Knowledge Fight - #115: January 2, 2018
Episode Date: January 3, 2018Today, Dan tells Jordan all about what happens on the first episode of The Alex Jones Show of 2018. Folks may have expected Alex to turn over a new leaf in the new year and maybe stop lying so much. T...hose folks would be wrong. However, Alex does start 2018 with a bunch of ridiculous impressions, so we will call that a win.
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Andy in Kansas. You're on the air. Thanks for holding
Hello, Alex. I'm a first-time caller. I'm a huge fan. I love your work. I love you. Hey everybody. Welcome back to knowledge fight
I'm Dan Jordan
We're a couple dudes like sit around drink novelty beverages and talk a little bit about Alex Jones
Yes, indeed. And after a year I look back and think about how we started
Drinking three bottles of wine every night. We had much more antioxidants back in those days. We are very
It would survive that was that was when
We found out that you know a lot about Alex Jones and you don't know anything a year ago
Literally knew nothing. Yes. I don't know. I know too much
This is a show where we drink novelty beverages and talk about Alex Jones indeed, but I was thinking about it
And it is it is our anniversary. We've been doing this literally for a year now one year. Perfectly a lot of podcasts in a year put out
Maybe 52 episodes
So podcasts put out like 20 something or whatever we put out like a hundred
This is ridiculous, I don't know what we're trying to prove here
We've got a pretty big back catalog. Yeah, I was thinking about it though
And I realized that a lot of people celebrate their hundredth episode and we're like dude
I don't even know when that happened. We put out too many. Yeah, we had happened and we didn't notice
But I was thinking back about it and I realized that one of the things that
Is is kind of interesting to reflect on is that had that first episode on January 2nd of
2017 not been what it was
I don't know if we would have continued and so I'd like to take a moment to replay what I think is the clip
That made us end up doing this show. We might have given up had it not been for this clip
Canary you talk about canary in the coal line the globalist would move against Netanyahu's WikiLeaks shows
They're planning to do via Soros if they weren't planning to have people ready to imprison him or kill him if he starts trying to
Spell the beans on stuff
Because Netanyahu has been involved in everything good bad ugly you name it and if they're if they move against Netanyahu
That means they're moving against Trump bet your bottom buck
Whoo, I mean this is in a reddible
Just red alert red alert red alert. This is getting crazy
This is so frickin out of control
It's time to pray
If that had not happened there's a decent chance that we would have been like this guy's just an angry insane person
And we might not have ended up going down this road as we have
Remember that now I lost my shit nothing better than it's time to pray long pause
It's time to pray. It's time to pray dear heavenly father. Yeah, so good. So Jordan here in 2018
I intend to make some difference different approaches in the show
Okay, the show itself will probably be about the same
But there's some things I'm gonna try and implement that I think will help us moving forward
And one of them is I'm taking a much closer look at a lot of Alex Jones's primary sources and villains
Okay, and if people want to go to the rogues gallery, so to speak. Yeah. Yeah for sure and on the website on knowledge fight calm
We have the first post up of these and it is an exploration of the club of Rome
There's a group that Alex thinks is some sort of evil globalist group
I went and read a bunch of their documents and discussed why he's a liar about them and there'll be way more of this
In this year. I'm very excited. I hope people come along
To make me feel even more inadequate I post once a week. No, and you're like, okay
I'll put out six to twelve articles every single day and I'm gonna do all the research myself as well
It's not that it's more that Alex and present day is boring me and it's more fun for me to dive back into these primary sources
I can try and actually find some little kernels of truth and figure out where he is why he is
Misrepresenting various things right right. It's intellectually way more interesting than hearing him scream about nothing, right?
Which is what we're gonna be going over today. It's time to pray it is it is time to break also update. Yeah
We have I have started researching for our first
Breakdown of one of his documentaries. Okay, we'll be doing endgame first. Okay, because that's the one he brings up the most right and
Let me tell you Jordan. I
Got 16 seconds into the documentary before I had to go read an entire book
So that's the level of
Yeah, so anyway, the point is you got a lot of stuff coming down the pike and it's very exciting
But today down the pike pike pike pike around the pike
Is that what you've all have you always been saying coming down the pike now that you put me on the spot?
I don't know. I think you have might have anyway today. We're gonna be going over the January 2nd
2018 episode right today's as we're recording this indeed here on Tuesday
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So Jordan today. Yes, January 2nd, right?
We've not encountered Alex Jones in the present for a little bit because you know, we've been over holiday and what have you
and
He's Alex
You think 2018
No, he's doing the same shit. I don't know. Maybe he starts it. Maybe he turns over a new leaf. Nope
Maybe maybe in 2018 he decides what he really wanted to do a show about was a
Relative gardening skills. No, he does not do that
But for the chat room thumb from what I've heard our novelty beverage today is Arnold Palmer half and half zero calories
That's what we do. You can stop grilling
Us about it. Anyway, let's get to this show
We got an out-of-context drop to start things off, which is actually Alex Jones addressing a very hot topic. Okay
All that UFO news was obviously put out as a distraction from the Trump agenda. Okay
Okay, all right
Wait, I mean, I guess his his position on it you could sum up as we've all known those
We've heard about that news before no totally those are real. No, that's a hundred percent
Trump is trying to bring aliens back to the United States after they have been off-shoring all of their tax dollars
Trump is trying to get these holographic med beds going we don't need to be hearing about this bullshit. Oh, yeah
Anyway, man
So I can't wait for the New York Times to finally really get to the bottom of the spider leadership
Oh, that'd be great have been fucking with us this whole time. They say that spider leadership is not a big deal fake news
So in this in this first clip we're gonna be playing this is where Alex sort starts off the show
And it's actually I would say in a very weird place. He's in a weird place
It might be a little bit unexpected little hungover Roger Stone's talked about this
I've looked at how Trump's businesses are set up and so on the surface
He's probably only worth a couple billion dollars of liquid cash
But when it comes to buildings and infrastructure and things he owns, it's probably 30 40 billion
But Trump knows that that'll make it look like he's not successful in the big grouping of other billionaires
And that's why he doesn't release his tax returns
They've been released in the past. That's exactly what they show
Last time was what ten years ago
But if you look at the type of business he has then you understand why he wants an American first policy
He's about
Actual infrastructure actual property actual service-based economy
And to have that you gotta have a good things by the industrial based society a wealthy society
So Trump does well off of Americans doing well
He does well off of prosperity. He's not a globalist that wants vertical integration
And to have a post-industrial world with a mass of people poor, but I wish he would release his tax returns now
Not just federally
But at a state-by-state basis in fact, I would advise the president people need to get him this message
I know he has people that monitor the broadcast to give him a synopsis
He needs to release say his New York state returns or his New Jersey returns or something like that
State returns to show the amounts. I'll guarantee you he's paying
Hundreds of millions of dollars in property tax in those states that he then gets to ride off federally
Yeah, that's not a good guarantee for him to make no
I would not guarantee that I do love the idea that he's starting off the year with like Trump
You should release your tax return but just on a completely different level just on a the exact opposite again
You're right, but you're doing it wrongly. Oh, it's like also be careful what you wish for because I think if those tax returns come
I mean, look, here's the bottom line if Alex Jones is correct in what he's saying in terms of like
Oh, yeah, if Trump released his returns, you'd see he's losing so much money on this tax bill
Those returns would have been released already
He would have plastered the internet with those all right a tax return
It's been like how much of a victim. I am I care about you of course of course the fact that that hasn't happened
None of it has happened right and the fact that Alex is basing this on stuff
He's talked about with Roger Stone means that it's all not true. No, absolutely not true
Oh, maybe we find out that the tax bill really does hurt him because he
Actually is almost worth as much as you or I
And everything is dead tech techs were like these tax things don't affect me at all because I'm worth shit
Yeah, exactly. You can't you can you know anything to me
The tax bill does not affect people who do not pay taxes because we're too poor because we're exempt
Less than five thousand dollars. All right now
The only way it does affect us is in so far as we will not have roads very soon
Sure, there will be infrastructure problems, which is interesting that Alex brings up that in his calculus of Trump's what what makes him do well
Oh, yeah, he does well on a
Property-based service economy, which I think means he likes it when people work in his buildings
I would if I were him. I guess how much he pays the people who work in his fucking buildings, man
I think that would help us understand what he probably puts back into society
But then at the same time, you know analyses have been done of his businesses that show that he's largely just shifting debt around
Yeah, like that's that's more what his business model is. Yeah, he's broke and constantly rips off contractors
Constantly abuses people who can't fight back against him much like Alex stealing the Hillary for prison
Bumper sticker from or stealing from a bumper sticker
He saw it that's that you really start to get the sense that there's so much more of a spiritual connection between
Trump and Alex Jones in terms of the kind of scam artists
They're right, right. I don't think we necessarily tapped into early on but I think there's a lot more of that than we knew
But anyway
How much liquid cash do you think he has like Alex or Trump Trump?
Like if you if you ask Trump, yeah, I was gonna say I was like if you asked Trump to buy you a cup of coffee
Would he be like?
Let me check my let me check my credit card to see
I think I might have reached a little limit on this one. How do you think about Folgers? Yeah
Yeah, and then the other thing in that clip and coffee isn't as good, but let me tell you so it's quick
It is fast. The other thing that I think is really fantastic is this
Perspect like this. He's like, look, you know
He's not gonna put out his tax returns because then they do rich
Well, they you but he's not rich enough compared to these globalist billionaires
Yes, he has his pride to consider. He doesn't want to be seen as being lower down on the list
I don't even know what that means. I don't either, but I think it's what Roger told him
I think that that's a that's a reasonable psychopath. Yeah, like explanation for it and he's like, huh, okay
Yeah, I believe billionaires probably do know considering they probably own most of his shit
Like that's the that's the thing that makes the most sense to me
Billionaires are looking at Trump being like what an asshole. You're never gonna be a billionaire
You say you're a billionaire. You aren't now. It's never gonna happen for you. Noob
so
In the episode goes on and he actually does we'll get back to it later
He says that he should release his taxes a second time, which is like interesting. That's not just something you yeah
That's weird not not something you tossed off, right? But one of the things that I was like
It's kind of going back and forth through most of the episode while I was listening to it
Like are we gonna cover this or we're gonna go back to the past?
What are we gonna do and one of the things that really encouraged me like now?
We got to go over this is that today is a day full of Alex Jones doing impressions
All right, he does a lot of right now. I'm in he is like I he's coming in hot
I don't know what happened over the holiday. That's just like I got to get some voice acting work
I got it. I got to come back on info wars Disney Disney
Make beauty in the beast. I'd be a great guest on I got to show my range
Maybe they'll make a secret to Moana and I can be the bad guy
But I'm not sure in this in this next clip
He lies a bit about China and tax incentives that they have put into place
We'll discuss on the other end of the clip, but then he jumps into a prolonged. He does not do a Chinese accent
No, thankfully. Oh, man, that would be the most racist thing. You know what?
There's still ethnic problems. I well, I assumed that I just didn't want to hear anything that sounded very similar to
Qingchong Bing Bong. It's it's that's going to happen one of these days
You see the economy roar back and China strikes back with zero, baby. You come here
You come here with your Apple and Facebook and Twitter and all your other divisions, and you will pay nothing
You're like, wow the communists have zero tax we have a 15
But don't worry. We got Bernie Sanders white people don't know what it's like to be poor
Is that Bernie that's Bernie that's supposed to be Bernie and guess what it goes on another 40 seconds hold on
Bernie and he's doing like a
Silly what what would you what would you call that like the the dumb guy in it's like a 80s mentally challenged?
Yeah, exactly. It's a bad act stand up. Yeah. Anyway, it goes on. Okay
Except my swindle universities and have six houses and a thousand dollar cars with
$3,000
That capitalist Alex Jones is wearing a $300
Alex is wearing a $300 wool jacket and we looked up Bernie Sanders coach there over $3,000
So this goes on now Bernie Sanders is looking up Bernie Sanders his own coat. He's speaking as Alex
but also
This goes on a while, but he slips in there accidentally. I have looked up how much Bernie Sanders clothes
And he's pledging he's resolving to intensify the struggle against Trump is
Now why do I raise all this?
