Knowledge Fight - #121: April 1-2, 2013

Episode Date: January 23, 2018

Today, Dan tells Jordan all about an episode of The Alex Jones Show where Alex Jones keeps retelling a story about running into an "authoritarian" in a hot tub while on vacation. The story cannot be true, but it's fun to watch Alex give it more and more layers of lies as time goes on. Also, Alex lies a bunch about the UN to scare his listeners and pulls off one of the harshest ad pivots in history.

Andy in Kansas. You're on the air. Thanks for holding So Alex, I'm a first-time caller. I'm a huge fan. I love your work. I love you. Hey everybody. Welcome back to knowledge fight I'm Dan. I'm Jordan. We're a couple dudes like to sit around drink novelty beverages and talk a little bit about Alex Jones That is what we do. Dan is there some sort of reason some sort of Compelling force that would make you listen to this show. No, it's that I know a lot about Alex Jones I don't know anything about right. There's our dynamic. That's the fun guys today We are going to be talking about an episode as we People who came out to our live show Dan. I was gonna transition to come on that was gonna be my next my next thing

Okay, all right, you have you have beat me to it. Thank you to it. Yes Thank you to everybody who came out to the live shows super awesome to meet some folks It was a shit ton of fun. Yeah, it was great. It was a wonderful time and the episode I don't know if you guys liked it, but I'll be god damned if I didn't have a great time You had a blast the recording of that will be out tomorrow. We had had a lot of editing had to be done to make it sound nice But also thanks to the theater playground letting us do that. Yeah, I liked I liked the way they let us run the show Which it seemed like when we started the show, everybody just left there was the sound guy and then there was nobody else there Yeah, absolutely. Yeah, it was it was wild stuff. Yeah, but any I have I have no idea if there were more employees

It was weird. I don't think so. I felt lost Oh, yeah, no, there was no rules and in that lostness. I kind of forgot to make one of the big points that I wanted to make And let this relate to the episode that will air tomorrow and that point is we could have stolen fucking everything probably but also that The point that I wanted to make about alex jones in that episode Especially and I think it relates to almost everything else Is that he never takes the time to get stories right? You know what I'm saying? And that's one of the most dangerous things

Uh that people in media and especially people in persuasive media. Yeah, he shoots from the hip Right and he just like he knows uh in in this case He knows he has like two days or so to get a story out before the facts were feuded right Anyway, this isn't gonna make sense because the live show isn't out yet No one is listening to this has listened to it but keep that in mind that that is a really everybody to everybody who's listened to thus far Pause it right for tomorrow's show and then listen to us on thursday. I don't do that. Okay, but anyway I would also uh like to say uh, thank you First of all, I mean again to the people who came to the show and then also to uh, a new uh technocrat

Oh, shit. We've got a new donor. Uh, really appreciate it. Thank you so much john c I'm a policy wonk four stars Go home to your mother and tell her you're brilliant someone someone sodomite sent me a bucket of poop daddy shark Jar Jar minks has a caribbean black action. He's a loser little little titty, baby I don't want to hate black people. I renown Jesus christ fine. Thank you john c. We appreciate it so much Thank you very much. Uh, so jordan today What we're gonna be doing is a little bit of reclamation on my part right? So in the preparation giving back lands to the native americans. No i'm reclaiming some of my time

Oh, okay. Uh, I spent a large amount of time trying to find an episode to do for the live show And in doing so I ended up listening to I think I I think I said it was like 12 or 13 episodes Of the show. It was some ridiculous. It was like 40 hours. Yeah, it was a lot You put you put a full-time jobs into it And so what I wanted to do here is I wanted to take some time to go over some of the stuff that Didn't end up in the live show. Okay, there's some stuff that was still worth it But I thought like this isn't for the live show right right and so today what we'll be doing is we'll be going over April 1st and 2nd of 2013. Okay. This is something that I found

That was because I searched every april fools day. Of course. I thought that might be some fun I'm sure and it wasn't really it wasn't the kind of fun. I was looking for like most april fools days Exactly and so on this first uh this april first of 2013 Alex jones Tells a story through most of the show and it's one of the best things i've ever Experienced this story is nuts and it's about a vacation that he had taken recently This is a an autobiographical story. This is the halloween story all over He's dressing like a nazi again

Not quite, but we're gonna we're gonna get a number of versions of this story And it's it's exciting. I love it. Here's the first one And when we come back, I'll briefly tell the story start the next hour and take your calls and get into all this news Again, I had family in town this weekend and kind of a small family reunion out at a little You know a resort outside austin And I went to that and I was there about half the time because I had company at my house

And I just was in the hot tub and all three of these guys Were listeners one guy was from portland, or again an engineer the other two were a businessman Uh, one's one was a construction. The other was another kind of business. I forget. We had a discussion about how do we fix america How do we wake folks up to the bankrupting? You know the bank stealing the money and syprous Cyprus yes, how do you do that? This guy gets out of the pool and looks at us and says we're gonna get you and you can't stop us. It was just so creepy Wait what it was a pirate right there now the natural thing to do Man these people are dangerous. They're dangerous and they know they know what they're doing

All right, so this is okay. So if I understand this if I understand this story correctly Yes, he's in a hot tub three guys. Yes all three of them were listeners listeners. They love the show They're all talking. They're all figuring out how to solve america's problems. Also cyprus's problems. Sure. It's about time Somebody did that well because they're all listeners. They know that cyprus's problems are our problems because of the globalists Yes, exactly right right and then one of them. No, no, no a different guy No, see I didn't hear him introduce a different guy. I know too much. It's a different guy Okay, see now I heard him just say no and then one of them stood up No, no, no said we're gonna get you different guy different guy. All right different guy

Because I'm hoping for a secret globalist in this situation Well, you you might be thrilled with where this goes, but it's not a secret globalist in so much as it's one of the people He's hanging out with right in the in the hot tub one of the three fictional listeners Right that I'm sure exist entirely in his head. So there's another guy, of course, and he's like aha. I'm gonna get you wait, but How long was he there for what do you mean the other guy? Yeah whole time. He was there the whole time Look, we'll get more details as this goes along, but okay never mind. That's fine. That's fine. This story There's some red flags right, but he was going out to break at this point

