Knowledge Fight - #126: February 2, 2018 (Special Report)

Episode Date: February 5, 2018

Today, Dan tells Jordan all about a very drunk special report Alex Jones put out on the evening of Feb. 2nd, where he screams about a segment on MSNBC that was critical of Trump. Alex also takes the opportunity to curse like a sailor and do some incredibly embarrassing impression work.

Andy and Kansas you're on the air. Thanks for holding Well, Alex, I'm a first-time caller. I'm a huge fan. I love your work. I love you. Hey everybody welcome back to knowledge fight I'm Dan. I'm Jordan. We're a couple dudes like to sit around drink novelty beverages and talk a little bit about Alex Jones And we do disaster Dan Dan you don't have to tell people what's going wrong You could have just you could have just flipped it to me. This is off to a very combative start Jordan Dan is there a hook to this show aside from your headphone information. Hey, Mombo. Hey, Mombo That's for the chat room. I know the the hook is I know a lot about Alex Jones You don't know anything about Alex Jones. I'm Jordan before we get today's show started

We're gonna have a good time tonight. I'm certain of that But before we do it like to give a couple of shout outs to couple donors to the show first of all like to give a shout out to Mavis thanks for joining up with the show. I'm a policy wonk. We appreciate it so much Now, thank you very much all of our policy wonks and donors are special in our hearts But I would like to give a special policy wonk shout out to someone who donated at the last minute to bump us over Our January goal. No, it's a good goal. What that led us to hit our goal What and that may that means we got to get down to business and get this endgame documentary put together Holy shit much quicker than we might have otherwise. I'd like to give a very special

Thank you and shout out to Andy from California. I'm a policy wonk Someone someone Sotomayne sent me a bucket of poop daddy shark Jar Jar Binks has a Caribbean black accent. He's a loser little little kitty baby I don't want to hate black people. I renounce Jesus Christ. Thank you so much Andy from California appreciate When that keeps going right it just gets better forget you forget where it goes You saved you saved the rec center like we had one big blowout last dance contest Mm-hmm, and the rich kids from on bullshit hill. They're not taking away our endgame documentary

Is that what I've lost the 80s reference? I think that's the threat But also, I mean just because you know came in at the end there and put us over Let's not lose sight of the fact that there were many people who chipped in and supported and so that We appreciate it so much a great, but Andy from California now gets to be a technocrat That is where we are Jordan today. Yes. Yes, we got an episode right and much like that scene and Brokeback Mountain it turns out that Alex Jones in the past or in the present. I just can't quit him. Okay. All right So we're back to the present. Okay. All right. All right. So that lasted a couple of episodes. Yeah, about two episodes I'm still digging through and listening to these ones from 2008

But I'm realizing it's gonna be much more difficult to make a show out of that Because like I said, he repeats a lot. There are a lot of episodes that are like, oh, this is last week's episode Right, right like that. So the the time it would take for us to keep up with the show doing it like that would be Like I can't do it. There's just no time. Oh, so we're back in the present and thank God. We are Here is a clip from today's episode. You are you are very easy to Whiff laugh Jordan. Are you ready for this clip? Let's do it Yes Excuse me

Yeah, what is this so Alex sounds like he's in a weird fucking cave on his cell phone He is sitting at his computer at home and this is a special report. Alex Jones put out Friday night I believe that's the 2nd of February of 2018 where he is fucking drunk and in case anyone's watching the video here is a picture of Alex Jones at his desk Conveniently not hiding at all the highball. That's it Very clearly this man is boozing pretty good during this episode. So that's the kind of energy We're gonna get I like it. It's a very exciting stuff. What is this? What are you talking about? I mean, what is it? What where where does he like this is a new Alex?

I don't think I've ever heard Alex just go straight out and say fuck you this Alex Yeah, that one I haven't heard that one Excuse me, excuse me, that's just a little taste of what's to come. What is it? Going on. We're kind of back to The the Alex Jones who screamed last March 30th about Adam Schiff and whatever. Yes. Yeah I think that is an indication that he's feeling very trapped at the moment and we'll see so the pretense of this I believe is that he was going to record a video while he was drunk at home I don't know if Rob do is there because he doesn't give him a shout out or anything

But I'm do so someone's there Rob do's in a Rob do lives in the back in a dog house a couple of times throughout this video If you're paying very close attention, you can hear the cameraman laugh and that indicates to me that I think Partially Alex is trying to do a comedy piece a little bit. Okay, but we'll we'll get into that here in a second But for now, let's start. Well, is there an endless preamble? No, but then it's not him trying to do a comedy bit. It does it does seem to go on forever It's a 20 minute video that could have been for yeah, there's nothing like that Well, that might be comedy for him then it's look there are parts that are funny Okay, not the way he wants them to be right but more and more

I'm gonna set this out ahead of time like I already revealed one of my cards and that is that Alex is very clearly drunk Absolutely the second card. I want to lay out on the table is this is embarrassing Like to the point where whoever recorded this and posted it They're doing Alex Jones a very serious disservice. Okay, there if it were me I would be like, how about we don't put that out that didn't really build to anything like it's it was a nothing I can't be that he just it can't be that he would like recorded it and that was like Internet they have to have edited it. They have to know they didn't they didn't do anything I don't think they edited it. You think I don't think there's any I think they just pressed send

Yeah, and that was it they were like to the internet with you. I think probably okay Well, then yeah, they should probably have had a meeting about it So I believe what's going on here is that Alex wanted to make a video about the memo because the memo got released on Friday Yes, and guys it was earth shattering huge world changing information It was exactly what I predicted on our our website when I wrote a piece about it I believe you had similar feelings and that is that as soon as it's out. It's nothing But once Intel it comes out. There's political power you can gain from it And it's kind of just like a that was it and it's even more embarrassing now that Alex Jones had William Binney his

NSA insider source Claim that something else was the memo and now the memo is out and it's like oh this is nobody remembers that he claimed to have Already had the memo your days before this is a different memo This is the same memo and didn't validate so much of Alex Jones's like chicannery about Larger memo. Anyway, here's the first clip where he starts off this special report and Sort of talks about the memo and then quickly skips on to another topic Generally, it is Friday night that man's drunk 12 hours into the release of the haunted known as

FISA memo the blueprints the Democratic Party's illegal Activities lying at the FISA warrant lying to Congress about the warrant serious perjury serious obstruction of justice Serious conspiracy to overthrow the will of the US tax payers Oops, that's what everybody has said about the memo so far, right? Well everyone in Alex's circle. Yes No, I mean every new source that I've heard has said that it's about trying to overthrow the will of the taxpayers Also, Alex the reason he said tax payers is because he's like, ah shit a lot of my listeners don't believe in taxes I

Should have said citizens. I really should I don't know why I said Fuck that and our electoral process but that said We got a bunch of videos from just today on info wars calm where pundits on MSNBC and CNN Are calling for violence in the streets claiming Trump is addicted Because true he went to the House Intelligence Committee And they put out the fact that the Democrats and Obama

Responding on Trump and then making garbage up a thousand times worse than Richard Nixon who by the way deserve to be a piece I Don't don't thanks Alex Thanks for confirming that he deserved to be a beach But he has to say to take a stand on that one But he has to stammer there a little bit like because you realize it's fucking Roger Stone worked with Nixon He has a Nixon tip to on it's fucking back But it's like if Alex were around for Nixon Alex would have been like don't impeach this guy

He's trying to bring back prosperity. Yeah, this is guy trying to bring only Nixon could go to China and bring Back prosperity Alex Jones would have been all over Nixon's dick back then. There's absolutely no doubt. Oh absolutely anybody who has a Tendency towards authoritarianism Alex Jones is gonna be all over him That's what we're learning. I think is that there was nobody who ever run for president ran for president in our lifetime Or the last 20 years that Alex has been on air that has been a cruel authoritarian Or had those tendencies overtly, right, right, right over cruel authoritarian, right? You know, like g-dubs was a cruel authoritarian, but he had a nice whole folksy accent behind it. So you're like, oh, okay That's fine. You can erode civil liberties. That's fine. That's all right

You kooky little cat so Alex at this point has pivoted and he's not gonna talk about the memo really anymore at all But he wanted to get that in there at the beginning To lay the groundwork and now he's gonna get into this clip from MSNBC Where this guy on I can't remember who it is just some pundit Is making some commentary that Alex does not care for now. Okay, I'll play this video and audio for TV viewers This is on it for worse.com. We'll see it next day MSNBC calls revolutionist Trump and five-limit release people need to take to the streets So again, they think they can frustrate our election. I think it's time for the country break down the borders bring in the world This is just like in Europe. This is a takeover. They're pissed. We woke up. They are so pissed

They've been raking a sleeping giant for so long while we were asleep and now we're away. You're mixing metaphors This is We've got a dozen instances of clearly the Russians including this election with top Trump officials to have already been convicted We have To have already been convicted Really, who's they convicted? They just want up each other and we have clear collusion with Martians It's Hillary about the Russians again. You can stop to start this. It's all lies

But again, they sit there look at him like he's this darling He's about to take a big crap with the punch pole in America's recovery. They all look at him and egg him on So Alex is unfortunately kind of right just out of the gate this guy misspoke Yeah, there's like multiple people have been indicted and one played guilty and Guilty with the gates guy. Yeah, you're talking about I don't think he's formally pled guilty. Yeah, I'm not sure I'm not following my guilty. No, he didn't he's fighting. No, not man for it. It's the it's Flynn and Papadopoulos, I didn't know that Papadopoulos had played guilty Oh, yeah, if he did then that is those count as convictions, right to some extent, right?