Why do you raise all that Alex? I should be clear he never answers his own
He never answers that question. He doesn't one of the things that he's lying a lot about is the situation with China
What they did is I'll read here from the New York Times article
China said on Thursday that it would temporarily exempt foreign companies from paying tax on their earnings a bid to keep American businesses from taking
Their profits out of China following Washington's overhaul of the United States tax code. There is however a catch
To be eligible foreign companies must invest those earnings in sectors encouraged by China's government
Including railways mining technology and agriculture according to a statement from the finance bring back those coal jobs indeed
So despite its appeal as a manufacturing hub one where companies from around the world have set up
Operations to tap into a highly skilled workforce and strong infrastructure
China charges high taxes on top of a standard corporate tax rate of 25 percent
Companies are required to make social security contributions and other payments that push their tax burden higher than it is in other countries
So tax issues are not a good way to approach right the China business
indifference or the difference that
They go to China because they get very skilled workers that they can pay very little right and they that kind of is a wash with the taxes
The tax issue is not really
Necessarily one of the big the big boons that businesses have also Alex didn't read the rest of this article because this is what this is
What he's referencing because down at the end it says here Bernie Sanders his coats cost
Could you read the whole article in that voice no because I'm about to read everything in that voice
But who or what no, what is that? It's offensive to improv people
To sketch actors to Saturday night live
If you read our our friend Peter John Burns
There's no way to offend improv people. So I know Alex didn't read this article because at the end it says here
Regardless business lobbying groups here say it is unlikely that the Chinese government's latest measures would be significant enough to keep many American companies from
repatriating profits sounds about right so in the end the the experts who weighed in on it have said
It's not really a big deal that people are still gonna move their money back
This isn't enough to keep people here right because they're all there's other tax issues and there's other
like China's added a bunch of new laws in the last year or two that have made the
Like getting money out of the country incredibly complicated right in terms of if you want to keep your business there
So there's all kinds of other things at play Alex is just dismissing all of them. That's interesting. Why would they?
Why would they then make that move?
Knowing or at least having been told I would assume that it won't make a difference
Excuse me. I don't know. I think that they're hoping it will make some
Difference and you got to think about like what other plays can they make?
You know, I could
Do more where's the oh?
This this article also lays out like China sets tight rules on how much money flows out of the country as a way of controlling the value of its
Currency and keeping the financial system stable a significant repatriation of foreign earnings could set off a broader capital flight and weaken the country's
currency and a sharp fall in the currency could spark a vicious cycle with even more companies and possibly
Individuals looking to minimize losses by moving their money out of China
And then you get some hyperinflation going on and we're in real trouble with China exactly
Yeah, so I mean at the end of the day what they're doing is just trying to mitigate whatever damage that's going to do right
And then at the same time the illusion that this repatriated money that's gonna come back is gonna in any way help any of us
No is absurd. It's all just gonna go back to CEOs and
Maybe investment in the companies, but not in the now
They're all buying back their own funds, too
Right what they're doing with all of that money is then inflating the value of their own companies. None of it is real
It's all imaginary right like everything that they're doing keep going. Yeah, everything. They're doing is is
Magical like there's no there's no thing. It's not like they're building a thing
It's just like if we move money over here money becomes here like it doesn't make any sense
Yeah, so let's move along though because we can't we can't spend this entire episode talking about
There might be some more points we can bring up whatever you like but
There's a there's a bigger narrative afoot on this episode
And that is that there's an article in the Metro the UK publication about how adults should buy their children's sex toys and
We'll get into that. All right as we get into that. All right, but that is just the launching point for another impression
This one this one is not as offensive
From an audio standpoint, but no much more. Okay. All right, so strap it in
And now that's why I'm so Gaga over Trump. He's delivering just fairness
What happened
No, it's a real question what happened I apologize I started the wrong click
I think he's literally asking us the question. What happened one year in and I finally start the wrong clip
So here's the right one
Coleman says parents should buy their kids sex toys. That is the big daily newspaper in
London the Metro
Remember Jocelyn elders coming in as the new head of the
New head of the Surgeon General back under Bill Clinton. She had to step down. She's like
What should do with the kindergarten children? We're gonna find that clip. I played it years ago. I first got on air in
1995 she said a few years before that
You gotta have the school reach down and grab their little wee-wees and help them
She actually said reach down and grab them and help them with their little and they're little in there when they get nap time at the
You're like what?
See
So so they've been really raring to push this openly for a long time. Oh, and so are the muslims
Notoriously notorious lovers of sex toys
What the fuck wait wait wait, I
So that was bugsy elders
Bugsy elders the pedophile I mean that's a great character
It goes back to Jocelyn elders just saying that maybe masturbation is something that should be taught
Yeah, and she even like after she got fired. She got interviewed about it and she clarified
She's like I wasn't saying like people are taking this way out of context
I was just saying that people shouldn't teach kids that it's wrong. Yeah
Maybe instead of I didn't say give them guidance on how to do it
Yeah, maybe instead of putting putting a lifetime of shame onto your 14 year old who really can't even control himself
Or even ten, you know, I mean ten people are a lot of people are going through puberty around I wasn't I was still
We're starting to have those feelings
It wasn't until it wasn't until the the backwash of
Four years of shame came out that I was for masturbating forever. That's what I'm doing. All right, but but so that that impressions bad
Yeah, he's lying about Jocelyn elders. He's like course. We have that clip. You don't have that fucking clip
It would you know that fuck what clip is it what clip would she
Wee-wee, yeah touch and then he gets into Jimmy Stewart at the end
Oh, that's another great quote of Jocelyn elders that I found when I was looking
Touched there. Wee-wee. No, like she had a great quote about like anybody who thinks that children need to be taught
How to masturbate has never changed a diaper
And I don't know from what I understand I've talked to parents before kids just play with themselves
Yeah, it's just you do it for me incredibly young age. So everybody does yeah, absolutely doesn't matter
Yeah, so everybody's fucked a pillow is what I'm trying to say. I gotta be honest. I've never fucked
No, me and Marty DeRosa have talked about this at length Marty
We had a we had a weird show
Yeah, no, we had a weird show at
comedy underground
where he
I'd and Alex Kuhman all on the same show did
Told stories about what we fucked
What what non-sentient things we fucked on stage it was very strange
So I know a lot about fucking pillows
So we'll get back to this this article from Metro
Here in a little bit because he gets much more in-depth in it and that's the more appropriate time to
To dive into that but for now he's lying about Jocelyn elders. He's pretending. There's a clip he can play and
boy
That's a fun impression
It's fun. I won't lie. I think he does it again later. Okay. All right, but for now
I'm in let's get back to this other clip where Alex pretends that Donald Trump has raised his own taxes
2018 the year of the impression indeed and now that's why I'm so Gaga over Trump. He's delivering just fairness
now
What happened
What happened ladies and gentlemen, I don't Bernie Sanders the usual suspects got up on TV and said
He's letting the rich people get their taxes cut from 40% to 15
They already make hundreds of millions of dollars. I love to
Laws to ship our jobs to China because they have investments in the factories on record and you know that scumbag
And you're playing class envy with dumb down constituents
Pot kettle
And that's a lottery ticket crowd folks the people that just always think they're gonna get the insurance money
They're gonna get the lottery ticket. It's always. Oh, yeah, Bernie wants to give me something free
Oh, he wants to make my school loans free. Oh, it's all free. It's all free. No, it's not free
I want it. I want to say that like I think that Sanders positions are a little more nuanced than that
But I do I do think there is fair critiques to be made against him on a lot of that stuff
But at the same time Alex if you want to talk about pie in the sky stuff
Yeah, you're talking about med beds and shit like that
You're talking about the secrets of the universe and curing all diseases
It's a trump has it all that is disposal the secret bases on Mars that already exist and somehow are also already filled with pedophiles
Alex has not said that he's just allowed everyone to say it on his show
A couple years in the past so he's forgotten
Yeah
No, that's that's but that's the thing about that criticism that drives me insane about the the Bernie Sanders
Oh, he's just saying we're gonna give it to everybody for free, right? And that's not what he's saying
No, that's not how that works. No, what it is is we do need to accept that there have been plenty of debt forgiveness programs
Over the years that have changed everything and every time one of those debt forgiveness programs go on
What happens to those people who get all that money back?
They reinvested in the actual economy they build things they buy things they do all of this stuff
If you are if you are saddling my generation like they always talk about why don't millennials buy houses?
And because my fucking college loans cost as much. No, that's the situation now
Democrats we're gonna get to that in the next imagine imagine we didn't have
Imagine if I didn't start every morning
$40,000 in debt. Well, no, I mean because I was sold when I was 17 or whatever that if I don't get that
If I don't get that degree, I'm never gonna get a job
So I won't be able to make any money there, right?
And then it's like well
I would love to buy a house if I had that
$40,000 back as a down payment on the house any number of those different things and then if you have all of these people buying houses
Well, that creates more jobs and shit for the economy. Well, that speaks to the it's a good thing
Anyway, I'm gonna make my point now. Well, I would I want you I want you to make your point
I was just gonna double down and reinforce what you were saying that like, you know
When you're living under undue burden
whether it be
from not being in control of your own
destiny because of like overwhelming debt that you've been burdened with or
Inability to control your own reproductive choices those sorts of things. You're not really living freedom. It's not you're not really free. No, and
There's a reason they call it wage slavery. Yeah, and almost everybody lives under that to some degree and
A lot of people could use help they could use another
Ski exthasia as they as Solon called it the shaking off of burdens, right where people could get out from under
Misapplied self
Bondage or whatever because I mean you did it to yourself, but you did it because you're misled right those sorts of yeah
Well, and I wasn't entirely misled without that college degree
I wouldn't have been able to get so many different jobs
Maybe but at the same time but the type of jobs were also a lie exactly get a job at a fucking data entry, right?
You might not be able to get with just a high school diploma
But even though I don't really need a degree in English to be able to do it
I
Have a lot of friends who have lied about having college degrees. Oh, yeah, I've told you know what no one's ever checked who cares
It's crazy. You can do that. Yeah. Anyway, that's what I encourage. I think most of our list lie our college educated
Yeah, but I'm just assuming if you're not lie
So anyway knowledge fight morality is whatever you feel exactly who cares
So in this next clip
We get into you were saying that stuff about owning homes. Yes, it turns out. It's the Democrats fault
Oh, is it and we're learn a little bit about that here in this next one. Did we do it? Mm-hmm
Here comes Trump my taxes and I'm not a big property on but that is where I've got a little backup nest egg
You know stuff like that homestead
He's above ten thousand dollars a year. I mean ladies and gentlemen ladies and gentlemen if you've got a five hundred thousand dollar house
Your property taxes is like fifteen thousand dollars
Austin has the highest in Texas and it's a blue area. It is a rape gang almost none of it goes to the schools
It goes into all their little scams
So Trump's gonna put pressure on areas to now lower the taxes now the scams over the they're gonna lower taxes in all the blue areas and
Then property values for smaller homes are gonna go down
So people can be not be renters, but be owners again. Trump is doing the most pragmatic fair
loving
System for people. I mean, this is how you make economies grow. It's how you lower deficits
It's how you put money in people's bank accounts if they want to work
No, it's how you un-rig the economy and and again trouble
It's also important to the the term un-rig in terms of Alex Jones's world
Is a hundred percent synonymous with Robert David Steele?
