Knowledge Fight - #133: Operation Paul Revere
Episode Date: March 5, 2018Today, Dan tells Jordan all about what happened during Alex Jones' 8 PM shift during his recent "Help Me I'm Being Sued" Marathon. It's a classic esoteric performance by a drunk Alex, covering such di...verse topics as "how Alex is a victim because of the lawsuits against him" and "how Alex is a victim because the listeners of his show don't give him enough money." Definitely high end political talk.
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Andy and Kansas, you're on the air, thanks for holding.
So, Alex, I'm a first-time caller, I'm a huge fan, I love your work.
I love you.
Hey, everybody, welcome back to Knowledge Fight, I'm Dan.
I'm Jordan!
We're a couple dudes that like to sit around, drink novelty beverages,
and talk a little bit about Alex Jones.
That is what we do, I like the gravelly voice there.
Yeah, it's the sign of things to come.
Oh boy, oh boy.
Dan, is there another reason to listen to us besides your wonderful gravelly voice?
Besides those tones.
Besides those tones.
I know a lot about Alex Jones.
I am not a serial killer, and you are, apparently.
No, not a serial killer.
So, Jordan, today we got a-
It puts a little sort of the basket.
Or else it gets the hose.
Yeah.
I got a couple of quick things to do really quick.
We got a fucking wild episode to go over today.
Okay.
Spoiler alert, it has something to do with InfoWars' recent 34-hour marathon.
Okay, who would have guessed?
I may have watched way too much of-
Any, any is too much.
Any is too much.
Yeah, that's probably true.
That's probably true.
But before we get into anything, I'd like to give a shout out to a couple of new donors.
Ooh.
So, first, I'd like to say thank you to Mary.
I'm a policy wonk.
Thank you for joining up with the show.
Hello, Mary.
Thank you very much.
We appreciate it so much.
Also, I'd like to give a shout out to another new policy wonk.
What's going on out there, Adam?
I'm a policy wonk.
Thank you so much.
Thank you very much, Adam.
If you'd like to become a policy-
Two solid Biblical names.
That's what we like on Knowledge Fight.
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If you've listened to any of our shows-
It's Mary spelled M-A-R-I, though.
Oh, okay.
It's a little hip Bible.
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I got you.
I'd like to thank you guys.
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That was always my favorite version is the Nuvo International version of the Bible, I believe.
The Urban Dictionary version of the Bible.
So, Jordan, we're going to be talking about Alex Jones's incredibly desperate-
The King LeBron James Bible, I believe.
Exactly.
That's a perfect way to put it.
Yep.
Alex Jones did a very depressing and ultimately very desperate 34-hour marathon.
That sounds right.
I watch-
He had a great run in the news.
From what I heard, he had the best weekend.
Oh, boy.
There's so much to talk about, so much to go over, so much sadness.
Yeah.
So, I started watching at 11 when the Alex Jones show started.
Because I'm not watching David Knight.
No.
The kickoff of the marathon.
Yeah.
The Anchorman, David Knight.
It's time for us to do a 34-hour marathon.
I would have stopped in order-
So quick if I'd listened to him.
To get more money.
We need money.
You and I had talked about-
Please give us some money.
We talked about recording on Thursday.
And so, I was in preparation mode for that, and it turned out you were busy.
Yeah.
And so, instead, I was like, I'm going to see how much of this marathon I can watch.
I like endurance challenges.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Who doesn't?
So, I started at 11 with Alex Jones.
Who doesn't like a little 30 days of McDonald's going on there?
Huh?
Right.
So, Alex Jones is on, and he's getting weird right out of the gate.
Yep.
It's mostly him doing a lot of ads, which is kind of normal.
Right.
And then, being very defensive about the people who are suing him for creating an
abusive workplace, there's a lot of that.
And in so doing, I have no doubt created an abusive workplace.
Probably.
Well, I mean, I can't believe these people think that you guys don't take any abuse
at this fucking workplace, do you?
None of you.
You piece of shit.
You've never been abused at this goddamn workplace, have you?
You're taking some artistic license, but you're not far off.
Yeah, that sounds right.
There's just a lot of-
I've never hugged Ashley back for anything like that sort of thing.
It's like, all right, man.
I've never hugged anyone.
Look into my eyes.
Then he was getting really weird and going on and on about how like everyone
thinks I'm anti-semitic, but my wife's- my ex-wife's mom is Jewish.
And that means that she's Jewish, and that means my kids are Jewish.
They're like, whoa, Alex, hold on.
I mean, technically speaking.
Metrilineal.
Metrilineally.
He kind of does have a point.
No, no, no, but you're missing the big piece of this.
Which is why I hate my kids.
For years, these anti-semitic critics of his have been accusing Kelly,
his ex-wife, of being Jewish, and that he's secretly working for Israel
through her or something like that, and he's always denied that she's Jewish.
Wait, what?
Yeah.
He's denied that she's Jewish.
Totally, yeah.
Really?
Because I don't think she's a practicing member of the Jewish community.
I think she's like converted to Christianity.
I'm not entirely sure, and it's not my business.
I don't really care.
But he's denied it vehemently, and now, because it serves his purposes,
he's like, my ex-wife is Jewish.
I can't hate him.
Oh, man.
He's getting attacked on both sides, so now he has no idea where to go.
He's rambling around about this, and he's like, my new wife,
she comes from a great pedigree.
She's German.
Oh, no.
No, no, no, no.
Why did he say pedigree?
I don't like pedigree.
It's weird.
And I don't like anywhere.
I didn't know.
The word pedigree is she should be dog food.
This next quote is even worse, and this is a direct quote.
She has a noble nose, but she's not Jewish.
That.
That is a very anti-Semitic thing to say.
It's at least weird.
That's very weird.
It's very weird.
In a very anti-Semitic way.
Yeah, exactly.
So listen, she has a patrician nose.
All right.
She is from the Acropolis, not the Acropolis where the Jews, all right.
So I'm watching it, and I'm like, all right, this show is going weird.
And then Alex brings in his first guest, and it's that Simon Roche,
the sweet lander from South Africa.
Right, right.
And I'm like, we are starting hot.
Yeah, we're right at the gateway.
We're going white genocide.
Who said anything about racism?
That's not me.
That's not Alex Jones.
Anyways, for what's happening to the whites, let's go on down to South Africa.
And at one point, Alex is like, he's like, why don't you guys just leave?
Like, why don't you just go and let the blacks kill each other?
It's essentially the question that he asks him, which is a question that he asked
at the last time he was on the show, and Simon Roche starts screaming at him.
He gets really mad, and he's like, we will knock back down in the face of barbarism.
And I'm like, oh, Jesus Christ.
This, oh, what is going on here?
So he proceeds to have like a couple of, a couple more just white dude guests.
I don't even remember who they are.
Anthony Kumiak.
Oh, the guy who runs Gab, the, the, the fake Twitter where all the white supremacists go
and they get kicked off Twitter.
Nope.
Did not know that was the thing.
He's on really unhappy.
I do.
And Anthony Kumiak comes in and that's pretty much Alex's show.
Yeah.
Then we get to white.
We get to the war room.
A giant.
It might as well have been a giant pile of cocaine.
It was so white.
Right.
Yeah.
We get to the war room with Owen shroyer and he brings a tiny bit of diversity into
the proceedings.
He allows a woman somewhere in the, in the premises, a woman.
Oh, okay.
Well, good.
Thank God he has an Indian guy on who's running for office.
He's trying to take Elizabeth Warren's seat and it still is good luck.
It's pretty uncomfortable because they keep saying only a real Indian can beat a fake
Indian.
That's a very, very bad slogan.
That's not a winging with not a winning slogan.
I'll tell you that slogan for some people, like it'll really appeal to some part of
the base, but the rest are going to be like, hold on.
So that interview is, is wild.
And I actually think beyond the racism, that guy was kind of making a couple good points
about problems being bigger than just looking at one problem.
He was talking a lot about like systematic stuff and how like when you look at like poverty,
you got to look at a bigger picture.
He's getting into your club of Rome concepts.
Somewhat, but what he was talking about is like he, he worked in like systems and stuff
like that.
And so he was applying his expertise to real world issues.
And like I didn't, beyond the real Indian beats fake Indian.
Like I'm not into that, but it's a bad slogan.
The rest of the stuff he was saying, I was like, all right, I'm just kind of bored.
You're fine.
I don't know.
I know you're running for worse because of that slogan.
Yeah, pretty much exactly.
But the rest are like, all right, whatever.
So I'm just bored.
And then Roger Stone pops in.
He's just wearing an Oxford shirt and a tie, no silly hat, nothing living his best life,
but nothing.
He's not wearing anything fun.
Oh, he's not.
He's not celebrating.
No, he's not at carnival this week.
No.
And so he brings in a guest named Jacob Engels, who is a, is a journalist of sorts who was
on CNN in a round table gun debate after the Florida shooting.
Great.
And he was pro guns, of course.
And naturally.
I didn't think that his appearance was anything too awful either.
Outside of like, I just disagree with stuff he's saying, but I looked into it and he writes
for a publication or I've come to find out now that he owns this publication.
Okay.
And their slogan on Facebook, it takes a real Indian to write the news.
Nope.
No, that's not that one.
Their slogan includes no puff pieces.
I looked into it and like the last article that they'd posted was called Roger Stone's
struggle for America.
And I read through it and like, this is a little puff piece.
That sounds puff PC.
So I tweet about how that's ironic and as soon as he gets off air, he tweets at me.
All right.
He tweets.
All right.
So he's got a full schedule.
I started panicking like, oh, no, the TV is talking back to me.
So I decided not to engage because I didn't.
I don't really have anything again, not against him, but I don't really have any skin in the
game outside of like, I kind of think that was a puff piece.
He feels like it wasn't.
What kind of, we could just agree to disagree preemptively.
Sure.
So I leave it alone and all this and go, you know, rest of it's super fucking boring.
And then afterwards, after the war room, we get three hours of a guy who I watched all
of it and I don't know what his name is.
I just, I just wait, is it just him by himself?
No, he has Jerome Corsi come in at some point, which made it even more boring.
Yeah.
That's, that's, that's astonishing.
As I was live tweeting it, I just kept referring to him as the boring intern because he's a
young guy and he's just so dog shit boring.
Yeah.
Like I'm watching it and like, I, oh God, I need something and he, one, a couple of
his great quotes are like, there's racism doesn't exist anymore.
Of course not.
He said, we elected Obama.
We're home free.
He said there are like 15 people who hate Mexicans in the world.
Ted, Chad, Davis, fucking hate Davis.
Right.
We got Simon Roche.
Sure.
Uh, we got his brother, Diamond Roche.
Poppa Roche.
But he's actually, they're dead.
God damn it.
Oh, yeah.
You got there first.
Uh, so like, I was just sitting there and I'm like, I am having trouble, like not even
staying awake cause it's still before eight PM.
Yeah.