You were indicted and then you play guilty. It's you're a convicted felon now granted convictions You want to be like there was a fight and then they you got got but no, they just made it but at the end of the day They are both convicted felons who are no longer able to vote. Yeah, so that guy is technically correct But Alex is playing semantic games. Yeah, and unfortunately he gets to make a little bit of hay on that because you know They didn't have full trials or anything like that You know his audience will certainly go along with that like this is just a fucking lie CNN It's not even CNN. It's MSNBC is lying. But yeah, I guess I mean I've talked myself into he's not right. They are convictions Yeah, they're convictions. Yeah. Yeah. Well, and it's not like Manafort is gonna get out of this one

No, no, I'm not the Duke boys. No, and then there are those indications and like I guess it hasn't gone through yet But it looks like that gates is probably going to plead guilty. Yeah, so that would make three You should absolutely do that. Yeah, and then who knows what's gonna happen with that? Hope Hicks situation Probably gonna be guilty a lot of palace intrigue What are these? What are these idiots doing? Yeah, how do we even get this? I don't know man. It's wild It is it is fun to know that this is the government we deserve This is what America has come into it. Like look idiots. Here you go idiots run the asylum now and we're all like Fuck they're they're not good at this. Well, you know, you know, what's what's super telling to me is that like, you know

The Fox news is pretty much on board with Trump for the most part, but it's a ratings thing for that Yeah, if it wasn't except for Shep Smith who has become a heroic for being like Hold on. Here's what reality is. Yeah. Well, like but you know what I'm saying is that like if it wasn't ratings Advantages for them. They wouldn't be on that that side. That wouldn't be probably where they'd go I don't know their ratings have gone down. I think the purest version of Support for this crumbly administration is Alex Jones. Yeah, and when you look behind denial And when you look at it like that, he's a guy who's perfectly happy to get wasted and record a 20-minute video And be like put it out. This is great

Yeah, so that should tell you something. Yeah, the guy who's running distraction for you is wasted and doesn't hide in the cup It's a tragic state of affairs if that's your propaganda wing I mean your your chief of staff got drunk and shouted at the New Yorker without Paying attention to whether or not he was on record like of course Sure, so everybody's shit-faced in this administration and they have no idea what they're doing and it's a Comedy But one that's gonna get us all killed. It's unfortunate. Yeah, well if you gotta go some way might as well be comical might as well Be hilarious. So in this next clip Alex gets back to the clip and again, I guess you're right

It's not a lie. The two have been convicted, but be that as it may that that was gonna be the one thing I gave him credit for Gotta take that away. Yeah, goodbye Trump is clearly owned by Putin even though the fake investigation by the Hillary people we have the room text My here's the minute stage has come up dry So at this point Alex is getting into a bit of a mafia impression is Christopher walking back No, he's not. Oh, that's not. No, he's getting into a little bit of a mafia impression But track this impression pretty clearly because he can't he can't keep a hold of it. No, it

It's a slippery impression Just in the elders is that you Clearly the Russians including this election with top competition to have already been convicted. We have yeah, that's not true A guy president who clearly is owned by clearly Clearly this man is not full of crap. You just say clearly literally literally possible to come out his ass You know literally You give me some money you win the lottery. Yeah, yeah, give me a million dollars and Nigerian stocks. Okay I got an ice cream truck kids get the back of that puppies. I'm gonna literally take it down still going to

We got clowns. We got giraffes We got monkeys So he starts over but that was the moment his mafia impression just slid squarely into it the clown But I don't yeah, I don't I don't get it. He's he's fucking wasted perfect When he when he started doing that about halfway through he was like hold on Cut it right here. Put it on the internet. This is fucking gold right right and then in spite of his greatness He raised the bar still further and was like and we got clowns Well, he had to pivot too from the mafia thing

To it the clown by way of making reference to the Nigerian scam. Yeah, he got tricked by that It has to be at this point. He's so obsessed with it. It has to be It has to be about himself. Of course. I everything is about himself I think that there's no other way to look at it like I lost my shirt to these Nigerian scammers They said the president ungebungo was gonna come visit or whatever the fuck he said did he

New new pitch. Okay, was he Turned by the Nigerian scammers you think that's what made him go crazy now. He is a Nigerian scammer That's whenever so they were the ones who came to him. They were like, okay You're not going to get this Nigerian prince thing. Mm-hmm, but You're a great scammer too game recognized game We're trying to get into the supplement market. You got uh, you got a little piece of this on your way for a long time I've been trying to figure out. It's like, yeah, I like your offer. It's a very good offer. I like you I've been trying to figure out there's various like sort of pivot points if you look through history of alex jones in terms of like

Well, something weird happened here And that might have been one of them, you know, like team trump is one of them at some point He got Nigerian scam in 2013. He started selling supplements. That's clearly another one Right, but I bet if you look back further, he got tricked by the Nigerians At some point that's when he went hard, right? That's why he hates immigrants. Yeah Well, actually, I think he just watched the movie coming to america and he was like, well, that's like being tricked by the Nigerian scammers, right? Yeah, also to the chat room. I know that the clown is named penny wise, but alex always calls him it the clown

In honor of his uh His naming conventions. Oh it the clown. So if you thought that impression was done, you're wrong My legacy This the kids what's going on now is about how we've got a dozen instances of clearly the russians including this election The top trump officials to have already been convicted. We have A guy president who clearly is all about really investigation. Oh, okay. That's good news We basically know our press release has been put out. It's been twisted and mangled that now we'll give this president permission to buy a rosenstein who will now take over this investigation our democracy is on

The rosenstein who's a Clinton operative who it turns out was part of a whole fake Illegal fizer courts. He can't even make sense. What is saving all this is another rosenstein He's our god. We elected him like you don't let it call me. Who's this guy? You didn't get elected trump the russian comes in here. He tells the good american rosenstein He tells the good american call me and you up We're gonna cut the taxes and bring back the jobs and take care of the veterans and the stock market's gonna be up at 2.2 million jobs and I'm loathes on the point that everybody is like shut up russian

rosenstein you're up the FBI and rosenstein there but who's team are we on? Like kim jong-un in old korea. Okay, so let's go back to this guy Okay, wait was he embodying that person? I don't know this character is uh Very difficult to pin down although over the place Although I do know from the literal end of this episode what we will hear I know what the character is because alex jones lays it out there. Of course. He says i'm not alex jones. I'm blank He says that because he's drunk doesn't think that his audience will understand what he's doing right right Yes, yes

So yeah, rod rosenstein is a hillary operative blah blah blah that's sort of nonsense The other thing too is that it's really funny to me that alex jones is talking about all of these like economic benchmarks The trump has achieved and all of it if you look at the graphs are complete continuations of Policies and things that it doesn't matter right, but the other thing is friday night when he recorded this That's when the dow jones took a huge drop two point two or no like six hundred sixty six points Oh, there it is the mark of the beast the symbol It's time to take to the streets. We got our signal So when alex is like talking about the market doing really well, there's good reason to believe that

I mean, it's possible. Who knows what's gonna happen next, but that's a pretty big downturn That was the biggest fall since uh 2008 or whatever it was since brexit Yeah, um, so I don't know all of those arguments sort of fall flat, but point Um, who cares? It's an interesting point. This is this is an important point Uh, I don't care about the stock market. I don't want to hear about the stock market ever It doesn't matter. It doesn't matter. It's not it doesn't change anything The stock market has gone up for for how long in a row has anybody's actual wages gone up Somebody's fucking any well the fucking billionaires. Yeah. Oh the fucking walmart gave people a thousand dollar bonus

That is a fucking trick. You're being tricked walmart workers unite Use the thousand dollars. They gave you form a union and then fucking get real jobs From walmart or like real wages. I don't care. The point is listen. I don't fucking mean anything Calm down at asner. I'm sorry And we need to get off the fucking gold standard. Oh boy. What are we doing? So in this next clip, uh, alex lays out the exact kind of danger that we're in, right? I just don't fucking care about the stock. I I understand that It's just an it's an it's an immensely frustrating thing because whenever he fucking talks about it and uses it as like

Oh, this is proof that we're still doing good. It's just as frustrating to me as whenever they talked about it and said Oh, this is proof. We're doing bad or whatever the fuck it is It's the fact that we're run by goddamn idiots fair enough I don't know what to address in that rant I'm just so I would like to it doesn't mean anything You know what? You know what? I would like to say just to pivot away from your because I I agree with the points that you're making But um, I don't have anything to add

necessarily not fair enough, uh, but the idea that rosinstein is a Hillary operative is really telling Because that indicates that you know At least alex jones and I think a lot of people in this world Believe that everyone who's with trump is a trump operative Right and that that's how everything works that every person who leans democrat is a operative of you know x y or z

Figure like a obama operative. Yeah, there's no independent agents. Everybody is always working under marching orders Exactly, and that means that there's clear divisions and sides and it's like an army So if you have somebody who goes against then they are not operating in their own best interests or Or what they feel like the larger interest is and it's their traitors Treason traitors. So anyway in this next clip we get into the dangers of uh, wasn't rosinstein Appointed by a republican. I believe who's yeah, I think I believe so. I think they I think pretty much everybody with like Mueller is a republican. Yeah, isn't everybody in the government now?