So him using that terminology is kind of like a little wink to the guy who did say that there are Mars bases
Oh, yeah, full of children sex slaves. I did not know that anyway. Let me finish the clip here
Pays
Guaranteed hundreds of millions of dollars in property taxes and in state income taxes in those states where he has big businesses and
He needs to selectively release just to show everybody New York or New Jersey where he's got the biggest holdings
He needs to release it and people are gonna go. Oh my god
He wrote off hundreds of millions and he just took that away from himself
You better believe he did folks
It's a fact. All right, you've convinced me
So as far as that stuff goes
I'm gonna let that sit as a prediction Alex is making
Let's see. Let's see how it goes. Yeah, I don't believe that that is at all
What any economist that I've read believes is going to happen, but you have your position
They have theirs. Well, we will see based on what the the idea behind what he's saying is as far as property taxes go is in the tax
bill prior to
You know prior to this rewriting of the worst law in history
You could deduct your state and local property taxes from your federal taxes, right?
You can't do that anymore
now all of a sudden you can't afford that anymore and
The cities are gonna start seeing people like what it is what the tax bill really is it's
It's essentially like stealing money from large cities and
Putting it in rich people's pockets
Peter to pay Paul well more like robbing
Poor Peter to give rich Paul more fucking money. I don't know if that's
Was it how how what you know what I want the apostles to release their tax return. Yeah, that's what I need
Yes, I need to know I know that one fucking guy was a tax collector and then he changed his name
Which is like fucking own up to a dick
Matea Matthias
No, it was all no, it's all of Tarsus. So it's all of Tarsus. No, it was Bregan of Tartt actually Saul Paul
Alex loves him for the wrong reasons. So now in this next clip Alex Jones gets back to the the the China taxes
Gets back to something else. We've touched on already and then gets into a very interesting critique of a liberal
Media figure that
I don't know we'll see how much I agree with him on it
It's incredible. Yeah, there's the New York Times China said on Thursday
It would temporarily exempt foreign companies from paying taxes on their earnings
They bid to keep American businesses from taking their profits out of China following Washington's overhaul of the tax code
Did a great job. You have to merge it with the government
There is however a catch to be eligible foreign companies must invest those earnings in sectors encouraged by Chinese government
Things they own of course including railways mining technology and agriculture according to a statement from the
Finance ministry the measure is retroactive from January 1st this year the ministry said
If you read the plan, it's zero tax
No, so the
Communists have zero because they're commies. They always pay zero. They're not you work in a slave mine
but Bernie Sanders
He's got six houses and a hundred thousand dollar cars and three thousand dollar suits and white people
No, no one is like to be poor
But continuing and
Sink uger of the young Turks is caught saying women are subhuman. Well, he's an Islamist. Of course. He says that
Funded by Gulf state dictatorships
He's a dirt bag. They're all forced fed dirt bags
Unchivalrous piles of filth cowardly scum directly out of hell
Excuse me
All right, your excuse. Thanks, buddy. So all the other stuff we've already sort of touched on
But so we can get into this jenky uger situation here. We're talking about how the young Turks are
Funded by the Islamic states
The Gulf states is what he says and that's not true. They're funded by crowd sourcing
Yeah, like Alex claims to be and right might be partially and then also they just had a
$20 million
Venture capitalism run so three venture capitalism firms that aren't necessarily run out of Gulf states
Pitched in and they're gonna expand greatly because of it. They had an inflow of VC money, right?
And which if you guys are looking to expand young Turks might might need an Alex Jones wing
We got we got programming, baby. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Come on. It's like the Donna TV
Just throw whatever at the wall see what sticks but then at the same time
I don't know if I necessarily want to be involved because what Alex Jones is talking about is something real
Right in that jenky uger used to be a big conservative. Yeah, he's a giant piece of shit back when he was younger and in college
He was a conservative and he wrote some stuff that were pretty bad. Oh, yeah
Stuff I'll just read here from this article in the Hill the founder do it in Bernie Sanders
The founder of the progressive online channel the young Turks apologized on Thursday after making sexist and derogatory remarks on his blog years ago
That included commentary that argued women are genetically flawed because they don't want to have sex as often often enough
So here's here's a quote from that piece
Obviously the genes of women are flawed
They're poorly designed creatures who don't want to have sex as often as needed for the human race to get along fruitfully and peacefully
In another post called the rules of dating
Uger explains what should happen physically as the dating process progresses. I don't I don't want to hear this women's not gonna be
Ignore these rules at your peril. He's basically channeling. I'm out. He's basically doing Tom like us. Yeah, this is not good rule number one
There must be some serious making out by the third date if I if I haven't felt your tits by then things are not about to last much
Longer in fact, if you don't get back on track by the fourth date, you're done rule number two
That's there must be orgasm by the fifth day
Okay, could be hers could what are we is he talking about a handy? I don't know
I think fifth date is probably too late for a handy. So I I'm
Opposed to this but then at the same time opposed to rules. I am too. I'm up. I'm opposed to all of it
at the same time when
Addressing it he
Apologized and had this to say the stuff I wrote back then was really insensitive and ignorant Uger said if you read that today
What I wrote 18 years ago and you're offended by it
You're a hundred percent right and anyone who is subjected to that material. I apologize to I deeply regret having written that stuff
When I was a different guy if someone said that today
I would heavily criticize them on the show and rightfully so and I have I've criticized myself over the years
He added I had not yet matured and was still a conservative who thought that stuff was politically incorrect and edgy when you read it
Now it looks really honestly ugly and it's very uncomfortable to read
So yeah the reason that I I'm not giving him a pass for writing that stuff necessarily
But I do give him a tip of the proverbial hat in the sense that he owned up for it
Right, and he took responsibility and apologized, which is the more
Adult thing to do in that situation
I would not like to be taken to account for some of the jokes that I wrote when I was starting comedy, right?
There are a number of things that I pray
Don't come to life and it's not like I yelled the n-word like I'm Michael Richards or some shit
Right, but there are a lot of unevolved positions that I didn't have rules for dating
But I did I you know, I mean, I'll be honest. I when I started stand-up
I didn't realize that tranny was a bad word to say I didn't have anti-trans material
But I didn't realize right that that was a pejorative horrible word to use
There's a difference between like the the reason that the word ignorant is important in this context is because
You didn't know nobody told you you weren't you didn't have access to people to tell you that kind of stuff
Like there's a lot of situations
You are me I could have known better right and that is on me for being ignorant, but at the same time
I didn't know any better. I mean, that's there's there's
Like it's hard to hold yourself accountable for being able to know everything that might offense anybody
Right like though the purpose of that is to just be like oh, this was offensive. Okay, cool
I'm not gonna say it anymore, right like it's the guys who are like that was that was my position as soon as I learned
Yeah, exactly. It's the guys who are like no, that's just PC talk. You're just it's just political correctness gone wild
It's like no just though the political correctness is just like hey, don't be a dick
Like it doesn't hurt you not to say it and it hurts them when you say it
So why are you saying it generally speaking and again? I I don't I'm not a janky uger fan
I don't watch the young Turks or anything like that, but taken as a whole the situation. Yes
The stuff he wrote is terrible, right he apologized
Go ahead and accept his apology because it's 18 years ago, and there's nothing current where he's saying stuff like that
Right, so I I am inclined to believe that he has
Learned the error of his ways and changed seems like now at the same time or at the very least he's doing everything he can to mask
Exactly but maybe he still does believe it but on his public platform
God damned if he isn't against that type of shit, and I don't know the man
So I don't have any idea, but but I do know I'll tell you what you should have put out on the third date
But I do know otherwise otherwise he would not have dated he wouldn't have dropped you couldn't make it to orgasm
The the thing is too though like he grew up in a in a
Muslim household, but he came to America when he was eight he's lived here since he was eight right and he is an atheist now
He's a devout atheist
He's made it very very clear that is the you know where his yeah
His heart lies yeah, whatever so to say that he thinks that women are subhuman
And of course he does because he's an Islamist is a lie on like three points
And I don't need to I don't want to take this much time to fucking defend Janky Uger right, but at the same time
It's deconstructing the little pieces of Alex Jones. How much he can lie in one sentence is really spectacular
It's fascinating. It seems like every noun and
It's descriptor adjective
Lies every single one. I don't think his articles are lies like the ofs
I don't think that's a lie, but everything else pretty much. Yeah, the indefinite articles lies very their definite goals
So in this next clip we learn that not just Janky Uger is evil all liberals are evil. Okay
They're all evil people
I mean you get behind the scenes with these liberals. They're not liberals. They're kissing con artists
they're vicious and
They're just soulless
greedy trash
Yep, sounds right and they hate everyone and when you get around these controllers Democrat controllers
Whenever we're going to like smart row conferences and going here's the documents
It's a scam and it's meant to deindustrialize and only give it to a handful of people and they would just shove you out of the way
The times I didn't have a camera convenient
Down there, they'd see of course, we know that you idiot
They're all just in there just how do we organize crime that count? How do we push this?
How do we share the wealth? How do we scam people? How do we do it?
Don't understand these are
vicious vicious
Vicious criminals that want to hurt you and your family as much as they can because they are scum. They know they are scum
We'll be back stay with us. I
Kept that
I don't like that sort of steely day and ask guitar solo taking us out to break
They'd be like they're all trash. They hate your family and their demons
That's as jarring as the block rock and beat
Yeah, just from the other angle, so I don't know man. I I think when you speak in what was the last time you hissed I
Know the last time you did was like two seconds. Yeah. Yeah very short time, but I'm a regular hisser
I would say only when I'm antagonizing my cat right or my
Radiators they hiss a little bit and sometimes I will scream at them in the middle of the night
You'll hiss back as if you're like it's time to speak to each other
Well, there's perhaps you can understand me exactly
Being kept up all night by radiators is right. We'll drive a man crazy. No, I agree
It's just below bedbugs in terms of like losing your mind right and that damn radiator will not shut up
I don't hiss on a general. I love I love Alex's stories because every time he's telling a story about meeting somebody else
It feels like he's just running up to them holding loose leaf paper, right? Just like here's the documents
And then he's surprised when people push him out of the way like my friend Alex. No, thank you
Yeah, it's because you're afraid of the truth. No
No, it's because you're large and that's loose leaf paper that you hand wrote in cram. Yeah, the
The other thing I always think about when I hear him say those things those sorts of like
It's like you got to be a little more specific
When you're talking about people because it's like when I meet with Democratic controllers
Yeah, what the fuck are you talking about?
What is a Democratic controlling first of all?
Second of all
Like it's the same thing like I got a globalist dinner party. No, you fucking don't also who's at these dinner parties
It seems like if you went to a globalist dinner party and you're Alex Jones
You're coming out of there going like globalist dinner party guess number one globalist dinner party guess number two, right?
Also, it was the movie clue. I was actually just watching the movie clue or a fucking sneak in a wire
Where a wire to one of these things? Oh, that'd be great
You could have audio of them saying all this bullshit you claim they say and then oh all of your claims are proven
The problem with that is that it would just be too much hissing
You couldn't be you couldn't be able you couldn't understand words. They're just it's all his that's a strategic tactic that they use in case
Someone's exactly what Alex doesn't understand is that all Democratic controllers are parcel tongues, right?
They're trying to create background noise. Yeah, in case they got a snitch
You know what this is one of those things that I think it's really talk to me and his
My point has been made no
There's a there's a lot of these instances where that you know with the Jankyuger thing or with the China taxes or with
A number of these other things that we're gonna be talking about
There are actually factual things that we can make
To point out like Alex is lying about x y and z but at the same when he does stuff like this when he
It's important to really discuss this for a second, right when he says these things like all liberals are evil when you talk to Democratic
Controllers, they're all hissing and evil
We don't even have to like yeah to bunk that. Yeah, that's just an assertion furthermore. I don't think we can no
You have to go to a lot more parties the intellectual discipline that we require in order to push back against that is just say no they
That's all we have to do and we have succeeded. I don't I don't even think we need to go that far
I think we just need to go hmm. It's and that's it. Yeah, it's a show. There you go. You've also got
What are you gonna do?
Democratic controllers. Yes, I mean tough break. You're gonna get his dad. Yeah, what are you gonna say?
So in this next clip Alex Jones, he you know, he's
His position at current is that the Russia investigation has completely fallen apart and everything is off the rails and
everyone is already admitted that it's not real and all this and
So in this in this next clip he gets back to bashing a couple of his favorite boys
The man Komi right Mueller two of them get hit with a little buckshot here in this next clip, right?
