Knowledge Fight - #106: Drunk Special Report

Episode Date: November 27, 2017

Today, Dan and Jordan discuss how Alex Jones recently put out a drunk special report that is really just a commercial trying to promote an upcoming 34 hour long broadcast marathon, which is itself just a 34 hour long commercial. It's a sad snake eating its own tail, and it sends the gents to dark headspaces and an amazing game show pitch.

Andy and Kansas, you're on the air. Thanks for holding. Hello, Alex. I'm a first-time caller. I'm a huge fan. I love your work. I love you. Hey, everybody. Welcome back to Knowledge Fight. I'm Dan. I'm Jordan. We're a couple dudes who like to sit around, drink novelty beverages, and talk a little bit about Alex Jones. That is indeed what we do, Dan.

Now, let me ask you a question. Please do. There are so many people clamoring for a reason to listen to a podcast about Alex Jones. Totally. We hear it all the time. When I walk down the street, first thing people do is say, hold on, are you Jordan Holmes? And I say, yes, of course I am, but it's not even that I love it so much or that I want the attention of all colors and creeds come up to you.

I need to give them the answer to that question, which is why would you listen to a podcast about Alex Jones, Dan? Well, I don't know quite frankly. Bad way to start. The point was you were supposed to go into the bit wherein you say, I know a lot about Alex Jones. There we go. God damn it. Now, you just gave them a perfect reason not to listen.

So if you're turning it off, it's been fun. Thank you. We appreciate you listening for a minute. Sorry for not answering your question whenever you walked up to me on the street. So, Jordan, today what we're going to be doing, I did not tell you about this before the show, and I apologize to spring this on you.

But we had a episode for a foreign policy walk of ours. That was he requested that we time travel back to a certain day in history. And I went ahead and listened to that episode and I was going to get it ready for today. But it's actually going to require a bit more research. Oh, no, Dan. It is the other level of Alex Jones' anti-Semitism and I don't want to go into it half-cocked.

That's a good idea. It's not just the blood libel, well-poisoning kind of narratives or the protocols. Right. There's another level to it. There's an upper echelon. Yes. Alex gets into some stuff that I need to read up on a whole bunch more before we do it.

So, in calling an audible, I had to figure out, what are we going to do? Oh, if you say Carrie Callahan. No, we're not going to do that. I've tried to find some good Project Camelot episodes lately, but there haven't been any. Nothing good. Shit.

No, but I did do an episode live on Twitch on Wednesday of last week. A Thanksgiving Eve episode. Okay. And I don't feel like I was able to do the material justice. Okay. So there will be a few people who watched this live. So if I understand this correctly, Dan, you have said to yourself after doing a great job deconstructing things,

why isn't anybody screaming? Yes. And so you're doing it again. Well, that's part of it, but then the other part of it is, I feel like you are missing out on this stuff too. All right. And it would be unfair to deprive you of this. Right.

I don't want to fall behind our policy walks or at least our Twitch policy walks. This is all my way of saying, we've never done this before, like re-recorded something. And to be fair, you're not. No, I'm flying. I'm flying blind. So some of the, like I said, some of you who are listening, who are in the Twitch stream will have heard these clips,

but you won't have heard them discussed right like this. All right. All right. Reason number two, not to listen to the show. Thank you very much. People have tried to make it through the first reason. Now we're three minutes in. Thanks for listening.

So this is. All right. All right. So you're calling. Okay. Can we turn this into a, let's call it. Shit. What's the name of the movie with Mel Gibson lethal weapon?

We're in a lethal weapon situation where you're getting too old for this shit. And I'm standing on top of a roof hanging on saying, let's jump. Sure. Let, I don't understand the metaphor, but yes. Absolutely. It's not important to understand metaphors. That's why you're coming back to the show with me, Jordan. Yes.

Last week on November 14th, Alex Jones posted a special report on his website. He did a little bit of a live stream and he was pretty drunk. I'm in the setup for this. What you really need to know ahead of time is that he had recently done right before this had done a 36 hour marathon and vice came out with another money bomb. Yes. Right. And vice came out with an article afterwards where a guy tried to watch the entire thing

and he reviewed it and it was, yeah, it was. So we're in a supersize me situation where he's just watching Alex Jones for 36 straight hours or a Dan situation. Yeah. Well, we. Look, we're not as popular yet for people to. I'm the Morgan Spurlock of this shit. Yeah, exactly.

Don't fucking pretend that this Johnny come lately is that's bullshit. Fair enough. But I met Morgan Spurlock one time. He was in Columbia, Missouri for a film documentary film festival. I saw him at the bar I hung out at. Good dude. He was pretty nice. Actually, I made some shit joke and he laughed politely padded me on the shoulder, shook

my hand seemed like a graceful guy like cause he could have been an asshole. Yeah, he definitely could have been the joke that I made was not good. Okay. I don't remember what it was, right? But it was not good. He was attempting to make you feel at ease. Yeah. Or it was just a benevolent minor celebrity running.

But anyway, be that as it may. That's irrelevant. I do not ever want to hear the words benevolent minor celebrity running ever again. What that is gross. That's going to be a new segment. You just grossed me out. I have a list of I have a list of times I've run into B slash C celebrities and they did not mean me a ill.

All right, I'll tell you who's not on that list. Shaquille O'Neal not very nice. You met him. Uh, Matt is a strong word. Uh, I, I one time me and my dad snuck into the Lakers calves game. Uh, it was like a preseason game in Kansas city. Okay. And we snuck in before the game so I could get some autographs cause I was probably

like, I don't know, 14 at the time or so. And so I'm getting Eddie Jones's autograph and, uh, I can't remember who out. Nick Van Exel. I think I got his autograph and I looked. Sure. I liked him. He was good. I liked the Lakers back then.

This was my dad's from LA. So wait, if you're Lakers calvesing, that's when Shaq and Kobe were together. Yes. I did end up getting Kobe's autograph. It was like, did Kobe write a diss track about you? No, he was actually a benevolent celebrity, not a minor one. He's a professional celebrity. He was very nice.

Uh, but, uh, Shaq was shooting free throws. He was practicing shooting through free throws out. Oh, well that's not the time to talk to him. He is bad at that, but he was also not like you. It was not an intense practice at all. And so I thought like, what the fuck? I'm not going to get another opportunity. There's no other like fans around or anything like that.

We snuck the fuck in through a like catering entrance. Yeah. So I walk up to Shaq on the court and because I'm so shocked by how big he is. He's very large. He's very big. You think he's not going to be that big? He's huge. Even though you know he's that big.

Yeah. He's very big. Yeah. So I'm walking up, walking up to him. And because I'm so blown away by like, oh my God, it's Shaquille O'Neal. He was like, when I was 10, he was on the magic and that way he was super cool. Then yeah, now he's on this late, like cool Lakers team. Yeah.

Um, and so I don't see out of the side of my eye that he has a fucking bouncer. Uh, he has a bouncer to guard while he does free throws. That sounds right. Even though there's nobody out there for him to be bouncing. Sounds right. So I, uh, I approach and the bouncer is like, no, no, no, don't interrupt him. And I get it. It's fine.

But Jack looks, he turns around and looks at me and he's like, man, just shrugs at me. Now that's a benevolent minor celebrity running right there. That is benevolent. No, that's malevolent. That's mean Joe Green levels of it. He didn't throw you his jersey. He gave you the shrug. The shrug, the shrug is a gift from Shaquille O'Neal shrug.

The gift from Shazam himself. Uh, that was Kazam. The, the, the shrug screams. Apologies. What can I do? And I'll tell you what you can do. That guy works for you. Even as a like young teen, I got the like, you could just fucking sign this.

It's not going to cause a like barrage of people bum rushing the court or something like that. It was bullshit. I think what that was treating people fairly. Shaxon asshole. Look, if he lets, if he lets you close, he has to let every kid close. You can't do it. Shaxon asshole.

It's fairness. I stand by it. It's communism. And that's the real issue with Shaq. Anyway, where were we? Oh, yes. Oh yeah. We were redoing an episode for everybody who is not really redoing to

everybody who listened to the Twitch episode. You didn't get this. No, already. Miner celebrity run-ins. Benevolent. Miner celebrity run-ins. Again, still not okay with that. It's going to be a segment.

Oh, can't tell. Can't wait to tell you guys next week about how I met Don Cheadle. That, you know what? That actually might propel us into start up. You and your minors deliver. Don Cheadle is not minor. Don Cheadle is an international superstar, my friend. Yeah, but he acted like a minor celebrity.

I mean, he was humble. Anyway, I'll talk about it next time on the show. Let's not give away the farm. I'm sure he loves the Kendrick Lamar song. Humble. Stay humble. So Alex Jones did a 36 hour marathon and it was clear that it was just to make money and a desperate cash grab.

Of course. So then Vice did this article and I've discussed it briefly in the past. It's a very toothless article is the way I describe it. Naturally. The guy writing it does understand that Alex's performance model is to just scare people and then sell them shit. Yeah. And he gets that and I appreciate him nailing this, but he doesn't, he doesn't

deal with like the fact that Dr. Group is on and he's not a doctor. Right. He just makes fun of his appearance. Right. He doesn't get any of the subtext to the things Alex is saying. Right. There's no discussion of any of the actual narratives other than there to scare you right when I mean that's fine, but you're just getting the surface like

Bethay and that fucking New Yorker article. I'm still very, very angry about sure. Sure. That or the New York Times article about the New York Times article. Yeah. Over the weekend. Yeah. Or any number of things.

They who gives a fuck. Anyways, continue. So Alex pretends to be outraged or I guess he's this special report is in response to vice doing that article. Yeah, of course. And we'll get into it. But first here is an out of context, which was a godsend for Alex because then he can wipe away the 36 hours thing and go right into attack mode and the media

is going after him. And he does it very interestingly, but first let's have an out of context drop from this episode to give you a little bit of flavor about where we're going to be going. Okay. That right there. I need to get that was him popping open a beer can wasn't it? No.

Oh, a switchblade. The what? Yeah. All right. Yeah, just just I want to be with you. Liberal liberal. Oh, come on. Yeah, liberal.

Yeah, liberal. So that should give you a sense of the Alex Jones. We're dealing with here today. Okay, he pulls out a switchblade flips it and starts stabbing towards the camera. All right. That is way better than a golem. I'll tell you that right now. If if look instead of precious, he said liberal.

Oh, yeah. No, redo all of Lord of the Rings. That's all I'm going to do. Listen, redo all of Lord of the Rings. Sure. Just CGI Alex Jones into the golem part. Mm hmm. Perfect movie.

Who you had to recast the rest of the roles with info wars personalities. Okay. All right. How did you do it? Well, I would say that Dr. Group is going to be our Boromir because clearly he's the one who's going to take the whole operation down with his lies. Okay. Or with his fake products there.

That's possible. Now, of course, go fuck yourself. John Rappaport. He's our Gandalf. No way. The gray. He's yeah. There's no way we can not make him.