So you didn't have time to fully flesh out the story So now he comes back from break and he has a chance to give this story a couple more layers He's gonna retell the story immediately after break. Oh, yeah a couple a couple more layers of detail And you know, I told the guys in the hot tub after this this this establishment Uh Authoritarian collaborator left when I was in that hot tub I you know, I gave him rob do's email because he's good at reading his email And I said later in the week

We'll get and rob do you guys on if you want to tell the story of what you saw because it's so unbelievable We're all calmly sitting there For the like I I like that alex admits that this is unbelievable to the best of my knowledge. He does not have them on to To say like to corroborate his story and even if they did I still don't believe it A hot tub going I don't know how we bring together You know the country I don't know how we unify people around the bill of rights the constitution and the cypress situation They're going to suck our accounts dry here You know, it's the fellow reserve. It's the crony capitalist

It's all you know, how do we get our industry back? Cool and and you know one guy Worked in in utility contracting. He was talking about how they were shutting the power plants down And it's all about saving america and unity and these guys were all successful One was an electrical engineer. The other guys were successful in business Uh, you know one guy, you know has a payroll of a quarter million dollars a month. The other guy, you know He paid 300 000 dollars. He was saying in taxes to uh You know to the feds last year and we're sitting there in the hot tub

I'm watching my kids off running around and stuff at the pool my wife's over there in the pool Unnecessary details wait wait. So this is midday, right? I'm imagining a later night like everybody's drinking Everybody's got a cocktail. No, this is midday. Yeah sun shining. Mm-hmm beautiful gorgeous day Wife and kids in the pool over there, right alex as far away from them as he can possibly get And imaginary globalist, okay And this guy gets in the job and I said man that guy's an authoritarian the way There's about 67 years old. He said he was later when we talked to him in the baseball cap on

And he was sitting there very elitist and I was talking about china And and and you know the suicide nets and the mass extermination and he goes, hey China's doing a great job. It's not a problem. Have you read this professor's book? And you know, we're bringing in globalism to end the violence Of course, there'll be some problems on the road to it. And I was like, whoa, you mean fabian socialism Uh, you know bringing the government But after it'll all be fixed and he got and he didn't know who I was or he said he didn't And he gets out of the hot tub and he leans over and he goes he must have been the age of the white man is over

White man, we're taking over the demographics have changed and we're going to get everything Wait, wasn't he an old white man your guns everything? And he said you've lost and we're like we've lost we're talking about megabanks draining everybody's accounts We want to build productivity in that And and because it was you know four white guys in the hot tub and I'm like you're here at a resort enjoying the free market. This stuff doesn't exist in socialist countries and places that have become corrupt It falls apart. You are the worst conversation. Like I said, what you say does it matter? We control things now

We control the narrative and I went, what do you do? And he goes, I'm a government scientist in viruses And he smiles and I go, oh my god, you think there's too many people And he's like, you bet there is and I went, oh my gosh He goes, I don't know who you are and you don't count and the other guy said obviously he meant he knew who I was He just wanted to say you don't exist to me. Like it's where they speak down to us. This was an actual authoritarian enemy operative so All right, so now the story is it's all about white genocide basically

Or all of alex jones's narratives are being confirmed by this weirdo stranger Who overhears him talking to a couple people at a hot tub and is like china's doing great This is a Wonderful story. I I think uh, it would have been written well by kate Chopin I mean, I think there's a great author there. They can really knock this story out of the park or whoever wrote uh I want to know what the child roll on to the dark tower. I want to know I want to know Exactly what the internal monologue of this government scientist globalist. You see some coming over and he's like, oh, that's an authoritarian well, of course

I mean, if you see a man wearing What would he be wearing that may that makes him look like an authoritarian? Is that a cap? I don't know. He's got a baseball cap. Right. Was it backwards could have been that's an authoritarian move right sideways means He likes to party. Well, um, so You're in luck because you're asking about like some details for uh, what happened. Yes Am I going to get some details about 10 minutes later? He told the story He tells the same story 10 minutes later. Yep He is he is workshopping this story totally for a party later totally because he adds dialogue in this one

Okay, the story shifts a little bit In this third Who's the who's the who's the hero in this story? There are no heroes. Yeah Uh, but if you just joined us, I was telling a story about uh, my mom had an idea to go out to one of these, you know Oh, it was a Hyatt hotel outside Austin, texas or in your mouth From the rivers out there and there's you know, big swimming pool and stuff for the kids So we have some family in the town. I just have small little family reunion for Easter And go out there. Everybody's there in the hot tub

And it's an upper end, you know nice hotel And there's uh, five white guys, uh, yeah, there were other quote, you know, quote You know groups of people out there, but every five white guys in this hot tub over at texas. There were two hot guys Five white guys walking to a hot tub We're sitting there talking about how, you know, the globalists are shutting down America how both parties are corrupt uh About how, you know Crony capitalists are able to use government to shut down their competition

Uh, how they're trying to bankrupt this by design. So it was really a serious Heartfelt discussion one guy's like man, let's talk about the rangers Because I hadn't brought it up. These guys were listeners Oh Another guy gets in the hot tub and is listening and this wasn't like that evil Obama You know these these bad minorities it was not even a discussion about that But a white guy gets in there white and looked like about retirement age. He said he was 67 later He said the age of white men is over. You'll all you know, won't be here soon

One guy said well, how old are you and he goes said 67. He goes we got nine years on me It was but the whole point was we were having a heartfelt Yeah, the you know, the globalists are gonna bankrupt this and you know, they're working with china to leverage things out in the poor Chinese people. Yeah, do you hear about this? Why are you having this conversation? I'm sitting there talking to the engineer and they got sitting there He starts defending communist china and I went so you're a collectivist. He goes. Yes. I am. Yes. I am Yeah, he goes I work for the government using viruses working pure research and viruses and we go So we pay your salary. He goes it doesn't matter

