Knowledge Fight - #119: August 16, 2012
Episode Date: January 15, 2018Dan had the best of intentions with trying to figure out what Alex Jones thought about the Slenderman so he could tell Jordan all about it. Unfortunately, it appears that Alex had no take on that, so ...Dan instead tells Jordan about the day where Alex goes real deep into board games and welcomes the most unlikely guest of all time onto the show.
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Andi and Chanzos, you're on the air. Thanks for holding.
Hello, Alex. I'm a first-time caller. I'm a huge fan. I love your work.
I love you.
Hey, everybody. Welcome back to Knowledge Fight. I'm Dan.
I'm Jordan.
We're a couple dudes who like to sit around, drink novelty beverages,
and talk a little bit about Alex Jones.
That is what we do, Dan. We have an announcement, don't we?
We do, and that is that I know a lot about Alex Jones.
And I don't know anything about Alex Jones,
and we are going to be doing those two things in public.
Indeed, for the first time ever.
On Saturday, January 20th.
Playground Theater, Chicago.
At 1030. That is, do you want to give out the address?
Tickets still available.
Unsure.
Who knows?
Might be sold out.
Could be sold out.
It's on the corner of Halstead.
Yeah, 3209 North Halstead.
It's Halstead and Belmont.
That's where we are going to be.
1030 p.m.
I believe tickets are $5.
Might be able to sneak in.
Some people probably have a copper, too.
Maybe, I don't know.
Yeah, who knows?
It is BYOB, though.
Keep that on main.
Right, right.
That's great.
We'll have some beers for folks.
Absolutely.
And also, I'd like to announce that good buddy,
hilarious comedian, Nate Burroughs,
will be opening up the show doing some stand-up.
Can't believe we got him.
Yeah, very busy schedule.
Yeah.
He is flying back into town.
Nice.
I mean, not for the show.
No, obviously not.
It just so happens timing work out that way.
But Nate is a hilarious dude.
And he's my old partner from a show I used to run.
Yeah.
And we're thrilled to have him on board.
It's going to be a great time.
Everybody should come out if you can.
Absolutely.
And if you don't...
Please, please come out.
If you don't, I understand.
Like, if you...
Yeah, I know.
You know, Sonia over there in Sweden, I understand.
She doesn't have to come.
She needs to be here.
Some of our Australian peeps, they don't need to come.
I disagree.
You think they all need to charter flights?
Frequently, it's more important for them to come
because who knows when they'll get to see it again?
That's a fair point.
And to that extent, like, if you are around and you can come out,
it means a lot.
And if people do come out, it will open up the possibility of us
doing more of them in the future.
Yeah.
So, you know, this first run is particularly important.
I think what we're saying is, Sonia, if you don't get here,
this is the last show.
It's on you.
It's all you.
Everybody is going to be disappointed.
How dare you?
How dare you, Jordan?
No, we love Sonia.
It's just a fun time.
You know who else we love?
We love some new donors.
That's someone we love.
Perfect.
Great transition.
Clunky, but smooth transition.
I'd like to give a shout out to one of our new donors.
Congratulations on becoming a policy wonk, Cody.
I'm a policy wonk.
We appreciate it so much.
Congratulations, Cody Bellinger.
Great rookie for the Dodgers.
No.
No, I don't know who that is.
He's a slugger.
He's about hit, oh, hit 38 home runs.
No idea.
Very good.
Also, I'd like to give a congratulations to one of my
dearest friends in the wide world, Nikki Gifts for bumping
it up and he's now a globalist.
So congratulations on being a globalist.
Shit.
I'm a policy wonk.
Four stars.
Go home, get mine, and tell her you're brilliant.
Someone, someone, Sotomayor sent me a bucket of poop.
Daddy Shark.
Yeah, congratulations and thank you so much.
Thank you so much, Nick.
You're the best.
So, Jordan, I want to fill in the audience on how difficult
this episode was to make.
Okay, in advance.
We're getting a lot of work done up top.
This episode today was a disaster because we met up last
night.
You and I, we had a couple drinks at the bar going over plans
for this live show and trying to figure out what are we going
to cover right and there were a number of possibilities and
the one that I was most excited about was a day.
It was May 31st 2014 and what happened on that day was that
Bo Bergdahl got traded with some Guantanamo Bay prisoners
right and the Slenderman stabbings.
Yes, yes, simultaneously.
I got really excited about that possibility.
I was like, holy shit.
I looked over on a calendar and it turns out that that was a
Saturday.
So that means Sunday when Alex Jones comes back to do his
show, he's going to have heard of both of those things.
Obviously, he's got a chance.
I'm like, he's going to talk Slenderman.
This is going to be the best right.
And so I do is going to tie it in with Bo Bergdahl because
the Slenderman did negotiate that deal.
We all know the Slenderman was one of the Guantanamo prisoners
that got out that.
Well, that's where we got into all this trouble in the
first place. Exactly.
I was hoping for something like that.
And so I get back from the bar.
I'm a little buzz, not super drunk, but I'm a little buzz
and I turn on that episode and I'm like, this is the craziest
thing in the world because there's a lot of guests and what
it is is a murderer's row of Alex Jones fucking lunatics.
So we had we're talking Larry Pratt.
Yes, he's the head of the way more gun loving an RA to
citizens with guns or something like that.
They love it.
Yeah.
So we got that.
We got Paul Craig Roberts who Alex Jones bills as the father
of Reaganomics.
He's the father of a thing.
He's ostensibly a survivalist type guy and he just loves
Russia.
Yeah.
So there's that.
Then John Rappaport.
Holy shit.
Okay.
Being billed as a media analyst.
Yes.
Of course.
Right.
Yeah.
Why wouldn't he be then cherry on top?
Steve Pachanik.
I'm like, oh, we got we got the whole crew.
I like we accidentally stumbled into the mother load.
They've got to talk slender man.
Yeah.
What does Steve Pachanik think about the slender man or at
least what does Steve Pachanik think about the slender
man or at least what does he fucking think about Bo Bergdahl?
Right.
Because that seems like that's in his wheelhouse.
Right.
It's going to be discussed.
You know what they talk about?
Elliott Roger the guy who ended up shooting up a bunch of
people in California because he couldn't get laid.
Right.
That guy.
So the whole time.
A lot of the time.
Well, I mean Paul Craig Roberts doesn't have time for that
BS.
He's too old.
He wants to just talk about Putin.
Right.
Of course.
But John Rappaport and Steve Pachanik are both talking
about how it was fake.
Of course it was.
And it made me so bummed out.
Yeah.
And so I went back.
Yeah, that's not a live episode we want to do.
No, no, no, no.
No, no, no, no.
That's a big, big pile of mass shootings or false flags is not
a great live show.
Let's excuse all white crime.
Yeah.
That sort of thing.
And so I went back and I listened to a couple.
Our show is a celebration of white crime.
Well, at least appointing the finger at it, but be that as
it may, I went back and I listened to a little bit more.
I was like, what did Alex say the day after Elliott Roger?
Because it was like a week earlier.
Right.
Like did he call false flag out the gate and not really, but
over the course of one episode he does anyway.