Rappaport the gray. Yep. Uh, we got John, uh, Rob do Rob do is our Samwise Gamgee. I feel like Samwise is too effective. Uh, no, I think it's I think it's because Rob do is a fumbling, bumbling moron. Uh, now I could have said Eddie Bravo, but we can't do that. Eddie Bravo's heart is too good to be. He's, uh, he's Tom Bombadil.

Yes. Eddie Bravo is the Tom Bombadil. Hey, hey, Derrydoll ding dong a dillo. Uh, oh, that's right. Did you think I didn't know Lord of the Rings? No, I don't. Excuse me. Um, you're still salty about the other night.

I'm still salty about the other night. The other night me and Jordan's girlfriend may have made fun of him, but not knowing Lord of the Rings. We did not think you didn't know that. I that's not important. Fair enough. Anyway, let's get on with it. Uh, to quote Barry Manilow.

Let's, uh, let's get into this episode. Uh, here is where we start. Like I said, he did a marathon. Yes. Vice wrote an article about trying to watch the entire marathon. Then Alex does this, but I got to tell you, I recognize good humor when I see it because vice is a popular outfit and worse with HBO and has been lately obsessed with us on a daily basis because they've been worshiping

the toad in my double chin and begging for another 34 hour broadcast. I've decided to go live from here on out 34 hours for ever. Now the media will spend that. The young Turks will say that I literally think there's 34 hours in the day, but, uh, seriously, I'm thinking about doing another 34 hour broadcast. In fact, I've decided to do it. What day is we decided, Rob? 27.

Cyber. Cyber Monday, 27th will kick off at eight AM. The same bar and stormer. They fear so much. David Knight riveting transmission. Eight AM. That's sarcastic. He knows he's being sarcastic there.

He absolutely knows he's being sarcastic. He has a shit eating grin on his face. Of course, because half of the vice article was about David Knight being boring as shit. He's the most boring. And Alex has a look on his face as if to say like, I know he's bored. Yeah. The barn.

Yeah. Come on. Come on. Come on, Alex. You, you can't even pull that off. So as this episode comes out, it will be Monday. No one is that delusional. So today, as this episode comes out, Alex will be in his marathon.

Uh, and again, like you can tell the artifice, uh, immediately from Rob do being like, we're doing it cyber Monday. Yeah. Like, okay, that's the day everyone buys stuff online. Yep. You're just doing this because you need money. I bet they might have even better sales on cyber Monday. My friend, possibly if they didn't exhaust, uh, their, you know,

the half of their audience that's people 50% off. No, uh, free shipping 65% off. Oh, shit. 75. If you get auto refills, well, it's 10% off. If you get auto auto ship, but then I mean, you know, it's just like those CD clubs. I've gone through and looked at reviews of his stuff and like, there's

a number of people who complain about like automatically getting set up for auto ship and not realizing it and then making it like a huge hassle to try and get off of it. That I believe if you sign up for auto ship though, that's cause you're dumb. The internet is not that hard. It's true. Click, click, but not on auto ship. But if you get auto ship, then you get all the stuff guaranteed.

Even if he sells out, you still get it. All right. Holds back for the auto ship. That is not real and does not make sense. No, it doesn't. That is not a real thing that you can do. Yeah. So the lay of the land again to reset.

He did a marathon. Vice wrote a toothless article about it. Now he's pretending that in order to piss off vice or something like that, he's doing another marathon when in the reality, you can see through it immediately. Yeah. He didn't get enough money from that last one. He needs to do another one.

Cyber Monday, when everyone buys stuff online, perfect timing for it. Right. Ba-da-bing, ba-da-boom. Right. It adds up perfectly. Oh, it makes sense. But he's going to complain a little bit more about vice. Sounds good.

Places like vice, huge lengthy articles, trying to demoralize us, telling us how much we suck and how we're super unpopular and how we're absolutely pathetic. Of course, you're reporting on us constantly and you know, we only got a couple extra million viewers and now we're big jokes. That makes me realize I've got to accelerate my program to start going 24 hours a day live with other hosts very, very soon in clips because if it's pissing you off on our own platforms, we're reaching millions

of new people every week. We better intensify that. That said, though, it's things about a little more serious. I think that's a rocket. Soros, funding lawsuits, the threats and all of it. It's all frivolous and bounces away, but the average person would be panicked by this. Me, I take it like a heat-sinking missile going in towards the engine

ports on my target. You're the death star in that analogy. I'm like, I fly right into the heat exchange. I don't detonate till I'm up the ass of the engine. I'm already a couple feet in there before it's like, boom. And like, wow, you know, so, or if it was radar guided, they got radar out trying to catch me and I'm like, ride into the radar, you know, installation.

So this is what I came for. But that said, it hurts my humanity to realize they've recruited this many people. You just described yourself as a missile. Well, but also a death star. He also may be a laser. He miss. He mixed the metaphor because at the beginning he was talking about other

people attacking him and then he became the missile. Yeah, I don't, I don't get it. But be it as it may, the way that rambling like metaphor goes like that. I mean, that's drunk tracking. That's, that's not, that's not clear cognition. No, absolutely. But at the end, I think his main issue with vice is the first adjective he used to describe them, which was lengthy.

They write lengthy articles. He could have just stopped. He could have just stopped at lengthy and we all would have been like, oh, yeah, no, we know, you can't read. We know why. Well, but if he had read it, he would have read them talking about how he's great. Yeah, like he's an amazing showman.

And even though the content was terrible, the, the reviewer was talking about how he couldn't wait for Alex to get back on, of course, because if you watch these other ding dongs, it's just like, that's why we don't do an info war show. We do an Alex Jones show. Yeah. Cause he has a brilliance about him within his insanity and, and, and. Yes.

Yeah. We've, no one, no one knows better than us, I would say. So vice dude, if you're writing another 34 hour article, here's my piece of advice. Don't watch it called Dan. Sure. Yeah. Dan will do it. I can help you out.

Yeah. I'll do a, I'll do a much more scathing job. Oh man. You know what? I'll do that. Oh, that's a bad idea. That is a bad idea. I shouldn't have said that.

No, I don't think I'll do it. Okay. I don't think anybody expects you to do it. I mean, I could not watch it and do a more thorough recap than most people. But, of course, but be that as it may, I'll watch some of it. I mean, the vice guy got paid. I'm sure over time, although he's probably salary. So now, but anyways, I got paid to watch it and you will not be if, if some

publication, although this is coming out when it's too late for anyone to pay me to do it. That is an issue. Next time. Inevitably, we're so good at giving info wars advice and so bad at giving ourselves advice. We're shitty. We're bad at this.

So, but he's, I think the other thing that he's mad at about vice goes into what he says there at the end. And he's like, it hurts my humanity that there's so many people who are getting paid to do these hatchet jobs or they to turn on me. Right. I think that he associates vice with Gavin McGinnis. Okay. And that's an interesting proposition.

Well, because Gavin McGinnis was one of the founders of vice. Yeah. But he was out real early. Yeah. But I think Alex still thinks that he's super involved with it. And there's some like this publication should be on my side. Me and Gavin are cool. I think there's something like that in his head.

Hmm. I don't know if I hear that in his voice though. Uh, wait. All right. Well, you have, you have advanced knowledge and information. So I apologize. Check out this next currently. I do not agree with you.

Let's see if you change your mind. I've been contacted this week by three prominent libertarian patriot people that are online and they said, my gosh, we've been contacted by George Soros groups or by other media groups he controls offering us money to make up stuff about you. And obviously we're not going to do it, but man, are you okay? And then sure enough though, you finally then see somebody that does take the bait of like, they'll be a real boy or real girl soon as long as they,

you know, sit on George Soros' lap like he's magic Santa Claus. I prefer a valveteen rabbit. Interestingly, uh, there'll be a real boy. Yeah. Uh, Pinocchio is about lying. Don't understand. Interesting that that came up in his mind. Don't understand.

Huh? Anyway, what? Huh? And it doesn't hurt you that people are getting ready to make up horrible eyes about you because you know, that'll just make you bigger in the community because folks are already ready for it. It hurts you to see somebody become a Judas Iscariot or see somebody become a Benedict Arnold.

You've got a better. And that's what freaks me out that they have got a big paycheck out there and you're just like, damn. So. All right. Fine. You're right. I'm not certain if my, my right.

I'm not certain if my theory is correct, but clearly it is. I think that he's presenting this like, uh, uh, Mike Sornovich and Jack Pasobius told me that George Soros groups tried to get him to flip. And now this article comes out in vice. He can't possibly be talking about the actual guy who wrote the article. Oh, of course not. Because Alex has no idea who that guy is. I don't really have any idea who that guy is.

I looked at his past. I saw that he had a bunch of articles that he's written that were critical of the alt right. So it doesn't seem like Alex should have any reason to think that the two of them are allies. Okay. But Gavin McGinnis vice conspiracy theory. I'm listening.

It's Alex Jones. His son Rex. Yeah. Dun dun. Yeah. That's why it's a huge betrayal. That's why it's a Judas Iscariot, his son whom and he can't out him because he is still a son.

He loves his son. It's true. Can't say that all of that is fabricated. And the backstory is actually something that Alex himself helped cook up in order for Rex to disseminate pro Alex Jones material. Invite by the way of pretending to be anti Alex Jones. However, he went native. So now Rex.

Okay. At Thanksgiving dinner reveals all of this to Alex Jones. This is pre Thanksgiving though. That's another point. Okay. They have Thanksgiving early. God damn it. They have Thanksgiving every night.

He was working on Thanksgiving. He loves Americana. Thanksgiving is Americana. All right. Every night is Thanksgiving. You really ruined my momentum there. I was fucking flying through that. Oh, you're cooking.

I was going for it. You were cooking. And you were like, oh, I have to bring facts into this. All I could think about while you were saying that is like someone directed me to a picture of Alex Jones's Thanksgiving. Yeah. And it's all like him and his wife doing the okay symbol, which of course just trying to troll people with white nationalist.

Yeah. Ironic symbology right and then Rex sitting on the couch looking fucking uncomfortable and it made me really sad. All of it made me really sad. All right. Vice every life. The ball is in your court. Every level of it made me so sad.

First of all, Rex, it might have been a poorly timed picture, but he looked bummed out and then Alex and his wife. Let's just say Alex taking a family picture to try and antagonize liberals. Nothing. Nothing says family and Thanksgiving more than go fuck yourselves. People I disagree with. I don't understand it. Like it just like I have very little family values.

Like I don't really I'm a big, uh, I'm a big, very low on that number. But still that seems like crass to me. Yeah. That's still using your family. There's nothing more Americana than that though. Yeah. Crass co-opting what is ostensibly a family bringing together holiday for crass commercial purposes.

Yeah, I guess so. I mean, that sounds like Americana to me, my friend. Yeah, you have a point. You have a point. So, um, back into it. Yeah. Into the into the real job. This next clip Alex rambles a bit about some cultural trends he's not thrilled with.

That's all I'm saying is this is an entire Christian crap. Christian daughter daughters date till they run away at 18. I should say he's talking about Roy Moore. He doesn't really come out and explain a lot of the things he's talking about, but he gets into like side thoughts and then they develop and this one is Alex's narrative about Roy Moore is not that he's sexually assaulted a bunch of people. Some of the minors and trolled, uh, malls and various like sporting events looking for kids.

