and we, you know, we want to kill the people that are on these lists. They said that subsequently on national television. We played the clips years ago when this happened. I was surprised he got singled out, but he was really pointing out USAID and Soros with documents because they were worried that might move up the chain and Trump might think about it, Musk might think about it, so that's what we do. I think that's a really interesting clip because in effect what Alex is saying is that he has a lot of feelings about this tragic thing that's just happened to someone near him and it's causing physical distress.

He has to deal with that, but the only real way he knows how to deal with this grief and pain is to find someone to blame. He says quite literally that he's feeling a drive that he needs to punish someone. I believe that really is how his brain works. This loss of his friend and coworker is painful to a level that he refuses to acknowledge, and the way to distract your brain from having to process those feelings is to turn them into something else, something more familiar. For Alex, blame is familiar, and so is exploitation.

What you hear in that clip is him expressing two main things. One, he needs to blame someone for this murder because he will not deal with it as a random tragedy and two, he needs to find which person he benefits the most from blaming. You can hear him saying that his instinct is to blame the Travis County DA and make this a big their soft on crime thing, but he's kind of thinking that maybe the Ukraine angle is stronger. It's almost as if he's sitting there looking at a menu, trying to figure out what he can afford.

He has a certain amount of tragedy to spend, and he knows that he could get the soft on crime story to stick. That one's cheap, but he's doing the math, trying to figure out if international assassination is too lofty a narrative to pitch here. He's flat out a disgusting human being. Like, Jamie's family had already come out and spoken to the news saying that they believe that this was a situation where he interrupted someone breaking into their car. And like Alex is trying to make this about himself and make this about the Infowar.

He's talking about how he has a stomach ache. You know, like this isn't about him. This is gross. I mean, you know, you could start by saying like, ah, we need to support his family or just bring a casserole. He does promote their give send go later in the episode. So it's not like there's no voice given to them or anything, but the attempt to own it is really, I just, I think the instinct and the impulse is terrifying.

Yeah. I just I think the instinct and the impulse is Terrifying yeah, I think you know what's what's crazy about it's reminding me of I read that a Book about the Cuban Cartel the Falcone family and that kind of stuff and at one point I Don't remember who but one of the wives of the top people was at a growth or not a was at a mall and then was murdered in just a random attack. Like just a random theft and then was murdered. And it's like, this is the wife of the top member of a cartel. And so there's a whole, like, everybody's searching, who could have done this?

What is going on, is this related to this family, is this related to that family? And then really is everybody just keeps coming back with, nope, it was just random. And there's just that- That's the terrifying piece of random. Right, but there's no way for your brain

to really wrestle with that if you're in a cartel of like known murder people all the time, right? Sure So it's that desire to make a reason even if there isn't one. Yeah, that is so hard to overcome Yeah, like Bill Gates could win the lottery. Yeah, and it would be random. Yeah, you know like that's how it works Yeah, I what I feel like is Alex is trying to make his own Seth Rich Yeah kind of storyline and I just I don't I mean, you know, I I don't see any reason not to

Use the tragic murder of somebody for your own personal monetary gain at this point if I'm yeah Yeah, no for sure. I just Disrespect it. Yeah, I hate it. Yep. So I feel like Alex is Fundamentally incapable of talking about any of the human feelings that he's having right but in this clip You can hear him start on that kind of page and then kind of become animated as he drifts into nonsense Okay, Jamie did not have a firearm that that we were told drifts into nonsense. Okay. Jamie did not have a firearm that that we were told by the family. The police have told them everything they know so far this morning. So and we should get the sister of the dad on if they want to come on.

So have please have a non call them and see if they like to do that. I'll it's hard to talk about as soon as I'm able to get my bearings here I'll give you the all information and then we've wanted all the news, but it's really just... Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh uhhhhhhhhhhhhh uhhhhh uhhhhh uhhhhh uhhhhh uhhhhh uhhhhh uhhhhh uhhhhh uhhhhh uhhhhh uhhhhh uhhhhh uhhhhh uhhhhh uhhhhh uhhhhh uhhhhh uhhhhh uhhhhh uhhhhh uhhhhh uhhhhh uhhhhh uhhhhh uhhhhh uhhhhh uhhhhh uhhhhh uhhhhh uhhhhh uhhhhh uhhhhh uhhhhh uhhhhh uhhhhh uhhhhh uhhhhh uhhhhh uhhhhh uhhhhh uhhhhh uhhhhh uhhhhh uhhhhh uhhhhh uhhhhh uhhhhh uhhhhh uh them up, burning them, molotov cocktailing. You imagine if conservatives did this to one place, it'd be the end of the world. And we shouldn't. Actually, I can. But they're bullies. They're terrorists. And they said they're going to incrementally turn the heat up.

And you see them do that. We need to get to that. So you can see in that clip that Alex is kind of there's a struggle to convey human thoughts about his friend and longtime employee's death. But when he starts to have the fun demonizing stuff, the ball begins to roll. There haven't been hundreds of attacks on Tesla dealerships. According to a rundown in Newsweek, there were 13, two of which were outside of the United States, and it would be stretched to call all of them attacks, since most of them

were simple vandalism like people drawing swastikas on cars. Sure. But yeah, Alex has, he's walking through knee-high mud when he's trying to talk about this and then he breaks free. Right. That's, that's interesting. I'm okay. Let me, I have a question, alright?

