Knowledge Fight - #108: November 30, 2017

Episode Date: December 1, 2017

Today, Dan tells Jordan all about what happened on the November 17th episode of The Alex Jones Show. This episode marks the first time we know of that Alex ends his show on a cliffhanger, but definite...ly not the first time he's spewed intensely ahistorical racist theories or used absurd arguments to defend horrible men.

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Starting point is 00:00:00 Andy and Kansas, you're on the air. Thanks for holding. Hello, Alex. I'm a first-time caller. I'm a huge fan. I love your work. I love you. Hey, everybody. Welcome back to Knowledge Fight. I'm Dan. I'm Jordan. We are a couple dudes like to sit around, drink novelty beverages. In this case, gumball head. Delicious beer. Talk about Alex Jones. How you doing? I am doing. New way to start the show. What is that? Friendliness. Asking me how I'm doing. It's a new era of polite conversation. Have we grown as people? I'm doing quite well, Dan. Thank you very much. And yourself. Thank you. I'm great. All right. We're going to end this podcast now. That was weird. Well, before we do, I have a lot of knowledge about Alex Jones.
Starting point is 00:00:40 And I don't know anything about Alex Jones. Perfect. There it is. So the bit still occurs. Yes, it does. So today, guys, we are going to be in the present today. Yeah, that sucks. We're going to be going over the episode from November 30th, 2017, Thursday, if you're nasty. And, you know, some stuff happens. It's wild. But before we get into it, I want to tell you, your enthusiasm is flagging. No, there's, you know, some shit happens. It's Alex Jones. It's the show we do. I can't, I can't come on, man. I can't explain a little mystery into it. Give the people what they want. We got to have some fucking flames. We got to do something amazing. There's some crazy shit that happens on this show. There we go. All right. All right. Now we're a successful
Starting point is 00:01:23 show, Dan. We define success on our own terms. That's exactly how everybody who's successful does it. So we, uh, before we get homeless people, true, uh, before you get into today's episode, first of all, I'd like to give a shout out to a new foreign policy walk. Oh shit. We're finally doing shout outs to new policy. Well, we did on the last episode too, but it was so long ago. You know, we liked, we liked, you know, just chat. And so it's difficult. It's difficult to interrupt our flow in order to thank the people who are so kind to support the show. Yes. Uh, but, uh, you'd like to give a special thank you out to a new foreign policy wonk, uh, Sonia from Sweden. Thank you so much. I'm a policy wonk. Yeah. Thank you so much for joining up on the foreign policy
Starting point is 00:02:09 level. Thank you very much, Sonia. If you'd like to become a policy wonk, you can do so by going to our website, knowledge fight.com, clicking the support the show button and then you're a policy wonk. It's that simple. Please do. Uh, also before we start the show, no, you actually have to, if you want to become a policy wonk, you click support the show. Yes. If you want to become a foreign policy wonk, you click support the show. Yeah. And then you have to reconsider all of your life decisions up to that point. Right. And then inexplicably you choose, you know what the one that I'd mistook was not giving enough money to this dope podcast about Alex Jones. God bless people. Then you press support the show again. Right. Then you become a foreign policy. Yes.
Starting point is 00:02:43 Now, how do you become a globalist? It's vague. I'll be goddamned if I know. We don't really know exactly. But Sonia is on her way. So if anybody would like to become a globalist, spiritual globalist, follow Sonia and follow us. Yeah. So before we get to today's episode, covering the 30th, yes, I want to tell you a little bit about what happened the other day on the show. Sure. There was a amazing comedy accidentally. Well, that would be the only way it happened. So Alex, for the entire beginning of the show, for about the first hour, he's saying that like, all right, I got, we got some big news out of Disney, which means he has nothing to say. It's going to blow everything out of the water, which means there's nothing. And then he keeps teasing
Starting point is 00:03:29 it. He keeps doing it like we're going to get into it next hour. Okay. And so the second hour rolls around and he's like, I just, I don't think I'm going to get into this news. I just don't, I just don't know how to do it. I just don't know how to do this job. It's so huge. These are demons. He does like a 10 minute ramble through screaming about demons. They know they're doing it. Yeah, absolutely. And like, probably, what are you talking about? The demons, right? So who know what they're doing? So at the end of the second hour or so, he finally gets to it. I would like for you to guess what the big news out of Disney is that proves everything that Alex Jones has been saying is correct. Coco was a hit. Pixar delivered again. I bet it is pretty good. I've
Starting point is 00:04:19 heard nothing but great things. I think it's a hit. That's where I'm talking about. Although I famously think that up was severely overrated. Why do you say famously? Nobody knows this. Everyone knows. Nobody has ever asked. Nobody's like, you know what? I, two things I know. Dan hates up. I didn't hate it. And there are literal demons running Disney. So the big news, it better not have anything to do with Star Wars because I want that untainted. I'm so excited. Star Wars is in the clear. Coming up episode eight. Are you shitting me, Dan? It's not the last Jedi. Come on. It's not that. How many more left? It's not that. So what happened? Daisy Ridley is great too. I love Daisy Ridley. She's not. I'm looking in the dude from attack
Starting point is 00:05:08 the block. I'm a huge attack the block fan. I'm looking in the chat room and Oswald donkey eight is saying that up has third act problems. I would argue it has, I would argue it has first act problems. It has second, first and third act problems. Don't, don't listen. Don't extend the hand to Dan because then Dan will grab that hand and rip it away from you and explain to you why you should never have even had this hand in the first place. My hand reaching out to your hand. The only thing good about up is Kevin the bird. Okay. We can all agree on that. I think we talked about this the other night. We did talk about it the other night, which is why I'm still confused. Don't need to rehash this out. So the big news is that Millie Weaver was out out and about
Starting point is 00:05:51 trying to find a book because she has children. So she's buying a children's book, right? This is, there's no way this story goes anywhere satisfying for anyone. She finds a book called feminist baby. All right. All right. It was put out by Disney books. Okay. So Disney is run by literal demons because one time they put out a book called feminist baby feminist baby. All right. They're trying to, they're trying to indoctrinate your babies. Are you sure it's not the sequel to boss baby? Uh, no, but I don't know why Alex didn't think that was somehow like trying to corrupt the children. It's a baby who has to have a job. It's like, uh, all right, whatever. That's actually the socialist stance on boss baby. We can't even get good daycare for children.
Starting point is 00:06:38 They have to run fortune 500 companies now. Come on. My socialist stance on it is that first, second, and third act problems. Did it? My socialist stance on it was a Montessori school goes a long way to keeping your boss baby from being a real bad boss. Better than Waldorf education. I'll tell you that much. I don't know anything about Waldorf education. I actually don't know what Waldorf education is. It's another thing like Montessori. It's just like a regional thing. I don't know what a Montessori school is either. It's like, it's preschool, right? Yeah, but it's, it's like unguided too. Like it's, it celebrates the, uh, like children get to learn however they want kind of, as I understand, like from that Simpsons episode where Bart is
Starting point is 00:07:16 accidentally classified as a genius. And so he goes to the school where he's supposed to. A gifted school. Yeah. Yeah. It's kind of like that from what I understand. I don't know a hundred percent, but even as it may, if everybody would name things according to the Simpsons reference that I would understand it with, that would make things so much easier for me. Yeah. Yeah. It would help. Um, so like the immersion effect, you could just call that the episode where Bart learns to speak French inexplicably. Fine. I would be fine with that. Fine. So Millie Weaver finds this book and on one of the, could you give me the Simpsons reference that will explain the circumstance? I don't know. This is the one when Maggie becomes a feminist. Sure. Okay. Um, so she finds this book
Starting point is 00:07:55 and on one of the pages it says, uh, feminist baby doesn't like pants. Why? Why does it, why does that cause a reaction either way? Well, because, I mean, the reason the page is in there is because babies often do take off their pants or diapers. Sure. Uh, and, uh, uh, it pants rhymed with whatever the other page was, but Alex is like, they're trying to get kids to take the clothes off. Of course that's his angle. It's, I, I immediately thought it was going to go to a gender place where it was like, see even feminists, no women should be wearing dresses. It's no, no, it's, it's all about, they're trying to sexualize your kids by taking off their clothes. Gotcha. That makes perfect sense. It's the saddest display I've ever seen. No, I thought it was,
Starting point is 00:08:42 he nailed it. I thought it was like really, really bad. And then he threw it to a, uh, uh, like a special report where Millie Weaver is going over how she found it and she's like, I don't know how I can cover this. So I'm going to get some help from rainbow snatch. It rainbow snatch. No. It's a disaster. No. It's so bad. It's so bad. On the, she does, she does the throw to Superman is what she does. Did she jump into a telephone booth and like quickly get on rainbow snatch? No style points. No style points. Just rainbow snatch and a wig sitting around reading the book. It's, it's, it's atrocious because the real story would be like, uh, so, oh my God, I can't breathe. Uh, I went to a bookstore, which first off,
Starting point is 00:09:32 where did those come from? Sure. I mean, even like right borders. No. I walked into there and then a Scooby-Doo villain took his mask off and I went into a bookstore and I went into the children section, which I still don't think they should know how to read. No. That should be against the law. No, it's like the fruit of the tree of knowledge. You don't want to give kids books. Exactly. Exactly. Which God gave us, but not on purpose. Right. Don't use it. It's there. Don't use it. Yeah. And then you should use race memory. And then I was going through this book and I read it and then I bought it. Well, she did buy it. And then I took it home and then I read it again. And then Alex called me and said, I've got nothing for this show.
Starting point is 00:10:13 Dress up like Millie Weaver or whatever. I don't know. Do you think? No. Actually, I'm going to go the opposite direction. Millie Weaver is the secret identity. It's possible. Yeah. It's entirely possible. In her regular life, she's rainbow snatch. It was a disaster and it made me laugh very hard. And on the same episode, Alex is, he does his defense of Trump's Pocahontas. Why? There's no defense. He's like, ah, it's a good joke. The defense. I mean, yeah, the defense is literally the only defense that I could come up with whenever I, cause whenever the news came out and I was going through all this stuff and I was like, is this a naked gun sketch? And then that's the defense. Yeah. Look at how hilarious
Starting point is 00:10:55 it is that this bumpling off would go to the Navajo wind talkers association and make a racist joke. That's fucking hilarious. It's a little bit. It's so funny through the looking glass, exactly. But like the funny thing that was that he plays the video of it and he's talking over and he's like, look at those guys. They love it. It's just like those old guys, they were war veterans. They get it. Like a good bit of dirty humor. If that, if it actually was rainbow snatch doing that entire thing word for word, that'd be a great bit. Sure. It'd be hilarious. Instead, it's our orange dumb ass president, which makes it less fun, still very funny. Yeah. So that was a couple of days ago and shockingly, I mean, the poker honest thing is
Starting point is 00:11:51 he's just, you know, that's, he's defended it and we can move along. But you would think that like based on how much throat, throw it in the racist bin. Sure. You would think though with the amount of buildup he did on the feminist baby business, it would be lasting for months. He doesn't bring it up again. I think he realized this shit was weak as he got into it. So he's got to jump around to some new narratives that we're, we'll get into today. But also I want to say this episode, I've been listening to Alex Jones for a year straight now and I have never heard an episode and on a cliffhanger. There's a cliffhanger ending. This episode has, he's taken the dip into serialized radio. He's definitely getting me to come back tomorrow. I want to find out what
Starting point is 00:12:34 happens. All right. It's pretty crazy and we'll get it. Looks like we're doing a special episode. Indeed. So the episode starts though with, I mean, we've had some more powerful men who have been been accused of sexual harassment. Yeah. There's been a solid call recently. I'm liking it. Boring ass Garrison Keeler. Matt Lauer is apparently a sex dungeon freak with an automatic lock button on his desk. Yeah. That's fucked up. It's pretty wild. Yeah. So those things have come out. Yeah. And interestingly, Alex has a strange take specifically on Garrison Keeler and on Matt Lauer. Very weird take. Okay. Is this going to get into personal and professional jealousy territory? No, not really. It's sort of a conspiracy though. And it's, I'm waiting for a,
Starting point is 00:13:23 Garrison Keeler is just trying to do what I'm doing, but with a shittier voice. Like that's my, that's my imagination of what his take is. He thinks he's folksy. Yeah. I've been to Lake Wobagon. The women aren't strong, but the men are good looking and the children are above average. I fucked all kinds of women for women, punk women, Lake Wobagon women. I fucked them all. Before I was 16. Before I was even 16. So here's Alex's very strange take. Okay. Easily influenced, hype driven people are the only ones that still buy into mainstream. And that is a minority of people who tend to be mainly white, hate themselves liberals. And that whole system is on the verge of collapsing. That's why all the prairie home companion guy and Matt Lauer and the other
Starting point is 00:14:13 Charlie Rose, they're all people with big fat contracts that everybody wants to shove overboard because the system's collapsing. There isn't any money anymore. There aren't viewers and listeners anymore. They're all going bankrupt. So they're throwing the golden calves, the altars, the idols overboard because the, it doesn't work anymore. They built these edifices up. They built these so-called stars up to make the public buy into whatever they said. And because it isn't selling, because it isn't working and they're not getting ratings and they're not getting influence, they're throwing them overboard. Okay. Yeah. This is maybe my favorite take on this entire situation I've ever heard. It's interesting. His conspiracy theory is all of these guys,
Starting point is 00:15:08 and this is true. Everybody's known they've been sexual harassers. Yes. They've been protected. Yeah. Right. Yeah. But the companies now are like, oh, there's this wave of people getting rid of these guys. Oh, we can get out of the contract. So we can get, are you saying I'm going to save $25 million on Matt Lauer this year? Yes, sexual harassment's bad. Let's get these fuckers out of here. Let's get some bargain basement sexual harassers in here because they can do just as good of a job. Right, right. Fantastic. A crash blade. How's it going? We do read the chat. You know, I don't try to answer, you know, unrelated questions, but I will tell you my favorite soda is cranberry splash Sierra Mist. That seasonal Sierra Mist that comes out. You
Starting point is 00:15:52 just went TRL. I'm just trying to. You just went TRL. We're going to read some tweets from the fans right now. Just trying to be courteous. I understand that, but we're professionals. We're trying to run a show about Alex Jones. Indeed. Anyway, I think it's even weirder. I think it's even weirder yesterday. Also, you didn't ask me what my favorite soda was. What's your favorite soda? That's why I didn't ask you cherry cola. It's a cherry cola. It's a regular Coca Cola with some real cherries into it. It's very good. Come on. It's delicious. So I think it's even weirder. I think that Alex is pretending that there is no awareness that these people are sexual harassers. And it's just the thing where it's like the media is falling apart. No one's
Starting point is 00:16:31 watching these shows anymore. We got to get out of contracts. And so we are just going to throw them in off the bus or whatever. Okay. I think that's what he thinks. So not only so that covers his ass on multiple levels because then he can say all of the all of the accusers, not just those guys, but then by association, all accusers everywhere are lying in order to make sure that these powerful people get their contract money back. Yeah. So every sexual harassment accuser is a false flag. Well, he kind of believes that. Yeah. I mean, not all, but he kind of he's kind of in that camp. No, most are fake. I get that. I mean, it's an incredibly don't get that. It's an incredibly fucked up version of the narrative because a very
Starting point is 00:17:17 and they got much simpler explanation is these powerful dudes think they can do anything and they fucking sexually arrest people. Yeah. A very simple explanation is when dudes get too much power, they abuse it. Yep. Problem solved. Yep. You know, you know that thing that we've known for always, you know, that thing that aphorism from way, way back absolute power is pretty cool. Absolute power corrupts. Absolutely. You know how we know that? I am amazed how surprised most people are to find out that it's true. Also a shout out to the chat room. Root beer sucks. Anyway, let's get to this next clip. All right. So in this next clip, we vote for your top five music videos of this week, too. It's in sync. Coming in at number one, weirdly corn at number
Starting point is 00:18:03 two. What do you do? Inexplicably link biscuits back for the next five years. Not like what I'm seeing here. Anyway, let's get back into this. So Trump the other day. Yeah. He started his morning real early by retweeting some videos of alleged attacks by Muslims naked gun level in San from Britain first organization that we'll get into here in a little bit. And so in response to this, Paul Joseph Watson even tweeted, Hey, whoever's running the president's social media needs to be a little more careful. That's so Paul Joseph Watson, even Paul Joseph Watson, race bait or extraordinaire. Absolutely. The man who has made his career out of saying, look at what these Muslims are going to fuck up. Yeah. He's like, Hey, whoa. Well,
Starting point is 00:18:57 cause he knows, he knows what Britain first is. He knows their history better than say Trump. And so he's like, you're going to not want to be associated with them, which is smart. Right. But then at the same time in that tweet, he was saying that the person who runs the president's social media. So he's even trying to get Trump off the hook for doing it. Of course. And it's, it's really, it is interesting to me, the division that you see there with him being like, but I mean, he's not saying that the content was bad. It's just the source of it being associated with it. So it's still weasley. Well, the only part, the problem there is the only person dumb enough holding Twitter's or holding Trump's Twitter account to do that
Starting point is 00:19:39 is Trump. Like that is the, that is the best forensic evidence for it being Trump personally is everybody with any level of expertise would go, Oh no, no, no, that's a bad idea. Only the dumbest man in the white house would ever do that. And it turns out that's the president. Let me be clear also. Yeah. Because the chat room is clowning. You are not thinking this is reasonable. No. PJW is not reasonable. No, we are not condoning PJW. No, it's just interesting to me that on some level, he understands that there's a line or at least a line of association that you should not cross. That's interesting to me because he's associated with fucking infowars. No, in Britain, here's the thing. In Britain,
Starting point is 00:20:25 they have UKIP, which is a party built entirely around racism. More or less. Everyone knows UKIP is a party built entirely around racism. And in the larger context of Britain, they're like, we're, we're going to let you guys be. Even UKIP looks at Britain first and goes, Whoa, we can't be having this shit. That's how far right they are. UKIP, I want to kill black people. UKIP is like, Whoa, guys, you are crazy. But it still comes down to, to some extent, optics, you know, that's still really the issue that people have. It's not the content that Paul Joseph Watson or UKIP would complain about. It's those guys. Yeah, you're making us look bad. Right. Right. And that's, you're making us white nationalists look like those white
Starting point is 00:21:12 nationalists. And that's pretty fucked up. That's pretty fucked up. But what's even more fucked up is Alex's take on Paul Joseph Watson's tweet. There can't be Alex's take. He has a take on the tweet. He has a take on the tweet about the tweet. Yes. Oh God, kill us all. I rarely disagree with Paul Watson. I don't really disagree with him here, but I called him last night. Paul just said, Hey, this national group and it has some problems in the UK. Trump ought to look, you know, where he tweets these videos because you can find other sources with one of the political baggage. The media spun that like we'd all turned against Trump and Trump's bad. And it says, in fact, in one article it says, the white supremacist Paul Watson. First of all, that's fair. He is.