Right. Uh, and shit like that. No, like a future Senate Republican. Yeah. The, what Alex believes to be the case is that Roy Moore, uh, like a Southern gentleman, uh, might do back in the day. Uh, he has asked parents if he can date their teenage daughters, uh, back when he was like 30 and Alex thinks it's creepy, but he's not ready to say it's bad.

Like you're creating a fake version of what happened and then you're still not denouncing it or you're still ambivalent about it. It's very weird. So anyway, that was the setup for what he's talking about there. Okay. Let's get to it. So if I understand correctly, he is saying it is not okay if a grown man of let's say mid thirties goes to the parents of a 14 year old girl and says now or,

or perhaps he says now my dearest parents. Put on your fog born, let's go for it. Just pull the trigger. Now I say, I'll say, not daddy, not daddy. I do. Let me, let me tell you something about that beautiful daughter of yours. Now you done a great, great job. So you've done a great, great job.

You gotta throw more in. I say, look, this isn't meant to be insulting. Okay. This is a purely accurate Southern accent. And if he asks then and receives her father's blessing, the ownership of blessing, yes, I guess. Yeah. Then it is not okay, but listen, I'm not going to judge.

It's creepy. That's his point right there. He goes as far as creepy, but not much further. And, and as you said, he is lying about the circumstances to make Roy more look better and no matter how hard he lies, he still gets to creepy. Yeah. Like he goes from how low the bar is, is that if you look, hey, pedophiles too bad, attempted pedophile, it's very complicated.

Yeah. Exactly. So here we go. Let's start this clip over. So now that you know what he's talking about. Yeah. All I'm saying is this is anti-Christian crap. Christian daughter daughters date till they run away at 18.

Now it's like the Christians are giving their daughters the old man and devil worship and meanwhile you've got Austin this weekend, three year old walking over to men shaking their butts in their faces, giving them $10 on video at info wars.com right now. But no, this guy, wait, if I saw Roy Moore doing that, I'd say God Almighty arrest this guy as long as it's liberal. It's okay. I'm 16 year old girls.

Keep your damn hands on them. They're three years old. Well, it's liberal. I love the. Rob do you nailed it. I don't know though. He wrote. Oh, how are you?

You missed the punchline here. What did he say? Yeah, I'll just play it for you. Long. I don't know though. People in politics are weird. Great. Yeah.

All right. So I think I got that one. What he's talking about there at the end is that Austin recently had a National Drag Queen convention. And of course, Alex Jones sent out a crew to try and get some damning video. Oh, I'm sure he got them selling baby parts. It's totally yeah. Project Veritas would have done a better job.

I'll say that I went and watched the video that Alex is talking about and there are kids and adults that are holding up bills while a drag performer is doing a routine and it doesn't even seem clear that the kids know what's going on. They're kind of just like props and yeah, they have no idea. It's not sexualizing them. It's not at all any anything crazy. And then even beyond that, one of the things that is great is that you see a bunch of there in the videos that they have that they think are so damning.

There are kids who are ostensibly cross-dressers who are doing routines with people who are maybe on drag race or are like their idols or are benevolent minor celebrity interactions for them. God damn you. But you know, so they have they they're getting to have a really great experience that they wouldn't be able to have under other circumstances. Which is why Alex hates it. And he would prefer if they were sexually assaulted by Roy Moore.

Gotcha. But at the same time, he all he has to go back on is like three year olds giving men shaking their butts dollars. And furthermore, that is not a rebuttal. No, it's not. That is not like a, hey, what he did was wrong. And I think that liberals know it's just like, yeah, yeah. No, he's evil, but also you're evil too.

So that means it's fine if he's a senator, but it's not evil. No, it's not. It's not. But that's his argument. Yeah. His argument is like, I'm not going to jump on Roy Moore and say it's fine. Although he has a weird, it's anti-Christian. And the proof is that Christians won't let their daughters date until

they run away at 18, which seems like it's bad already. Is he defending that? That's not a great like life pattern. Yeah. Is he saying that that's okay? And yet some kids should run away. Yeah, wait. I'm good.

So it, so he's saying it's bad to be anti-Christian even though Christians they breed run away their daughters in a cage until they're 18. Yeah. They make them coiled springs and then they once they're legally allowed to they run away and do heroin in the streets and of course. So of course it's fine because anti-Christians hate when women are subjugated and sometimes they give dollar bills to drag queens. Yeah.

And also Alex is going to mix this up and it's just worthwhile to, you know, make a point. He's going to scream a lot about trans people and drag queens and trans people are not the same community necessarily. So be that as it may, just to point that out ahead of time because it's going to get murky. It's already murky. I'm not sure what it is.

He's trying to attack or defend at this point. I don't either. Yeah. I watch this entire, let me tell you this. I don't know whose site he's on anymore. The reposting of this. I was scrolling through the special reports trying to find something that was interesting to cover.

Yeah. And I was like, this video is 11 hours long. That's too long. And so I clicked on it and I scrolled to like an hour five or something like that and Alex, first of all, he has a goblet of booze. All right. He's clearly drunk and he's talking about some just rambling nonsense and I'm like 11 hours of Alex sitting there drunk.

This is going to be amazing. And then it cut to just the repeating video of bacon pancakes mixed with New York by Alicia Keys. No, it was just a upload glitch. It's only like an hour and 10 minutes, but be that as it may. I got so excited. It was like 11 hours. He's going to be in cakes making me.

He's going to be so fucked up in our seven. Yeah, but it was not to be. Oh, I'm sorry. I watched this entire thing and like, I don't really know exactly what his point is except Roy Moore is creepy, but fine. And vice is bad. Vice is abandoned him. Gavin, where you at, bro?

Uh, I don't know. So anyway, he gets back to Roy Moore in this next clip. Cool. But the fact that he was like reportedly courting a bunch of these women, if it's true, I just don't think it's a good thing. But where's the proof, Rob? Well, and how old is his wife compared to his age? Did we look at that?

She was 25 when he was 35. So it's a 10 year difference with 25 and 35. Not that big a difference. No, that's not that's totally. Yeah, but if she's 13 it is. Are you missing the goddamn point? Yeah, he is, but they are also missing some facts. They're 14 years apart, uh, not 10, which, you know, at different

points in life is, is totally fine. No big deal. Um, but there are some indications that he may have met her when she was 15 and he was 29. So if that's the case, then that age difference is very relevant. So I think that's a Yahtzee. Did we just get a Yahtzee? I think we did.

But like Alex is being like 25 and 35. He doesn't have any facts in front of him. He doesn't have any knowledge of the, the, the actual situation. He doesn't know. Yeah, but he's got a Samwise game G right over there to help him out to sign off on his non, non true stats. Right. And that's why when he's like, where's the proof, they can pretend

that there isn't any. Yeah. They can pretend there isn't any because they don't even know the rudimentary facts. It's fucking insane. It's nuts. All right. That is gross.

Roy Moore is gross. And if you write anything nice about Roy Moore, you're gross. If you say anything nice about Roy Moore, you're gross. And that doesn't even include the pedophile shit. Yeah. You are already gross. It's very frustrating to me that this is not, it's still not enough. He's going to win.

Probably. He's going to win. Well, that's all he's going to be a senator. That's what I've been thinking about. At least we got Dennis Hastert out 40 years too late. Right. And Alex harps on that a whole great course. That's something that I've been sort of wrestling with and that this

is going to be a downer. I think the battle is lost. I think that at this point, all we can do in some respects is prepare for disaster like as I don't do the way that I see the people who could help not helping. Yeah. And I don't mean just Alex Jones. I mean, big picture.

A lot of this stuff. I don't, I do not see necessarily activism and and I hope I hope a lot of that stuff can help, but like I don't necessarily see a way that net neutrality isn't going to be the end. Yeah. And I don't see how that's not going to happen. The stripping of the net neutrality rules. And then when you have that, you just, I mean,

the internet is destroyed. Here's what, here's what I was thinking along the way over healthcare is going to be rolled back by all of the tax cuts were fucked. Yeah. And I, and that probably, I think, I think there's a good chance that they're going to get that done. They're going to. Yeah.

And at that point, when you add in, here's the, here's the piece of it that I should have realized sooner. Um, you add all that together with why the fuck did Donald Trump immediately restart his 2020 election campaign? Why did it was one of the first things he did was install someone to oversee elections. It's because they're not planning on running a fair game ever again. No, of course not.

They're not planning on any of that. And when you take away the net neutrality, you end up with a situation where all information that's disseminated, that is. Yeah. Exactly. Yep. And then you have the, the tax cuts that are going to destroy healthcare. You have people who are going to be scrambling to live, not to as if we

aren't now, right? Not to fix society, not to make active change in communities, not to help the disenfranchised because they're disenfranchised themselves. Right. You're going to have a situation where I mean, I don't, I don't want to be alarmist about stuff, but like modern day feudalism could be three years away, something like two years away. It, it's, it's absurd to me how close we are right now.

And when you have a president like Donald Trump. You got not, I mean, you got nothing. You know what I've decided? You've got nothing. You know what, genuinely, genuinely along the way over here, I was thinking about how it is that we could actually get something done in the Democratic Party and the situation that they cannot and will not understand is how angry everyone under the age of 35 is.

Yeah. How angry we all truly are. They don't have any concept of that. And we're, and we're a giant majority. Yeah. And they can't ride along that wave. So what we need is somebody to run for a minor office like the house, somebody to run for the house and actually channel that rage into a

national campaign. Every race now is no longer a local race. It is completely national because we all know at this point that it is national. We can't do anything in local politics because national politics has completely taken over. And even if you are in a state Senate house or something along those lines, the Republicans control those legislatures.

Even then, the people in Congress are trying to defund those things with this very tax bill. They are taking over every local race and turning it into a national one. So we need somebody who is capable of channeling that rage of young people and actually turning it into an election win because as much as they can screw things over, young people are still a huge majority. If somebody can do that. I've told you my idea.

And so I've decided to run. Okay. I'm not joking. I genuinely think it might be. You can't help in Chicago. I might be the person who can channel that rage. All right. Because I am essentially that rage personified.

I will be your campaign manager. I think it's a good idea. We are starting a new party. It's the fuck that shit party. We need to primary Democrats. That's what we have to start doing because the ones that we have now even if they have great voting records are not capable of doing what needs to happen, which is to develop a national movement.

Well, I think I think that if a lot of Democrats stepped down or a lot of they've just cleaned house, I think that that would maybe have some positive benefit for the younger folk. Like in terms of getting them on board, we legit need to get rid of people who are 50 and older in government term that can't happen. That can't happen anymore. Term of limit. They are killing all of us because they are dying.

All right. We have some gloomy ideas about where everything's going. So if anybody would like to help with my campaign, great, let's do it. We're going to get a... I'm going to do a... Do you even know when the next race is? I'm going to do a viral video. I can see it now.

These motherfuckers are doing the vote for me in this December. I'm losing it. Sure, sure. You have my support. You have my support. It's legit what needs to happen. I think that's the issue is that that really is the only way. One of the things...