I've learned a lot about his position on Elliott Roger and
it's a mess, but I was like, I can't use this for the live
show because no slender man, no Bo Bergdahl, which is the
entire purpose.
And now I've listened to like five hours of Alex Jones
talking about Elliott Roger and I don't want to tell you
about it.
No, I don't want to hear those clips for you.
You'll storm out.
It'll be our pie all over again.
It was bad enough to talk about all of the other fucking
mass shootings that we've had to talk about.
Yeah.
So I was like, fuck, what am I going to do?
So I texted you.
I was like, I can't, I can't do this.
I can't use this episode.
So slender man's out.
That's no good.
We'll have to find something else.
But for today's episode one, like to keep up the pace.
I was like, just send me a fucking random date.
Send me a random date.
You send me a Saturday.
I'm like, fuck.
Cause I'm a failure.
This is you put so much disappointment in that and that
you sent me a Saturday.
It was August 11th, 2012 is what you sent me.
Yes.
And so that's a Saturday.
And thankfully, because it's a Saturday, a bunch of other
episodes near that date show up in the, the search for it.
And I see the 16th of August and I'm like, I'm looking at
this guest list and I'm like, we might be able to make this
work.
Okay.
And so without spoiling some guests, we have truly one of
the most bizarre things that has ever happened on it for
wars that we have accidentally stumbled into.
Excellent.
And it only, it's actually this episode, which we're going to
be going over August 16th, 2012.
Two of the weirdest things ever happened and one of them
involves a guest.
The other involves a special report that Alex does that
is bananas.
Fantastic.
I can't wait.
I cannot wait to tell you about this.
So let's just jump into it.
Let's get into it.
This is how Alex Jones starts the show.
This is literally the beginning of the show.
All right, ladies and gentlemen, I just got off the phone with
Dave Mustaine literally 20 seconds ago and just give these
directives here to my folks live on here.
Come on in.
Of course.
I need to talk to you as soon as we go to break because
Dave Mustaine is going to put a statement out through us.
I didn't press him to do that.
He just wants to put a statement out through us.
I'm sure you've seen the 500 articles, ABC, CBS, everything
New York Daily News about his comments in over in Asia.
He got back a couple days ago to the US about the shootings
could be staged by Obama and they're taking him out of
context and making a big deal out of it.
So we need to get that clip because it was you put together
that radio interview, right?
And, you know, the clip I didn't put out just because I
didn't want to, you know, it had been that big national news.
I just kind of made that decision myself.
If I do anything, I hold back sometimes.
People think I exaggerate.
How are you still going?
He's having an off air meeting on air.
What is this?
It's because he had talked to Dave Mustaine.
I just got off the phone with Dave Mustaine.
Dave Mustaine.
Yes.
Great.
So this should introduce that this is, this is a very
starfuckery Alex episode.
He's very into how he knows celebrities.
Right.
So because no one remembers this because this, this, what
happened?
No one remembers this.
If I recall, if I understand correctly what he, what happened
at this time was Dave Mustaine came out and said, Obama false
flagged some shootings.
Well, that's what you just took from the clip.
You don't remember that.
I don't remember that at all.
Why would I remember that?
No one remembers Dave Mustaine news.
So here's the headline of this story.
Dave Mustaine pauses Megadeth concert to share his insane
conspiracy theories about the president already.
You stop drilling.
I'm in.
You hit oil, my friend.
Right.
On August 7th on stage in Singapore, Mustaine added
a new wrinkle to his legacy in a video shot and posted to YouTube
by a fan legacy.
Yep.
Okay.
A video shot and put up to YouTube by a fan that was picked up a week
later by a metal news website called blabbermouth.net Mustaine pauses
between songs to chastise a fan for chucking a Chuck Taylor in his
general direction.
This stage is holy.
What's wrong with you?
That's the quote talks a little bit about the weather then
accuses the president of the United States of master mining master
mining recent massacres at a movie theater in Aurora, Colorado and
the Sikh temple in Oak Creek, Wisconsin.
Quote my president here he mimes himself making up making himself
barf like all serious speakers of truth to power do from time to
time.
I'm reading this from a Grant land.
Yeah, I was going to say there's a little there's a little bit inside
I yeah.
My president is trying to pass a gun ban.
So he's staging all of these murders like the Fast and Furious thing
down at the border and Aurora, Colorado and all the people that were
killed there and now the beautiful people at the Sikh temple pause God.
I don't know where I'm going to live.
If America keeps going the way it's going but it looks like it's
turning into Nazi America.
Right.
So the wait.
Okay, this is fun because it's strange to me that he would both be
like Obama's false flagging all of us to get rid of guns while at the
same time being like the sick people are the Sikh people are a beautiful
and wonderful people.
Yeah, like we don't see that type of acceptance and conspiracy theory in
the same sentence.
It's rare, but Dave Mustaine is a rare brain.
Mustaine is an interesting mega death there.
Um, so I mean, false, false flaggery aside, uh, cause that's nonsense.
Um, uh, Fast and Furious is a really complicated thing, but it's wasn't
that the one where they, uh, actually gave guns away and then they were
allowed guns to be taken across the border by straw cut out, uh,
people who were clearly buying them for illegal purposes in Mexico.
And ostensibly the idea was that they would have these illegal guns and
then they'd be able to roll up the people who ended up taking possession
of the guns because they had, uh, faith in their own ability to use surveillance
and it wouldn't end up, uh, leading to the death of a border agent and a
bunch of later discovered that they should not have had faith in their
capabilities whatsoever.
Right.
Um, and the, the reason that I say that it's incredibly complicated is I've
read a bunch of the emails and the documents that have come out about it
that people use to say that it's like a false flag and a setup and, uh, Eric
Holder and the DOJ were just trying to blah, blah, blah trying to end up
false flagging around in order to, uh, get gunbands across and it just doesn't
really, it doesn't really work, uh, all that well for a number of reasons.
The first of all is that though fast and furious as it was known started
in 2009, it was based on and a continuation of something called
operation wide receiver, which was started in 2006 when Alberto Gonzalez
was in charge of the DOJ.
So this is a long standing operation that's been happening down in the
Southwest of America and it had worked to some extent, uh, still not a,
still not a great thing when you're dealing with the government running
guns. Nope.
I am not happy about it at all.
I am absolutely not happy about it.
But at the same time, I do understand the motivation.
I think it's an incredibly misguided way to do things.
But from the, the sense I get, there is a, there is a bit of like, okay, this
is just dumb law enforcement.
Well, it seems like it's not false flaggery in order to get people killed
and demonize guns.
It's just shouldn't have done that.
It seems like they, they were like, okay, well, we do stings with prostitutes.
So this is kind of the same thing.
Right?
Right.
This makes sense.
And I'm against those too.
Yeah, exactly.
But, but be that as it may, I understand people who are against it cause I'm
fairly against it too.
Right.
Uh, but I, I also understand the reasoning for in extreme situations like
that using maybe unconventional, uh, law enforcement techniques at the same time.
I don't know.
I can't unpack it.
All I know is that Alex Jones is wrong about it.
Well, yeah.
Um, and, and then Eric Holder did, he may have lied about it under oath or may
have lied about what he knew.
And I'm not here to defend Eric Holder either.