Starting point is 00:21:55 But then also it's interesting that Alex is like, they're all pretending that they've turned on Trump. Like Paul Joseph Watson has multiple times said, I'm going to turn on Trump if he does X and then Trump does X or Paul Joseph Watson has literally said, I'm off the Trump train. Right. Like there, he's been very waffly, but they didn't get media attention for that. Really? Yeah. A little bit. They got a little bit. They got a little bit of that, but not as much as when Paul Joseph Watson pretended to eat books. Yeah, exactly. Cause it's too easy to clown on him for that stuff. Yeah. So anyway, let's get through the rest of this clip. Who always bleeds about Western civilization. It even went too far for him. See?
Starting point is 00:22:35 No, that's not right. They slander the president. They defame everybody. While they're the ones hyping up the cultural takeover of the West and the ones pushing all this. Paul wasn't mad at Trump. He was just simply saying that groups got some baggage and the other president might want to tweet from other sources. But again, they all left literally hundreds of publications, national news last night had his tweet. Look, even Alex Jones and even Paul Watson, the white supremacist, they actually said that. You are seeing what halfway going along with them gets you more lies. They take that as weakness. They've even turned against Trump. Everyone's turning against him. Again, more
Starting point is 00:23:15 fake news, more hype, more lies. Okay. Nobody's really saying that you're turning against Trump. What we're really saying is look at how dumb this guy is. Even dumb people are like, that's dumb. Even people who are like spiritually and philosophically further down the fucked up rabbit hole are like, this is not good. Yeah. Yeah. So the other thing that I think here's how bad it is. Okay. The media halfway defended Trump when he wouldn't condemn Charlottesville murder. Good people. Good people on both sides. Now fucking Alex Jones was like, that's probably somebody else. That's evil. You can't look even if you don't want to condemn them. Do it. All white racism is the feds. Right. That blew over. How bad is this? Even Alex Jones has
Starting point is 00:24:11 to be like, Whoa, guys, why are you talking bad about Trump on this one? I don't know. I can't even see anything wrong. He says as much. Yeah. I mean, we have another clip here in a minute that where he's like, I've looked into this. This is not bad. Like, you didn't look into anything. Oh man. Speaking of another thing he didn't look into. All of the things. One of the big stories that Alex is railing on today is about, I believe in Libya, there are, there was like a video that came out of people being sold into slavery, like slave blocks. I won't have you. And he's making a really big deal out of it. And I mean, to be fair, the global slave trade is a big deal, but it's a huge deal. But the way he presents it even in the States, I think the estimation is there
Starting point is 00:24:53 like 35 million slaves ultimately in the country. Yeah. And you know, it's a, it's a massive problem that a lot of organizations are doing a good job to try and address, but there's systemic issues. Anyway, Alex says, he says some really stupid shit about slavery here in this next clip. Anybody can go to an online encyclopedia. Anybody can go buy a Quran. I suggest you do it. I've done it. And it says that if someone is not a Muslim, you can put them into slavery. And it says that black people uses racial slur are not really human. He's trying to pretend that they have the N word in the Quran. Is he talking about Mormonism? No, that's certainly in there because that's
Starting point is 00:25:34 in there like word for word. Yeah. And so under Islam, you can enslave them and use them. And of course it was the Arab slave trade that created slavery in Africa and that then the West adopted their view on the biblical interpretations out of the Old Testament saying that the, you know, Mark of Cain and the rest of it was on black people. And so the transatlantic slave trade got picked up kind of after the end of the Crusades a few hundred years later when they took control of the Atlantic slave trade from the Muslims who had control in the Mediterranean. And so the Muslims have always continued the slave trade. And they also sell the organs of the Christian blacks. None of that's true. It's not even close to me. It doesn't even
Starting point is 00:26:25 make timeline sense. That's fucking insane. Yeah. That's insane. Get to your point. And then I have a point to make as well because you were chomping at the bit there. My point is all of the stuff is wrong. It's true. Like a fair point. Like what's amazing about that is he started off wrong. Right. And then he was like, I'm pretty sure that's wrong. But what if I go here and that was wrong? And then it got wronger. And then somehow it got wronger still. Right. And usually in this situation, it's a fascinating level of wrong. What happens in this situation though is generally Alex will somehow spiral into the correct territory. You know what I'm saying? Like historically, he'll go. I'm not, I'm not willing to go with you on that. No, let me, let me try and
Starting point is 00:27:10 explain this further. Right. Historically, eventually he gets to like, this is actually actual history. History. You know what I'm saying? You did mention that the Crusades happened a couple hundred years before this stuff. And that's kind of true. Exactly. So he at least has one, but he was still wrong about that. And he really went hard on the wrong. So the Arab slave start to finish the Arab slave trade was pretty massive back in might as well have ended with like, and then after World War II, we discovered it laying us. Like that's where you would say that. Yeah. It's where it might as well. That's a good point. So the Arab slave trade was pretty massive around Europe and the Iberian Peninsula from the time of like 700 AD to,
Starting point is 00:27:52 you know, into the 1300s and what have you. Right. But there's an interesting thing that needs to be taken into account and that is that every culture back then used slavery. Don't understand. Because they found over time that it was much more economically successful for them when they conquered an area to enslave everybody instead of just killing all of them. I can't see how that worked. They were a very usable group of people that they could have do all the work that they don't want to do, create leisure for themselves. Humans for human sake. It's absolutely universal through cultures. Greece, you know, the bedrock of Western civilization was full of slaves. Rome was full of slaves.
Starting point is 00:28:32 All of it. Like it's just continuous. But then the thing that we need to really address is that the Arab slave trade didn't evolve into the African and then European slave trade. No, that was a product of Portugal in the mid 1400s. Portugal at the time was an immensely successful nautical power. They were amazing at shipbuilding. Yeah. And one of the things that was the offshoot of that is that they were the first people that were able to get around the Horn of Africa. Right. They were able to get down there. And one of the things they did is they created the slave coast. Which was a large area of countries like Nigeria and a couple others I can't remember. And they would just go in and they would take a bunch of people. I think it was 1442 was when
Starting point is 00:29:19 they first started taking people from Africa. Do you know who was on those ships though? Columbus. I don't know. Magellan? Muslims. Oh, no. All portugals are Muslims. No, no. See, that's an interesting thing that you could argue because there was there was definitely. No, I understand that Muslims or at least the Arabs because it's not there's a lot of different groups. There's more. There's a lot of different types of groups, but they did end up taking a lot of the Iberian Peninsula, whether it be, you know, Portugal, Spain, all of that area. But there was a thing called the reconquista that happened between the 800s and the 1400s wherein the white people took back over the Iberian Peninsula. Don't understand. So Portugal never
Starting point is 00:30:07 heard anything like that. Portugal in the 1400s was not under Islamic rule. It was not under Arab rule. Are you sure? Positive. I don't think you can be sure. I'm absolutely positive. You know what? Egypt. Okay, great. Can't argue with that. So it's, it's complete nonsense. Like it's just all, it's all retconning history in service of demonizing Muslims. He's like, he's like season seven of Game of Thrones in that all of his dates kind of move around to the point where it doesn't make any sense. How could they have even gotten there? No, it doesn't make any sense. I agree with you in spirit. And I agree with Alex, not at all. So that sucks. I wish he would, you know what? I know what I've come to realize. What? It's impossible that he's studied anything because we've,
Starting point is 00:30:56 we see how slowly he reads right on the show because he reads or he tries to read some things. It does not go well. It's the, it's the reading equivalent of Hunt and Peck on a keyboard. You know, it's slow typing. He types, he types, he reads with two fingers on a typewriter metaphorically. And the idea that he would have ever read, like just for an example, John P Holdren's eco science textbook that he talks about all right. It's like 1100 pages and it's a fucking textbook. There's literally no way that his slow ass could read that within the time constraints that he has is he's got to do his three hours a day of radio, make these dumb ass special reports, and apparently he's in charge of the marketing department at info wars, creating the specials,
Starting point is 00:31:41 trying to get all the products out the door, all that stuff. There's no way he has time to read any of the stuff he says he's reading. I posit there is one thing he is good at. Okay. He's a world-class skimmer. Oh yeah. Like a world-class skimmer. Like just a headline. Just, I know, but that's my point. Like the way that he rambled off that nonsense history so confidently, he's confident. It made you, it was like, Oh, you've read a book, but you like skimmed it. You know, like you got the broad strokes of the book and he didn't even get that. No. So he's a world-class skimmer. Well, it's, it's, it's all confidence. It's sound and fury signifying nothing. It's just brash, uh, bullshit. He jerked off with a cliff notes of history and thought that that
Starting point is 00:32:25 means that meant he learned it. Absolutely. And that leads us to this next clip because, you know, in this clip, he's going to claim that he's looked into Britain first and he has not. No, he has not. President Donald Trump retweeted three videos posted by Christian activist Jada Frazin. And now she is appealing to different assistance as she faces prison time for hate speech charges. Christian activist arrested after speaking out against Sharia in Ireland. She's the Christian nationalist and leading figure in the British Britain first party that's been totally demonized and sees the opportunity to highlight her pension and issued a plea to President Trump to intercede on her behalf before she is sent to jail for the two years of convicted
Starting point is 00:33:14 for speaking out against Islam in the anti-terrorism rally in Belfast, Ireland. So you can say what you want about this, uh, group there in England that the media demonizes that I haven't really found any serious issues with. People can try to act like they're extremists and hope the establishment won't call for your arrest, but I'll assure you you'll be next. So he's again trying to trigger that, that first they came for the black. How many, how many euphemisms did we catch in there? I think you caught a lot. You were scribbling. I was scribbling. I was a Christian nationalist.
Starting point is 00:33:48 Christian nationalist is maybe the best euphemism that I've heard him say. Yeah. Because once again, let's let's just break down Christian nationalist. Please. It's very simple. White. Right. And I mean, that's full stop. That's code.
Starting point is 00:34:04 Full stop. Christian nationalists come on. Yeah. What are you, name a, name a Christian nationalist. When you close your eyes and think of Christian nationalist, Dan, what do you see? Billy Graham. Okay. That, uh, Jim Baker.
Starting point is 00:34:21 I don't know. Alex Jones. Is it anybody black? No. Uh, anybody brown? No. Anybody. Not women either.
Starting point is 00:34:28 Anybody. No, no women. Definitely not. Well, I guess this lady. Tammy Faye, Tammy Faye Baker, maybe then. She's dead. So she can't hurt us anymore. But she also turned against Jim Baker.
Starting point is 00:34:38 She did there at the end. He's a monster and then went to prison. Turns out. But, uh, I guess this Jada Franzen, uh, which is too close to my last name for comfort. Speaking out against Islam. Well, it's a great euphemism. Well, what they did is they were, they were charged with religiously aggravated harassment. It was an anti-terrorist rally, Dan.
Starting point is 00:34:56 Mm hmm. Yeah. We got a lot of euphemisms in there. Right. We got a lot of coded language. So a couple of things. The Britain first party is notorious for putting out propaganda and fake bullshit about Muslims. They will.
Starting point is 00:35:10 In the same way, ISIS is notorious for putting out propaganda about white people. Well, they'll post like all kinds of misleading shit about like people celebrating a soccer win. Just shot manipulatively to make it look like Muslims are rioting. Yeah. They put that one out like three times at least, if I recall. And Paul Joseph Watson plays the same game when he has like fireworks displays and he's like, the city is under attack and stuff like that. They play on people's ignorance like that incredibly.