That they hate a republican it seems like it but that's why alex jones is the perfect person to be the Like point man for this propaganda Because he doesn't give a shit about democrats or republicans. Yeah, he kind of actually does But he's able to say any republican. I don't like they're just globalists And all democrats are there's a couple of good republicans. There's no good democrats No, so you can just lump in the republicans. You don't like with the democrats. You're like, yeah, there you go on the same team Anyway, yeah, this next clip is about the danger. Let's do it People need to start taking to the streets. This is a dictator. This is not something that

This is a dictator He was elected despite our fake polls despite giving hillary the questions in the wiki lease despite all the three billion dollars He hadn't dropped out a half a billion small donors Hey I was trying to overthrow him with the made-up rush was the that's elections Okay Whatever he says, it's like aren't you a very loquacious made man Me too, so let's go back a few seconds. Here we go

This is this is how he seems how is he still trying to make this work? This is right around when I was like, this is embarrassing. Yeah, like when I was watching this I was like, holy Shit, like this is something that I would be like I would pay people to not put this out You know I'm talking about like if there's some video be like I'm alex jones I'm making millions of dollars spit in propaganda and what have you someone's secrets this day Like of me rambling doing a terrible mafia impression. I'm like Dude hush money time. See now, that's another reason though that alex is the perfect man is because You can't embarrass him. It's true. You don't win

Well, you put this like when we put this out I think it'll be embarrassing what eventually when he goes to rehab, right? But well, you would hope Yeah, I don't know if he'll ever go to rehab. I think you someone might make him at some point Like we get 81 80 him or whatever that That code is for getting someone incarcerated for being too crazy to live hell if I know Anyway, like I said during that clip that was when I was like the like the way the impression trails out to the like That sort of thing I was like this is this is really unfortunate going well and then in this next clip This is a mic down situation. This is where I was like, holy shit

Oh, are you telling me this is a mic down situation? Here's the situation. Like why are you doing that fucking voice? It's awful. It's pretty bad, but he thinks it's great Of course And so like like I said, I up to this point I was pretty sure he was drunk because I wasn't really paying attention to the table and seeing that that glass on it or anything Clip number one. I was sure he was drunk. I I had a hunch, but it could just be I'm tired or something like that And then in this next this is where I was like, oh this guy's fucking hammered. Okay Streets, this is a dictator. This is not something to analyze anymore

This is a dictator and they were all convicted the courts found they were russians The courts already they're all convicted It didn't happen with that. I think uh, you know, this can be seen viewers that don't understand. So, uh, uh Hey, let me go back to uh, that's a duck. We've got money on pcp. Here we go Oh This is frightening stuff if you are american if you're if you're somebody who's eight years old If you're an american the very msnbc said about a state of the union How dare you talk about family and churches and god? That's bygone. That isn't here anymore

We gotta take you make you all alone. We gotta run your life Through america globalism no american flags. Hey, uh, oh america first is bad. Oh, by the way, we're trying to save america Okay. Oh god, this guy wants to hurt america. I mean what a load of shit I mean, I've never heard such shit in my fucking life. Okay, this cock sucker It's wound up with this shit to go on here and spew this fucking filth in us We're all we're trying to have a fucking life you piece of shit. Fuck you God damn piece of shit. God. I've never seen you fucking nice. Excuse me. Excuse me. I love it. Holy shit I think you in that clip you get a glimpse of like the real alex jones like he's an angry angry dude

I see myself as what I see first off You're a little more eloquent than that like this fucking cock sucker piece of shit Is he still trying to do the exit at the same time or is that how he squares? I think it's still in character But at the same time that's fucking that that's the real anger You know, I think to some extent by the excuse me at the end because he realizes Oh, whoops. Nope. Yeah, the christians aren't gonna like that. Uh, now they don't care, but not that they care Yeah, I was gonna say uh, so anyway, the president

Pays porn stars to fuck who cares who gives the shit. No to be fair. He didn't pay her to fuck Don't don't put her in that. Uh, I mean not that sex work is anything wrong But no, she was very clear in her statement that she wasn't being paid to have sex with him the that was like It was the hush money. Yeah, the point the point that I'm making though is the uh Christian point of view would not be fine with any of that. No, no, no regardless And when alex wants to talk about like the erosion of values and stuff like that look no further You know what I'm saying like think about that think about how he talks about how the patriot the globalists want to erode The family and religion and all that stuff. Look at what he's doing

Look at what look at what his guy is doing the globalist. You know how evil the globalists are they want you to have I don't know like three wives, you know, they want you to have multiple children from different parents It's like and they want you to get divorced multiple times. Let me tell you something about interest. You charge it That's the shit. Okay. Uh, the other thing globalists are trying to destroy is uh, you know family values Maintaining a kind of uh, uh, faithfulness to your spouse globalists hate that so that you definitely don't want that in your president Uh, they want uh, uh fairness in business They want to make sure that everybody's treated properly. You don't want a president who doesn't give people fairness in business They want people to be on the up and up. They don't want anybody to lie to you. They definitely hate that

They don't want that in the president They want somebody who cares about them and their issues definitely not somebody who breaks the fucking first rule of Jesus Follow me and the fucking it's easier for a rich man to get through the fucking eye of a needle And anyways my point being Trump is the christian president. Mm-hmm. He's the one from the top do that again But in a mafia voice. All right. All right. So this fucking guy I like how he also has a weird stereotypical jewish accent that shows up like oh, no, it's gonna slide into that I was gonna say he starts out made man and then all of a sudden it's like that comes into play That comes into play. Okay. He's too drunk to keep his impressions straight

There's no doubt about that. But in this next clip he talks about the economic stuff and again It's just funny to think about are we in upper class brooklyn? With a jewish family. Hold on. Hold on. Uh, so this he talks about the economic stuff that trump is so great about Again, it's just funny to recognize that this is being recorded on the literal day that the stock market crashed hardest it has in years Frightening stuff if you are american if you're if you're somebody who's eight years old And sitting at home and you've watched the greatness of this country You should be terrified and if you're a 12 year old and the future is in front of you. This is terrified

This is not he's terrifying the stock market coming back in two million two million plus jobs and thousands of companies and apple coming back You're the fastest wrote the small businesses ever and doubling the amount of People taking care of the veterans and all people having a future in the border It's just frightening. We were running this country into a fucking hole That blue Again there at the end is is where it's like this is sad Yeah, this is this you remember that video that went around of david hasselhoff trying to eat that cheeseburger. Yes Yes, I recall this is the propaganda version of that to me

This is where alex jones' daughter should show him this video and be like you need help You need fucking help. You're a major public figure. You can't do this stuff This is this underlies and and hurts your credibility. Well, it would In another word dad somehow it doesn't this is why you weren't up for the baywatch remake dad alex They were never going to put you up because you're too shit faced on air. Absolutely. Yeah, you need to lose 40 pounds too Yeah, man Just take more super mail. That's how you do it. That's how you do it That's how you lose weight

That's how hasselhoff got the job in the first place. No doubt about that proto male vitality is what they called it back then Um, so in this next clip alex jones, uh, I didn't cut out anything This is more or less just segments of the the 20 minutes all because he's I like to you know I like to give you a full picture of what's going on, but in the in this We're not taking anything out of context. He pivots from this economic nonsense into screaming about his perceived victim hood The allies and pundit people this is a we need a revolution at this point and i'm not doing tv here and i'm like well now it's the dollar It's a revolution We need a revolution there. You're getting one you son of a bitch

We need people in the streets like our empty for funded by truth sorrows They go out and point guns at reporters and beat people up We need to terminate them and censor them on the internet more because they don't want to be in the op control And we got these big sets in mcbc. We stand up here. We try to Is this uh impression starting to sound familiar? Uh, how loblin? Nope. Nope. Okay They take the file of a country, but they won't do it Great cacaucian What are we gonna do? I mean look here all these articles youtube takes any conspiracies and propaganda

Wall Street Journal says they're gonna ban it for us next week. They say we're with the kremlin kremlin no proof Real real quick. This is bernie. He switched into bernie now. Yeah with no announcement No change. He's just doing bernie. He's gonna do bernie for the rest of the episode But why did he do bernie unclear where did bernie come from unclear? All right, but at the same time that uh, You know, there's no proof of connection with the kremlin Well, you did say on your show that you have been in contact with russian intelligence before so there's that But also he's misrepresenting this wall street journal article They're not saying they're going to censor info wars or take them down