So the swastika on the car is meant to signal the guy who does the car is a Nazi, right? Yeah. Among certain people it might raise its MSRP. Right, but I mean, like, here's the... Okay. It feels a little bit weird to me, because it'd be like going to a clan member's house and then, like, putting a burning cross on his lawn, where it's like,

wait, isn't this your guy's thing? Or wait, who's doing what now? We gotta be clear on, because if you put a swastika on a Jewish person's car, nah, very different message. Very different message, right? We gotta be clear with our symbolism here. Well, I think that putting the swastika on there

is an attempt to say like, this is a Nazi car, this guy's a Nazi. Right, right, right, right. And I, you know, I think that the message to me there is an attempt to say like this is a Nazi car, this guy's a Nazi. Right, right, right, right. I think that the message to me is fairly clear, but also I think you run the risk of making it more appealing to some people. Which is unfortunate, and is a sign of bad times that we live in. Yeah, I mean, you know, you put a burning cross on a clan member's yard, he's like,

oh, my friends came. Yeah, thank you. They're here to, yeah. So we're gonna make some trouble. Yeah, absolutely, we're gonna have a barbecue. Gas in this economy? Right? I'm not gonna pay to burn a cross. It's a freebie.

So I think that Alex on some level, however subconscious it may be, recognizes that this is a pretty gross thing to do to take this death of one of his employees and turn it into Ukraine killed them. Right, right This soon. Yeah is capable of like two weeks from now You just assume that he doesn't give a fuck at all

But this soon I think I think he has to okay. I feel like this next scope is a little bit of rationalization my original Instinct would upon people breaking in this told his family that we've the arm like his arm was through his neck and out the backside Then he got killed by hitting his carotid artery. That's why there was so much blood everywhere

Now Could have been a Ukrainian or NATO murder. He was on that list. I don't know that I I Really think I'm gonna send somebody over here to kill somebody probably me. But they put him on the list. They were pissed at him for that. He was doing original reporting on USA money and Soros. Soros doesn't just get sued and died. He was rounding up people for death camps when he was a teenager. He's he's he's a mean ombre servant of satan. But the statistic of millions of people in Austin, a couple million and there's been eight murders so far this year, massive muggings and woundings and stabbings, but not the still too many. But our reporter that's on a Ukrainian hit list, enemy's list, gets killed outside his apartment.

You have to look at it. You kind of have to look at it. That does make sense. No, you don't. Well, because where I'm sitting, right, Ukraine is at war. So killing people is on the table, at the very least, right? And he's an enemy combatant because he lives in America and wrote something for Infowars one time. Now, if I'm Ukrainian, I'm thinking

maybe priorities are in order here. You know, like maybe we've messed up. Maybe we've got bigger fish to fry on the day. Quite. Right. So if Alex is telling me about this, I'm saying probably not. I'm saying probably not. Yeah. I'm gonna go with no. I'm probably gonna go with no. I think that Alex also, like, you see the narcissism there of, like, I think if NATO is gonna kill someone, it'd be me. Yeah. Like, your friend just died, and the instinct is almost to be like, well, he's not as important

as me. Yeah. That sucks. I think, isn't this, I'm, fucking, correct me if I'm wrong, but I do feel like didn't Colonel Travis literally write something in one of his letters It's almost identical to this of like This guy died, but if anybody wanted to be killed who's important. They would have killed me obviously Maybe I think he did I swear to God I don't remember all the letters But I do know that checks out a little bit with the

narcissism of Alex's hero. So understandably, Alex has a tough time getting to the news and I don't blame him. I might've taken the day off if I were him. And I guarantee I would not cover an episode if they were, like, let's all remember Jamie. like if they had had the employees come in and tell stories I would never cover that. No, that's right. That that would be Respectful kind of tribute to this person and maybe that's what they should have done instead But Alex instead does this stuff and he has just a difficult time cover in the news It's hard for me to get to the news right now. Obviously we need to take what I've said here so far.

I'm going to finish up on Jamie. And then I'm going to get to all the news. So just take what I said, the start of the segment and this and now put it together and we'll get out of statement. But that's what happens when you defund the police. And people know it. So defund the police was a catchphrase that the right wing media lost their mind over in like 2020. And they haven't stopped pretending that it actually happened ever since. The idea was supposed to be that in all these blue cities, they slashed police budgets severely

and now crime is all on the rise everywhere. Austin is a prime example of this because they got that Soros DA and that city is so goddamn globalist. But it's all not true. In the year 2019 to 2020, that fiscal year, the Austin Police Department General Fund operating budget was $434.5 million. The next year that budget dropped to $292.9 million, which represented a 32.6% decrease. It was a $141 million drop, but what Alex and his ilk always fail to mention is that they also approved a $121 million

quote, transition budget that was added on top, which means that the decrease in police budget was closer to $20 million. And a lot of that can be explained by simple logistics like the pandemic limiting their ability to run cadet training and shit like that. The hope with this transition fund was to take many of the things that fell under the heading of the police department and contain them in a different or independent department. For instance, the forensic staff didn't have to be under the police umbrella. They could move that over here or even 911 the call centers didn't need to be the police. umbrella. They could move that over here. Or even 911, the call centers didn't need to be the police.