At this point, I disagree. I don't think it's going to help. You don't think so? No. I think it needs to happen. I think collapse is imminent. All right. Well, see, that's where we might actually disagree.

All right. If we can actually turn these protest movements into a real political party, I think that makes a huge difference. Yeah, yeah, because all we're doing with the protest movements is making a big stink and then nothing changes. Whereas if we can turn all of it, if we can turn Black Lives Matter into a political party, we're in a different world. If we can turn the women's march into a party, we're in a different

world, we're just incapable of doing that because young people still feel so helpless due to the position that we've been put into. Maybe. I don't know. Let's get off this because otherwise we're going to be here all night. Which is why I'm going to win this December, three weeks after the votes have been cast. Okay.

So Alex, like I said earlier, he's mostly mad about the Vice article. Yeah. And so one of the things that he doesn't like about anybody who ever reports about him and Donald Trump is that there's... And us if he knew about us. Well, we don't use anonymous sources. And Alex in this next clip is sort of not understanding how that works and really wrestling with the issue.

I mean, could I just be quoted in news articles about some other famous person? Like, I knew Frank Sinatra. I mean, I didn't, but Frank Sinatra came in one time, the movie theater, I was at and he admitted to me that he had hundreds of children buried in his basement and they liked to chop little children's heads off and pull their tongues out of liars. Trouble would be true.

Frank Sinatra, I didn't know Frank Sinatra. He didn't kill children. They weren't, you know, that's what I mean. There's like this, this name with BuzzFeed, their pissgate deal and all the rest were, they know their liars and they know they're lying to you. And then I just go, oh, I just got a phone call. Hello? You're saying BuzzFeed are actually 14 foot reptiles with big green

tongue. So I just got a source that BuzzFeed's 14 foot aliens. You just switched the knife again. And I know we know they're fake news. So then we ask, what is the point? And I think the point is they just want to disrupt and get us talking about. So that was probably the most self-reflective he's ever been, but while talking about other people.

Yeah. Yeah. He nailed himself. Yeah. Just want to disrupt and get attention and get people talking about them is exactly his business model. But then even, I think that's what he says.

Like on his mirror, he's got all of that written and then on top of that, a to-do list. And then he's like, he pulls out his phone and he's like, oh, what's that? BuzzFeed or reptoids? It's like, dude, it'd be funnier if he used the switchblade as a phone. If he's doing some physical comedy, it would have been great.

That'd have been great. I'd be in on that. The thing is Alex doesn't do that. But what he does do is pretend that he pretends that his callers are high-level sources and shit like that. Yeah. So he had three high-level libertarian online people give him a call and say, are you okay?

Soros groups are coming after you. Yeah. What are Soros groups? Soros groups. What are they? What's a Soros group? They're Soros groups. Okay.

Great. They're roving bands of Soros's. Great. And also they are enemies of the reptoids, the Soros's and the reptoids. They're, he's a raptor. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So Soros is a raptor.

We've got that clear. But that means that Soros is a bad guy. They're a patosaurus's. Soros is a bad guy then because he's aligned with Mark Richards. Ooh, now we're in trouble. So now it's all falling apart. Oh, shit. Did we just write ourselves into Alex Jones' team?

No, because the reptoids are the good ones. And they're on BuzzFeed's staff, according to Alex's fake source there. And the reptoids are fighting the raptors. So in that case, George Soros has to be a reptoid. Okay. So he's good. I don't care anymore. I don't care anymore.

This, this is getting too, uh, too interesting for me. Right. So, I mean, he's, he's talking about himself. He's projecting a ton. Uh, and then he gets into this about talking to people under globalist mind control. And I believe it is more projection. And that's it. And like you try to talk to people that are under this and they're just worldly and think

they're angling and think like you're a sociopath like them. You're like, Hey, I'm not being a sociopath. I really want to build something and I think you have value and I really think you're being manipulated. No, no, you're going to get it. You're trying to control me. And you're just like, No, I'm not. Let me give you an example.

If I was, if I was being Machiavelli, what I could do. Oh my God, you're threatening me. You're like, No, I was set. I'm giving you an example. I mean, it's, it's delusion. It's people that can't track history and current time space and past and future like a mapping system. They can't track it.

They just think if it's emotion and it's what I'm feeling, it must be real. Hmm. Interesting. Jordan, you're having a real intense respite. I don't think in the year we've been doing as you ever hit yourself in the head with the mic. This one. This one was bananas.

Well, he's even, even when he was like, here's how Machiavellian I can be. I'll just do what I do. You're right. That's literally what he does word for word. That is a perfect. I could not have described his job better than what he just did right there. Look at what I can do. I can say, Oh, you're attacking me.

And then you're like, No, I was just giving you an example of what you said. And he's like, Oh, it's terrible. He's he just described what he does basically. Yeah. And his sort of self perception of how he interacts with people is fascinating. Like his idea that he goes up to people is like, look, I just want to build something great. No, you don't.

You scream at people all the time. We have video of you on the streets yelling drunkenly at a lady calling her cupcake over and over again. Yeah, countless, countless instances of him just being abusive to people on the street. It's not about your words, Dan. It's what's in your heart. You just want to build cupcake when he said cupcake.

What he meant was let's go baking together. Okay. Let's take a lovely cooking class. I think we all should take a knife skills class and watch a lot of cooking shows. People get cut all the time. It's true. It's very important.

Especially when you're using a switchblade. Cupcake switchblade. I'm the I'm the I'm the switchblade chef. Ridiculous. I that's that like when you're a bang in your head about like him just projecting like crazy. I'm I would be more prone to bang my head about that like idea that he's polite to people.

I think that really bothers me. I think it's just that he was too accurate for me. Mm hmm. It's because he's got the booze. He's so accurate about what it is he's doing. I just can't deal with that level of projection. I'm fine if he's projecting more vaguely and you're like, well, a lot of people who are filled with rage and stupid or do that, but in this particular

instance, that's his game plan. At what point did you think that he doesn't know what he's doing? I know. It's just too it's too blatant for me. I like it at least drunk. At least hide it a little bit. He's drunk. You're not even trying anymore.

That's what I'm disappointed in Alex. That's what is that's what I'm feeling right now. Yeah. Alex, you're better than this. Mm hmm. Anyway, so they're doing a marathon on Monday, Cyber Monday, but they don't have a name for it yet. Cyber marathon in this next clip.

Uh, they don't come to that conclusion, but Alex and Rob do a war or thought that's not bad either. They don't they don't land on that. Okay. Uh, they try and workshop in name here. So we're going to launch. Why haven't they hired us yet? The special.

We love vice. This was going to be called something like that. We love vice. We love we love MSM attacks. We love vice. We love MSM. We love Todd Bellies. We love double chance to recall the double chin.

Rob. Yes. So at this point, Rob, better than we love vice. We love MSM attacks. Yeah. Rob do has zoomed in the camera on the mind as well. Chosen we love Mars attacks, which is a good, good felt. It's fine.

Uh, he's, he's zoomed in the camera on the picture that they used in the vice article and Alex has a double chin. Yeah. But like I said, is it ever mentioned that he has a double chin? No. And so he's just seeing a picture of himself and was like, I have a double chin. I looked at that.

I mean, when I read the article, that didn't even, that didn't even dawn on me. I looked at a picture of him and like, oh, there's Alex Jones. Yeah, exactly. Like he's very, it's like, it's very petty. Right. He's a very vain man. He's obsessed with it.

Uh, and you talk, I mean, this clip goes on and it comes up more. The double chin vice broadcast. Pretty juicy. Oh, shit. There's females out there. Yeah. There's females out there. There's females out there.

Yeah. They're right. I mean, man, you want the secret. I mean, there it is right there. I mean, look at that. Fake gross laugh. I think it's real. Oh my gosh.

So, so it's all coming down ladies and gentlemen. It's going to be called the gravy gullet vice first annual Alex Jones worship fest. And it's not that I'm worshiping myself. Better than we love MSM attacks. Worship. They know how to get the views. They know how to get the traffic.

They know you must misrepresent told. So we're going. Oh boy. So what do you got there? Did he just? Okay. That is a that's what is that? God damn it.

That's, um, that's the title of what's her name's album. Uh, you have to misrepresent toad. Yeah. Yeah. It's a Fiona Apple. I think she did an album named that. I don't think that's. I don't think the diving bell in the idler wheel.

I think is also the other title. Yeah. Exactly. The foreign title. Yeah. I mean, that's even more sort of, uh, I think that's a projection, but it's an accurate projection. The idea that like, if you want to get traffic, all you have to do is

shit on me because I am the greatest life only. If that was the case, we would be the biggest podcast in the world. We'd be massive. But, um, I, I, I wrestle with this. It's possible that the reason that we're not is, and he, what he's saying there could be correct. We're not misrepresenting him. Maybe we should be misrepresenting him and then people would flock.

Yeah. That actually sounds right. That's why we're bad at this. We should do one episode where we just lie about the special knowledge fight episode where we lie the entire time. The info war is inspired. You know how like some, uh, like Buffy did a musical episode. Everybody sang everything.

Oh, that's, so that's what we'll do then. We do a special episode where we do like it's like actual info wars. No, this is the trick. Okay. We got to be drunk. This is how we actually do an episode where we pitch places. You know how at the dollop, occasionally they'll have an episode where Gareth reads to Dave.

That's the way that we can do it. That way I still don't have to know anything about Alex Jones because I can just make Alex Jones shit up. I'm, I'm, I'm interested in giving that a try. I'll, I'll record fake Alex Jones clips in my voice. I'll play them for you and explain what's going on. I like the sound of it. This is not a terrible idea coming up.

But before we do that, uh, Alex has got to talk a little bit more about Roy Moore vice gave us a bad review. Oh, but when they give all their fake comedians bad reviews on Netflix, they problem up him five stars. Now they're real comedians. So what he's talking about there is all the like brigading that they do with, uh, like giving bad reviews to Amy Schumer, uh, stuff because they don't like her and, uh, like, were they part of that?

Yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, damn it. And all the, uh, alt-right communities online, uh, that's what they do. They just bombard people with bad reviews to make it look like nobody likes something. Right. Uh, and then Alex is like, Oh, but vice will prop them up.

Like, maybe they're taking the craft into consideration in the actual product as opposed to you guys trying to make it look like ghost busters with women is the worst thing ever. Yeah. Yeah. That movie was good. Yeah. I agree.

Yeah. It was good. Yeah. I could do with a little less mugging to the camera, but a little more Zach Woods, little more Zach Woods, not bad. Always say that a little more Zach Woods. There is no, there is no large enough amount of Zach Woods. Love Zach Woods.

His, his Silicon Valley character and his evolving backstory. Perfect. He's the best. Delightful. Oh my gosh. We got a bad review. We're just gonna have to shut down. I mean,

Alex Jones and guest if in Roy Moore against child sex charges. Pivoted on a dime there. What he's now talking about is a another article online because he's sitting at his desk scrolling through stuff. Right. He's drunk and he's just looking at the internet. Right. And so there's a riveting television.

There's something about, well, he actually searches Alex Jones at one point. I'm like, please have knowledge, right? It doesn't, but of course not. He's we're bad at SEO as well as well as everything else. Turns out. So he, there's an article that's talking about how him and Shepard Ambulus did defend Roy Moore intensely on the show. And so he's getting defensive about that.