But Komi provoked social media stir after hoping
For more ethical leadership in 2018 the articles are up on info wars calm and news wars calm
And he came out and said, you know, we need ethical leadership
Former yet director James Komi incredibly corrupt illegally leaking lying to Congress
Covering up for the Clintons telling Hillary their investigation was really over. They were gonna stage an investigation
No, Tori Lynch all of it uranium one. I mean this guy
Looks like a seven foot tall
What's the name of the famous ventriloquist doll, I think it's Charlie McCarthy, but
We we've been over I was gonna go with Chuckie
We've been over a lot of that stuff so we don't need to really go over why he's lying about uranium one
And you know, I'm not gonna sit in here and go to bat for literally everything Komi did right
There's some there's some answers that still need to be fleshed out in terms of his behavior
But at the same time he's not
Some sort of evil bag man for Russia or whatever his uranium one narrative would suggest
It's kind of amazing how that narrative how that story is just like
Everybody knows that that isn't true except for people who only listen to conservative news, right?
In which case they just repeat it loudly with no evidence what so all what so ever and then it's like a month later
And you hear that story again, and you're like well, they're still talking about it
Right, I assume they gave evidence the first time that they talked about it
No, they never did no
But that's the magic of the way Alex Jones works is he declares something and then it's proven for him to use later
Right, that's kind of the way a lot of these these operations end up working with the Hannity's with it
But so we don't need to address any of those things and thankfully that's not all the ammunition Alex has for James Komi
Oh, that's good. No, he's a tall weirdo who looks like a ventriloquist dummy
Sometimes those personal insults just kind of wash over me where I'm just like well
Of course, he's a tall idiot who looks like a ventriloquist doll
But we need to get back to uranium one isn't real the personal insults get a little bit deeper here
Looks real creepy. I mean, he just looks like a pervert to me. I mean, I'm sorry
He is the most disingenuous criminal looking slime bag
He looks like the ultimate psychopath where they're supposed to be sharp and nice and look just perfect
Oh, you're doing but you take one look at him and you say
Danger will Robinson and you look at Mueller. Oh, what another but that's a power-tripping corrupt nutball
That's what Mueller is. I mean, and I'm not just saying this that their records show it
They're horrible jokes and they always walk into Congress like they're the boss
You're the most powerful institution in America we trump the voters we trump everything. We're God
I'm King Mueller
I'll do whatever I want to have fake dossiers and I'll break all the laws grab the president make a bunch of crap
Sure, and I'll get my own waivers. I'm in debt with the Russians and I'll protect all our old criminals
And I'll walk in real tough
You imagine if guys walk like that to a restaurant. You laugh that all I put the real
Bunch of crooks
Yeah, I think that is probably how exactly how he walks into a restaurant, right?
Yeah, so there's some other issues that we need to address as it relates to his narrative
on Mueller
So Robert Mueller does have an ethics waiver in terms of him becoming the special counsel investigating
Trump's campaign their alleged
Collusion with that part of the independent part. Well, I'm reading this here from an article in Politico because it's interesting
That they don't like they won't explain what what an ethics waiver really is or what it's for right the DOJ won't say what
What it's for and the reason
Most people think it is is that the waiver is believed to relate to Mueller's work in recent years as a partner at Wilmer Hale Law Firm
Which also represented former Trump campaign chairman Paul Manafort and White House advisor Jared Kushner
Who is also Donald Trump's son-in-law essentially? It's a conflict of interest waiver. Absolutely
Because there's a situation that would happen that if he did not have that ethics waiver and it proceeded to court
All they would have to do like
Kushner or Manafort all they would have to do is get a Wilmer Hale attorney to represent them in the case
And Mueller would have to recuse you would have to be out and so
That's in the same way that so many of them have ethics waivers that we don't hear about like kushman has an ethics waiver
Like all of these guys that work for trump wind up having those same waivers
Because they're obviously corrupt right the only way to get around that is by saying no, you're not you're good
And there there is there is uh, you know just a a kernel to this that is
You know that that's the right that's the right thing to do to cover your bases, right?
Well furthermore there's an interesting furthermore if they wanted to if they were acting like gods
They just would have arrested trump
Yeah, like they like all of like the amicus brief that was filed
Like that was clear like oh, he's committed shit tons of crimes, but we were just like well
We can't just arrest him. Yeah, there's an interesting quote in this article in politico
From richard painter a former white house ethics lawyer under george w bush
I think it's sloppy the conspiratorial side of me thinks that somebody at justice is not giving you the explanation for the waiver
Because they want to create the impression that robert muller has a problem when robert muller does not have a problem
And this is going to lead to fox news conspiracy talk
So what you're saying so what he's saying is that the doj specifically gave him that waiver as a way to undermine his credibility
or the uh
The the refusal to explain why it is he has it
But that he even admits that that's conspiratorial talk. Yeah, yeah
So there's the possibility that it's because muller worked at wilmer hail right and that they have represented
Manafort and kushner or its sessions being a dick
CNN reported in september that while at wilmer hail muller worked very briefly for a company involved in a nuclear energy project championed by michael flinn
The retired defense intelligence agency chief who would go on to serve for
As trump's national security advisor
It's unclear whether the one sentence waiver finding uh from school's covers
That's a terrible sentence
What was reported to be less than half an hour's work muller billed to the firm iron bridge
Great, so he did less than an hour's work for a company that was involved with michael flinn
And that too could present a conflict of interests right under the wrong circumstances
So
I don't know i'm more inclined to believe it's something like that than uh something along the lines of he was in bed with russia
They gave him that kind of clearance. Yeah, that's a massive ethics waiver to be throwing around
So much of the republican argument about uh the fbi investigation boils down to
I know you are but what am I right like there's just repeating that over and over and over again
Yeah, yeah, yeah, it's a mess. It's a mess, but I don't know
I think that there's a lot of fun you can have with uh uncertainties and life
You know, uh, the the idea that because no one knows what the waiver is for
Alex is then free to say it's for whatever. Right. All right. Um, also, there's an article
Some articles that came out
In news week
Last week or that was last month
I'm trying to pull up this report. I don't know. I don't want to cite this because I can't uh, I can't find it
Never mind. All right. Um
Yeah, I don't want to irresponsibly throw something out strike it from the record your honor
Let's move along to this next clip where alex jones, uh gets into the uh, the idea that uh, all the people accusing trump of
Wrong doing I know you are but what am I are getting paid?
Here we go
Here it is the new york times clinton supporters donated 700 000 to help trump accusers
Oh, now the new york times is reporting on we told you
Over a year ago and what we broke again two weeks ago
That it was going to come out that all these women had been paid off
And that it was made up that someone had demanded two million to to make it up and there it is out of the hill yet
Next year's news today at info wars dot com really next year's news today at info wars dot com
The only way the site gets out is when you hand share the links and the articles that he goes
It's blocked everywhere else. It's only you it's not
Only you can stop forest fires
Another repression only you can give the globalist a bloody nose every day. So keep
Spreading those links and we salute you that would have been a very different smoky the bear art
advertisement. I think it's possible that alex jones can't pay for
Advertising anymore. I think there's a decent. That's why he's doing the it's blocked everywhere. We need you guys to
But that's my conspiratorial thinking. I don't know. I can't prove that but what I can do is go to this article in the hill
Uh, which you said was in the new york times
Well, no, that was something. I think that's something else. That's about uh, hillary and new york times being in cahoots or whatever
It's too non-specific for me to really chase down, right?
But this thing about the women making accusations about trump
I can definitely trace this down to this hill article and he says the clinton supporters gave 700 thousand dollars to these women
And when you really get down to it, what it is is there's two people who gave a bunch of money. There's david brough
Uh, who gave 200 thousand dollars and then fashion entrepreneur susie tompkins buell
Who gave 500 thousand dollars?
Now alex jones has not read this article because immediately after this shocking immediately after this breakdown
It says the efforts did not result in any women coming forward according to the times
Bloom uh, lisa bloom, right?
Reported or told the paper that one woman requested as much as two million dollars for her story
A sum she was unwilling to offer so she wasn't trying to bait this woman right two hundred two million dollars
There's just someone who said i will tell you my story for two million. She said no
So democratic donors familiar with bloom's efforts say that bloom kept the 200 000 from the american bridge
But refunded the 500 000 dollars from buell
So 500 000 of that even went back gotcha
So in a statement bloom denied that the hillary clinton campaign had any knowledge of her efforts or that she had collaborated with clinton's team
On any of this she also denied that payments were needed before the women would come forward
Quote it doesn't cost anything to publicly air allegations
Security and relocation are expensive and were sorely needed in the case of this magnitude in a country filled with so much anger hate and violence
So yeah, you know, there's there is a lot to say about uh,
Trump supporters being told that these women are liars and they're getting paid off
And then they know where they are and they know their names because it's public and all of a sudden you have a recipe for
death threats absolutely and
ultimately uh
Murder, I mean murder and rape threats are super common. Yeah, uh on the in online
You get murder and rape threats for writing about fucking video games. So now here's the ultimate irony
If you scroll down a little bit further in this article in the hill
Right-wing activist mike sernovich the times noted offered $10,000 in november for details of sexual harassment settlements reached by members of congress
Sernovich helped surface the details last year of one such settlement involving representative john conures
Of michigan who then resigned from congress. He could have just uh called larry nickles
Could have just done that larry nickles has got all the blackmail on congress. We got to give that guy a call wish him a happy new year
So I mean if you want to go down that road what you see uh in in the details of that article is that
Uh, first of all the two million dollar thing was some person
Saying that that's their price and being rebuffed right 500 000 of that 700 000 being returned
The money not leading to anyone coming forward right and even lisa bloom who we've gone on record and say we do not support
Even her saying that the money isn't needed to bring about allegations. It's for protecting people who have made allegations
It's completely
Accurate and then mike sernovich also gives out money to right. So, uh, I know you are but what am I something like that
Something like that. Um, so at this point we're going to get into we're not calling larry nickles
2018 is going to start with
The resurrection of call larry nickles. I'm not happy about that
So at this point in the show what we uh, what we end up getting into is an eight minute chunk
Which I have just split up into pieces because it's a bit of a rant and it goes all over the place
Um, and it has to do with do we get some good impressions? I don't think there's any impressions
That there are some bullshit. Okay
But in this first one alex
I believe it was like a month or so ago on the show alex was really he had to be in his bonnet about how people kept saying that
He was attacking the gay folks
Because he says the people want to have sex with cars or some shit right remember that
Yeah, no, I recall he was very mad about that. So I recall he sort of revisits that theme
It tries to defend himself, but that can't go well, but it accidentally
Works the opposite way. He's just going to wind up doubling down. He might have accidentally done that
It's total confusion and there's tv shows
I see where people are having sex with their cars and it's a growing phenomenon where they have sex with appliances
Are in love with inanimate objects and in love with these robot sex dolls are buying
They'll take it edit it down to 10 seconds and then say alex jones says gay men want to rape your car's tailpipe
And then literally somebody walks me on the street goes, why have you been bashing gay people?
I saw the article where you said people want to have the gay men want to rape cars, you know alex
that's that's not true
And it's the craziest thing
That's the social engineers have attached all this other stuff
on
To the lgbt agenda or whatever you want to say and it's now that agenda
So that's so wait a second. So that's the problem
So he's like no, no, no, no, I never said gay people want to rape cars
I just said that the lgbt wants to rape cars
Well, no, because he's he's being even dicier than that because you have to you have to really pick that
piece apart because what he's saying is first of all
There's a gay agenda right and secondarily now
I guess because of these democratic controllers that he goes and hangs out with
They have now
Coopted the gay agenda to include fucking cars and that's now the agenda
Okay, so all right, so he's trying to defend himself
But in the process of talking he ends up saying that no that is kind of what the gay agenda is now
What are you saying?
you're doing
First of all, I like that alex tries to defend himself and in the process of talking does the opposite
That's a blanket statement for just about anything alex put that on his fucking headstone
He's gonna accidentally condemn himself from the grave somehow i'm sure
So in this next clip we get to
I don't want to spoil it. Okay, just enjoy
I'm not the one like jocelyn elders the former head of the
Surgeon general operation saying reach down and help the kindergartners play with themselves
He said there wasn't an impression. That's sexualization of children stay away from our children's genitals jocelyn elders
In fact, although they found the clip we'll we'll play it come up a moment. They don't
Reach down and help them
Remember that controversy from 1994 the controversy that you are entirely misrepresenting. Yeah, I remember that
Mercy, but here's today little transgender shop sells fake genitals for little girls
Do you know why they do that?