Sure. There was a severe right-wing backlash to this, and folks in the media like Alex began to pretend that cities were just eliminating police departments. And in response to that pressure, the cities resumed giving the police departments tons of money. Austin approved a budget of $443 million for 2021 to 2022, representing an increase from where it started in 2019. In July 2024, the Austin City Council approved a budget for the next year, which included a record $496 million for the police department. Alex lives in Austin. He has every reason to know that the police department hasn't

been defunded. And in fact, their budget has been increased year over year this is just a pathetic attempt at politicizing the tragic death of his employee using false talking points because he's a well he's a piece of shit yep about it yeah I mean yeah what else is there to say well I guess it's Soros fault no matter what actually that could be true. They're criminals. They want foot soldiers, and they can tell their lawyer, who talks to the drug gang's lawyer, that's how they do it, and then they say, you know, this Republican or this citizen

or this cop is causing us a problem. That's all they say. Like in the wire? And then they go talk to the gang leader who talks to his other leader. Like in the wire. And they might even hire another gang to do it. They say, here is the person. Just bump him. Oh, you mean like in the wire? That means rob him, threaten their life, threaten their family or some as they say Well, they didn't listen to that

Make it look like a carjacking Yes, sir So see when you're a communist like Jose Garza, he knows all this He's got orders the DA. He's a communist here to overthrow America in his own admissions. He wants the flag taken down. Literally. Now it's breaking. Just broke.

10 minutes ago. Like I told you, awesome police say in fours writer Jamie White possibly killed by car burglars. So. Jose Garza. Or wasn't Ukrainian hit team meant to look like car burglars? Either way, it's Soros either way soros is fault either way whether it was his da Talking to drug gangs Telling them to hit Jamie white and make it look like a car

Or if it was Ukraine talking to lawyers, right like the wire, right? What's with is? Are those mutually exclusive or do you think they were both trying at the same time? And then they drive that drug gang lawyer was like you are not going to fucking believe this. All right I have got on the other line Zelensky right over here. No, seriously. You're not gonna believe this. He is asking me seriously You're not gonna believe this. It's such a coincidence. It's Jamie White. I know. Crazy. I've got a half off special for both of you. Because I'm a drug gang lawyer. Yeah. And I like repeat business. Yeah, absolutely. So Alex does manage to get to some news and some of it has to do with how Elon Musk Who moved to Texas sure Austin has?

Been putting a lot of money into trying to get rid of Garza oh as the district attorney huh not not not a fan of him But you know doing doing things like giving people millions of dollars She's you to sign up to vote and what-have-you and Alex loves it and then you got you know, just in the stacks Stuff like this the intercept Elon Musk quietly tried to oust a reformed EA Here's why he failed so must just quietly what and I already knew about this the the the

the the the the the the the media. The media. The intercept talk about leftist. They think that's why they. House the guy that created is

a good guy. Glenn Greenwald. Sure Imagine writing an article like it's bad to try to. Have petitions to get rid of Soros, D. A s. But listen to this like this is how you the Imagine having so much money that you can promise million dollar bribes to people who sign a petition supporting the first and second amendments well Billionaire must actually did flexing his considerable wealth to influence the election Yeah

So he spent millions of bucks To pay for people to go out and conduct petitions How do you spend that to make it sound like he paid bribes to individuals like that? He gave them money. Or for the candidates. My God, Elon Musk is trying to run people for office that are pro-gun and anti-criminal. Man, he's bad. Thank God the intercepts there.

Just these are really good. You imagine sitting down to invert reality like this? Yes. Alex should be intimately familiar with how it feels to sit down and invert reality. It's been his job for 30 years and he's engaging in exactly that with the Intercept article. What Alex is saying isn't true, but it doesn't even really matter. All that's important here is that Alex Jones, the man who hates corruption wherever it may rear its ugly head, likes what Elon Musk is doing because it's what he pretends Soros has been doing,

but it's just aimed in the opposite direction. Alex is supposed to know better than this, which is why, it was one of the ways you can tell that he's engaged in something here that supersedes his own political costume. His career is built on yelling about how popular demagogues and unelected bureaucrats and billionaire international business people can't be trusted. Soros says a lot of great stuff about democracy, but he's using his money behind the scenes for evil. In any other scenario, Alex would say the same thing about Elon Musk. It's absolutely the correct position for the person Alex pretends to be to have, and the fact that he acts like this just screams that something isn't right.

I don't know if it's a financial interest or the hope of a future financial interest or something else entirely, but Alex doesn't feel free. Elon's out here giving out million-dollar checks to people so they'll sign his petitions and vote how he wants them to and Alex is just nodding along and saying that's what democracy is supposed to look like. It's insane based on the premise of his career and he has to know that. So either I believe that at some point he secretly gave up on the idea of democracy and just decided not to tell the audience, or he has some reason to think that his career could not sustain going against Musk.

