Knowledge Fight - #1031: An Unpleasant Sushi Date
Episode Date: April 30, 2025In this installment, Dan and Jordan discuss the time in 2003 when Alex and Joe Rogan went out for sushi and decided to record it so future generations could learn about how weed is cool and how Alex i...s a known liar. (Apologies about some static in the beginning of the episode)
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We are Dan Jordan Dan Jordan quick question for you. What's up?
Which is what today buddy my bright spot today is I'm seriously considering getting another tattoo
Guys of course, I like that and I've been I've been thinking about it. I feel the call. I like it
It's I have a couple ideas.
I have a couple ideas of things I think I'm gonna get.
But I'm not so much, I came to tattoos old.
And so I have like a need for it to mean something.
Of course.
It has to be something that I really love.
And I was trying to think of like,
what could I get
that I will never be like, well, that sucks. This is garbage. And I think the Kiko Man
soy sauce logo. I have never not loved that soy sauce. It's the best. It's been a large
part of my life.
I mean, absolutely. And it stayed unchanged
throughout that entire time period. Yes. Yeah. And I've been disappointed by every other
soy sauce. That's true. Every other like commercially available soy sauce. Maybe not like craft
artisan soy sauce or whatever. 100%. It's such a big difference between the next brand
and Kiko Man. I agree. And so that means something to me.
Yeah.
And so I think I might get Kiko Mon on my forearm.
I like it.
Yeah.
I mean, you know, I think it's cool.
But I also- I think it's a good logo.
I have a jar right here.
I have a bottle on my desk.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Just in case.
Right.
And you notice that it has like this hexagonal border.
Mm-hmm.
And I was thinking like that kind of could be a repeating pattern.
And I was like, I could get a whole sleeve of like beehives.
Yes, like a beehive.
Yeah, yeah.
Of King of Monologues.
That's fun.
I like that.
That sounds stupid.
That sounds too much.
But the idea is percolating in my mind.
To a certain level, every tattoo is stupid.
Sure.
You know?
So, fuck it.
You know?
Go for it.
A whole sleeve of Kekomon logos might be...
Why not?
Man.
Why not?
What's going to happen?
I might get a sponsorship.
What, are you going to lose a job?
So anyway, I'm thinking about that,
and there may be some updates on that in the future.
I like it. I like it.
I like it.
But what about you?
What's your bright spot?
My bright spot is these new shoes.
My wife has purchased me new shoes because I don't know if you recall, but about a week
and a half ago, I was outside for the 20 minutes when a flash flood happened and my shoes were
ruined.
So I just didn't have any for a couple weeks, as is my want.
And then my wife got me these for my birthday.
Hey, how about that?
So yeah, thank you very much.
They're my first green shoe.
I have green shoes too.
Do you have green shoes?
Oh, shit.
Look at that, we both have green shoes.
Isn't that great?
I've never had anything but black or brown, I swear.
I haven't either, and I find it had anything but black or brown. I swear. I haven't either and I
Find it to be a tough adjustment. Is it see the blue jean on the green shoe?
You you wonder is this okay? I?
It's a it's a it's a
Colors clashing that you're not used to I see it as camo and I don't even see if I I don't even know feet are there. Hey, it's just more sidewalk in my head
Well, how are they inside? They feel good. Pretty good. Pretty good. Just got some
Got some insoles cuz I got flat feet. I have the flattest feet
You're out of the army then creepy. So yeah, so I got some insoles. They fit great. I'm loving it. Awesome. Fantastic
I it was a different day, but I too was caught in a flash flood deluge
Yeah, so I I you had had that experience, and then you told me about it
And then a couple days later fuck around it happens to me
I was right it was right after my birthday and to the point where I was like well. I got to get a cake
I'm so wet. I'm soaked a miserable
It's my near my birthday. I gotta get a cake. There's so wet, I'm soaked, I'm miserable. It's near my birthday, I gotta get a cake.
There's only one way to deal with this properly.
Yeah, so I bought a little cake.
I like it.
Again, I think that's a great move.
So Jordan, today we have an episode to go over.
All right.
And we're gonna be talking about something
a little bit off the beaten path.
Okay.
We're gonna be talking about, see,
we did a Mystery Babylon episode on Monday.
Sure.
And we gotta get back to our primary ding-dong sure and so I was like we got to get
back to Alex but then I came across something that I feel like I can't
believe I hadn't seen this before okay and and maybe I had and I'd forgotten or something but it took over my brain a little bit. Okay, and that is a
2003 sushi date that Joe Rogan and Alex Jones went on that was shot as bonus features for a DVD
And I'm sorry. Yes
We're gonna be talking about the time that Alex and Joe Rogan went out for sushi
Was this directed by Jim Jarmusch or something is directed by Kevin Booth? Okay I'm sorry. We're gonna be talking about the time that Alex and Joe Rogan went out for sushi
Was this directed by Jim Jarmusch or something is directed by Kevin Booth, okay?
All right sounds right produced by Jarmusch there we go
Okay, like coffee and cigarettes with a little pea coda there is coffee involved they go to Starbucks after they get sushi
But no cigarettes
after they get sushi. But no cigarettes.
Anyway, there's some really, really important things
that happen in this.
I believe you.
But also some very unimportant things.
And Joe Rogan, seeming like a completely different person.
And we'll get down to business on all of this,
but first, let's take a little moment
to say hello to some new wonks.
Ooh, that's a great idea.
So first, my husband brought me Swiss cheese Cheetos from Brazil, which I immediately recognized as a sign to become a policy wonk.
Thank you so much. You're now a policy wonk.
I'm a policy wonk.
Thank you very much.
That sounds good.
Next, Terra is giving money to say hi to all the cats and dogs. Thank you so much. You're now a policy wonk.
I'm a policy wonk.
Thank you very much.
Thank you. And little titty baby John in Colorado for his 40th birthday January 27th 2024 whoops
Happy birthday. You're now policy. I'm a policy. Thank you very much
Thank you, and we got a ticket credit mix Jordan
So thank you so much to happy baseball season to Jordan from Cooperstown, New York home of the baseball Hall of Fame
Shohei love all around also hi Dan much love from Maddie. Go Phillies! Thank
you so much. You are now a tech regret.
I'm a policy wonk.
Four stars. Go home to your mother and tell her you're brilliant.
Someone, someone, sodomite sent me a bucket of poop.
Daddy shark. Bomp, bomp, bomp, bomp, bomp.
Jar Jar Binks has a Caribbean black action.
He's a loser little, little kitty baby.
I don't want to hate black people. I renounce Jesus Christ
Thank you so much. Thank you very much. I know that Philly has the reputation of really bad fans
Sure really aggressive
Scary fan good fans from a certain perspective. Yeah. Yeah, but I my experience of Philly fans
outside of
Philadelphia,
you know, like people I've met in Chicago
who were like big Philadelphia people.
Sure, sure, sure.
They've all been wonderful.
Of course.
I think it's just being in Philadelphia.
I think there's something about it.
There's a when in Rome element to it, for sure.
I think that there's something about that city enables.
Here is where things are okay.
And outside of here is where things are not okay. It's like a smoking section
Philly is essentially America's smoking section. I think yeah. Yeah, so
Here we go. Let's talk about the sushi date. All right, so under discussed aspect of Alex's career
And something we've touched on a little bit but never really gotten too much into is his association with an outfit called Sacred Cow Productions.
This is a company that started with Bill Hicks and his producing partner Kevin Booth.
Through Sacred Cow, Booth distributed a ton of Hicks' content, including posthumously,
and then after Hicks had died, it took on the shape of like a collective of presumably
like-minded artists.
Kevin and Bill had met Alex while they were
filming a documentary about Waco and in 2000 before his rise to prominence with
9-Eleven conspiracies their company put out the best of Alex Jones VHS
collection. Then in 2001 they released Joe Rogan's first comedy special Live
from the Belly of the Beast. This special is the one that features a cameo from Alex,
and it includes the video where Alex and Joe
put on Bush masks, and they dick around at the Texas
Capitol, which seems to be the only positive memory
that Joe has of Alex that he can call to mind
to justify why they're friends.
That does sound correct.
I don't think that there's a grand conspiracy here,
but we all need to recognize how incredibly
weird it is that 25 years ago, a dipshit from Local Access TV in Austin and the guy from
News Radio were part of the same media collective, and now they're two of the most prominent
media figures that have supported and cheer-led Donald Trump's elections in 2016 and 2024
respectively.
I don't know if that means anything,
but it's fucking crazy.
Yeah.
Also, Sacred Carol Productions offers a collection
of videos and CDs that you can get from various performers
like Rogan, Alex, and Doug Stanhope.
If you go through their collection of stuff,
it's like Bill Hicks, Doug Stanhope, Alex, Rogan, and then some tapes called No Bra at
Mardi Gras.
Oh my god.
Yeah, they got a knockoff, Girls Gone Wild.
Girls Gone Wild knockoff, great.
And a bunch of real high-minded, fuck the man kind of standups.
You know what my problem with Girls Gone Wild was?
There weren't enough copycats around.
You know, exploiting women, that's fine.
Of course, everybody likes that.
We needed more of it.
That's great.
Yeah.
Yeah.
My buddies ordered something off of a late night infomercial called Girls Going Crazy.
That's a true crime documentary.
And that led us to, I think they must have just like sent us more tapes or something
Because there was one called the freak box
Nope, no, no, I don't want to open the freak box do what they would do
So they this these people this company these people these fucking people they put a makeshift like box
Okay, outside a bar and then put a video camera in it and people could go in and do whatever
Oh my god, it was very disappointing. Yeah, that does sound right. So in
2003 Kevin Booth was working on a documentary about the war on drugs and part of that was going out to LA to interview
Rogan, which is a no-brainer that dude loves drugs
You're gonna get a good interview out of him. For some reason, Alex came along and Kevin
decided to record what I would describe as a very awkward sushi date between those two
men. And we thankfully have this recorded for posterity because I think it tells you
a lot about their relationship.
Yeah.
Yeah, you know, sometimes,
sometimes when you're looking at history,
there's just this weird, weird shit happens
that winds up altering the course of the universe,
you know, like the, the Serbians
who assassinated Kaiser Wilhelm, you know?
Like if you read their story, you're like,
no, wait, do these guys change the universe?
Right.
These guys are kind of bumbling boobs.
Yeah, if you watch this sushi date,
you would not expect that we would be where we are in 2025.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
That's for sure.
How about that?
Also, I don't know if Alex knows how to use chopsticks.
That, I would strongly suggest he doesn't.
He gestures well with them.
I will give him that much.
I would almost say that if I were Alex,
I would not learn how to use chopsticks on principle.
You know?
Well, I mean, I think that he would say something about his sister being co-ree and adopted.
Well, there you go.
I'll take it back. So we start in the middle
essentially. This behind the scenes featurette begins in the middle of a
conversation that they're having and Joe is talking about like why weed is
illegal man. They're all just afraid of hemp. Okay. The only reason why most of
these drugs are illegal anyway is because we can't control
them.
Marijuana is illegal now because they can't tax it.
I mean, because they can't stop you from growing it.
It's illegal now because you can't buy it.
Well, George Washington grew it.
George Washington grew it.
Well, we all know the whole deal behind it.
The reason why it was made illegal in the first place is because they came up with a
method of producing pulp from hemp that was much more efficient.
The way they used to do it, back when hemp was a viable crop and it was used by farmers
all across the country, when they made paper out of it, when they made clothing out of
it.
Sales.
Yeah, it was all collected by slaves and it was all processed by slaves.
But that's not very cost effective when slavery became illegal.
So hemp died off and cotton took hold.
Now in the 1930s, in the cover of Popular Science Magazine,
they had an article that said,
Hemp, the new billion dollar crop.
And they were talking about how this new,
I think it was called the decorticator,
I forget what it's called,
but it was a new machine that they had invented
that made it much more efficient to process the pulp.
And they were gonna make superior paper products, superior cloth.
It was also when DuPont came up with the chemical composition for nylon.
Now what they did was William Randolph Hearst, not only did he own newspapers, he also owned
paper plants where he made paper.
And if hemp is a superior paper and everyone's using hemp, he would have had to transfer
all of his lumber yards and all of his paper plants to processing hemp.
It would have cost millions of dollars.
So what do they do?
Instead, they went after the other thing that hemp does.
It actually intoxicates you.
And they financed the...
And they did it on fear.
They did it based on fear.
They said Mexicans and blacks are smoking marijuana.
They called it the slang term. They didn't call it cannabis. They didn't call it hemp. They didn't call it things that
people would be familiar with. They called it the slang that Mexican use. There's a drug
called marijuana and these people are smoking it and they want to rape white women. And
they started passing laws. The first time they passed in Texas.
Well, they made films where you, where you smoking. You turned to this.
Sure. I've got all of them. I've got Reefer Madness. I've got, you know, Marijuana Girl.
I've got a bunch of them. And they're fantastic.
They're brilliantly stupid."
So what Joe is expressing here is very interesting, because a lot of it's true, but some of it
is also a strong argument against Alex's fundamental worldview.