And he goes, you know, we're taking over and he gets out of the hot tub. We're being real nice to him We thought he was joking And he stands there for like 20 minutes Pointing his finger at us with the most ridiculous It'd be like a five-year-old kid going to wwf or wwe wrestling and standing by one of the, you know, fake, you know, muscle guys They have real or, you know, you know, you know fake tough guys or whatever. I'm sure they are tough guys You know, it's it's like ballet one of the actors and actually, you know, little kids feel powerful Reflected glory standing at the knee of a big man

Well, I've seen my son, you know, uh, I guess he's healthy. So he admires his father I wait what? I there's a little more. I guess he's healthy So he admires his father. I think there's a little more to this clip Oh, I know there is but I think what he's getting at there is like this authoritarian old man Was like he stood there for 20 minutes pointing at Alex 20 minutes because does he say anything? Or is he no, he's just pointing at him apparently the ghost of christmas future What he's doing too is just like I think he's insinuating that the guy the authoritarian felt tough because he was around alex Like there's something about alex's toughness that rubs off on other people

Mm-hmm Okay, anyway, there's a little more to the clip here. Let's see see what the rest of the story understand those words So we don't let him watch mainstream television he disdain me that's the message You know, he feels strong when he's around me Okay, but it was just watching like yes, I'm an authoritarian A collectivist and yes, the state's taking over and you individuals will be defeated and he was laughing Was like really evil pleasure

All these serious guys that have all these employees are smart and they're going I employ a lot of people Obamacare raised taxes on people's payroll. You know one guy and the guy's like, uh, whatever You know said that's all part of the takeover. It'll be different once you've been dealt with And like, you know one guy's just going, why don't you just get out of here then? And the guy's like you bet I will enjoy your time And it was like sometimes he was like an anti white racist who was a white guy All this doesn't make sense like no one no one behaves like this and where where's your first All of it, where's your first hole in this all of it? Where's your plot hole here?

This this shit Swiss cheese my friend. Let's workshop this. How can we punch up this story? I would have a like a cut out a lot of detail page one rewrite just from scratch start over again All right. All right. I would say condense the three guys. Well, here's what I would do get rid of the the antagonist Because that's bullshit. Yeah, of course It's unbelievable Right if you wanted to say that you're just hanging out in a hot tub with a couple people who turned out to be fans of yours By all means go for it. That's an okay. You gotta you gotta have a you gotta have a driving force in the story

No, because it's too similar to all the times that he says he goes to grocery stores and people turn into demons when they look at him Well, yeah, but that's because there's a theme developing. He's like a crazy It's like Stephen King writing all of his stories in Maine. It's like that. There's always gonna be the guy right right There's a there is a unreliable narrator situation and any times Alex Jones tells a story about his own life and we know Alex Jones lives fight club I think that's what's really going on here. Yeah to a certain extent or at least he thinks everyone else wants to fight with him Right, that's definitely a part of his psychosis But Jordan, yes, we're having a lot of fun. We're laughing at this obviously not true story

It's from Alex's vacation bananas, but we should be is he gonna tell it again No, we should be serious. Are you lying to me? No, we should be serious. Okay this Event in Alex Jones's life had some serious consequences. How listen to this This is what it looks like to be a fallen joke of a people And I don't say that to put us down. I'm really sad Like I had nightmares After I talked to that guy Saturday night. I woke up. I don't really usually have nightmares. Oh, no Or if I have a scary dream, it's more like entertainment

I woke up just in a sweat So sad for how evil that guy is and how pathetic he was Like I had sorrow in the dream for how pathetic these people are That they're so horrible and so weak and so evil and so dangerous and so pathetic and that they're gonna have their way They're gonna bring America down. They're gonna wreck everything because they hate goodness. They hate success. They hate wealth because they're nobodies That doesn't I mean that guy was a government viral scientist also not true I mean, yeah, but that's kind of a big deal. Yeah, I mean if he wouldn't be a nobody if uh, that is true Yeah, no, he's definitely not a nobody, but also it doesn't he's the one devising the genocide

Virus, right? That's a big deal. It doesn't track logically to be like These people are so evil and they want to destroy you because they're nobodies Yeah, being a nobody doesn't necessarily mean you want to destroy the world Well, it's also because they hate good. Well, sure But that's just a pathetic. I mean he's using george w. Bush rhetoric like they hate our freedom Yeah, well, they do hate our freedom right, but alex plays this game where he's like our virus. I hate george w. Bush I think he's a monster trying to pitch this war on us Then he uses the same rhetoric against his imaginary enemy the globalists, right? It's bizarre right very bizarre strangely enough though

both enemies Ultimately the same thing and that's brown people Yep, that's muslims. Yep. That's what's really going on here Well, because there's a tool of the globalist even his disagreements with uh, the globalists are like, whoa, whoa, whoa We both hate muslims. That's the disagreement. That's it. That's the whole thing So jordan, we're done with that story for now. Yes, but uh on for now on april 1st Um, we do find uh, a big piece. It's a it's a bad show. It's not good. Yeah, it's mostly this story But at the end of it we get a visit from one

Steve pacenic Okay, and at this point Steve pacenic is pushing the sandy hook was fake narrative Okay, and alex has him explain. I was there in the hot tub. I can tell you all of it's true He looks like he's about 67. Yeah Maybe it was pacenic. It was pacenic. There's pacenic wearing a mask fake fake mustache pacenic Okay, new theory. All right new theory. All right Everybody in alex's life is living a constant make-a-wish for alex where it's like everybody always Every single person in all of his stories who's the antagonist. Uh, that's one of his friends wearing a mask

Oh, so to give him something to talk about. So it's like when they turned city The city turned into batman. Yeah For uh for the baby the kid was dying They're all they're all being told every single day that alex is going to die And it needs to be the best day of his life. I mean, it's possible I don't know. Yeah, but uh, I think there's another theory that if you use the logic of people like steve pacenic Yeah, you could say that everyone alex runs into is crisis actors. Oh You could say that, you know, everybody is but that's just gangstocking shit, right? All right