Starting point is 00:35:35 And also apparently the, this Britain first party got in trouble because they had images of the British crown on their merchandise, which is a branding issue. That's going to al Capone you, man. That's, that's the tax evasion of racism is what that is. Yeah. And so they, they got in trouble with the advertising standards authority in Britain. And they had to take all their shit off because they, the use of the crown symbol would imply that they were selling merchandise that was British made under the, the government,
Starting point is 00:36:07 and what have you. So that's just fun. But that's one of those things where it is like, okay, both parties are dumb here. Right. You should be able to put the crown on some shit. I, I, yeah, I don't really care. That's not important. Exactly.
Starting point is 00:36:22 But what is important is these three retweets that Trump did of these videos. Yeah. So if you get down, is it important? If you get down to, I kind of think it's not. I'm going to go with it's the least important thing ever. Yeah. So, uh, one of them is a Muslim titled Muslim beats or Muslim migrant beats up. Dutch boy on crutches is a fake video.
Starting point is 00:36:42 It was created by a website called dumpert. The second one, Muslim destroys a statue of the Virgin Mary is real. But it was of a cleric who was affiliated without the Al-Nuzra front and it was from the Syrian civil war. So it's not even, it's not current or anything. The other one, the video Islamist mob pushes teenage boy off roof and beats him to death was actually of a young cleric and critic of Mohammed Morsi beaten up in, uh, 2013 amidst the unrest of Morsi's overthrow.
Starting point is 00:37:10 So they're not really like, they're presenting at the same. That was during the Arab Spring. Yeah. And they're presenting it the same way. Alex presents all this, uh, all this bullshit about, um, the, uh, the knockout game and what have you. Right. And it's like, it's, it's acting like it's random attacks.
Starting point is 00:37:27 Yeah. And one of them is fake, legit fake. And the other two are one in the middle of a civil war and the other was in the middle of an overthrow and the person who was the victim of it was a critic of the deposed, uh, government. Yeah. All Muslims. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:37:42 And, and so, you know, the, the term fake news is toothless and meaningless. Yeah. But in this case, the, the three videos that were being, uh, that were retweeted were propaganda. Yeah. Absolutely were propaganda in service of only demonizing all Muslims. Here's my take on this. Okay. Okay.
Starting point is 00:38:05 Uh, this does not matter. It does. I'm not even going to look. The president's role in it does. This is not fake news that he's, this is not news. Here's, here's the point. Okay. What did we learn from Trump's tweet?
Starting point is 00:38:19 Well, we already knew that he was a, uh, violent Islamophobe. Right. So I guess we didn't learn that. Okay. What else did we learn? We learned that he's dumb, but we already knew that too. I don't know. I guess not much.
Starting point is 00:38:30 You have, you have actually written down the first two on the things that I have, or you said the first two on the things that I wrote down as the things we already knew. What's the third? The third is Trump is chaos. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah. All of this stuff, it, it doesn't this all fit in line with everything we already know about Trump? Yeah. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:38:49 This isn't news. No, that's true. It's not, it's nothing. But it's something to add on. It's your racist grandpa pointing out, saying like, uh, three million immigrants, illegal immigrants voted. Things that are not news become news when the president's doing them and they're bigoted. Again.
Starting point is 00:39:04 That's, that's important. But you, we, we, it's not new, but it's adding wood on the pile. This is when we get back to my theory that there is no Trump stories. There's one Trump story and that's if you are writing a Trump story, it should be impeach the president, impeach the president, impeach the president, impeach the president. That's what it should be. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:39:23 There's no point in writing. Or arrest the president. Yeah, yeah. There's no point in writing a Trump does blank story. No, that's probably true. It doesn't matter. Yeah. Except to make Theresa May look like a giant pussy.
Starting point is 00:39:35 Well, she came out and said, don't do that. Yeah. And what does she, what is everybody in Britain call for? They say you should revoke his ability to visit us. Yeah. And you should denounce him. And she was like, hold on guys. Maybe Corbin will do that.
Starting point is 00:39:48 Yeah. But anyway, this next clip, we haven't had a lot of Russia talk lately. Alex has not been super on the let's discuss Russia tip. Right. But he drops this little chestnut in as he's going through the day's news breakdown. Before election, Putin offers 8.6 billion to Russians to have more babies. Here the left is saying, if you're white especially, don't have more babies. Agreed.
Starting point is 00:40:14 Interesting. So. Right. That's a weird policy. What do you mean? Paying. Just on, just on Russia's front. Well, the implication that he's is making is that like Putin is paying white people to have
Starting point is 00:40:31 children and it goes back to that birth rate narrative that he always has. Which makes it a weird policy. Is that, is that their, do you think Alex saw that and was like, oh, that's a solution to white people not reproducing it? No, no. Alex absolutely thinks that. Yeah. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:40:48 No, that's not. That's an, that's an interesting, like just. I think he said as much already. See, now that's an interesting thought just on a purely academic level. All right. Can you pay people to become the majority again? No. That's a really interesting policy idea.
Starting point is 00:41:04 And it would take, it would take the generation too. Like there would be a delay in it. I don't know. It's stupid, but it's just a, it's another way of him. Like he complains about birth rate stuff. Right. And he's using Putin as an example of someone who's doing it right. And the left doesn't want white people having babies.
Starting point is 00:41:20 They won't even pay us to have babies. I mean, it just goes back to the, you know, white identification, white. Anything Putin does is the best idea. Yep. So anyway, this next clip. There's another narrative on the show. And it will end up leading to the cliffhanger. This is the introduction of it.
Starting point is 00:41:36 Okay. Apparently. All right. This is the sixth season of Breaking Bad is what's going on right here. Apparently. There's a university somewhere near Austin. Okay. And one of their columnists.
Starting point is 00:41:50 UT? No. Okay. It's in like sand, something or other. Okay. One of their columnists wrote an article about how most of the white people he's ever met in his life have not been great. Here's the, uh...
Starting point is 00:42:04 That's a better article than anything the New York Times has put out recently. Here is Alex Jones being furious about it. Of course. And we'll be back on the other side. And here's a big report up on infowars.com and newswars.com from campus reform. Student op-ed calls for white people on abomination. Student op-ed calls white people on abomination. When I think of all the white people I've ever encountered,
Starting point is 00:42:31 there's perhaps only a dozen I would consider decent. Texas State University student newspaper on the front published an op-ed Tuesday telling white people that your DNA is an abomination. This is down in San Marcos. We should get a physical copy of it. We have photos of it. But I think of all the white people I've ever encountered, whether they've been professors, peers, lovers, friends, police officers, etc.
Starting point is 00:42:54 There's perhaps only a dozen I would consider decent. Student columnist Rudy Martinez begins the op-ed. Well, what a racist pig. Great. Great. So what are your thoughts on this? I'm trying to think of a dozen white people I know that I would consider decent. I don't think I can think of even a dozen. No?
Starting point is 00:43:14 No. Interesting. But that's because my bar for decent goes well beyond anything that a comedian can possibly do. So the thing is here. If you're a comedian, you're probably a monster. That's just kind of how we work, right? I guess so. So this is a guy who's just a campus editorial writer, Alex Jones.
Starting point is 00:43:35 Someone for whom you are already in the corner before it even began. No, because I hated most of the other columnists at my campus paper. Okay. All right. But it just makes me think of how much fucking fun I would have with this. I know, right? If I were, like, when I was in college, I wrote for my campus paper for three years. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:43:52 I wrote editorials for the man-eater. Again, the University of Missouri student newspaper. Which is why you hearing a student newspaper editorial become shit talking is the greatest thing you've ever heard. And I got incredible hot water for an article I wrote about how all farmers do is jack off cows. Yep. And shit like that. It was a satirical piece, but I got like fucking death threats.
Starting point is 00:44:16 I got people trying to kick me out of college. Yep. I bet he's doing great right now. And I turned that into so much fun, just telling people to kiss my ass. Yeah. Like people who would send me aggressive emails. I would just be like, kiss my ass. Come on.
Starting point is 00:44:28 Come on. Bring it. Bring it. You wuss. And so, like, if Alex Jones, when I was in college, had taken my article and started lying about it and misrepresenting it and turning it into something like one of his narratives, I would have been like, fuck you. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:44:45 This is going to be the best day of my life. I would be sitting there drunk as shit. And just like, I would, it would be all I talked about. That makes, that actually infuriates me on a different level. How is it that he's getting this fucking idiot editorial writer's shit and he still hasn't found out about us? Well, because that's bullshit. Well, because he's not afraid of them.
Starting point is 00:45:05 He, I, I don't mean this like. He's not afraid of us. I don't mean this narcissistically. He should be. Like the, the fact that we take the time and deconstruct the things that like the Muslim slave trade narrative and the Dennis Montgomery one, we did way back, those sorts of things. Like we deal with him in a way that he's not being dealt with by other people. And I think he should be scared of giving us any kind of promotion.
Starting point is 00:45:29 Even if it's these guys are fucking globalists. I know Soros pays them. Right. Something like that. That even would be dangerous for him. Anything that would get us more attention. Actually very, very dangerous. But all he's doing is giving this dumb ass editorial writer more attention.
Starting point is 00:45:42 Right. But he, he knows that he can just use that guy as a prop. Now, if it was me in college and he did that, it would be a fucking huge mistake. Because that sounds, that sounds dangerously Alex Jonesy and right there because I would, because that's like, that's, that's the writing equivalent of you being like, Hey, if, if look, he can punch that guy over there. But if he punches me, I'm going to beat his ass. No, I'm presenting like, I don't know what this editorial writer is going to do.
Starting point is 00:46:06 And I hope he has a little bit of the Dan in. I hope he gets in contact with us. I hope he has Dan's spirit in him. Because if I was then I would get on his, I would get on Alex's show. Yeah. Because I know he would want to have me on the show. And then I would just get wasted or something like that and make a mockery of the proceedings. What is this dude?
Starting point is 00:46:23 Why are we not emailing this dude right now? Well, we'll get in touch with him. Yeah. Why are we not doing that? I don't know. I didn't actually read his article. I'm not going to read a fucking campus editorial. I throw all trash.
Starting point is 00:46:37 Of course not. Of course not. They're all fucking trash. That's not the point. The point is now that we got this guy on our team, we can throw him on the Alex Jones deep. Yeah. So let's, let's, let's move along. I just have a lot of fantasies about what I could have done back there.
Starting point is 00:46:49 Oh God. I'm sorry, Dan. Oh well. Anyway, in this next clip. Oh, take him down into my editorial workshop and I just hammer out a typewriter piece and I just, oh, I'd say nasty things to him. I'd probably just get high and write something. That'd be fun.
Starting point is 00:47:06 Anyway, Alex earlier was talking about how Putin is going to pay white people to reproduce. Yes. And in this next clip, he has a little article about a policy that makes perfect sense that we should apply to the United States. Now he's going to get into an article and he does not get into the article. He just reads the headline of an article and talks about how it's important about Muslims taking over demographically in Europe. And the source of it might be interesting.
Starting point is 00:47:33 Continuing, ladies and gentlemen, Muslim population Europe to triple by 2050, even with zero migration study shows. RT. It's going to go from 1% to 3%. Possibly. And you heard that at the end. Yeah. It's by RT.
Starting point is 00:47:49 It's from RT. It's from RT. Yeah. So one of the big pieces of news from Alex's last marathon is that he launched a new product called the real red pill, right? Right, right, right. You told me about that. And from what we've been able to discern, it's a multivitamin.
Starting point is 00:48:06 Yeah. It's a, it's nothing. It's a multivitamin that turns you into an aware socially reprehensible human being. It also has a steroid precursor. It makes you think other human beings are asleep and that you should kill them at will. I promise there's no stimulants in here, but also brain force has some stimulants. Yeah. So now let's get fucked up and sing a song.
Starting point is 00:48:27 He does so many fucking commercials for this real, real, real pill. And I just have this that I thought was really funny. So it's reportedly, you can do your own research, totally and completely safe. I don't think that's a ringing endorsement. It's totally and completely safe. According to research. You can do your own research. Don't.
Starting point is 00:48:50 It's reportedly safe. Reportedly safe. That's not good. I don't like it when you have to tell me something is totally and completely safe. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I don't know, like, if you were like, hey, Jordan, take this, it's completely safe. I would be like, uh, that, that doesn't sound good. If you said it's totally and completely safe.
Starting point is 00:49:07 I'd be like, I do not trust you at all, sir. And the caveat of like, do your own research. Yeah, uh, you, you, I'm not confident in this. So when we were going back through 2015, we discovered that Alex stole Hillary for prison from a bumper sticker that saw and turned it into a million dollar industry for him with the shirts and rare, you know, bum rushing Hillary events and stuff like that. And, uh, in this next clip, he admits that he stole the name real red pill from the matrix. Well, that's not surprising.
Starting point is 00:49:37 Depending on the batch, pink or red, this particular batch of the beat, where it's not that dark, which is barely pink. And I thought a pink pill, I go, ooh, matrix red bill, call it the real red bill. I know it's not surprising, but it is important that we document like legitimately how uncreative Alex is. He stole one of his biggest things from a bumper sticker that he saw. And he's admitting that he just stole this from the matrix. Yeah, but that's a hard right thing.
Starting point is 00:50:04 That's always been a hard thing. It's always been a red pill. Like that's what they've called their conversion for years. No, no, I know. I understand. I, I just don't, I just don't find this one to be surprising. It's not surprising. It's just about putting it on the record.
Starting point is 00:50:17 Okay. He admits that it's just about putting it on for posterity. Exactly. Yes. This is about documenting. He steals everything. You're right. He's uncreative and just, uh, is a plagiarist to a great extent.
Starting point is 00:50:27 Sounds like a plan. Anyway, this next clip, Alex Jones. Uh, he has a, you know, I would say that one of the things that defines the man is a certain over inflated sense of himself and his importance in the world. No idea. And that's why he prudents, pretends that these callers that lie to him are CIA sources and stuff like that. I don't know if you've been keeping up the FBI guy.
Starting point is 00:50:55 I'm literally not allowed to keep up by, by design. I cannot keep up. So I know you've been slacking on keeping up. God damn it. But, uh, the FBI caller who was saying that there's helicopters shooting, uh, at the Las Vegas shooting and stuff like that, uh, who Alex said the FBI contacted 20 minutes after, uh, he was on the phone with him and he put him in the clink, right? Took away his phone and all this shit.
Starting point is 00:51:21 And then he, then he called in again, uh, and Alex was like, oh, they got him in trouble again. Right. Uh, his new narrative is that he's had to flee the country or something. Okay. All right. I don't know. Are we doing a VH one? Where are they now?
Starting point is 00:51:33 Is that what's going on right now? The narrative has escalated incredibly. I don't believe a lick of it. Where is he now? I don't know. This is, yeah. Easter Island. Is he, is he undisclosed?