It's absolutely correct that the war on drugs and the criminalization of weed were political
and specifically racist developments in our country.
Nixon's domestic policy chief John Ehrlichman laid it out quite explicitly in an interview
he did with Harper's in 1994.
Quote, the Nixon campaign in 1968 and the White House after that had two enemies, the
anti-war left and black people.
You understand what I'm saying.
We knew we couldn't make it illegal to be either against the war or black, but by getting
the public to associate the hippies with marijuana and the blacks with heroin and then criminalizing
both heavily, we could disrupt those communities.
We could arrest their leaders, raid their homes, break up their meetings, and vilify
them night after night on the evening news.
Did we know we were lying about drugs?
Of course we did.
A great deal of the hysteria around drugs comes down to this type of exploitation, like how the 1875 anti-opium laws in San Francisco were largely a covert effort at attacking
the growing Chinese immigrant population there.
It's actually pretty funny to think about how much of the stuff we see about fentanyl
is rooted in this same motivation, and how deeply Joe is invested in creating propaganda
around that issue that really is
the modern day equivalent to all those Reefer Madness films he rightfully mocked in this
2003 rant.
He's become the thing he always knew was stupid.
This whole part about hemp being a magic product and threatening William Randolph Hearst's
paper factories, that's a little bit less historically based, but it might be Joe trying
to come up with a larger financial explanation for why certain actions in history were taken as a way to
absolve the past of being so damn racist.
Hemp is a versatile crop, and even though Joe overstates how it could replace so many
other markets, it did get an unfair shake in terms of the whole market.
A lot of that is due less to Hearst's machinations
and has more to do with the history of industrial hemp production in the United States. There
was some domestic production, but it was largely propped up by tariffs on importing bast fibers
from other countries. That tariff was dropped in 1872 and that had a crushing effect on
the US hemp production. So you could just get other shit from other countries at the same or lesser price.
Yeah, cheaper.
But in the later 1800s and into the early 1900s, a huge opportunity arose with the invention
of the self-binding harvester.
Now farmers needed shitloads of high quality twine to use in their binding machines, and
hemp was perfect for that.
This led to the United States Department of Agriculture exploring ways to build up the
production of American hemp.
There was promise and it was, you know, there was a lot, there was some breeding of strains
that was really showing a lot of potential.
Sure.
But then the Great Depression came and really shifted everyone's priorities about land
usage and hemp became not really as important anymore.
Imported cheaper, possibly lower quality fibers were fine in this context, and the bottom
more or less fell out of the building of the industrial hemp base.
There were attempts at making hemp a wider grown crop, but the timing was just really
bad for it.
It never really made a comeback before the Marijuana Tax Act of 1937 was imposed and racist attitudes and stigma toward weed rubbed off on hemp. It
didn't help that DuPont had developed nylon in the late 30s, but Joe doesn't have a
basis for claiming that efforts to prop up big nylon were behind the diminishing of hemp.
The Popular Science article that Joe is referencing is actually from popular mechanics and it's about the promise of a new machine that he got the name right.
It was the decorticator.
This machine solved the problem of hemp being far more labor, uh, labor intensive
to process than other fibers, uh, that are comparable, but it wasn't a miracle
solution. Even this article that Joe is referencing says, quote, one obstacle to the onward march
of hemp is the reluctance of farmers to try new crops. The problem is complicated by the
need for proper equipment at a reasonable distance from the farm. The machine cannot
be operated profitably unless there's enough acreage within driving range and farmers cannot
find a profitable market unless there's machinery to handle the crop. This headline that Joe remembers is from an article that's discussing the potential gains
that could come from industrial hemp production replacing our reliance on foreign fibers.
And even in that body of the article, they discuss how it's not a sure thing.
This machine did not live up to the promises that were imagined.
The bigger picture here is that a belief that DuPont and Hearst not liking hemp, leading
to hemp being crushed despite it being a miracle crop, requires a belief that the free market
doesn't exist.
That might be okay for Joe in 2003, but not Alex.
He can't possibly incorporate this into his strong defense of laissez-faire capitalist kind of attitudes?
Yeah. Yeah. I mean, you would have to expand your definition of the market to include existence,
all existence. The free market is fine because these guys can steal from you. Oh, is that
part of the free market?
But so much of the defense of the idea of government not intervening and stuff, and
it has to do with the market will figure it out. And no, it won't.
Right, right. If you believe that DuPont being really rich
and having this thing, the free market doesn't sort this out.
Yeah, yeah. I mean, it would have to be, in order for the free market doesn't sort this out. Yeah. Yeah I mean it would have to be in order for the free market to actually sort something like this out
There would have to be no laws. Mm-hmm. You know what I mean? Like no laws
You're raising your eyebrows at like really old west kind of oh, did you take something from us?
You know what I'm saying? Yeah. Yeah. Well, I mean, that's
the libertarian fantasy, right? Yeah, that's pretty rich enough. You can have an army. I just,
I just remember, and I think this is what happened. Maybe if we were going to pinpoint something that
happened is this. The only reason you had to listen to people like Joe talk was because you
had a financial incentive to buy the drugs from them that you wanted. Yeah. You know? Yeah. And now people just do it for free.
Well, yeah. But I think that Joe also, like at this point, has a little bit of
like he has a gift of speech. Sure. He has momentum to the things he's saying.
Sure. He has there's a likeability in the way that he delivers himself.
And it feels like this is a fucking fun guy.
This is a cool guy, I wouldn't mind hanging out with him.
And if he's gonna sell me a bag, then great.
And then I'll leave.
That's kind of the idea.
So they get to discussing how, you know, you were raising your eyebrows and saying there
should be no laws.
Sure.
I'm not saying that, I'm just saying if you want things to be solved.
They think there should only be laws about like, you can't hurt people.
Yeah, that sounds right.
You made a point that it was really good about how if it doesn't hurt somebody, and it's
your body, but as soon as they try to hurt you, then it is your business.
But here's the deal.
Making the drugs illegal drives up the price of the black market.
It makes it a violent industry.
So actually by making it illegal, nine out of ten home invasions are some drug addict.
So right there making it illegal is causing most our crime.
It is hurting us.
Absolutely.
You can't argue that.
You know, and the people who argue it, they say, this is what they say, well, you know
what, alcohol may be worse, but we don't need more drugs.
This society needs less drugs.
Okay, well let's make alcohol illegal too then, fucker.
You know, we tried that already and it didn't work. You know why? Because too
many Republicans and too many fucking congressmen like alcohol. You know, it's a
good drink for someone who's trying to control society because it's a drink
that pumps up your ego, it's a drink that gives you distorted perception of
reality, and it's not a drink that offers any insight whatsoever. It's not a drug
that gives you any enlightenment, it's not a drug that helps you in any way, shape, or form.
It's a drug that gives you a pumped up ego
and a very narrow view of the world.
Whereas other drugs, you gonna eat my food, dude?
You gonna dig into my food, motherfucker?
I see what you're doing.
No, that's all my shit.
That's all yours?
It's all my sashimi.
What did you order?
Joe has to defend his food from Kevin Booth,
who's trying to eat his sashimi.
I'm going to leave aside Alex's statistics because they're made up, but I want to follow
the train of thought that he's putting forth.
If something doesn't hurt anyone, there shouldn't be a law against it, so drugs should be legal.
Further, the prohibition of drugs has made drugs more expensive and turned them into
a huge illegal market, which leads to most of the crime in the country.
If that prohibition wasn't there, then the drugs would be legal, that crime wouldn't
exist.
I wanted to bring focus to this because it's a great example of some shit that Alex never
believed.
He always supported the opposite position on, but he was smart enough to know early
in his career that the only way he wasn't going to be written off as just another fucking
limbaugh was to have positions like this that appeal to a more left-leaning audience.
This is like really savvy on his part, the presenting himself this way.
And the interview is dripping in that energy of him like trying to make himself big.
I'm not like all those other Republicans that you hate.
I'm not even a Republican.
Hey, come on, man, I'm cool.
Come on, Joe.
Yeah, you know, there is something to be said about the Limbaugh who just says it's okay
to do drugs being perceived as infinitely less racist.
Like right out the gate just being like, it's okay to do drugs because of America associating
drugs with racism, essentially from the beginning.
Right.
But I think Joe is the one who's more bringing that part up
Alex is saying that the prohibition leads to crime. There's a there's sort of a there's there's a less racism based
Justification for why the war on drugs. Yeah, but yeah, I think that you can you know
the never Trump Republicans
Have an outsized
The never Trump Republicans have an outsized coolness to them in a lot of people's minds because they have one right opinion.
Right.
Ron Paul seemed fucking awesome to a lot of people because he was against war and liked
weed.
Yeah.
It's, people give people a lot of credit for things.
There is a generous willingness to forgive anything so long
as you are on my team in this moment. I think it's a Grinch syndrome. Hmm.
Interesting. So because you gave the presents back, your heart grew three
sizes. Instead of because I gave the presents back, I will have ten times more
presents next year. We like to treat all these people like the Grinch.
So if you can, it doesn't hurt anybody, adults should be able to do whatever they want.
Look, the bottom line is, you're an adult, okay?
You're an adult.
I'm an adult.
Who am I to tell you what you can't do with your life?
Now if you drive around fucked up on heroin, that's another
thing. You drive around fucked up on heroin and you crash into a car. You should have
your driving privileges revoked. You should be penalized. I absolutely agree with you.
That sounds like a libertarian view. It is a libertarian view. The neutral aggression
of packed truce. Just don't hurt me and I won't hurt you. Of course. And the law can't
get involved unless you're actively hurting someone. That's what society society is man. Society is a bunch of people living together in cooperation
and the only thing we should stop is things that hurt other people for no reason.
So Joe needs to clarify what his position is here because it makes a big difference.
Does he believe that you can only be punished if you drive on heroin and it leads to a crash?
Or does he believe that society understands that driving on heroin is dangerous so it has the right to place prohibitions on doing it to the point where
even if you don't crash and hurt someone, you should be arrested if you're caught driving
on heroin.
This is an important distinction since one just has the belief in consequences being
given for actual harm done.
The other involves the belief that the state has a responsibility to protect its people
from very obvious potential harms like someone driving on heroin.
If he believes the prior, then he shouldn't believe that driving on heroin matters.
It's just illegal to hurt someone in a car crash.
If he believes the latter, then his view isn't really all that libertarian at all.
And I don't think they care to parse this.
Also, if you watch the video of this this Alex does not give a single shit about
What Joe is saying and the two of them really don't feel like they're that close at all that makes sense
Yeah, there's a very there's a tenseness
There's always I love I love when somebody is like well
These things are obvious if you do this you do this and And they don't recognize that if you follow that train of logic through the interconnectedness of all things that we might consider hurt,
quote unquote, then you're going to get literally our current justice system.
You're going to get a lot of things that are very similar.
Yeah. It's just a bunch of like, well, in this case, maybe we do a little bit of, it's
like twisting dials and shit. Instead of being like, you, until
something hurts somebody, you don't even know. And it could be 15 steps down along the line.
Right. Like the question that I would ask Joe in this, in this instance, first I would
ask him like that clarifying question. Sure. And then I would ask, should I be allowed
to build a bomb? Sure. Like in my apartment building, should I be able to?
Absolutely.
I'm not hurting anybody.
I'm potentially blowing up my neighbor's houses.
Sure.
Potentially.
But should I be punished in advance for this possible thing that might happen?
No, you should only be punished if the bomb goes off.
I don't know.
I mean, I'm wearing these shoes right the they were purchase or they were made by
Slave labor and by creating the demand for shoes am I then enabling slave labor?
What is harm or hurt and how far do you avoid responsibility for it? Yeah, you know, it's it's not absurd
It's not well
delineated here, but I think the Joe has a decent perspective and that is largely that strength and power
within society is disproportionate.
And one of the things about creating a culture together in a society is that we don't just
let strength determine who has rights and what gets done.
And then this leads to something crazy.
Look, it's an alpha male dominated world, but we don't want the biggest, strongest people
to run the world.
So what do we do?
We protect ourselves from being bullied.
We protect ourselves from people doing bad things to other people.
That's what the Republic is.
Exactly.
We protect ourselves from people doing bad things to other people.
And that's the only laws that should be applicable.
Those are the only laws that should exist in the book.
That's it. It's the laws that protect people
from hurting you. That's it. Someone sitting at home smoking a joint isn't hurting anybody.
And at the same time, you know, parents will throw their kid in jail and call the cops
on them for a joint of marijuana, but then they'll tell them, take your Ritalin and Prozac,
which is a thousand times more toxic.
Exactly. Well, you know what, man? People are stupid and they're ignorant, and our society
doesn't help it.
It's a material-based society.
People wanna get material goods,
they wanna get material items.
They wanna get shiny objects and a brand new Lexus
and a bigger house in their neighbor
and that's what they work for.
And when you're working, you're not thinking about life.
You're not being objective, you're not being introspective,
you're not breaking down the world
while you're stuck in a fucking cubicle.