That's a classic kind of uh, see now. That's an improv anywhere video. I would actually watch. Yeah So in this uh in this next clip the uh, what boyhood length 12 year long film of everybody fucking with alex jones I couldn't I couldn't handle watching it because I I know the consequences are this They would bump me out right good prank guys good prank, but unfortunately you at least got to give them respect Yeah, so this is steve pacenic, uh explaining pretty early on why he believes that sandy hook was a false flag Okay, uh, so doc what is your take on? On sandy hook is it just all the clear scripting and how they were ready minute one and now it's come out that blimberg was ready months before Not true and and then all the people that look and act like actors

Uh, what's your take as an expert on this? Well, this is a total script as an expert out of a woman who lives in sandy hook Who's worth 600 million dollars and you can call her up you can interview her name Susan Collins She's written all the hunger game movies the hunger game good books and literally comes out of her script the assassination of children It's in schools Fascination of children in in a dystopic society the fact that she had no comment The fact that this almost came out of her own books on children in war

So yeah, that's his theory That's where it comes from sandy hook. That's a big part of their Their sandy hook theory is the hunger games right and because susan collins is from near sandy hook Right, or maybe even sandy hook. I don't know you can call her up Right, you could and it's suspicious that she says no comment. Yeah She doesn't have anything to say. Why would she comment on uh, other than to an official other than to hide Other than to hide you make a great point. You make a great point. Why wouldn't she comment how fucking soft is this shit? What else does susan collins have to do? You could make the argument then that like uh, hey, you know, uh,

I don't know Devon sawa was in on it because he was in that movie the faculty was he in that no usher usher raymond was in it Usher did it usher was usher usher the Musician sure, but yeah, I mean that had that had to do with students being killed at school, right? um Is nonsense man, dude. This is this is this is a disaster Nobody Nobody show him the japanese version. Oh sure battle royale. Nobody show him battle royale. It that's a steve

That's a better conspiracy theory that she owes that person millions of dollars uh, but like It bums me out because alex is wrong about so much And I never knew that the like sort of genesis of this theory obviously it's coming from steve And steve is one of his big resources on this right and one of the biggest things he has going for him is Look susan collins is from there. She wrote a book. Yeah, she won't say any comment That's not that's not anything So so is the implication then that the government hired her to write the sandy hook massacre probably

The or predictive programming through the gunger games book I I like the conspiracy better if the government goes to susan collins and they're like We don't even know how to false flag it. Oh, so you're talking like a wag the dog scenario. Yeah. Yeah, exactly They're like we need a script writer. Hmm because we can't write the sandy hook massacre, right? We need what what how would you we need woody harrelson to come in and write a song about a shoe How would you even begin to write the sandy hook massacre? Would you just look back at all of the other school shootings that we've had that are very similar You hire susan collins right of the hunger game and let me be clear too. Um

The hunger games is nothing like sandy hook I feel like we I feel like we shouldn't have to say that and yet at the same time. I think we do have there There are quite there's a lot of differences in terms of uh, the setting the plot right all those sorts of things So don't you remember? The similarities. Yeah The tons of them. Uh, so that that that bums me out man. Are there any similarities kids died? I guess that's the big one. Is that his point? Yeah. Yeah, I think so

And it was a school Yep, it's about it All right, and then he goes on to talk about crisis actors and that's a lot of poll Suzan Collins is great Yeah, the after that he goes into like hey, there's crisis actors all this shit and like that's not that's not compelling either You look into all that those arguments and the they are Those are that's macaroni not macaroni swiss. That's pfft. It's cheese macaroni cheese with holes in it my friend uh, so

Um, I wish they had something better, but they don't uh, they're just casting it's the same thing Yeah, that we talk about over and over again It's telling stories before there is a story in order to get ahead of it like like Susan Collins, right? right and just just making stuff up making uh implications Uh insinuations that are irresponsible and that's uh, that's all he's doing about sandy hook and unfortunately it caught on like crazy And granted Alex Jones. Well, so did the hunger games. It's true. Maybe that's the connection. That's that's what it is I mean, Alex Jones the only person who could write a conspiracy theory this great a conspiracy theory this great. Yeah is

Susan Collins indeed. Yeah, Alex Jones didn't start sandy hook denialism or anything like that Right, but I mean he played a big part in public publicizing it and so I mean he should be he should be ashamed that one of his big big pieces of logic is The hunger games. Yeah, it's ridiculous Um, anyway, we go from here on to april second. Well, you know who wrote Las Vegas. Who's that? jk Rowling jk Rowling jk Rowling. What are you talking about? Of course. She did. What are the connections the highest grossing? Oh, come on. Come on. All right. All right. We move on to april second And uh, alex jones is in a different headspace on april second

And he starts things off with a little bit of complaining about the un Which is interesting. I mean he hates the un And let's see where he goes with it And then when the un finally takes over under state department plan and un International treaty and public law 7277 That's an executive order that becomes law by bureaucratic fiat Under 7277 go read it And go look at the graphics each shows our military being phased down to nothing as the un nato military is built up

Our helmets get little in the graph their helmets get big in the graph And then when they're finally done making you hate the police and the revolution and the takeover the globalists are in the revolution They're then going to disarm all the police as well And there's a fake laugh fake laugh. Yeah, um, so what do you think about that? What do you think about uh, law 7277? Um, it sounds great. Sure does. I want to know what law proceeded it Like what was 7276?