What they are suggesting is and i'm not sure i actually 100 agree with this as a format But what they're talking about is on youtube having suggested videos for things like alex jones that link to more credible content That explains what he's lying about So you can watch alex jones's video, but on the sidebar there would be like What this is really about that sort of thing. Yeah, I don't know if that's effective, but it's not censorship It's more like people actually trying to take a proactive stance against your bullshit Right like fact checking isn't silencing free speech. It's just letting people know this person is fucking lying to you Right, so and that's that's i've read these articles and that's what they're talking about. There's no like next week info wars is dead

Well There's nothing to do with the argument is nothing to do with free speech or the first amendment or anything like that The argument is why aren't you letting me live in the world? I want to live in right right? Why aren't and it's so there i've tricked people into believing my shit for this long Why are you getting in the way of that right or or if you're one of the people if you are one of the alex jones listeners You don't want a video coming up that says what you believe is wrong Right chances are that wouldn't be effective. It would only do the opposite and that's why i'm not certain It would just make people angry while they're watching out while they're watching alex jones talk

They're getting a what they would think is a Literal example of why alex jones is right right on the side and you just have like these fact checking sites and fact checking videos And stuff like that whatever that is become the new victim Yeah, or the new bad guy not victim As an alex jones's head they're always it's the it's the same thing with like them trying to take on snopes and politifact Right and stuff like that and being like they're fucking evil They're funded by sorrows and stuff like that when it's like all you're mad about is that they actually document the things that you're lying about That's all that's going on there

Although then we could get a a nice comedy moment on alex jones's show is whenever he's like Okay, if you're watching this in full screen on youtube drink it down See this video over here to the right of me that thing's bullshit. All right, fucking piece of full screen again full screen again Fucking piece of these fucking liars over here. I don't even Insert n-miss in bc or whatever the fucking is over there Although you fucking pieces of shit although it does introduce a possibility for us to get a job If someone needs to make those videos Hmm

Anyway, or if somebody would just like two dedicated trolls to Put videos right next to his on a uh suggested video for thing for youtube. I gotta figure out. Yeah, that's true. Anyway Shut up those americans. Oh, hold on to your tinfoil hat alex jones youtube's coming for you YouTube announces they're gonna censor us and shut us down That is proof that we were right. No, hold on your tinfoil hat Will be silenced you because the new american way to fight the dictatorship is to stop the tax cuts Stop the jobs coming back stop taking care of the veterans stop securing the border That's how you do and you shut the free speech down. That's how you fight the dictator

We're getting into Lenny from a bison man. He's bet with the established when he's gonna be in america So again, he's just this is nonsense. Yeah, this doesn't make any sense. It's all perceived victim hood In this next clip alex is like legitimately lost the character doesn't make sense anymore We started. Oh, you are giving him a lot of credit. Well fair with the anymore Yeah, he started in a mafia thing switched to penny wise at the clown and then went to bernie went to bernie It's almost instinctively went to bernie. Yeah almost like he has some sort of uh Vested interest in mocking people who sound jewish. Uh, but anyway, here's this next clip that he's completely lost in the character That's not true

But we're losing on the networks inside that are running the scams your money's gonna get cut off the saudi money You gotta go in there and say we're gonna kill him on tv That'll make our people feel like we're still in charge because he's almost beat us america almost beat us the chinese money's about to dry up But we can't fill it And the takeover hotlit was almost getting killed too They already took over him as this is image it's in the news the washington post just reported every major university's Communist chinese funded now They're almost they got off the saudi money and the soros money and they're that close to cutting off all our money

And you go bully the americans and you shut them Okay You tell them they're russians and you punch them in the fucking face and you tell them You don't take care of fucking parents and you don't give fucking tax cuts you goddamn fucking comic While we promote socialism and bernie sand is Listen, you fucking americans. That's your fucking mouth. You ain't getting your fucking country back Google twitter bezos is gonna beat you We'll beat you fucking americans. I fucking like her the intelligence chief. He says we're gonna be americans

So what do you got beef This is actually a new college course that i'm teaching i'm doing an adjunct professorship at the u of uh, u of i-c um, and It is just oh, I wish I hadn't said that. Uh, u of i champagne. Um It is just Relistening to that clip over and over and over again And if by the end of the course you can figure out how his brain went from a to Point alpha numeric over there if you if you then you get an a if you just or I mean, it would be a

Stupendous exercise for a college course in exegesis Yeah, trying to figure out from the text it would be more riddling than like decoding the dead sea scrolls Yeah, yeah, that's easy like what in the fuck? Oh, that's easy on the page. That sounds terrible At least with his impression you're like we can laugh at it but on the page boy started going from one place to that I almost wanted to put up like on the wall like pictures of his idea and tie string from what like a serial killer Yeah, uh, like a journalist going after a serial killer just being like how did we get from here to here? What is going on here? How is this connected to and why is he sounding like the bulldog from all dogs go to heaven spoiler alert?

None of it makes sense and none of it's real. Um, so neither is the bulldog from all dogs go to heaven Don't say that. How dare you? So, um, do you know what he's talking about there with the chinese? No, the answer is no A little while back the story came out. I believe it was in politico About these things called Confucius institutes that have been started to be popping up in Confucius Institutes, right? Yeah, uh, there's a number of them that have I think it's like a hundred universities in the united states currently have Confucius Institute at them

And uh, they are actually a little bit of a murky territory and that they are Bodies that are sanctioned on campuses and what they do is they help with teaching about chinese culture and Language lessons, uh, which is a great service to a lot of universities that don't have the resources For those sorts of classes particularly the language stuff does all the funding eventually shade back into a place where They could influence people's opinions on china a little bit That's that's what kind of gets murky about it. Yeah, that's not great The Confucius institutes are tied to like a propaganda wing of the chinese government Of course and they teach that taiwan is a part of china. That's not great. They teach the tibet is

Problematic things there. Yeah. Yeah, I don't I don't know how I feel about that I don't feel great about it either, but they're not like funding the university It's that these universities have allowed them to operate as a little piece of the university It's not like they've taken over the university or that communist chinese or even funding the university Is that there are these cultural centers that are all connected, which again, yeah, I I think I'm gonna go with a problem. I'm gonna go with my issue has nothing to do with the Government that is funding it. Yeah, or where it came from it is It is just like if you are reading a blog or something like that

You should have sponsored content clearly labeled right if it's sponsored content. So if you're getting a Uh, you know chinese language course, that's awesome But there should also be sponsored content from people who want to make sure you only know their picture of china Right like that kind of a thing and even as innocuous as just teaching language may seem there are opportunities for you to infuse Oh, absolutely. Um a biased slant Even through that even through something as simple as that taiwan has always been a part of china now repeat that back in mandarin Right, right there. There are there are subtle things that can be done And like I said, I think I think that that's something that probably merits a much larger conversation

But it's not what alex jones is presenting it as that all of the universities are funded by the communist chinese Well, that's true. That's not true at all And uh, most of the big, you know, major universities don't have these on them They're kind of smaller colleges. They're a bit embarrassing. Well, it's like I think the one the only big universities that I remember In this article specifically referenced or like, uh, unc university of iowa George washington in st. Louis Uh, so there's there aren't like there aren't a ton. I think it's mostly in smaller state schools and smaller because

Famously, george washington hated the chinese. Well, but okay, I get you you're doing but also, uh, thanks, right There's a moving on there's a lot of accepted like the These centers wouldn't serve any purpose to larger schools because they already have chinese culture departments And they already have chinese language right things whereas smaller schools would gain a benefit out of being able to offer those courses Uh, whereas the the sort of stick that's attached to the carrot or advertise that they offer those courses Right, right. Yeah. Yeah, and then the stick attached to the carrot is that you get hit with is the chinese propaganda And so right because of that i'm against it, but I kind of understand why it exists I think we need to have another if it were a not profit if it was a

independent, uh Source of funding going around saying here. We need more people to teach chinese language and culture. Uh-huh awesome. That's great if it is a gerbils One why is he teaching chinese propaganda? That's weird. Is he still alive? Sure. That's a larger question. I don't think he is three That's bad Yeah, and it's bad at any time you teach propaganda quite frankly

I'll say that i'll go out in a limb and say that all right and seeing as that's sort of the point of our podcast I can't in good conscience be in favor of these confucius institutes, but I see the bigger picture of them and I know that it's not Really for me to decide whether they're good or bad. I don't have enough information But I do think that people should be talking about it and I think that Sponsored content. Yeah, and like I said it a lot of this is just recently come out in terms of reporting on it in politico And I think that the conversation will grow over time As more information is found out about these places

But alex jones's take on it is fucking stupid, but his next take is even worse Democratic and republican presidents Who's just as mad as you are? I mean you And this former And then she validates We need fucking take over the fucking stop them go in the street stop throw stop it She's like Sold out the foreign countries that were this close to bankrupting us forever in capturing america