Oh man.
I love our government.
Right.
Doesn't matter what team you're on.
You're going to lie under oath.
He might have.
I don't know, but there's also, uh, you know, there's a possibility that this
stuff was going on and he was unaware of it because it predated his time there.
It's, I don't know it.
I don't know how the organization of these like the DOJ goes.
There's probably some stuff that goes on that not everybody's aware of.
Yeah.
That's probably true.
You have to assume.
I mean, in any workplace, there's projects that are going on that the CEO
doesn't know about.
Yeah.
I don't know.
I don't know what the compartmentalization of everybody's jobs are.
I don't know.
Right.
So I don't know how malicious the lie was, how much it was just omission or
whatever, um, but all the emails that talk about like how maybe we can get this
to help, uh, make regulations about long gun purchases and stuff like that.
Those are all like after the fact.
Yeah.
You know, it's, I don't, it's not a propaganda campaign to demonize gun
owners, but be that as it may.
You might not also remember what that seek shooting was.
I do not remember that one.
That was one that people forgot about, uh, pretty, pretty easily.
Um, those in Oak Creek, Wisconsin, uh, there was a gentleman by the name of
gentlemen's way, way too fair.
Yeah.
There's a guy named Wade Michael page who was a 40 year old white dude and
he walked into a seek temple and he shot six people and wounded four other
people.
Right.
They were all, uh, pretty old too.
That was something that may, I mean, you know, it's not like age really
matters when you're murdering, but it made me really bummed out cause everyone
it was between 39 and 84.
So he's killing a bunch of just old people trying to practice their faith.
It's not like age matters when you're murdering.
It's not, I don't, I don't think it does.
I know it doesn't.
It's just, uh, for some reason that, that, that's, it's tickled me.
Um, and so it turns out that, uh, Wade Michael page, uh, had, uh, very deep
connections to white supremacist groups.
Sounds, uh, sounds reasonable.
He'd been involved in a number of, uh, uh, what you might call as white
supremacist, uh, white power bands.
Uh, he got bands.
Yeah.
Rock and roll outfits.
Was he a bassist in mega death?
Uh, no, he was, uh, he founded the band end apathy in 2005 and played in the
band's definite hate and blue-eyed devils.
Okay.
So they're trying to take that back.
Yeah, I guess so.
Oh boy.
He was an army dude.
He was in the army, uh, and got a, he ended up getting a, uh, discharged, uh,
a general discharge, neither, neither honorable or dishonorable because of a
pattern of misconduct.
It seems like it should be dishonorable then.
Drunk driving and, uh, going, uh, absent without leave.
That should be it.
I call that dishonorable.
Yeah.
I'm going to say, I'm going to say dishonorably discharge him.
Yeah.
And so, uh, you know, he ended up, uh, becoming radicalized at some point, uh,
maybe already was when he was in the army and then, uh, fell in with white
supremacist groups and ended up going to a Sikh temple and, uh, killing six
people and injuring, uh, others for others and the thing that's really super
wild is that like this, this part blew my fucking mind.
Yeah.
It's not a positive, but amazing.
Okay.
So, uh, there's a guy, uh, Lieutenant Brian Murphy was the cop who ended
up, uh, you know, showing up and, uh, he ended up, I think, I think it was
his gun who ended up like gut shooting, uh, Wade, Wade ended up killing
himself after he got shot by the cops.
Yeah.
But, uh, this guy, Brian Murphy ended up getting shot by this dude.
This guy is Wade asshole.
Yeah.
He shot him 15 times at close range.
Wait.
He shot the cop 15 times 15 times at close range, including once in the
face and once in the back of the head and the dude survived Jesus.
Yeah.
Brian Murphy, Lieutenant Brian Murphy survived.
I told you people can withstand a surprising number of gunshots.
It's nuts.
Yeah.
And so seeks for justice.
A New York based group pledged a $10,000 award to Murphy to seek
residence of Yuba City, California donated another $100,000 to Officer
Murphy and praised his bravery.
My God.
So that's just kind of a nice, uh, that's a, that's just a nice piece of
how good these people are who, uh, respond to such tragedy this way.
Uh, and I'm not saying all seeks, but in this situation, uh, it's very nice.
The, that that guy didn't have to die.
Uh, I don't know.
I don't even know what to say.
Anyway, that is what Alex Jones and Dave Mustaine is saying is a false flag.
Right.
And you notice again, mysteriously, it is a white supremacist guy murdering minorities.
White people have never done that.
It's very fascinating to me that that never seems to be real in their world.
So anyway, let's get on to this next clip.
We get, uh, gets more about Dave Mustaine and then Alex makes a, uh, dumb
prediction.
Okay.
Now you name it.
It's being covered hundreds of newspapers.
Dave Mustaine was in Asia a few days ago.
He's now back in California.
Uh, formerly Metallica, of course, founder of mega death.
And Dave Mustaine talked about the fact that he thinks Obama may have staged
the shootings to get our guns and bringing a police state in Aurora and in
Wisconsin, so in Colorado and there.
And it's a big national story right now.
Also the writings on the wall, they're, they're getting ready to dump Biden
right now.
Black people are going to be put back in chains of Romney get selected.
So that's big news.
That's coming up.
That didn't happen.
That, that I don't think that happened.
Nope.
It didn't happen.
Uh, so, um, Biden still in play.
He did not get dropped.
Nope.
But again, there he says, you know, he's talking about the Wisconsin shootings
being specific to that, that, you know, that's part of what Mustaine is talking
about.
And Mustaine brought up that even in the Singapore comments that he made.
Right, right, right.
It's fucking wild.
So anyway, um, there was another shooting or there's another incident.
Uh, and, uh, Alex gets into it a little bit here.
It is very different, very different situation.
Uh, the attack on the family research council not being called terrorism.
Obama isn't making statements on somebody saying he was mad about
Chick-fil-A and Christians.
They went there and shot some people.
And, uh, you're not Dave Mustaine, a terrorist show.
There you go.
Of course, people with guns were able to stop him.
This is a lie.
I was going to say that sounds very false.
It was a lie.
Um, so one of the reasons, I mean, it's bad and I don't support, uh, the actions
of this guy who went into the family research council with a gun.
Uh, but one of the reasons we're against all people going all places with guns,
but one, one of the reasons that it's probably less severe and maybe not seen
as a horrible act of terrorism is that no one was killed.
I don't think anyone was even seriously injured and it wasn't a good guy
with a gun.
Someone wrestled the gun away from the guy.
It was just a good guy.
Well, I mean, a good person, a good guy who eventually had a gun.
Well, yeah, but it wasn't a good guy with a gun that stopped him.
It was brave enough to step up.
Yeah.
And I mean, I don't, I don't think that you need to really, I don't know.
I don't know if it's healthy to glamorize wrestling a gun away
from somebody.
Lest people think it's a smart thing to do, but had he not have done
that, it probably would have been much worse.
Yeah.
And so I think the reason it is just the severity of it is much lower
than a Sikh temple, which is obviously targeted for their religious
and ethnic minority and that multiple people were murdered.
Right.
And a police officer was shot 15 fucking times.
Yeah, that one's, that one's more terrorist.
And the guy was a member of a hate group.