All you're doing is working.
You're a little slave for objects. You get home and you're stuck in a fucking cubicle. All you're doing is working. You're a little slave for objects.
You get home and you're tired and your fucking kids are yapping
and little Johnny's been smoking a joint.
God damn it, Johnny, what are you doing?
Meanwhile, that joint might help that little motherfucker to stop becoming you.
That joint, that one joint might make him look at his parents and go,
Oh my God, my parents are living in a fucking trap.
They're trapped in a cage. They're living in the matrix.
They don't even realize what they're doing.
One day they're going to die.
They're going to be old and used up,
and they'll have gotten nothing out of life.
What, family trips and a fucking softball game every month?
What is their life?
It's nothing. It's non-existent.
Joe, those are amazing points I know you need to eat.
He's being a radio host.
Alex is two totally different guys. This is Alex. That's my friend. He's being a radio host. Alex is two totally different guys.
This is Alex, that's my friend,
who's a very interesting guy.
And then the Alex that turns it on like,
black helicopters will come and take your babies and.
And there's Joe, one guy, cool guy.
But Joe.
I try to be the same me all the time,
but I do lie a little bit.
I'm on Fear Factor.
I'm not Mike, so I'm talking a little bit louder.
That's what's happening here.
When I'm on Fear Factor, I actually do pretend to be a different person.
Otherwise, I would run away screaming.
I tell ya.
Joe?
So, I think that moment is really telling.
Alex is two different people.
The guy who's Joe's friend and the guy who turns it on to rant about conspiracy shit like black helicopters.
Yep.
This is such a cutting thing for Joe to say, and I really think it sums up the vibe you
get if you watch this whole thing.
Joe wants Alex to drop the act.
He's supposed to be getting interviewed for Kevin Booth's Drug War documentary, and
Alex has inserted himself into things as a kind of host, but Joe seems like he's not
able to be himself around that version of Alex.
He's uncomfortable, his body language is very standoffish, and there's multiple times that
he makes these kinds of digs at Alex to the camera talking directly to the audience or
Kevin.
Beyond the obvious discomfort Joe has with being involved with Alex's character, on
some level he has to know that Alex hates what he's saying.
It's all good to believe in human potential and resent the drudgery of wage slavery, but
Joe is going a bit further than that.
He's saying that family vacations and recreational sports leagues are meaningless, which Alex
should see as an attack on the family unit.
Joe is saying that having kids work in your job and being satisfied by that means that there's something wrong with you
It would probably be solved by smoking a joint and expanding your mind on a fundamental level
This is counter to Alex's belief system
But Joe is one of the only celebrities who will hang out with Alex in 2003
So he just let it stand and say that Joe's making great points. Yeah, this is sad. Yeah
Yeah, you know there is the element of
Freak out the squares that has remained as like a through line throughout Joe's
Career, you know that was a really cool guy in the late 90s, right?
Well, I mean but even even to now it is just that
The people who are squares have adopted the language of freak
out the squares.
You know, like, they're, oh, look at how freaking, look how scared you are of us.
Nobody's scared, you just suck.
Yeah, it's like the Paul Joseph Watson's whole conservatism is the new punk rock.
No, it's not.
No, it is just so not.
Yeah, you've tricked yourself into thinking that this character is
that yeah, like the late 90s guy who's ranting about drugs and
Expanding your mind to dope you wage slave. Yeah, Joe feels like there's some kind of countercultural thing that he's doing now
That's the evolution of this probably yeah, but it's not it's just it's a it's a full-on betrayal of whatever
He was pretending to be back then
I mean it is it because what this is what he is representing is not what he thinks he's repere
He thinks he's representing a principled stance
Yeah, and what he's really representing is an existence that defines itself in opposition to whatever it perceives though the greater
culture to appreciate.
Yes.
You know?
And that's valuable for its own sake.
Exactly.
It doesn't matter what I'm saying.
I am in opposition.
Yeah.
There's an immaturity to that position, but it's kind of fun immaturity for a younger
person in the 90s.
When you're immature.
Yeah.
Yes.
Although later he does say that he's 36.
And that shocked me. Oh boy shock boy that is a rough 2003
I mean he does look good for the door for 36 he's a lot younger than he is yeah
But but it's still it you know he's the guy from fear factor. He's the guy from news radio
Yeah, like that kind of immaturity is is that now he's like in his 50s. He's too old. Yeah, you're too old for this
I'm too old for this
Yeah, you know, I don't I don't want freak out the squares from my
right wing dumb shit
Conspiracy podcaster you can be in Fugazi for four to six years the end then you got to grow up
So Joe has some interesting political positions that he expresses in this conversation.
They're still a fucking mess.
Look, the people at the highest levels of government are still slaves to government.
I mean, it's really a sad situation.
So it's a bureaucracy.
It's a machine.
Of course, it's completely out of control.
It's such a huge monster right now.
It's so completely out of control.
There's no, how are you going to control it?
What are you going to do about it?
How are you ever going to change it?
It's so fucked up. Just the electoral college. How about that? How about that?
It just makes you feel so helpless about voting, you know, just the way they
Process one man one vote doesn't even exist
Look our whole system is fuck the whole idea that the Commission for presidential debates is a privately funded institution
so that means the people that are
debating on television, that are running for president,
that debate is being funded by the very people who will benefit from only certain people
being in office.
Well, Rouse Nader was on the list to speak and they just decided last minute.
They changed it to 15 percent, where it was 5 percent before, but then Ross Perot got
it.
It used to be 5 percent of the popular vote in the polls.
And then you gotta think, who the fuck votes in the polls?
You have to be an idiot to vote in the polls anyway.
You have to be so deep into the whole thing.
I've never been called for a poll.
Oh. Have you?
No. I don't even know if they exist.
They might not exist.
They might be all fake, man!
Yeah, who knows?
So I feel like Joe might not really be all that interested in the clear solution to these
two problems anymore, which would be abolishing the electoral college and public financing
of political campaigns.
Yeah, it seems obvious.
In this election cycle, he arguably made millions of dollars in campaign contributions to Trump
by having him advance on his show, and he's buddied up with Elon, who gave Trump hundreds
of millions of dollars for the election.
Whatever concern he's expressing about the Commission for Presidential Debates being
a private company, that's not part of his politics anymore at all.
The Commission on Private Presidential Debates, it started in 1987, and prior to that, the
presidential debates were sponsored by the League of Women Voters.
Prior to JFK and Nixon in 1960, there weren't televised debates. And after Nixon came off so bad in that one,
there weren't big debates until 1976. There was a 16-year lull. The CPD is a nonprofit,
and it was originally run by co-chairs who were respectively the heads of the Democratic
and Republican parties. It was never meant to include third party candidates, and the coordination between the
two parties actually led to the League of Women Voters putting out a press release in
1988 saying, quote, it has become clear to us that the candidates' organizations aim
to add debates to their list of campaign trail charades, devoid of substance, spontaneity,
and honest answers to tough questions.
The League has no intention of becoming an accessory to the hoodwinking of the American
public.
Wow, it's a good thing things have gotten a lot better since then.
Sure.
So the H.W. Bush and Dukakis campaigns had agreed to a bunch of demands that they would
make of the League, including the right to choose who could ask questions and the, quote,
composition of the audience.
The league said fuck off and since then the commission on presidential debates has sponsored
the events until 2024 when Biden and Trump decided that they didn't want to play along
with the CPD and now it's probably dead in the water.
It's the it's kind of bullshit that third party candidates aren't really included, but
the CPD themselves makes a fairly decent point about it in their About page on their website.
Quote, candidates for federal office are not required to debate.
History teaches that it's speculative at best to assume that the leading candidates would
agree to share the stage with candidates enjoying only scant public support.
They just kind of get to arbitrarily decide who's a leading candidate, but they're also
right.
Political campaigns are a lot about appearances, so you don't want to look like a loser debating
someone who's polling at 6% when you're at 45.
They make it clear that quote, the CPD's debates are not intended to serve as a springboard
for a candidate with only scant public support.
They didn't change their standards to 15% because of Ross Perot, they just formalized
that as a polling threshold in 2000, justified by an argument that this was the threshold
that the League of Women Voters used previously.
Before 2000, they didn't let people in who'd polled over 5%, and if you go to their website,
you can find a long list of the people who were on their advisory panel for the pre-2000 debates and the process they followed.
It was a lot of discussion about what makes a leading candidate who is relevant, who could conceivably win and matters in terms of the public conversation.
It's not about the 5 or 15% threshold. No. I mean, ultimately, it's about, you know, fighting an old man.
Either I get my ass kicked by an old man, that's no good, or I beat the shit out of
an old man, that's no good.
So why would I debate somebody with 5%?
That's ridiculous.
Right.
Yeah.
And I think that if you have too loose of standards, you're going to fuck around and
end up with like David Duke making a decent case for why he deserves
to be on that stage.
Sure.
And I think that's a problem.
You know, I mean, like, do you think Ye couldn't have maybe tried to force something if you
were required to have people who polled over 5% on the debates?
The obvious reason I would have to dispute that would just be, yeah, to throw them in
there would be to reveal the parts of the campaigns that they don't want to show you.
To have David Duke on stage with you might make you start nodding along with David Duke
and then people, you know what I'm saying?
Well, sure.
But that is essentially what the CPD's argument is, is like a leading candidate, a relevant
candidate wouldn't put themselves in that position.
Exactly.
So we wouldn't be able to do these debates if we just invited folks like David Duke.
Right.
I mean, the problem is fundamentally that they recognize their obsolescence.
Sure.
And I think that a decent argument could be made that like Ralph Nader was in theory
a leading candidate.
Sure.
In the same way that Ron Paul maybe was a leading candidate. I think that you could
make a decent argument that they should have included them. But it doesn't, it doesn't
fall, the argument that would be successful, I don't think follows the same track that
they're on.
No. So anyway, Joe in 2003 is right about the system being fucked.
Sure.
He's wrong about a lot, and he accepts easy answers for hard questions.
But at least it feels like he has momentum heading in the right direction.
Which it doesn't feel like anymore.
It feels like he has momentum, but it's not good.
So Joe hates money in politics.
Don't we all?
Yep.
How much have we just not alone?
Just the fact that people are, you're allowed to contribute money, gigantic sums of money,
huge corporations that would benefit from these people being in office.
It's obvious that it's bought and paid for.
It's so obvious.
I mean, it's so sick. The whole situation is so...
So where's it going in the next five years?
It's not going to get any better. I'm praying for a meteor. I think we need a meteor that
wipes out about 60% of the people on the planet. You know, that's like the only way we're going
to survive. I don't know, man. You know, it's just, I think just enjoy yourself and try
to have fun. I don't know how much we're going to change.
I should remind you that Joe had Trump and Vance on his podcast for softball interviews
and has made a practice of helping launder the reputations of billionaires who gave vast sums
of money to Trump's campaign. Whereas once Joe thought that this excessive money in politics was
an unsolvable problem that could only be solved by a meteor hitting the earth, now he's stupid rich
and he's friends with a bunch of the people who profit from continuing that unsolvable problem.
It's crazy how that works.
Joe made a choice.
Yeah.
Also, Alex should be really mad about this kind of exterminationist talk. The world's
problems could be solved by killing 60% of the population? That sounds downright globalist.
It does sound very globalist.
I guess it's fine from Joe though cuz he's on fear factor
Well now it even it makes even more sense since he will have an underground redoubt
Is that what I'm under is that what we understand here? Yeah, probably and Alex will get a little invite Alex
Oh, but then Alex can't go under there because we know the zombies are gonna pull them out
And eat them. Yeah, and Alex wants to be part of the eaters, right?
He wants to be a zombie. Yeah, he's gonna eat his neighbor's ass. All right. Okay, so
this was
Awesome. This next clip is awesome. Joe wants wealth redistribution. Of course he does. And to kill conservatives
Our whole culture is a mess. The only thing that would cure our culture is a mass global enlightenment.
I mean, how's that gonna happen?
I mean, everyone has to do DMT and mushrooms every day for a month, you know?
And we have to, you know, evenly distribute wealth and you have to educate all the fucking
poor communities.
You have to stop dumb people from having children.
That's never going to stop. You're going to have to figure out a way to raise the children
of ignorant people and give them some sort of a hope for life. You know, that's not going
to happen. So what are you going to do? You're going to have to take insecure guys and break
them free of all their control issues so they don't become conservatives and republicans.
Well that's not going to happen. You know how hard it is? You know how hard it is? Of course.
But they're not social controlists.
They're trying to control things in a different way.
I mean, do you know how hard it is to change someone's life?
It's virtually impossible.
So you would have to kill every conservative or enlighten them.
The possibility of enlightening them is so slim.
But Joe, this whole left-right thing, I mean...
There is no left-right.
Exactly.
But I'm talking about controlling people's behavior.
I'm not talking about conservative in a common sense of the word.
I'm talking about it in a sense of someone who's worried about other people, all these
gays trying to have marriages, you know, and someone saying, oh, you know, how is that,
Hillary Clinton, how the hell is she?