But I'm just like, I don't know.
I might have bit off more than I can chew with this fucking thing.
Then Alex Jones comes back.
All right.
You get a breath of fresh air and get your second wind.
Nine PM.
Alex Jones comes back and that's what we're going to be talking about here.
But just to give a little bit more context of what happens after Alex Jones finishes,
it's another fucking boring, uh, host and I'm watching this.
And so I just, I've been drinking a little bit along the way to make it more tolerable.
Of course.
And so afterwards I just needed to tap out for a second.
I went and watched a slam dunk videos with my roommate for a couple hours.
Just watch.
All right.
All right.
A little bit of Fival goes west.
Just watch some Fival goes west.
That's a great movie.
Slam dunk.
It's a great movie.
Yeah.
Uh, a lot of, a lot of metaphors.
Anyway, so then I come back.
Do you mean in the slam dunk videos?
A lot of metaphors there.
A lot of undercurrent.
Yep.
Yep.
So watching that stuff and then I come back and it's another fucking boring intern
who's just running another three hour shift and it's, I remember his name.
That one was Harrison Smith and I only remember him.
The whitest possible name.
Well, he's also the guy who found those Antifa contracts on 4chan and freaked Alex out.
He found Antifa contracts.
Yes.
The contracts.
Yes.
The, the completely reasonable to sign contracts that any member of Antifa would know immediately to sign.
Yes.
Yes.
That hoax nonsense.
And so I'm like, all right, great.
I'm really bored.
I need, I need, I'm flagging and then it becomes too late for info wars to broadcast anymore.
And so they go to the London office.
Uh, this is probably about like, I think five in the morning here.
Okay.
They get to the, they get, they go to London because they're on Greenwich meantime.
And so you got Paul Joseph Watson and Tommy Robinson who are going to be broadcasting from London while everyone else in Austin takes a nap.
00:13:12,500 --> 00:13:13,500
Right.
That's a blade.
And so Tommy Robinson is just telling apocryphal stories about Muslim violence.
And he has no like citations for any of it.
He's just like, one time a Muslim set someone on fire and stuff like that.
I'm like, I'm like, I like that.
I like that as a style of broadcasting.
I was like, I much prefer that to real news.
Give me just one time.
This happened.
00:13:36,500 --> 00:13:39,500
It's the old time grandpa tell stories hour.
It's that level of terrible.
And like, I'm watching the viewer counts on, like I was on the info wars main live stream.
And at that point there's like 300 people watching or something like that.
And I have to assume he knows those numbers and you could see it in his performance.
Yeah.
Like he was just like, yeah.
And that, that was when I had had enough because he gets done and then Paul Joseph Watson comes on.
I'm going to have to sit through this snarky ass for however long he's on and then get to David Knight and then maybe get to another
three hours of Alex.
Is this worth it?
No.
And so I gave up at six a.m.
When Paul Joseph Watson said these words, I will be talking to Sargon of Asgard.
I'm like, nope.
I'm out.
What?
I'm out.
That's the only time I would have started listening.
No, he's, he's one of these white nationalist assholes who Sargon of Asgard.
Yeah.
He's one of you.
I think he's like a video game streamer of some, I don't know who the fuck he is.
All right.
He's a, he's a guy who has, I don't see with these guys, I know what they say and I know what they stand for, but I don't know what they do.
You know what I mean?
Okay.
I'm not sure why his like, maybe he just had a YouTube channel that people liked and that's the beginning of it.
I don't know.
I don't care about his history.
See now, when you say Sargon of Asgard, I want an interview with somebody who thinks he
is the third cousin of Thor.
That's what I want.
I don't want a video game streamer.
I don't think it's Asgard.
It's like Asgard or something.
Asgard?
Oh, well that's way worse.
Look, who cares?
Anyway, I do.
I turned it off.
I went to bed and as I was laying in bed, I was very guilty about it and I'm like, maybe I should just get up.
Maybe I should just.
Yes.
No, no, no.
Guilt is the feeling that you should have been experiencing at that moment.
Absolutely.
Like a half hour nap in the middle of Paul Joseph Watson's dumbass and then come back
and then I didn't wake up until like 11 the next day and we're all good.
And everything was fine, right?
The world didn't end.
No, no.
Everything was okay.
The world was fine.
It turns out you could have not listened to any of it.
Right.
And it turns out that the only thing that was worth anything was that second swing shift
from Alex Jones, which we will be listening to right now.
I want to give a shout out to our friend, our boy, Far Out.
He was riding shotgun with me and we were chatting over Facebook during this.
And for some portion of it, he started trolling the info wars chat room.
Love it.
And we'll talk about that a little bit.
Give it up to you Far Out.
Hell yeah.
It was super fun.
Oh, you learned a lot.
I learned a great deal about the info wars listeners through his through his trolling.
Okay.
But anyway, here's a clip of Alex from his late night shift.
I'm exhausted because I feel so good.
Seriously.
All right.
I mean, that sounds true.
Sure.
That makes sense.
You might detect a little bit of booze on his breath.
I'm exhausted because I feel so good.
He kept getting callers who are like, you can see how tired you are.
Stuff like that.
That's booze.
He's drunk.
He is quite drunk, which you will experience over the course.
Alex is experiencing some exhaustion right now.
That's yeah.
He has to go to rehab for exhaustion.
It's heat stroke.
Yeah.
Oh yeah.
No, totally.
We start off our adventure with Alex in this first clip.
He is just talked to Larry Pratt, who's a guy who runs an organization called the gun owners
of America, which we would look at as a more extreme NRA.
That's not good.
No, it's not.
The gun owners of America.
Yeah.
We're not going to listen to any of that because he's there.
Nothing really interesting happens and Alex is keeping it together because Larry Pratt
is a respectable old man.
And Alex is like, he's kind of on his best behavior, but once he leaves, it slips a little
bit.
Alex's daddy issues show up.
Yeah, exactly.
So we find him right after the Larry Pratt interview, creating straw men versions of the accusations
that he is being sued over.
We'll discuss that on the other end.
If you read the EOC complaints filed against me that are in thousands of newspapers today,
it says I hugged a woman, they call that sexual assault.
I'm not even true.
They say I groomed men for gay sex because somebody saw bodybuilding photos in a video
we were shooting on a computer to try to light bodybuilders for a supplement.
And this is how crazy they are.
They're trying to shut us down, calling our president a rapist and a racist and a Nazi
with no proof.
But that's why I'm telling you the listeners.
Now there's the shoot.
That's supposedly the crime right there.
I'm asking you the listeners to understand that I'm not complaining at you.
I'm not asking for more from you.
I'm saying to you, you're the reason we're here.
You're the reason we've had success.
You're the reason we are defending all of your freedoms.
So give us money.
If you want us to continue on, it is so critical that you financially support him for worse
today.
The special 34 hour broadcast to point that out.
Point it out.
Yeah.
Yeah, that's fun.
Yeah.
I like that.
So that's going to give you the flavor of almost all of the night is just him saying
something and then we got to get into sales.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Like if we were doing this episode as one of our live streams, our listeners would
die because of the ad pivots.
Yeah.
If they have to drink every time there's an ad pivot, this would be deathly.
I like it.
Nobody said that he was grooming men for gay sex.
Why is he saying that he's grooming men for gay sex?
That is in Rob Jacobson's complaint.
It's in Rob Jacobson's complaint is that Alex was grooming men for gay sex.
Let me scroll down here because I have both of their legal complaints here in front of
me.
I don't think anybody, I actually do know that nobody said that he hugged Ashley Beckford.
No, they did.
Wait.
They hugged?
That's in her complaint.
No, no, no.
They didn't hug.
He grabbed her ass, right?
Under the pretenses of a hug.
Yeah.
That's in their sexual harassment complaint.
All right.
Because I don't want, you know, I don't want there to be any bones about this.
Right.
I don't want it to be like Alex's fake version of accusations.
Now with Rob Jacobson's complaint, what he said is, quote, in 2014, the CEO of the company
allowed his friend Shane Steiner into my office to display my computer with images of gay
pornography.
So Alex is saying that it's things that they were researching to light bodybuilders.
And I don't know if that is right or if Rob Jacobson's claim that it was actually gay
pornography is true.
So I'll leave that aside for a second.
In 2014, the CEO of the company, Alex Jones, allowed his friend Shane Steiner into my office
to display on my computer images of gay pornography.
I believe this action was a continuation of the intimidation and sexual harassment that
he, and that he was grooming me for homosexual sex.
I made a formal complaint to the human resources department.
So that complaint should be on their files unless they have since deleted them.
He also makes this claim because he says it's a continuation.
From the years 2008 to 2012, the CEO of the company called me beefcake referring to male
porn stars.
I felt this was intimidating and harassing and a form of sexual harassment and that he
was grooming me for homosexual sex.
So that claim is being made.
All right.
Well, there you go.
This isn't just this, uh, this idea that, um, he may have, it might have been a bodybuilder
lighting things.
He's also saying that he kept calling him beefcake in an intimidating way and stuff like that.
So Alex isn't addressing the actual issue at hand.
He's creating a fake version of it to respond to.
Right.
The same is true of Ashley Beckford's claim.
I'll just read this.
I read hers and hers sounded really reasonable.
Well, they fit in line perfectly with what I know of Alex.
I'll cut through cause I don't want to read like four paragraphs or anything, but, uh,
she was sent out when she had first just started, uh, to cover a, uh, Democratic watch party
for the first presidential debate, uh, uh, in Austin, Texas.
And that of course is going to be an antagonistic hostile environment to be in.
Uh, especially if you're not used to, not used to it.
My cameraman, Josh Owens, who had worked with Infos for years compare, uh, compared to my
less than three months tenure consistently pressured me to engage with the Hillary Clinton
supporters as a black Trump supporter.
I was subsequently subject to multiple people hurling insults and racial slurs at me, including
Uncle Tom by one of the gay white male attendees.
Another Clinton supporter, a white lesbian woman told me that she knew more about black
issues than I did because she's married to a black woman who was also present.
So, uh, this was all captured on video and I suggested that night that the footage should
not be uploaded to YouTube channels because of the interactions weren't newsworthy and
had no political value.
Wrong.
Wrong.
Rob, you are not on info wars yet, lady.
Rob do insisted on uploading it to exploit the racial attack on me for info wars to
profit.
There you go.
Now these, the existence of these clips is still hurting my professional reputation
as a journalist to that, to that last point, you did do that to yourself.
Yeah.
It's, they still behaved horribly towards you.
No, agreed.
Even just in that section, right.
I feel very bad for her, but you, you, you should not work at info wars.
If you want credibility, it's not going to work.
So she, uh, she says, I went back to the info wars office in tears, incredulous at
how I was being racially attacked because of my support for a political candidate.
And Alex Jones, taking advantage of my fragility at that moment, forced me to
share what had happened to me on air for YouTube and other social media that same
night, feigning his own tears of empathy.