That seems like a big part of being a terrorist is having an entire
ideology behind you.
And you can, you could, you could easily make the argument and I'll go along
with you halfway at least that the guy who went into the family research
council probably had some sort of like, and maybe he was a part of a left
group, maybe he was part of some left group possible.
Yeah, I don't know.
I don't know either.
I don't know.
I read an article, didn't seem like it just seemed like it was a guy
who didn't like people supporting Chick-fil-A.
That's a little bit of a, of a strong reaction and that's coming from me.
Well, you know, it has to do more with opposition to gay marriage and stuff like
that, but it wasn't about Chick-fil-A.
It was about the billboards, which we know are brilliant.
Very successful marketing campaign.
So I remember, if we, if you recall correctly, when we talked about Alex's
coverage of the Chick-fil-A billboards, yes, he once told you that if you
understand this, this billboard, we'll understand everything.
So now in the middle of this episode, Alex Jones plays a special report and I
want you to try and guess what this special report is about.
Okay.
I'm going to play this first clip and see if you have any idea what he's
about to talk about.
Okay.
Alex Jones here to cover a topic, an issue that is one of the most important
I've ever discussed.
Any ideas?
Um, uh, how Dave Mustaine should never have been kicked out of Metallica?
No, this is a pre-recorded thing.
This is not, uh, he had not got enough phone with Mustaine yet.
One of the biggest issues that he's ever talked about.
Do you want another clue before you guess?
Sure.
Okay.
Here you go.
This information is very closely held by governments and elite corporations.
They do not want you understanding this.
Okay.
So it's both governments and elite corporations.
Yes.
Okay.
So I'm guessing it's something about how it keeps us all in chains, right?
Hmm.
How it keeps us down.
No, that's what got Biden out.
Oh, okay.
Um, let, uh, uh, fluoride in the water.
Interesting guess.
I'll give you another clue.
Large swaths of the global population have no idea the real geopolitical
paradigm that we're living in today.
Today, we'll look at the real forces, the real players in the battle for
21st century global hegemony.
Hegemony.
Hegemony.
What, what do you have any idea what he's about to talk about?
Do you have any idea?
Technocrats.
I mean, he's always talking about technocrats.
Yeah, I mean, smallpox.
I don't know.
I don't know.
This is vague.
I don't know.
Let's see if this next clip helps you out.
Okay.
I'm going to break down who really rules the world, how they control the
planet and how they are trying to usher in a world war that is really
pointed at the general population.
Globalists.
Wolf.
I mean, duh.
Well, yeah.
Okay.
But why do you think he's about to happen?
I think it's about to become, I think it's about to be the dumbest.
Like, here's the issue.
Mm hmm.
Where's the beef was the most successful ad campaign.
Wendy's has ever had and this red haired bitch.
Nah.
This is the most important information Alex has ever had to break down.
It's closely held information and it has to do with world wars and the
global hegemony that is all acting against all of us at all times.
Do you have any idea?
No, of course not.
Okay, get ready for this.
To begin my illustration, I have three different board games here.
The classic game of risk as well as monopoly.
We're going to look at these systems of stylized warfare and between these
three systems we find the truth of the system that we're living under.
So he's doing an analysis of board games.
Yep.
Yeah.
Okay.
All right.
The most important issue he's ever talked about the game of risk and the
game of monopoly.
Why doesn't he throw life in there too?
I mean, I feel like it's obvious.
Now in this game, you have to have kids and that's important because otherwise
we're going to have birth rate cliff.
Let's talk about settlers of Catan.
It's all about resource management and you know, that's what they're trying
to control now in life.
Boys are blue, girls are pink and there's a reason this isn't candy land.
Everybody.
We're not going to have fun doing this.
Now you all want to be rock stars.
I understand that, but sometimes you got to be a doctor.
It's much more stable.
If you hit a shoot or a ladder, you're going to go right back to the bottom.
This is crazy.
This is so crazy.
I can't even begin to explain to you how much I was like, huh?
Like it, it indicates to me a couple of things.
One, Alex needs to fill time.
Yeah.
And then two, he has to think his audience is really stupid.
Like the idea that he's like, okay, I'm going to explain my bizarre theories
about like globalists visa V board games.
I'm just, I'm just liking how it's like, uh, it's like a comet comes up
with an open mic riff.
Is there at their place and they're just kind of looking around at
Oh, no, no, no, no.
This is, oh, I bet that I bet I could talk about board games for a while.
Let me, let me take a look at that.
This is Alex did too much, uh, super male vitality on a board game night
and he was sitting there like he was a yacked out of his, I don't want to play
hearts again.
He's on cocaine.
He's just like, all right, now listen, Monopoly is the one tells you the
blah, blah, blah, blah.
Right.
Right.
Then Rob do sitting there like, I gotta go and I'm not done.
Um, so let's, that's like, uh, that, that's Patton Oswald's bit about, uh,
being on LSD and like, let me explain lucky charms to you.
Now the rainbows and the clovers, they're sweet and they're good for you.
Traditional pagan symbols, but the wheat stuff is a cross and it's all of
that stuff that what they're trying to tell you is that the path to good is
bland and tasteless, but the path to evil smear sweet as hell.
Like, you know what though?
It's, um, that's smarter.
Yeah, fair enough.
In this next clip, Alex Jones starts his analysis by talking about chess
and I'm not talking about the Murray head musical that includes the great song
one night in Bangkok.
All right.
This is the game of chess.
Right.
But I guess that musical was about the game of chess.
Anyway, here's Alex.
To begin with, I'm going to use a Lego chess set as a illustration to break
down the forms of government warfare and domination.
If you look at this set, there is the red and there is the green or
there is the black.
There is the white white from the beginnings of civilization more than
6,000 years ago, the white never takes a piece 1700.
The black sacrifice was the model of warfare between nations.
There were occasional alliances, but by and large warfare and politics was
carried out in a very two dimensional way.
So he's already off base a little bit there.
The idea that for like until very recently alliances didn't play a big
role in that's absurd.
Nope.
That's absurd.
I mean, all kinds of tribal nations, they have the right to be called
nations would make very complicated arrangements between each other.
Right.
That's, this is just reductive.
It goes a long way back.
The phrase, the enemy of my enemy is my friend.
Right.
And even if you consider like, he's not even talking about like Eastern
world, right?
Cause that's even more crazy.
Well, then he'd have to understand what go is and that's never going to
happen.
Right.
So he's already started off his analysis with a like a painfully
reductive view of conflict over, over time.
He's a foreign policy wonk.
Yeah.
Let's see.
Let's see what he has.
What else he has to say about chess.
One area that we see from the ancient chess model that is still used in
statecraft by the globalist is the fact that sometimes wars were launched
in the case of the French and the British against each other when they
had rebellions at home.
They soon learned it was a way to turn inner anger at the state against
a foreign state and to reduce the population of young males that you
didn't have jobs for.
How does that relate to chess?
All the pawns.
They're, they're just freeloaders off the economy.
They're unemployed center.
That's why you lose all the bonds up top.
That's why you sacrifice all your bonds because then you know that
fucking the manufacturing base is going to be strong.
That's what I learned from chess.