All that kind of crazy shit.
You know, people worrying about gays, people worrying about specific ethnic groups, people treating
people as anything other than individuals.
If you don't stop that...
What do you think about the whole Arnold election?
Why not?
I mean, it's happening today.
I'm down for him.
He's a guy who lifts weights and did drugs and he likes to fuck chicks.
Put him in.
All right.
That's what I said.
I mean, why not anybody else?
Why him over anybody else?
Why anybody else over him?
It's all the same. They're all completely full of shit. No, I mean
He's one of those mackerel so that clip right there is shocking
Joe is discussing his one of them wasn't mackerel right one of them squid
So Joe is discussing his views on how to fix our totally fucked up society
And he thinks everyone needs to do a bunch of DMT wealth needs to be redistributed
We need to institute eugenic policies and insecure men need to be taught how to let go so they don't become conservative sure
Alex should throw a swing at him after something like that, but his brand is so fragile in 2003 and the whole
I'm not a conservative like you think that is so important to Alex having any relevance.
So he has to hear Joe say shit that's heretical to him.
And he responds by asking about Arnold Schwarzenegger's run for governor.
Yep.
Apparently Joe doesn't know that Alex was one of the largest opponents of Arnold's
campaign.
And I'm sure that Alex was hoping for a different answer or an ability to throw to commercial something because that's
not good no I think that clip is so breathtaking because Joe is talking
about Alex when he describes the person who's holding us back mm-hmm when he
clarifies who he's calling a conservative he might have as well have
been doing an Alex impression so you would have to kill every conservative or
or enlighten that the the other possibility of enlighten them is so Alex impression. worried about other people, all these gays trying to have marriages, you know, when someone is saying, oh, you know, how is that Hillary Clinton, how the hell is she?
All that kind of crazy shit.
I don't think that Joe realizes that he's condemning Alex to his own face, and Alex
is just taking it because he wants to hang out with a celebrity.
But it's kind of insane to imagine that their friendship is based on this much of a false
premise and so little information on Joe's part. It's I mean, what he's saying is essentially you need to evolve or die.
Right.
To Alex.
Right.
You need to let go of all of this bullshit that is so important to you.
Yeah.
Like being concerned about gay people getting married, your obsession with Hillary Clinton,
your fears about other ethnic
groups. He's saying these are things you must let go of and you never will. So society can't
move forward unless we kill you.
I wonder about that. I wonder about the interesting after that, right? Because if what Joe is expressing is true, that they cannot change,
then what has happened is a result of that. And that is that essentially Joe has changed to Alex.
Yes. So by proximity of one person not being able to change, if you want to continue to be around
the unchangeable, you yourself must change. Well, therefore we get where we get.
I think some of that is probably true.
I think some of that's a little bit true.
And then I also think that some of what Joe's doing here is an act.
Absolutely.
And I think that he doesn't have a solid grounding in a lot of the positions that he has or a
lot of these beliefs.
A lot of it is adolescent bullshit like Arnold Schwarzenegger gets his dick sucked,
so he should be governor.
Like it's childish, immature shit
that doesn't have a basis and any concern
for like what would Arnold do as governor?
What are the differences between him
and some other candidate?
And I think because there's no roots to it,
there's nothing, there's no foundation, it's
easy to change this person.
This person will change without even knowing it.
Yeah.
Well, they're just going to say whatever is...
Like when he says, we need to abolish the electoral college, it's identical to Alex
saying blah, blah, blah.
Well, it's because we're in 2000.
Right.
It doesn't mean anything.
Yeah.
It's not like, oh, okay, now I'm going to help.
It's the summer of rage. That's all it is. He doesn't actually care. He's just saying the things that get you to react the way he wants you to.
Yeah, what will sort of build up the brand that he's seeking to cultivate. Right. And that brand is really cool in the late 90s, early 2000s. And I understand exactly why, you know, you take on this stand up character and persona.
Yeah. But yeah, because it didn't grow up. It's changed by
malign forces.
Yeah, too. I, you know, like if you were to describe that era as
the attitude era, all across the board. As in like, it is more about looking like this
big than it is about being that, you know? Well, I think that in terms of wrestling, that's good
that they weren't all that. Well, it was, it was there'd be a lot of murderers on the loose.
It was good for Joe's career too, you know, to appear to be something and then it just
continues to appear.
You just change what you appear like.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Especially when opportunities arise that are very, very lucrative.
It does.
You know, it's tough to look down the barrel of a hundred million dollar gun and go like,
well, I wouldn't take that.
Yeah.
Yeah. Yeah. It's uh I hope I never know.
Me too. Yeah so uh Joe uh it says some great shit in this next clip. You know the the the the
problem isn't something that can be fixed. The problem has so much to do with our diets. It has so much to do with our diets.
It has so much to do with the way we take care of our bodies.
It has so much to do with what we put into our minds.
It has so much to do with education and the hundreds of years of education and lives that
have been perpetrated on the people in our culture from the beginning of our culture,
from the beginning of the birth of this country has been completely full of shit. I mean, our country was founded by a bunch of people who were fucking religious
fanatics. They wanted to own slaves, but they wanted to be free. You know what I mean? That
Puritan ethic still fucks us up to this day.
You know, I gotta tell you this. I mean, you've said a lot of things I agree with, but at
the same time, I think you're oversimplifying a lot of the Founding Fathers. I mean-
Fuck the Founding Fathers. They were idiots too.
Hold on a minute. I know. Nobody's perfect perfect but you can point back you can point back I'm just saying
what we're talking about is how do you fix it I mean certainly but don't point back let's say how
do you fix it how do you fix it you can't yeah it's too fucked up dude it's too fucked up the
best you the best you could do is enlighten people on how all I was trying to do is is analyze something you said there and to get your response from it
It was slavery still going on all over the world most of founding fathers were against slavery and then release
I don't know that I didn't meet the founding fathers. I don't think you did either and
No video talks about liberty filled with lies who knows george bush talks about liberty and
freedom he's totally full of shit we're fighting the axis of evil let me tell you something
you cannot trust anything history says you can't say anything so i like listening to this version
of rogan because he's right about so much and wrong about so much, but he's coming at it fairly coherently.
Like this at least seems like a person who can exist.
You know, like, sure, this is this is a persona that fits.
Okay.
He's right that our country is completely fucked up because the entire time we've
existed, we've tried to be two contradictory things at the same time.
We're slave owners who love freedom.
We lied to ourselves to rationalize some of the awful shit that we were doing, and history
is never really fully reckoned with that history.
And that lives on.
He's right about not putting the Founding Fathers on some kind of pedestal, and about
how their words should be scrutinized in the same way that a modern figure should be.
They're just as capable of lying as Bush, so it's dumb to take things
at face value. That kind of stuff is all good, and it's nice to hear, but this conclusion
he comes to where you can't trust history and everything is bullshit is so bad.
History is a tool, and just like any other tool, its value is dependent on how you use
it. We don't have a perfect record of everything that's happened from completely objective
sources, so the practice of understanding pieces of history involves learning about
context and how things fit together and what certain events can tell us about how people
interacted with those events in history.
He doesn't believe this.
Joe doesn't believe that.
It's just a cool thing for him to say, for this character to say.
If he really believed that you can't trust anything from history, then you're kind of in a position where anything outside of your subjective experience is entirely unknowable, and I don't think Joe would
defend that. Also, you just told me like 30 different things from fucking history. Right. So I don't
trust your dumb ass. What are we talking about here? Are you just wasting my time? You told me about the Decorticator earlier. What are you doing?
Yeah, I feel like I want to give him a pass and say that he's phrasing these things like a comic mite
Sure, I think there is a little bit of that dynamic sure, but it also sounds really dumb. It sounds like
we believe in nothing from
The big Lebowski we believe in nothing and it's like, oh fine. in nothing! And he's like, oh, fine.
You're nihilist, I guess, whatever.
Sure. Go away.
Yeah, but I think the articulation of it
and the way he's trying to come off
is in line with like, I'm a performer,
history's bullshit, man.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Cool, sexy nihilism.
Yeah, but he wouldn't defend that
history is all full of shit if pressed on it.
I mean, you gotta get through the day.
Yeah.
That's why I give it a pass.
It's an embellishment for comedic effect.
Sure, sure, sure, sure.
Whatever, but it sounds stupid because he's trying to be also serious at the same time.
So Alex is like, hey man, the founding fathers are pretty cool.
And Mike down for this because this is a Mike down sort of moment.
Oh boy.
This is one of the finest moments I've I've encountered.
Well, this is all I'm saying about the founding fathers.
It's this is that they were I mean, to some of our standards,
they were bad, but they were light years ahead. Who knows?
Who knows? They were light years ahead of all of their writings.
They were light years ahead of a lot of people behind them.
That's what I'm saying. They were bright. They weren't light
years ahead of Buddhists. They weren't like light years ahead
of Tibetan monks. They weren't like they got slavery. But they got slavery all over those countries controlled by the Buddhists and controlled
by the...
In Tibet?
Yeah, there's slavery all over the place.
And it's controlled by the Buddhist monks?
No, but I'm just saying...
I'm just saying, I'm not...
I've got the documents to prove it.
If you go to my website, Infowars.com, I'll show you.
The Buddhist monks controlled slavery and prostitution and heroin use.
Actually, the Buddhist monks did help Hitler.
I'm not sure if that's true.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don show you. The Buddhist monks controlled slavery and prostitution and heroin use.
Actually, the Buddhist monks did help Hitler. That's true. They had Tibetan monks. They're
chanting for him, trying to defeat him. That's actually type them. That's even all I can
point to.
I thought you said they tried to help him.
They tried to help Hitler, yeah.
Well, they were trying to defeat him.
You support? No, you support Tibetan monks. You support Hitler.
Okay. Well, they're trying to beat him you support no you sport that much you sport Hitler No, I'm serious Joe they
Because Hitler was in the eastern Mississippi
He paid to have a bunch of Tibetan monks come there and they found a bunch of dead in the bunker with me
You know they found a bunch of Tibetan monks dead in the bunker
I thought they didn't even find
I thought they didn't even find him. They got him outside with gasoline on him.
Burned.
Right there at the right time.
So he's a little shaky.
A little shaky, ladies and gentlemen.
I'm going to have to turn the A game on in a minute.
This is the Alex Jones problem.
I'm about to turn the A game on.
Alex Jones is a very smart man with a lot of information that is the sole sole.
However, sometimes he doesn't have the answer, so he will just make
some shit up. So if you're Joe and you know that periodically Alex will make things up and try to
confidently pass them off as true pieces of information that he knows from study, Alex should immediately become someone you don't
take seriously.
He's a compulsive liar who has no problem misleading you when it serves his ego to do
so.
Who gives a fuck about the supposed vast amount of information he has at his disposal?
Because of his behavior, you can never really know if anything he's saying is true or something
he's making up to slip out of an argument that he's losing.
I mean this fairly sincerely.
I don't think that Joe likes Alex very much.
I could believe that Joe has no idea what Alex thinks and has no interest in watching
his show to find out.
He's been sold the lie that Alex is some kind of counterculture guy who's above the
left-right paradigm, and that's enough for him.
I get the sense that if Joe knew that Alex was a religious zealot who hated gay people
and thought he was on a mission from God to fight the literal devil, they might not actually
have been friends at this point.
When Alex says that there were Tibetan monks who were found at Hitler's bunker, he's
signaling to hollow earth type conspiracies.
According to many hollow earth folks, Tibetans have a connection to the inner world societies
Shambhala and Agartha.
And it was important for Hitler to maintain good relations with them so he can maintain
this link.
That makes sense.
The people in the inner earth, they have secret powers and all that stuff.
So he wanted to get access to those things.
And the Tibetan monks were his best.
That makes sense.
In a crushing moment to be captured on film, Joe reveals that Alex is playing games and
that Joe knows it.
Alex is a compulsive liar and for whatever reason, Joe hasn't considered that a deal-breaker
for the last 22 years.
That is such a damning little thing there.
That's the Alex Jones problem.
Yeah.
He makes shit up.
It is an incredible thing.
I guess they're just these type of people
and you can have those type of people I guess,
but if somebody's like in a conversation with me
and we are having an actual discussion
and then they're just like,
you know Tibetan monks were in with Hitler, I'd be like, why are we doing any of this then? You go away.
Now, if you tell me that as a non sequitur, then I'm not going to be as mad at you making
it up. However, if you pull it out as defense for your claim that the founding fathers were
awesome, and that I have rebutted it by saying they weren't as great as Tibetan monks
If you then make this up to justify
The rebuttal that I've made to your argument then I think that that's a different kind of lie
Well, it's a manipulator. It's far more manipulative of a lie. It shows that you don't operate in good faith conversationally
I mean Fundamentally it is then a power thing.
It's just not about whatever we're talking about.
There's no point in us talking about things.
We should be arm wrestling.
That's what you would prefer because you win.
You know?
That's what I'm saying.
Is Alex, it's clear that Joe knows that Alex is willing to lie
when his ego needs to.