After the broadcast, I was with Alex Jones, Rob do and several other staff members
in Rob do's office.
I was talking about how I didn't agree with the white woman who had said that
she knows about black community more than I do because she has a black wife.
Alex Jones was still pretending to feel sympathy for my plate as a black
female Trump supporter, and he put his arm around my shoulder to initiate a side
hug after he pulled me into his side.
Instead of removing his arm from my shoulder, he allowed his arm to slide
down my back and he grabbed my butt with his right hand.
Simultaneously, he was commenting to those in the room quote, who wouldn't
want to have a black wife to in response to my comment.
I felt embarrassed and nervous, but I knew that he had specifically touched
my behind at that moment as a sly come on to other that other people might not notice.
So she goes on.
That is not a good way to react.
No, to that situation.
No, of all the things to hear when Ashley is talking about that.
And he's like, well, yeah, who wouldn't want to have a black wife?
Squeezy, squeezy.
Yeah.
No, no, no, that's no good.
That's not the behavior of a human being.
No, she also perhaps more accurately, that's the behavior of way too many human beings.
Yeah, she also says that most of the staff was drinking in the office as
as usual on late nights.
Alex Jones came to my desk on one occasion to find out, quote, what I
like to do for fun outside of work.
And it's my opinion that it was his intention to see if he could
groom me for sexual exploitation, because he also mentioned that I had a,
quote, good body that looked like I worked out a lot.
I was concerned that these unwanted sexual advances would eventually result
in the request for sexual favors in exchange for promotions.
In the office, it was rumored that he may have had inappropriate relationships
with other female production staff employees.
In addition, Alex Jones himself has alluded to the fact that he loves
to grab women's backsides in videos that he has made and uploaded to YouTube.
Yeah.
And that's fair.
Um, so the issue that I come to about all this is like, I take these as allegations.
I believe her as much as I believe anybody who makes claims, and it
certainly is way in line with Alex's public behavior and what we know about it.
If I was going to bet, I would put, I think if I had $100, I would put
$97 on, she's absolutely right.
And $3 on, she's wrong.
But even then that $3 is like, it's in pennies, you know, like I don't
want that $3 back.
But you also put that $3 on there because the odds are so high.
Yeah, exactly.
And Alex is right that that will make all your money back.
Yeah.
Oh, easily.
I'll make more money if the $3 is right, but that's, that's not how the game works.
Right.
She made, she has a lot of other allegations that some of them will get you in a minute.
But the thing that I really want to make very clear is that I'm making a
judgment in the court of public opinion that I think her claims sound credible based
on my awareness of Alex Jones's behavior, things other people have claimed in the
past, what his ex-wife says.
And the fact that all of his responses are straw man versions of the accusation.
Yeah.
See, he's not actually dealing with the I'm accused of grabbing her, but he's
like, I touched her back.
Right.
You know?
Yeah, exactly.
And that to me means you're defending yourself against the false charge.
In order to keep from actually defending it.
If he had, if he had come out and been like, Hey, I remember what night she's
talking about, right?
It was a different situation.
I felt that this was what was going on.
And she felt that this was what was going on.
That was a different story.
That's a conversation.
Somewhat.
If it's just like, Hey, I, I never took her mom out to dinner.
Right.
And you're like, that's what, wait, what?
That's random.
Yeah.
And so like, I don't know.
I believe that it's up to court to decide these things.
A complaint has been made and hopefully the process goes as it should.
Yeah.
At this point, I believe it, but I also know that you're, you're innocent until
proven guilty of things.
So Alex is doing a bad job of defending himself publicly.
We'll see how as we've seen in the past.
This is very right in line with what he's done.
We'll see how this goes in the future.
This has a, I will fight this till the death.
I will never surrender.
I will never give up.
And I will have settled that lawsuit with Ashley for $1.8 million and a
non-disclosure agreement and a public apology.
Yep.
Also, I mean, we really need to come back to, too, is like these, these claims
were filed at the beginning of February or like the second week of February.
Yeah.
So Alex Jones knew these lawsuits were coming.
Of course.
And that's why he's doing the marathon to begin with.
Of course.
That's the only reason he's doing this.
That's why he did one in April of last year.
Yep.
Cause Hamdi Ulekaya was suing him.
You got it.
And James Alifantes, he did one in November.
I'm not entirely sure why he did that one.
I can't remember.
Well, wasn't that, wasn't that the end of the fiscal year?
I could have.
No, that's September.
Yeah.
That was the one he did in September.
That was 2015.
And that one was also because of his divorce.
Okay.
That's right.
And because, uh, uh, Ted Anderson had just lost his gold selling license.
Ah, his bullion license.
Right.
So anyway, that's why he's doing this.
Yes.
Cause he's getting sued by two former employees and he probably knows there's
a decent chance some other employees are going to come out of the woodwork now.
We can only hope.
I don't know about hope, but I would assume that some people will be like, Oh, yeah,
that this isn't covered in my NDA or something like that.
It turns out NDAs don't protect you from me telling you, you did crimes.
Yeah, exactly.
So again, crimes are still not protected by NDAs with the same spirit that I am approaching
this, we'll see what happens.
We'll see what happens with that too.
Right.
But I think Alex Jones is incredibly afraid of that.
And that's why he's doing this.
We need to fucking do a 34 hour marathon.
Right.
And, uh, let's get to it.
Let's, let's, let's move forward at this next clip.
I kept in just because Alex Jones burps in the middle of the word Nigeria.
Wherever free people are fighting Christians, fighting radical Islam, uh, in
Kenya or in Nigeria night, we're here, and you hear a lot of media hype.
You hear a lot of stuff, but what has delivered like info wars?
So I need everybody watching to realize when you go buy a book or a video or
some supplements or water filtration, are you going to make a $10 donation or $100
donation?
That's how we built this.
This was not easy to build.
And I'm not complaining.
That also is a theme that's going to come up as he's not complaining.
Yeah.
When you want to, we've heard two clips and in both times, he said he's not complaining.
I am a victim.
Right.
But I'm not complaining about it by my shit.
Yeah.
So, uh, also, if you are going to reference good Christians, do not talk about the
ones in Kenya and Nigeria, they are the worst.
They are the worst.
Hey, you know, those great Christians who are now admittedly raping lesbian women
all over the place because they're too gay and God wants them to, those are the
ones that I want to mention when I'm talking about people fighting for freedom.
Big shout out.
Yeah.
Great.
Great, dude.
So awesome.
The, the lead up to this marathon is Alex Jones knows he's being sued.
Yeah.
But what he could never have expected is also the day before Donald Trump would come
out and say, I want to take people's guns.
That's fantastic.
So he's in, he's in a real troubled place.
Right.
So it doesn't affect his main broadcast that much.
We're, we're literally watching Macbeth like we're literally watching that.
This is exactly line by line.
Was he visited by three witches before he started info wars?
No, but he is going to talk about, um, a vision of sorts.
Okay, of course.
So he's got all the blood on his hands.
So, you know, Alex is struggling with this idea that Trump may be turning on them.
And at the same time, he knows he can't turn on him.
So in this evening shift that he does, he's licked
too much boot.
Right.
Right.
Yeah.
So, but in the evening shift, he's got to find a way.
I think he spent most of the day trying to figure out how am I going to spend this?
And even as he starts and like, as usual, he came up with some great ideas.
Well, but even, even as he starts, he doesn't know.
Okay.
Okay.
I think he doesn't figure it out until maybe like, I don't know, half an hour into this.
Okay.
But here's, here's a real fucked up thing that he said about Trump.
I want to go ahead and air again.
Diane Feinstein, with Trump and a few of these other clips, we got four or five
of them, which is terrible in a row with his anti-gun statements because just
because he's better than Hillary, you have to understand, we were told by our sources
last week that he's being blackmailed by sex operatives in the White House.
We didn't put that out to hurt the president.
We put it out because we want you to know up front.
Now we've got Hope Hicks leaving today and it seems like a cross between Melania
Trump and Stormy Daniels.
She's a luscious, succulent, gorgeous female and she's in there.
And yes, the word is that's been going on.
And now you see Trump starting to go sideways.
I want to think this is part of the deal stuff, but I got to be honest with you
because that's all that matters.
Trump's done an amazing job.
I was right to endorsing 14 months in.
Sixty plus percent of us ended down.
The country coming back, the jobs coming back, globalism and trouble.
But I had sources off air and on air weeks ago saying it was about to be a big
Hope Hicks deal and four change.
They wouldn't even say Hope Hicks was involved in the sex operative operation.
I'm not saying she was.
Imagine the news I could have made doing that.
I just didn't touch it.
What?
He didn't touch it.
So he's not allowed to.
He's getting sued by Hope Hicks as well.
Trump's a man.
And, you know, King David had his best friend killed so he could have his wife.
He repented later and it was real and genuine.
And God said some man off her own heart and Trump's real.
That's why they fear him while they hate him.
I don't understand why you think that's a good story.
He's got issues.
And I'm not saying he had sex with Hope Hicks.
You are.
It's pretty much exactly what he said.
And all the people have said, but he looks like he's typing.
Yeah, I'm not saying I had sex with her, but I kind of just did.
And also, you know, she looks like somebody he would have sex with.
But also just that quote, like straight up, she's a luscious, succulent, beautiful woman.
No, I just wanted.
I just wanted to sue him.
I just wanted to add my name to Ashley Beckford's brief.
Jesus Christ, succulent, succulent.
Oh, spoiler alert.
Also, I tweeted out that quote and Ashley Beckford favored it.
She faved it on Twitter.
All right.
So I had a lot of interaction with Info Wars adjacent personalities.
Very strange night.
Without the marathon.
And I freaked out.
Yeah, completely freaked out.
Oh boy.
So anyway, I this is.
This is so pathetic because how many months has he been?
Has he been telling us?
No, he would never do any of that stuff.
No, all those women accusing him of acting like this.
They're crazy.
They're out of that.
They're paid operatives.
No, the Russian P story.
That's all insane.
Everybody would make that up because everybody knows he's beyond reproach
beyond.
He's the most moral man I have ever met.
Sure.
We heard that he's fucking Hope Hicks, and that's why she resigned.
And we can never trust him again because of it, that all that other Russia stuff.
Still crazy.
Yes, he's fucking Hope Hicks all the time.
Everybody knows this.
He's like King David.
Everybody knows this, but that's fine.
Because King David was God or whatever.
Something along those lines.
Yeah, it's very weird.
It's fucking sad.
It doesn't track.
It doesn't make any sense.
No, but he's drunk.
So at this point, you know, he's brought up King David and he's like, oh, yeah,
that's right.
Religion exists.
Right.
Right.
You got to talk about.
You got to throw some of that in there.
Got to talk about evangelicals for a little bit.
I love the liberals like, oh, look, suddenly evangelicals don't care of Trump's
had all these wives.
We didn't say suddenly.