You got to protect the priest.
I learned about prosperity from chest.
That's the real.
Yeah, exactly.
What do you say?
I mean, I guess if you want to do a really wild interpretation of
chess, you could say that, but I don't, I don't think that relates to
jobs.
Well, you know, you're trying to get rid of your religious powers.
If you're the globalists, you want to get rid of your bishops.
They're the ones who are causing all of this insurrection.
Your knights, they're the ones who are going to lead the charge against
you and your pawns.
That's just the man here.
That's, that's just people that, you know, the deplorables.
That's people you get rid of.
But you know what?
I'm over on Alex's side right now.
I think the globalists have been using chess as their model for global
domination for thousands of years.
You're probably right.
Yeah.
Oh, well, in truth, for more than 300 years, the globalist had been
financing multiple sides of wars, knowing that conflict destroys
nations.
So Parker Brothers deep into debt.
It's hard for me to take this seriously when it's the same voice
he uses to sell beyond tangy tangerine, but and that is the key.
They're financing both sides and we see this being pioneered by people
like the Rothschilds starting in the 1718 hundreds where they would
finance sometimes three or four different factions and it didn't
matter who won because all of them were in debt to them and had
societies that were wrecked after the wars.
They were not allowed to pass go and collect $200.
We'll get to that in a second.
Okay.
But like this, we already discussed on the last episode the anti-semitic
nature of his relationship with the Rothschild and his and with chess,
apparently his belief in anti-semitic slanders about the history of
their their family business right shall we say yes and so it's it's
difficult to take too much that he says about them seriously and also
when you look at this history that he's talking about about funding
both sides of a war that is true if you believe that everyone is on
the same team and they're all globalists right because if you talk
about like Fred Koch or Prescott Bush or Henry Ford supporting the
Nazis yes in World War two if you conceive of them on the same side
as people who supported the Allied powers then I guess they're
controlling both sides see there you go but if you don't if you look
at them as conflicting operations that have intertwined business
interests so they don't kill each other or whatever because you know
they still are running businesses right but I guess but aren't working
together in some weird one world globalist operation unless they are
but they're not unless they are okay fine but this also goes to like just
the history of you know kind of stupidly supporting factions in wars
you have no business being in which is something that unfortunately we
have been involved with a lot pretty much it it's not like we have a
dearth of coups that we financed and taken over no tons of them and our gun
manufacturers often sell to everybody well I make what I like in the last
Jedi when Benicio del Toro makes it very good all right but I mean
Guatemala is an example where we funded people we shouldn't have
necessarily in bad ways right the situation in Bosnia during the
during World War two is a insanely an example of that and Churchill was a
piece of shit about I mean you talk about fucking Kissinger and then you
get into real terrible territory absolutely so I mean Kissinger directly
supported death squats he has a fair point if you believe the central
premise and that is that there are globalists and they're all working
together right if you don't believe that and you think the world's a little
more complicated and you think that there are people on both sides running
operations and scams and stuff like that to further their own interests that
are at odds with each other then you start to look at the world I think in a
more realistic way now Dan this is the first time it doesn't work in a board
game this is the first time I have come into this show with something prepared
for you and I'm going to play you a recording of how I explain how Henry
Ford Kissinger and Chairman Mao are the three main players in the globalist
Empire okay this was the time period where I can't keep this I can't keep
this riff going that's fine because at this point Alex Jones moves on to risk
let's look at the game of risk these are primitive attempts to distill down
human conflict and domination into a game you can play in a few hours sure
military's all have basically equal resources equal numbers of troops and to
enter into the equation some type of random probability we have dice and we
have carts are you reading the rules what does that have to do with anything
I like whose plan was it where it's like I can't understand global conflict can
we boil it down into a game I can play in a few hours sure sure well then there
we go but we're gonna need to have dice and cards no so that's his analysis I
don't understand random so that's how he brings up risk and then he immediately
does this there is no discussion here on looking at the real model that we are
under today we're gonna come back to risk here in a moment but first let's move
to the game of monopoly let's that's all he says about risk at this point you
know what there are a lot of video game there's a lot of game streamers on
twitch he's got a whole another career he could just pivot to of just him
describing for a man monopoly alone I would watch that alone I would watch him
yell about monopoly by himself one of these days I'm gonna beat the bank so in
this next clip Alex Jones starts talking about monopoly and immediately
fucks it up let me explain to you why bank errors in your favor are actually
the issue that the Fed has then we need to defund it and go back to the gold
standard in the game of monopoly you have different economic groups or four
players that attempt to engage in economic warfare against each other right
and then be able to create a monopoly or a single entity that is in control of
New York City already fucked it up Atlantic City just New York City it's
Atlantic City yeah okay already fucked it up already this that very famously
that game is not based on New York but good analysis so far good analysis you
know it's those sorts of things that are like I mean I when you don't know the
basic pieces of something and then you're trying to deeply analyze it so it
fits your version of the world right it makes me think that you don't really you
don't care no you don't care enough to understand your subject matter again he
threw this shit together whenever he was sitting in a study like I don't have
enough time to fill yeah to understand the real I can't always win that
monopoly call this kid it's important to combine monopoly and risk with an
overlay of strategy court chess and this is a key part of the real system we
live under today the founder of the Rockefeller dynasty famously said that
competition was a sin now this is a real quote right but it is fairly
misunderstood I believe from what I can tell a better way to sort of unpack that
quote is the idea that if everybody's competing for the same thing there's no
money in it and the quote is actually in the context of supporting innovation and
changing the model of what you're doing in order so you're not competing with
people yeah everybody can succeed then yeah if everybody is trying to innovate
and constantly doing other things they won't be in direct competition with each
other right which is in itself a sort of spiritual version of competition but
it's really just about like if you and I are trying to do literally the exact
same thing and my win takes away from you it's not good for either of us right
because I am going to either be motivated on keeping you down or one of us
has to lose it's nonsense so at the same time he was part of a trust so no true
true but that I don't really give a fuck that quote in particular though is
something it's like that pull the mouse eight tongues political power comes from
the barrel of a gun right like that it's just these quotes that are taken
everybody knows them but they don't really know the context of them and
don't under like Alex is just misusing this and so I mean whatever that's
again that's that's monopoly is in New York kind of stuff it's just a willful
lack of him engaging with the things he's talking about yeah that sounds right
yep so here's the last clip he now this is a let's design that board game though
right so we combine monopoly risk and monopoly risk and then we just drop a
chessboard on top of it there's an overlay yeah of chess I'm in sure so
here's the last clip it's a 10 minute special report but like the last four
minutes or him just rambling and it has nothing to do with board games anymore
okay and so here's the last clip where it's sort of pertinent to the report so
out of these three board games monopoly best describes our modern system but in
itself is only two-dimensional you see the private Federal Reserve that's owned
by six private banks Goldman Sachs JP Morgan Bank of America and others they