He needs to maintain this idea that he has all the information and he knows everything
and when that's threatened, he'll lie.
He just lies.
And because of that, nothing is trustworthy.
Now I have known compulsive liars in my time. Sure. If I knew that someone
was a compulsive liar like this, I would never put them in a position where their positions
could be taken seriously. I would never try to launder their reputation and try and make
them, Hey, they're actually right about a bunch of stuff because you're going to explicitly get people to believe lies.
If I don't know if I've ever known a compulsive liar or I mean I've known of them but I don't
know I've never had a friend who is a compulsive liar because probably I'm the type of person
who would be like oh you're a compulsive liar well now your nickname is blank the compulsive
liar like that's it.
Like there's no reason for me to like like that's who you are, you know?
That's why I can't be friends with that.
Well, I think that a lot of times
it takes a while to figure out.
Sure.
And you may make a friendship
before you figure out some of this stuff.
I don't know.
I think that Joe is too aware.
Yeah, I mean it's crazy.
Of what he's around and who he's with.
He knows that Alex is full of shit.
It's something that like,
you shouldn't have 22 years later.
It shouldn't, there's, it is so close to the like,
John Lennon's seven and he walks by a guitar shop
and he's like, oh, I'm gonna have one of those someday and you know, like, ah, all that.
Like this is horrifying.
This should cause problems for somebody.
Somewhere along the line, somebody should be like, oh, well, because this exists, a
thing must happen now.
Well, honestly, I think that like John Lennon walking past a guitar when he's seven or something
like that would be this existing
But Alex coming off really well sure and him convincing Joe of a bunch of points sure cuz then it's like oh Hey, there's the guitar and the the seed of whatever in my seven-year-old brain
Comes to bloom in twenty twenty five or whatever right, but this is
like I
Don't know. I don't even know how to make the Lenin
metaphor work. See, I was going at it from the other direction. This is Rogan seeing
who he's going to become. But he sees, but the guitar is aspirational. Sure. Joe understands
that what he's looking at is shit. I mean, yeah, I suppose I was thinking more of an inevitability to it, you know?
Like, but whatever.
It's grim.
The point is, the point is, this is fucked up.
It is fucked up.
This is Ghosts of Christmas Past shit.
You're not supposed to actually live a Christmas carol.
No.
So there are a couple moments though where Joe, I think he comes off okay.
Right.
There's some moments where there's a little bit of introspection and one of them is here where he's
He's talking about
This this idea that he has where shit's just fucked man
And he realizes how people will hear that and it's fairly defeatist
It sounds like not bad to say that it's too fucked up and there's nothing you can do about it
But I don't want to waste my life
that it's too fucked up and there's nothing you can do about it.
But I don't want to waste my life trying to fix some shit
that I can't fix.
What I do want, I want people to be aware
that you can't fix it.
I want the people to be aware how crazy life really is.
This is what I tell people all the time.
If you ever think you've got a grip on life,
if you ever think you know what the fuck is up,
I want you to go outside and I want you to look straight up.
And you realize there's 100 billion stars in this galaxy.
This is one of hundreds of billions of galaxies in the known universe.
All structure is an illusion. All society is an illusion.
We are talking monkeys on a rock spinning around in space.
And that's it. That's it.
On a standard planet orbiting a standard sun, two-thirds of the way out on the spiral arm of Milky Way galaxy
Yeah, but bottom line is real
That's it this whole you know concept of what's real what's not real and what you're supposed to do what you're not supposed to do
It's completely artificial
Let me just say no one has any idea what the fuck this is all about. We have now though
If people wouldn't have fought against thugs and against tyrants,
so to say give up, I mean, we still have...
I'm not saying give up.
I mean, black folks will still be pulling the plows.
I'm not saying you said that, but you're saying, you know, screw it, it's only going to get
worse, you can't stop it.
Come on, I'm talking about voting.
I'm talking about...
But I think speaking out, putting your ideas out...
We don't need to talk about egg rolls.
Exactly.
We didn't get a chance to vote for whether or not we wanted to go to war.
If we voted, the United States had a chance to vote.
That's what it's supposed to talk about egg rolls. We didn't get a chance to vote for whether or not we wanted to go to war.
If we voted, the United States had a chance to vote.
That's what it's supposed to be about, man.
How can we be able to vote?
Can I get an underdye coke?
So there's been a miscarriage of justice.
I'm gonna support this big major corporation that fucking goes overseas.
With aspartame and deadly poison.
Deadly poison if you're a fucking pussy.
I could eat aspartame for lunch, dude.
Check that shit out. Can you get aspartame for me? Show them right there. Ladies and gentlemen I could eat Aspartame for lunch, dude. Check this shit out. You think Aspartame's gonna tell me?
Show them right there. Ladies and gentlemen, that's Aspartame training.
It was revealed today that Joe Brogan had been taking Aspartame.
Secondhand smoke, man. I said you get cancer from secondhand smoke, you're a fucking pussy.
So this is a direct affront to all of Alex's beliefs. We are not monkeys on a rock. We're
created by
God and we have obligations to our ancestors to protect the white race or the West, if
you prefer to use that term. Alex should hate Joe. Like, I think Joe doesn't like Alex that
much based on the way they're interacting, but Alex should fucking hate Joe based on
the things that he's expressing. And I suspect that if he didn't host fear factor or wasn't willing to be seen in public with Alex, these beliefs that he's expressing would be a huge problem.
Sure.
Also, when Joe says that thing about secondhand smoke at the end there, I'm pretty sure it's a continuation of an axe that he has to grind with Dennis Leary for stealing material.
Mmm.
Earlier he tried to make a joke about Leary and I think this is him trying to play around with Alex and I don't know if Alex gets it.
Yeah, that makes sense.
Because that is a Dennis Leary bit that I think people accuse him of stealing.
Ah.
Here's that whole big smoking chunk.
Right, right, right, right.
I love smoking!
Yeah.
Oh my god.
I watched that last night.
No.
Because I was reminded of it from this. And it doesn't hold up.
No?
No.
I mean, you can tell why he went on to star as a fireman.
It's a lot of impressions of someone
with a throat tracheotomy.
Oh, boy.
That's solid stuff.
That'll get him.
Time somebody who took down the trachs.
You know what I'm saying?
Yeah.
They've been having it too good for too long.
Yeah. So, Joe has pushed back a bit on Alex. And I think that Alex is in a position where
he's like, I've got to smooth this over a little bit. And so Joe's talking about something
he saw on TV. And Alex's actions, I think, are really, really illuminating. I wanted to go to war with China. What was that event? I need that. It was on the History Channel. I didn't know that.
It was just on a few days ago about the summarize.
See?
You just taught me something.
Well, I wish I wrote it down.
I was in my hotel room and I was just like, people are just fucked.
I just watched this.
I'm like, we've always been like this.
We love war.
So this is a very transparent move on Alex's part to pretend that Joe just brought him
some valuable information.
It's a form of flattery where Alex's value is in digging up the truth, and Joe has made
a contribution to that.
Apparently he saw something on the History Channel about some Japanese people burning
something as a means of blaming the Chinese.
This is great!
Joe's done some research for him!
Alex either knows about what Joe is talking about, or else this reveals that Alex is a
complete fraud.
This is in reference to the Mukden incident from 1931 where the Japanese government attempted
to blow up a train to blame the Chinese to justify an invasion.
They fucked it up and the explosion wasn't strong enough to blow up the train and the
plot was fairly quickly unraveled.
This is a big deal and it led to Japan having to leave the League of Nations so it's pretty
weird to imagine that Alex doesn't know about this. It strongly feels like Alex has just
been completely emasculated by Joe saying that he makes things up when he doesn't know
correct information. So Alex is trying to win him back over with this little pad on
the head. This is what Alex responds to, this sort of affirmationation and I think he's trying to blind Joe with
like oh my god you did so good yeah yeah and I don't think that Joe fully
responds the same way that Alex does to flattery um yeah it is it is very much
like I guess carrot and stick is the only way to perceive a conversation. Not like
you're a person and I'm a person. It's how do I get your actions to line up with what
I want them to be? You know?
Yeah. With Alex especially. It's the pat on the head or I'm going to yell you're a sneaky
snake.
Yep. Yep. That's it. I'm going to say I can gut you like a pig or I'm gonna yell you're a sneaky snake. Yep. Yep. That's the that's that's it
I'm gonna say I can gut you like a pig or I'm going to be like he's the smartest man
I've ever seen he's the most important, you know, oh my god. I never knew about these Japanese people trying to burn something
Just blame the Chinese. Oh my god. Thank god. You were in your hotel. Oh, you're a miracle. Yeah. Yeah, absolutely
so they get on to the subject of JFK because of course they do sure and
So they get on to the subject of JFK because of course they do sure and
You know they talk about of course the Northwoods operation Northwoods document and he fucking killed Kennedy they did And then that was at the Northwoods document is that what it was that calls for the US government plan to carry out terror attacks
And what was that was in 1962 and Kennedy said no and I'll whack
They whack that do for a bunch of reasons because he really thought he was the president in 1962. And Kennedy said no and got whacked a few months later. They whacked that dude
for a bunch of reasons because he really thought he was the president. Well no, that's it.
No, I mean he'd been a big hawk and everything. That's what's interesting about Kennedy. He
was all for him, you know, big military, actually cut taxes by half. He was like a real conservative
on a lot of issues. Again, they scrambled all the terms, but he cut taxes by half. Beef
up in the military, yeah, these communists kicked their ass.
When they came to him with Northwoods, and I said it in my film, but
it just came out even on the front line.
And when he came out and said, when they came to him and said, we want to kill US
trade, it's playing on enemies, we want to hijack jets, we want to close them up in DC.
He said, that's it, I'm abolishing the CIA, we're pulling out of Vietnam,
I'm cutting military funding, we're not going into Cuba anymore.
And they just freaked. I mean, they were so radical're not going to Cuba anymore." And they just freaked.
I mean, they were so radical, they came to him with that plan
to kill U.S. citizens.
He said, I won't do it.
How great it would have been if Kennedy had a speech,
he had a State of the Union speech,
and he just addressed all those issues.
How great it would have been if he got on television
and talked about what the CIA really does.
That's what they got him.
What he tries to do.
Great point, Joe.
Who was that man that McKinney said the other night?
Yeah, well two weeks before he was killed,
he was at American University and he gave a speech.
He said, soon I'm gonna be exposing
the greatest evil ever.
Our government's been taking over.
It's a famous speech you can find online.
And he said, this darkness is out of control.
We're gonna stop it.
And he was gonna give a State of the Union about it.
He was gonna talk about it in the campaign
But you're right. He should have done it. Boom him right up front. Well, you know that would meet might have been the last hope
You know, I mean maybe not just romanticizing it then maybe he had no hope even then where did your instinct go about Alex? Making things up Joe cuz you just accepted that one
So JFK gave the commencement address at American University on June 10th,
1963, and he was killed on November 22nd, so it wasn't two weeks before. Alex is doing
the old Alex thing, fudging details to be more interesting. Ironically, if Joe would
listen to that speech, he might get some inspiration about the hopelessness he seems to be feeling
about politics and life.
Quote, let us examine our attitude toward peace itself.
Too many of us think it's impossible.
Too many think it's unreal.
But that is dangerous to feed us to belief.
It leads to the conclusion that war is inevitable, that mankind is doomed, that we are gripped
by forces we cannot control.
We need not accept that view.
Our problems are man-made, therefore they can be solved by man.
And man can be as big as he wants.
No problem of human destiny is beyond human beings.
Man's reason and spirit have often solved the seemingly unsolvable, and we believe they
can do it again."
Alex is just making shit up about this Kennedy speech, which is mostly about a desire for
peace with the Soviet Union, and touching on things of like like we can't demonize the people of the Soviet Union that is the worst thing we can do
is see all of them as our enemies. Sure. But also it's weird that Joe doesn't
have that same like history is all bullshit take on Kennedy. It is strange.
Seems like he takes a lot of that shit on face value. Very simply put he likes
what he hears and that means it's true.
Don't need to be so critical.
He doesn't like what he hears and that means it's false.
Oh.
It's very simple.
Yeah.
Yeah.
That's crazy.
That's not good.
That's probably not good.
So when I was listening to this,
I did have one thought.
And that was that Joe was making me wanna smoke weed.
Oh, I was thinking I'm starting to get a little hungry for some sushi
Oh sure, I mean I do apologize if there's anyone with you know who's sensitive to chewing sounds
But I was listening to this. I'm like fuck. Yeah, man sure weed. Yeah, it's so cool
Do it weed is cool. It is cool what marijuana does gift is, it offers you an enhanced view of the world.
It spreads your consciousness.
It helps you absolve your ego.
It helps you keep your ego in check and actually calm it and give you a more balanced and objective
perspective on the world.
It does.