Evangelicals just want somebody that will leave Christians alone,
let them raise their children and it wasn't out to get them.
They're not hypocrites.
They're not idiots.
They were Bible and they've also blocked the idiots.
Most are real Christians have already been down the road of evil,
whether it's sex or drugs, whatever they get it.
They're not hypocrites.
They don't judge the president.
They judge.
They judge the heart like God does.
And Trump's got a good heart.
No, I'm never going to sit here and steer you wrong.
Yes, you will.
And I think your concerns are legitimate.
No, you don't.
I think they're real, but I'll give you this pledge.
Nobody's buying me off.
Yeah, right.
You've already been bought off.
Probably many times over.
If you say a ton of things that literally aren't true in a row and then you say,
but I'll tell you something that is true.
I'm going to think it's also not true, right?
Yeah, odds are, odds are that's the situation.
If it's, if it's all in a row, you can't just be like, Hey, I never said this.
You did.
Hey, he never did that.
He did.
Hey, these guys are doing this.
They're not.
Hey, but I'll tell you this.
I'm definitely doing this.
I'm real.
Yeah.
It's like, whoa, boy.
Oh no.
Oh no, you can't do that.
So, but, but you can't machine gun lies at me and then expect me to believe the
last part to the evangelical thing that he's saying.
I kind of do agree with him.
A lot of them have been around the block.
And one of the reasons is because the way addiction works is generally you have
to replace one addiction with another.
Right.
That's what a lot of people do who aren't, uh, treated for their addictions.
Yeah.
And so you end up having a lot of people who are drug addicts or sex addicts
or, uh, gambling addicts who are born again and they find Jesus and then Jesus
just becomes their addiction.
Yeah.
So a large part of the evangelical community absolutely has been around the
block, but that's not good.
That just a large, and I'm not again painting with the broad brush.
I don't mean everybody certainly, but there is from my experience growing up
in an evangelical church, there's a lot of people who are just mainlining Jesus
pretty much.
And, uh, that's not a healthy way to look at, uh, religion.
And if you're going to talk about them as not being hypocrites, maybe we can
have a discussion there.
The other ones though, to other ones who are all up in everybody else's business
about acting moral all the time, those are the ones who are being hypocrites.
Yeah.
You know, the ones who are like, Hey, gay people can't get married because
marriage is sacred.
Those are the ones who look over at Trump sham marriages where he, uh, his
mail order brides, essentially, right?
And they're like, yeah, no, no, that's totally fine.
That's good marriage.
But all of those gay people, God hates you.
Right.
Those guys are hypocrites.
It's weird.
Yeah.
So anyway, in this next clip, Alex speculates that he's gonna.
And my issue is the word suddenly.
Right.
Pretty sure we've been saying this the whole time.
Most of my life.
Um, so in this next clip, Alex speculates that he's not going to live long.
Good, but he's also not afraid of death.
I'm 44 and I'm ready to stop doing this, but I have to keep on because they're
trying to push me out.
That makes sense.
Also, that does not track at all.
Well, no, it's just his weird, uh, you say, I can't do it.
I'm going to do it kind of thing.
But also there's another, there's a late motif of this, uh, this episode that
is he keeps talking about wanting to quit, which at this point, I understand.
Yeah, right.
This is totally equitable time for you.
Propagandists don't work outside of like fascist regimes and, uh, like people
aren't really paying attention to them.
Yeah, you can't be like, it's really worked out super well for him until
people started paying attention.
He got hooked up with Trump and then people are like, hold up, what the fuck?
Right.
And that's a problem.
He could fly under the radar making millions of dollars every year.
Uh, but he's too, his profile is too high and it's really becoming a problem.
He should quit.
Yes.
No matter how hard, no matter how bad it gets, I'm going on to the end.
So I can't give up on humanity.
Right.
God's watching.
That makes sense.
I'm not 70, almost 72, like the president looks like he's about 60.
I could feel the pressure.
No, I think he looks exactly three than down my neck.
And I'll be honest with you.
It makes me sometimes just want to have it all over with nothing.
Suicide, but just I'm not fearing death anymore because I can see beyond the
river Jordan.
I know God's there, but I've got to get my soul in line to be with God and all
you fools that don't believe in God, you've never tasted of the higher things.
Somebody put that on no paper and in his pocket and we'll find him dead tomorrow
morning.
I want you to experience when I've seen mere glimpses in the mind of God, unspeakable
understanding, unspeakable grace, unspeakable will, unspeakable beauty,
unspeakable love, unspeakable power, unspeakable vengeance, unspeakable dread,
speakable death, give three more samples that follows after.
So we're going to play a few of these clips and I'm going to get my turn of
it.
Sean, I want any more.
I got my time zones messed up.
We'll see.
So he just does it unspeakable, unspeakable love and unspeakable hate and
unspeakable power and unspeakable and and bone thunks and harmony was there.
I don't know why they were there.
We're going to play some clips and crossroads.
I'm going to call Mike Cernovich.
Who's Mike Cernovich again?
Oh yeah.
Let's get him on spoiler alert.
Mike, Mike Cernovich doesn't show up.
Okay.
He's in the wrong time.
So I don't know the true comedy of this is like it's a 32 hour marathon.
This is an 8 p.m.
Austin time.
This isn't the middle of the night.
This sounds like he's drunk in the middle.
It's like 2 a.m.
He is drunk.
No, no, no.
That I know.
Yeah, I just mean this is a conversation of a man who's like who's been on a bender.
Right.
It's about closing time at the bar and he's like, I don't know what I'm going to do
with my life.
I don't know what's going on right now or my wife has left me and hour 24 of the
marathon.
Yeah, he's been screaming the whole time like a full day.
He's got a coffee and a cigarette in front of him and he's just unspeakable.
This does have anger or what up like that is the headspace he's in.
But like he just did his normal show for three hours, then left and he's back at 8 p.m.
It's ridiculous.
He's had an unspeakable few hours off.
I think he talked to a lawyer and then got drunk.
I think that's what happened.
Or I think he got drunk and talked to a lawyer.
Might have got drunk with a lawyer.
Yeah.
Mike Sordo is a lawyer.
So in this next everybody I drink with his lawyers.
I want to apologize to you before I play this next clip because we're going to it
includes the clips of Trump talking about gun control.
I'm not going to be stoked about that.
No, but the reason I want to keep it in is because it's crazy that Alex is
actually playing those clips.
Yeah, it's nuts.
Normally he would just ignore this or something like that.
He's playing these clips, including parts of it where Trump says, we're going to
get this past.
Yeah, like that.
I'm going to work with you on this.
Right.
And then you'll see.
How many hours before the White House was like, Oh, no, no, no.
He didn't even say that stuff.
What are you guys talking about 20 minutes?
Yeah, it was not long.
So, but the other thing is listen to these clips and then listen to how Alex
deals with it immediately after.
I think it's very telling.
We're going to go ahead and go to Dianne Feinstein.
And then we're going to go to Trump.
I like taking the guns early, then due process, just a horrible statement.
I'm the biggest family in our law makers.
We're fratting on our day, like a double sided meaning.
And we're going to play a few of those clips back to back.
Then we're going to come back and take some of your phone calls.
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You can add that to this bill.
That would be great, Dianne.
If you could add what you have also, and I think you can into the bill.
Yeah, so are you ready?
Can you do that?
Joe, can you do that?
Can you add some of the things you're not going to agree with?
You help.
Well, no, I'll help.
But can you add Amy and what Dianne have?
Can we add them in?
And I know you can add what John.
I have another domestic bond that's very narrow and it's about dating partners.
And a number of states have just enacted it with Republicans.
We're going to get it passed.
Yeah, we're going to get it passed.
We're going to get it passed.
You can add domestic violence, paragraphs, pages into this bill.
I'm all for it.
All for that.
The firearms first and then go to court, because that's another system.
Because a lot of times by the time you go to court, it takes so long to go to court
to get the due process.
This first, I just had to pause it for a second.
Just to point out like this, it sounds like progress or something, I guess.
It's not.
He's still a crazy person.
But like the only thing I want to get is like, Obama's never said anything close to
us. No, no, no, he is just like nothing even remotely close to let's circumvent
the courts and take people's guns.
And then we'll go to court.
He wore a brown jacket and they went ape shit.
Exactly.
It's insane.
No, no, no, these people are stupid nuts.
And he's crazy.
Like they are you guys, are you guys kidding?
Did you did none of you see this coming?
Yeah, you elected an insane toddler.
Of course, sooner or later, he's going to hear something and he's going to be like,
Oh, shit.
That's a good idea.
I like that shit too.
It's like shit's getting too hot.
Yeah, better agree with the Democrats.
I'll agree with everybody.
I don't give a shit anybody who has something good to say.
Yeah, I hate domestic violence too.
Wait, would that apply to me?
Okay.
No, then we're good.
Let's let's toss that in there.
That that part of it is actually a really important piece and that is no,
that's the most important.
Well, but like a lot of the domestic violence guidelines that are in place in a lot of
states only relate to like husbands and why exactly.
Not dating or is not anything like that.
And like that you could like beat your girlfriend and still get a gun.
That sort of thing.
That's not good.
Those are the sort of loopholes that that person was talking about, including in that
bill.
That's important.
I think that people really should.
Yeah, absolutely.
And domestic violence, as we've seen a million times over, is one of the probably
the number one indicator.
Yeah, exactly.
Of this sort of behavior.
Anyway, procedures, I like taking the guns early.
Like in this crazy man's case, it just took place in Florida.
Yeah, get up at 6th.
Far as they saw everything to go to court would have taken a long time.
So you could do exactly what you're saying, but take the guns first, go through due
process and I'm a fan of the NRA.
I mean, it's no bigger fan.
I'm a big fan of the NRA.
They want to do it.
These are great people.
These are great patriots.
They love our country.
But that doesn't mean we have to agree on everything.
It doesn't make sense that I have to wait till I'm 21 to get a handgun, but I can
get this weapon at 18.
I don't know.
So I'm just curious as to what you did in your bill.
We didn't address it as present.
Well, I think.
All right.
Don't say that.
Five years ago.
It's a big issue right now.
A lot of people are afraid of that issue raising the age for that weapon to 21.
So the witch, Diane Feinstein, who can't even get her own party's nomination in
California is behind herself.
Like she's beside herself.
Like she's entered heaven here.
She can't believe he's saying all this and I get just like DACA.
He was like reasonable.
Like you always said during the campaign.
Yeah.
1,000,000, 800,000 people have been here 20, 30 years.
No criminal record.
Sure.
Fast track them to be a citizens.
Is that what he said?
That's not what he said.
Fast track them for citizens.
And the media said, oh, he hates all the Mexicans and wants to deport them all.
He wants to kill them.
And he hates them.
And he says they're all scum and criminals.
He didn't say that.
So then we go.
Some libertarian.
They go, oh, Trump lied to us.
He said he hates the Mexicans.
And now he had to pour.