Do you know why they offer fake genitals for transgender people people? Um, I assume
So I know I don't I mean there I have a bunch of possibilities
But I don't know the the actual reason for my understanding
It is so you have the feeling of having the
Genitals that you believe should have yeah, so you feel like you identify with you feel like you're more comfortable in your own body
Exactly. Yeah, and I don't think that that's necessarily
Sexualization, I don't think that's necessarily some sort of perverse thing. No, uh, but alex sure does
Pretty sure they're not giving you strap-ons
No, I would guess they're giving you it's like a it's like wearing a baby
It's like a dude wearing like a pregnancy thing. Well, I used to have a flashlight back in the day
And yeah, I did it was not worth it for the amount. I got it for free marty dorosa bought it for me. It's a long story, but
Happy new year
um
You flashlight has a line of like a bunch of you know
You have vaginas mouths and what have you but they also have one called like the pink limpy or something like that
Don't like any of that. No, it is a is a limp phallus and
From my understanding I didn't understand this and someone explained it to me
It's something that could be worn sort of uh externally that people can have the experience or have the physical sensation of weight
Oh, yeah, that sounds fun. Yeah, I don't I don't understand it fully
But that's the explanation I've gotten from people when I've asked about it and that satisfies all my curiosity, right?
So alex thinks it's far more and it's reasonable alex thinks it's far more perverse
anything
Patient asked for female nurse to give cervical smear
It's tattooed trans. I got it. She wanted a little bit. Uh, never mind. I gotta scroll this back a little bit
You got to hear this. Uh, it's tattooed trans man with stubble
I don't think right parts headline makes sense. It's
Man with tattoos and stubble muscular man comes in and demands the nurse give him a cervical smear
He didn't have a female genitals
He had male genitals and now they're saying she's bad
Just I mean if someone comes in and says they're puff the magic dragon and they want you to pull a thorn out of their paw
I'm leo the lion or I'm leo the dragon pull the thorn out of my paw and you're like you're not you're not you're not a you're not a lion
Yes, do it. You're mentally ill
No, you have been turned into a mental patient
I don't care about this story. Nope
I don't particularly care about this story. This seems like a uh, uh, small issue
There was one person in england who uh, uh had male genitalia and came in and wanted a pap smear
I think that's what he's saying. I guess I don't I don't really I think that's a local issue
I think that's something that could be taken care of in house
In this London hospital all local issues are national issues. Right. So anyway, uh, all politics is local
Yeah, in this next clip we get uh more nonsense. Also, it doesn't matter
The real question is do you have a thorn in your paw?
Uh, I am uh aslan and I do have a thorn in my paw. See it doesn't matter whether or not you are aslan
Do you got a thorn in your paw? Somebody's got to take it out. Right. I think that's reasonable next clip
We get some more, uh, nonsense and
A couple of things that alex is straight up wrong about whereas some of this I get I get that there is
You know a little bit of
Conversation that can be had in terms of what you think is uh, appropriate. What age, uh, it's appropriate to
um
Have conversations with children, you know that sort of thing. I don't I don't know. I don't have any kids
I'm not I'm not super well versed
In that and I don't think that there's a hard and fast line
So it is a little bit more of murky territory. Um, but in the this next one not so murky
The uk is now an open-air mental institution and the tabistock institute run by mi6 admits they launched the whole gender confusion thing
I don't hate you if you think you're a man or woman
And I know there are some men that like men or whatever that's not the issue
The issue is this is being pushed on kids and if a man comes into a nurse and pulls his pants down and says I want a
pap smear
Brother, you don't have a cervix
But in california you get arrested for saying brother
That's right. They have a law that if someone identifies as a woman or a man
And you call them by the wrong name you get arrested. Well, then arrest us you cult of authoritarians. You are out of control
so
again the
crazy screaming man
Is pointing the finger. I'm not particularly about being out of control. I'm not particularly interested in rehashing the tabistock
Institute versus tabistock clinic. Yeah, we got that one debacle confusion that we've gone over in the past
Uh, so we'll just jump to this. It's you can't say brother
Can't say brother. This is the stupidest shit in the world. Um, so
Once it once again, we get back to uh
Eh
No, you're gonna look into this
It's it's something that's caught fire in the right wing blogosphere
Right and what it boils down to if you look into it, uh, is uh, we're reading here from politifact a bill to prevent
Discrimination of lgbt seniors at california's long-term care homes is one step from becoming law
It passed the legislature this month and now sits on governor jerry browns desk the measure known as the lgbt senior bill of rights
Or senate bill 219 would ban the facilities from denying admission transferring or evicting a resident on the basis of their sexual orientation
Gender gender identity gender expression or hiv status. That sounds pretty great. Yeah, it's I think it's probably important
Uh, I I think those are those are good reasons not to deny someone care or to
Arbitrarily evict them
So the issue is and a lot of these right wing groups alex among them
Say that you if you just call someone by the wrong gender then they're going to arrest you
Because the bill, uh, it does have I think a thousand dollar fine. That's possible or up to a year in county jail
Um for what?
Um, what do you mean? I mean for for calling somebody the wrong gender
No
Courtney jocelyn a uc davis law professor said the bar for criminal prosecution regarding this bill would be extremely high
Quote the bill is very very clear that what is prohibited is the willful engagement and repeated engagement in discriminatory
Conduct against lgbt seniors
So if someone makes a mistake or doesn't know a person's gender identity is and uses the incorrect pronoun
That is not a violation of the statute willful and repeated violations alone
Wouldn't lead to criminal prosecution jocelyn added. They would likely be punished with a fine
Criminal charges would only follow she said if the violation reached a level that was shown to cause the risk of death
Or serious physical harm in accordance with the state's existing penalty structure for health and safety code violations at long-term care centers
Uh whiner the person who pushed through the bill who was writing it has said purposefully
Using the wrong pronoun would be treated the same way as someone who violates a center's smoking ban
It would be treated as a minor violation, but no one is going to jail for that right
So it would be treated as like hey stop it
Right get out of here right
So as opposed to somebody who would be committing a crime like if you were to go up to somebody and say cupcake
Cupcake for a long period of time even after you've been told to stop right right
The the bill harassment is what it is
Well harassment or exclusion or differential care, right any of those sorts of things are really what the bill is at
At odds with or in what seeks to
To address
I think the I think we might have had a little technical snafu. I'm not entirely sure. I hope this is still going out there, but
Anyway, let's let's move along. We're still in the middle of this eight minute clip
of
Alex ranting about a lot of
Sex and gender issues, of course. I would say and so we get to this next
Clip where Alex
Like we said, we've already dressed on a recent show
That Alex doesn't understand that I believe it was in the 60s
The Tavistock Institute and the Tavistock clinic became completely
Disassociated entities right and so he just believes that they're the same thing because he sees the name Tavistock
and is like ah evil of course and I was
Really interested to hear this next clip and I cut out nothing in between these clips
This is all just
This is all just one
Segment of consciousness rant and where it goes next was a little bit a little bit surprising
Uh, it sort of explains where he's basing a lot of these ideas on sort of where it came into his head
Okay, it's not good
But it's all done by top psychologists and psychiatrists
One time I had dinner with a former psychiatrist that worked for the state department
He told me about the Tavistock Institute
It's about 20 years ago with Ted Anderson first time I visited Minnesota. He wanted me to meet the station owner
And I went and met the guy
He was a very intelligent very smart guy and I looked him up. He was famous
So
Here's what we have we got Ted Anderson. We got Ted Anderson and we got Ted jumping in play
Ted Anderson old time, uh ron paul libertarian type
Uh gun or not gun. Sorry gold
Gold sales uh mitis resources
Operative or owner as it were but uh, he uh, as we know snatched alex jones more or less out of obscurity
Probably around this time, right? Uh, and so he goes and this alex just said this is the first time he's gone to minnesota
So it might be one of the early meetings that he has with Ted Anderson, right?
Who at this point still has a license to sell bouillon, right? Which is interesting that he does not anymore
Uh, but this guy who he meets with is a yes an ex psychiatrist psychologist of some sort who now owns
A radio station of some sort and is also famous
I think that's enough details to uh, see who he's talking about. I don't think so because I I
I'm not sure this person's real. I have no idea
No, I've heard a lot of famous ex psychiatrists go into buying radio stations
So let's see where the story goes from this point
That's but that's sort of the lay of the land where we're at the context is important that this is probably when alex was nobody, right?
and uh
He just said alex just start researching what they're doing to the kids
He goes I can't tell you but he goes he started cussing. He just goes
It's the most horrible thing. They're gonna end the families confuse everything and they're teaching them to blah blah blah
And I kind of knew about it, but I didn't really know this is a guy that work with the tavastock institute
There's no way he's alive now. He was really old
but
So there's a couple there's a couple of things first blah blah blah that's not that's not great
So, uh alex says at that point, uh here that I already knew about a lot of this stuff
Which he did not he didn't and
In about 20 seconds in this clip. He's gonna say that was way too far out for me
So he's already he's gonna contradict himself here in a second. Of course, but the other the other piece of this is like
Why wouldn't you ever have him on your show?