If I had to guess, I would say that he thinks that once the bankruptcy stuff is resolved and he's operating out of this new Fake company then Elon can come shower him with money and his problems will go away I have no idea if Alex should have any reason to think that might happen but it feels like he knows that that's his only shot and That he knows that he only can tread water because he's on Twitter Yeah, Neil on musk has the power to take that away. Yeah.

I just, I feel like he feels, like it's about leave the whale shit. Yep. He's stuck. He can't get out of this whale. Yeah. Here's a question I have for you. All right.

So you get a million dollars from Elon Musk for whatever it is this is. Then what? You know, like, you figure taxes, you gotta have somebody who handles all that stuff. You're not taking home, like, the rest of my life is completely different money. I think you would have to be way more than a million dollars.

Right. So you do that, then you, like, go to work and you just have all this money and then people are like, is it your, like, two truths and a lie question? Like, hey, I took a million dollars from Elon Musk. What happens? Are they okay? Are they fine? Have they thrown their lives? Have you heard those stories about people who won the lottery and then it ruined their lives? Is this happening? Should we follow along with these people, Dan?

No. I think that Alex, if I had to guess, stripping a lot of shit away sure that may or may not be surface level costuming. Sure. I think that Alex really really wants to just be a prophet. And he wants to be able to be on the air pretending to make predictions that other people he feels like they listen to right. that other people he feels like they listen to. Right. And, you know, a certain livelihood is is is important and you got to have a lot of money. He likes being rich.

But like if you hunt, Musk could just somehow make sure that he never has to stop being playhouse profit. I think that he would take that. Yeah. OK. So here's the question. All right. I think that he would take that. Yeah, okay So here's the question. All right, I Does Alex care about the money or does he want to just have a church? No, what I mean, like if he didn't have to think about the money. Mm-hmm If somebody was he doesn't I don't think he wants to be in a broke church, right? No for sure Yeah, but somebody like Elon Musk going Elon Musk going I'll pay for your church forever

You never have to think about money, but he still wants the numbers money, right? He still wants to see the number go up. Yeah, and he still wants the things that money makes available sure sure So yeah, no, I think it's both. Yeah, but I think at the end of the day if someone could guarantee him like you get to Play act for the rest of your life. I mean hey, there's there's worse. There's worse guarantees in life Yeah, so I don't know Elon Musk could set up a trust for like ten million dollars to fund it Like that. I don't think that's a bad idea right you can't allow him to have it up front. He's not good with money Clearly he's gonna spend it on a tank Don't think that's a bad idea right you can't allow him to have it up front. He's not good with money clearly He's gonna spend it on a tank and if I were Elon Musk what I would do is I would say like all right

You can do this. I will fund you forever all right, but you have to wear a silly hat Whoo, and you can never mention it how many concessions do you think you can extract? For how much money what do you mean like is one of the concessions do you think you can extract for how much money? What do you mean? Like, is one of the concessions the silly hat? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Your first concession is the silly hat, right? What if he gives you some pushback on there?

How much more? Are you going to go higher or is it just silly hat or none? No, take the deal or not. All right. So once he agrees to the deal. He has no power in this negotiation. This is what I'm saying. Once he agrees to the deal, are you going to make him wear another

hat? He has to wear the same hat. Probably maybe the Jughead crown from Archie Comics. Alright, are you going to make him wear a pinky ring too? No. No, just going to leave it? Why do you use my hat? You don't know how to exploit people who are captured. I think it would be an interesting psychological experiment to have Alex forced to wear a hat and never explain it

Uh, I don't think it would well I mean in the sense that he would immediately explain it No, he couldn't cuz then the deal is null and void right so then the deal would be null of it There's the experiment. Okay, it was null and void immediately. Okay, he would put the hat on and be like I can't believe I'm gonna wear this hat to agree Ah shit, and it'd be over okay That's one possibility okay the other possibility is he wears a hat for a long time a bunch of conspiracies pop up about why he's wearing That it's very possible. It is possible anyway whatever happened to that skull and stuff He had on his desk the checkerboard pattern of the floor is a riddle

It was his dad's skull. Not his dad's actual skull. It's not his dad's skull, but his dad's yorick. So Alex, as he is trying to process the grief of losing a friend, he decides that he must sort of endorse vigilanteism. Yeah, that'll happen. I live in like some grand theft auto world down here in Austin or the world will say, why are you still there? This is where the building is and the crew

and my family. But I'll be honest with you. That's what I always do. I just people ask what's my children really think? Oh, you get it all't don't talk that much from our I've been thinking about vigilanteism I'm not saying go do it Here they crossed it We got the surveillance footage that we played it Rex is like 21 now the the guy. I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean,

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mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I the guy started screaming.

It's really true. Until we've taken our cities back, you've got to be in a bunker mentality. You should not be out at night. Even the good areas get robbed now. And if you're going to be out, you better have a gun and you better be watching what you're doing and you better be ready to use it. This is the mark of someone who is not out late. You know what I've never heard an old white man say? I've been thinking a lot about vigilantism. Not good!