He never said that.
So that part of the end is really interesting because he's he's expressing
like some people are disappointed that he doesn't hate Mexicans enough.
Yeah.
What?
No, he never said that he didn't hate Mexicans enough.
No, I think I think there's a lot of people, probably the places he gets his
news like message boards who are like they're very mad.
Yeah, I thought he hated minorities and he does.
Don't worry.
Yeah.
But yeah, he plays this long collection of clips of Trump being very clear that
like I'm going to help get this bill passed.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Add your stuff in.
Hey, I agree.
It doesn't make sense.
I can get a handgun.
Yeah, I know.
This age and another.
I love that.
That is something that they're furious about.
Like what you can't say that.
And even how stupid is it?
Even Trump is like, no, that doesn't make sense.
And then that's how stupid the NRA is.
And then at that last Trump disagrees with you.
And in that last clip, he's like, hey, why haven't you guys made any progress on this?
You're afraid of the NRA.
Yeah, Trump is cocking them out in the middle of the meeting.
It's hilarious.
And so and that's why Diane Feinstein is in heaven.
It's not because she thinks this matters.
Right.
It's not because she's going to get her bill passed or anything like
that. No, it's because it's fucking hilarious to be in the room while those
pussy bitches are getting dunked on.
Well, they're getting dunked on.
But at the same time, I feel like there is a part of her that thinks like,
maybe we can make progress on this, not realizing.
Also, she doesn't actually want to.
She's Diane Feinstein.
Probably she's a horrible, horrible Democrat.
I'm not I'm not going to get on her side, but I also think that the relevant
conversation after listening to all those clips is not about how she's smiling.
Yeah, no, but that's what Alex chooses to get into because it's like,
otherwise I got to wrestle with the fact that, holy shit, my guy is like,
this is worse than when Trump said, I'm a globalist.
For Alex, this is worse than that.
And he's just like, oh, shit.
And if I had to guess, I would say that during that, like two minutes is
probably when he was chugging some Jameson.
Yeah, I imagine he was like her because it's the video is off him.
It's just playing a video of Trump.
It's a good opportunity for him to get a little booze in him.
And he proceeds to get a bit more fucked up pretty quick after that.
OK, so I think that, like, because I was watching it and I'm like,
this is a roller coaster of booze because he's pretty gravelly drunk there
at the beginning and then pretty quick here.
He ends up getting to like the drunk esoteric Alex, we know.
OK, and then by the time it's over, it's crash.
It's angry, crash, drunk, not angry, but just like.
And I'm like, oh, God, it's let's not spoil anything.
Let's get to this next clip where he's this close to condemning Trump.
This close. OK.
But he gets sidetracked by what is more in his milieu as a journalist.
I'm not going to lie to you that rhetoric.
I mean, if you just watched Diane Feinstein, can we play that video?
The one with her cat.
So close. I forget what it's named.
That right played all day long.
I mean, it is the stuff nightmares.
Let me see.
So, yeah, new core steel in Texas is happy.
And and yeah, we got billions, billions of new dollars coming in,
hundreds of billions every month and no millions of new jobs.
I like all that. He's a pro-American president.
He's not told you. He's not a conservative.
He's a populist kind of not that either.
Pragmatist. He's none of those things yet.
While the Democrats won't join him and why.
But man, don't you get it, president?
They're not going to let you be the pragmatist.
It's all a big joke.
Yeah. Yeah. Let's let's let's play this.
I mean, this is right out of Wizard of Oz.
Let's play the video here.
So then he plays a Diane Feinstein, like holding her hands together
and smiling on a loop.
Yeah. And then intersperses video of the Wicked Witch of the West.
That's pretty funny.
That's not bad. That's not a bad bit.
He's even doing.
I like it. I like it.
It's not.
Let's definitely not deal with the fact that we elected a crazy person
who suddenly acted crazy like we should have known he was always going to do.
But it's like then made the simplest point that infuriated the right.
Literally, all it is is just him going.
Well, yeah, I mean, if it if you have to wait until 21 to get a handgun,
shouldn't you have to wait until 21 to get all guns?
Well, and the NRA is like, no.
Well, because the easiest argument to make is the exact argument
just in reverse is like we should make all of them 18 right because you could
just using the same information in front of you make that argument.
But the fact that he went the other way, you know what?
It's like it's like hiring like a Wolverine as your maid or something like that.
Just because the Wolverine is like, I like to tidy up sometimes or whatever.
And then all of a sudden it fucking attacks you while you sleep or whatever.
And you're like, what the great analogy you brought a Wolverine into your house.
What did you think is going to happen?
It's going to attack you.
Sure. It's great.
That's why the Democrats won't work with him.
It's because he's too reasonable.
It's because he's too pragmatic or it's because he's fucking insane.
It's because he's a Wolverine.
Yeah, just because he's good at dishes doesn't mean like, I don't know.
I lost the metaphor. Yeah, keep that one going.
So anyway, this next clip is fucked up.
This is where I think the booze is hitting him.
You judge a tree by its fruits.
Christ said that in my life, I've learned it.
Let me tell you something.
You judge a restaurant, but what kind of food gets put on your table?
You judge a man, whether he can put food on the table and take care of his wife
and whether he can get her pregnant.
And you judge mama, whether she can, how good she takes care of that baby
and how good daddy does.
A woman can be beautiful, all the rest of these things.
She can't deliver that baby.
She's not a bad person.
She just, she's not fertile.
And Trump is like, wait, what?
Popping babies out every five seconds.
I mean, he has super delivered.
So if he gets, I don't mean this to be gross.
So miscarriages, if I got 20 good babies and a miscarriage,
I'm not going to say mama's bad.
I'm going to say, what?
The goddess here and I'm not comparing Trump to a goddess.
You get what I'm saying.
No, men can do what women do.
They're magic.
So that's what I'm saying here is nobody's going to turn on Trump harder than me.
Wait, that's the conclusion?
Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
Boy, that clip, that clip, that.
I. OK.
He's that is a fucked up way of thinking about anything.
That's a fucked up way of thinking about anything.
Now, hold on, that's fucked up.
No, it's not.
Well, it is.
But the first part of it totally, totally cool.
No, he starts out fine.
You judge a restaurant by what they serve you as food.
Perfect. Fine. Nailed it.
Metaphor holds.
Yes, you, you stop there.
Now, granted, you made a good metaphor.
Now, granted, also, you should think about their service.
But at the same time, food is good enough.
Maybe you don't care.
Maybe you're like, I had the rude, but you know, people like an ad to bevix.
Exactly.
Who knows? There you go.
So then you want to.
Oh, no, because the rest of it is really just like humans are only as good as
their reproductive capacity, which is.
Yeah, yeah.
Look, hey, look, if a woman can't bury kids, I'm not saying she's a bad person.
I'm just saying she doesn't count as a human being.
Right. Now, the problem is of no worth to the rest of the species.
Now, the problem with that is like, if he, like if it was a devoid of context,
and he was just saying if a woman can have babies, she's not fertile.
Like, yes, that's the definition.
Right. It's because you judge a tree.
It's because what it's, it's surrounded by is the quality of a thing.
You judge a tree by its roots, and if this woman can't have fruits,
you judge that tree for it.
That's what he's saying.
Yep.
Then Trump is a goddess.
Trump is a goddess.
But I'd say he's a goddess.
You understand what I'm saying.
Spitting out 20 babies, spitting out 20 babies, one miscarriage.
Look, still a goddess.
I'm not saying he's a goddess.
Also, all I'm saying is nobody's going to turn on Trump harder than me.
Let's that is perfect.
But let's extend his metaphor even further and to say that Trump is
popping out babies every five minutes or whatever.
My response to that would be that is not a long enough gestational period.
And he's popping out unviable babies.
So, so all of his babies are miscarriages is what you're saying.
Basically, he's got a lot of premies coming out.
Exactly.
That's the issue.
Well, I mean, if you want to use that piece of his analogy,
that's the argument I would make.
Well, and if we're going to judge Trump by quantity over quality of babies,
that's a larger question there.
Yeah. And I don't care to unpack it.
I just think that that is incredibly, incredibly fucked up.
That's a weird way of thinking.
So at this point, that's a weird way of thinking about things.
Yes. All of those things he said are weird.
It's not an OK way to view life.
And what's crazy is they're weird in different ways.
I know none of it is like uniform.
You judge you judge a man by what he can put on the table
and how many babies he can put in you.
Right. That makes sense.
Right. That's exactly how we should judge human beings.
It's in line with what Alex thinks, though, to some extent.
So weird. So weird.
Such a like that.
That would make sense to like a 1930s dude, though, right?
Maybe or like a like an 1890s farmer would be like, well, first off,
we got to grab two or three children from the orphan train
to help them work the field.
Well, yeah, I mean, if you're living in like a subsistence economy
where you have to grow your food or tend the livestock,
then absolutely you need to reproduce in order to run your life.
Yeah, where it's now. It's it's much children.
Children are free labor is what Alex just said.
That children are free labor.
Well, no, he's not saying that, but that's one of the only rationalizations
for that thought process. Exactly.
Or it's the only real world example where it's like I get what you're saying.
It's still wild.
But to be like an Austin right wing radio host and hold those views,
it smacks of just like you don't see people as people.
No, you see people as breeding machines.
Yeah, that's pretty fucked up.
So in this next clip, Alex is talking about how like at this point,
I believe he's still on the line of like, I don't think Trump is really saying
that he's going to take guns, but because of course not.
But if he does fuck him, that sort of thing.
And he starts talking about a signature like Trump signing the bill
and just spoiler alert for what's happening.
There's a lot of long pauses.
And during the long pauses, he's got the document cam, the overhead cam
on the piece of paper in front of him.
And as he's like, if Trump signs that paper and then he signs his own name
and he realizes the cameras on it.
And so then he writes Donald Trump.
He signs Donald Trump's name underneath it as he's talking.
And then it just starts making a line of dots across the.
He's doodling, he's drunk and doodling.
And they've got the document cam on it.
Yeah, it's crazy. Great.
They're trying to blame him for some school shooting.
They're not. He starts agreeing with him.
I'm such a purist, I wouldn't do that.
And that's why I'm not the president.
There's a lot of.
But if he puts his signature to a bill, he puts his name.
He takes a bill, the ban, all semi automatic rifles that Diane Feinstein signs.
And he takes that pen.
He's playing it out. And he signs it.
Donald J. Trump.
Then there's going to be some big problems
for that crazy secretary he's got.
What?
We're going to break his name.
He does that.
His name is Mudd.
And you can guarantee this name will never back down.
So at that point, he's pointed back at his own signature.
This name never back down.
He's at he's at the over annunciating consonants form of drunk.
Yeah. Hold on. There's a little bar to this club.
He grabs his bill.
Never compromise.
And quite frankly, in this flick of Trump, I'll never play games.
I wouldn't even play these games with these people.
And I'm all about the frontal assault.