But yes, what fuckers? Just like on besbark said god loves children drunks in the united states of america fucks Yeah, you fucks I was gonna say I don't think that's the quote it is until he said you fucks The rest of it is right. Also, it's it's kind of a tell whenever you're like god loves american Americans children's and drunks you fucks. That's kind of like you're two of those you're yeah, and you're acting like the third You're more than enough of those to be happy. Um, so uh, this this mentality Anytime somebody pulls like a famous quote to justify their ignorance. That's not a good sign

No, um, but the the thing I want to talk about more is the this idea that what he's saying is these msnbc People who are saying things that he doesn't like or that he disagrees with are the fucking enemy these fucking piles of shit Because we only have to go back about a week To this time article this article at a time a man calling cnn fake news has been arrested after allegedly threatening to kill the network's employees A michigan man has been arrested for allegedly threatening to carry out a mass shooting at cnn's atlanta headquarters In a series of hostile phone calls earlier this month The man threatened cnn operators 20 in 22 separate phone calls on january 9th and 10th in which he allegedly called the network fake news And threatened cnn employees with violence atlanta cbs affiliate w gcl tv reported

Quote i'm coming to gun you all down he reportedly said quote i'm smarter than you more powerful than you I have more guns than you more manpower your caste is about to get gunned down in a matter of hours I'm coming to georgia right now to the cnn headquarters to fucking gun every single last one of you So he got arrested. Yep Um, and you know, I'm just thinking there's a there's a bigger there's a bigger famous quotes That could be improved by adding you fucks at the end of it. Okay Ask not what your country can do for you ik benign berliner you fucks Look, I I understand but tear down this wall you fucks

I I'm not a crook you fucks That would just do presidential quotes though. We could go we could go all over the place Frankly my dear, I don't give a damn you fucks Ah, you just put your lips together and blow you fucks fuck her up and blow Um, so but do you understand what i'm saying like quite frankly, I mean It's one thing to be concerned with Um, the state of the media and to be like everyone needs to do a better job, which I think we both agree with

Yeah, wholeheartedly Um, but it's another thing to be like these people are the fucking enemy Because even as much as we hate alex jones in this show that we've been doing for a year We're not saying he's the enemy. We're saying this is a major problem. Right the no one should fucking hurt him No, maybe you scream about it, but well, I that's in character physical That's politically you are very you are very politically you are very smart to say this for me, right? You know like that that mentality leads to stuff like that guy going to shoot up cnn or or aspiring to I mean alex alex exemplifies the enemy and that is not

Uh, that is not a person. It is the brain disease. Yeah, that is what we that's what we're really Railing again it railing against is the people who take advantage of this Uh, uh flaw in the human Minds processing. Yeah, that's what really we're going against and we'd like to Like there should be a bug patch for humans Just to just download a patch just update humans processing system to get them past all of this shitty viral software Yeah, like that's really what's like everybody everybody we're talking about just has too many pop-ups on their browser all the time Yeah, somewhat and they think they're real. Yeah, or they yeah, they click on weird side ads or yeah

Yeah, they're using netscape navigator. Yeah, exactly need to fucking bump it up to mozilla or whatever I don't know why I don't know why everything is going so slow. Yeah, that's a fair point Yeah, I think I think you're probably right, but at the same time like I would never call Alex jones's listeners or alex the enemy because That brain virus that we're describing and talking about and even in the case of alex. I think he's too far gone Uh, quite frank personally. Yeah himself, but anyone who believes the stuff he believes if they just read Stuff they have the potential to get over it Well, there like studies have been done over and over again that people are much more malleable than we think

Yeah, and the idea that like oh no, you're trapped in this you believe this stuff. You're stuck there No, people can change If they are motivated to or care they can change quite easily right and I believe I believe that and that is why Even if these people are fucking like alex is fucking stupid and he is advocating for stupidity. I still Don't harbor like you're the enemy. It's like you need to work harder. That's what I would say You need to look more into the things you believe right because they're fucking dumb They're fucking dumb And maybe some of this is me projecting how much research I've been doing for end game

Like just the easily pick a partable narratives about like why he believes there's a new world order to begin with Yeah, like that sort of stuff is even stupid anybody read who actually reads the documents that he sites wouldn't believe him Yeah, but then at the at the same time I also think that what we're fighting With alex is not

Just his his propensity for stupidity so much as it is his brain operates on A non-linear Pathway. Mm-hmm. So so if you especially when he's drunk. Yeah, oh boy If you followed along with his uh laundry list of things that he doesn't like laundry list of people who are fucks Really, he's just laundry list. Yeah If you follow along with that you see that what is really going on is if you were to go up to him with all of this Look into this further. Here's another reference for you. He's just going to bounce on to the next one, right? And then you say, okay. Well sweet. I'm prepared for this. Here's the look into this. He's going to bounce on to the next one

He's not capable of focusing on anything long enough to get to that point and he knows so he's like a perfect storm of dumb enough to be sucked into the virus and Mentally incapable of focusing long enough to break himself out of it I think that mentally incapable of focusing is kind of intentional because I think on some level he knows that his evidence is flimsy and the tactic of jumping around from one topic to the next Is his way of never really having to stand behind one of them Because if he did believe like let's say oklahoma city was really legitimately faked

Yeah, he could dedicate his entire life to proving that if he believes he has proof Then that would be major That would be very big And if he would do that instead of jumping around to x y z A b c d e f g fucking nonsense distraction narratives, right? If he were to do that then that would achieve the goal he sets out to do You know what i'm saying? So like the the distraction the jumping around from thread to thread to thread is his way of never having to come to

Jesus to a certain extent and recognize the fact that the things that he's saying he knows they aren't real Yeah, I mean at the at the same time though. I think It's a question of pathology versus responsibility Like like to me. I don't feel like he is capable of that because of a pathology Because it is a oh, he's fucked up because it's a disease Like it and it's not like alcoholism in it is like alcohol It is like well alcoholism plays a part of his disease Certainly, but it is it is more with the way that his brain actually functions because when you say, you know

You could dedicate your whole life to proving that the okc thing was he would say to you I've already done it right. So why would I dedicate my whole life to it? I've got other things to also prove Well like so to him the work is done It wasn't even hard It wasn't even a hard to look into this and disprove you just assert it exactly Yeah, anyway, we could go off on this for a long time and let's let's put a pin in this and move on Okay, because the next four clips that I have I have no idea what's going on in them

All right, they just have various titles that I'm like, I guess this is what he's talking about This next clip is called democrats or big ol criminals And he said, you know, where's the d&i? I mean, where did the head of the ci come down on this? Where did the head where where did the d&i come down this? Where did the president's national where did any of you stand on the release of classified information to be used? Classified info it's kind of like they said wiki leaks is bad, but they ignore all the crimes that commit Classified it's them going to get their fake warrants that they denied they did and proving perjury. That's all But now some of the left is so concerned about national security as a fetish for the ci and the fbi

Oh, she's like, is there an fbi wiener out there? So again, that's a very serious question though, dan. Is there an fbi wiener? Is there an fbi wiener out there? I don't know, but I think that's probably a fairly misogynistic way for him to end this I would probably say so if they're an fbi wiener I can suck because I'm a girl on tv and I don't have any fucking credentials to be here way That's kind of what he's getting at. That was a great bernie sanders impression. Thank you. Thank you um You know, I don't know. I think that the

msnbc anchor probably had a pretty decent point that all of these people who are railing on abuses of isa court They still all voted for 702 to be uh, re uh repast A little while ago. Oh, like this is all such nonsense. It's all and and alex jones is fucking around with uh with um pronoun reference, right? He's like wiki leaks. They ignore it, but they ignore all the crimes They committed it's like alex you might want to tighten that up Yeah, you might want to tighten that one up because what you're trying to say is the crimes that were in the emails But what you actually said is people ignore the crimes wiki leaks has committed Yeah, which is an interesting much more interesting conversation. Well, the yeah, because that's a good point

Right, that's a like that beyond all of the dumb shit that he said which was staggering Right even in such a short period of time. There are a couple of very good points there in so far as the fisa court Uh, so much as you want to say like, oh, well, they had to go to it every 90 days and present new information That would justify that at the same time part of what snowden released Proved that the fisa court is essentially a rubber stamp court. Yeah, like they've only turned down like three Uh, whenever snowden released the information They'd only turned down like three out of the thousands upon thousands of warrants that they had asked for So that's a good point. I would respect that. I don't think that the fisa court is a reasonable facsimile of justice

Hey, when you when you're saying that you're um, you need to be very careful because just the idea that they turned down Three out of a thousand or whatever doesn't mean that the other 997 let's say just for instance Weren't cases where it was legitimate the idea of it being a rubber stamp court is a perception that you can have But that doesn't mean you have no idea what those other cases were in neither does alex that is that is a That's a fair point all of those cases that did get stamped Could or did like the warrants got issued could have been things where they were very merited and the evidence was there Right, but then you look into some of the the cases that were rubber stamped