And then what was 7278? Because if 7277 is get rid of the entire military I feel like one or the other on either side has to be similarly good You're asking stupid questions. And then the other one is like what? everybody Uses a toilet everybody dance. Yeah That's the uh, that's the one that's the uh next thing So we've actually mentioned this a tiny bit before I didn't realize that this was such a huge part of alex jones'

dumb beliefs about the the un But what this is is a document that was put out by the state department Um, and it is called freedom from war the united states program for general and complete disarmament in a peaceful world It was written and released in september of 1961 and basically what it lays out is a plan they'd like to see for um Weapons uh being uh taken away not weapons taken away from everybody But de-escalation of arms right and one of the reasons for that is they were in the middle of the fucking cold war I don't understand primarily what it is about is reducing the risk of nuclear war

It doesn't really have to do with disarming populations as it does with the united states and the fucking union getting together and negotiating to not use nukes And to make sure that other countries don't pursue Operations and nuclear weapons So this is just something that was written by the state department. Yeah, and it's submitted to the un It was a wish list to santa It's conceivably submitted to the un But one of the things that you can do is you can go to the un's website

And you know what they have they have minutes of every assembly that they have so I went back to the 16th Uh, uh general assembly from 1961 and looked through it. Is there anything here you can read every single un general session Everyone every single one even some of the stuff that seems petty as hell Like they're just making proclamations of stuff. Yeah, that's largely what they do and they have general assemblies. It's a useless organization They generally don't end up saying like all right. We're gonna disarm everybody What he what they end up doing is uh that they say, uh It is our feeling that what we should pursue the people should pursue Is the united states and so you need not using nuclear weapons like that dear santa. Can we not kill everybody?

Right. Thanks. So much like the cloward and piven nonsense, which is just something that was written up and Discussed by professors as a uh, you know as just an idea. Yeah, uh, this was just an idea that was given and made And the un didn't even hear it. It is didn't even hear it in their general assembly really a testament To the laziness of humankind that literally every single un general session You can go and read and there are still conspiracy theories about it. Yeah, totally That's fantastic. I I mean, I um, I had the 16th assembly pulled up and the 17th and uh, I uh, the 17th was a good one 17th was great If I was going to rank all of the un general assemblies, I would start with 76

That one was amazing. So one of the now, of course in the top five is number one But that's really just a legacy thing like it's the legend, you know, it's just that it started the whole the whole thing Yeah, yeah, yeah So in the general assembly documents, they have the entire minutes and it's just stuff like this like admission of the republic of Rwanda to membership in the united nations There are things that are proposed and then they discuss them and they're all listed in here And most of them are really mundane shit. Some of it is about money A lot of it is about uh, like dispensation dispensation of money, uh, the trusty ship status

There's uh, you know, um, there's stuff about Needing to fill positions and stuff like that. It's the minutes of a boring meeting Oh, that was order 72 76, but there's also stuff on there about like nuclear disarmament and shit. And so I mean What alex talks about this rule 7277 is not something that's even passed as a United States law and it's not something that was even put to the floor in the un general assembly So it's nothing. It's just something that someone wrote and it was like, hey, don't don't fuck it. That's that's pie in the sky shit Don't do this. So it's kind of I I'm I'm kind of inspired But this is what alex does. I'm kind of inspired by this level of stupidity

This is what alex does all the time though, too He doesn't take the context of documents he's citing into account the fact that he still cites that one dumbass thing about chemtrails that long uh, article 50 That he did on rogan it means like well, that was also something that the virus scientists admitted to him in the hot tub Uh, yeah, yeah, of course. Yeah nefariously While he was pointing at him for 20 minutes now, this is a whole new wrinkle on alex that I want I want actually his show to be in a hot tub And just have people say random shit to him. Well, he's done a couple episodes without his shirt on it's close

That's that is pretty close. It's close enough for jazz Now I just imagine every story of his is him in a hot tub Do you think he wears a chain? I feel like he wears a chain when he gets into the hot tub probably a huge Never never wears a chain at any other time. But when you get into a hot tub, you gotta dress to impress You got a dj colled that shit So, um, alex jones, if you wanted to make some other critiques of the un I would be game for them, uh, because the un does have a lot of uh, impotent Enforcement of uh, human rights stuff and a lot of the employees of the un have been caught doing some pretty bad shit

Yeah, uh, there there are definitely issues and if you wanted to talk about those in a more realistic way I'd be all for it I'd say they're like they're like number seven on the international like number one is fifa As far as international corruptness. Then you go down to The ioc the olympic committee Then you take one to step down and then we're at the nc double a okay And they're so evil even though they're not international They're still top three on international corruption lists, right number 10 11 somewhere down there is globalists, right?

Fake globalists, right? All right number 12 at&t weird weird thing. I would like to I'd like to propose sprint Not a fan. Anyway in this next clip, alex jones talks about uh, some of the other stuff that he thinks that the un does and uh He doesn't look like a gang banger. I've all right. Well, I apologize. There we go. That does sound bad that voice But um, this isn't about the un. This is about uh, someone had made uh, uh facetious argument about uh Killing kids up till three years of age or something like that. Yeah There's more of a thought experiment than anything else. It wasn't a serious proposal in any sense

I think it should be. Well, you're alone in that opinion fair enough. But uh, so alex Well, I got at least one more. Yeah Yeah, you whoever made this facetious argument into you. Yeah, he doesn't look like a gang banger The way he says it it means the other thing I mean everybody knows not the thing he thinks But if you're wearing a sports jacket and a nice shirt And call a lot of dead babies I mean that's liberal and I could just imagine that I'm with them. I wonder what it's like just to imagine I'm with the new world order

Right there is a problem for his future Sometimes I just like to imagine I'm with the new world order Does he list all the things that he did for trump? Well, I that's exactly what I'm thinking like right He's showing some signs like I want to be on a fucking team. Yeah, I'm sick of this Everyone thinks I'm a dick. I have a dream. Yeah, I want to I want to sell pills I'm sick of this gold. Shit gold isn't going anywhere at this point. I think it's still young jeffety your favorite young jeffety Uh, but here we go. Love young jeffety Let's see where he goes with these thoughts of wanting to be part of a team

As they poison as they destroy my future as they do all this I just imagine I'm part of it and I turn on that I watch the state of the union and look at obama and oh He's he's for me. Oh, he likes me. Oh Oh Oh, I've got a newborn baby coming. I'm gonna go give it a bunch of shots and then You know the baby's 18 months old walking around you're gonna laugh and it gets the next round and then it has convulsions and never talks again But that's not the shot. So the government loves me