But I'm not sitting here saying I'm a greater man.
Trump's a greater man than I.
Is he?
At 71, I'll be deader than Donald, probably.
Yeah, I couldn't do what he's done.
I'm all like other men that want to know I'm better than him.
I'm a real man.
No, I'll that's.
I'll know what I've seen my better at least in certain ways.
Yeah, yeah, totally.
And then 80 percent of his show is telling.
I'm a big man. He's a big man.
Daddy, I'm a big boy.
Yeah, exactly.
That should be the name of his show.
Yeah, that would be a great name for a show.
Daddy, I tied my shoes.
But yeah, at the end there, I want to meet him now because he says
he'll recognize a better man when he meets her.
I want to see. I want to be judged.
I want to go to him like the Oracle of Delphi.
I want to go to him with like 18 different kids.
Right. Just be like, any of these better than you?
Hey, this one also, I made all of these.
So I'm definitely better than you.
You're a great man.
Yeah. So in this next clip, Alex Jones.
Larry over there, he was a miscarriage,
but I carry him around in tow.
In memory. Yeah.
So Alex at this point realizes he doesn't have enough
content to do his late night shift.
Too good to do a 34 hour marathon?
Or even just his small shift in the middle of it.
And so he decides to go to calls and we'll see how he doesn't
go to calls. Okay.
We're going to go to Raptor Man in New York.
Hell yeah.
Got to love.
City folks here in New York state.
We're going to go to Raptor Man right now,
but first while they're getting Raptor Man ready,
I'm the type of person that when I am,
which I usually am, you're usually right.
Yeah. I don't have any illusions.
You usually win.
You're the wind in our sails.
You're the ocean ships on.
You're the blood in our heart.
Blood in our veins.
The soul, the spirit in our guts.
You're the inspiration.
It's a paradox.
Sure.
Because I do these promos and I do these sales to raise money.
He does not know what a paradox is.
No.
I do 50% off.
We're only making like 10 bucks on a product.
That's not a paradox.
I think he thinks a paradox is a financial squeeze.
I need to sell products and in order to sell them,
I need to sell them for less, but then I make less money.
What a paradox.
That's not a paradox.
That's just Batman.
Pay for it.
And then I used to, I do donation runs
and we'd make millions of dollars on donations every year.
Now we have donation buttons on infowars.com
and prismplanet.com.
They're only about, you know, support section.
And then we raised like $10,000 today on that.
And a couple, you know, $300,000 in sales.
It sounds like a lot, but with the way we discount stuff,
that's like $100,000 profit.
You should not be telling people your business model.
That's very bad.
Also, if you're getting $100,000 in profit,
you're crushing it.
No.
$300,000 in revenue and $100,000 in pure profit.
Not for what he pretends his audience is.
Oh, I just meant ratio wise.
Oh yeah.
You make a third profit.
That's pretty good.
That's huge.
Yeah, but I think he's ballparkin' that baby
a little bit.
Might be.
But the idea that they've sold $300,000 worth of product
and gotten like $10,000 in donations,
when he gets off air, that will be 12 hours
into the marathon.
You gotta assume you're not making any money
with that 300 viewer count overnight shift
with Harrison Smith boring everyone to sleep.
So you gotta assume that like legitimately,
that's really bad for him.
It's a lot of money, but that's really bad
based on what he expects to make
and what he pretends his audience is.
You should not be saying these things on air.
Probably.
Yeah.
Which doesn't pay for hundreds of employees
and all this overhead and the lawyers, the attacks.
And I'm not big lawyers.
And the lawyers.
All I'm saying is you go to that grocery store,
you go to that mall, you go to wherever,
you spend all this money and it goes to globalist corporations.
Most of the time, I want to screw you over.
We're selling water filtration, air filtration,
globalist, government, books, videos, T-shirts,
you name it.
So close to cost at great prices.
You're crazy.
If you don't go to infowarstore.com.
I'm being sued because my prices are too low.
That's a fat rattle.
Just try to shut down our YouTube channels,
or Facebook, or Twitter.
So you see there, he's using the YouTube situation
to his advantage to try and sell products.
I'm a victim.
We're going to need you because they're going to get us,
they're going to get rid of us.
That's a big part of my argument as to why
this is not a winning strategy in terms of taking care of us.
And that's showing to be the case.
Say that I'm a sexual assaulter
and the EEOC complaint says a woman hug me
and I touched her on the back.
And that's not even true.
It's not what the complaint says.
You think I just run around here hugging women
all over the office when I know how this stuff works?
Yes.
Not that I'm blaming the women.
Yes.
Sounds like you're blaming the women.
And then all the rest of it, like.
It's exactly what he's doing.
We have open carry everywhere and it's intimidating.
The very woman that followed it's like asking
for concealed carry classes and on video shooting guns.
And there's not open carry in this office.
You have a giant gun.
Yeah, you have like a gaddling gun in the office.
Yeah.
It's neither here nor there though, really.
Like her wanting concealed carry classes
or whatever is irrelevant to the matter.
Like even if she's saying that she felt intimidated
by everyone carrying guns at the office.
Like that doesn't, just because she wanted classes on it,
that doesn't invalidate that she felt intimidated by it.
Yeah, that would still be.
Yeah.
Even if I was super well trained in gunfare,
I wouldn't want to work in an office
where everybody's also wearing guns.
I've gone to the shooting range a number of times in my life
and I understand the enjoyment
in shooting a gun recreationally.
I get it.
And I'm not against people owning guns as a rule
or anything like that.
But if I was in an office, like when I worked at Groupon,
if everyone was packing, I would be so scared.
It would turn any small thing into a very fraught Mexican
standoff very quickly.
Especially when you consider like the hair trigger
parts of people like Alex,
like him going from crying to screaming,
maybe performatively, but also sometimes it seems pretty
like you're feeling these things.
There's tons of allegations of him breaking stuff
in commercial breaks.
And he's even said on one of our episodes,
he's like, oh, I just broke a bunch of stuff.
I feel better now.
Yeah.
So that kind of thing is like,
that's not a good environment to have got.
Also, I've looked into this.
And Alex at the beginning of his first shift,
when he's talking about this allegation,
he's like, open carry is illegal in Texas.
I looked it up.
It's not.
No, of course not.
Open carry is very much allowed.
It's Texas.
And it's legal to have open carry
or concealed carry in an office.
All you have to have is you can't have one of those signs
that says no guns here or whatever.
You can have guns in private property,
assuming Alex Jones broadcasts from private property.
There's no reason why you couldn't have open carry
in your office.
So the fact that he doesn't mean something.
And the fact that he thinks open carry is illegal in Texas
means he's not even aware of the gun laws in his state,
which is troubling.
Anyway, there's a little more of this clip.
It's one of those, it's just like with,
it's just like Trump and the sexual assault allegations
where he's like, no, I never did that.
You can't prove anything.
And then you listen to the clip of him saying,
oh yeah, I do the exact things that these women
have said that I did.
Right.
Alex is like, no, we've never done all of that stuff.
I would never have, you know, I don't have guns out.
And every time it's like, well, let's go back to this show
whenever you said, I love carrying guns all over the place.
Or I never, I don't act in anger.
I don't do anything.
Well, let's go back to this show when you said
that you broke that shit all the time.
I would never treat Ashley Beckford like that.
Well, let's go back to when you called a woman succulent.
Just a minute ago.
Yeah, just literally a minute ago.
Luscious and succulent.
It's not innocent until proven guilty.
But if you've already admitted to all of the crimes,
just without names attached to them,
I'm gonna go on your guilty.
Well, Jordan, here's where you're done.
Trump said that that was locker room talk.
Right.
And incidentally, that's the same kind of excuse
that's coming out of InfoWars HR department.
Currently.
Which is run by Alex Jones' CIA dentist father, David Jones.
David Jones runs the HR department?
That's what's come out in this...
What?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, absolutely.
That's a conflict of interest.
Number one.
Are you kidding me?
Big time conflict of interest.
Wait, wait, so Ashley Beckford filed an HR complaint
to Alex's dad?
Most likely.
That is ridiculous.
To be fair, when I was reading from that EEOC complaint,
that was Rob Jacobson who said he filed a complaint.
It wasn't Ashley, just for the sake of accuracy.
Well, because Ashley, of course,
knew that it was his fucking dad.
Well, to be fair, I think what I remember
reading in that complaint was that,
I can't remember if she said she filed complaints
while she worked there or not,
because she didn't know who was in charge of anything.
Well, that's fair enough.
So that is the...
That's far more likely.
But Rob Jacobson did clearly state
that he had filed complaints.
So, but again, it's his dad.
That has such the ring of like,
when you're talking to your mom
because the elementary school bully beat you up
and she calls his dad and his dad is clearly like the asshole
who's the reason the kid's the bully in the first place
and he's like, I'll take care of this
and then he hits the kid
and then the bully comes to you the next day
and is like, you told me, you told on me,
if you ever do that again, boom, and he beats you up.
That's the job, that's the environment you work in.
Yeah.
Is any time your boss does something bad,
you tell his dad on him.
Yeah.
That's insane.
Here's the quote from the statement
that they made to the Daily Mail.
Jones' father, Dr. David Jones,
who's the company's head of human resources weighed in.
He admitted to Daily Mail.
Who's the company's head of human?
That's crazy.
That's crazy.
He admitted to Daily Mail
that the InfoWars office environment
can often be like that of a locker room.
He also confirmed that Jacobson had made complaints to HR
about certain issues
but insists none of those complaints were serious
or about anti-Semitism.
In writing, I did call him a pussy, yes,
and told him to get on with his life.
Yeah.
So they sort of make some standard nonsense defenses.
When asked about the beefcake incident,
Jones Sr. believed that had something to do
with the video incident.
Great band of the beefcake incident.
That might've been a case of 30 seconds
of someone giving him crap.
I can see that.
It's like a damn locker room.
Doesn't really, it doesn't fly.
Not a good workplace environment.
No, that's not good.
We have zero tolerance for ethnic discrimination
except on air.
Yeah, no kidding.
Yeah.
Wow.
It's kinda, oh, here's the great quote.
Jones Sr. said the company has made up
of quote, equal opportunity offenders,
adding quote, we're a very yeasty environment
and we give everybody crap.
I'm just being brutally honest here.
You don't want that from your HR head.
Wow.
That's kind of an admission of guilt.
Isn't that just saying like, oh yeah, we did that shit.
Yeah, we did that.
Didn't he say, we did that.
But that's kinda how we do.
We were mean to-
Like that's not a legal defense of like,
okay, I did do that.
But it's cool, man.
Hey, we're yeasty.
Yeah, we cultivate that kind of environment
where women aren't allowed and they feel miserable
all the time.
Come on, man.
Yeah.
Isn't that totally fine?
It's the 70s.
Hey, bro, we're mean to whites too.
Like that doesn't work.
That like-
In fact, we know we're mean to whites
because we only hire them.