No. Never heard him say the not good part. It's always been like, you ever hear about Charles Bronson? You know, like it's always, it's always, I'm very pro-vigilantism whenever it pops up out of the blue from an old white man. Yeah, yeah. Bernie Carrick had some good points very few times do I hear like ah, you know, here's the problem with a Batman is that a unit to spend his wealth on never mind. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah These thoughts not healthy

They're not indicative of What it's like after 10 p.m. There are there very few things. Yeah. Yep agreed. Oh Very sad we have to take back our cities. I've been thinking about vigilante ism How many years are we going to have to have to take back our cities for forever probably? Yeah, it's gonna be a while so Alex has some things to say about this district attorney Garza sure and they're not true Oh, yeah, assistant district attorney resigns from Jose Garza's office. They're being asked to delete evidence That was four years ago Why is it his fat ugly ass indicted?

Yeah, And it's okay. Oh What's on his laptop And we just take it and take it and take it we're gonna go to break. I'm gonna start the main show now I'm gonna come back go through news and clips and it's all important I just wanted to talk about how these people we just now starting to readably and how funny they think it is and the the wire. Thank God for Elon. Can you believe there's all these articles demon and calling it criminal? For American citizen to spend his money to fight tyranny. It takes money to beat these

people. That's why I need your support. It's the last day of the super deal. All the regular cells that are there that are huge and on top of it when you check out you use doge promo code D.o.g. and get ten dollars off. Yeah, doge is a promo code for Alex now. I think America's going great Yeah, I think it's doing good. That's pathetic. Stay the course folk So Jose Garza wasn't indicted about this thing that Alex brought up because he didn't do anything wrong and there wasn't a crime committed

Mostly due to the fact that the assistant DA wasn't asked to delete any evidence. Wow. So this lawyer was asked to delete some emails from the DA's office case management system. This is a computer database that's meant to allow people to access information about various cases, but this lawyer was misusing it to send scheduling emails with a victim's witness counselor, and those emails were requested to be removed. As Garza explained, quote, a junior attorney with our office got into a personal conflict with a colleague and was asked not to air that grievance in our case management system. The emails in question were attached to a court filing, and a fair amount of them are

actually about how this conversation was happening in the wrong place and how they should remove them. The attorney in question didn't want to delete the emails, so she resigned. There's no indication that she was asked to delete anything that would constitute evidence, and in fact, evidence has been presented that what she was asked to delete were scheduling emails. Point here is that Alex has no familiarity with the stories he covers. It's all just seeing a headline and then making up a story about it. It's a real dumb piece of shit.

But we got a good sale going on. I would have enjoyed that. I would have enjoyed that hearing. Just like getting to the bottom of that. Yeah, let me show you the email. Should we be having this email? No. Should this be in this thing?

We should probably delete it from the database. Yes. Oh, okay. Well, I guess we'll delete it then no problems yep once she quit ah she just really hated that guy yeah I mean I think that probably you know you end up quitting because it's more of a personal like I don't like this workplace read some of his emails about how we should delete it and I think he's a prick so I quit. So Alex, he says that Dan, you know, like Musk is why would you demonize him for spending money for liberty?

He's spending his own money to fight tyranny. Yeah. So around this time Trump had done what amounts to a commercial for Tesla in front of the White House. Sure. And it was pretty gross. Yeah. Honestly, he did a whole tweeting out or truth socialing out

about the, they've got to buy Tesla because all these people are attacking Tesla. What do I got to do to get you in a Tesla today? The President of the United States had essentially become a car salesman. Bottom line. And it was pretty tacky, and I think people did not enjoy it. The president of the United States had essentially become a car salesman. Bottom line. And it was pretty tacky and I think people did not enjoy it.

Some people did. If I was buying a car from the president, I would be very frustrated if the president was like, I don't know if I can do that price. I'm going to have to go talk to my manager real quick and then went into the other room. And Elon was in there? Yeah, buddy. You're the one who's supposed to be able to make this choice here. Yeah, it's a little sad. But Alex loved it. Of course he loves that Trump is

advertising for Tesla stuff. And now you've got Tesla dealerships, hundreds of attacks being torched shot up. owners being targeted. President Trump saying last night when I said during the show, I said, You need to buy Tesla stock. It's an information war. It's a financial war. They're trying to terrorize people. They can take down Tesla. They can take

down anybody else. You'll be the next target. And I said, you need to buy a Tesla product. I already made the decision three weeks ago because they were targeting Tesla. It's ramped up. I said the next giveaway after the Jeep and the Bronco will be a

Tesla cyber truck we have it it's black We drew a swastika on it for you pre swastika 1776 the American flag I posted on X today. We got show that places from relax Jones 1776 American flag I posted on next day. We got show that place on relog shows So yeah, Trump is advertising for Tesla telling people they should buy Tesla stock and Alex is getting in on it by Raffling off a car another car good stuff. This is Pathetic it's not great. No, it's not where I was expecting to be no, no It's such a joke of like where his career trajectory should have gone

like I Mean Bill Cooper went how he went and the only way to go really Alex is trying to sell Raffle off a fucking cyber truck. Yeah, what a pathetic dork. It makes me wish that Bill Cooper was still alive dork. It makes me wish that Bill Cooper was still alive doing this exact thing. We could have learned the lesson that that is the inevitable road that he probably would have ended up going down. That's what I would have liked. I would have liked the two of them side by side as we go down this same track record together.