Starting point is 00:51:44 Is he cutting us off from our escape plan? He might be. Oh, that bastard. Uh, so the thing, the, the reason I wanted to bring that up is I want to play a little bit of Alex's game, the conspiracy game. Yes. Before I do, I want to make it clear that I think Alex is making all this up and the caller is bullshitting.
Starting point is 00:51:59 Of course. But if he's not, and he is an FBI agent who called in and was revealing information, the only way that the FBI would have been able to find out who he is that quickly and lock him up is if Alex tipped him off, if Alex snitched on the guy to the FBI. Unless they've already been watching him. Or watching Alex. Who was, who isn't watching him? In Alex's world?
Starting point is 00:52:26 In Alex's world? Who isn't watching him? I just wanted to give the suggestion that he sold out his source because he sells out all his sources. If it's truly does. He has a documented history of revealing sources over and over again. It's entirely possible. It's actually Donald Trump Jr.
Starting point is 00:52:40 Probably is. Anyway, like I said, he has an inflated sense of his, his self and his importance. And in this next clip, he talks about how he's been threatened by people about what he covers. No, I don't want him to be threatened. Well, I've been threatened from the highest levels in private meetings that rock the record. So I won't say by who it's convenient that they're going to destroy me. Also, that's not the only thing that off the record covers. It's not like, just don't say who I am.
Starting point is 00:53:09 Hey, hold on. I'm going to destroy you. Right. This is off the record though. You can't say it. So stupid. They're going to come after us financially in every other way. If I don't leave the Muslims alone and I've been told that's the group.
Starting point is 00:53:22 You leave them alone and you leave the pedophile stuff alone. Well, guess what? I'm tripling down. Get ready. The big torpedoes are coming. You want to fight? You better believe you got one hundred and ten percent head to head. Fill your hand.
Starting point is 00:53:39 Let's go. Fill your hand. That's how I go to the heights is engaging you. The bigger the enemy, the better. It's everything I've been asking for. Let's go. I'm going to go after radical Islam. I'm going to go after it's orthodoxy.
Starting point is 00:53:55 I'm going to go after the pedophiles. I'm going to go after the globalists and I'm being proven right on every front. So get ready. It's like I'm a missile guidance system. What you don't want me to cover is right where I go. So thank you for letting me know where you're at and who you are. I'm coming for you. And the spectacle of whatever happens will light you up for everybody else
Starting point is 00:54:18 to open fire politically as well. See, I'm not a Satanist like you. It didn't all about me. Because it's all about me. It's all about my family and other decent people having a future. It's not about me because it's all about me. You got that? No!
Starting point is 00:54:35 It's about my life but other people's lives because I'm connected to them and I want them to have a future. And it's a man's job to stand up for other people's future. Because other men did it so I'd have a future. No! And I'm not going to let those other men and women down. You got that? It's a fight I want.
Starting point is 00:54:52 Great. That is weird. So do you know what he was describing? There's a lot of things. He was describing conversations with his lawyers he's had about things that he is going to get sued over. Probably is being sued. Yeah, he's not talking about high level people who have threatened him.
Starting point is 00:55:09 He's talking about his lawyers being like, Okay, here's what you said and here's how we're all going to lose all of our money. You are in jeopardy. Here's what you said. Here's how we're going to lose all of our money. Here's what you said. You're my favorite client. I am going to charge you all the money.
Starting point is 00:55:22 There are a lot of hours. So many hours you can bill on Alex. But the thing is there, what I think, first of all, it's not about me. It's all about me thing. That makes perfect sense. Well, I think it does on some level because I think that he is, it's the race memory. I think Burrida just threw that on the things you think is a reasonable list. I think that he, what he's doing is he's trying to tap into that like my ancestors are right here.
Starting point is 00:55:46 Yeah. Kind of thing. Okay. So he's like, we are all the same person to some extent. Still don't get it. Well, in an empathic sense, I do really like that kind of thought that like you and I are essentially the same person just living different experiences. The great big blob theory.
Starting point is 00:56:02 Yeah. I mean, the Buddhist great big. Well, yeah. It's a great way to, you know, force empathy on yourself if you can't get there other ways. Well, clearly it is not. Clearly it is an ineffective way of thinking about things in order to successfully do that. Not how Alex uses it. It will definitely root you there.
Starting point is 00:56:20 But the other thing is like this to me feels real tired. Like really, like he's trying to work himself up and like, you want to fight, you got it. And he just can't get over the hill into like the, I'm going to scream and yell and what happened. I don't know why that maybe no brain force in the studio or something along those lines, but it does feel a bit different than he's not, you think he's not capable of turning over the engine quite as strong. I think, I think there might be something going on.
Starting point is 00:56:47 And I understand like if I'm hungover or something like that, it's tough for me to work. You know, it's tough for me to get my chains in motion. Right. And there might be some sort of like stimulant withdrawal or something like that he's experiencing. That's possible because you know how it goes. People order too much of the brain force and then you're out the warehouse. There's not any, you didn't plan ahead. Well, and you know, you know, he has auto ship because he wants that extra 10% discount.
Starting point is 00:57:09 Come on, man. It's true. Alex, or he could just be hungover. Alex, he's a bargain hunter. He buys everything for the year on Cyber Monday. Back in the day, back in the day, he used to cut coupons. Yeah. Hey, what are you going to do? Yeah. So in this next clip, probably still cuts coupons in his next clip,
Starting point is 00:57:27 Alex Jones gets really defensive about how right wing watch put up a video. Before we go any further. God damn it. Let me ask you a question. Please do. Do you think it is, do you think it's a today thing or do you think it's a larger trend of him not being able to really turn it over? No, I think it's today.
Starting point is 00:57:43 You think it's just today? Other days, like he's really gotten to the beginning of that feminist baby riff. Like that was, he was on for sure. I don't like any part of that sentence. Feminist baby. The beginning part of that baby feminist riff. He was on for sure. Is not a sentence that I ever want to hear.
Starting point is 00:58:04 He's got the spirit in him. Like his like trying to not get to the story because he knew it was weak. 00:58:09,920 --> 00:58:13,840 Like he was on like, like Donkey Kong. It was good. All right. But anyway, this next clip, right wing watch put out a video about him like basically preying on air, which we've seen him do a bit.
Starting point is 00:58:26 We've seen plenty of players. And he gets pretty defensive about it. And then he pivots to a really weird, real weird thing. They had right wing watch all these globalist sorrows. Fun and groups attacked me and make fun of me yesterday. Alex Jones called on the power of Christ. Alex Jones told his listeners to ask God for guidance and to pray to Jesus Christ. And they made jokes about it.
Starting point is 00:58:50 So Alex thinks he thinks we're going to get to the crazy part. But they made jokes. He thinks that they are like, they hate Christians and what have you. But the reality is that we know that Christians don't even let their daughters date until they run away at 18. The reality is that they're making fun of how he does it. It's so fake. It's so false.
Starting point is 00:59:09 Like our first episode has the, it's time to pray. It's time to pray. God, that's right. I forgot about that. Yeah. It's so good. He does shit like that where it's like, just, it's so false. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:59:21 And that's really more what they're making fun of. It's like, he's screaming about hating people and demons. And it's time to pray. Time to pray. That's why you're godless losers, Filth. You're so disconnected. You think it's discrediting that I call in the name Jesus Christ? You must understand again.
Starting point is 00:59:38 They act like they manage all the words. I actually agree. And they manage the culture. I do think it's discrediting. And they manage everything. So if they say something's discrediting, then oh, I better stop doing it. Yeah. Oh, Trump's discredited because he tweets what he wants to.
Starting point is 00:59:52 Oh, he showed Muslims involved in violence. Well, actually, yeah. Again, I agree. That's the greatest crime. Oh, the Dutch government says this video of a kid being beaten up may not be real. Oh, really? The Muslims never beat up anybody. There's no go zones.
Starting point is 01:00:07 France, England, Sweden, Germany, all have no go zones where the fire departments and the police departments won't even go. Just type it in. Not true. Not true. Alex, don't tell people to type it in. Not true. So here's what comes up if you Google that.
Starting point is 01:00:24 It turns out that in 2015, here's a headline out of the New York Times. Fox News apologizes for false claims of Muslim-only areas in England and France. Can't think of any reason. Fox News issued an unusual on-air apology on Saturday night for having allowed its anchors and guests to repeat the false claim that there are Muslim-only no-go zones in European countries like England and France that are not under the control of the state and are ruled according to Sharia law. The statement was referred to as a correction by the Fox report host Julie Banderas,
Starting point is 01:00:56 who said that, quote, over the course of this last week, we have made some regrettable errors on air regarding the Muslim population in Europe, particularly with regard to England and France. Wow. Now, this applies especially to discussions of so-called no-go zones, areas where non-Muslims allegedly are not allowed in. Which are totally real. And the least supposedly won't go, Ms. Banderas continued.
Starting point is 01:01:14 100% real. To quote, quote, To be clear, there is no formal designation of these zones in either country. Still real. And no credible information to support the assertion Doesn't matter. That there are specific areas in these countries that exclude individuals solely based on their religion.
Starting point is 01:01:28 Sounds true to me. That's Fox News. That's an even notoriously stupid and diplomatic New York Times is like Fox News issued a rare apology, which might might as well read like notoriously low barred Fox News finds out they went below that bar themselves. Fox News says, whoops, that should be that line. Yeah. Just like, uh-oh.
Starting point is 01:01:53 So Alex, come on. Fox News delineates line we didn't know existed for them. I mean, you can do this too. Like, you can look into it if you want. You can dig a little bit deeper and find. Type it in. Sure. Type it in.
Starting point is 01:02:06 Type it in. All these ideas. I mean, like this is one of the things they talk about all the time with Sweden. They talk about Malmo. The city of Malmo being like there's only Muslim violence, Sharia law. And if you look into it, it's absolutely not true. It's there are videos much like the ones Trump retweeted or Paul Joseph Watson makes hay out of, uh, and they're all complete nonsense.
Starting point is 01:02:29 They're, they're misrepresented videos. Like again, I can't stress enough. The idea that Paul Joseph Watson would have a video of a New Year's celebration where people are, or it might have even been like Bastille day. Yeah. Something where they're shooting off fireworks and stuff and claim that it's Muslim hordes run amok. It, it means that nothing is credible.
Starting point is 01:02:48 Like your, your standards of what you're doing are out the window. And so whenever you have these people who are reporting on these Muslim, no go zones, it's generally stuff like that. Yeah. It's flimsy bullshit. It's frustrating to me that because that's it. Like the one truth of America is the one truth of immigrants who go anywhere. Sure.
Starting point is 01:03:10 Which is not when an immigrant goes somewhere, they just want to recreate their home. No. When an immigrant goes somewhere, they become part of somewhere new. Right. And like that is what America is. Like when you go to New Orleans, you don't go there because you see a different group of people everywhere. You go there because you see all of these people creating something new.
Starting point is 01:03:34 True. Creating something beautiful because they all want to join the place there. And let me take that even one step further. One of the things that's so awesome. I live in uptown in Chicago and in uptown. As do I. There's a area called little Vietnam. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:03:49 Just as one of the examples of the little sort of cultural enclaves. That exists in the city. Right. You go to Pilsen and go down to Chinatown. And there are places like that which is the affirmation of the other side of the immigrant experience. Where you want to become a part of the whole, but at the same time you retain the pieces of your culture and everyone can appreciate them and join in your culture on a facsimile
Starting point is 01:04:13 level in the larger America. And it's beautiful. It's great. And to even bring Muslims into it. When I was growing up there was a mosque in Columbia, Missouri that was like I don't know a couple blocks from downtown. Right. I mean whatever that means in a small town.
Starting point is 01:04:29 But like I would go to the mosque. I would go with my family. We'd go and just go to other cultures festivals. And not even just services. All of Chicago. Yeah. All of Chicago. Cuban festival.
Starting point is 01:04:44 Puerto Rican festival. All of those things. All of it. You don't go there and see all of these Cuban people and every time a white person walks in they're like whoa back the fuck off. It's like the record scratch. No. It's everybody like check this shit out.
Starting point is 01:04:58 Look at this shit. Look at what's going on here. And generally you hope that it's not like the Halloween costume version of appropriation. You know like. Right. You know you have a Mexican festival and it's just drunk white people and superheroes. Right. You do get that.
Starting point is 01:05:11 Do you mean Cinco de Mayo? Well you do get that for Cinco de Mayo or St. Patrick's Day. Right. You get those versions of stuff. Right. But. Which is a weird. Which is one of the weirder like.
Starting point is 01:05:21 Okay. But that's because those holidays are really just about booze. Civil war and chasing snakes out of everywhere. But those are the two holidays we sell. I mean fine. It's less. It's less about what the holiday is and how it's become associated with booze. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:05:34 01:05:34,880 --> 01:05:36,240 And you know. And once again immigrants they go places. We all want to get fucked up together. Totally. That's what we do. And that's the bigger picture. And you know you can have those examples of Cinco de Mayo and St. Patrick's Day.
Starting point is 01:05:47 But if you look at the bigger picture. You look at the broader picture. There are all those other awesome little fests and block parties and what have you. Do you want to know. Do you want to know what the best thing to show people who hate immigrants is. Immigrants. The movie cone heads. Oh boy.
Starting point is 01:06:05 It's such a strangely accurate immigrant story. Not new. I swear to God. Wait. That's not that. I swear. No. That's Morgan Mindy.
Starting point is 01:06:13 I swear to God. Watch cone heads now with the image of white nationalism in your head. And you'll be like. Oh I kind of get it. They come from France. They come from France. I got one reference. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:06:26 But their daughter grows up speaking unaccented English like all of this shit. And they get that feeling of like well we want you to have some sort of connection to your homeland. Well at the same time we do want you to integrate into your new homeland. And so there's all of these fears coming together. Also. Oh my god. Dan Ackroyd. He talks funny.
Starting point is 01:06:47 They think condoms are gum. They eat all kinds. Oh. Anyway. Wild. He drives a taxi. Isn't that weird. This isn't a movie review show.
Starting point is 01:06:54 Anyways. 01:06:55,200 --> 01:06:55,840 Anyways. This next clip. Just like Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles is a surprising review of gang culture in New York City in the late 80s. So is cone heads. A surprising review of immigrant crunch culture in the late 90s. Let's go to this next clip.
Starting point is 01:07:08 I'm just saying. This is a Mike Dan clip. Predictive program. This is a Mike Dan clip. Everything is a Mike Dan clip from here on out. So in this next clip Alex Jones reveals that he has a nuanced understanding of lesbians. And it's one of the more fucked up things I've heard on this show. Most of the so-called liberal lesbians and all these groups they just want to have the guy with
Starting point is 01:07:30 the duck's ass haircut and the James Dean outfit. The truth is James Dean wants to slap in girls around. But they want to be the ones slapping the girls around. And statistically it shows it. I'm not blaming all lesbians. But it shows that most of these butch lesbians they want to be the guy smacking the hot chick around. They think that's manly. And a lot of the chicks they like it.
Starting point is 01:07:49 See because no man will do that to them. And I'm not saying it's good if a man does that. But some women like it. And if they can't find a man to smack them around. Well they found them a girl going to do it real good. Knock them upside their head and have 50 shades of gray about the sexy rich guy that's going to chain you up. Of course you're going to get chained up one time. They're going to put that devil mask or that piggy mask on.