The government is a loving group okay Okay, let me let me just stop uh, the new magazine is out and it's selling very very quickly and of eight issues We've sold out on Smooth stuff So he's selling a magazine back at this point at this point. He's selling a magazine. He has an info wars magazine Okay, uh full glossy spreads of I don't know So so you mean he was right on time and getting into the print industry. Absolutely. Yeah. Yeah

So here's where he gets back to the uh, un troops and uh, what's in this magazine? I don't fucking know. I've never got I should get all the yeah, we need to get yeah, absolutely Yeah, for my collection. I should have every info wars magazine I know you see miss america up there saying I love the un and shirts of little starving kids And oh the un's helping the un's they're cutting their food off and then once they've already killed most of them They'll have a photo op given some kids some food The un and rwanda helped kill a million people on record No, you can type in un troops killing children

And if you want to if you got the nerve to look at it It's barbecuing them raping them Roasting them over fires beating their brains out. They were there with machine guns set up When they had was the Hutus killing the tootsies The christian minority And then if they tried to get out of the camps they would run them to refugee camps to un Would then pull out and wait with heavy machine guns Because they didn't want to spend too many bullets a human's not worth a bullet and then they would send in the one tribe to hack them up

Yeah, there's the guardian you and troops stand by and watch carnage. They'd stand by and watch they run the operations So alex thinks rwanda was a false flag, right? Uh, that's that's rough. No, that sounds right I'd like to read to you from this article, uh about the if you if you google if you type in the exact words He says nothing comes up. Do not even if something did come up Don't trust the first link on that because that's somebody who's saying exactly those words And you can't trust somebody who says those words. So this is a conversation that uh, uh, the the guardian had with a lady named helena, uh, newit newit zena newit zena

She was in rwanda when the p un peacekeeping soldiers were there And here is a quote from her that really indicates what one of the bigger issues was right with the un response We could not believe that the united nations was just going to let us die We were always hearing on the radio how they were there to help us But when the killers were looking us in the eye and saying we were gonna die, what did the un do? It saved white people That's really the issue. Oh man. That's really more the issue of the response that they had there was there was not a There was not enough resources. There wasn't enough uh troops to uh, or even the the motivation

necessarily to resolve the issue They've they bungled it if you go back and listen to interviews with romeo de lair The guy who was the uh, the head of the the troops there It's some of the most heartbreaking stuff to hear him talk about what he wanted to do and what he wasn't able to do That sort of stuff is terrifying. Yeah to hear um, and if alex wants to make the argument metaphorically that the un Had a part in killing of I think it was 800,000 people not a million But if if he if he wants to make that argument Yes, it is true in the sense that they didn't do what they could have done

Yeah, but it's not true in the sense that they were barbecuing children Right, that's now Can alex get me in touch with that viral scientist question number one. I don't know you said question number two Is there a way to devise a virus that only kills white people question number three? all of them He did say that he gave the other guys rob do's email address, but probably not the authoritarian I would imagine now. I feel like they should so alex jones is stupid And in this next clip he goes on to teach you how to not be a patsy

Don't take part in drills where you play the part of a radical islamic terrorist Or a radical right wing terrorist because one day You're gonna drive a real truck of explosives onto a military base Or if they pick a federal building that's got a daycare. There's not many of them. There's a good chance you better check in the back of that truck That's going to be real explosive And you're going to go down in history As the right winger who secretly worked for al-qaeda and again new listeners are going well that makes no sense I mean if they told people to throw their kids off cliffs to prove they didn't like al-qaeda right wingers would do it

I mean, it's a total phobia. They love hating Muslims. It's a religion That's why it's so funny fake laugh It's so sick fake laugh I think that might be a real laugh and he also admitted that right wingers hate muslims. Yeah, they hate al-qaeda No, he said muslims. Well, yeah, they hate muslims too, but that's because all muslims are in al-qaeda I remember this time according to right wingers So this is also a part of a bigger thing that he's talking about that he's like it's so silly

They're gonna try and say that right wingers are working with al-qaeda Which is ironic because now his entire argument is that the left is working with al-qaeda right? Well, we were and are right What what fantasy camp are you going to where you're like? Oh, okay? Well, what we're gonna do is we're gonna get into drills And pretend to be terrorists. Well, that's what he thinks happened on like with oklahoma city He thinks that that that was a drill that Timothy McFay thought it was a fake thing He was sheep dipped as a alex likes to say he was just a good guy

He right he was a good guy just a normal good guy Who they had go be a part of white supremacist violent anti-tax organizations Of course to sheep dip him and make him look bad So when they ran the drill that he didn't know was real he thought it was a drill But why would he do the drill? Alex Alex doesn't explain that who's putting together this drill what drill what purpose could this drill serve? I think the purpose of the drill would be in theory to catch other people who want to bomb something

I think that's what he thinks. He never really spells it out Alex doesn't really get that part of the narrative. That's a bad drill. It's bad. It's dumb But it's the only way that alex jones can Wiggle his way out of white crime right right white terrorism. So that's what he does He makes it that far. He's like no no no tim mcvay was set up It was a setup and he wasn't even a white supremacist man I know he was at those those weird militia meetings and stuff I know that you know people have testified that they saw him there

But that's just because he was getting sheep dipped because the military had to make him look like the bad guy, right? It's so stupid in the next sentence. He talks about how right-wingers will do anything They'll throw their baby off the roof throw the baby off the roof to prove that they hate al-qaeda, right? It doesn't make sense. So yeah, I mean I well then in that case you could totally you wouldn't even need to sell them on the drill You could have just been like hey, yeah Al-qaeda lives in there go. Yeah. Yeah Get in there. So uh in this next clip alex tells us what dangers await us in the future uh

Spoiler alert. They're very dumb We must be totally divided into racial and religious and and and ethnic sub sub districts to be ruled Uh, right out of hunger games by floating fortresses Susan is getting a lot of work. Everyone is now ready for that because is what they've been taught And the way they're gonna kill us is with blimps At 120,000 feet with microwaves on them And they just love your city and microwaves are sitting by grids. Everybody wonders why they die a year later of cancer And then that's all official