It makes, you know, people think marijuana makes them stupid. It hasn't made me stupid. It made me smarter. It made me more aware. It made
me a better comedian. In the three years since I started Smuggling Pot, my material's gotten
so much deeper and richer and more in depth and I enjoy it more. I enjoy life more. I've
changed the way I look at things. I've gotten out of so many traps of confinement of these
predetermined patterns of behavior that people find themselves in and we do it just because I've gotten out of the so many traps of confinement of these
Predetermined patterns of behavior that people find themselves in and we do it just because everyone else is doing it Well me smoke and pot made me realize that a lot of these things
It's just we're just connecting the dots because we're insecure and we're not looking at what's what's really healthy
And what really feels good. What's really natural what really helps you, you know enjoy your life
We're just doing it because we think that's what we're supposed to do feels good, what's really natural, what really helps you, you know, enjoy your life.
We're just doing it because we think that's what we're supposed to do.
You know, and you live a trap and weed makes you aware of that, man.
Marijuana makes you very aware of everything around you.
It makes you very aware.
People call it being paranoid, but it's not paranoia.
Life really does suck.
That bad for most people.
And when you get high and you get paranoid, what's happening is all the bullshit is stripped away.
The bullshit veneer that most people cover their lives in,
just so they can fucking get by,
just so they can wake up when that
goddamn alarm clock goes off,
that shit strips away when you smoke pot.
And you are all of a sudden alone with your thoughts
and the reality of the world, the reality of the universe.
And for most people, that's way too much to deal with.
They would rather have alcohol.
They would rather dull it down.
That's one of the reasons why everyone's afraid of marijuana.
And that's one of the reasons why marijuana can help everyone.
Everyone should be forced to smoke pot.
You should be forced. Not forced, obviously.
You should be encouraged. You should be encouraged.
Okay. I remember feeling like that. Sure
I remember being young. I
Thought that was so fucking funny because not
I think that like he's you know how people say that they're young in the faith sure or whatever when they're that's what it is
Yeah, he's three years into smoking weed. Yeah, he's a born-again Christian. Yes, what he's doing
Yes doing the thing. Yeah, he's doing the thing that everybody does whenever they make a massive life change in their early 30s
Yeah, but I remember also having that mentality about weed when I was young
I'm not attacking weed. I think it can be incorporated into people's lives. They're totally fun
People respond to it differently. So some people like it, some don't. Neither should feel ashamed of either. I really enjoyed being high and it gave me
kind of feeling of being deeper, more introspective than the people around me.
Maybe that was an illusion that I enjoyed.
Maybe a little bit.
I mean, you know, you'll get over it.
That's probably the truth that we should bundle all other truths underneath is just like,
I know it seems important right now, but you'll probably get over it in five to
10 years.
And then you'll be doing something else.
It's okay.
You'll be fine.
And I think that this, Rogan, the reason that this is good or this person is compelling
is because he's speaking to people who are in where they're at sure
You know like this if you're somebody who's early and smoking weed or whatever you be like this guy fucking gets it
Yeah, this guy gets it and and that is maybe important. He's articulating some things that you're experiencing
sure and
You know, maybe you or maybe you should grow out of some of the perspectives that he's
Expressing but also they can be an important part of the path
Sure, like I always thought about Lincoln Park as being like these people are making
Fantastic music for teens. Sure. Like this is really this really does hit on something
about adolescence that like you're going through yeah, and Sure. Like this is really this really does hit on something
about adolescence that like you're going through. Yeah, and I thought that was a really remarkable ability that they had
Mm-hmm, and maybe if you're an adult and you're listening to it, you don't you don't have the same connection to it. Sure
That doesn't devalue what the music is. No, and I think that Rogan's the same thing for like young pot smokers. Well, that's the problem is that he remains that
thing for the young idiots. They've not grown out of it. That is the problem. They've grown
up with him. Whereas. Or they've grown stable with him or whatever. The hope is that this is able to be a part of your growing to the next step of your life
and getting through whatever this is speaking to.
But it also ends up being a trap when it's your brand in the way that Rogan has made
this.
Yeah, there's a certain amount of the test of the small town to it.
There's a certain amount of that patent bit where it's like either you get a job and I'm
going to fill my truck up for free or you go, I'm getting the fuck out of here.
That is kind of a... Joe got the fuck out of there when $100 million
was offered to him.
That is... You did not make it clear to the audience
that all of this is kind of bullshit.
Yeah.
So, they leave the sushi restaurant and they go walk on Sunset Strip.
Of course.
And they end up going to Starbucks to get some coffee.
Sure.
But Joe's trying to have a little bit of fun.
Oh, no.
So he talks about his dick.
You know what's weird though?
The wider my shoulders get, the more my dick shrinks. Is
that related? That's not true. Is that related? I don't know. I'm not an expert on it. You're
not an expert on dick shrinkage? No. Yeah man, my dick's really little right now, but it's crazy.
It's crazy. It's a little bit of an attack. Well Joe, we're walking along down the street.
Let's cross over here so I can get a cup of coffee. Sure, I'd like one too. We're walking along down the street here. Let's cross over here so I can get a cup of coffee. Sure, I'd like one too. We're walking along on Sunset's Trip.
Alex Jones is in performance mode, ladies and gentlemen.
If you could just be yourself all the time,
wouldn't that be better?
Then every now and then you pull out your chest
and become Alex Jones on the radio.
I am being myself.
Spoonzing the truth.
He's going to kick my ass.
Look at him.
He's about to go bam.
I had a sprawl.
I got nervous there.
I had to get low.
I was only going to do so. He piled around my head on the concrete. Come on, buddy. Look at he's about to go, I had a sprawl. I got nervous there how to get low
Come on, buddy, you know, I wouldn't do that to you
Would you guys just fuck already guy?
Joe is just straight up calling out Alex at various points for being fake. Yeah, like your shits fake Yeah, I mean it wouldn't it be better just to be yourself. Could you stop doing you? Yes? Yeah, that's
Damning I mean it is it is so much like
He he fucking misses the most fundamental part of that which is you don't know
Which one is the real one? Mm-hmm? That's your that's the issue here
Yeah, you think that the one that you like is the real one
everybody thinks that the one they like is the real one because you have to believe that or
Get away, or you hate him. Yes. Yeah, exactly. It's sad. Yep
So I do think that there's some decent bits of Joe though
Sure, like earlier he was he was expressing some sort of you know
Hey, I don't want to be defeatist,
this ability to wrestle with his own ideas.
And in this next clip,
I think he chose some really good sense.
Kevin, you get anything out of this?
This all good stuff?
Oh, Kevin's a genius.
Kevin, you gonna edit this?
Put it in like fast forward?
Don't worry, he will.
But Joe, we need you up there on that building. Put in like fast-forward. Don't worry. He will but
Joe we need you up there on that building. No, believe me. I'm overexposed as it is. I
Think I've had enough so how's the man show going? It's fun, man. It's fun as hell. You're about to shoot more episodes
Well, not until probably around February or March. So Joe
Alex is saying you should be up on that big billboard on that building. And Joe has the good sense to know like, I'm too famous. I am on the man show and fear
factor. I that's too much. I don't want more than this. He gives up on that. Yep. But that is a
really good instinct that he has. I think that that that might
be one of the cornerstones of like what he lost. Yeah. He was he became fine with being
up on that billboard. I was so I read this this book about this like late 80s early 90s
hacking group called the Masters of Deception. This is before modems.
This is like, they're calling into AT&T's phone lines.
Phone freaks.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, absolutely.
They're doing this whole thing.
And if you see the way these fucking young teenage,
early 20s boys interact around this
budding version of the internet that they have found that's just theirs.
You can see the germ of two directions.
You can see the germ of them being the fucking
4chan assholes who are trying to pretend to be cool
in order to create some sort of fake libertarian freedom.
We can post child porn, because we're, you know, that old thing.
And then you also have the people who are like,
maybe we should think about how this shit works.
And also here are the things we can do, you know?
And it's so much like that.
You can see it all as it's about to happen.
And you can see that what happens for them,
especially was like the way they interacted with the the powers that be around them
Because it was so negative because everything that they got was so bullshit
They instinctively just without even thinking about it just go straight for the 4chan version
They just barrel towards it like absolute insane lunatics and the alternative is incredibly difficult and
Would require a softening of your position sort of in a negotiation with those powers that are so awesome
Absolutely, absolutely, and if you don't want to do that
There you go
But the other the other alternative is don't ever get to the point where you have to
Decide to go one of those paths.
There is the problem there, yeah.
And I think that Joe, as that instinct, you can kind of see in that it's not, like, I'm
not forced to choose to, like, be good or bad once I'm on the billboard.
But I do have a choice to control my career in a certain way is to never be on that billboard. No, I mean, ironically for him, based on his arguments, it is not inevitable that we would
wind up where we are.
It's not inevitable that that Joe turns into current day Joe.
And it also feels like he has an awareness that he has an affirmative responsibility
to not go in that direction of being overexposed,
being on the billboard. And that's fascinating.
Or being absorbed by Alex Jones's flattery.
Yeah. So this next clip is another Mike Down clip because I need you to hear what happens
at the end because I'm a little unclear on it. But Alex is lying to Joe about the Patriot Act and how it'll, you'll end up executed
for weed.
And I think, pay close attention because I think that Joe calls Alex an idiot.
Okay.
That's a really good question to address.
I know Kevin will use that.
Sure, that's what the whole Patriot Act is really all about.
It's not about stopping terrorism.
The new Victory Act says one marijuana, a cigarette, or any other type of anything that's even
controlling them, pills, you're talking 20 to 90 in prison.
What?
Yeah, any drug possession, they have a pass together, they're trying to, any drug possession,
20 to 90, it's an act of terrorism.
And manufacturing anything, including growing marijuana, is
a quote, weapon of mass destruction because it quote, hurts masses of people. You can
be executed.
Jesus.
I'll show you the subsection.
I've got like AP articles, everything on it, Joe.
Hey, Kevin. You need to interview this guy in front of you.
No, he's an idiot.
Joe Rubin gives an infomercial for marijuana.
I do give an infomercial for marijuana. I think that he was saying to Kevin that Alex is an idiot.
Yeah, you need to interview this guy in front of you because he's an idiot.
Kevin is walking backwards recording Alex and Joe walking down the street.
There isn't another person in the frame who Joe might be talking about.
I include the possibility that there's something that's
happening off camera that we don't see that he's referring to.
Sure. But given the amount of time that elapsed,
the thing that Alex just said, the fact that this is supposed to be Joe Rogan's interview,
you know, that's why Kevin Booth is there in LA. Yeah.
Alex is clearly taking over this thing. Yep.
I think he called him an idiot.
I agree.
And I think that Alex realized that
because he jumped into that,
Joe Rogan does an infomercial for we.
You can see in his face almost a, ah fuck.
Yep.
And I think this is fascinating.
How do I save this?
Yeah.
I gotta switch into like really performing. Yep, I've just is fascinating. How do I save this? Yeah. I gotta switch into like really performing.
Yep, I've just hit blank, now here's my decision tree.
Like you can almost see the computer get to work
on just instinctive BSing.
Check out.
Yep, yep, 100%.
So I think that that is an awesome moment.
Between the Alex Jones problem of just lying and making shit up that clip from earlier
And the you should interview this guy. He's an idiot. Yeah
Doesn't paint a great picture. Oh man. Yeah, man past. It's a real piece of shit. Yeah it is
So the whole idea is to interview Rogan for this documentary.
And so they go back to the hotel where they're going to interview him so there's no background
music and all that.
And so they start talking about just, you know, talking about, hey, drug war type things,
police state, you know, and they end up talking about a guy who won Fear Factor.
Did I tell you about the guy who won Fear Factor and was speaking in tongues?
No. Yeah, he was a real heavy duty religious dude, you know, and he once he won, he started
clapping his hands. Hallelujah. You are gracious, God. You're so beautiful, God. You're so patient
with me
I saw that and he starts pointing at the sky
Yeah, but they didn't get all this on camera for some reason
I was rolling camera forgot to press record or whatever, but this guy standing there pointing up at the sky
He starts talking in tongues
And I'm like, what are you doing? That's what he's speaking a holy language.
Joe, you had an experience a lot of us
have had at the airport where somebody with a giant turbine
that could hide 20 pounds of C4.
Well, it wasn't a giant turbine, but yeah, it was a turbine.
Well, we saw a guy come in here with a giant turbine that could
How giant?
Was it huge?
Like a blimp.
Yeah, but not like a beehive on top of his head.
He had the Goodyear blimp on his head.
No, yeah, I was getting my sneakers scanned.
Hold on, he didn't even start over, commander.
This is what happened. I was at the, I do a joke about it in my act because it's so
ridiculous, it was like a bad scene in a bad movie. I was at the airport and I was getting
my sneakers scanned and the guy was asking me all these dumb fear factor questions and
I was being really polite because I was carrying weed and I was getting a little nervous. Anyway, he was scanning my sneakers for bombs and he was telling me how much he likes fear factor questions and I was being really polite because I was carrying weed and I was getting a little nervous. Anyway, he was scanning my sneakers for bombs and
he was telling me how much he likes fear factor and there was a dude in line that had a turban
on and I looked at the guy with the turban and he looked at me in the eye, we made eye
contact and then he just walked right through while I was being scanned.