They're competing about who can sell more Teslas. Exactly. So, I thought that the way that Alex was engaging with Jamie White's murder was bad. Yeah, I thought it was disrespectful, distasteful. But it escalates a little bit. And Alex, she starts to try and suggest that maybe it was an attempt on his life. That sounds true. Armies of scum. Who believe they're part of the

power structure, and they've been turned loose to wreak havoc on us. With the Soros D A. So whether it was the Soros D A's creating this crime spree environment, the police said that that's what they believe it is or whether

they sent some hit team here and. Waited to think I was leaving, and. I was see his girlfriend goes home, kill him in the parking lot. I mean, I don't know, the Ukrainians like to kill a lot of people. Tried to kill Trump, Mar-a-Lago. They're suspects. Yeah, they're suspects. All Ukrainians. And Alex, like, has inserted himself into the story now. The hit team was, they maybe thought they were following him, but he didn't do the show that day. And so they killed Jamie thinking that it was Alex. He just narrowly escaped with his life.

God, it was close. It's like those people who canceled their flight on 9-11, you know? And you're like, what? What an amazingly competent and incompetent hit team Alex is imagining. There is a little aspect of McGooeyness to them. Yeah.

And there's an element of Alex just not being able to experience this without making it about himself Yeah, and it's really dark. Yeah, I mean I find it interesting that there's still a crew around him Yeah, you know like if I'm working there watching this I'm going like Well, this is what will happen to me obviously if I die for any reason he's going to do this to me So shit just got real I mean, I think I think what's interesting about that is that that day is like the absolute Compact of like you have now agreed to let Alex do this to you, right?

Well, like if you continue working there, you know what he's going to do. So you feel like the agreement is you dipping a little bit too much into like the idea of the existence of cosmic law or whatever. But I think that it is the line where there isn't a plausible argument to be made that I didn't think he would do that. Yeah, no, yeah, you know what you're getting into. Yeah. I don't think he would do that. Yeah, no yeah, you know what you're getting into yeah I don't have your own to it, but you have every reason to know that you are Your immortal or your mortal soul whatever you like is a prop for Alex to you yeah, and That's tough. That's yeah, that's tough. Yeah, no if he does it to you at that point. It's your fault I don't know if it's your fault, but you certainly had

You had this off-ramp here that should illustrate to you. This is what's gonna happen Nope, just gonna keep operating the boom and then Alex will Make it about himself. Mm-hmm. Okay, so so Here's your headline Ukrainian government put Elon Musk on an enemy's the headlines. Ukrainian government. Put Elon Musk on an enemy's hit list. With info who was killed execution style Sunday night. Alex Jones is calling for a Department of Justice investigation.

Alex Jones is calling for the head of national intelligence to investigate this. I really want to put your name forward here about how you're calling for these investigations and you're leading the headline with Elon Musk is on this list. And I'm going to sensationalize my employees murder in order to make it look like Elon's next. He has to make this about himself and Elon. It's grotesque. Yeah. I mean, the only thing that's unfortunate is that Jamie White has his own name. It would be a lot easier if it was just already Elon Musk, so we wouldn't even have to pretend that he's included as a person in this whole thing. It's just about Elon and Alex, so sorry bud. And you know, this continues on with Alex trying to sort of softly massage the idea

that maybe it was supposed to be him into this. Have you even heard Elon talk about being on this list? I bet he doesn't even know. And I know inside baseball, but there've been a bunch of people coming to town recently trying to get him. Nobody knows that. the CIA. Yep. The CIA is excited to announce our return to South by Southwest. That was this weekend. Last

week. Why is the CIA doing it South by Southwest? And that was this weekend that they the I'd been at the shooting range with my daddy. Gross. And then I went and lived to wait with my dad here. And then I went home to my family. Well, Jamie tried to go home, but you know what happened. Wow, just repulsive. Fuck you. Yeah. Holy shit. Also, the CIA was there because like was there because they weren't there recruiting. It's a tech conference as well. Like South by Southwest, there's a lot of pieces to it.

And that's where they're given a presentation. Or they were there to murder Alex. Yeah, probably there to murder Alex. On behalf of the Ukrainians. Under the guise of Ukrainian balls and fundraisers. And Democrat lawyers. And if only they knew that Alex wasn't there on Sunday night. Poor guys.

With all of their technology, you know, them being the CIA and all. Who actually Trump is in charge of now. Right, right, right. Well, it's rogue elements of the CIA. Sure, sure, sure. Rogue elements of the CIA. That evergreen excuse. See, the problem is they're just-

Ultra green. See, they're too competent to let go, ever. Right. They're rogue, but I mean they're just so good at getting results. You can take their guns and their badges, but they're going to get the results that you want. Right? So you've got them, and unfortunately, they had a phone error.

There we go. Alex hits away. And they're never going to be able to try it again because they already did it. There's never going to be as good a cover as the CIA is going to South by Southwest ever again. Right. Except for the CIA went to South by Southwest last year also. Not important. What's important.