Alexander haig wrote about it 20 years ago. I saw him bragging about it 16 7 no I was it was I saw him 20 years ago. He wrote about it 25 years ago So alexander haig is uh the former secretary of state during nixon and inventor of the blimp. Uh, he didn't Well, I didn't invent a blimp, but it is actually, you know, if you look into what the truth is here It's actually super interesting. So after alexander haig was involved in government got into private life He decided to get a bunch of people together and start a business called Sky station, right? And so what they were doing is that they were creating these giant balloons for uh for telecommunications

That would have advantages over giant satellites out in space. They would fly lower And they would provide internet coverage for entire cities That's a great idea and they would provide probably unworkable though And they would provide like a relay point for phones and stuff like that that would be much more effective Right and so him and some scientists got together and they tried to get this done Uh, and it just it didn't work out very quickly. They were like, ooh Yeah, it didn't work out a good idea So, uh, what would you tether it? Uh, you would have to tether it, but then it's gonna move

No, because they're giant I mean, I don't I don't know. I look the reason that it hasn't been done. No, I want to verify this blimp story No, the blimp story part of it is real in the sense that like They were trying to make a fucking huge blimp right, but it was for internet stuff It was it was way ahead of its time. Um, and so I prefer this alex the alex who's afraid of blimps Those are the good old days. This was the this was back when it was golden, man So here's from a 2014 article in newsweek. Um, the system they developed had promise one blimp at 65 000 feet above the city Uh, could have served all of the 1990s level internet traffic from the citizens below a blimp could stay up for five years

But as with other schemes time killed sky station quote We ended up licensing the technology to someone else and walked away alex haig says that's his son Yeah, nothing's come of it No, so they aren't trying to micro the blimp idea. They weren't trying to microwave fry people They were trying to find ways to service populations with the All right new new investment opportunity Uh knowledge fight blimp internet service. Okay. Yeah, let's I think we're gonna run into the same problem sky station Now this podcast not the way to make money

blimp start-up That's what we got to do. No, we'll bring it with knowledge fight. All right. It'll be gold. All right Let's talk not talk any more of it or lesta someone steal our ideas our brilliant ideas Blimpiant idea speaking of brilliant ideas. Yes this next clip Alex gets a call from a guy. Okay, and they talk about how the water is being poisoned But then this caller has a really interesting idea for a new segment on alex's show blimp talk That's a mental illness according to the and they're the authorities. Hey, um Look, they put hormones in the water

to feminize men And so if you gave those hormones to to bulls they would act docile We're under chemical warfare I mean the white house science are admits they put stuff in the water. Nope Eco science. He's written a couple other books. This is all a fact. Nope And even now as it comes out, they drug the water they go. Yeah, we're gonna drug it more now We're gonna put lithium in to make you behave I mean these people are

Flaming authoritarian monsters And that's where the men went brother I agree with you But I do think there are still a lot of men in the country And I know they're out there listening right now and I want to speak to them for just a moment And my idea my idea for the show is for these people to call in Just a short segment of your show when you do have callers

Call in and we want to hear from the men in this country because I know they're out there I'm calling right now, man. I'm one of them. I'm making videos on youtube. I'm speaking to people Keep y'all Telling you like I'm fighting hard man. I'm fighting up here I'm fighting with you guys and you guys down there need to know you got brothers in the trench up here in canada big time We're together and we're I'm here to fight with you, man Uh, you wants to have is there going to be an armed resurrection or revolution in Insurrection possibly of the men

I love that the idea that you'd have a segment on a show. All right. We're taking calls only from real men This segment only real men calling so ridiculous Emotional vulnerability is uh, one of the things that makes a ramp. Oh, you're out. I think the the strength to open up and Ask for help. Oh I think maybe the biggest test of manhood is the ability to excel. It's push-ups I'm speaking to real men though and his next clip Alex Jones talks about a couple of tim allen It's

Alex talks about a couple of real men, right real men But I mean you read the whole life of andra jackson and and and and davie crocket Davie crocket was trying to basically imitate andra jackson. He was the big icon Uh of all the battles and wars and stabbings and shootings and you know shot three times stab bleeding for a week straight refusing to die I mean just tough as nails Andra jackson, so I know you hate andra jackson. I hate andra jackson and you'll be thrilled to learn That's so did davie crocket Of course you did uh

Davie crocket. He's known as the man of the wild frontier and all that right He's known for all that shit But in addition to that he served in the like in the house Like he was a politician for a bit right and in this time there. He fucking hated andra jackson Well, yeah, but he modeled his life after absolutely not because In particular, he was so mad at andra jackson for his treatment of native americans. Yeah, because davie crocket had a He loved the day of americans spoke multiple languages and uh traded with them all the time That was kind of one of the big things that he did absolutely

But is there anything more andra jacksonian than hating andra jackson? You might have a decent point there we go But he was he was super passionately against the indian removal act of 1830 that andra jackson was trying to pass and they led them to be like Pretty serious enemies and beyond that he had a lot of ideas about how andra jackson was dealing with finances And the banks do you mean stuff like that poorly? Yeah, and so he that he butted heads with them about that like he is a politician who very seriously Got into rows with andra jackson. So the idea that he was emulating him and trying to be him

Also, they're only like eight years apart or something like that. They're like They they were born pretty close to each other and the only like time that they really come together is In the tennessee militia in 1802 Uh, he the two of them served uh, they're together But then alex is just jacking off more because he loves andra jackson for whatever He loves graphic descriptions of violence and davie crocket apparently also died at the alamo like our friend colonel travis And so, you know, he just becomes a default hero

For alex right when uh, you know, if you look into the reality, he's a wonderful name to throw into whatever Argument that he wants to have you know, davie crocket. He loved trump like sure fine. Whatever you're making this shit up Yeah, you're playing an imaginary game. Yeah, um, so At this point in the show On april 2nd Alex jones starts talking about people lugging guns across mountains Right, he's talking about how men used to be men like Hannibal and carthage Like more recently american dudes. Oh, okay, like lugging cannons at uh