Starting point is 01:08:10 They're going to say now I'm going to torture you for about six weeks. To start begging for your mommy and your daddy. That's the liberals. So I'm going to pause there for a second. Because he jumps from that onto something if possible even more fucked up. I can't. What? Yeah.
Starting point is 01:08:30 Okay. So he argues that I guess what he's saying is that. First off what he's saying is he's hit women. Totally. That's exactly what he's saying. He's saying it's not right but some like it. Yeah. He's saying that Stockholm syndrome is actually just how you're supposed to deal with people.
Starting point is 01:08:49 Right. I don't know what to do with that. Well when he says that's not what I'm saying. The question is then what are you saying. And the answer is I think he's saying it's okay to hit women. I think he probably on some level thinks that. Yeah. I mean the male dominated culture that he has expressed wanting.
Starting point is 01:09:09 Well and of course if you are hitting somebody generally speaking they will say no. Please don't hit me. Right. In which case you will say no. Your no actually means you really want me to hit you. But he's not wrong on some level that like you know the sexual spectrum is wide and some people like rough trade. No.
Starting point is 01:09:30 But again. But at the same time that's not what he's talking about. There's something called consent. Right. He is not talking about consent. No and he's talking about smacking people around. That's not like within the consensual boundaries. And even then he's like he's like well okay his his logic does not track.
Starting point is 01:09:45 Okay. Women go to lesbians because they want to get hit and no man will do it. Right. Then later on what he's saying. Then later on he says women go women who let men hit them. Then they put on pig masks. No. And say I'm going to torture you for six weeks.
Starting point is 01:10:03 No that's just jumping into his 50 shades of gray is a gateway drug kind of thing to like you get tied up once and everything's fun. Everything is cool. But then the next time they torture you. Okay. That's kind of what he that's what he believes about the idea of BDSM and stuff like that. And that's liberals. Liberals.
Starting point is 01:10:20 So now let's get to the rest of this clip because I'm telling you it gets even more fucked up the way his brain jumps around. It's very strange. Listen to this fucking shit. Okay. They want to get you in a dungeon. They want to strap you down and take a buzz saw and cut the top of your head off like a pumpkin and pull it off and get a little spoon and go when you're looking in a mirror.
Starting point is 01:10:39 This is one thing I know they like to do. They go I'm going to eat your brain now. Let's start. Let's start at the side areas here because we don't want to take away your side at the back or your thinking on the front. I'm going to eat your cerebral cortex last because I've got power. I love Satan and I'm going to suck you dry and I'm going to torture you to death. And you're going to follow my liberal orders and you're going to talk like I talk and you're
Starting point is 01:11:07 going to be guilty when I say you're guilty and you're going to bow to me. Alex just watched Hannibal. That's what happened. Did you watch that Ray Liotis scene in Hannibal? Yeah. There's no other reference for that. I can think of no other way you would grab that specific reference. It's just Hannibal.
Starting point is 01:11:24 That's literally a scene from the sequel to Silence of the Lambs. He just got fucking high as shit on brain pills or whatever and watched Hannibal. This is so real. Oh my god. The Ray Liotis. That is a documentary. Even that guy's not an actor. Even if you're talking metaphorically that still doesn't make sense.
Starting point is 01:11:48 It's really interesting how that's not like that's not really blood libel but it's real close. You know it's not in that narrative but it's still like the cannibalism aspect of it. Here's what I think. I think the people who invented blood libel would hear that and be like shit. What a great idea. Right. Right.
Starting point is 01:12:07 We should have been saying that shit the whole time. Are you kidding me? The Europeans. We aren't fucked up enough to get there. To be fair. In a land where 90% of the children we know die of rickets. We're not that fucked up. To be fair I can't pull the name of the guy who wrote Hannibal but he wasn't around.
Starting point is 01:12:27 Oh Hannibal. Right. Hannibal Burris. This Hannibal Burris. To be fair those movies and books didn't exist back then so all those people have those ideas. Alex Jones. Race memory. He's an idiot.
Starting point is 01:12:39 So earlier we discussed how Alex believes that they're oh boy. Do they mention does he mention in Hannibal how he's not going to eat the frontal cortex and all that stuff. No but he takes off the top of raleo at his head. Right. No no no I was just because that suggests a certain level of information about the brain that I would not have expected from Alex. No but I think he's wrong also.
Starting point is 01:13:04 No absolutely. Yeah absolutely. That doesn't match science. No of course it's wrong. No I don't. As I recall no there's not that. I think that's just where his fantasies let him. I just think it's fun to see him go wild with the small amount of knowledge he does have
Starting point is 01:13:20 where it's like okay well if I were going to eat a brain and torture somebody I would pick like the middle part because that seems fine. The front part is good. The middle part's weird. The back part is lizards. That's what I know. He knows that the center is where everything happens and that's what you eat around the sides.
Starting point is 01:13:38 Wernicke and Broca's area are on the sides. Yeah. It's not anyway. He could have also just seen Temple of Doom. That's true. They eat a monkey's head there. That's true but that's not that's a monkey. That's a monkey.
Starting point is 01:13:48 This is Hannibal. Who among us are monkeys? Anyway I'm an ape but be that as an ape. Yeah you are. We talked about Muslim no-go zones and how even Fox News had to apologize for covering that because it's not real. Yeah. In his next clip Alex Jones pretends that there are no-go zones in America.
Starting point is 01:14:08 Where? And not even that. Not even just America. Okay. Austin itself. No. Yeah. Not in Austin.
Starting point is 01:14:15 I like the food they've got in East Austin. It's very diverse food. Got white folks, black folks, Hispanics, Asians all living in peace. Not Muslim. But there's a certain minority of black folks now that have bought into the whole black lives matter, the chip on the shoulder deal and the rest of it. And I mean almost everybody I know has been mugged or the people tried to mug them. Which is pretty dangerous because a lot of folks are concealed carry.
Starting point is 01:14:40 Pulls out a gun. But. Great. I don't want to put myself and my family in that danger. Never gone outside. 10 times a couple years ago and three times had very aggressive, large black males come up to me like it was a business. They were well dressed each time and threatened to attack me about it.
Starting point is 01:15:03 Yeah. I mean we've talked about this already. 01:15:04,880 --> 01:15:05,920 The stories that you tell. 01:15:05,920 --> 01:15:08,240 He's describing a homeless person, panhandling. Hey, I'm starving and he interprets that as a threat. I need money and he's being attacked or whatever.
Starting point is 01:15:13 But hold on. I didn't get money. And I just got in a fight stance and I just said, man, you need to back off. But that's what happened. And my wife was by the third time she goes, I guess you're right. We can't eat over here. And I said, no, I said, I don't.
Starting point is 01:15:29 She was, we just carry your gun. And I just said, I want to leave it in the car. I don't want to have to. I don't want to have to do this. I'm not out looking for this. I'm white. It's a no go zone. I can't go.
Starting point is 01:15:39 And a lot of folks that first moved in over there that I know personally that we're liberals, they're having to move out. I mean, we're being attacked. And the black culture with that minority of racist blacks is whites are evil. They deserve to be mugged. They deserve to be attacked. The new black Panther party in Houston says, don't loot in your neighborhood. Go loot the whites.
Starting point is 01:15:57 Go kill the whites and go mug the whites. So I mean, this is just racial fear. This is all nonsense. I've been to East Austin. Minority of racist blacks exists. Minority slash plurality of racist whites does not exist. Right. And they're all feds.
Starting point is 01:16:13 Yeah. Simple point of view. When I first moved to the city, Chicago, that is, I was really only city. I was really afraid of going to the south side or going west or anything like that. Yeah. And to be fair, we have bad ads for that. To be fair, there are some areas that aren't no go zones, but there are areas where you don't want to necessarily be after dark.
Starting point is 01:16:32 You won't see a right woman running at three. And if you do, it's a reality of the fucked up nature of how we've zoned this city in racist ways, but be that as it may. I mean, let's start with Nixon. But be that as it may. I thought the entirety of flight, I thought the entirety of certain areas of the city are just like, don't go there. You'll get stabbed because that is the rhetoric that people throw around.
Starting point is 01:16:57 That's what my parents threw around when I moved to Chicago. Yeah. And it probably took me a good year or so not to get past that because I realized that it was probably overblown, but to get to the point where like, no, almost all the city is awesome. Yeah. And like, I've been to East Austin, it's a great area that there might be dangerous pockets in. Right. You know, it's just the nature of cities.
Starting point is 01:17:22 That's kind of how urban areas work. We go through this so many different times, but it's like, if you go by per 100,000, all of a sudden you start seeing Chicago go down in the murder rate. Like, and even then you see the statistics on white on white and black on black crime, and chances are there's a 90% chance you're going to get fucked up by somebody of your own, your own race. Alex rejects those statistics. Like you can, you can go to the south side anytime you want, walk around anywhere.
Starting point is 01:17:53 You might get a weird look, but even then the only, you're not going to get hurt. Nobody wants, nobody wants to hurt anybody else. I give people weird looks constantly. Yeah, right. That's not, that's not weird. It's weird that you always do it to black people though. Have we had that talk? We should probably do this off air.
Starting point is 01:18:10 Yeah, that's true. Uh, anyway, let me tell you how I feel about Asian people. Oh boy. So it's such a weird idea. What, that riff you just went on that went nowhere? That someday at some point in time on this, that sometime on this show, I'd just be like, Hey guys, by the way, hate Asian people. I know it's a weird blind spot for me.
Starting point is 01:18:30 150 episodes in time to lay that on a weird thing to throw on you now. So I mean, like just this idea that he's applying this fictional stuff about no go zones in Europe to now Austin being a place where there are no go zones. It's just, he's so scared of everything. Yeah. It's just, it- No, he's not scared. He wants you to be scared.
Starting point is 01:18:52 Right, right. There's a financial incentive in him to make you afraid. It's just fucked up. Right. And not just that, but a political incentive. If you are in a city, one of the things that winds up making you so much more likely to be inclusive is that you are included. Well, and you-
Starting point is 01:19:10 When you're included in far, as we were talking about earlier, you're included in a Cuban celebration. You're not afraid of Cubans anymore. You're included. And you start to understand why they have that weird ham pickle and mustard sandwich. Yeah, yeah. The more you eat white people food, the more you're like, oh, maybe we shouldn't. This plantain isn't as bad as I thought it was going to be.
Starting point is 01:19:31 It's still pretty bad, but be that as it may. Wait a second. It's like a banana? It's like a little banana. What? Huh? Anyway, at the top of the show, we dealt with the narrative that Alex is pitching that Matt Lauer and Garrison Keeler's sexual assault accusations. Really just a money dodge.
Starting point is 01:19:50 It's all just trying to get out of contract. 01:19:52,080 --> 01:19:52,960 Someone have you. And that isn't flipping. He brings it up a bunch. Is that why the 49ers actually let Colin Kaepernick go? I don't know. Is that what his argument is?
Starting point is 01:20:00 No, that doesn't come up. Not that they're all incredibly racist and recognize that their fans are all racist too? That's not. He doesn't. That doesn't come up. But I just want to stress that like it's not just a throwaway thing for him. He brings it up like three or four times on the show. He really, that's really what he thinks is going on, which is bizarre.
Starting point is 01:20:19 Okay. Theory on why he would go so hard for that. Well, he's dumb. No, it's Roy Moore. Preemptive damage control for Trump. For him for him. No, I don't think for him. You don't think so for him?
Starting point is 01:20:33 I don't think so. You don't think Millie Weaver has got a story or two? Well, I look, I don't tell me. Tell me that Leanne McAdoo does not have a story to tell. I think they dated that, that like there's, there's a lot of talk online. That NDA is not going to last. I don't know that to be true. Their interaction is really weird, but at the same time, like there's rumors around
Starting point is 01:20:55 that they had a fling or something like that. And I would believe that's possible. And I'm not defending Alex Jones at all in saying this. Right. I don't think that that is his style. I don't think he's a sexual harasser. Yeah, but you wouldn't have thought that about Matt fucking Lauer either. I would think it more than Alex Jones.
Starting point is 01:21:14 I think that he is probably a harasser, but not like a grab. And maybe he is though. The way he yelled at that lady on the street. He sounds like a, he sounds like a cupcake. He's an ass grabber all the way. You might have talked me into it. You might have talked me into this. There's probably something.
Starting point is 01:21:28 I think, I think if, if somebody comes forward on Alex, somebody will. I think the more likely thing is protection for Trump and Roy Moore. That's more where his feelings lie. And the like, you know, even if it's politically motivated for those guys or financially motivated, then in the same way it has to be financially motivated for Roy Moore and for Trump as well. Well, but then also at the same time with the narrative that it's about the contracts that feeds into his preexisting narrative of the media collapsing
Starting point is 01:22:00 and everything falling apart. So he has a lot of reasons to, to be in that camp. He's backed himself into a strange corner of now defending every sexual harasser. To some extent. And it is weird in this next clip. He's unclear whether he's defending Matt Lauer. It's very, it's, it's up and down, very confusing. Okay.
Starting point is 01:22:20 We have the just accelerating executives, top media analyst, top talk show host being thrown overboard. Many cases like Lauer, they know about the sexual behavior for a decade. The escapades. Obviously many of the women wanted to be involved with him. But I don't, I'm still not defending. And it just shows the out of control behavior. So he, in that clip, he's saying that most of the girls wanted it.
Starting point is 01:22:42 Yeah. And I'm not defending him as every dude always says they wanted it. Right, right. So he is defending it, but he's trying to play that weird fence. He's trying to play that weird line of like, I'm not defending it, but everything I'm doing is defending. So in this next clip, we know that the globalists don't exist, as Alex believes them to.
Starting point is 01:23:05 And in this clip, he is sort of imagining his current victory over the globalists. And what they're doing is current victory. Well, he's, he's, he's, it's the next chapter of his fan fiction somewhat. And it's what the globalists are doing now. And now it's gone from the hedge to they're moving their main operations to the bunkers right now. So things are not going too well for them. And of course you can even see that mainstream media now that they're evacuating. So when you see the generals loading up on their train and, you know, running,
Starting point is 01:23:41 and then you see the train politically blowing up, because a lot of them aren't even politically getting out. A lot of them are getting indicted or they're going to prison or they're being found, you know, hung in their, in their bedrooms. Because a lot of their own people are turning on each other. A lot of the mid-level minions are turning on their bosses, but also bosses are cleaning up the breadcrumbs, cleaning up any witnesses right now. So a whole lot of folks are getting killed right now.
Starting point is 01:24:10 And the globalists have got their hands full, their hands full, killing off people that know where the bodies are buried or where the bank accounts are, where the landing bases are, all over rural areas. They're building landing strips for heavy aircraft. That's been in the news. It has. What? But also.
Starting point is 01:24:29 Where? But that's just like, that's Jade Helm style. There's a massive global cover up where people are being killed who have the Goods. Politically. Gotcha. But be that as it may, it's like, Alex, you're crazy, but that's crazy. If you want, that's good old fashioned crazy.