Like this is a guy who's telling you you
I don't understand why you wouldn't have made a bigger deal. I've never heard him mention this guy before
Well, I would say either he doesn't exist or that's a strong possibility strong possibility
Or it's a patchwork of like, uh
Eight different guys. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, but anyway, or the other part of that was if he was just starting a show back then
He wasn't talking about this insane bullshit. He's talking about different insane bullshit
Yeah, but also I could just be one of uh, Ted Anderson's drinking buddies
Let's finish this clip and see where you land
And then Ted Anderson said hey this station owner wants to talk to you
And if you'll meet with him
And he'll put you on the station and I went met with him. He put us on late at night or whatever the point was
is that
Ted was there I'll have Ted on tell the story. I forget that guy's name
But he was sitting there telling me all this and I'm going uh, huh
And and I remember thinking you know, this is a little extreme for me
So there you go. He's already been like I already knew about this stuff. I already had a handle on some of this
Uh, I'm thinking uh, huh, right? Whatever
This is like 19 years ago
So here it goes UK NHS patient asked for female nurse for cervical smear. It's tattooed trans man with stubble
Look at this one NHS clinic where children are preparing for sex changes the daily male
They're putting young children on drugs and look taba stock institute. I tweeted about taba stock people said, oh, yeah
What's this made up group you claims behind and people started looking they're like, oh my god
They admit the whole plan in the 60s to do this and they've done it
It also shows that his audience is very terrible at reading. Yeah, they can't tell the difference there
So, I don't know man. I don't know what to land where to land on that
But if it's 19 years ago, then we have to assume that it's about 1999 or so somewhere in that which puts it fairly in the
I don't know. I need to work out a more specific Alex Jones timeline
But I think that's probably pretty close to where you know, the sweet spot is right in terms of him coming out of
Local access tv right getting fired from his radio gig
Uh, but I don't know. I don't know. That's an interesting
Thing to place in the timeline as we move forward. Oh boy. Got something in the throat. Oh, no
So it is next all vamp. So what was going on? I thought you were just going to start hissing
Well, I look I've I've said too much to my other parcel tongues out there
So earlier in the show, we had uh, uh, Alex bring up what was
I told you was going to be a big narrative for the show right and that was the idea that uh, the
There's an article about parents buying their kids sex toys. Yes. Oh, yeah, that's right. I forgot about that
And now in the middle of this, uh, eight
Minute clip eight minute rant. Alex Jones decides to pivot on his own narrative and make it far worse
And here's the coup de gras
Column this says parents should buy their kids sex toys looks like someone
That moved beyond debates about sex education in public schools, which is really about sexualization
He's uh, he's cold reading a daily collar article, which is covering great great daily collar is great
It's covering the article in the metro uk. Okay, so
And instead advocating something new such as
buying children sex toys
Ellen's got the lifestyle editor for the united kingdoms metro dot co dot uk wrote in op ed saturday
That parents should consider purchasing masturbation tools for their children
In fact, she argues it's a parent's responsibility to make sure your children's entirely normal explanation of their sexuality is safe
healthy enjoyable
And in their own hands. Yeah, you got to get them sexualized
Right now and you've got to get involved because we want you to get ready to have other people involved with your children
That does not follow
No
That's what it's all about and then it shows images of children
Playing with themselves
And I don't even this is in a major newspaper that's given up for free
And I don't want I don't think we should even show all of this
Ladies and gentlemen at this point. Alex Jones has the document cam on and he's flipping through the article
So I took screenshots of all the pictures in this article that alex is saying are pornographic
Right, so we're in playing with themselves. We are going to show those on the document cam here in a moment
But let's finish this clip and I'll I'll I'll cop to him some of them were unsettling to a to a slight extent
But when taken in context, there's certainly not
Little kids playing with themselves, right
Okay, I mean this is sick. It shows little girls panties that that uh, I can't even say it on air
It just did good god and it shows little it's those children being sexualized
This is for purrs to look at this is 100% pedophilia porn masquerading in public newspaper publishes pedophilia porn in the uk
The article's been taken down
They just pulled it
Snopes will hit us and say it in real. Wow. Well, we got screenshots of it all. Sorry
So at that point I went to info wars for about the rest of the day to find their write-up
You know, right? No, this is a huge deal. They've got to have this up there
They've got to make sure that if they've got all the screenshots
They got to throw this in snopes face before snopes even makes an article about it
So I went and I like I said, I went and I got the screenshots of alex's
Like his
Paper that he has the article printed out on because he has the original article
It's not just the daily caller article that he's going from he flips through it
And uh, you know, we'll show here the uh, the pictures. I've texted them to you so you can you can see them
Follow along this first one here is of uh, underwear. Yes, that is I mean
whatever
I don't know. You got any thoughts? Um, I mean
As far as what I can read on here
Girls in particular are less likely than boys to try masturbating
Because there's so much shame connected to the ad whereas boys can jerk off all they want, right?
So essentially what I think we're seeing here is a
I would say probably women a woman who is
Uncertain in a coming to terms with her sexuality
And it's it's like your first period that kind of stuff where it's like this is gross
I don't know what's going on here that kind of stuff right there might even be a take in it because uh, you know, you could you could uh
You know, you could you could see that as being an artistic play on that
Right, uh, the next one here is just a bunch of dildos. It's just an art display of a bunch of dildos and what have you there is
Nothing, uh involving children and that there's nothing
Inherently, I mean, it looks it looks like an art show
Yeah dildos standing up. What's weird about it is all of the dildos look like like it
They look like they have hands if this is britain it looks like they're giving the twos up
So it's like it's like the dildos being like fuck you like all right
May I'm I'm liking this
So the next one is the only one that I think that alex jones might have a little bit of a decent argument on in the
sense that it is unsettling
Um, so I mean spoiler alert if you're watching the video it's it's a little bit unsettling
But at the same time what it is depicting is something that kids do right turn boobs playing around with each other
Right, I don't know the value of having it in a metro article necessarily
But it's not I don't think of this picture as pornographic. No necessarily. I think of it is weird. That is here
I think it's weird. Right. It is weird. It is weird
Um, but at the same time if you look mainly because of the info or his logo at the bottom right
That makes it very strange info wars logo is weird, especially
Especially since they're the ones showing it with the info wars thing on the bottom right, right?
It's like info wars check this shit out
Right
And in the article from what you can tell because by the time alex was on air and talking about it
The article had been taken down for metro
So I wasn't able and I kept searching for a mirror for it and I couldn't find anybody who had reposted it
But what you can tell from those screen caps is that the article is talking about
Buying sex toys for a child could be helpful to them
Especially for women in as much as this it's a female author
She's talking about herself and her friends right would use like brushes right stuff that's unsanitary right in exploring their own sexuality
And that is unsafe
Ultimately or it can be it can be dangerous if you fuck a pillow man
You're probably not washing that pillow there is that option now
I would say that that picture that last one is a bit unsettling and they're like like I said, I don't
No, I'm again it it's in line with the artistic style of a lot of the not in terms of kids
It's like a uh, it's like a what is it it is like one of those sex ed books where it shows very uh
What yeah cartoonized versions of people like and it's just like
And if you and if you look at other articles in the metro there is that same sort of artistic style right of of
Cartoony versions of like there is another article that I found of like what things were found in vaginas in 2017
Right and it's a picture of a woman with hands covering her vagina, but it's a cartoon right
So I would argue possibly that the article or the picture that they put on the daily collar article
Which I'll flash up now is more upsetting. I would say that that's more upsetting. Wow
Wow, I don't know why but I I'm more unsettled by that slightly
Might be sensationalizing things just a hair a tiny bit. Yeah, um, so I don't know what it it what it is
So it goes from it goes from for the audio listeners
It goes from a a very simple depiction of cartoony
You know relative to those or
And people who determinant age people playing with each other's genitals or grabbing clearly
Post puberty people or current puberty people right the daily collar article has a three-year-old
Having tea party. Yeah. Yeah with a sundress on. Yeah, exactly
It's just I don't know and I want to say this too like because I think I think this game can be kind of fun
Um, I don't know. Alex should have gone further
Like I don't understand why he didn't go ahead and just look into what else this lady has written
Because I found ellen scott's entire biography on uh on the metro. Here's another article
She wrote mum makes fun of her model brother by getting toddler to recreate his poses
If you scroll down here, you've got a toddler pretending to be a model
How is this not sexualizing a child? That's a good point. Oh, we could have made hay out of this
Alex jones could have been like, oh my god, this is a toddler with his shirt off and glamour shots
I don't know. I'm what I'm getting at is this is all just not like Alex could have tried harder to make his dumb point
It's a manufactured
Outrage situation. I believe so. I believe a little bit and the tragedy of it is that um, the
Issue that the lady does bring up in the article is real and you can tell from the text that
Survives in those screenshots. Yeah that she's making a very valid point
Yeah, whether it be about the shame the children experience around their sexuality and how crippling that can be moving forward
Right or about the fact that you aren't going to stop your children from exploring by not having right any conversations or help
That you can offer to them. You're just going to make it less safe
You're making it and you're living in a certain denial of the idea that your children will ever have a sexual existence
No, when I was growing up my parents were like, uh, look at all this sin going on
Like you're and you're your essential point there is you're going to hell if you masturbate
Absolutely, like that's the biggest issue. That's what they're
That's what they're ruining sex with is you're going to hell. Right. So
Of course, you're gonna fuck a pillow. Mm-hmm. Yeah
So anyway, uh in this next clip, uh, we get the end of the eight minute rant, uh, that alex is on and uh, at this point
He's sort of turned it from uh an article
That he disagrees with and wants to uh, he wants to talk about but not really that bad into being a massive deal
We couldn't find our page, but it's working on it. And you know what pedophiles do they always go
I got a puppy. I got a toy bear. He's talking about the 404 not found page. There's a bear writing a skateboard on it
Oh, what get my ice cream truck. See it's okay cute because it's a polar bear 404 error. Oh, we're little cuties
We're nice and we got candy
Wait by the sea just
Satanic rituals just total
Kill the child corrupt the moral
The jack of a nightmare is upon us
So I'm now I will go to break with your calls. I promise I promise I promise I promise I was gonna cover this in the next
Second I just can't mention something and not cover it
Yes, you can cover it. Yes, you can. So he's you do all that all the time
He's referring to how he uh, has been pretending he's gonna go take calls for quite a while
But that is the site warfare
holland
ladies and gentlemen
And
It's here
It's here and it's happening
It's happening and they're just gonna push it and push it and they got your kids
And they got you through the tv and the media and you got to realize it's happening
You've got to pull away from it or they'll get you they'll get us all
Now
Again, we need in 2018 despite all their censorship congress admitting they're censoring us with the leaders of the of the of the internet
We need your prayers and I'm not whining or saying hey get over here and help me
I'm saying we're in the fight. We're winning the spider. We're ready to go all the way
But we need backing and we appreciate the backing you've given us so far
But we need you to commit to get vitamins and minerals and supplements and the real red pill
All the great products that info works life
It was all a lead a print ad all in all the entire eight minutes of
scaring people about how they're gonna try and sexualize your children all of it all of the trans bashing all of the
Idea that he's not against gay people because he thinks that the gay agenda has now been co-opted by people having sex with cars
All of it all of it was to lead to I need your money
It's fucked up. It's fucked up real fucked up
What's even worse is the way that he sells supermail vitality as we remember is like
You're gonna fuck better right kids listen to his show
We have heard at least like a 14 year old call in a 12 year old call in
I mean it would it would be right in that uh that age
The wheelhouse you know to be like I would like to be older. I'd like to be more manly. I'd like to fuck that sort of adolescent thinking
Yeah, I don't know. Um, so in this next clip he just talks more about this metro article
I don't really want to talk more about it quite frankly. I no, I think we covered it
I want to say one more thing about it before we move on he says that the metro is the biggest paper in England not true
Even it's the sun even a little bit number two is the daily mail. Yeah, I know metro is number three
But it's about I don't know. Let's see in the 2017
Uh, it's at least the their readership is at least 200,000 less than uh, the sun
Yeah, so uh, I think the the guardian would probably be uh, higher too if they could spell right
You know what I'm saying? All right, or if it was uh, is the guardian even a printed paper though?
Oh, yeah, it is
The guardians of printed paper their distribution or circulation in print is only 156,000 in 2017 the guardian
So no no the thing about those the thing about those right wing
Things that always go viral on conservative blogs is it's always just like one person
Who's just who's just talking who's just spitballing ideas and they go wild on it like and it's always just a random ass dumb thing
It's fucking infuriating. Well, it's just not to say that it doesn't happen on the left like the outrage
The outrage machine is horrifically stupid. It's a bipartisan. Yeah, but at the same time
I think you I think you have a situation where
Um, you know, you have those people who are in the business of making those claims
And then uh, they just sort of snowball downhill
You'll have like a Cernovich come out with a narrative and then it'll roll downhill Alex
Is usually the second stage. He doesn't make up a whole lot of his own. He gets them from bright barred or drudge, right?
But he amplifies them incredibly
I don't know and it's all just grist for the mill
It's all just grist for clicks and all that shit. Yeah, so in this next clip Alex explains that
He knows that he's always been right about Hillary Clinton get next year's news from
Right barred and then Alex will tell it to you whenever
And it's real. I mean I talked to high-level CIA
Right after Trump got elected and they said no, you're dead on about Hillary
You know, they've got the info but it's it's so horrible that if it's brought out
It'll destroy the country but we're gonna go ahead and try to clean it up and end it and stop it
And uh, that's you see
They're not just pedophiles. They control people with pedophilia and trafficking in children
Right because it's so horrible. They can always use it
Because it's so horrible
No one even wants it to come out because it would it would it would it would just bring everything down
It would destroy the country
I know I think I think he just porky pigged us and you know why I think he did
Because I think there's a part of his brain glitching that he realized that like
You know what anybody who's the thinking person would realize that the exact same argument
I'm making could be used on me or for spurious accusations of pedophilia
Because it's so serious that you don't want to not take it seriously or something like that
The exact same argument works, right? And I don't know because it's it's definitely one of those things where
Also, Alex Alex has clearly started to go to like reddit
And those like calm before the storm should right right right the other day rob do interviewed two moderators
From like 4chan now that
Fucking gold
That's gold my friend. It was less interesting than you'd think but it was like
Oh, oh is it I was like rob do what are you doing? What are you rob doing?