At uh, I don't know. I can't remember any of the names of the battles, but uh, he's saying that stuff and he gets to this That compared to fat little blobs and i mean spiritually fat, but they were fat Pointing and they would walk up and go I knew a fake laugh like oh, whoa Like the collectivist that came up to me when I was at a resort for easter at a family reunion this weekend And I was in the hot tub and I'm talking about yeah the tyranny and their listeners Will they take our bank accounts here and oh my god, how bad will it get and the republican leadership's controlled There's a guy sitting there for 20 minutes. He gets up and goes you're all gonna fail

We're taking over nothing can stop us He heard us talking about authoritarianism and how dangerous it was and he wanted to get up and celebrate And point his finger and go you're right. We're taking over and I go, who are you? I'm a government professor scientist In viruses and he smiled and I went oh my god, you're a population reductionist eugenicist And I said, you know, I what you got taken down in the basement of the of the facility when you were you know You know getting good grades in college and brought into it and he was like Getting good grades. No, no, no, no don't interrupt this at all. Okay, you will you must hear this nonsense

When you were you know, uh, you know getting good grades in college and brought into it and he was like who who what where did you That got thrown out though by the time I got older. I hit him one time He was like, oh, wait, wait, you know about the club. I mean, I'm like, of course. I know who you are This folks they're gonna kill hundreds of millions of us. They got reeducation camps official FEMA documents This is real history happening Of course, I know the enemy. I'm making my business to know the enemy You make it your business to lie about people At least in this case probably don't exist. By the way, the moment that he said, uh, stood up pointing

Uh, I started pointing myself. It is really hard to hold it for this long 20 minutes 20 minutes is a long time It's a ridiculous amount of time. That's a good workout. Yeah, absolutely. It's like, um, like doing a plank. Yeah I'm starting to go numb. So Uh, the story has changed now. Alex. Yeah, Alex tells him, you know about what club I'm in. Yeah I play bridge on fridays, you know why he throws that in though. It's to combine it with his narratives about his dad How like the globalists tried to recruit his dad And now he can weave that into this narrative and be like I confirmed it by confronting this authoritarian virus scientist I hit him with one thing and he was like

Oh, oh, no No They got us they get they're on to us. I shouldn't have stood up pointed and revealed who I am Right. I I don't think that there's first of all, I mean, none of this is real But there's no way that if that happened Alex wouldn't he told the story three fucking times in the first day Why doesn't this piece in it? Why isn't that? Wow, it's because you give it another day and you tell it a little bit different He starts adding a little embellishments. Yeah, I like it. What a load of shit

Fleshing it out like Susan Collins in The Hunger Games. Right took a long time to rip off that book Yeah, so we have one more clip Jordan here in April 2nd Uh, a little little little tight episode here a little uh, a little hour longer for uh, for the people Uh, but uh In this next clip Alex Jones wants you to know he's basically Sort of doing his own version of that song that don't impress me much. Uh, that's shania twain song Yes, so you gotta get a hot car that don't impress me much

That's kind of how he starts. I like I like your I like your lead into the to the chorus there You got a good car that don't impress me That's that's kind of how the song goes You gave a little stank to the that don't impress me much Liction I twain's great. Yeah, um, also I didn't pull the clip of it because I was running out of time But at one point in this episode, Alex does recite the lyrics to hurt The the whole no, no, just maybe uh, maybe a verse. Oh, okay, uh, but uh, is this uh, is this after uh, uh, Uh, never mind. I don't know the time frame. Yeah. Anyway, uh, Alex Jones is not impressed by worldly things

I mean, you know what I want. I mean, I see somebody with a giant diamond ring doesn't excite me I see somebody with a big mansion doesn't excite me. I see somebody Defeating tyrants. I get butterflies. I get tears in my eyes and uh, I want to meet him He's fake and crying at this point too. Yeah. Yeah really do Because I take all this personal ladies and gentlemen and you should too my freedom is personal my children's future such darling little Good people Is up to me. Well, it's up to you. It's up to us together and I take it real personal

So take it personal with me get a prison planet dot tv members What the fuck that one hurt that's that would literally hurt me. That was physically pain That one's the next level because it involves fake crying Oh The future my children won't be secure unless you buy prison planet t-shirts Well, it's even worse than that because he's like I take it real personally because of my children sweet sweet darlings So take it personally with me And buy a t-shirt

I'm sick of taking it personally now. I would like to take it professionally, please on the level of like, you know How I find words to like speaking of blank, you know, like that style of transitioning. Yeah, he did do that And I appreciate it on that level. Yes the fact that he's playing my game. Yeah, I love it. That's fine. All right speaking of taking things personally Holy shit, that's disgraceful That's next level stuff that one that one was good damn that one that one made me feel all good So that brings us to the end of april 1st and 2nd alex jones has uh Met an authoritarian and a hot tub right lied about it a bunch

We've found out that steve pechenek one of the big pieces of his sandy hook narrative is the hunger games Yeah, we've learned that alex jones lies a lot about the un in very specific ways Don't participate in any right ring right wing terrorism drills I don't think our audience needed to know that if anybody offers you like hey You want to be a right wing terrorist for a day? Do not say you want to fake bomb? Yeah, yeah, don't say yes Um, uh, also, I guess we learned that we're all gonna die because of blimps Yeah, well, yeah, but we all knew that and if anybody's ever watched a steampunk anime They knew we were all gonna die from blimps and alex jones knows nothing about david kraken

Yeah, uh, so that brings us to the end of the show has been fun Uh, so what's gonna happen is tomorrow the uh as this comes out this will come out on tuesday And then on wednesday we will put out the live episode And get this there's more to the story of the live episode all right than just what we covered On the live episode. We could only go over by a half hour of our already. Yeah, the narrative goes on There's a fuller picture that we'll explore on thursday night Uh, we'll do it live and it'll come out on friday. Okay, so there'll be part two of whatever it is We covered at the live show

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