I call him shambles. Sure. He's a nice type of wine. He's a shambler. No, he didn't. The early charges where he told girls that we're pretty. Nope. We say he'll have his politicians and pedophiles.

It's true. Throw him out of office. I'll break his job. It's true. Right. I said, but none of that's in there. Like just, they just put this up. Oh, really?

We're the ones for defending the child sex. I thought it didn't exist. You guys are defending child sex at this point. That's literally what you're doing right now. Um, uh, yeah. And his, his image or what he's trying to present as the reality that the early charges were that he just told someone they were pretty is not, that is not at all, even from day one, that was not the case.

Um, and that's what that's the world you get to live in when you're Alex and you read headlines and generally only look at media that is full of shit. Yeah. You can make stuff up. Exactly. And, uh, it's a bummer. What is it? It's a bummer.

All right. Cause at this point, like that stuff, that's okay. Here's my quick, quick interruption and I am sorry about the interruption. I didn't have anywhere great to go. So go ahead. Okay. All right. Do you think he thinks he's in a bad spot with this one?

Yes. Okay. Yes. So you genuinely think that right now he's like, he's kind of scrambling to figure out how he's going to, we like worm his way through these, all these landmines going around and he's not sure if he can pull it off. So he got drunk. No, I don't think that's why and tried to try to pull it off drunk.

And that way, which is not a terrible idea, Rob do. We had a tough job ahead of us, but we drank a bunch of wine and we got it done. Yeah. I mean, it's not a terrible idea. It's like, it's like, uh, it's like not going to an audition because if you don't try, you can't fail. You know, right? Like if you're drunk trying to do that, you can just be like, that's drunk.

Alex. What are you going to do with that guy now? And I'm sober. The Roy Moore stuff in this episode, who among us hasn't said the n-word while drunk. Wait, what? Huh? The Roy Moore stuff in this episode is accidental.

I think because this is just about trying to announce the marathon that they need to make a lot of money on Cyber Monday. This stuff is not stuff he means to talk about. There's nothing I love more than when you sum up the goal and it's so far removed from anything that they do. Well, what? Let me give you the reality. Let me give you the reality.

Him and Rob do are drinking. Yeah. This do is drunk too. Yeah. The two of them are having some drinks and you're like, Oh, we got to promote this marathon that we're going to do. Do get the camera. Right.

And that's what happened. And then all of the content is drunk guys talking shit. And it's rough shot. It's like, it's whatever he's, he's sitting at a computer and just whatever pops up is what they're like. All right. Well, yeah, there's a, I don't have the audio of it because it's awful, but like there's a period of the show where he's just like, Paul Joseph Watson had

a great report today and then he just plays like 20 seconds of it. And they're like, Oh, what a powerful interview with Michael Savage. Jesus Christ. Like, so he's, it's like watching a drunk old man cruise the Alex Jones internet to some extent. It's terrible, but it again, it's just to promote the marathon. Right. But to your question, I do think he thinks he's in a bad place with the Roy

Moore narrative. I think he understands that like I'm over a pickle barrel here in some ways because I have come out very hard against pedophilia and I think I'm alone in that. Yes. Yet at the same time, I am coming out very hard for pedophilia. Uh, yeah. And the only way to really make this argument stick or whatever, the only

way Alex can make this argument is to say that all the women who are making the accusations are liars. Exactly. In the same way that he does with Trump, but the unfortunate thing about that is so you've built a cottage industry out of Bill Clinton is a rapist t-shirts and how like, why won't the media listen to Juanita Broderick and stuff like that. And so you gotta, you, you, I think you can pull it off.

If you're Alex, you can, you can. Well, I think you do. You do a mind trick, right? Jedi mind trick with your audience and you never let them realize that the two things are inherently spiritually contradictory to each other when you're like, no, the women who are attacking Republicans are liars paid by sorrows. The women who are attacking Democrats are pure snow driven women who are

victims, right? And we need to defend them in the same way that like all of the, all of the liberals, they just defend pedophiles across the board. The penestas, right? Comet ping pong pizza. Uh, and then, uh, on the right. No, he's not. It's all lies.

My theory. It's, it's a, it's a, it's a disgraceful web. Genuine theory, especially with guys like, uh, Mitch McConnell even saying like, I believe those people. Yeah. One, I know Roy Moore, he's gross. That's all I needed to know. But I, I think one of the big things that is influencing Alex in this regard

is normally, I think he would go straight after other lying. It's politically motivated. It's all liberals, but the fact that so many women have been coming out now, not just, uh, at anyone in particular, but across the board because of that, there is an influence that has happened, which is why against their, uh, against their political instincts, like Mitch McConnell, his best move is to say, I don't believe them the same way the Alabama, Alex's best move. Well, his max, his best move, Alex's best move, the Alabama Republicans who

support, who support Roy Moore now realized, Hey, we can't give a step. We got to lock ranks even harder and not allow anybody through this. Or that's how we're going to get through or do that now and then deal with the reality later. If we have to, yeah, exactly. That sort of thing. That's, that's the best move. And I think he's influenced by this outpouring of women and he's, can I be

clearer? I don't think that's the case. Okay. I think that the reality is that there are very few politicians that Alex Jones has done such, uh, such a load of work, uh, in terms of branding as Trump style, Trump revolution politicians. He spent, uh, like a month before the, uh, the, the primary with Roy Moore being like against Luther strange being like this guy, he's a part of the Trump

agenda. He gets it. He, like fucking Roy Moore comes to things with guns out. Yeah. Like literal guns at speeches and like guns out, guns out. All right. And Alex, I think Alex, in order to turn on that would be a really fucking big deal because he doesn't have, there aren't a lot of Trump agenda people

who are actually in office. Then why isn't he saying that they're all liars? He is. Is he most of it? Yeah. But that's the thing. It's not all of it. No, no, no, but the stuff that's not lies is the idea that he went and asked, uh,

parents to date their teenage daughter. He always, he always says like 16, 17, which is legal in Alabama. Those that's still gross, very gross, but it's still technically legal. Yeah. So, but Alex says that all the other stuff, all the assault, all that stuff is lies. The only stuff that's true is it's slightly creepy behavior. I'm not for it.

I don't want my daughter's being engaged in it, but I get where it comes from. It's a Southern tradition, that sort of thing. Yeah, but I don't understand why he would do that. I don't either. Why would you give even an inch? Because he's in a difficult position. Right. Because some of it you can't say is lies.

But the correct move is to say it's lies. Alex is an unconventional man. We all know that that doesn't matter. Alex likes to create an entirely robust fictional universe to live in. That's true. You can't just do the most sensible thing all the time. He's making a classic blunder in believing a woman. If you're on the right wing, do not do that.

You're going to get yourself in trouble. I think Alex is believing a parent of a woman. I think that's more what he's doing. He's believing the dad of it. So it's not believing a woman. That might be even more to the point of what's going on. That's a good point. Because the dad would come out and say Roy Moore asked to date my daughter.

Alex believes that wouldn't believe the daughter. Right. So there might be some of that. But anyway, like I said, this is a marathon commercial through and through. Yeah. And so in this next clip, does he do any ad drops? He doesn't do any ad drops. It's a special report.

Yeah. Which is an ad for of course, himself 34 hour ad. Yeah. That he's going to do. But you got to give the man some hustle credit. There's no doubt. He's he's professional wrestling level of tease to tease to tease. It's just like he lives in this character.

Yeah. But the next clip here, he discusses some ideas that he has for the marathon. We'll go on the name by tomorrow. But what the first annual vice appreciation gala. And we will invite vice to come on and we'll invite will fly in all those trannies, but they'll bring polls. They got a poll against in front of adults though. Sorry, there were no kids will give you cash.

How's that sound? Great. And then we'll have maybe some midgets. Oh, that's looking. Dwarfs will have some little people. You're a great fucking deliver poor bodies. Martini's and like have big sombreros on the nachos. Oh wait, that's sex.

There's probably an article about it. But see Howard Stern can make a joke. He's an anointed one. He's allowed to. So no, he just makes jokes and you do not. His from I don't listen to Stern really ever or at all anymore. Me neither. And from what I can know from people who do listen.

That's not what his shows like anymore. But be that as it may, anybody who has any awareness of Howard Stern knows that his entire career was fighting. Yeah, it was all being censored and him fighting against people censoring him. Yeah. And to a certain extent the the use of little people and stuff like that was an attempt to make a point.

And I don't I don't know if I don't know if I'm going to give him all that credit, but there is a an aspect of it that is rebellion for rebellion's sake in terms of defining the lines of free speech. Right. And Alex, if you wrestled with that a little bit would don't fucking step to Howard Stern when you're trying to make your dumb ass jokes in your ad commercial for a commercial.

Yeah. But I also don't understand how having people in sombreros little people in some brows is sexist. He's just losing the thread. No, he just lost that. Yeah, he has he's just he's just mad living poorly now. He's scatting through like this idea and the the trans stuff is he's just going back to the drag queens.

Yeah, I brought that up earlier. So it didn't come as such a weird aside. Pretty pretty unhappy with that. It's not great. Not a fan. It's not not a fan. Alex, it's not good. So lest you think that the idea of getting little people to

come to the marathon was just a joke. It wasn't. I'm serious. I think we should have the extravaganja. I'll have an extravaganja. You just talked over him saying extravaganja. He's fucking he's drunk. He's like, I wish I had some weed.

Yeah. I think we should have it with little people. Can you get hard little people for the event? Maybe I should try to outdo our term. It'll all be attacked though. It's like, oh my God, he's a patriot. He's pro free market. He's not Howard Stern.

He's not allowed to have medgets pouring cocktails. Should I do it for the first annual vice special Olympics? First of all, oh boy, he saves that or he tries to Wow. He tries to save that here in a minute, but but there's a very large part of me that hopes he wakes up and he's not like super hungover and he's like, that was a good idea. Let's do it. I think he probably I think Rob do or or Buckley who we don't

know for sure is his cousin. Right. Buckley is like, I think it's a great idea, but I don't think we should follow through with it yet. Well, give Trump a few more years when we've subjugated the little people and then we can pull it off all we want. The thing is like the only reason that I have an interest in him actually trying this is like he does not have the grace

of Howard Stern. He doesn't have the skill. So it would just be a complete mess of like trying to use exploitation as a performance piece or whatever it would just exploiting people to demonstrate exploitation, but it wouldn't be that it would. No, it would be exploitation. Yes, to exploit people and it would be probably a grisly

spectacle like it would be it would be a serious misstep. It would be I it would be comical. Yes, yes, which is where we're really turning. I love I'm I'm starting to turn really hard towards this is now hilarious. All of life is hilarious. We have two acting directors of the Consumer Financial Protection Bureau and that is objectively hilarious.

It's awful. It's stupid, but I'll be goddamned if having two popes in 2017 isn't really funny. It's pretty crazy. It's really funny. So the Alex said the special Olympics and that is obviously him. Yeah, that's obviously him giving up the game a little bit,

but he tries to save it here immediately after should we and by that we'll have liberals there special Olympics. Politically, they'll learn about free speech. They'll learn that in America, you're allowed to have your speech. You don't get shut down. You don't get coffee throwing your head. You don't get beat up like the trans woman.