So the guy knows that you're a national TV celebrity with two TV shows, one of them number
one in the country. Well, it was number one.
He knew who I was.
Well, now we've got to start over.
It's good.
Ah, damn it!
No, seriously, Joe.
Okay, Joe, because we're just going to put you in here telling the story about terrorism.
Joe, what of your experience has been flying?
You've seen a double standard?
Well I read about Al Gore getting scanned at the airport and the former vice president
is going to say, you know what, this whole me being president thing didn't work out.
I'm turning to terrorism.
They're trying to let people know that everyone's equal and even Al Gore has to be scanned.
It's ridiculous. The randomness is just silly. So there's something really fascinating that's going on in this dynamic
Where Joe's the one who's supposed to be getting interviewed and Alex is trying to take over this interview
And at the same time Kevin Booth is the one who's directing this documentary and Alex is clearly trying to direct this interview
Yep, he's trying to be everything. Yeah, that's going on in this room. And when Rogan laughs at his question,
I think he's laughing at the ridiculousness
of the whole situation.
He's not laughing because that question's funny.
He's laughing because like...
What are we doing here?
What are we fucking doing here?
I'm in a hotel, what is fucking happening?
Get Alex Jones out of my fucking face.
Why are you trying to throw Byron Allen questions at me and then comics unleashed that is so fun
Like he just he just couldn't get rid of Alex. Mm-hmm
Bad penny he just couldn't say directly to his face
Go away from me now, and it feels like he's trying in some ways so many oblique ways
away from me now. And it feels like he's trying in some ways. So many oblique ways. Yes. But none of them are Alex go. Yeah. And and like there's something that feels like all right,
Joe Rogan is a comic and this is a guy who worked with Bill Hicks. This is a guy who's
come Kevin Booth's comedy royalty. Sure. In a lot of ways. Yeah, you know for especially for someone of Joe's
Character their persona. Yeah, so like that is not a connection that you would want to throw away
Kevin booth directed Joe's first special that live from the belly of the beast. Yep, and so like
Maybe there's a feeling of I want to retain this connection and I feel like I kind of got to put up with Alex if I'm
Gonna hang out with him. Yep
It just feels like shit. Yeah, I mean if I'm if I'm going to have to do this
I'm going to be a dick to him. Mm-hmm. I'm gonna be a little passive aggressive
I'm not gonna do anything about it. Yep, cuz I'm on fear factor. Yep, and he's a star fucker and
It's like man just none of this needs to be happening
Nah, this could all be not happening it good
That's brutal. Yep, so they start they're talking about this guy with a turban and of course this leads to some Islamophobia
Sure, they start talking about how dumb
Muslims are sure but Joe wants to be clear this applies to all religions sure he hates all religious people
Yeah, they're all fucking stupid great But Joe wants to be clear, this applies to all religions. He hates all religious people.
They're all fucking stupid.
Great.
So this guy's asking me all these dumb questions and I'm trying to play along.
And right while this is happening, there's a guy in line with a turban on.
And I look over at him and he looks at me and we make eye contact and the guy just walks
right through.
And he just walks right through.
Did you say anything to the screener at that point?
I just laughed.
I just said I can't even believe this is happening.
I said this is so funny. Here's a guy he's dressed like a fucking genie
and I'm being scanned. They're scanning my sneakers. I do you know joke I say the tips of
his shoes curl up in a circle and they're scanning me. Check him. I want to know what goofy shit he
believes. I mean he's wearing an outfit and you, you know, religious freedom, the whole idea of religious freedom to me is all religions are retarded. Every single one of them. They're all, anything
where a person tells you they know what's going on and they can help you and, you know,
they're going to give you the secret knowledge, it's all bullshit. It's all cult. I don't
care if it's been around for, you know, as long as Scientology or it's been around as long as Islam or Christianity it's all ridiculous you know so when I see
someone wearing an outfit I know that's a zealot that's a guy who's really deep
deep into whatever crazy bullshit and I would like them to talk to him well I
know that whenever we flew into Los Angeles there was a guy getting on a
plane to come here who had a turbine that you could hide
You know ten pounds of c4 in I mean a giant brown turbine
But they were very busy searching old World War two vets in wheelchairs
So I think that Alex should be really pissed off by this
He this is 2003. He's been chosen by God for several years now. Yeah, he's had many visions from God He predicted 9-eleven because God gave him prophetic visions. This isn't like some point in his career where he can't
Or he could even conceivably be not a zealot. He is by his own accounting of everything that's happened in his life
Deeply into God has chosen me by 2003.
So the idea that Rogan could be telling him that all religions are stupid and they're
a cult and all this shit, Alex can't accept this.
They have fundamental disagreements where he would scream at somebody else for expressing
views like this.
That's fascinating. Well, I mean, it just goes to the absolute meaninglessness of everything he believes
because it is again just circumstantial.
It's conditional.
In this situation, it will do me no good to express these beliefs to Joe.
So I will express this.
If I was in a different situation, it would be to my advantage to yell this person
down about how great Christianity is compared to Motherland.
If I start screaming that shit at Joe, he might not think that being friends with Kevin
Booth is worth it anymore.
Exactly. Yeah. It's just so much like... And if you don't know a person in multiple contexts,
there's no way for you to know that for sure. Mm-hmm, but if one of those people is a media figure
You can you can know sure you knowable you can know a lot
And and there's there's an element that Joe clearly does know something
But the thing that he knows is that you're full of shit when you get on air and oftentimes you make stuff up. Yep, and
you're full of shit when you get on air and oftentimes you make stuff up. Yep.
And that should be enough.
You shouldn't need to know all the specifics of Alex's career if you know that.
You can't purposefully lie to people.
Is that so hard?
I think that's a pretty good guiding line.
So as they're sitting there in the hotel room, eventually the topic of exercise comes up.
Not exorcisms.
No.
Damn.
Although I wish.
I would prefer that.
I would prefer that conversation a great deal more.
No.
Joe's talking about how important exercise is.
Sure.
And good for you.
Yeah.
It is.
It's a good thing to do for humans.
Agreed.
And Alex jumps in and then gets scolded for disrupting this interview.
Oh my God.
You're a pro, you're an ape.
You're basically a hairless ape.
You're a talking monkey on a planet and your body is meant to do things physically.
It's meant to chase after food.
It's meant to hunt and gather and you have to exercise it.
If you don't, those chemicals just, they just store up in your body and you're going to
become depressed.
You're going to feel horrible.
Your body's going to break down.
Your tissue's going to soften. Your tissue's gonna soften.
Your muscle's gonna atrophy.
You're not gonna be healthy.
Yeah, I'm ready to work out, goddamn!
Excuse me!
What you really need to do is get up and exercise.
You need to take vitamins.
You need to supplement your diet.
You need to supplement your diet
with essential fatty acids, with vitamins,
colloidal minerals, nutrients.
You need to do that and you need to exercise.
You have to keep your body moving.
If you keep your body moving, your body will stay younger much longer.
I'm 36 years old.
The guys that I went to high school with, so many of them look like they're fucking
50.
I feel great.
I'm always hoarding.
I work out constantly.
My body work is great.
I'm 36 years old.
Technically, I'm middle-aged.
I'm ready to go to war, Joe.
You got me fired up.
Ladies and gentlemen, what a speech dynamic.
I'm going to eat a cheeseburger and he's fired up ladies and gentlemen what a speech dynamic cheeseburgers
And he's gonna fucking start exactly you know what I used to be an exercise of feet
I've been exercising actually a little bit more Joe
But let me tell you what he's saying is true eating this crap turns you into a weak blob
There what what I'm trying to say is these companies have no
Interest in making you healthy they have an interest in giving you something that makes you feel better that they can get money from you for. It's a business. They sell you something.
They want to give you a treatment for the cell. Hold on a second. If they wanted you
to be healthy, they would give you advice. They wanted you to be healthy. Pharmaceutical
companies would say, listen, man, you don't need Zoloft. What you really need to do is
have a life that doesn't suck. The reason why you're so depressed is because you work
this fucking terrible job where you sit in a cubicle all day and you stare at a computer and you file
paperwork for some big company. You get home, you're tired, your feet hurt, and what are
you going to do? You're going to watch television, you're going to talk to your wife, who you've
been involved in this fucking crazy monogamous relationship with for 20 years where you have
no desire to have sex with her anymore, and you don't even communicate because most of
your life you spend away from each other.
You don't have any vested, you don't have any, you know, shared interests.
So what do you do?
Well, you get depressed.
You get bummed out.
Your life seems pointless and hopeless.
You're 40.
You're dying.
So what are they going to do?
They're going to give you a pill and you're going to feel better.
Well, what they really need to tell you is you need to do something with your life and
make it more interesting. So, I mean, there's obviously the fundamental misunderstanding of depression and mental
health stuff.
Just your life is boring.
And that's fine.
That's kind of what you'd expect from the adolescent standpoint that he's coming at
this from.
I believe if you get cancer, you're a pussy.
Yeah.
If I recall. Well, that might have been making fun of Dennis Leary.
But still, yeah, you know, like this is great.
It can't hurt to exercise necessarily.
And exploring your creative passions
is probably not going to lead to you being more depressed,
but it's silly, this kind of mentality.
And I think that like, obviously, anybody who takes this kind of stuff seriously, recognizes
that there's a place for talking, sure. And and working out some of your issues. And you
know what he's saying, people giving you some advice. You giving yourself some advice in a therapeutic setting.
Sure.
That has a place and so does medication.
Like I don't think, I don't think that the pharma companies should be giving you
therapy in the same way that therapists don't prescribe drugs.
The both prongs are important and I just, I don't know.
I think he's very stupid.
But if you were gonna give me a pill that made me happy,
it would be Kevin Booth telling Alex,
let him finish his sentence.
It is like Alex's proximity renders everything
you have to say pointless.
By virtue of Alex being nearby
You're like like a moon. That's out of fucking whack your tides are crazy
There's no point in talking because out of nowhere Alex might just pop out and be like no
I want to exercise like go to war that's not
Where we're here for a job you're the shop but yeah this is we
are doing a thing right Joe was on a roll I mean what are you saying was
stupid but he was a was at least the thing and now I will say that I am a
little bit more permissive of this kind of attitude because it's 2000. Sure. And I think that at the time there might have been a less responsible messaging around some
pharmaceuticals.
Sure.
You know, there might, there, I think there was more reason to believe that people were
saying take this pill, it'll solve your problems in 2000 than
it is currently.
I don't think that like a lot of the marketing from these companies was, hey, we have magic
in a pill.
Sure.
But culturally, I think a lot of people did have that perspective.
And so Rogan being like this that's bullshit. I Think there's more of a comedic contrarian take that makes sense in 2000 then in then the present
Well, I mean, yeah, I don't know how much of
Here's the problem with the past
the problem with the past is I no longer know how much information anyone was privy to at any given point in time
nor what information
nor do I have like a
bar by which that information should be judged or like a
five out of ten kind of scale because once the internet took over that that renders like
That changes the way I think about everything. Like now I have access to all information.
So there is a certain amount of responsibility
of like just being basic competence, you know?
What does that mean in 2003?
You know?
Yeah, yeah.
Sure.
You know, like-
But even with all information available,
you can't possibly take in all of it.
Sure.
So the responsibility is still weird, but in 2003...
Right, I'm just saying about me looking back.
You know, like I don't have any judgments because I really don't even...
How do you even relate to that anymore?
Right, well you know what I was talking about history being a tool.
Sure.
And it being about how you use it.
I think that what Rogan is saying is bad, but within the context of someone talking like this in 2000
Like the the surrounding aspect of it make it less like oh, this is a more FK bullshit sure sure sure sure you know
Yeah, it's more palatable coming out of a 2003 mind. Yeah, but whatever. I mean you know it is it is like
But whatever. I mean, you know, it is like, how far away from Stokely Carmichael are we?
While at the same time being so far away from Stokely Carmichael.
Sure.
You know?
And that's like, what era is what to compare it to?
Here's what we do know that Joe knows.
Yes.
Alex is full of shit and kind of annoying.
There we go.
And we can demonstrate
that through this awkward sushi date that they had. So that's really what's important.
That's what we're here. Yeah. So Joe seems to think that like having a family and all
that shit is kind of maybe a big part of the root of depression. Right. Which Alex really
shouldn't agree with. That's what's going to make you happy. Be involved in relationships
where you're actually friends with each other.
This is the thing I've been saying to people.
People getting involved in these crazy relationships where they have these predetermined patterns
of behavior that they think they have to follow.
You have to see someone and once you see them you should only have sex with that one person
and you should be monogamous and you should stay together and you know what?
You know sometimes you're going to do what the wife wants you to do.
No you don't!
You don't have to do what the wife wants you to do.
You have to do what you want to do and you should let her do what the wife wants you to do. No, you don't! You don't have to do what the wife wants you to do. You have to do what you want to do,
and you should let her do what she wants to do,
and if that doesn't work together,
then you shouldn't hang out.