Probably will next year. It will never happen again. This cover is blown. This is just gross. Yeah. Yeah, not good So Alex starts to rant a bit about how he's a psychic Sounds true, and I I I think that this is fun And I don't just see something. I think it's gonna happen and then I I see news and make it fit to that No, I'm looking at it all

And Because I don't care about being proven right, I care about actually being right. And then getting so right, people finally listen at a scalable level to stop enemy operations. And we're finally getting there. I've explained this for decades. I've got to make enough of these predictions for you and show you the full mapping I've got that's getting better and better. And then so enough people listen so that we can stop them. So I don't want to say this for sure, but if Alex had showed up at Gene Heckman's house out of the blue, having never met him just in time to save Heckman's wife because God told him to go to Santa Fe, I might go ahead and believe that Alex is a psychic.

Obviously, there could be some other explanations, but it would be a pretty serious mindfuck. I mean, it fucked me up. Yeah. As far as I can tell, that's what God wanted him to do. Go to Gene Heckman's house for no reason except because I told you to so the world will believe you're a prophet. Faith. When Alex says that he needs to keep making these predictions so that people will believe

he's a prophet, this is a prime example of God trying to make that happen and Alex doubted. Alex proved himself unworthy of God's visions because after 50 years of preparation and who knows how many clock-based magic tricks, Alex crumbled when the call came in. It's super easy to be a prophet after the fact because it's really just about scamming people. He's running a religious scam on this audience, presenting himself as a divinely inspired prophet and I think in that clip he doth protest too much when he said at the beginning I don't just find stories and make them fit my worldview. I'll tell you what.

Yes you do. That's exactly what you do. You're self-conscious about it. I'll tell you what. If there's anything I know about God and the way he handles business like this, all right, we're in a clear Sam like this. All right. We're in a clear Sampson situation. All right. So here's how Alex can prove he's still psychic and I will believe him.

This is what has to happen. Somebody has to have trained a monkey to hold on to a grenade for roughly 60 seconds. If we see a headline about that. Yep. 100% different. And he has to, well, I mean, I mean Samson situation. It's gonna be on his doorstep So Alex doesn't survive this it's his last act as a person to be proven correct about his dreams Having psychic powers the monkey would have showed up next door if he had saved my god They would have been it would have been amazing, right? It would have been a miracle

literally Oh my god, it would have been amazing. Right. It would have been a miracle, literally. Oh, lads. He should have saved Gene Heckman. I mean, god damn it. How do you really believe that? And man, that would fuck me up forever. Yeah. Forever.

Yeah, but I think what I find so interesting is like in that clip. He's essentially Wanting the end result of having gone. Yeah, he wants the end result of having lived his faith Yeah, but in reality he denied his faith, right? He did not act out of faith. He acted in a scammy way, right? But he still wants the credit He still wants the the image of the guy who did go and show up at heckman's house Yeah, I wonder if there's something to be said about faith being able to move mountains being an issue Mm-hmm because he has far too much faith if he's just willing to be like actually I think I did do it Faith should be able to move mountains, but it can't get Alex to go to Santa Fe

That's an issue Yeah But it can get him to believe that he already went to Santa Fe and even if he didn't it's almost like he did Because he thought maybe I should and he said it on air so he's proved it. Yeah, thank God great So the opposite of God is the devil. That's true who Alex works for So the opposite of God is the devil. That's true who Alex works for Debatable, I think there's some compelling evidence. Okay, but in this next clip he does not like Satan Oh And then he makes a funny transition. Okay, we are trailblazing with God's spirit

We are the vanguard Satan is behind us in the dust. You want to be far away from the devil Your spiritual goal is to remove your spirit as far away from that energy and as close to god's energy as possible that is the great goal been thinking about vigilanteism of existence why you were given free will it is everything it is not the number one thing it is the only thing The only thing The only thing is your choice with your free will to be with God or the devil. That's it Sure, everything boils down to that alone. And look what Satan has to offer. Evil dominating hurting

people. Being hurt. What's God give us everything good. Like the powerpuff girls back to egg prices oh my god I think about the devil log pause back to egg prices stock eggs oh my god oh my god this is so dumb. This guy's an idiot. Okay, so instead of the hat Yeah, I say he gets hit with a beach ball every

68 seconds and then every 69 seconds and then every 70 seconds so he can never Exactly time it out. Yeah and get comfortable with it. Here's here's another option like that Yeah, make him sit in a dunk tank, but never throw any balls at it. All right, so he's just sitting there He's just uncomfortable. Yeah. Yeah, he's on a like little board, which is never comfortable to begin with right? But then there is the looming threat right at any point He could be done, but it will never come or will he doesn't know that exactly yeah Yeah, we know that it's never coming the uncertainty is the true torture. Yes, right question Dangling your toes in the water can't touch the water. What are we doing?

Can't touch can't touch the water so he could so close to just getting some sort of relief for his dry skin But he just can't reach otherwise he'd fall all the way in. Right. And I think that that tension of like, I might get dunked at any second. I really do think that that would put a little bit of a dent in his ability to take himself seriously. It would be hard. And I think that would be fun. Especially if he's forced to wear

an old Jansen bathing suit. Like the old- I think everyone was assuming that. Yeah, okay, fair enough. Fair enough. So, Alex yells a bit about Podesta. John Podesta has his battle plan that was printed at the war games avert social collapse and all that.