Which you can do now that's like what release that document and you find that that's not the case A lot of those fisa warrants a lot of those fisa fisa warrants came after uh, the fbi Legitimately set up in trapment cases. Okay, they constantly came up to people and they saw somebody who they felt might be Uh, a candidate for radicalization Then they radicalized them and then they listened in on their conversations And then they tried to roll them up them. Yeah, they were just trying to use trying to use them to get to someone higher Right, there's pretty fucked up, but it wasn't even that there was somebody higher They were just trying to make

Collars like that's what they were trying to do They were trying to show that the terrorism enforcement was working But since they weren't actually catching terrorists they created terrorists to catch I'm going to say that first of all I disagree with that as a thing that the people the fbi does I disagree with that whole heartedly, but if I were someone who was trying to figure out how to penetrate Higher networks. I don't know what other strategy I would use. You know what I'm saying? I'm not saying it's right and I'm against it, but at the same time I understand the thinking that leads to it right, you know what I mean the the

I I get what you're saying I get what you're trying to say there and I think you are misunderstanding what it was they are doing as opposed to Like the idea that you have of Hey, what you do is you find somebody low level No, no, no, even someone who isn't inclined to be a terrorist you turn them into a terrorist And then they uh end up communicating with someone who is more legitimate right right now. That's that is a Bad tactic. Uh, it's a very unreliable one and you're not going to get good information out of that But I that's far that's far less evil than what they were doing, which was

Closing the loop like the higher up that this guy was going to talk to Was also an fbi agent. Yeah, like they were just entrapping them like legitimately Committing crimes to make it look like they were catching people committing crimes And that's what a lot of it not a lot of but that's what Some of the FISA warrants were about So many of those FISA warrants have been just Oh, you guys want to spy on somebody? Sweet. We can do that for you Like it's a it's a very trouble problematic

Troublematic problematic a program there. So I agree with that I think it's a little murkier than that. I think that there are probably like i'm not sitting here saying like let's trust authority Impressively or anything like that, but I think I think the picture is a little more complicated than Then your position and alex's position by no means am I trying to say that it is uncomplicated? Right. My my point though is I would rather we were on a healthy Healthy suspicion of secretive tribunal courts that can justify A warrantless spy. I agree. I think your version is much more healthy as skepticism than alex's right Well, and I also I also kind of agree with him as far as democrats having a fetish for the fbi and the cia now

Like we should not be on their team. They're bad people They are I'm not trying to say that we're I'm not trying to be like we should undermine faith in our public system I'm saying that our public system did the work for us. The groundwork has already been laid Right, and it's not going to and it's not going to be this is the episode where jordan and alex come together I'm just I'm just saying that there's a point there. No, there is there is there is absolutely But the answer I'm just mad the fbi murdered fred hampton. Okay. I'm not going to trust moeller Because he probably helped murder fred hampton. I don't know. He's probably there. I don't know if you can prove that

I bet he was there, but look I I agree with you. There are tremendous abuses that have been Carried out by the intelligence community in the past But I believe that the answer to that is some sort of oversight Some sort of reform within the process as opposed to outright distrust and outright demonization of the people who Uh, look just because you have the examples and i'm not saying it's just one there are many but like fred hampton's murder That that doesn't mean that there isn't other a very important work that's done by people within those organizations, right? So like

I don't know. I think reform. I think Civilian oversight to some extent is merited which the FISA court is not Well, but there could be a way some of that could be implemented, but I don't know how you I I agree That's that's all a good. That's all a good solution based Uh, I think that's your point. I agree That is where you and I agree uh I'm guessing alex's point of view on how to solve those abuses is not the same. No, he wants uh, give all the power to trump

Oh, i'm getting from the chat room that uh, robert muhler was in vietnam when uh, fred hampton got murdered Yeah, sounds like he did it then he had he has a false flag. That was the whole point of vietnam He has a alibi it looks like But also uh, speaking of false flags alex and jerome coursey Have been going buck wild on that uh, that train that amtrak collision being a false flag You know what how is it how is it that you can? That's an interesting thing to me why because muhler has to know that vietnam lasted

How many years longer just because nixon wanted to win re-election right like you can't be You can't be the fbi director and not know that right So he lost many years of his life to vietnam and yet is still a republican on down the road That's odd to me. Yeah, I don't know. I don't want to unpack it. Let's get I want to I want to get to the bottom Muller, I don't want now. I'm interested. Let's get to this next clip. I wonder if he's got any juicy text messages Probably this clip is just labeled drunk rambling nonsense Look at this soft idiot with an IQ of about 70 you think he'll take care of the country in the future or this stuff So this is the best the enemy can get because these sacks of just absolutely traitorous garbage

They're losing it. I know it I want to know what the people of this country are going to do before our rozenstein was fired We can't take this sitting down We can't take this sitting down Rosenstein worked for hillary set this whole scam up and paid for the fake dossier And then we're trying to overthrow the president here And uh, they're trying to say no He just put a memo out. He didn't fire him. But we can't stand for this because we got president rozenstein

Rosenstein He'll take care of it for us. Yeah Yeah Yeah, president rozenstein. Yeah, what was he trying to say? Yeah, he's trying to say yeah I don't know. What was it? President rozenstein he believes he it goes back to that stupid praetorian guard kind of thing He was saying about muller a couple months back where he's like, he's he's the shadow president. Yeah. All this worship him. Yeah, I'm sure um

I don't know man I I think that as more and more information comes out The memo itself looks kind of embarrassing because The the investigation doesn't seem to be predicated on the steele dossier at all It seems like there were other things that triggered it So even from these avi things that carter page had said in public Yeah, from my reading of it George Papadopoulos the the those sorts of things seem like they might have had more to do with the beginnings of it and then

The steele dossier got involved. I'm not entirely sure though. I think a lot of this will play out in coming months The thing about it is that from my reading Uh, it seems as though even with what they even with what's been called like them Redacting or you know cutting out a lot of omitting a lot of information that would have provided more context It still seems like it justifies them spying on trump's campaign pretty solidly. What do you mean? The memo I mean the memo. Yeah, it goes through a lot of different things and you're like This would only be unreasonable if you already suspected A conspiracy to take down trump. Mm-hmm like this is only this is only post fact conspiracy related

Yes, if you had read this before trump had become president no matter what side you're on you're like Oh, yeah, you should probably investigate that guy. That's probably a good idea But if you're already convinced that trump is under a conspiracy, then yeah, this is this is fine Once the the sort of track has been laid by the alexes of the world and what have you that's uh, yeah It takes on a different shape. Right. Um, so here's another ramble. I don't know what this is about. I have no idea. He's drunk He's winning kids this crazy wacky guy Is winning and he and america's winning too at your end. You're shitting your fucking brushes To this he is already

Not shipped has caught a wedding at the things that protect us. Yeah, he's already cut away at the stranglehold We had america underwater the eyes were rolling back bubbles were coming out We had america bed and then here comes trump and pulled this off Now america's back on the beach caught the water up. Just kicked us in the face google censored more YouTube facebook twitter Shepi's americans down Tell them you don't promote family. You don't promote churches like they must have been seen said yesterday

Fucking take it away. Jesus shut up americans. You don't get shit We fucking run your shit now God almighty rosenstein Save me rosenstein Save me, save me, save me I'll make you rosenstein This is embarrassing That hold on disagree. That was beautiful

It might be the best instance of character work because there was a journey that this fake voice went on That was tremendous. It was um, I mean there is pathos, uh, certainly tremendous. Um I have not seen better acting out of alex I mean frankly, I've seen a lot of professional plays Not as good at acting as that. We'll get to that. That was spectacular We'll get to that anti-family stuff here towards the end of the our uh, our episode but just next live show To say it's nothing next live show. We're just gonna open with a transcript Of this clip a stage reading just the entire thing. We're gonna have some but we're gonna hire a professional

I mean, uh, Daniel D. Lewis retired from movies. We could probably get him. He's not doing anything. He's gettable Oh, he'd be great alex. Um, if if we do do a show in austin's He's gettable. Uh, if we do a show in austin, we should try and get rainbow snatch to come. Oh, shit. Yeah Uh, that'd be great. Yeah. Um, so in this next clip, uh, the title is just alex is too drunk to pay attention I wonder what that means Half of this country from media totally lies at this point 44% of this country doesn't trust the FBI. And guess what? You're from now. This isn't change Guess what? We don't trust the Clinton office. It took over in all the scams. Yeah, we don't trust

Hillary Clinton I mean, like, uh, what we gonna do here bucks, bunny People's in trouble. We keep talking like this. I'm looking for bucks, buddy. This is what's happening to me. I'm not being dramatic What's happening kids another place where he and I agree I wish was a lot of money y'all better than your last, you know, take what I did to you, isn't it? I mean, and this guy's winning this wacky This wacky crazy guy And all the tax cuts and the bonuses and uh, so, you know, the fact

Oh god, don't, don't, this is terrible Oh, he's a poofy-haired guy. He's a poofy-haired guy, I mean Yeah, I've never had any credentials. One, the president's running the first five boogers This is literally like waiting for your dough I would rather watch this than rosencrantz and gildensterner dead I would rather watch this than just about anything for it, frankly I mean, even like I hate because he's playing a nice two-man game He's first and second bananaing it like it's fantastic