By the way, media matters. What was big article about? Let me show you this one right here. Let me say this one. You see if I can find it. Oh, there's the Jihad Christmas. I forgot about that. They're going to attack the Vatican.

It's got 200 foot walls and said bringing all the Muslims because these are all walls right here going in. The Pope says, you know, give into it all here. Here look, here's Alex Jones and you type this in and you click news. Alex Jones says transgender people are usually super ugly and lay 500 pounds. Well, I mean, is that not true?

I'm the average American. I like that. Clip myself. I just said I'm a grand toad. So that's a cowardly dodge in terms of like, I like how Rob do is playing the salacious chrome character right now in the background. Yeah, a little bit.

He comes into play a little bit more towards the end because I think Alex has taken big swigs off something or refilling his drink. Yeah. And so occasionally he'll turn the camera on Rob do and it's clearly to mask something. Yeah. Maybe doing coke because that would make noise.

No, and also he would be way different if he were doing coke. He's a little laid back. Yeah. But you know, the issues with free speech. Yes. What about him? I don't think we have any go.

Alex is continued existence is a demonstration of free speech in action right and then people who may or may not have been plants throwing coffee at you when you antagonize them on the street. That's not your free speech being encroached upon media matters writing articles that again are toothless as fuck. That's not your free speech being encroached upon now. That's just people responding to you appropriately.

Right. And let's be clear that I would say inappropriately media matters did write an article about this and it is. I mean Alex has said worse things about trans people in the past for sure. We've discussed a good bit of it. Yeah. But that is the same.

Like I think it was the same day or the day right around there that he had that South African apartheid proponent guy on the show media matters didn't have an article about that. They didn't have an article about how he had one of these sweetlanders on right just lying about white genocide. Right. And so this is why well that's not going to get the liberal Twitter sphere up in arms man.

That's in South Africa. It's a huge. Don't even need to worry about that. That's a much bigger issue. Huge issue. Massive. But that's that when I when I sort of had a little breakdown earlier and was saying that I don't think we have a chance.

I mean it's stuff like that. It's stuff like while you cover these these things which I'm not saying you shouldn't cover what he says about trans people. Good. You should. We do. Yeah. But you also need to pay attention to him saying that Charles

Manson was Antifa. You got to pay attention to him advocating for a white coming around to his side on that and advocating for a white nationalist group in South Africa that's spreading lies in alt-right communities here in America. Okay. So we're Antifa which celebrity goddess should we kill? Like who's the Sharon Tate of our day?

I don't want to kill anybody. So I don't want to answer this. I refuse to play. I was just come on. I wasn't suggesting that we actually kill somebody. Well my my immediate thought was I am winking loudly. My immediate thought was Lana Del Rey because you you love Lana Del Rey.

I do. But also this is that just got weird. Charles Manson probably love Sharon Tate. I know now I'm worried about you. But the Lana Del Rey is the only way we can truly love something is if we kill it in its prime. Well Lana Del Rey might be past her prime. But I did not like the last album as much.

She's not past the prime. You're cucking out Lana Del Rey. She probably has a lot of great work left in her. But be that as it may. The they you know these blogs online pretend that she's in Illuminati Princess right and see the only reason this doesn't work out now is she seems a lot happier now whereas in her first couple albums it was all like I want to die.

Very sad that sort of thing. And I think that's why you don't like the most recent album. Yeah a little bit that Baroque style that voice that the way she sings does not work unless you're kind of like unless you're bummed out if you're you need to be flat and bummed out right Zola Jesus does not sing uplifting uplifting songs. No not happening.

So what the fuck were we talking about? Oh media matters covers. Is that what we were talking about? Their coverage is incomplete. All right. Is what I was. Yes I think that is exactly what we got to with the what celebrity would you kill if you were Antifa and Charles

Manson was your grandfather. Why doesn't media matters right? That's a good question. So in this next clip Alex they should do a whole online poll like it'd be great. Alex gets back to the issues with the Cross Dressers and that festival. Yes.

And he splits hairs a little bit about being a complete bigot and then puts Gavin McGinnis's business on the streets. Good. And I was saying at the events we go to they were like 500 pounds this other lady Blair White I mean you know kid I don't care if he's a man or woman whatever you want to be I mean whatever.

So that's trying to ban Halloween where I can't wear a costume. Nope. Like if I want to earn a turn but I'm a trans person and I can join I can gain no 250 pounds. So first of all that's already we're in Dick territory. Did you notice though that he uses appropriate language when he's talking about himself but not when he's talking

about other people. I don't understand. He uses slurs when he's describing actual trans people and then when he's talking about himself he says if I was a trans person. No. That's a subconscious tell. Of course he knows exactly what people purposefully doing it

to put them down. Right. Of course we all know that or maybe in his mind he's doing it to rile up liberals. Maybe that's what he thinks he's doing what he's doing is he's revealing that he's filled with all of these prejudices or attention is more important to him than other people's feelings.

Well that's obviously right or their human attention is more important to him than everything probably. Yeah. And I can join the club. Can I join? No. Then be protected no matter what I say or what I do. It's not how it works.

So again again this was talking about how in college that's where he met his wife a fag hag on a pejorative term just you know the name of those women call themselves. You know they call it bag queer all this is your terms you're allowed to use it. But suddenly I'm discriminating against I can't use it. It's all a leftist ideology control not the gay stuff but the political control that goes with it.

What about the gay stuff. He said he would go to the gay parties because it would be like two to one women and freaked out women never had a guy hit on them that thought gay guys were not threatening and if you ever wanted to pick up all women believe me at one of those techno parties as a place techno party and anybody that's been around the block knows that's the case. It's just crazy.

So what we get what we get here I'm confused what's crazy. I'm not sure what in that picking up women at gay parties maybe I don't know but like what he's doing is basically so did you do you know that Gavin McGuinness is a failed stand-up comedian. Of course they are all failed stand-up right. I didn't know that until Alex talked about it the other day about it again McGuinness was like he the way Alex says it

and this is obviously what Gavin told him is that he got kicked out of stand up because he was a libertarian or whatever which is sure that's great sure kicked out by the HR Department of Comedy. Yeah that's that's how we do it. We got together and had a vote you know comedians notoriously collective groups of people. It's like a survivor when you're a medium.

Yeah yeah yeah so Gavin McGuinness God if only there's so many people we wish we could kick out that way. Gavin McGuinness is a failed comedian and what he did is he probably was at you know when he was in college and he met his wife he was probably at some sort of liberal party because that is what he was when he was younger. Yeah he was a liberal that flipped over to the other side and so now he joined the winning team now but now he presents

that history or that that piece of his life as a problem just a hack comedic premise that idea like they go to gay parties and pick up chicks the all the wild women that's where you find them that right and Alex is just repeating a hack comedy as like I'm making a big point here. Yeah but that's what they call themselves as a classic comic move of like I can get away with saying this but I don't have to take responsibility.

Why can't I say these words. Yeah words. Yeah. Getting into Michael Richards territory. Yeah pathetic these words. They're all that's one of the ways that you can you can tell a failed stand up comedian if they're on right wing radio. Yeah that's pretty much all I think Alex might have wanted

to do it. Of course he did. We we listened to him. But that was because Doug Stanhope told him to I'm not sure if that yeah but can't point the finger. But if Doug Stanhope told him to that he was like it's my chance to shine. I wanted to do this for my whole life.

There's a good chance. Yeah but because I kept saying these words I just wanted to say everyone go watch that Michael Richards video. It's if you take the offensiveness out of it it's really pretty funny like. All right like add that to the list of damn things that it's not reasonable is not reasonable but if you look at it as a human experience and like just look at like because he is

a blank slate in turn or he's he's opaque. You can see into his brain the like oh no. Yeah. Oh what have I done. Yeah that sort of thing and then trying to save it right and then just the dynamic of like the host has to come up after as a comedian you forget about that stuff. That's always fun though that Tom Drieson was hosting that

show and had to come up after him. That's like that's fantastic. You think we've done bad gigs. Oh yeah like hosting when something goes wrong never never to that level but I'm what I'm saying is I bet that probably wasn't too hard to get out of actually. I think everybody at the end of like if I was hosting the show ended the show really you think so.

I think they gave refunds and like ended the show. I'm pretty sure that'd be funny. I have no idea. I think I could get out of that. What you want to be the solid MC of a solid MC. I think I could get out of that. You got to do like 15 before the next kind of I could get out of it in five.

Okay. I think there would be. Here's a new game show. How quickly can you get out of the n-word. But like it's like name that tune. Yeah. It's like name that tune. I can get out of this mess.

Yes. In two bits. Yes. And so what you do is get out of this mess in a bit of crowd work and one bit. You have you have a comedy show that's going on on a sound stage and the audience doesn't know that they're part of this. Can I get out of it show.

Okay. And so you just have a regular comedy show that's going on for most of the show. But on the side stage there is a negotiation of I can get out of this in four minutes. I can get out of it. I can get out of it in three get out of it. Yeah.

And then as soon as a negotiation has been struck the comic who's on stage does something super fucked up. Right. Whatever it is maybe moons the audience right or whatever it's something that would be like shit. And then you got to get out. You got to get out of it. You got to save it.

All right. Now this would be a great show is brilliant. We would get murdered if we ever tried to do that if we tried to produce that for one second. That's like like legit. We should sell that show. We could sell that show. That's a good idea.

Marty knows some people Marty if you're listening we got a show for what was the other show we came up that was brilliant. Oh dealer New Deal deal. That's right. Dealer New Deal. We've got to that game shows. That's true. That's true.

New podcasts get on. God damn it drives me crazy. No you get out of it. That's what it would be to get out of this mess. Get out of shit endlessly watchable. So this next clip Alex does not get out of it and he ends up talking a little bit about Roy Moore and not good. Dude has Roy Moore admitted he likes to date teenage girls.

He has and he said he with his with their mother's permission is what he says. I think so all I can do is be honest just like I think three year olds coming up giving money to big fat dudes. What do they look great? Some of the trainees at the wrong word on God I'll be banned arresting California Jesus. I don't care.

I'm not putting people down. I'm allowed to use worthy English language. Okay. What do you call the transsexuals? Some of the transsexuals look like really good looking women. I'm not the point is I'm like asking the people at the at the at the drag queen festival that their words their name I'm allowed to every speak stop censoring me.

No one is they were like 350 pounds to be like I was wearing a damn wig and shaking my ass. It don't look good but I have a right to critique it and get my deal. And then you had kids up there giving money to them. It was sick. No, that's like four or five six year olds doing it. Dan is reading all this.

You gotta go see the video guys with nothing on naked with glitter on their virginity. I don't think that's bad. I appreciate a good glittery genital. Vigenital. It also is not real. That's not what's in the video. No, there's no glittery dicks flying around at these kids.