Starting point is 01:24:49 If you want to dance this dance, my friend, if you want to do that, you need information. It's half of your name. You have info is short for information. You have missed the point entirely, my friend. You need it. You need, I think you've lost your mind, Dan. All these people are getting killed all around. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:25:13 Who? Oh, Seth Rich. Frank. Seth Rich. Frank. Seth Rich. From down the way. Seth Rich.
Starting point is 01:25:21 He went down to the one of those no go zones. No go zones. A Soros operative took him down. Do you know why? Why's that? He had information on Frankie Jay. The singer? Yeah.
Starting point is 01:25:32 Do you ever have a no go zone snow cone? It's really good. Anyway. I've had a no go zone. Calzone? Calzone. God damn it, Dan. A no go zone.
Starting point is 01:25:44 Calzone. I was actually going to go with puzzle. Tommy Davidson. A no go zone. Anyway, in his next clip, Alex Jones projects a whole bunch. Most idiotic moronic people are going along with this because it's like a census. Are they? Getting a royal title that you, someone was racist to you or someone was bad to you.
Starting point is 01:26:04 So the more chips you can have on your shoulder, the better. But really, you're just being taught how to be an unhirable drooling basket case. Well, first off, Dan, someone has been racist to me. So you may bow. All right. Malage. Thank you very much. My lord.
Starting point is 01:26:21 I have in fact been sexually assaulted. You may bow once more. My lord. Thank you very much. Um, the irony there and the projection is like three quarters of the show is him talking about people treating him bad because he's white. So like it, it don't, I mean, okay. The difference between minorities and women speaking up for themselves and trying to adjust
Starting point is 01:26:45 the social hierarchy is that they're wrong and it's okay if you're white. Well, but the difference between that and Alex Jones creating an entire worldview that involves intentional poisoning of the water and destruction of Christian Christendom systems as a way to attack white people, white male patriarchy. The different, it goes back to what I was trying to get to with the feminist baby thing. It's like you, people post memes and then laugh like Nazi memes and then laugh that people are like, haha, you're triggered. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:27:17 It's like, you saw a feminist baby book and you tried like a little bitch. You did an entire like 15 minutes segment about it on your show. I want to see that movie now. That's triggered. We need to write feminist baby. And the, the, the extent next Pixar movie, the extent to which Alex Jones is like, I have been wronged racially is on an entirely different level. I think we're going to have to go to DreamWorks with feminist baby.
Starting point is 01:27:41 I don't think Pixar is going to do it for us. Oh, that's a kung fu panda situation. That's not dream. DreamWorks is the way to go. Um, I just, I just don't know, man. I don't understand how he doesn't have the reflection to be like, wait, I do that all the time. You can't, that's the entire, like, we go back to, we go back to this. And I've said this a million times in the past.
Starting point is 01:28:04 Hypocrisy is a feature. It is not a bug of their worldview. I don't disagree. Being capable of hypocrisy as point of view is something that they revel in. It's their main goal. They want every, like if you are a white person who wants special treatment for white people, the only way you can deal with that is by turning hypocrisy into your entire existence. Right.
Starting point is 01:28:31 Turning, turning idiocy into logic. Yeah. If you want any kind of preferential treatment, while at the same time saying that everybody should be equal, hypocrisy is all you can turn to as a mode of thought. Right. And so that's their, that's their goal. Yeah. To make hypocrisy so normal that you can't help, but kind of just pass over it.
Starting point is 01:28:52 You know, like, like you, again, we've talked about this. You pointing that out just now is something that you're, that we're all still like, you can't do that. But again. But it's everything they do. But again, to some extent, it is like the documenting. It is the same thing as the, I stole this red pill from the Matrix. It's more just like, yeah, this is, this is the reality of how he operates.
Starting point is 01:29:15 And not like, can you believe you such a hypocrite? Because we do know that game doesn't work. It's more like, eh, here's a journal of his bullshit. Right. Well, you, you take a look at the progressives versus the conservatives. And if you want to talk about hypocrisy, simply look at the way that we're dealing with sexual assault. Progressives are currently having a purge.
Starting point is 01:29:39 Yeah. And it's probably not enough and it's not aggressive enough. Like it's very high profile, but the mid level guys. Not bad considering how bad it's been in the past. Exactly. And that's cold comfort to some extent. Right. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:29:51 But we're fucking doing it and we're all wrestling with it. Like there's no amount of, there's no field that you can be in now, except maybe like electrical engineering, where you're like, maybe we're all run by sexual assaulters. Well, we, we talked about this the other day. Like I think we were hanging out is the idea that on the left, what's happening is some reflection and hopefully dealing with the, the underlying issue. And on the right, they're like, Oh, we can take this opportunity to double down. Yep.
Starting point is 01:30:20 And that sucks. Yep. But if you want to have some comfort about Alex Jones and his hypocrisy and all that stuff and what have you, he knows that his listeners are stupid. He is aware. And this, he is at the very least heard. This next clip kind of indicates to me that he's, he gets it. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:30:42 Because I love, love talking to the listeners. We either have the best callers or the worst callers. It's kind of a paradox. Some folks sound like they're a little bit of sleep and had a glass of rubble tested. Other people sound like they're 10 times smarter than I am. That's why I love taking your phone calls. But sometimes as we all know, it could be a bit bitter sweet. Certainly, certainly.
Starting point is 01:31:01 I think it's all. What is he trying to say there? He's trying to say, we're going to go to calls. Some of them are going to be real bad. Yeah. Pretty sure that's what he was saying. He was making the subtext text there, Alex. You can't do that.
Starting point is 01:31:11 A little bit. Yeah. And spoiler alert, a lot of them pretty bad on this episode. Pretty bad. Not as bad as that one with Hamamoto the other day though. That was the worst. That was disappointing. But here's one of the calls.
Starting point is 01:31:21 The lady wants to get into talking about how Christians are under attack. They're always under attack. And we got to make a choice. Are you with God or are you with Satan? I'll let you think. I'm going to go with Satan. I'll let you think it over. I'm going to go with Dave.
Starting point is 01:31:36 And the war is on. You have to pick a side. You're either going to pick God's side or you're going to pick Satan's side. And I picked Christ. Who would have guessed? And I don't want you to make that decision because, oh, I don't believe in God.
Starting point is 01:31:49 I don't believe in all this. It's all coming true. It's all happening. And it's an energy. It's even if you're not, if folks don't even believe in metaphysical things or things they haven't been proven, we know that so much of what the ancients talked about
Starting point is 01:32:00 has now been proven. We know there's all these other dimensions. There's all these things happening. And there are archetypes. There are spirits, like a wavelength, a broadcasting system, a download. It's what they're into. And they just want to get Christians.
Starting point is 01:32:14 It's what it's true. And by the way, they don't just get Christians by killing them. They take over the churches. I think there's rhetoric. I just want to pause. We're going to get through the rest of this clip. But I just think this rhetoric is super fucking dangerous. I think that this...
Starting point is 01:32:28 Never trust anybody who knows anything ever. Always go with the gut and the Bible. And even... And if the Bible disagrees with you, go with your gut, but a lot harder. And also, like, look, God is the only thing that's important. Christianity is under attack.
Starting point is 01:32:43 But also, these churches can't be trusted. Yeah. It's fucked up. They pay off the preachers. They take the crosses out. You know, they... Most of these churches aren't real churches. And that's really the big threat.
Starting point is 01:32:56 There's no way Christendom could fall up against Islam if it hadn't been taken over. The Muslims started the war. They invaded Europe. What? They took over Spain. They pushed all the way up to Germany. They pushed halfway into Poland.
Starting point is 01:33:12 Over and over again. Over and over again. They pushed. And then the media says we invaded them with the Crusades. I mean, it's all lies. It's just not true. I don't want to hate Muslims. I know there are a lot of nice Muslims
Starting point is 01:33:24 and a lot of reform Muslims. I love when people say I don't want to hate Muslims. Right. Because that suggests you hate Muslims against your will. You're still hating Muslims in your words. It doesn't suggest it. It requires it. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:33:41 I don't want to hate Muslims means I do hate Muslims. I don't want to. Right. I don't want to. I want to be a better person. But instead, you're making me hate you. And I... That makes perfect sense.
Starting point is 01:33:54 I tweeted this earlier today when I heard this. I tweeted that it's just baffling to me that he says stuff like that and has no qualms with like, oh, my audience is up. It's cool with this. Yeah, of course. The very idea of saying I don't want to hate Muslims
Starting point is 01:34:10 is first of all, it's cowardly. Because you're trying to make yourself seem like a good person within your bigotry. But it's also admitting straight up to the bigotry. Yeah. And that's... I mean, you would hope... He's making the subtext text.
Starting point is 01:34:25 You would hope that your audience would be like, dude, but they don't. No. Because they're on the same page. They're the audience that has about 10 million racial slurs in his chat room. But I mean, that gives them permission to be on the same page and admit it.
Starting point is 01:34:39 Now, admittedly, we do too, but that's just on the list of things that you find reasonable. We're looking at... I'm looking in the chat room and Oswald Donkey throwing out that Muslims weren't invading in the 1180s when the first crusade started. That's correct.
Starting point is 01:34:53 The only thing that Alex Jones can be talking about is the expansion that the Arab armies did the Persian armies did in like 700s, which is pre-crusades by centuries. Or the play of fellow. And then we already talked about... It's so pointless to talk about, but the nature of empires back then were such that...
Starting point is 01:35:17 Alexander the Great, Genghis Khan, all sorts of people throughout Rome and Greece's history, they invaded neighbors and not to the extent of just like, you stayed in your geographical area. Like he's trying to draw some line that like the Arabs or the Muslims back then, they went into Europe, when they could have just been fighting in their own places.
Starting point is 01:35:42 No one respected those boundaries because those boundaries didn't exist back then. There weren't... There wasn't a France. That wasn't a thing. Poland didn't exist. All this is complete nonsense. Well, and then even if you go back to it
Starting point is 01:35:58 and talk about the empire culture of that time, if that's what you want to call it, every part of that was any of the successful empires didn't demolish the cultures that they went to. Usually not. They absorbed them. And that's why Genghis Khan was as successful as he was. Exactly.
Starting point is 01:36:16 His children would become parts of the cultures that they took over. And it endeared them in such a way that you didn't have to worry about uprisings nearly as much. And why did his successors fail? Because they did not do that. Because they once again took advantage of this idea of their identity being superior
Starting point is 01:36:36 simply because their lunatic dad raped and murdered his way around Mongolia. Yeah. Like when you go to Rome, Rome was everywhere Rome went to. Yeah. Like they first... The sun never set on the British empire.
Starting point is 01:36:52 No, the Roman empire. The Rome too. No. Well, the point of the sun setting was the... All right. But it was the... Who cares? The point being like the first wave of Roman conquerors would go into a place and say these people are savages.
Starting point is 01:37:09 Yeah. And then the next generation, they were like, oh, well, these people are Romans. It was very simple. It was a direct one to one situation. And that's why it lasted far longer than the American empire will last. Because we believe that we're Americans just by geography
Starting point is 01:37:28 and then murder. Yeah. So anyway, Alex has a lot of historical ideas about all this shit. And see where the rest of this clip takes us. All right, Aaron, Devon, Don, Matt, Sean, I'm going to your calls. Bam, bam, bam.
Starting point is 01:37:59 On the other side of this break. We do need financial provision. I'll give you that one. We sell great products. Free shipping ends today. Store wide in FullWareStore.com. Man. I'll give him that one.
Starting point is 01:38:09 That one wasn't bad. That wasn't a harsh ad pivot of like, I'm going to kill everybody. Also, we're going to need... That was like... It was clunky. That... Yeah, it was clunky, but it was like a,
Starting point is 01:38:19 hey, we're going to get to you and you and you. Then we're going to get to you after you sign up for auto shit. You also seem to forget because we had that conversation that the beginning of that clip was him saying that Chris and Don would never fall to Islam without infiltration. Well, yeah, but that's just true. All right. So, but the ad pivot is harsher than it appeared
Starting point is 01:38:37 because of when we broke in that clip. He had the buffer. He had the buffer of saying we're going to get to all your calls. All right. Generally, he goes from yelling to a hard pivot. Right, right. You know. So he pivots there and he does his ad and he goes to commercial
Starting point is 01:38:51 and he comes back and he's in another bit of a commercial. And this is not good. And support our local affiliates. Become a sponsor. Send them a hundred bucks, 20 bucks. Tithe to the truth. Tithe to pro-America organizations that are pro-Christian and are actually fighting.
Starting point is 01:39:08 I think your... Our real churches out there are not many of them. They'll actually fight. They all want to keep their 501c3. The government has no jurisdiction. They got tricked into that. You're not a charity. You're a church.
Starting point is 01:39:18 They can make no law respecting you. That's not how that works. Again, but we're here battling for the First Amendment. We're here battling for Christmas. We're here battling for Christ. We're here up against the enemy, folks. So please think about tithing each month by buying products you need. Holy shit.
Starting point is 01:39:39 That's solid. All right. I was looking through the Bible. Do not tithe to the church. Oh, because of the glitter box. Do not tithe to God. No. You tithe to info wars, my friend.
Starting point is 01:39:50 I was looking through the Bible verses that involve tithing and pretty universally they're about giving to a church. Don't understand. Alex is really, really close to this is cult stuff. What he's doing is framing himself essentially as a defender of Christendom. Right. And he's in a dangerous territory in terms of classifying himself as a journalist when he's really operating as a cult.
Starting point is 01:40:19 Okay. 01:40:19,520 --> 01:40:24,400 The idea of giving 10% of your income to him, even if you get weird pills in return. New thought is new thought. Alex is going Elron. Alex is going for full tax exemption. He has written a book or two. I think Alex is going for Elron.
Starting point is 01:40:35 I think that's what he's going to try and do. I think he's doing it accidentally though. Like what do you think Elron had a plan? Yeah. He was a shitty sci-fi writer who was just scared all the time and he just kept running. And eventually he stumbled upon the idea of like, Hey, what if we get tax exemption this way? Because I don't want to pay taxes on my shit books. I think he had more of a plan than Alex has in that regard.
Starting point is 01:41:00 Although of course Alex doesn't believe he should be paying taxes. Exactly. We know that. How do you get out of paying taxes? Church. Religion. Yeah. So in his next clip, Alex Jones gets into,
Starting point is 01:41:10 I don't even know how to put it. And it's not even hard to make the transition. I was an info warrior. Now I'm an info worshiper. Done. Or onward info warriors marching into war. Exactly. So anyway, this next clip is just weird.
Starting point is 01:41:25 I don't really even know what's going on or how to present this. So enjoy. Look, you've got MS 13 and other Christian gangs killing hundreds of thousands of people in Latin America. And do we blame Christians for that? That is, here's the deal. If you had George Soros and the globalist backing him, I'd be 10 times more upset about it.
Starting point is 01:41:46 Wait, I don't understand. I don't really either. So didn't he just reveal that it's fine or that he's giving preferential treatment to the atrocities Christians commit as opposed to? I would be, I like to be perfectly clear. I don't even care about that element. Okay. I care more about his contextualizing MS 13 as a Christian gang.