It was uh, it was
I don't know
The thing about the thing about that shit is the reason that it's such an a an effective tool the uh claims of a pedophile ring
Is because nobody wants to be the one who was wrong one time
You know like this is a boy who cried wolf situation
But it's so serious
Nobody wants to be the guy who's like yes, you were wrong 300 million times
But this time you were right and I didn't act on it
And that's the hard part about that kind of claim
Is that it's it's such bullshit except for the one time it's not and you're like well
We should have fucking done something and then you say, you know, we should have listened to you
But we can't because you're a fucking idiot. So it's speaking of him being an idiot in this next clip
I think he says something about baron trump that he maybe is making up or or should not have said on the radio
Enough people, you know have grandkids and kids that are autistic now
Really woke trump up baron got better, but what?
Lack of item and d in utero fluoride in utero, and then you give them the vaccines. That's it. It didn't kill you
so
Trump didn't trying to carry out a eugenics operation
So all right first of all all right
Alex putting business on the street there a little bit with baron had autism but got over it
That's that's a thing. Sure. I've heard that from tons of autism experts. Sure
You just get over it now beyond that because I don't got vitamin d deficiencies
I don't want to talk about that because it gets into like area where we might be clowning on a kid
Or something like that and I don't like that. I don't like that at all
Alex's understanding of medicine and and health is flawed
But his
Understanding of trump is also flawed because at the end there he said the trump does not want to run a eugenics operation
Here is a compilation of clips of
Donald trump talking about how he's into eugenics
Courtesy of the huffington post. All right. Here we go
The family subscribes to a racehorse theory of human development when you connect two
Raceshorses you usually end up with a fast horse secretary. It doesn't produce slow horses
They believe that there are superior people and that if you put together the genes of a
Superior woman and a superior man you get a superior offspring. You have to have the right the right genes
I have a certain gene. I'm a gene believer. Do we believe in the gene thing?
I mean I do have a great genes and all that stuff which i'm a believer
Well, I think I was born with a drive for success. I was born with a certain intellect
The fact is you have to be born and blessed with something here god helped me by giving me a certain brain
It's this it's not my salesmanship
It's what this you know, that is it's the brain power
I have ivy league education smart guys. I have like a very very high aptitude. I'm pretty good at english
I always did very nicely in english
But you can't read i'm a smart person you're born a fighter and i've seen a lot of people they want to fight but they can't
Some people cannot genetically handle impression
I always said winning is somewhat maybe innate
Maybe it's just something you have you know, you have the winning gene frankly
It'd be wonderful if you could develop it, but i'm not so sure you can you know, i'm proud to have that german blood
There's no question about it. I really don't want to listen to this great stuff
I'm glad to have that german blood great stuff
Yeah, so i mean he's a gene
Trump's a nazi and what that mean i mean it's that's not to say hey guess what uh
Like genes aren't
Determinate in some things. Yeah, but maybe don't go full gattaca right right right and that is i mean
He's espousing a eugenics-based. Yeah, you point and it turns out like you know
There have been people who've gone and looked at his family history and his family does
Subscribe to those beliefs and have for generations more or less
Um whether or not you really want to like eliminate the jews or anything
You can still have pretty nazi-ish beliefs. Yeah, and it turns out uh, uh
Donald trump does so alex saying that uh, you know, hey look baron trump had autism
We got over it that woke trump up. He's not trying to run a eugenics operation
Dude, he kind of is look at everything. He's said for the past
entire life
Fucking yeah fucking stupid. It's pretty wild. So it's always it's always those guys who say like i have great genes
I'm i'm smart. I'm i'm smart because of my genes and it's always like you look back and you're like you were born rich
It does seem that there's a lot of overlap and what they're doing is they're trying to justify being born rich as not having anything to do with it
No, like it's not it's it's always that self-fulfilling exactly exactly the genes that were superior were superior the last generation too
And that's why that's why i was born rich. Yeah, it all gets taken care of in that that calculus
So it doesn't matter. You're stupid. Yeah
So i'm loving the hiss i'm loving the hit 2018 the year of the year of the hiss man
Well, that's there'll be a new sign on instead of our convoluted nonsense. Just
Thank you. Welcome to the show
So in this next clip alex jones, so i'm dan i'm jordan
in this next clip alex um
For the long time he's talked about the globalist plans and what they what they plan to do right um very
Convoluted plans and it gets more convoluted in this in this course. He describes what he would uh call
A triple cross there's a triple triple cross the globalists are trying to pull off a triple cross
We've got a double secret agent. Absolutely. Okay, and i don't know about this plan
The decision was made to dump everybody down and then put chemicals in the food and water to lower fertility
Great plan, but it was a triple cross because they weren't only doing it the third world
They were doing it to the west which the globalists saw as their competition
From a racist perspective iq and culture wise, which i don't even really buy into white. They do. I think a lot of it is
Nurture not just the nature
But you can't argue that the sign of intolerance and iqs and things in northern europe and all that are the highest in the world
Because iq tests are culturally biased
We've known this for years
You can argue that you test all the rest of the point is that they buy into all that the decision was made
They told the mid-level white racists and people were doing this worldwide government program to
Control and kill off the third world
But they really
Triple crossed and began killing off everybody
In the west as you can now see and attacking that then bring in giant third world hordes
Use them to devolve everything even faster then get the remaining people in the west to accept a global exterminist program
But then finally wipe out the third world
But that way you wipe out the west and you wipe out the third world
And then you merge with machines and and become immortal
Now i read enough of their writings or thinly veiled to come up with that approximation about 18 years ago
And then to sum it up in the in-game 10 years ago
Okay, or 11 years ago now triple cross and you can see that that's now been proven right
They've now announced we are going to have ai gods. No, they haven't
Um, but the last part there. Thank you beth really appreciate you subscribing um
uh
The thing that he said there 10 seconds before the end of the clip was i've read the writings
thinly veiled
And what that means is he believes that all of these things that he's reading are actually saying something entirely different
Right, which is why i can go and read the primary sources and understand what they're saying within the context that they're saying them
But he's gonna say no no no no no what they're actually saying is something entirely different because of my weird paranoid world view
Of this triple cross, but that's where the triple cross is right?
So he thinks they're double crossing you right by thinly veiling their argument right and you think they're triple crossing him
by
Not thinly veiling their argument. I don't fucking know at this point
I just like any plan that includes a triple cross. I don't know. I love it
I don't I don't even know where the triple cross comes in that plan
It feels like what he just described though was like bad planning
So what like what he's what he described was here's the cross right the cross is
Okay, we're trying people. We're trying to dumb them down so that we can put fluoride and shit in the water. That's foreplay
It's a four cross that has to be part of the first cross right it has to be part of the first cross
So the double cross is telling white people
In the west that we're screwing over the third world, but I think what is that's double cross
I think his thought on the double cross though was they were trying to do that
But they accidentally went to just the west because that was their enemy. It wasn't an accident and then the third world
Well, I mean an accident in the way that they didn't realize that the third world then would rise
So then they triple crossed everybody
By lowering everybody equally again
See then that's just bad planning. It it's it's not a triple cross and it's bad. It's it's
prohibitively complicated in terms of like what alex jones thinks
People are doing
But anyway, I'm going to skip this next clip because it's just a bunch of bullshit
He said in the past about islam spread and how right he believes that they acted differently than other powers
In the ancient world. Uh, he's not full of shit
But the other thing he says is like uh a the uh
The pope goes out and tells christians that they should accept muslims into their country
Why doesn't he tell muslims to accept christians into their country? Maybe because he's the head of the catholic church
Maybe because his pull in the muslim country is not as strong. Yeah, baby
I don't know just a thought. Yeah
I don't know feels like we could just check that one off the list actually even then wouldn't he
That's because that's a problem that he's you know, like
That's an that's a big issue right now is we're
Not letting them into our country right like I don't think like I don't know what the immigration policy on muslim countries is
I think part of the immigration issue with muslim countries is uh, people don't want to go there
I think it's almost exclusively out. Yeah
I don't know. I I think I think you're gonna see not a lot of people who are like
I'm gonna explore job opportunities in uh, syria
Right now. I don't know they're not letting a lot of christians in or christians are like
I don't want to live under a torturous
Evil regime. I think that's probably a bad idea. It's like everyone's leaving. Yeah
I I don't think this ayatollah guy is a good dude
At the very least bad administrator the further point though
is
That the pope has a role
And telling the rest of the world that isn't part of his
Group what to do. I think it's outside of his purview. Mmm. Just a thought
just a thought
His scope of practice is what you're saying. Absolutely. So that bothered me. Yeah
So a little bit later in the show. Alex Jones has a little bit of a guest on he brings in steve pechenek to talk about
Iran and I believe that the situation that's unfolding in Iran is incredibly complicated
Four stars go home to iran. I don't have a full understanding of it
I'll I'll admit to it. I've read a little bit on it, but I don't really understand what's going on
The way that steve pechenek presents it is that we got to support them and alex believes that uh,
That he's not into nation building and he says that a bunch and I don't understand
necessarily what the line is between the like
Steve and alex both being against the arab spring and now be like steve being like this is good
This one's good. Well, I don't know. I don't understand it because they view iran as a
Massive enemy and if you tie together iran's government with the way that they sign the
Treaty with obama, then you can go right back to obama on that right like that's the idea
As far as what I understand of what's going on in iran
because of
Really really bad mismanagement and corruption
and police brutality
The people started a protest of like hey, this is killing us all
We need to not do this not least of which because
We're not getting paid very much because it's all corruption and shit like that right and then as it grew
It turned into more of like a
Hey, you know what really causes that corruption. You know what's really going on there is the islamic revolution of 1979
Maybe that didn't work out so well. We've got a lot of grievances with the ayatollah himself
Sure, and so it's kind of expanded there
And it's turned into a mass scale protest and of course when you have an authoritarian regime
That is seeing protests happen. Do they listen to the protesters dan? I think it's rare
It's not rare what they do is they kill the protest protesters right and I I think that
Like I said because I don't really understand it
My inclination is to say that steve is kind of right
But I don't know because I don't know what the more like
I don't know enough about even where he's coming from
Uh from like his old involvement in the state department. Is he is he right in the wrong way again? Exactly
I don't know and it's it's super complicated and alex doesn't really get into it too much because he doesn't
I was tell because he doesn't know anything about it. I was talking earlier about this
That I think he's on time out steve pochennick's in time out right because of the vegas shooting stuff
I think alex isn't taking him very seriously at this point
He needs to let that blow over and so it's not really a great interview
Except for this little clip where I uh steve pochennick gets a little snippy and that's something we always love it
Let me raise this point to you
geopolitically the different players
right now
just
Pulling back from this
What what are you expecting to see with north korea?
What are you expecting to see with the things that are going on with israel?
Uh, the the latest on syria
McMaster reportedly trying to reconstitute some isis people that trump reportedly doesn't even know about
In areas of syria to rebrand them because they want to still break up syria. How's all that going?
None of that's gonna happen
You
Just gotta
Just gotta live. I don't give a fuck
Fuck that. It's not gonna happen
Uh, but the the thing about McMaster alex's argument there is that McMaster who was poisoning trump
I believe with the diet coaxes right but then
Started allowing info wars articles to get to trump. So alex was on board is now a globalist again
right because he's
Funding isis in syria because they still want to break up isis right?
So he's going against the secret military tree that the army secretly signed with russia
And syria right alex's belief
I'm guessing is that his audience doesn't remember all the mcmaster narratives that he's been flipping
No, I do not think back and forth and so he's now using him as a prop
Um, I don't know if he remembers the mcmaster bullshit that he's been tossing around that one day
Didn't last very long. No, uh, but at the same at the same time what it is is that
Like he believes that al qaeda just changed their name to isis right and so he thinks that that's what they're doing
Again, right the mcmaster is running it and uh, that's the reconstituting isis forces that trump doesn't know about
What would you what would you rename isis if you're gonna rebrand isis?