I hate I hate to say like people should go watch something alex has done But the the visual of this is actually it does add a bit to it like the video of him being like He's doing like weird faces at the camera and stuff. Of course. He's fucking tanked. What is this? Um, but like Great He's playing the game that he plays a lot that I think is one of his greatest skills and that is the the hinge word game The like the guy says orange. It's orange. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. This wacky guy. He's wacky Right You know, he just finds the word to hinge much like I do with transitions

But alex does it to fill content or fuel rants and it just doesn't work Yeah, speaking of fueling rants dance. See exactly. There it is. Um, so in this next clip alex rants a little bit He's the victim of censorship who fueled it and tifa In this game and we cannot depend on the congress anymore And if if most of the scene is fired there needs to be people in the streets That's right. You can't the congress is not democracy. Okay, you know the anti-fight in the streets Call us kids again. Oh Children takes real nice for you like buried Sanders wife taking over that college. Oh, she knows bad

What voice is that? I think you will see people in the streets They keep saying alex jones lies. We do full page ads say it all with all the president Point guns as reporters in iceland. We say head. They're allowed to not let you Have free space to get they're doing sorrows at people and they're like We're doing not like see we're going over for ourselves. All right. Give it a We're gonna fight that shit. Take it shit. We'll hide That shit. I'm overthrowing

This is embarrassing Like I want to do commentary and I want to talk about what he's talking about but this is just so This is this makes like I didn't realize how playing this would make me super uncomfortable. It is Fantastic, it's fantastic. I love it. It's fantastic. But at the same time. I'm like I don't want to I don't want to kick him when he's down. This is sad Like I have to imagine he woke up saturday morning today when we're recording this I imagine he woke up hungover and was like, fuck. What did I do? Oh 60 000 views. Shit. Uh, uh, oh well. No way. Let's pretend that didn't happen. Here is why this is great

Have you ever read the comic book legion? No, uh, or seen the tv show legion. No, okay. I'm not a dork Fair enough Go ahead the point being in the the reason that it pops to my mind is because uh, if I understand the mythology correctly, uh The legion, uh, that's the demon, right? No, no, no, that's uh, uh professor xavier's son Okay, the x-man charles xavier's son, right? He's the most powerful But players paralyzed from the waist down about that dick xavier fuck's minds Yeah, yeah, that's where jesus came from. Anyways, what hold on

No, so All of his powers though or whatever come from multiple personalities in his brain So anytime he wants to do a thing he has to use the guy who's I get why it's boring But my point is if you got this guy drunk enough to where all of a sudden all of those personalities are just Randomly popping in and out whenever they want to like that's what alex is gone, right? There is no alex No, there's still we're not looking for alex. No, we're looking for whatever part of alex's brain to showing up There still is the anger the anger is still him. They're like that that's still there and that's yeah I think that's the core or

Legion has he been taken over by legion. I don't think so. I think he might have so this next clip He deflects from ideas of uh trump being involved with russia. It's a very legion thing to do That to happen is democrats are going to have to go to the house because Now we bullied everybody real hard in the city now I'm going to teach you all because we haven't heard his real voice in for a while in a while now Tax cut bill is done. Maybe paul rye will be willing to throw trouble in the bus But they just continue to they just won't throw him under the bus for polosi and waters and hillary and All these great people. I mean jesus christ

nobody elected trump america didn't elect him and Look at all the job losses of the stock market down He's a russian agent That's why his master troops on russia supported youth sections of moving heavy weapons. Oh really russians God almighty Nooks and it's like to keep the beds at night. He made nook russia because they want to be warm and night glowing lava You know, it's like if you blew him up with nooks. It's because he wants to give them free energy

Thanks for all uranium through icbms over to russia And that I said i'm at the country on our control now. Okay, let's go back to this guy. I don't care. Here he is Oh boy Has he ever even seen this clip before has he watched it? Yeah, I don't know. He might be watching it for the first time He might yeah. Oh the clip that he's reviewing. Yeah. Yeah, probably. Yeah, I'm sure paul joseph watson wrote the article or something Making some shit up off his dome. This is fantastic. And I don't know. I mean, I don't know if You know, we're amassing icbms with depleted uranium on them to the borders of russia

But if we are that's a scoop now, that's a good idea. No, it's not. Yeah um I don't know man. I I just think he's he's at this point winging it doing some comedy He's trying to get in there with this exaggeration loving it if he if he nooks russia It's just gonna warm the bed see about a bing about a boom. Hey, how's it going? Like this is the most enjoyable bob hope that I've ever seen in my entire life So at that point at the end of that clip, he's like, let's get back to this guy But what he doesn't realize is that the clip ends like two seconds later

So here is because he's never seen the clip before here is that and then alex trying to like desperately trying to figure out Something else to cover while still in character They know By the way, they can say they can have film up to see how they go. I'm a proud shit over There's alex. Well, yeah, and what he's talking about is uh, alex is back guys Filmed after trump called a bunch of countries shithole countries He went on I believe it was probably msnbc I'm not sure exactly might have been cnn

But he went on and said like I am a proud member of a shithole country and everyone else is remember when that was a thing Yeah, remember when people for a brief second were like Is trump racist? That was six years ago. Yeah duh I think he's trying to get back into the voice now. Yeah, but he's never left it He just slipped out for a second Yeah, but I think he's getting defensive about the idea that he told everyone to fuck themselves and fucking shit and call the guy a

Cocksucker, right? I think he's getting defensive about they're like, oh film I can go on tv and say shithole country when quoting the president Yeah, uh, and then he's like everyone's gonna come down on me for cussing No, the youtube platforms in facebook Because here they are It's true. We're gonna shut you down, but it's not sensitive yet You're a russian age, you know

That's right So remember just like in my cnbc said a couple days ago. Don't talk about your family You don't talk about your country. You don't talk about jobs As she said no family no church. You don't She actually said You don't get that no more. Okay, you live alone You do what we say we're not a cult or anything. I'm a good people So let's go back here

He said let's go back here because he's trying to throw back to the cliff But the clip is over and so he has to try and find something else to talk about and here's what here's what he does Of course, it's over. It's like robert deniro doing A rich little doing an impression of robert deniro. It's very bad. It's very bad Infowars.com is racist These people look at this all developing new hillary emails released contains Directions on deleting emails. Oh, this is great american Now we're just playing free association games, but you read this stuff

He's reading just info wars headlines and trying to find one that is attractive to him to cover When he had to go to court mandated therapy, I want those notes. I want those notes. We follow those Oh, I want those notes so bad It's like, you know, we find a big article Michael Moore America must be cleansed of its white people want so right? I agree. That's not racist at all I don't even like at this point. I don't even care about info like info wars reportage It's so bad that I don't even I don't even want to look into what the truth of that article is Who cares? I would love to just be like

No, no, no, no, you're wrong. But also I don't care. First of all, I don't care about Michael Moore I don't care about whatever spin info wars is putting on it. All I care about is How Alex Jones needs fucking help to to reference the most important open mic eagle of our time Open mic eagle lyric of our time It is uh, I looked up what Lena Dunham said and I shouldn't have is how I operate on most people now Yeah, I looked up what Michael Moore said and I shouldn't have most Alex Jones headlines Sometimes they're good opportunities for education, but when he's talking shit about Uh, he's talking shit about Michael Moore. I don't care. No, and especially when it dovetails into white victim hood

Don't care. Uh, but here we go. Let's get to this. This is the last clip and it's long So we might have to pause in the middle if Michael Moore is advocating white genocide though Mm-hmm Hard yes. Oh boy So I don't know. I couldn't find a place to cut this clip. I couldn't figure out a segment or anything like that So we'll we'll pause in the middle. Uh, but here we go This is uh, he starts by talking about a tweet that joe an read joe an read put out I don't care and then he misrepresented quite a bit

I don't want to live in a world where we talk about tweets. This is really more about the impression It's really more about the impression. All right, fine Here is joy read Triggered by trump using the word family. Oh my god. Do you stop these people? We're fighting tyranny and dictatorship You don't get a fucking family and you don't get a fucking church in america. They ain't all out of the first minute Run this country now, okay You get hit the streets stop this kind of stuff his commitments

Family police military the national anthem trump tried to call all those troops in 1950 era Nationalism the goldest speech appeared to be the force of normalization of trouble in terms of a bygone era His supporters and scouting for hell. Yeah Hell yeah, get rid of the family. Hell. Yeah You know, I used to be proud of my family What? I realized it was wasted even be alive on our children Now if my real family's in that should be seen

Bernie Sanders Not a different accent launches back launches back to the uh the bernie Um the tweet that joyan read put out was I believe that she's uh, I mean her point was correct All the all the tropes that uh trump was using in the state of the union speech were very much harkening back to a pre civil rights Era uh and and and a lot of his behavior does All consistently the rhetoric is very yeah, he's a giant fucking white supremacist. Why are we still talking about this? Right, right. So so that that part to me is like yeah, okay But what's fun is that like paul joseph watson wrote this article and alex jones is covering it on this drunk ramble