Starting point is 01:42:12 Oh no. That's because I look, I don't want to, I don't want to talk about them quite frankly, but at the same time, there are more important elements to their operation than Christianity. Right. necessarily just like D 12. Sure. There's very similar to a Christian gang, but there are more important elements. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:42:28 So the idea that he's comparing that to like a analog of Isis, I guess. Yeah. Is weird, but it also belies a reality. And that is that Isis isn't strictly motivated by Islam or religious ideology. Okay. There is, and not to say that it's all our fault or anything like that, but it's a lot of our fault. It's all our fault. There are geopolitical realities and consequences of actions that we've taken in the region
Starting point is 01:42:58 and exploiting the populations and killing civilians for decades and decades. Right. And that is a piece of it. And whether it's masked by Islam or also informed by Islam, all of that can be true, but there's more to it than that. The way that Alex says that MS 13 is a Christian gang leads me to believe that he has some awareness that the religious aspect of various groups isn't necessarily all they're into. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:43:25 And I also say that because I don't think that I don't think that MS 13 goes around preaching Christianity. I'm going to go with a no on that one. But be that as it may, the idea that he's like, I'm just mad that Soros is paying him. And Soros isn't paying Isis. I mean, not even to go. It's the weirdest thing ever. Not even to go that far back.
Starting point is 01:43:45 But I would say there's no Isis without the Iraq war. Sure. There's no Iraq war without the cold war and there's no cold war without the CIA back to overthrow of the liberal regime in Iran. Like, I would argue that Isis began whenever America was like, you guys are really doing great. How about a religious theocracy instead, though, because they're going to pay us oil. Right. I mean, there is, I mean, realistically, it probably even goes further back than that.
Starting point is 01:44:18 Well, yeah. But that's, yeah, they're there. Well, back to whenever the Muslims started the slave trade after the first crusade. I mean, it is just short-sighted to a certain extent, his his blame game that he's playing. Yeah, but that's the that's the way that you deal with foreign policy in order to do. Yeah, well, exactly. That's the way you deal with foreign policy in order to evade the fact that it's such a complicated system that there's no like knife through butter solution to it.
Starting point is 01:44:45 There's so many actors involved and all of them have different motivations and it's very difficult to get all of them what they're looking for. And anybody who throws in anything is going to wind up being an agent of chaos that's going to push everybody else in different directions as well. And the amount of resources that we have in the world are enough to sustain much larger populations than we even have. No, eight rich people. But the issue becomes when you have the, the, this population that the size that we have
Starting point is 01:45:13 with different nations and different places and they all have various distributions of the resources. Yeah. You could have everyone living in a utopia to a certain extent. If everyone saw it as a non zero sum game, right? If the, your loss didn't mean I win, you could have a very compassionate system in the world where let's say Bangladesh, there's a lot of people who live there and it's impossible for them to survive because of the floodplains and the inability of them to just based on
Starting point is 01:45:45 the soil to grow crops enough to sustain the populations that they have. If we looked at that, we're like, we should send them food. We should just do that. We should, as a, as a world, we have excess food around. We should send them food. If we lived in that system, you could take care of places like that. But as soon as you introduce anybody who treats things as a zero sum game, the whole thing gets fucked.
Starting point is 01:46:08 Yep. Because then you end up with people who are in Bangladesh, let's say, who are like, oh, there's a ton of food coming in. Everyone could survive or I could be a king. Yep. And then it becomes a zero sum game where I have to steal your resources in order to better myself. Right.
Starting point is 01:46:25 And that's where we get fucked. No system can exist where, or no system can successfully exist where people have a different version of what game is being played. Right. That sucks. It's a, it's a, it's a strange explanation to think, but I think our psychopaths and our serial killers are the same thing as our leaders. Not far off.
Starting point is 01:46:53 Like I think that's kind of, I think that's kind of the wrench that's been thrown into humanity is always eventually, if somebody gets enough power, they become divorced from their own connection to everybody else. Right. In which case they isolate themselves, creating a self reinforcing narrative. And then there we go. Like every system, every system has eventually been overtaken by that every single time. Like maybe humanity just needs to die out and squirrels will become the ultimate survivors
Starting point is 01:47:30 of the universe. Great squirrels. I'm rooting for, I'm actually rooting for orcas. I, I saw an albino squirrel one time is really, really cool. That's amazing. You know, they get attacked by other squirrels. I imagine they're too cool. They're too cool.
Starting point is 01:47:43 So in this next clip, and that explains foreign policy more or less. Yeah. So in this next clip, Alex Jones does a fucked up monologue that I'm certain was cut out of the rebroadcast, but because I can now record these live, I got it. And this is fucked up. The globalist rate error is to believe that as they collapse humanity, they end up on top. The truth is, humanity is coming down fast, but we're miles above them on our journey tail. What the fuck?
Starting point is 01:48:20 We're miles above them on our journey to hell. To hell. Yeah. What the fuck is he saying? He's saying that we're all going to hell. Right. But we're like writing them. But to hell.
Starting point is 01:48:32 But that, like if you're going to hell, that would you rather be the horse or the guy riding the horse? That does not match up with his worldview in any way. 01:48:41,680 --> 01:48:46,800 That's categorically opposed to his worldview that like the globalist, we're coming down fast on you as we all rock it to hell. What the fuck is he saying? That's, he just, he just wanted to do a cool monologue over Halter Skelter.
Starting point is 01:48:57 It sounds like a cool monologue. Yeah. Like that has a, that has like a, I'll see you in hell, but he's kind of like trying to put his own, put his own spin on it. Don't get me wrong. I like the monologue. It's not bad. From a different person.
Starting point is 01:49:09 It's not bad. Yeah. If you saw that in a Western, you'd be like, that's a pretty badass thing to say. From a different person. I enjoy it. Of course. Him. It's a mess.
Starting point is 01:49:17 Man. So Alex has another narrative that he's pitching. If Jeff Bridges said that in his gravelly voice, fuck you would come. Sure. So like I said, there's another narrative and I'll give you the broad strokes of it. There is a measure that's being discussed in Philadelphia that would involve taking down bulletproof glass in Bodega's and convenience stores and what have you. That's interesting.
Starting point is 01:49:43 I don't know anything about that. Right. No take yet. And let me more. And let me tell you, that's the only information he gives on the show. Okay. Now let's listen to him, give a take on it. And then I will explain what the actual story is.
Starting point is 01:49:57 You told me that and I've never been more like, I don't have an instant take. I've got no idea whether this is going to bad in my life. Right. Because it's one of those things. It's like, well, I know the convenience stores do get robbed a lot. Yeah. I know it seems like it would be unsafe. Yeah, Alex, you're kind of making a decent point until you realize he's just lying about
Starting point is 01:50:17 everything, but hold on, we'll get to that in a second. And it's the same thing in all these other Democrat globalist run cesspools like New York, Chicago, Philadelphia, the list goes on and on. Draconian gun bills banning all the guns. Then there's crime everywhere and they say, you can't have plexiglass. You can't have anything. If we want to stab you, if we want to kill you, it's going to happen because we don't like your businesses.
Starting point is 01:50:42 You're exploitive because you're selling beer. It's your fault you sell beer that people are robbing and killing and stealing. That's what you call not taking responsibility. That's what you call being a black racist Democrat woman that does it like Asians and others that dare come into a neighborhood that's dangerous and set up a business. So you claim they're exploitive. So most folks are leaving, though there's not even any type of food or stores anywhere. And then you bitch about that some more because that's all you do.
Starting point is 01:51:11 Globalist is bitch and bitch and bitch and bitch. So what do you think? I want to go on the same hypocrisy rant from earlier, but my god. Yeah. Him complaining about other people bitching. I can't. It's pretty wild. I can't.
Starting point is 01:51:35 Also, what was he complaining about? Guns grabbing. So there's, I don't remember. So liberals want you to get stabbed? Yes. So the way he's presenting it is that there are these stores in bad areas of town. They are, you know, they're taking a risk in bringing commerce into bad areas. And this taking down bulletproof glass will de-incentivize them having these businesses
Starting point is 01:52:01 in places where there would be no business otherwise. He's basically trying to complain. I think about food deserts, but at the same time, he's losing the thread and screaming about all sorts of other stuff. Naturally. Now. As is his want. He's wrong about the story.
Starting point is 01:52:17 I am shocked. I'm going to read to you from ABC six in Philadelphia about this. Governor Tom Wolf was in Philadelphia on Thursday to sign a bill that would enforce stricter penalties on so-called stop and go stores that break the law. Lawmakers say that these alcohol establishments have become a nuisance in the city. Some of the stores advertise cheese steaks, hoagies and Chinese food, but actually just sell beer and shots of alcohol to go. We went to one such store that wasn't serving food at all.
Starting point is 01:52:48 When we asked why we were told, quote, the cook's not here yet. Love it. An undercover action news investigation. I'm rooting for the liquor store right now. An undercover action news investigation found most of the shops operate using a restaurant license to sell little besides booze. Quote, we're not cooking today. One shop owner said when asked why he said, we don't feel like it.
Starting point is 01:53:10 Council love it. Councilwoman Cindy Bass. I am in love with these people. Councilwoman Cindy Bass took us on a tour and says she has more stop and goes in her district than public schools, sometimes right next to each other. Clearly this is less than 500 feet from an elementary school, she said, of one such shop. Many of these stop and go bars also sell candy for kids right alongside intoxicated customers.
Starting point is 01:53:30 That's fantastic. You'll have children in line to buy candy at the same time you have adults in line to buy shots of alcohol. I am in love. State Senator Sharif Street. Are you shitting me? They're supposed to meet minimum requirements, including food, seating for three, and access to bathrooms.
Starting point is 01:53:45 Quote, they have no place to go to the bathroom, so they're doing it all over the street, said resident Jane Barnes. Less on that team. Quote, we ain't use the bathroom since like 1995, said resident Jeremiah Thomas. Most stop and goes we visited had their chairs locked up behind glass enclosures, leaving drinking patrons few other options than wandering neighborhood streets while they drink. All right, now I'm seeing the danger. Quote, we've had violation after violation after violation in many of these
Starting point is 01:54:13 establishments, said Representative Jordan Harris. He was at the powerhouse behind the legislation that was signed by Wolfe. The law will give the liquor control board more authority to shut down bad actors. Quote, nobody should have to see this in their neighborhood, Harris said. And Bass introduced a resolution to tighten the city's requirements to get a liquor license. Quote, neighborhoods should not feel like they're being held hostage to bad businesses, she said. So the issue at hand with the plexiglass and the bulletproof glass is that these organizations, these stop and go shops, they're exploiting a loophole in the liquor license,
Starting point is 01:54:49 wherein instead of selling packaged liquor, what they're doing is they're pretending they're a restaurant and then just never selling food. And what they do is they have all their stuff behind bulletproof glass, where it's like, technically, we have seating for 30 people. Just no one's allowed to sit down. Right. Right. And so what this would do is create a more sensible way to be like, okay, you don't have this license because that is dangerous.
Starting point is 01:55:14 I disagree. No, no, no. I mean, I agree with you in that it is dangerous. I disagree with this law and I think it's stupid. I think what they're doing. I'm on the fence about it. But I want to be totally clear that the way Alex is presenting it is a lie. Oh, no, absolutely.
Starting point is 01:55:30 I agree with you there. I'm on the fence about it because I think it would be really fun to go stop somewhere and get a shot. I know. But at the same time, like, why do you got to ruin something great guys? At the same time, have a bathroom. But here's here's the real issue. That's what a bar is.
Starting point is 01:55:46 Here's the real. That's kind of what a bar is. Here's the real issue. They are criminalizing being poor once again. That's what that law is. I disagree. You're not dealing with the reality of the reason that those places show up. Do you see those places in a white affluent fucking neighborhood?
Starting point is 01:56:04 Generally not. Of course. No, I understand. You're you're putting a band-aid on a like it's like every time cancer metastasizes, you just like flick a little a new little cancer thing away. That's bullshit. They're not dealing with the actual underlying issue. Totally.
Starting point is 01:56:22 Totally. But it might it might be it might be a good way to begin. Dealing with it. I disagree. I agree with you. But at the same time, I get it from a legislative perspective. No, I totally get it. It makes sense.
Starting point is 01:56:36 I totally get it. You don't want in your constituency, especially in your schools, you don't want open booze and a place where you can just stop in and buy shots of shit and then piss on the street. You don't want that. And giving giving the liquor board the authority to not give that sort of license to those places makes sense. Or if they want to have that license, then they should live up to the you have a bathroom. You have a place people can sit down like a bar because you're acting like a bar.
Starting point is 01:57:05 But you're conveniently having all the other stuff taken away from it. I agree with you. I agree with you 100% in a vacuum. That is a sensible solution. Right. In reality, what you're doing is playing whack-a-mole and you're doing it poorly. Fair enough. And if that's what Alex's complaint was, it would be more.
Starting point is 01:57:23 Oh, yeah. No, I left Alex behind a million years ago. Right. What are you talking about? Alex is insane. What is he fucking talking about? But if I mean, he's in an information war with no information. But like if if that was his complaint, then this show would be a lot more interesting.
Starting point is 01:57:39 Because I think we can agree to some extent that like, all right, there are other issues at play that are more important. But that's that I still support. I still support the legislation as it stands. You know, I think I actually might disagree with you there. I'm not sure about that yet because I don't know the particulars. But I think this ultimately comes back to my argument against giving a shit about what conservatives say.
Starting point is 01:58:04 Because in this regard, right, if Alex and I started from the basis of like, okay, this is a problem. We know what the real problem is. The question is, how do we solve it? Is the if the conservative answer is we solve this by changing this policy and rewriting this law. But my answer is, well, we solve it by doing this. Then we can talk about coming to agreement on it.
Starting point is 01:58:31 Right. But if his response to this legislation is they're trying to make sure everybody gets murdered. Yeah. There's no conversation to be had there. Right. That is something that needs to be disregarded and tossed aside. Yeah. And he is even nothing.
Starting point is 01:58:46 Even the security concerns are addressed in another article that I read. Yeah. And the lady who proposed this legislation. I really feel bad that I don't have her name pulled up. But the issue that she brings up is like, I understand that people would think that this would have a negative impact on security. But you have to understand that there are bars and restaurants in bad areas of town that don't have issues with their employees being assaulted.
Starting point is 01:59:13 Right. And there are ways that you can encourage better customer behavior, right, security cameras, that sort of thing. But that's, see, then we get back to you're trying to legislate poor people's behavior without dealing with the problem, which is that they're poor. Right. You fucked them up and you've left them behind. Much bigger issue.
Starting point is 01:59:32 But in the meantime, it's not legislating poor people's behavior to legislate ways to not have people get assaulted. Like legislating against violent crimes isn't necessarily the reasonable argument that we should have about, you know, like legislating against poor people. Right. Be that as it may. I agree with you. Too far down the rabbit hole.
Starting point is 01:59:54 You and I are not going to solve this tonight. Well, that's my line. It is something that I do think is indicative of my issue with every, like, do Trump voters think differently about Trump right now? I don't care. Right. They mean nothing until they understand what the problem is. Until then, fucking go away.