What do we do want to spit ball some uh names back here nice?
Isis
Done son get that letter out get that letter out dad finger guns
Just name it finger guns. No, it has to come along with a finger. Oh no, not even a name just
Oh would be like prince. Yeah, exactly. Just finger guns, right? He got to run a pr for him
So we got one we got one more clip uh here left to listen to and it's when alex gets around to taking some calls
And uh, he gets a call from a lady
Um, and uh, I think that through the prism of this phone call
We can get a pretty decent sense of
Where a lot of the fear people have of uh islam comes from where a lot of the fears that alex jones listeners and alex himself has
and
What do you know it dates back to all racism of all ages?
They're gonna take our women
And I also want to talk about
Immigration um how we're having immigrants from the middle east come over to america and they are
Getting our young girls and promise me marrying them within like three months
promising them all sorts of
Wonderful things and then taking them back to the middle east where we all know that they won't be safe. Um, I'm wondering
if we could
Possibly back trump some more on immigration and and protecting our young women. Well, you know in the middle east women are
Like animals in north africa. They're sold as animals, but no one ever points out it's islam doing it
There are problems certainly. I don't I don't think it's necessarily appropriate to say that it's islam doing it
But there are definite problems that uh, you know real organizations try to work on
Yeah, and you're absolutely right that's going on on a mass scale. I mean I got articles right here
Where turkey is legalizing sex with nine-year-old girls
It's it makes me sick. It absolutely makes me but you're not being liberal. I mean, I mean, I mean the metro newspaper says
You should give your small children sex toys and has images of little girls
Uh, I can't even say it on air
Up up here in alaska. Um about um three days ago. I got a call
Hold on a second up here and I in alaska. I got a call. Yeah
I I want to I want to take a take a second to what she's about to get into is an apocryphal story of
Individual event and I don't know if it's true or not. I have no idea
um
What alex is doing is just throwing back the narratives that he's built throughout the show right that don't really place as
Things to like build into this call. Yeah, uh, what were you scribbling down there? Uh, I just it's just like
maybe if you're so worried about
Uh women being sold into slavery in north africa
Maybe support the people fighting against that. Maybe don't support the asshole who's trying to keep those people where they are
That's an option. Also, you know, it's not just islam. That's uh, that's doing it's not islam
It's people doing that shit right islam as a whole isn't like, uh, okay. Here's what we're gonna do
We're gonna go to north africa. We're gonna sell women in slavery
Well, there's also an issue too with like, uh, you know
You could find in almost any rural community. I would bet people
sort of
Snatching up people through dating uh and marrying them real quick
miscegenation
I mean, you can you can find you can find examples of people who are sort of abusive that always
You know one of the tactics of abusive relationships is trying to get someone to relocate with you because then it cuts off ties to their support
Networks and stuff like that. So this idea that what they're talking about is what muslim immigrants do to people
A lot of people do that a lot of bad people do that. Posit, you know, posit this theory
Maybe it's dudes. Maybe it's not a religion. Maybe it's dudes, right?
um
So and then about this this turkey situation, I'm not I didn't really look into it
because
Oh, this this apocryphal story is from turkey. No because he said that turkey has legalized sex with nine year olds
I didn't really look into it. But I just pulled up an article here that is from august of last year
Turkey's constitutional court has prompted anger after voting to scrap a law that automatically categorizes sexual acts with children
Between the ages of 12 and 15 is sexual abuse
Judges in the country's high court voted to annul the provision by a narrow margin in response to an application
From a district court which complained the law did not differentiate between age groups in cases of child sexual assault
This might be more complicated than alex is making it out to be but I slightly I'm kind of still inclined to think this is bad
The complaint also said that the law failed to take into account the consent of victims in cases where the child victim
Was between the ages of 12 and 15 and able to understand the meaning of the sexual act
The law's removal is due to take an effect in january
I'm not into this
Fair point
What they just did was a turkey is a terrible place. They didn't automatically they it used to be
Uh statutory rape the same way it is here. Yeah, and then they were like, well, what if they say? Yeah
Right, and then they decided that it's fine provisionally. I think alex is on the right side of this
I'm gonna go ahead and say that without looking at the rest of this article
I'm gonna give him credit for that point
Hey, you got one alex from a young girl who said that her friend had met and I'm sure he she met him online
um, and
Definitely not somebody from the middle east
Who uh married her within three months never they never stayed he never stayed at her house
They never did anything all of a sudden now he wants to take her down to texas with his brother and his
His father first of all that's not back to the middle east
second
I mean
We got to look at you know
The psychology of the individual here if this is a real person that she's talking about right and I don't I'm not saying
I mean because I don't think that as she tells this story that there's that even anything inherently
Evidentiary of wrongdoing a girl told me that her friend said this
She's very unspecific about people's ages
She's an adult
She is the right to choose to do this whether it's wise or not is a completely different conversation
and whether or not
Uh, you should know better than to move to a different state with someone you barely know
Right is a completely different conversation or maybe she just wanted to get the fuck out of alaska. Totally
It's totally possible
Alaska probably sucks. It's probably not where you want to be half the year at least
And we tried everything to keep her up here in alaska so that we you know, she would be safe
I know she's not going to be safe
Well, no, that's a lot of these women end up in slave harems
They get them out of europe you name it usually teenage girls
Then they fly them out and they're never seen again
And then they to texas make them have sex with like 50 people a day and stuff and then once they get texas
Diseases and stuff are pregnant. They just take them out and blow their heads off
But that's liberal. So, I mean, why are you against liberalism? Why are you against empowering women?
Lyndon Sorcerer cares about you
I'm I'm again. I'm against the the middle eastern men
Um, coming in thinking well, I mean, it is well known that that's what they do. I mean, that's kosovo's main business
Little serve girls and selling them off, but that's liberal. I mean they're christian girls
They deserve to be chipped in you know and gang rape for 10 years and have their heads blown off
Well, they can keep their liberalism right where they have it because I don't want to come into the united states
I want to protect our young people. We're going to take care of your women now
Like the body of Jerusalem said we go to europe. They are weak. We will take that woman
They will come here. They will live in chains with hoods on hand
We will chop their genitals off so they get no pleasure
The pleasure is for us
Men not for the subhuman women who have no genes
Remember that's what the young turk said women are subhuman women don't have good genes
Fake laugh that now that's just great. Isn't it crazy that that is like the perfect end to this episode
he's
He's rambling out to break with
An impression which he started the show doing a ton of uh of impressions. He came out the gate strong
He is calling back to a narrative that's bullshit that he was selling earlier
And then he you know, it's just it's just a load of bullshit. It's just a load of bullshit
Like because again that lady all she has to go on is someone met
Someone who may be arabic or a muslim and they might be moving to texas. Yeah
I don't know. I don't they're taking our women. I don't I don't really know
Like that is the root to what alex ends up describing of sexual slavery white slavery
In a third world country. It's just slavery alex does alex does make a really fine
Reference in terms of kosovo. Like kosovo does have a massive human trafficking problem. Yep
But maybe support people fighting against human trafficking. You could do that
You could absolutely do that that might help instead of scaring weird women in alaska, right?
Into thinking that somehow it's liberalism. Yeah. Yeah that is guilty of doing this or linda star sewer is trying to get people to
Uh go into sexual bondage. It's all such nonsense
I mean it is just playing on this fear of they're taking our women
That is the game that's being played within that phone call and whether or not there are real issues that are touched on which
I mean, I think we agree. There are. Yeah, just touched on poorly
Uh, yes, uh, it doesn't matter what the feeling that you come away from it with and the feeling that that caller is going to go away from it with
Is that she's validated right her fear that brown people are trying to take our young white women
Right and that is a fucked up narrative that has been with us and his reinforced
So much racism so much segmenting of the population for as long as we've been a country
Yeah, it's sad. We still make movies about uh mixed race
Like holiday dinners where it's like he's coming home to dinner and you're like, what?
It's a black person. Right. I mean they did that. Uh, look who's coming to dinner remake within the the last
Eight years. Yeah, something like that. I don't remember when Bernie Mac died, but
I'm gonna rest his soul. Yeah, no kidding. I ain't scared of you motherfuckers. That's what I say to you info warriors
I ain't scared of you motherfuckers. I'll pull my dick out this whole room. It's dog kick it
Love Bernie Mac. Alex Jones come up to me. He's like, damn. Does my rhetoric taste like p camp?
I'm like, bitch. I don't know p camp. I kick it
Bernie Mac is one of the greatest
Just that sad
No, he's a funny dude. Yeah, it was funny dude rest in peace original king of comedy. Uh, so
Yeah, I mean, I think that that I got really uncomfortable in the middle there talking about that article because those pictures. I think
I wrestled a little bit about whether or not to put those on put those up and and discuss them because I do feel a little weird about it
It's it is a little bit unsettling
Right like there there are artistic choices that you make when you're laying out a paper that
I think that's up for debate. Yeah, I think it is. I but I don't think it is. I think I wholeheartedly believe
That alex is wrong about the idea that it's intentionally
Gearing to sexualize children trying to farious purpose. Right, but I I do wonder I do wonder and I'm not interested in censorship
And I'm not saying they shouldn't have posted these things right, but I do I do
I wonder what the value of it is. Well, I wonder if you could get away with less shocking art and make the same point
I I think you could and then at the same time
I think one of the central points of that
Is that we feel so uncomfortable
With the knowledge that kids be fucking. I'm not I'm not uncomfortable with that knowledge. No, but that's but that's what that's what's being played with
Exactly. Yeah, that's you that's the feeling that you're getting right there is the question
You're having to ask yourself is like am I sexualizing these kids as opposed to just admitting like
Kids are fucking right right kids are gonna masturbate. There is like I don't want to right
Right, it's not it's not like hey
Fuck it right or this is trying to turn you on this is trying to be like
We need to actually deal with this issue and the reason we can't is because of our visual
Like idea of like ooh kids shouldn't be doing that
You know, even though even though all of us are like, well, I did it then but kids shouldn't be doing it now
I mean, it's the I guess
I guess it is the same thing that I mean, I guess maybe our feeling about it or at least the feeling that I'm manifesting now
Is possibly a result of the shame, right?
That's a great point that we grew up around sexuality right, you know, I mean for however
Many years it wasn't maybe I'm still not fully out of it. Yeah
But there is such a such a tabooness and a
A dirtiness around absolutely doesn't need to be there right and
I don't know
I don't think anyone unless you're catholic in which case it probably makes it hotter. You know what I'm saying
Breaking that taboo. Oh, but I also don't think that anyone has the exact right answer on what to do with it
Right, you know what I mean? Like I don't think that necessarily
And I I don't know I can't speak for this this writer who wrote that article
But I don't think that she necessarily
Would say that she has all the answers
I I mean, I think there's definitely a certain tongue and cheek aspect of you being like
Hey by your kids sex toys like that's that's clearly
overtly shocking in order to maintain your attention there because ultimately her point is like
Stop shaming kids about sex. Right, you know, that's the big point. Yeah the the
Bisex toys for your kids is just there to be like listen to me talk. Yeah, I'm grabbing your attention with that
Yeah, but anyway, uh beyond all that load of bullshit and uh,
Alex's uh
Alex's bernie impression is spot on Jesus Christ the best impressions
How can you get bernie wrong? Everybody can do a bernie. I hope he continues
Yeah, I really hope he continues doing tons of impressions for the rest of the year
And drops all the soy boy bullshit and all that nonsense just all impressions all the time
That'd be good stuff. Do like do a segment on his show where it's just what is josslyn?
Why not do it like comedy bang bang?
Yeah, have your own characters play improv get rainbow snatch in there to interview josslyn elders. Why not?
That would be great again. Stop giving info wars. Good program. This is what this is the world. I want to live
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