I should not have said that part.
I feel like that quote might come up in court
in terms of it being like,
now you've kind of admitted these allegations are
foundationally true.
Yeah.
How do you respond?
Now we're looking at things you've said,
such as, yes, I did that.
And I did that too.
And oh, that one, I totally did.
You better believe it.
And fuck yeah, I did it.
Do you think these statements reflect poorly upon you
as we speak right now?
Yeasty.
All right, all right.
We're going to find you super guilty.
So Jordan, in this next clip,
boy, I don't even know how to set this up.
This is just an incredibly weird ramble
that gets into like a sales pitch in the middle,
but Alex is pretty noncommittal about it
because he wants to talk about spiritual issues
a little bit more than he wants to talk about sales.
But those spiritual issues are in service
of trying to make more sales.
Just like Jesus said.
Exactly.
So he's like inviting the money changers back
into the pitch more or less.
More like courting them back into that.
Hey, hey, hey, we'll give you a discount
if you money change in our fucking church.
50% off apparel.
Yeah, Easter sale.
I'm not complaining, but it's tiring and it's heavy.
So heavy.
But quite frankly, going through all this,
I've reached plateaus and ideas and things I never
would have reached if I hadn't been on this quest.
So I'm blessed to be on this quest.
He's a rhyme smith.
He's blessed to be on this quest.
To some extent, I...
But he is not too blessed to be stressed, my friend.
He is very stressed.
I in some ways relate to what he's saying
because I too have gone, it's been a lot of work
over the last year and a half or so,
but I've learned so much and I feel very thrilled
to have learned these things.
So I too am blessed to be on this quest, Alex.
Let's see where you go from there.
I'm not complaining, but I'm spiritually
a lot older than most of the old people I know.
And...
Sure.
I remember things I see people doing
I used to do 10 years ago, 20 years ago,
and I remember back when I was like them.
You know, like when Ashley Beckford worked here.
In all, my humanity's gone.
Because my humanity's so strong.
I don't know how to explain that,
but I've done this so long trying to warn people.
I've done this so long studying the AI
and the globalists and all the stuff they're doing to people.
This is so stupid.
I become removed from it now.
Oh yeah.
I'm far away from it now.
He's above us.
And I guess that's the brain and the soul of the mind
learns to anesthetize you from pain.
Heavy.
And whiskey.
In this whole fight, he's like 10,000 years ago now.
No, it's current.
I realize we're nearing the completion.
We're nearing the final decision of the species.
And I just want you to make the right decision,
which is whatever decision you want to make.
I'm not like the devil that lies to you
and tries to trick you and try to get you to do something.
I just know Christ is real and it's all there
waiting for you.
I'm not even strong enough to make sure my kids
are lined up with God and every parent knows how that is.
Am I?
I know the churches are corrupt.
I'm not sitting there saying they got all the answers.
All I'm telling you is there's a real devil
and he wants to take you with him forever
and you don't want to go there.
That's all I'm saying.
That's all I'm saying.
And so there's a sick part of me.
Doesn't even want to get up here on air
and beg for your support and your help.
That's not sick.
No, that's actually very interesting.
Because if you don't instinctively and spiritually
want to support us,
if you don't realize that we are on the very front lines
of the information and spiritual war
as weak as we are, God, I don't say that as a boast.
I keep looking for somebody to come along.
Why would that be a boast?
It's gonna do a better job.
I keep looking for somebody that wants,
I'm ready to put all my energy behind somebody else
and I keep looking and I keep looking
and I keep looking and all I see is you.
So real quick.
I think what he just said is
I don't hire good people.
No, I do not get quality recruits.
All these people are lemons.
The only people.
Why does David Knight work here?
He's the best.
Is he a legacy?
What happened?
Did my dad hire him?
Did I try and fire him and my dad said,
no, why did I make my dad head of human resources?
David Knight, no, and Troy are terrible.
Roger Stone keeps fucking with me.
I don't know what he's up to.
Jerome Corsi is a bum.
Steve Pachettic doesn't respect me as a man.
Jerome Corsi told me he was setting up a DC bureau
and he just keeps recording out of his apartment.
This is bullshit.
Lost my shirt trying to buy him an office.
What am I doing?
All these people are scam artists.
I'm hanging out with Milo Yiannopoulos now.
What am I doing?
God, God help me.
And don't even get me started on that prick Watson.
But then he's like, he's also saying like,
I keep looking for someone to take over
and all I see is you, the audience.
And that's almost like pointing a finger at them.
Like you aren't doing enough.
But then at the same time, what he's saying is like,
I feel like, you know, there's a sick part of me
that doesn't want to come beg for your money,
which again, like you said, I think that's a very,
that's probably your smartest part
of your body, Alex, in that case.
But then the way he's framing it is,
I don't want to convince you to give me money.
You should already get it.
Yeah, exactly.
You should already understand.
No, no, no.
He was very close to being like,
if you haven't already given money to Info Wars,
you're not one of us.
Well, what I flash back to is when I was in church,
one of the things that they would always tell us
in the youth group is like,
if you don't feel close to God,
you should pray to feel close to God.
And if you don't want to feel close to God,
you should pray to want to feel close to God.
And they're like, oh, okay.
All right, that's weird.
Yeah.
But that's like, if you're not giving us money,
you should want to give us money.
If you don't want to give us money,
you should want to want to give us money.
It's just like this weird,
like it's like that, like a chai-com nesting doll.
Yeah.
You know, it's just the woman inside,
the woman inside.
Exactly.
It's a little.
It makes perfect sense.
Yeah.
This group got a little left here.
Because it's all of us,
the individuals that are going to change the world.
It's all the little things we do.
It's not one hero that's going to do it.
It's all of us together.
Little things like buying my food.
And I just pray
that we can have a fix to this at justice
so that my son and my three daughters
who are Jewish,
don't have to go through the tribulation
by one of the daughters.
But you know what my gut tells me?
Humanity is going to have to pay
for what we've done with the unborn children.
And I had my children so they can be alive
and all this happened so good people are here.
Great.
And we're all going to pay real hard.
We're going to face Satan on the earth,
AI, robots, everything.
Because we forsake God.
That's everything.
And God's just.
And so all of you that think this is funny.
That's awesome.
And you serve evil and you think it's all a big joke.
You're going to hide the deepest mountains
and bash your head,
hoping you can die and you're not going to be able to die.
God, isn't that AI?
And you're going to beg for God to kill you.
And God's not going to kill you
because you served.
Seems like a weird God.
Yeah.
Seems like a weird God.
That is dark.
Yeah, you pray for God to kill you.
But no, that God that you thought was full of love,
he's more about torturing you for eternity.
Because you were wrong.
Because you treated unborn babies poorly.
Right.
Alex, you've paid for multiple abortions.
Calm down.
Yeah.
Also, like, just the feeling that I get from that is like,
there's just a feeling to it that really,
it delights me to a certain extent.
But also Alex there, when he is like,
all you people who think this is funny.
I think it's just because he has an awareness that like,
there's people laughing at him.
What he just said was hilarious.
Yeah, exactly.
Because he went right there.
He was like, it's going to be Satan.
The AI is going to walk the earth.
Robots, that's everything.
And to all you who think that's funny and you're like,
well, that's objectively funny, Alex.
I think he knows we exist.
Like, I don't want to get too highfalutin here,
but the fact that multiple Infowars employees started
retweeting, not retweeting, but like faving tweets that I had
or that Engels guy responding to one of my tweets,
John Rappaport followed us the other day.
Sure.
So like, I think that there's some sort of an awareness.
There might be, I can't say for sure,
but that would explain why Alex is like self-aware enough
to know that some people are laughing at him.
But also that could just be normal human self-awareness
because it is funny.
It's hilarious.
What he just said is fucking stupid.
We're going to have to fight Satan on earth.
AI and robots.
Everything.
That covers it.
Why didn't he say Chimeras?
I don't know.
That's his whole thing.
Like just a couple of months ago,
he was saying that Chimeras are it.
That's the big thing.
He's moved on to AI now.
Well, Chimeras were just a fad.
Yeah, that was just, it is what I'm into now.
Anyway, then this next clip, Alex Jones
makes a bold declaration that I don't believe.
And all I say is buckle up.
Buckle up.
Woo-hoo!
Buckle up.
Christine,
my soul has space jumped
down just a little ways.
Okay.
Into where this is going.
Just to take a look.
Where they're going to take us if we lose.
Go to bed.
The truth is you don't want to go there.
Okay.
Oh boy.
So your soul has space jumped?
Yep.
You know where it's going.
Hell.
You don't want to go there.
No.
We are going there though.
Apparently, yeah.
If his soul had space jumped,
like where did it space jump to?
Hell.
And are we talking about space jumping
or are we talking about time?
Time and space are the same.
Time and space, that's a good point.
They are one and the same equation.
That's right.
I don't know.
He's just a crazy person.
He's created an Einstein-Rosenbridge
underneath the Info War Studios.
No.
All this is, is that fucking weird dream
he had in 2015.
I bet.
I think that's probably what he's referring to.
I think we've listened to too much of this show
that we can know like, ah, that's what he's talking about.
Ah, you soul, your soul time jumped.
I know what you're talking about, buddy.
We had that really long dream.
Oh yeah.
You crazy person.
If you're just watching this and you're like,
oh wow, that's profound.
Like, no, no.
It was a dream he had a few years ago.
Don't worry about it.
So finally, no, by now you've probably forgotten,
but he said he was gonna go to calls.
Yes, that's right.
He's gonna go to calls.
So here's the beginning of Raptor.
Where's Raptor Man?
Here's the beginning of Raptor Man's call in.
Raptor Man in New York.
I can tell the personal betrayal,
the personal betrayal that you've had Doris hurt you, man.
It's really humbling to see.
I could tell you're an honest man
and you hate it when people take advantage of you
and do things that aren't honorable
and you're just trying to help people.
Well, I appreciate that now.
It hurts me that they're so falling.
You pussy.
Yeah, oh man.
He had to, because he can't allow other people
to feel bad for him.
Well, actually.
He can't, he listened to that
and here heard somebody, a listener, saying,
You all right?
I feel bad for you, Alex.
And he's like, you can't feel bad for me.
I feel great.
I always feel great.
I feel bad, not for me.
So don't you feel bad for me.
100%.
I feel bad for the bad guys.
Cause they should, they should feel bad.
They're the ones who feel bad.
So cowardly.
You should, you should not be, hold me.
Right.
That's what's underneath it.
Yeah.
And you know what?
I was watching this in live time
and then when I went back and watched it
to cut the clips and what have you,
there's two things that are running parallel
with the collars that are really interesting.
There's a sales piece of it.
And I'll talk about that a little bit further down the road.
But there's a B storyline that Alex wants
to fucking cry on air.
You can feel it in him that like,
there's so much that voice and what have you.
He wants to go to a caller that says something
that allows him to launch into a rant
that will make him cry.