Friends are just friends,
and a male friend and a female friend together
are still just friends.
This whole idea of defining it by wife and husband
and mother and child, that's all ridiculous.
We're just a bunch of human beings.
We should just enjoy each other's company, and that's why people are fucking depressed. That's why pharmaceutical
companies have a stranglehold on our culture because they give you something that makes
you feel better about a life that sucks.
Powerful info. I'm sorry for jumping in there.
That's okay, man. You got excited.
No, I was listening to that. I was wanting to go. Three or four days I've been swimming
and jogging again and I wanted to go do something something. That's the only way to have a happy life
It's killing me. How different is what Joe's saying from like we're all purple penguins. Yep, you know
Alex should not respond like this is powerful information
I mean, this should be a fundamental attack on God's hierarchy and divine order and the right way to live your life.
If Joe's ideas are to be accepted broadly,
that's the destruction of the family unit.
That is man and woman do not exist.
What do you mean they're the same?
How can you raise a child?
Like, this is no good, man.
What next? Trans people and sports? I have a child like this is no good man what next trans people in sports I'm I have a
child right yeah but I'm not digging this kid's vibe I'm out of here my friend
I don't even like him what yep I mean okay oh boy yeah so here this is this
kind of is where we touch on a little bit of a problem mm-hmm and that is I
think that Joe's high and well yeah, I think he's high all the time. And he's not really making a lot of sense.
No. And so in the same way that Alex can't stop himself from butting in,
yeah, Joe can't stop himself from saying nonsense. No, no, no. But he needs Alex's guidance,
ironically. Right? Well, it's just like the problem is context.
No one in this room is capable of telling everyone
in the room what they need to hear,
which is just stop talking for a while.
Right.
All of you- Alex, wait in the hall.
All of you need to agree to shut the fuck up.
But unfortunately, if Alex isn't there,
like I think you end up with stuff like this,
which is like, what are you even talking about?
There's a lot of vanity involved in exercise.
Well you wanna talk about drugs?
I'll be the first person to tell you,
I'll be the first person to tell you
that there's a lot of vanity involved
in taking care of your body.
You know what, but if I had to choose between
having a nice body and having a bad body,
I think having a nice body is better.
Is that shallow?
No, it's honest.
The people who say it's not, the people who say it's shallow and it's not important,
they're ridiculous.
You're being jealous, it's a cop out, and you know that your body's wrecked and you
haven't exercised your whole life, and you know women aren't going to find you physically
and sexually attractive just by looking at you.
So you pretend that that's not important.
Let me tell you something.
It's very important.
When girls see your body,
and a girl takes my clothes off and she gets into it,
they're turned on by you physically.
That's fun.
A girl with a hot body is fun.
Anybody who denies that is ridiculous.
And anybody who thinks that a girl has a hot body
has to have a shitty personality is a fucking moron.
That's ridiculous.
They're not mutually exclusive. A girl with a hot body has to have a shitty personality is a fucking moron. That's ridiculous and not mutually exclusive.
A girl with a hot body can be really interesting just like a chick with a shitty body can be
a fucking moron and stupid and often is.
Phone call.
There's a drug tie into this.
That was probably a very important room service call.
Can you talk, whole lot of seconds?
I'm not in this. I'm not in this Kevin.
This needs to be Joe's for the film. It's just not me danced around or yelling or any of that. Well, it's it's it's no no. The important question.
Okay, look, look. So Alex is now talking to Kevin behind the camera.
Yep. Being like this isn't me.
This isn't my interview.
camera being like, this isn't me. This isn't my interview.
I can't stop Joe constantly from talking about how women
with great bodies can be cool too.
This is, it'd be like, I could guide him,
but then this just becomes about me.
Joe's an idiot too.
These guys both think each other are idiots.
Do you know what?
It's so funny to me.
It's so funny to me.
All the, all of the, like, we need a meteor people and all of that stuff.
It's so funny that it never occurs to them that just like, dudes, you know?
Like, listen to these dudes say dude shit to each other.
But earlier in the episode, Joe was saying that insecure men need to be
talked to let go of these insecurities so they don't become conservatives. Listen to
him. He understands that there is a problem with a certain strain of masculinity. He just
doesn't realize that he is it. Exactly. It is the dude he is. But he's also high, man.
He has these deep thoughts. I thought he was opening up his mind to everything but the strain of
Masculinity that he exists within as a self-destructive force entirely
Man, what you gonna do? It's fascinating because they both really clearly
resent each other just dudes yeah, just
Stop letting dudes talk. Mm-hmm. You know just listen to this shit
Well, I listen to this shit Alex is kind of coming from a perspective of like I can make this interesting if I just
Bully this if I just jump in and do my Alex dance
Yeah, I can make this interesting and Rogan's coming from a place where he's like
I don't like you when you do that. I like you as my friend who isn't that performing asshole.
Yeah. And Alex is like, I can only be interesting and make things
interesting when I'm being that asshole. Yeah.
They are. And you're not being interesting right now.
Or who are at least what you're talking about is not relevant to this documentary.
You're wasting film. Not helpful.
Very fucking counterproductive for what we're trying to put out here to also have you being
like, smart chicks can be hot.
That's great.
Wow.
Stop.
All of that.
Yes.
Sometimes people I'm not attracted to are dumb.
Let's go back to the Iraq War because somehow I feel like your're Muslim bashing is a more acceptable. Yeah, cuz this is horrifying. So we have one last clip here
This is the end of how this
special
Wraps up this magic and it's Joe clearly was like I need a clean take
Yeah, I need to just be able to get my rant in.
Right.
And so Alex, I think maybe was in the hall.
I think they might have taken Alex out of the room.
So Alec, Joe can just get this clean taken.
Pharmaceutical companies pitch a lot of things,
pitch a lot of drugs, sell a lot of drugs
based on the idea of chemical imbalances.
Now a lot of people do have an actual chemical imbalance in their brain.
There's a lot of people that are crazy, there's no doubt.
There's a lot of people whose brains don't function very well and there is a pill, there's
some drugs, there's some tests they can do to find out if it's true.
And they can actually help people, that's real.
But a lot of people take drugs, take pills that pharmaceutical companies prescribe because
their life sucks and
When your life sucks you will have a chemical imbalance in your brain
And that's a natural thing when you're depressed if you have a terrible job you sit in the fuck sucks to who you come home
And you're in a loveless marriage, and you have no hobbies no interest no passion and no creative output
Your life is gonna suck, and you're not gonna feel good.
That doesn't mean you need a pill.
That doesn't mean someone should give you a pill
and you take that pill and all of a sudden you're happy
and you can deal with this sucky life
and you can walk through it with a smile.
You know what, if you wanna be a drone
and you're happy being a drone
and you would like someone to just give you a pill
so that you can accept that, that is available to you.
But that's not helping anyone.
What you really need to do is get the fuck out of this life that you're living.
We're taught to believe that this, that we're supposed to follow this predetermined pattern
of behavior where you live this, this, you know, you work 50 weeks a year for two weeks
off, you basically, you're a slave.
You give away eight hours of your day.
We say, well, hey, you got those other 16 hours to yourself, but you don't.
You know, if you work eight hours a day, man, you're fucking tired, okay?
In between travel, to and from work, all that, you cut a couple hours out of there.
You got eating, you cut a couple hours out of there.
How many hours do you have left?
What do you got, like 10, 12 hours left in your day?
And what are you gonna do?
What are you gonna do?
You're gonna sleep.
You're gonna sleep for at least 8 or you don't feel good.
What kind of life is that?
It's no life.
If you don't do something that you enjoy doing for a living, you're going to be depressed.
That's a fact.
Being depressed is not because you have a chemical imbalance in your brain.
It's because your brain is responding to a really bad, boring life with no stimulation.
That's what pharmaceutical companies don't want you to hear.
They want you to think that there's something that they could fix in you and just give you
a little pill.
But really, the symptoms are just a part of your life being a fucking massive piece of
shit.
That would have gone a lot better if Alex didn't interrupt me.
And that's the end. O that would have been a lot easier without
Alex. Yep. The fact that all of that is there and this was released, it makes me think that
Kevin doesn't like Alex that much. Nope. This makes Alex look really bad. It is, it is,
the artificiality of all of this is so fucked up in retrospect.
Especially considering the amount of realness they think they are.
Yes.
Like, it is fascinating the idea that you can do a rant on cue.
You know?
Like, that's ridiculous.
That's just performance.
Which is fine, but you know, you're just saying lines.
So don't act like you've got some big emotional truth behind you.
And then Alex is just exploiting fame.
He's just there being like, oh, if I outburst here, maybe I'll get in.
This will be a good take.
He'll probably put me in.
That'll get me more out there, you know?
He also recognizes that left to his own devices, Joe goes down a bunch of dumb paths that aren't
helpful and he feels a
Responsibility to keep that on track and Kevin is clearly keeping the two of these people there to fuck each other up
For his own purposes. Maybe it is maybe he's a fucking wild. He's a
Savedist all of you need to go home. Yeah
And I think that I think that
You know, obviously I'm not a Bill Hicks historian, but I do think that there's something really special about him as a performer, as
somebody who had a lot to say, a style that was singular in a lot of ways. And the fact
that he died young and was aware that he was going to die. Yep
The fact that he had a terminal cancer
It gives his legacy
Some kind of meaning that a lot of people don't have sure and I think that Kevin Booth being somebody who worked
Intimately with this guy. Mm-hmm
Probably wanted to replace him Because having that kind of person
around you probably feels great. It probably is like being next to an alien. It's exciting. Yeah,
for sure. And I think that maybe you would want to believe other people to be that.
So you're saying he's got something of a Bill Hicks candidate list laying in front of him
and he's like, I see Joe Rogan has some Bill Hicks in him, but maybe he's too high.
And I see Alex has some Bill Hicks in him, but he's a piece of shit.
I don't know if it's a mental process like that, but I don't think you're wrong.
It's not a coincidence that the other big name that's in this group is Doug Stanhope like it's I
think I think on some level Kevin Booth had this sacred cow production thing or
he's trying to recast Bill Hicks in some ways well I mean try to bring together
people who have the appearance of what Bill actually had right and they're all faking it right. It's all fake like a sacred cow
Ironically it is it is an apt and ironic name
Goddamn it you're good and a name of something that alex should never have agreed to be absolutely
Sacred cow is the kind of name that's like that's what the devil would call something. Yeah anyway. I think that this
This peep behind whatever curtain there
is, I think it reveals a ton of that stuff.
And it shows artifice.
It shows that these people don't really like each other.
And it shows that Joe, at least in 2003,
was fully aware that Alex is full of shit
and therefore should take a greater amount of responsibility
in the way that he has actively mainstreamed
and whitewashed Alex's career to the point where it is now.
He has a great conscious active responsibility
in Alex's trajectory.
Yeah. And I mean, listen listen it might be lofty to hope that he
Recognizes his his harm done
On a on a simple human and personal and individual level what he should really notice is that now?
He says to Alex what Alex said to him about 9-eleven hmm
Now he says to Alex what Alex said to him about 9-11.
When Alex goes, 24 months I told you about 9-11, he's like, 9-11 fucking happened, asshole.
Now he's the one who's like, Alex told me about 9-11.
Do you see, that's where your brain should go like,
oh, I have changed for the worse.
Well, it's exactly like what I was saying
about him being able to accurately mock reefer madness in
2003 and creating it now.
It's the, you have become the thing you mocked because you didn't follow the instincts that
you had back then, which were things like, I'm overexposed.
I shouldn't seek fame.
I shouldn't do all of these things. I know that Alex is full of shit. I shouldn't
play along with this. Yeah, he didn't follow those instincts.
And because of it, we're where we are. You know, I think I
think part of it is, let's say he doesn't define himself in
opposition to the mainstream.
What he does is he orbits the mainstream.
Right. And this orbit means that essentially he's always going to be dependent upon the mainstream.
And then when the mainstream is like, come on down.
Well, now he's part of it and he gets his hundred million dollar check the whole time.
He's thinking I'm a separate thing.
But he's not. He a separate thing but he's
not he's just part of the solar system right if you want to not be these guys
you have to be out you just have to be your own thing you know and that means
you can't orbit around the mainstream yeah you just can't do it I think I
think that's that's true it's like it's like that black mirror episode well that that was
About what everybody's like there's like an America's Got Talent thing and everybody's riding bikes or something
I remember that guy is the thing rough
The guy has the thing to his neck and he's given his passionate speech and then the next scene is he does it every morning
You know and that's how he gets that's how he gets paid. It is, that is Alex.
And that is, you think that's Alex, but that's Joe.
That's what that really is.
Yeah, they're both not free of whatever it is.
And the freeness and all that shit is fake.
It's fake. It's a piece of branding. They just want
to be rich
Anyway, I thought this was fun
If only for like a couple of those clips where Joe's being a real dick those it's worth their weight in gold
They are pretty great. So we had to we had to gotta do this is how we see our primary ding-dong
Wednesday, but we'll be back
Yeah, fuck that shit. Yeah crazy meteor should have hit
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