There's not. I'm not saying. The it's a bad idea. The drag queen festival is like a big official thing and there's in the evening they had 18 and over drag shows and during the day they had like workshops and stuff and they conveniently went and took video of the daytime workshop type stuff or meet and greets naturally and then pretended

that it was part of a course. It's just I mean it's it's a shit game but yeah again just that you can't talk about Roy Moore without jumping off the issue. I love Rob do coming in and saying something that Alex was not prepared to deal with as he as he said Alex was hoping Rob do would be like you know what he never actually said that and Alex would be like yeah see everybody's lying and

Rob do and said does not rescue him and just goes oh yeah that dude's a motherfucking creep. Did you know that? So Alex knocks the desk. Yep. Yep. I think it's creepy gonna have to who what am I going to say about that creepy.

I actually think that is creepy. Maybe that's a crime but I can't say that. I better pivot to drag queens. Yeah there we go. My audience will love that. Saved it. This next clip it starts with and he would definitely win. You get out of this.

He got out of it in one sentence deeper into it even more. Well I don't know. Can you get out of it like can you dig your way to China is what you just more or less what we're talking about. Can you dig your way out of a stand up mess by confusing the audience because if so then Alex would be like Alex and Jennings show yeah but otherwise I'm not sure. So this starts with him admitting that he's drinking booze

right and then the end of this clip is just labeled. Oh I don't know. I don't remember why I got home tonight and I did deserve this be on the wire from Oregon that's on my mind and I guess you could say I'm in the red ladies because that it's really good and it tastes great. That's what I got on my mind. That's the thing is I was brought up as a classical liberal.

I believe in Americana and I say do whatever you want including commit suicide. I don't support suicide. I don't think it's a good thing. I don't think you should commit suicide. But if you want to kill yourself go ahead and do I don't want the government getting involved in making people that that's a different deal.

They can kind of mix those issues but I'm the guy that got arrested by George W. Bush twice. And I'm not here trying to beat my Bonafides or my credentials to the left. You guys are just the modern fascist and I'm gone off the rails but the people that are really yes. Agreed. We have finally come to agreement Alex.

I think it's both. I think they've gotten a bunch of fake people to talk about Roy Moore. Of course it may have stuff that didn't happen and have fake yearbooks and all that stuff. It is okay if Roy Moore commits suicide. I didn't edit that. No, like that's just no.

Straight to and I think it's fine if you kill yourself because I I'm not going to say it. I've struggled with I struggle with suicide in the past. So he he just jumps to that. He's like very really has with his with his body. He's talked about issues. Yeah, yeah, he's talked about being at the brink. Yeah.

So he's like I'm drinking red wine. I love the red lady or whatever and they's like suicide is cool. Kill myself. Suicide's fine but not forcing people to have suicide liberals are the fascists fucking Roy Moore. Yeah. And then he then little bit of a pause. I think you got both.

I got you got people making stuff up and then also he's creepy. Yeah. And so here's where we go from there. This is this is Mike down territory him and his own super southern way until about 20 30 years ago older men were looking for a 16 17 year old woman who was 20 years younger because that was your welfare.

That was you took care of her but me I can't tell you in the south especially how many like 90 year old guys you see with like a 7 year old wife. It's not the same or say 80 year old guy with a 50 year old wife, you know, not the same not my family. My dad's a year younger than my mom. My second wife I love to death's 4 years younger than me. My first wife was 4 years older than me.

I mean I is I'm attracted to women. I see the beauty you know of an 18 year old woman. And so they're could stop at any point. Could have just stopped could have been like I'm attracted to women full stop to his credit. He doesn't elaborate like you kind of expect him to fall into a pit of his own making there with the I have seen the beauty and at 18 year old.

I have been waiting for him to hit the argument of like well you know we're genetically supposed to reproduce after puberty so it's really kind of just look if you believe in evolution maybe you should believe like that's what I've been waiting for the hammer to drop this whole time. You don't believe in evolution. I know but that's what that's what he would. That's what I was thinking is he would be like you liberal

hypocrites think you believe in evolution. Well evolution theory. What about about about. Yeah, I'm sorry I told you to put the mic down for that. There's the wrong clip. This next clip is where the mic needs to go down. This is a mess. This is a continuation of the thoughts and like I said you're

going to say that for the rest of the clips to shut up. I promise but he to his credit he doesn't like descend into an 18 year olds are beautiful or anything like that. It's just a stray thought but then we got the perky you know what they're you know what you know what I'm saying. Do you know what I'm saying Rob do? It transitions into this. Now listen I want to be clear Judge Roy Moore comes off like

a good man. He's had a good history until now. It's all suspects they can go get and Lord knows they're probably working on 10 women to make up stuff about me. I know it's not true anything. I was always shooting for older women you know till I got to be my time now and now like a woman like my wife as a result of praying to God to open up the Red Sea for me to this.

Alex is drunk and he leaned on the computer and accidentally like hit the space bar and it started playing the clip video on the computer. And so like you hear Michael Savage's voice kick and he just looks over at the computer kind of scared is like it's it's pause and so here we go. This happened but I told my list anyway. All about five years together than me but only because I found

what I always learned growing up I heard that women between about 35 and 40 are at the peak. And so that's the issue there. So I am looking I'm married some I'm looking but just a men out there a little bit of advice for you. That's the sweet spot is 35 to 40. I mean that a great half of that too. But let me tell you I've obviously got four children.

I have not been celibate. I'm not joined the priesthood and so I just I just always wonder what they're going to make up you know I do too. I wonder I wonder what they're going to tell the truth about. I wonder like if you just told like I don't know Alex Jones headline a fuck Alex Jones headline creepy ramble about 35 to 40 year old women. Hey yeah I have probably sexually assaulted some younger women

almost certainly but I like at least 10 but let me tell you something who I really want to sexually assault and all of you out there who should sexually assault 35 to 40 because guess what sweet spot sweet spot. He has more to say about older women. When I was 16 I was shooting for 20. I mean once I had older women it was like I hear about these 50 virgins or 57 virgins and like these dudes obviously have

not run. Dude you're not looking for the virgins. Let me give you a newsflash. Denigool bits from I'm not going to get graphic here but you know in my day I'm looking for women that want it and are into it you know why because they're into it and by the way they're the ones that want to have babies are the ones that want to live are the ones that like to do things are passion

all on it. God I think about the Muslims and you know that they're God Almighty. So God Almighty he weaves it into Islam there but also just that that fucking line the the older women they're the ones who they're the ones who want to live what I hate about dating younger women they all want to die they don't want to die and all the time.

This argument actually holds water with Lana Del Rey's first two. Younger woman didn't want to live didn't want to live born to die that's what we know. Yeah I mean that's just I mean that's so creepy that's just the next level creepy very creepy smooth and the fact that like where his mind goes from there is like where am I going to where where am I going to take things out Islam.

Yeah so they he talks a little bit more about Islam and its next clip. You talk about a monotheistic oppressive anti family and he's got some sort of Alzheimer's syndrome it's Orthodox Islam it's Wahhabist Islam and I just I'm so threatened by it with with with three daughters because you know I've got one son who's great and I got these daughters and I just look at how smart they are and I think who is it

that's going to be the real patriot who is it that's going to really walk in my shoes like all my children just compete I mean you know to act like I'm not for women when I prefer the company of women and you come around me in my private life there's women around me this is Rob good friend of mine over here she's a video and he's got a big family as well he's got three women daughter that's weird that's very weird there's there's multiple weird things in that like 35 seconds

you can't think that I'm not for women yes because I prefer the company of women or there's women around me. He he he claims to prefer the company of women there were a lot of women around Charles Manson to it's true it's very true there's a decreasing number of women around him at Info Wars I will say that from everything I can tell over the years there used to be a few of them and now there are fewer there's rainbow snatch Millie Weaver are we counting

hers to know that's one and she's not there all that much and then Leanne Macadoo busy being a failed comedian Leanne Macadoo is basically just over Skype sometimes right never really in studio right only consists legless by the way sure the only consistent woman I see there is is Daria is Russian translator right lady that's the only person that is there all the time yeah interesting and she's just there to do Yakov Smirnov jokes to Alex off air in Russia globalists

I don't know our Jews oh boy that so Rob do comes in he talks about for a little bit how like when his daughter's got the Krupp cough and whenever she's got it he just sits by her bed side and he's like would I do that with my sons now I tell them to suck it up and like congratulations you are raising your children differently based on gender and that's arbitrary and you're probably going to give your kids a complex. Oh I just suck it up okay so he thinks that a lot of his fear

of Islam is based around what they're going to do to his daughters yes right why isn't he more afraid of Roy Moore is Roy Moore is in Alabama Roy Moore is closer than Wahhabist Islam now that's what you don't understand Roy Moore is in Alabama Alex is in Texas and Islam is everywhere it's at the pool store that's true it is at the pool store that's the that's the perception that he has that's how he sees the world so of course he's scared all the time anybody who's not

white could be an enemy that's not good no it's very bad I don't think that's good very very bad I don't think I like that trait in people no starting to think it's bad think it's called prejudice I think that's the word for it yeah so Rob do talks about that talks about his sort of family raising strategy and then he says this that I think is super ironic and they don't want you to be see the thing is the system tries to put barriers between you and your kids and

tries to get the kids separate from the parents and thinking that oh kids go upstairs and play their X boxes and mommy and daddy stay downstairs and watch HBO and that's not how it is in my house we hang out with the kids till they go to bed and the kids are hanging out with us till they go to bed there's not unless we send them upstairs to clean their room or something and X box that's what you need more togetherness with families not less to I don't I don't disagree with his

point at the end there but a good counter example is when you're drunk at Alex Jones's house on a week night making a video with him I don't know where your kids are in this equation but they already went to bed they go to bed at 530 I don't know if you mentioned that could be true yeah probably I mean probably playing Xbox probably while you're drunk with Alex doing a weird commercial for a commercial I don't I don't get like I do they just think it's impossible

for people they disagree with to share similar values yes like I don't think there's any hardcore liberal parent that I can think of who would be like now we need less togetherness with our children we're not worried about our kids at all but they have to say that otherwise they don't get to take ownership of any kind of family values right they own the space if they pretend that yeah exactly and well I mean a lot of it too is like let's be abundantly clear Alex Jones and Rob do are

incredibly privileged people they have a lot of money yeah from this this pill scam they're running and have been for years right so a lot of times the the families that don't have a lot of togetherness oh boy it's probably a single parent working two jobs it's often that or or even even if you have two parents in the household they're both working jobs exactly multiple jobs and it's incredibly difficult so this this perception of what you're judging a lot of it comes down

to like what their rejection of white privilege and male privilege and that sort of stuff it's kind of it's not understandable but I get where it comes from that if there's a there's a pride and ego that comes into it that they can't accept those things right this is just clear blindness this is just clear I don't care about other people's realities yeah and great why doesn't it's it's also a a complete rejection of the idea that it could have shaken out any other way like

their lives yeah they can't possibly understand that they themselves could have been born to somebody in a different situation and have had fewer opportunities right and or no opportunities and have been stuck in that situation and have had to deal with a separate reality alex jones alex jones a hundred percent would have been in prison if his dad wasn't a rich absolutely and able to move him around absolutely there's no way based on the if alex jones was black he would