always win you're playing their game you think you're battling it out for
houses and apartments and for part place and for the electric company and for the
railroad and for the top hat and for the fashion show but it's top hackers that
control the politicians they've got to get out of jail free card and they've got
control of the money the Treasury works for them so the bank always wins what
happens if a country won't sell what happens if an African nation won't play
the monopoly game well then you gotta play check country doesn't want to be
part of the modern Bankster system based in London and New York well then that's
where risk comes in
all right okay I mean this is cockamamie I kind of don't disagree with what
he's trying to say I guess it's silly and stupid he then launches into a long
thing about like paying al Qaeda to destabilize countries and all his
narratives like that well that's the chance card but sure but like the part
of it that doesn't work is you've established that you're trying to use
board games and you keep using board game references and being like it's just
like this right you don't pay people to invade countries and risk it's the top
hat who's controlling your game playing it for the top hat and the bank doesn't
win in monopoly the bank is not a character in the game like there's no
not in the not in the game you're playing there's no in the game that the
banks are playing they're winning every game of monopoly dad well yeah I guess
so they're taking a profit off of you buying the game monopoly this whole
thing goes all the way back to the Rockefellers who are globalists and
let me get back into chairman Mao right this is where we get into the game of
risk you know a chairman Mao's real name is Milton Bradley great leader
Milton Bradley I just I just don't know man I just I don't fucking know I don't
know what he's doing but it tickled me a little bit I don't know this is a
delight yeah so we're done with that now we get back it's fun to go back to
whenever he was just crazy yeah yeah it is it is kind of refreshing in some
ways but I mean it's still I mean admittedly it is just crazy but prior
to this we got white people don't commit crime right so there is a literal
Nazi white supremacist shot up a Sikh temple and he is like I was probably
fake but that one guy who didn't kill anybody who went into the family
research council that he was a terrible terrorist because he was going up
against their side yeah that sort of thing so he's he's that and that's a
point I want to bring home real fucking clear is that even back then he still
suffered from the same problems that we complain about now yeah it's just it
wasn't no one cared about him back then you know no one would like he didn't have
a real dangerous effect on people and he didn't have the the affiliation to the
point of subservience with a racist asshole monster petty tyrant yeah so
now we jump out of the board game analysis which is unfortunate but trust
me the rest of the special report isn't worth it all right so we put the board
game away and so now we get back to star fuckery about Dave Mustaine we've we've
broken down the Legos yes and we in this next clip we find out why did he play
that 10-minute special report that made no sense it's a really good question
here's why there are thousands of articles thousands NBC news there are
thousands name it mega deaths Dave Mustaine says Obama is behind deadly
shootings and my name has been brought into this because he talked about the
fact that he thinks the president's a criminal liar a few weeks ago on the
show I just interviewed Dave Mustaine that's why we aired a few of our special
reports the last 15 minutes because I was doing it to be shied and did the
interview with Dave and it's a video interview I'm he's on the phone it's
video we're transferring it over it's about five minutes long we will air it
here on the radio probably right before we go to movie star and TV star and
researcher Richard Belzer hell yeah movie star TV star researcher researcher
the bells the bells he's not gonna throw comic in there not gonna throw
comedian in there you know it's fucked up man he was the original opening comic
for Saturday Night Live I know he did audience warm-up he was in the first ever
episode of Saturday Night Live and that's where he began researching things he
did absolutely I mean he's written because of Chevy Chase he's written a
couple books about JFK he's written some UFO books like conspiracy books I've
read a couple of them they're fine they're decent writing he's at least a
pretty engaging writer I'm not sure if I believe any of them but we're not gonna
listen to really any of Richard Belzer on the show because he's on and all it is
is him talking about JFK stuff right and from my money of things that are covered
on Alex Jones's show JFK is the closest to real and it's not that interesting to
me because right Richard Belzer comes in with a lot of specifics and a lot of
things that he's looked into and there's a lot of questions that he has and Alex
really can't hang with the specifics and you just yell stuff right and it's not
really all that fun so we're not gonna listen to that but a big shout out what's
up Richard Belzer how is it that you exist in all law and order universes right
that's really the more important credit yeah John Munch best TV character ever
how did you get on arrested development you're on the Simpsons that means
cartoons in real life are the same I was trying the Simpsons in law and order
SVU my throat was starting to hurt and Alex Jones impression turned into a
robot so in this might my shiny middle-ass in this next clip Alex combines a
bunch of his narratives and turns them all into like this weird bouillabaisse of
first amendment complaints okay but it's not it doesn't really make sense it has
to do with these two like a bouillabaisse yeah it doesn't make sense at all cold
soup what is wrong with you people so we have the Sikh temple shooting we have
that family research council shooting and they're all sort of combined into one
thing along with chick-fil-a it this is a this is a mess yeah this is a cold soup
a cold soup is just ice cream gone wrong I think that's the truth
quote me on that president saying he saw multiple you know people casing it
witnesses all saying four shooters real quick first-hand accounts generally are
the most unreliable things in terms of tragedies like this yeah
shootings is like that witnesses are no good no generally in the heat of the
moment you misinterpret all kinds of cues and things that you see because you're
in shock your adrenaline is running over charge wire yeah so the idea that
the people some people thought there were four shooters to me doesn't mean
anything especially since investigation has been done no one's no one's like
new mmm it's a lie right false flight that's what was reporting we need to look
at this we'd be idiots if we didn't it's time to stop trusting the system now I'll
tell you this is breaking just like with the Dixie chicks saying they didn't
agree with the war they're trying to cancel his tours they're trying to
persecute Dave Mustaine right now like Chick-fil-a cuz he's mad at us Chick-fil-a
did you've got to support the First Amendment with these bullies I went in
and shot up the family research group the family research council yesterday with
bunch of Chick-fil-a stuff saying he was mad at them okay these are terrorists
you've got to support the First Amendment and we will have that exclusive
Dave Mustaine statement so the first is the boardwalk of amendments the guy who
shot up the Sikh temple false flag but the guy who didn't kill anybody at the
family research council terrorists that was too false to be a flag too false to
quit yeah hey yeah um so then First Amendment issues are the Dixie chicks and
Dixie chicks we whenever the Dixie chicks were doing that he was very very not
happy with the Dixie chicks I don't know cuz he hates George Bush too though so I
mean it's it's entirely possible I'll I'm willing to believe he very well may
have been against disagree they were women speaking that is a compelling
argument but I don't know I don't know without going back to that I am not
willing to make a prediction because I would not be surprised if he supported
the Dixie chicks okay because he hated George W Bush so much sure so that's
possible I don't know but those two things are a little different than
Chick-fil-a being like we don't like gays coming in nope First Amendment I don't
feel like it is no it's super not it's discrimination and that's where the
libertarian stuff gets gets muddied in with him because I mean businesses are
like you run your business and what have you but it is a public space it's not a
private space necessarily and let the free market decide if you want to put up
a if you want to put up a sign that says no black people allowed you know what
the free market is gonna be what takes you down it's definitely not going to be
supported by all of your other racist friends these people yeah you're not
gonna have Dave Mustaine getting weaved in on it and then the Dixie chicks
getting thrown in for no reason oh man have you as Dave Mustaine said on in