And then he says something that I think is really, really funny, which is that he does not fetishize violence. Oh no. That'd be crazy. People are like, God, Jones predicted it again. And they're starting it. I didn't predict it. That's in the damn battle plan from Podesta. You know, if I was the head of a major political party, and I'm in the New York Times wargaming states, seceding and violence in the streets that that that's terrorism. That's not free speech. That's organizing insurrection.

You got free speech all day, but when you wanna overthrow a government, overthrow an election, overthrow the voters, and enslave us like they do everywhere else, canceling elections and torturing people to death and everything, that's what they wanna do here. We gotta be careful not to take the gloves off too much and have it spun the other way,

but we're in a war now. Okay. And I'm not somebody that fetishizes, you know, real brute force and real stuff. Cause I know all about it a lot. Almost fetishistically is the way you said that like everything else. But the point is I don't want to go there because it has a way of not being put back in the bottle and I don't want to be these people. I want real stability and due process. That said, when you're in a war and you don't have any other choice,

I can guarantee the decisions are being made right now to really take the gloves off. And if the left thinks just getting indicted is taking the gloves off, you don't know what the gloves off means, you little cowardly shits. Because you've never done any of the gloves off. You don't know what the gloves off means you little cowardly shits. Because you've never done any of the hanging yourself. There are a lot of people ready to get the order to pay you a visit. Because we're sick of you killing us with your crime waves and your illegals and your fentanyl and we can't take much more you raping the shit out of us and fucking killing us. So fucking stop before you make us get off the bench sure we don't want to do it we will and if it's bad times you're looking for you're really getting close i can

tell you i can feel it you can feel it ain't gonna be me there's people a lot meaner than me that don't like taking your porcupine cock up their ass every day. I'm sorry? Ladies and gentlemen, we're on the verge of total war. Oh my god. I think that there's a I Mean, I don't think it needs to be said but he fetishizes violence and brute force like To a degree I think unlike anybody I've ever seen in the world

The other day he was talking about full-on donkey kicking someone in the face Sure while they're laying on the ground And then you know hey if they don't die then you got a stomp their guts in yeah Yep, yep, yep, and then if that doesn't work you got a bang their head against the ground and apologize Well, you're right you do because you don't want to do I don't want to be doing I don't want to be doing this I'm sure this but I don't want to do this. No, of course not Yeah, very strange very strange thing thing to then also have a, like, hey, I don't fetishize violence,

but whenever I think about it, I feel this energy that gives me a pleasurable experience, but at the same time, it's maybe a little unpleasurable, some sort of fetish-like feeling that I might receive from this. Yeah, he's sort of expressing the behavior immediately after saying he doesn't do the thing. And that's funny.

It is. It is. It's not as funny as it should be, but it is still funny. I do think that there's a funny moment of the... I think... I wonder if he's like, we're sick of taking your... And he realized he'd already sweared too many times right and like maybe I'm out of delay or whatever Porcupine cock and then in the ass. Yeah

Yep, yeah, he would have said shit to sick of taking your shit, right? You know like but taking your porcupine cock in the ass. I don't know man That's no that's what well first. I suppose kudos for originality I've not heard porcupine cock in the ass before yeah for the creative the the imagery maybe doesn't land Particularly well because now that I imagine it I imagine less a cock with porcupine quills and more a porcupine Where a cock would be?

mmm That's not a good image. Nope. So we got one last clip here. And Alex is just yelling about how committed he is to the cause. Sure. He's real for real. For real.

Surrender isn't even an option. It doesn't even exist in my mind. I am pissed at myself every minute that I don't have more energy. I'm not strong and I got to be careful because if I push the energy I turn into a really nasty creature the real weapon system start opening up and it's in my mind it's not good so and I've already gone part way there and I'm like I've gone 10% folks I'm'm telling you and it's not just me globalist. You guys have no idea what you're dealing with. Hmm. Oh, God Almighty. Oh, so energize us and get great products. This tumeric

formula is amazing. Super strong 95% humanoid. I think everybody has a pretty good idea of what they're dealing with Yep, what a tremendous piece of shit. Yeah, okay I don't I didn't there's a part of me that was like, oh, maybe we'll just skip over the part where he tries to exploit His employees death, but I don't know if you can. I really just think it's ghoulish type behavior and rank disrespect. But it's just another day to him. Agreed. Selling that turmeric. Gotta get it out the door somehow. What a dick. Yeah. So anyway, we'll be back with another episode

that isn't about just sort of, I don't even want to say rubbing face in it, but it feels a little bit like that. What? I mean, it's just, it's a stark portrait of the depths of what humans can do to each other and there's just no other way you want to look away from it, but you should look at what it is and acknowledge it for what it is and react accordingly. Yeah. And it's painful.

It sucks. Anyway, we'll be back with another episode. Until then, we have a website. And TV2 at knowledgefight.com. Yep, we'll be back. But until then, I'm Neo. I'm Leo. I'm DZX Clark.

I am the mysterious professor. Woo, yeah, woo, yeah, woo. And now here comes the sex robot. Andy in Kansas, you're on the air. Thanks for holding So Alex I'm a first-time caller I'm a huge fan. I love your work. I love you