Starting point is 02:00:16 Right. The bottom line where we can find agreement is that Alex is wrong. Alex is wrong. And his narrative is a lie. He's lying to his audience. Alex is so wrong. I started talking about a different problem. Right.
Starting point is 02:00:32 So we only got a couple more clips here and towards the end of Alex's time on the broadcast because I, like I said, there's a cliffhanger. Yes. He has an interview with Lucian, whatever the fuck, crispy white name. He's a writer for Gateway Pundit who recently had a video that went viral on the internet. He was giving a speech. I can't remember the university.
Starting point is 02:00:53 I think it was Yale, maybe. I don't know. Okay. And there were a bunch of people who were booing him and being, you know, they're like, we don't want you here. That sort of thing. 02:01:02,160 --> 02:01:03,520 Because his speech was titled.
Starting point is 02:01:04 It's okay to be white. Oh, no, no. I read about that guy. Yeah. And so it was a pile of shit when it ended up happening as a lady came up and was talking to him at the podium and she took his notes. Yeah. And then he more or less manhandled her.
Starting point is 02:01:18 Couldn't understand. Grabbed her and to be fair, if this was basketball, it would be a situation where like he's going for the ball. It's, you know, that sort of thing. Okay. Okay. That's something like, So you're calling this a flagrant one, not a flagrant or a flagrant two, not a flagrant one.
Starting point is 02:01:31 Got you. Yes. Yes. I got you. It's maybe not pass interference or whatever. Right. But he, the way he treated. Two shots in the ball.
Starting point is 02:01:40 The way he treated her was not, I just want my stuff back. Yeah. It was absolutely an aggressive, violent, grabbing of her and tossing like in a way that I think everyone can agree, even though she did take his notes. I agree with that. That is true. You can see that in the video. Yeah.
Starting point is 02:02:01 His behavior is absolutely unjustified. Right. Especially considering that there was a security guard cop right there that he could have said, she took my notes, haven't given me back my notes. She acted like a child and he acted like a violent monster. Right. So he has, Alex has him on the show to talk about how the left is crazy and here's Alex's take on it.
Starting point is 02:02:24 I don't think I want to hear it. So there's an article on gatewaypunnet.com about this, Lucian Wintrich, I appreciate you joining us, fill this in for us and we'll roll some of this video again with audio for folks. But again, it looks like to me you had been robbed and under common law and local law and you name it, you didn't punch her, you didn't hit her, you simply grabbed her backpack and tried to, and then tried to get your paperwork in your hand, your speech. She tried to literally, metaphysically, but also physically, both archetypally and physically,
Starting point is 02:02:52 steal your free speech away. Incredible. I, you know, thanks for having me, Alex. I took reasonable action to regain my property. This is libertarian, this is libertarian shit. This is libertarian shit. Fuck you. And the way that I said earlier that there was a security guard there who could have easily
Starting point is 02:03:15 deflate, de-escalated the situation and gotten him his notes back. Yeah. Libertarians have a belief that it's wrong that the police have a monopoly on force or whatever and they don't believe that authority needs to, she took my stuff under common law, I can attack her and that would have you. 02:03:34,960 --> 02:03:36,240 It's just nonsense. Well, just Alex's, Alex is like, under the law, you didn't punch her, you didn't hit her.
Starting point is 02:03:44 He did. So you're fine. He did though. I mean, it's not a punch, but he assaulted her. The idea that that's fine. Right. Like, no, you can, it's not just punch and hit. Right.
Starting point is 02:03:55 Like there's a whole, like if you put her in a headlock, that is also assault. Yeah, and it is. Like that's physically assault still. It is. And to be fair, I mean, strictly speaking, she shouldn't have taken his shit. That's not right either. But in the grand scheme of things, the idea of taking one's notes and violently accosting someone, I think there's a hierarchy there and that's worse.
Starting point is 02:04:17 Yeah. So anyway, they talk a bunch of bullshit about how liberals are stupid and that's standard stuff. And then Lucian, Lucian, whatever his fucking name is says something. His name is Lucian. Yeah. Winthrop or something like that. Fuck you. It's real white.
Starting point is 02:04:33 That's the whitest name. That's why he's giving a speech called it's okay to be white. Lucian is the name of the Malfoy. Lucian Malfoy. He looks like him too. He is a fucking Slytherin. Yeah. So here is him saying something that is, it borders on you couldn't be wronger.
Starting point is 02:04:52 If your name was Lucian, you would change it, right? Yeah. So listen to Lucian here. Okay. He could not be further from on point. I fully agree and you know, I think the globalists and the left in this country, they are terrified that when other citizens that they've previously swayed over actually hear us talk or actually able to hear our opinions and the facts that we demonstrate
Starting point is 02:05:17 as you do every day on your show that we will win them over. That's why they try to prevent us from speaking. It's not the content. They're terrified that the content will win over other Americans because we're the only ones dealing in facts and rationality. Great. Of course. That's such a fun narrative.
Starting point is 02:05:33 You know what, I mean our podcast speaks to how that's not true. Every time I come on this podcast, my real fear is that Alex is going to win me back. You know what, we joked about that for like two episodes. Yeah, we had a long run. I'm scared. I'm scared that the more I listen to Alex, the more I'm going to come to him. To some extent, I do agree though that what underpins what he's talking about is true in that I do worry about people hearing these things and being overwhelmed with the emotional
Starting point is 02:06:02 appeals that are in them. The idea of white fear, the idea of all these things, Christian fear that Alex espouses, I do worry about people being swayed by those things, but that is the content. That is why I am opposed to it. It's not that like, I'm worried that you guys are so logical that I can't deconstruct whatever it is you're lying about. It's the lamest fucking thing ever. And it's the way Cernovich operates.
Starting point is 02:06:29 It's the way Kusovic operates. It's all these dudes. You know what it is? It's branding. It's branding of logic. It's branding of we use facts that you guys operate on emotion. That is exactly right. It's so not true.
Starting point is 02:06:43 Do you know the, every time they talk about a political campaign in so far as like, Oh, there's going to be 40% who's on the left and there's going to be 40% on the right. And your job is to figure out the 10% in them or the 20% in the middle. Yeah. And the right has done something way smarter than what we have. And they've realized that the middle doesn't mean anything. What they're going for is the uninformed. Yeah.
Starting point is 02:07:10 So when we talk about we're afraid. That's part of the other 42. Exactly. We're afraid not of people on the left responding to this shit. If you're on the left, you fucking get most of it at least. You'd hope. We're, we're afraid of people who aren't paying attention, who show up and all of a sudden hear your bullshit and think, Oh, that makes sense.
Starting point is 02:07:33 If you are an info warrior, it's not because you were on the left and you got turned. No. It was because you were kind of not paying attention. And then you got caught up in this emotional bullshit. And maybe you have some childhood trauma that is triggered by a lot of these sort of narratives. It's not the middle. The middle is not a thing. It's the uninformed.
Starting point is 02:07:54 Yeah. Yeah. I agree. So anyway, fuck Lucian and let's fuck anybody named Lucian. I told you. Look, my friend, I know maybe a dozen people named Lucian that I don't. Oh, I get it. So they're fucking fine.
Starting point is 02:08:09 Jordan, I have to let me finish a bit. I have to piss really bad. Okay. All right. And we have one more clip. So, so we got a hard end time. So we are going to rush through the rap apart bit at the end of this. Okay.
Starting point is 02:08:20 All right. But I told you, fuck you, John, rap apart. And then we can just end it. Preemptively. Yeah. I told you there was a cliffhanger. Yes. And I don't have to be so bad that we can't live in this because this cliffhanger is insane.
Starting point is 02:08:33 Such a professional broadcast earlier. Yeah. Alex is super mad at the college columnist from San wherever. He's the worst. Alex has dispatched Owen Schreuer. What? To go to that campus. I'm afraid he's going to turn the columnist to their side.
Starting point is 02:08:51 Probably. So with his facts, Owen Schreuer is down on the campus and the intention that they had was Alex was going to go to him live. And it was, you know, Owen Schreuer is the cuck slayer. He's the guy who goes out. He got the job at Info Wars because of videos that he posted on YouTube where he would go and argue with people, college liberals and what have you. And he'd just use manipulative debate tactics and what have you and just bully people.
Starting point is 02:09:18 What about? What about? What about? More or less. Yeah. Yeah. And, you know, that's how he got his job. And so that should be his strength, but it seems more and more every time he goes out,
Starting point is 02:09:28 he ends up getting flipped off by a little kid or something. Right. He went out for that Antifa November 4th thing that was just a huge bust. Right. He's a disaster. He can't hold his own the way that Alex needs him to. And he's not good on the war room either. Alex is losing faith in him and you can see it in this clip because Owen Schreuer,
Starting point is 02:09:48 they go to the video and they can't play the audio because these people are just swearing at him. Yeah. But at the same time, Alex presents it as like he's under attack, that kind of thing. It's not. Yeah. He's just having a bad argument with a couple people. Right. And listen to this shit.
Starting point is 02:10:05 Again, the feed is on the real Alex Jones there on Twitter and Facebook. I've tweeted it at real Alex Jones. You've got white night folks busting in on Owen right now, acting aggressive, like proven, hey, we ate whites too. I mean, you know, you watch it. That's the bit. You know, we're here to virtue signal. And so, I mean, I was hearing it earlier.
Starting point is 02:10:25 We're not running the audio right now because there could be cussing. They've gotten the mic running again. But this is absolute incredible garbage. I've got to direct what's going on. I'm going to go to rebroadcast actually call find out what's going on. Owen needs my help. I may have to get down there right now. Give me the video list.
Starting point is 02:10:40 We're going to air some stuff. I'll figure out what's going on. Get all the engineers in there right now. Okay. We're going to we're going to find out exactly what's going on here because I got to go down there and help other people are being really aggressive and it's white thugs coming up in his face like because how dare you not like to cover the paper saying whites are inherently evil. We're going to prove we hate white people.
Starting point is 02:10:57 You got that buddy? They're not saying that. It's just like the black guys are like laughing how sick this is, man. I am so sick of this. Give me a video list guys. I'm so sick of this garbage. Just bring me a video list. So right now we're we got a little bit left of this clip.
Starting point is 02:11:12 But right now what he's doing is like, I need to get off air, but I don't fucking know any of the videos we have queued. Yeah, I don't know anything. I'm going to run. I want to leave this desk. Yeah. Right now he might be like me. He might have to pick.
Starting point is 02:11:24 He might have to go. Yeah. Bring me a video list. Bring me a video list. Bring me a video list. Because I'm getting so upset. I got to go help him. I got to get in the car and go down there actually.
Starting point is 02:11:32 Get the equipment ready. Get everything ready. I'm going down there. Get everything ready. Because if I can't have audio, I'll go down there myself. Come on. Let me have the thing. I got to go and see what's going on.
Starting point is 02:11:41 Okay. Let's go ahead and air this to these there anyways. This is James O'Keeffe. I'll be going to the next hour folks. This is James O'Keeffe exclusive interview with Millie Waver. Great. So then he just throws it to a video. And then he just leaves.
Starting point is 02:11:52 He leaves. And they play a couple of videos. And like this is half an hour before he was supposed to get off air. Wow. Like this is two and a half hours into his show. Rapaport's doing the fourth hour. And like. Rapaport can't do an hour and a half.
Starting point is 02:12:04 No, certainly not. No. Speaking of which, I got to be honest, John Rapaport ends up spending most of his time talking about how he knows the Russia shit is fake. Okay. So here's what I want to say about that. His argument that I didn't pull.
Starting point is 02:12:19 First of all, hilarious. Alex Jones is pretending something. I think my argument that he's lost faith in Owen Troyer is much more on point than he needs to shit. Yeah. I think it's more like, fuck. I got to get. I look.
Starting point is 02:12:31 Somebody's got to take this. I got to help him out. I got to help him out. I got to get down there. He's going to create an embarrassing video. Yeah. This is going to be a disaster. I've got to go yell myself.
Starting point is 02:12:40 Yeah. What? I have to do everything around here. That kind of thing. That's what's going on. But Rapaport comes in and he knows that the Russia shit is it was wack because if Russia had flipped Donald Trump, that would be the greatest secret ever.
Starting point is 02:12:59 And no one would talk about it. So the idea that Christopher Steele, who's a long time spy, would have contacts that would be like, oh, yeah. Also, you know, Trump's compromised. That sort of thing. He's like, no one would ever talk about that. So ergo. It's all a lie.
Starting point is 02:13:18 I don't believe him at the same time. If you're playing that game and using that logic, Obama was born in Kenya. Well, that's one. But then also let's use that logic and apply it to, you know, we fund ISIS. If that were true, that would be the greatest secret ever. No one would talk about that ergo.
Starting point is 02:13:42 All of Alex's mysterious secret sources couldn't possibly be saying that because they were or we sell guns to or we or we turned over or we supported the coup of. So I mean, like that argument is soft as hell. No, that's a nonsense argument. Yeah. So it doesn't make it. That's an argument you can use for anything.
Starting point is 02:14:10 Everything. Yeah. And Rappaport does is a little thing. Yeah. Like if you, if you really had to pee, based on how professional our broadcasting skills are, there's no way you would talk about it on air. Well, it's a bit.
Starting point is 02:14:25 It's a Psyop. It's a Psyop to get people to think that we don't have a hard end time. Actually, I was just trying to come up with my own cliffhanger. Does he pee? Does he pee at all? I stuck around and tried to watch some more and see if Alex shows up in Owen Shroyer's video, but I was just so bored as a quick turn it off. So we'll see tomorrow.
Starting point is 02:14:44 Maybe they'll have some videos of Alex down in that, that Texas campus. But that'd be fun. Anyway, for now, that's been in the meantime. I mean, we learned a lot here. If you want to see tomorrow, what will happen yesterday? What? Huh? I don't know.
Starting point is 02:14:59 I don't know. If you would like us to eat your brains with a spoon while you still have your visual cortex. Oh, well, then in that case, you'd eat, you'd email knowledgefight at gmail.com. Sure. You wouldn't want to go to our website, knowledgefight.com. No, we don't eat brains on that website.
Starting point is 02:15:11 No, no, no, no. Oh, shit. Sweet. Our talent book or burrito, just just has informed the chat room that he has gotten in touch with the columnist. And he says he was willing to interview. We might have to do a special episode tomorrow. Oh, of course.
Starting point is 02:15:29 Okay. We'll chat about this later. Burrito is very excited. So also, we're on Twitter. Apparently we have an amazing talent booker. We're on Twitter. It's at knowledge underscore fights. Correct.
Starting point is 02:15:44 We're on Facebook. If you wanted to go to iTunes, you would be able to download our podcast. Yeah. Yeah. You can subscribe. You could do that. You could leave a review. All sorts of things you can do.
Starting point is 02:15:55 If you wanted to get the fuck out of this podcast real quick, what would you say, Dan? Well, see, John Rappaport has some ideas about Russia. And I'll say, more or less, he can just go fuck himself. Andy in Kansas, you're on the air. Thanks for holding. So, Alex, I'm a first-time caller. I'm a huge fan.
Starting point is 02:16:15 I love your work. I love you.

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