that's a weird thing that Dave Mustaine also said in China at that concert was
have you guys been to this no black people allowed diner over there it's
amazing right and and you know like in the name of quote unquote free speech
Alex Jones is saying that you know whether you agree with it or not you've
got to support Chick-fil-a oh you've got to support Dave Mustaine and I think
that I don't see why he wouldn't make that argument based on the logic if
someone did say no blacks are allowed in a restaurant exactly and that troubles
me I didn't make up that argument on the fly that is one that you do hear from
racist whenever they like libertarians I'm sure they're against this civil
rights act because they think it's encroachment on what business can do
course like that now libertarianism yeah that's what it is that's what it is
yeah it's it's a very wild like wild system of it's just like with this cake
situation that's going to the Supreme Court of like we don't have to make you
a cake because free speech and it's specifically because you're gay and
you're like ah that's where we caught you mmm that's where you're wrong yeah you
could have lied you could have just lied and everybody would have been
everybody would have known that it was discrimination but we wouldn't have
taken it to the Supreme Court right you know and actually a question about
literally this situation got Gary Johnson booed at the libertarian debates
right because he was like I think they should have to make them again yeah I
think that's probably yeah I think discrimination might be bad guys I don't
know if you know this or not yeah this is this is not one of those issues it's
one of those moments where it does look like Gary Johnson goes are we the bad
guys it does yeah and then it's all the added layer of like he's probably high
right now and you have this added to like oh man that would be so scary yeah
you've got all these libertarians booing you while you're high like okay so I
before Richard Bells or hell's bells comes in Alex has another guest a
gentleman by the name of Gerald Salenti from the trends research whatever
he's a guy who comes on and usually just yells a bunch and of course it always
usually revolves around a common theme which is right here the reality is
crashing the Indian rupee is in the toilet and they're trying to stop people
from buying gold oh and you mentioned that Soros and Paulson are blowing up
tons of gold oh but they're brilliant when I love his voice says it oh he's a
gloomy tumor oh you can't eat gold yeah so so wait is Salenti is he saying like
Alex why aren't you giving me credit for calling all of this shit I'm smarter
than Soros no no no he's talking about other people who are like oh now Soros
is buying gold we should buy gold what about when we've been saying it forever
right it's kind of a problem because you're on a fucking radio show that's
run sells gold yeah it's run by an or it's broadcast by a network Genesis
communications that is run by Ted Anderson who owns Midas Resources which
sells gold and he's on the show frequently selling gold and you always say
buy gold whenever you're on the show Gerald that's why because you're part of
a scam operation that's why it's not about the gold in itself per se it's more
so when Soros scams people that's bad but then they take Salenti Salenti Salenti I
would I don't remember my own name most of the time I would have the same
complaints about George Soros if he was going on a radio show that was run by a
gold sale operation and telling people to buy gold well that was the same
complaint that was actually the way he helped the Nazis it's he made up the
whole story about that and instead he had a radio show where he told Nazis to
buy gold it was basically like a good morning Vietnam yeah it was exactly
like that or like the tragic history of PG Woodhouse in the world war two or
operation Dumbo drop sure absolutely so in this I'm glad you like Gerald
Salenti's voice because you're about to hear a bunch of it in this next clip I
don't know how I feel about that well it's just about a minute and a half of
what I'm gonna describe as Gerald Salenti is running hot he is he is okay he is
getting good he's having a rant he's a little over rant about these globalists
and what have you and then I he's he's on a roll and then he gets done with his
rant and Alex doesn't know what to do the end of this is very very funny look
at this stealing at the top they're robbing us every day they stuck your
mother's house she's out on the street your father ain't got a job your brother
died in Iraq you know why do you stupid you're really level and you're gonna play
it straight all the society is rotting out because it's rotting from the head
of Obama it's running from the head of Bush and Cheney and you know how I say
saying that these guys that everybody's sucking up and bowing down to
are nothing more than the class presidents and head of the student
council and now they followed their career path you got some deep-seated
agrarian high school then with Paul little high school altar boy Ryan it's
great the altar boy and a guy that wears the magic underwear the Mormon
he's spraying everywhere hold on though he's spraying bullets all across this
nation because you had Romney Ryan yep he's like Bush Cheney Obama you got him
all the class presidents right who's killing us but he do you hear what he
said there he said this is like a reality show president yeah interesting in
the big fan interesting in hindsight loves reality show presidents voted by
his classmates who are smarter than everybody else out there is high school
kids as the brown nose are over here I want to see him dispute a traffic ticket
it's there the class president a guy that never worked a day in his life
born on third base like Romney and thinks he hits a triple
and people clack like little children all aboard next train to Auschwitz that's where this country is going
a little far for me hold on hold on you got it you got it's unfortunately
you started laughing because you got to hear this this this ball drop here I'm
sorry oh next train to Auschwitz that's where this country is going
continue my brother clearly the rant I zoneed out there what what was that no
keep going keep going let me try and get together my thoughts again jailed up
three quarters of the way through this subway sandwich keep it going brother
keep rolling yeah roll it I'll eat quick I'll eat quick yeah but I mean yeah it's
like when they stop yet airport security you got a you got a snuffer down so I
mean you know sure Gerald's Gerald's shooting on everybody see he's going to
town but they got too good to him and he threw it out to the last train to
Auschwitz is coming boy you can't I can't take him seriously I can't take his
voice seriously I love it the way I know I'm delighted we have to use it
he could say anything and it would make me laugh almost all the time that he
comes on the show it just ends up him screaming and then it somehow relates
back to you should buy gold right that's pretty much right the the trends that
he's forecasting too many people are buying this Kardashian app you know
what the golden Kardashian apps is fake it's fake that's why you got to buy real
gold in the Marvel heroes of the universe app that's a much better game
they sell it at Midas so we're entering the home stretch here Pokemon go is
ruining this planet I wouldn't be surprised if you said that yeah that's
that's true we're entering the home stretch is a little bit of a shorter
episode because there's a lot of you know there's a lot of nonsense and he talks
about Dave Mustaine pretty much through half of course and then at the end of it
he and he rushes Richard Belzer off the phone because he realizes oh shit
running out of time I got to play this statement from Dave Mustaine okay and
it's just hey yeah yeah it's basically that's a good that's a good statement by
Mustaine he brings up far more coherent than most of his it's like fast and
furious was a thing they faked the Aurora shooting why wouldn't this all be
fake or just try to take our guns blah blah blah it's all it's exactly what
you'd expect right not even worth listening to right but something that is
worth listening to is they come back or the this is not back from commercial
yet this is during the Richard Belzer interview something really fucked up
happens you know phones I met my friend I'm with my friend Chris Walken we're
doing a cooking thing for funny or die and Chris's house he doesn't have a
computer or a cell phone so dig it Alex he's not on any of Google's maps dig it
man wow wow well you know that's not how to do that at all we can you and I
can't we're finished we're we're public so as opposed to Christopher Walken yeah
who's private very private figure he doesn't have a computer so Google can't
find out where he is exactly that makes sense Richard Belzer is doing an
interview with Alex Jones from Christopher Walken's house and of course
you know what this leads to hold on this that means this conversation had to
have happened hold on Chris I gotta go talk to Alex Jones of Info Wars and