Fest and it's they're pretending that ah joyan joyan read can't handle the word family That's not really right what it was. Well, I remember I remember reading something about how uh Liberals were triggered that trump said the word america like 85 times and it's like no, we're not triggered The point is this is a dumb thing to do. It's the definition of the forest for the trees that kind of stuff It's like oh, you're you're you're pretending that the complaint is that someone said family Yeah, that's not what the complaint now the complaint isn't saying Oh, hey all of these tropes that he's harkening to are from uh era that is no longer here

There's nothing nothing here anymore. Um, that's not to say Families don't exist anymore. Right and that's the leap that alex jones is making what I am like the thing that I constantly think about uh with all of the Constant like barrage of here's the new trump thing like oh trump called all of these country shitholes That's is that racist obviously it's racist, but we're gonna spend three fucking days on it Like the whole the whole russia investigation like that's not gonna wind up with trump being indicted or put in jail Or even most likely impeached unless we genuinely retake both houses

Of of congress, which hopefully we'll be able to do but the whole problem I have with all of us is that we already have enough He should already be gone. No, it should already be done All of this new news just really fucks me over because it's like it it's like it supersedes the old news That he should already be impeached. No, no, like we shouldn't be fucking talking about any of this We should be all the way back on the emoluments clause which is fucking he's profiting off the presidency You're missing that's against the law. You're missing the greater point and that is what uh This administration has been able to do is a large-scale

Presidential version of what alex does with his narratives You know, there's all this terrible stuff and then it never gets proven and we move on to the next thing Right, there's never a consequence. We just get into the next storyline. We get into the next uh the next thing Right, um, and and so that's that's almost spiritually why they're a perfect match. Yeah, and trump But look, uh, our buddy brian in the chat room. He uh, he's got to go play hockey. So We got to wrap this up. All right. Well brian. I'm sorry. We got to get to the rest of this I'm sorry brian. Hey Yeah, I realize it's not a cult to say you can't have a family

He's got to take a shit Just like everywhere else communism takes over It's going to get a lot better Small point, bernie sanders isn't a communist. He's a socialist It's like a pestling me wouldn't get control. That's actually a large point. Small point in your life You see how bad things are getting under trump Be able to take care of yourselves a bad thing So at this point look into your heart

No, at this point right here where he's like taking care of yourself is a bad thing I had to boost the audio because he's basically whispering. Yeah, there's like a And he's fucking killing it. Yeah, this is his reel. Yeah, this is the sizzle reel This is going into his next audition tape. Are you kidding me? Wait, wait, wait, wait We need to be like this way We're North Korea. You know the truth Bernie Sanders is a sexy man. His wife took over those colleges Puffed it up. Don't we get $10,000 and almost $1,000 in costs?

Because he's Bernie Sanders! Like Michael Moore and Dave Dussard Just like Globless took over Russia in 1917 to kill millions of Christians You've heard this. He's not going to have your church. He's not going to have your family You're not going to have your family We're going to put you in ditches and blow your fucking heads off because it's what makes us feel good We want to feel big because we're better males that are mentally ill and then pregnant We get together Because you lay down and go to sleep we're going to wear them and the truck comes along

All we want to do is make Russia they kill you and your family And you talking, talking about family and God and prosperity. We wanted to moralize you We got you so close where we want you Be so good man like that Why is it that I can't quote them? They're just so many people who care about each other. He's like, oh God Oh look, he's so... Okay, I'm not Alex Jones. I'm Bernie Sanders Look at all my guys. They get sometimes

You have a guy with hair like that. Yeah, I got it. I got it, buddy. You know what's what he wants to do Just let us take over turn your guns in White people your evil my whole voice right And that's it. I love you. Bye bye. No nurses bad man. Bye That's literally how it is. That's literally how it ends. That's how it ends. Oh, you ghost sound. After that He's like, all right Buckley Press upload. Let's get it on. Get it out. Get it out. We can attach first draft first draft last draft

Get it out the door. Any content is gonna move some pills. Let's fucking do this thing. Who cares? All right Now Now that was a tour de force. It was pretty awesome. Can you imagine can you imagine him on a stage? Yeah, uh, like a hell whole brook type situation. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah single like instead of mark plane It's yeah, it's as burning. No, this is why I've got a new plan for us info wars the musical All right That's right. You are holding your spit take in on purpose The only spit take I was trying to look contemplative

It's a look we say what look we get lin-manuel miranda on oh, he's in all right. He's he's obviously in on this Look daniel j. Lewis lin-manuel. Yeah, we get we get him in there. All right We write the best music there's ever been and we close it with alex jones' speech right here He's on his knees soft spotlight just on him. Everybody is fucking crying Bezos because nobody knows what's going on and it's beautiful bernie sanders is a sexy man No, you felt the emotion in his voice He was dying me. He was a man Red that was his death cry

That's his last words right But also the problem that I have with it is like the musical No, I move past that that's unrealistic. I don't think I'll ever neither of us can write uh music or lyrics All right, the issue for me is like I want to come back to like the comedy of it and the character It's too inconsistent because at the end. He's like doing this bernie sanders is great And then at the end he says devin nunez is a good man right which is But it doesn't seem like that's what the character was but as he's a bad man I have no idea. I don't remember either. I thought he said that uh, he's a good man. Let me let me pull this back

I love a lot of gaelic people think it sometimes, but I just love him and love communism You have a guy with hair like that but that can't be so much better. You know what's what he wants to do, so Just let us take a look turn your guns in White people your evil my home was right And that's it. I love you bye bye Nunez was a bad man. Bye. Never mind. Never mind Never mind. He did say he's a bad man. Oh, no take too long to Take too long to scroll it back exactly right

Um, but uh, so I guess I guess his character work is more consistent than I was imagined But but he did some good character work. Fucking shit, man Um, the end result of this is not really any real need to discuss politics as much as it is Alex you need you need to get help and we just drank a bottle of wine while recording this You have a problem. Yeah, and here's what it comes down to the the the recklessness with which he's demonizing people calling media personalities the enemy the fucking shit you fucking cocksucker fucking nonsense fuck fuck shit the bad that that sort of stuff There's consequences to it and and even if we were doing that I would feel bad about it

And we do not have nearly the amount of listeners that Alex does He influences people and the fact that he sees fit to just get really drunk And ramble about nothing in ways that are specifically dangerous to other civilians I don't I don't think I think Alcoholism is not defined by the amount you drink or the regularity that you drink It's the consequences of your drinking And if you look at it through that prism

The times that we've heard Alex drunk on the show there have been many I think they have been legion if you will certainly I think there are very serious Uh consequences that he doesn't have to feel he doesn't feel the consequences of them other people have to feel it and um I think if he had any empathy as a human being he would recognize the damage that he's doing to people Because of his drinking right and I would encourage him to analyze that and go get help because this is pathetic And I would I would like to point a very strong finger at the people who work it in for us who allowed this to go on the internet This is embarrassing and I say that is alex jones' sworn enemy. This is disgusting and embarrassing

This is a disgrace If alex agreed to let them put this up. He's a fucking idiot. Yeah, he must have He must have told them he must have but he probably did it when he was drunk He probably was wasted and said put it up. Yeah. Yeah, but it's like there's no one there to say alex come on man It's like having a boy king though Like that's the issue with info wars is it's like well You're always living at the behest of the whims of a child. Yeah, you know So like in a in a real job you would be fired for putting out garbage like this right at an info wars job

You'd be fired if you said This is embarrassing You'd be murdered. Yeah alex reconsider this. I know you spent 20 minutes rambling and doing a shit impression But you can just cut bait. You don't have to put it out Now we did it. We gotta do it Anyway, uh, this is sad, uh But it is what it is. Anyway, uh alex jones. I hope uh, how long how many minutes in a row? Did he stay in that impression for most of that? Yeah, that was that was pretty commendable. I'll give him that

Most people most people could not stay in a bad character for that long to be fair He didn't he slid through three or four characters. That's At at least he was trying. Yeah. All right. Yeah, we've got to give him credit for that He's way better than many people in any acting class that I've ever not taken. That's fair enough. Yeah Um, so anyway, uh, if you guys want more of the show we're at knowledge fight.com. Uh, yeah, you can follow us on twitter It's at knowledge underscore fight rolls on facebook. We can be found on the itunes The itunes that's correct. Uh, as it said by alex jones doing shittier, uh vocal work. Yep Um, and yeah, you leave a review do the stuff. Um,

Hmm, I don't know Dan. Where do we go from here? Well, usually we uh, you know Call someone uh tell them to fuck themselves generally at the end of the show. You got anybody I guess I would say I mean, I don't think this is a fair one to To do but I would say alex's mafia guy Whoever that guy is I was going to say alex's jocelyn and elders but that wasn't on this episode. It wasn't it. It was kind of Um alex's mafia guy can go fuck himself. He seems like an aggressive pile of shit Andy and kansas you're on the air. Thanks for holding So alex i'm a first-name caller. I'm a huge fan. I love your work. I love you