be dead I would I don't doubt that for a second there's a huge possibility that he would be dead at like 13 yeah and I have almost no doubt of it but be that as it may it's fun because he and rob do get to get drunk and talk about other people's lives and implicitly judge them like a bunch of dickholes but they are doing this live and so they're periodically checking the comments and interesting comment comes in oh no people are asking if we're drunk we just got back 30 minutes ago this

is our first drink yeah where's your nice one mine's over here I did I finished mine yeah I don't my drinks don't my drinks much yeah we're totally blown if we seem a little relaxed and so we have a long good right yeah I'm I'm dead certain of it alex I'm sure I mean but you probably did have a long day but I also don't believe that's your first drink I it might be your first glass of wine but I bet you were drinking at the office yeah you know yeah we've seen so many instances of him

like whenever he like there was that one marathon where he got done with his show and then they had the Robin Owen show before the war room existed and they came on right after him and not an hour after he got off his show he barged into their show and started yelling at them like clearly drunk at like six in the afternoon yeah so it's just a good day we just got back 30 minutes ago we can't be we can't be drunk possibly now and I think Rob do probably had to drive or something like

that holds his booze better something along those possible but alex isn't that's not first drink yeah he drinks with his kids that's why Rob do is so good at it yeah and that's why his kids go to bed so early so in the next clip I'm gonna skip it because alex is just pretending that YouTube is now demonetizing liberal channels right and he gives the he gives the like didn't you see this coming when it happened to us yeah he wants to be the the first group in the I didn't speak up when they

came for right right right but he's misrepresenting history they they've been demonetizing all sorts of channels right and it's not YouTube no it's you too the band yeah they're demonetizing liberal channels now didn't you know that I did not know that yeah yeah that's why that's how they paid for the iTunes album that that downloaded directly to your phone that is that is a scandal it's a I don't know why people aren't talking about it really desperately trying to

come up with a YouTube song title to make a joke I am two things I know about Bono short love stealing money from liberal channels on YouTube that's one of our songs that's what you got you know what it on knowledge fight not huge fans of you too on my path to making that joke yeah streets had no not good anyway alex is just pretending that that whole thing when liberal channels had been being demonetized in the exact time frame that he had right it's nonsense so

we talk a little bit about the marathon here in this next clip to get serious we're talking about another 34 hour broadcast and and then I just thought you know we'll do thought he said we're on this work Saturday he said why don't we just do a whole other show instead of waiting once a year or twice a year let's just do it all the time I said you know what yeah let's just have a bunch of talk show host and just see what happens is just getting going let's go 24 hours a

day right now because if I mean if they've had all these articles the Washington Post New York Times and and everywhere and vice saying oh we suck and we're nobody and but we're Russians and you know drudges a piece of shit because you link 20 times actually 20 times more often than the Washington Post imagine drudge reports the biggest website in the world number two technically the biggest news site in the world number two no overall doesn't actually write any news like

20 plus times like 21 times more to Washington Post than us and the Washington Post has articles owned by Bezos worth $100 billion since shut down drudge shut down Jones are Russians just banned their free speech and it's like drudge is giving them most their traffic they're like Jesus they don't care no they do care they know they don't care they want monopoly none of that accurately depicts reality also are any of them saying like I haven't heard the narrative that he's

a Russian agent from anybody but us really I think it's projecting yeah I think it is you think he's just revealing that he is a Russian agent in the same way that he has revealed that already yeah our exploration yeah but I mean in this way he's like no cuz they're saying that I'm a Russian agent they're saying that I'm terrible because I'm a Russian agent and I'm terrible there have been articles in the past there was that one recently in Buzzfeed about how he just copies

rt articles right and then there was an article there was articles in the past about how there are investigations into the traffic patterns and stuff like that of sites like Breitbart the ones that he revealed for himself yeah and and so there are that it's no one is saying he's a Russian agent but people are saying that he's disseminating Russian talking points yeah stuff like that he's a Russian propagandist and the the conversation agent of the Russians the conversation in

those articles which he doesn't read just reads headlines the the conversations have always been the investigations need to or seek to figure out or hope to figure out if there's coordination right then no one really knows that no one's making that accusation other than us yeah probably so maybe he's listening anyway we got one more clip left and it's creepy as shit so I there is I don't know if you know about this but the right wing Internet is really a buzz and has been

for a long time about Joe Biden groping children do you know about this I did not know about that there's a number of videos of Joe Biden grabbing kids but not in a sexual way or anything like that but whenever there's pictures being taken in the Oval Office yeah like there's one that is that is actually kind of upsetting where he's like grabbing a girl's arm yeah and I don't know I don't I don't know anything about this it made it made me slightly uncomfortable but at the same

time you know there are people who don't know how they're touching people yeah it's not groping it's not like I'm gonna get under that blouse or anything like that and though that being said if it is the case that these kids feel that way I am on their side yeah somebody should probably say something to him if if that is the case and these kids feel like they are being assaulted or something like that then by all means I'm not here to stand up for Joe Biden that I don't

I don't care though but again we're not playing team sports if you're look if you're Al Franken yeah you fucking did it go hit the bricks you did it but that's that but at the same time there is there aren't accusations that are made there are just people who have videos that they're being like oh look at him look at him yeah that sort of stuff and in the one that Alex Jones and Rob do decide to discuss it's something that's on YouTube where Jeff sessions swatted away Joe Biden's

hand and like get away from her you creep like that sort of thing trying to imply that everyone knows he grows right right and Jeff sessions was big enough to stand up to him and Jeff sessions was more like this one's mine well here I'll play this and then I'll explain what actually happens okay here you go sessions swats his hand away good man Jeff know this is this is classic and there's sessions right there watch get your hand away Joe

get you come on over here watch this let's see that again back Joe look at it like a shark look at his face I'm gonna get this girl you get my hand in there get your hand away Joe you fucking demon he does he literally waves him away from literally so that's who's getting the creepy voice down yeah yeah he's really he's really taking Alex's lead on that and that's like two drunk bros end of the night watching YouTube videos be like you see this fucking skate fall

yeah gnarly yeah but if you actually if you watch the video that they're playing because they play it on Rob do his phone and you can go watch it riveting riveting production values so what they're actually watching is there is a child who needs to be not where she is right that she needs to be a couple feet over to the side for pictures to be taken and Joe Biden is coming in to usher her over to where the pictures need to be taken yeah there is no audio I would assume that

he realizes that Jeff sessions is crouching behind her and like he's got this and so he is walking up to her and then like whatever and just walks to where the picture is going to be taken the hand swatting is absolutely not hand swatting it's Jeff sessions trying to straighten out or get lint out of the girls hair and how that's you know that's clear is because he is basically stroking her hair and does so after Joe Biden has already walked away that raises a whole new

host of questions if the girl had lint in her hair it's not like I know I know it's too it's two waves I wasn't I wasn't going that direction okay Jesus sorry I'm not immediately accusing Jeff sessions of being a pedophile in a creep you're not Mike Cernovich I'm assuming he's a pedophile in a creep is definitely a creep but I mean in that in that situation how can you really misinterpret that so confidently well like with them like if you can see that you watched it you

didn't watch it like the super the Zapruder film you watched it one time and you're like oh this is clearly what's happening I watched it twice because they played it right but the clear indication for me is if he was swatting the hand away once Joe Biden is gone there's no reason to do another swat yeah which to me indicates either either an incredible presence of mind where he's like I'm gonna swat his hand away but to cover because I know people are videotaping this I'm going

to do it again which is not the case now the like anybody who's watching that who doesn't have a vested interest in trying to create some sort of a narrative would say like oh that's if sessions actually did that he would be using that video to fundraise absolutely like that's exactly how that would go look at what Jeff sessions will do he'll fight for you right he would do that instantly yeah I protected this child yeah like that yeah it's and it's so I can't stress

this enough that the timing of the second wipe is after Joe Biden walked away right this is pathetic propaganda right and again there are other videos like grabbing that girls pretty tightly it appears that are like that make me uncomfortable and I'm not defending the big picture I'm defending this yeah I'm attacking Alex Jones's narrative less but they clearly see what they want to see right confidently yes like that's kind of the interesting thing for me well they're drunk right

that's true but be that as it may that's not why Rob do's narration is not good I do not appreciate that at all get out of there you fucking demon out of there you fucking demon thinks he's in a movie yeah gross so I don't know these guys are just gross people yeah they like to dwell in in these things and the the the the relishing of that the sort of narratives and the way Alex launches feet first into whenever he does the like trapped in basements yeah narratives

his bondage fantasies yeah it's just I mean it doesn't prove anything but it's gross it's I'm of two minds of it okay the first is that my well the first is the least reasonable and that is that there are deep-seated aggressive fantasies that Alex is sort of living out on the show yeah when he gets into that voice right and that's possible but it's it's less likely that that it's that and it's more likely that he realizes the power of the fear of those things and he's just using it

like his favorite weapon yeah because it does evoke all sorts of dirty scared feelings especially about he brings up kids so often yeah we have a natural urge and drive to protect children and so subverting that drive is a really powerful way to get people on your side well it is it is telling that he is so delighted by it yeah that's the weirdest like I he does not have any empathy for the victim no and instead every time someone is victimized by what he perceives as his enemy he

takes delight in describing all the things that you would be afraid of from this person he enjoys it when these people are victimized but you could still argue I think that he's delighted by realizing how effectively it's going to move super male vitality exactly that's I absolutely agree with your second mind it could be my point yeah it's probably just a crass yeah so I mean Alex and also a complete lack of empathy absolutely that's that's taken as red yeah that's true we've

already established many a time over he is a psychopath so Alex and Rob do got drunk sat down and decided they were going to make a commercial for a marathon commercial wherein they accidentally say a bunch of really fucked up stuff about Roy Moore they Alex rambles about his wife and how he likes older women finale of get yourself out of this we just played this entire clip and then good luck yeah my favorite part about it though and I can't stress this enough is Alex

is constantly playing with that switchblade yeah like it's it it is a child it's a child's behavior a child's mind like I got this toy I don't I don't necessarily look for me to judge that what with all of my playing around with a pen and moving my leg situation you're not stabbing at the camera I know but I'm I'm twirling my pen I've got to do all of this stuff like I will not weapons no it is not weapons it is not weapons that's true anyway I got one I got one last out of context

drop but before we wrap this up okay so now we're rushing maybe I'm got Texas swag on my ass yeah great so I love it would be fun if he had a Roger Stone tattoo on his ass oh man that would be great I won up to Roger I mean he has enough of these drunk nights with Rob do they're gonna they're gonna double dare each other to do something sooner or later so anyway they're gonna get a tattoo of Roger Stones back with Richard Nixon's tattoo on it tattoo of Roger Stones back

but instead of the Nixon tattoo it's Alex Jones he's repurposing like I got a tattoo of you with the tattoo of me on your back like Trump in the fake time magazine cover that's exactly that's the thing it's like one of those optical illusions anyway it's been fun if you if you let your eyes go out of focus you see both Nixon and Alex Jones at the same time so terrifying and a sailboat yeah schooner yeah so if you like to check us out we have a website it's knowledge fight

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