you know what else I ends up having to happen Chris is gonna show up Christopher
Walken appears on it perfect perfect yes yes all of it injected into my veins
Dan and I gotta be clear it would be easy to think that this is someone doing a
Christopher Walken impression it is not he is on video it is one on video it is
100% Christopher Walken and it looks like he's sitting on Richard Belzer's
lap which is another reasonable thing that could happen in Christopher Walken's
house he ends up being on Info Wars for about four minutes okay and I just have
the full clip we'll have to pause at some points but like it is a master class
in someone who doesn't give a fuck about Alex okay well I feel like I should
say more cowbell right now we have Richard on the line with us he's the
author of Dead Wrong Richard Belzer you know TV movie star you name it author
comedian and then he said yeah no I'm here at Christopher Walken's house and
he was talking about how he didn't have a bunch of computers and phones buying on
suddenly Christopher Walken is on our Skype video feed let's bring him up
right now I had to drag him out of bed that's how much he likes Richard and I
are cooking yes we're writing a book right and we're doing a movie called the
nose the nose in the river we're teasing but we were filming this cooking thing
for funny or die so Chris took a picture of my nose and I took a picture of his
nose and we're gonna release that as a short film and hopefully I actually took
an Oscar you took a snapshot of my nose but I took a movie yeah four second movie
of my nose so this is gold damn this is radio gold you can also just see Alex
being like I do not know how to cut him I have no idea what I can't I can't yell
anybody no I respect Christopher I don't know why plus he's there is a calculus you
can see him sort of going over in his head he's like I'm gonna be able to swing
Christopher Walken I'm gonna be able to get him as a guest like a like Richard
Bells are called in willingly right talk about crazy shit with me can I start
getting Christopher Walken on infowars I've got regular I've got Dave Mustaine
right I've got the bells now I gotta get walking this is a this is a strange
guest episode very strange yeah it's gonna be great people I know celebrities do
Alex we're not that mysterious but we also met we made a chicken we have we
made chicken we made sweet potatoes he made chicken with sweet potatoes
so they're just talking about there's talk about lunch I put some nice tomato I
put a little bit of that in there mm-hmm that's not a great walk no it's not a
great why I wasn't prepared no the French name is seafood
I love walking yes Alex you ever come to New York I do come occasionally a why
please call us when you come to town but Richard made a true a terrific arugula
walking has no time for that shit Richard Bells are trying to weave Alex in
somehow but Alex even that we like hey you ever come to New York why like as if
it's a trap yeah some sort of like you come to New York you stay away from the
I don't know so they we got an arugula salad now that's in the mix
air-roof tomatoes shake palm is on two kinds of oil sunflower and olive oil
and a little salt only a little red wine that sounds good yeah they're probably
drunk Alex great great at yeah yeah great interview yeah yeah Chris is a
gourmet what's your favorite type of red wine I hear you have the heavy reds
oh wow mr. walken we are learning mr. bell's ears views on the world and Chris
Richard and Chris Chris what is what is your view on what's happening in the
world right now with the with the TSA no I want to know so bad and the
groping and the do you think he's gonna give him a real answer you know what
absolutely not surveillance grid I was a hearing that you don't have all the
little spy gadgets in your house I envy that I I have no idea and I hardly
read the house Chris does not I cook read the new Richard just gave me his book
I'm gonna read yeah he'll read my book he's not gonna read his book it's a
history book but Chris is uh I'm working with Richard on the cooking book to me
that's right we're gonna do something together but Chris is brilliant because
he doesn't want to be on the Google map and he doesn't want his phone to be have
that reverse technology that we all know he want us off they know where we are
and he's one of the few people I know and on the earth has managed to do that I
mean we have to do it we're in media but you know he can go to a movie set they
give him a phone that he can throw away when it's over when he does a play it's
the coolest I mean there's more than sell drugs so that they can know where he is
but he's going away my radio TV show we're almost invading you right now like
an alien probe I know I was taking a nap and Richard called me out and here I am
this is fake a lot believable but but mr. walken what do you think of the whole
announcement of that they want to have an Iran war do you think that's a bad
idea about them all right thank you so much mr. walken thanks all right I'm
sorry Richard that I brought up serious subjects that was one of the least
successful interviews I've ever heard and loves making chicken with the pairs
and red wine and arugula salad with two kinds of the cooking show he's teasing
he's teasing their cooking book their cooking book their cookbook it's gonna
be called walk into the bells sure I love that at the end there Alex is like
what do you think about them trying to make a war in Iran walk-ins response was
who clearly had no idea who Alex Jones was no interest in playing doesn't give
a fuck I was kind of disappointed because when I pulled up the episode and I
saw Christopher walk in I was like whoa this could be crazy yeah and it is crazy
no matter what it's fun yeah of course but I was kind of hoping it would be a
real it like full interview for walking is is just like I've never wondered what
Christopher walken's political opinions are until now in which I want to know
everything he thinks about the world I still don't really care this is good
enough for me okay that he doesn't care about infowars that's that's a good
start yeah so that's that's pretty much it I mean after this they just talk a
little bit more about JFK and then they play the Mustaine inner right statement
and you know it's that's not really all that interesting so that brings us to
the end of August 16th 2012 at the end of at the end of the interview bells walked
into Christopher Walken's room where he's wearing those blackout sure headwear
yeah and bells is like sir you're gonna read this book about JFK like who
yeah no not gonna do that no I am napping and it is I don't know for in
the afternoon right now when I take naps I wake up and then I cook and then I
don't leave go back to sleep yeah yes great great living a great life
Christopher Walken gotta love it love me some Chris making a movie about noses
Christopher Walken just goes on the set he's given a burner mm-hmm and then he
goes right back home it's one of these things that like there's really not much
to talk about there it's fun it's fun as hell there's not much to talk about
outside of Alex being like a completely impotent interviewer it was a delay he
got steamrolled by 270 year old man just want to talk about food the fake
star fucker laugh is maybe my favorite oh between the Mustaine stuff and that
it's just like this is a disgraceful look for Alex like an entire day of
being like celebrities beautiful important they're in my trajectory he
comes back from the next commercial break with don't fear the reaper of course
it's more cowbell jokes yeah yeah I got it it's one day of celebrity worship and
board game analysis it's the most it's one of the weirdest episodes that's
it that's well you know what I think he covered it I think he got all the
subjects he needed to cover I would say so what else is there in the world
besides Dave Mustaine saying some dumb shit right chess and monopoly and the
game risk are everything right and what did Christopher Walken eat today and
what does Celenti think about something there you go that's a show so thank you
all for listening everybody underestimated the movie prophecy
starring Christopher Walken it was actually surprisingly good the guy from
the first Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles was in it he played that one guy with
the hockey mask Casey Jones I love hockey I'm playing a problem with Toronto is
there's too much hockey I was good I was going to play the role of Alex Jones
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do we hate today Dan I hate myself for this episode being so short but alright
well then go fuck yourself Dan that doesn't seem fair to somebody else okay
let's go with the fucking 24 year old guy who's in charge of the opioid crisis
go fuck your yourself that asshole who's this yeah you didn't know there's a
24 year old who's in charge of the oh who has a who is who does not he's still
trying to get his master's degree Jesus I don't know anything about this I'm
gonna look into it look into this this preemptively but man is Andy and
chance us you're on the air thanks for holding so Alex I'm a first-name caller
I'm a huge fan I love your work I love you