Right.
Because I think he thinks that'll be great television.
But unfortunately, Raptor Man comes in with a pity party
and he knows that if he cries from that, he's weak.
He's weak.
And he can't show ass to his audience.
And then there's another caller later
who does the same thing and you could tell it's like,
fuck, you can almost see it in his face.
That it's like, I can't work with this.
It's not, don't you guys, I need to fake emotion
and you are only giving me emotion that is weak.
It's very frustrating for him.
But Raptor Man's call takes a turn for the real,
it's not good.
Okay.
Well, we know, we know that there are good people
in every race, color and creed.
We know there's bloodlines though
that the enemy tends to focus on.
And I think it's because the enemy fears those bloodlines.
If those people were to actually stand up
and do what their full potential was,
it'll be very successful and help free humanity.
But I think those people are targeted
because of their potential.
And it's a very, very sad thing.
So we have to grieve.
We have to grieve for them and just understand that
that what they see in us is a projection of themselves.
What the fuck?
The, they're afraid of certain bloodlines.
The Illuminati, I guess, or the powers that be
in the New World Order, they target certain bloodlines
because they're afraid of their potential.
And he's like, we're talking about,
we're going back to Dune.
We're talking about a trade.
He's again, that's what we're talking about here.
He said, setting that up,
there's good people in all races, colors and creeds.
But there's better people in certain bloodlines.
I think you know, there's ones on talking bird.
That clip, the context is clear by bloodlines.
He's talking about race, ethnic origin
and that sort of thing.
That's what he's talking about.
You got it.
Nailed it.
I'm not racist.
I don't think certain races are bad.
I just think certain races are better.
Certain races are so good that they have been held down
by my imaginary enemies.
Exactly.
Yeah.
Like mine.
Like I am, I am confederate royalty, Dan.
Why aren't I the king of the Confederacy?
Kind of, they have, they have held my bloodline down.
All my dad is, is a dentist, an HR guy.
And of course he works for the CIA from time to time.
Fully unqualified to be HR.
Like this is nepotism.
This is what this is.
Head of HR is not like an entry level position.
That's a career.
That is a job.
Yeah.
What is he, what is he doing on his side?
He's moonlighting.
No, cause he's retired from dentistry.
Oh, so he's just, he's just the head of HR.
Yeah.
Probably just there to take cover, you know,
provide cover for which he's doing a very bad job of.
Well, I mean, you know, all essentially admitting
that your kid did all the crimes.
Every good run has to come to an end.
And I'm sure they've had a ball for a while.
Right.
And now the chickens are coming home to roost.
Poor guys.
Anyway, in this next clip, Alex Jones talks about how like,
seeing poor people doesn't make him happy.
Makes him want to murder.
Wait, what?
You think?
Let's play that video.
We can't go back to calls.
You think I feel big when I see people, little kids,
eating out of trash cans in Venezuela.
And I know they've got thousands every week.
Donna Starvation.
Yeah.
Yeah.
You think I go, oh, look at those Hispanic people down there.
Eating out of trash cans.
I'm a white guy.
Texas man.
I'm, I'm Alex Jones.
I'm a big guy.
I'm, this is so close to Andy Daly's Don Domello.
Yeah.
Like the kind of voice.
It's gross.
And then the girls.
And then the girls.
Kids, you're not a trash cans.
But it's not as girls in with the dancing shoes.
It's damn close.
Yeah.
I'm a lot better than them.
See, to me, that's satanic, but let me tell you, a lot of people, including the people
that run those countries, when they drop by their limousine or their helicopter and
they see those families eating their garbage, it makes them feel real big.
Let me tell you what it makes me want to do.
So let's have throats.
Gross.
I'm going to kill those kids.
But that isn't going to fix things.
We got to grow crops.
Sure.
Got to promote free market.
Yep.
We got to teach renaissance.
What does that mean?
Crops.
Crops are the reasons those kids are, yeah.
Crops.
15 years ago was as rich as the U.S. per capita.
The average Venezuelan citizen was making as much as a U.S. citizen.
That's not true.
They were on par in the 1970s and 60s with the U.S.
And guess who was above the U.S. and Venezuela?
It was Argentina.
But they had big slick New York banks come in and teach them how to run stuff and teach
them how to be socialists.
The slick New York banks taught them socialism.
You know the slick New York banks that are so huge into socialism these days?
Yeah.
So I want to talk to you a little bit.
Anything I know about Goldman Sachs, it's nobody is bigger into socialism than them.
I want to talk to you a little bit about Venezuela because I think the way that Alex Jones speaks
about the situation there is really disgusting and degrading.
Yeah.
I believe he was, was he trying to talk about how in Venezuela they shared oil profits amongst
the people?
Somewhat.
But they didn't actually.
That was later.
Right.
That was towards, once the oil companies became nationalized, that was after like 1976.
But this is from a website called the Venezuela Analysis.
There's a lot of research into cultural and historical aspects of Venezuela.
I'm just going to read some of this as a quote.
I'm going to go on with Venezuelan analysis.
That's a good portmanteau.
It was not until 1912 that the first oil well was drilled.
Only thereafter, first Royal Dutch Shell and then Standard Oil became major producers
of oil in Venezuela.
Within a few years, by 1929, Venezuela was the world's second largest oil producer after
the United States and the world's largest oil exporter.
Between 1920 and 1935, oil share of exports went from 1.9% to 91.2%.
This of course had an immediate and dramatic impact on the country's economy, known among
economists as the Dutch disease.
The most important consequence of these was that the agricultural production declined
to almost nothing and the country fell behind in industrializing relative to Latin American
countries.
The definition of the Dutch disease explanation is, this economic disease is caught whenever
a commodity brings a sudden increase of income in one sector of the economy, which is not
matched by increased income in other sectors of the economy.
What happens is that this sudden sectoral increase causes several severe problems in
the other sectors.
The increased sectoral income causes distorted growth in services and other non-tradables
which cannot be imported while discouraging the production of tradeables which are imported.
The reason for this disparity is that the greater income rapidly raises the demand
for imports since domestic production can't meet the demand quickly enough and also raises
the demand for services which the domestic market has to supply because services cannot
be imported as easily as tradeables can.
The increased demand for imported goods and domestic services in turn cause an increase
in prices which ought to cause domestic production to increase but doesn't because the flow of
foreign exchange into the economy has caused a greater inflation of wages and prices.
It's the, what is it, Douglas Adams, it was the shoe point.
You have an economy suddenly starts making a lot of shoes, everybody wants shoes all
the time so then people start making more shoes, everybody starts their own shoe store,
then you forget, oh we don't have any groceries.
And their agricultural production becomes almost nothing.
So the continually increasing oil income led to an ever increasing reliance in Venezuela
on this source of income in lieu of individual income taxes.
By the 1950s however the world oil industry began to feel the effects of the oversupply
of oil especially following the increased production of oil in the Middle East and the
imposition of import quotas on the United States.
The consequence was crockily low oil prices.
In 1973 there was a Middle East oil embargo which led to the revenues of Venezuela's
oil sales quadrupling from 1972 to 1974.
Julie elected president Carlos Andres Perez intended to use the vast explosion of money
to fight poverty and diversify the economy through import substitution.
This had a good effect for a while but in the mid 1980s the price of oil crashed to
a low of $3.19 a barrel and Venezuela was devastated.
While agricultural production made up one-third of Venezuela's GDP in the 1920s it shrank
to less than one-tenth by the 1950s.
This agriculture makes up about 6% of Venezuela's GDP.
In addition to the Dutch disease problem the sudden increase of oil revenues in Venezuela
caused a serious problem in the government's fiscal policies.
That is the new revenues caused the illusion that the oil income could be used to industrialize
the country via massive infrastructure projects to sow the oil as the president at the time
with the oil boom Carlos Andres Perez used to say.
What happened was that the quadrupled government income caused government spending to quickly
increase and even surpass the new found revenues.
When the oil income began to decline again it was not as easy to reduce government spending
as it had been to increase it.
The result was the government gradually went deeper and deeper into debt.
Between 1970 and 1994 foreign debt rose from 9% to 53% of the GDP.
So the reason that Venezuela is devastated is partially mismanagement and partially you
know some problems it's not gotten better necessarily but the cause of all of it is
the white man.
Well you can simplify it that way if you want but it is this Dutch disease idea where
their economy was solely reliant on oil.
And if your economy is solely reliant on the fluctuations in price of one particular commodity
then your government is also going to be just as fluctuated.
It is going to as you can see from the way that Venezuela has had so many fucking coups
and revolutions and all of this stuff over and over again is because ultimately your
economy is fucked.
Like even when it's going well it's really just masking how fucked it is.
Well and that's what was happening in the 60s and 70s when you had that quadrupling
of income from oil.
You had the illusion of the average GDP being like the per capita is much higher because
there are tons of people who are making a shitload of money on this oil and it inflates
the appearance of the economy when you look at it in terms of averages.
So like I think that the situation is far more complicated than even I presented it
as or you and I fully understand but the reason that Venezuela got devastated and is still
trying to work it out is because of that Dutch disease element.
And Alex's belief that it's like oh no this is what happens with socialism is fucking
stupid.
It's there's a much more complicated ecosystem that exists in.
That's what happens with capitalism.
Literally that is the score.
Capitalists went in and destroyed it.
Right.
Yep.
That's it.
That's the free market.
Alex.
Alex is stupid.
He starts to get introspective and once again we see an indication that maybe maybe I'm
doomed to failure.
Hmm.
I'm afraid doing a fundraiser because yeah you are.
I'm trying to expand.
I'm trying to hire more hosts.
I'm trying to have more people on it to cover every clip and beat the globalists and beat
the censorship.
And hey maybe I'm not supposed to Owen and Darren Owen Schroder down the greener coming
up.
Great.
Maybe we're not meant to beat these people but you know what?
We got 50% off.
They got a thing where they take puppies, baby puppies or baby cats and breeding that aren't
the way they want them to look.
Do they?
They just put you in a bath of water and the globalists have decided to exterminate everybody
and like little puppies in a cage and they're going to set us into a bed of water, a tub
of water and I'm going to chew on a lot until I finally roll over and my eyes go up and
that's why they call me a racist tonight.
That's why?
What?
I don't want to die.
Is that why?
I don't want to die.
Were those their reasons specifically?
And kill you.
They already told me they'd take me many times but I realized they're dead already.
It's like oh join us we won't kill you and I'm like uh you're dead already.
They're not.
They may be in a sleep, sleeping beauty over there but they're not.
It's a very strange conversation you're not going to be able to finish.
No that's okay.
My ancestors are dead, I'm not yet.
So again you've got to understand the mindset of these people.
That I'm creating in my head.
I understand the mindset of the people he thinks he's talking about more than I understand
the mindset of him.
Understand the mindset of the people he thinks he's talking about.
I understand the mindset of the people that are his enemies, his fake enemies because
it's the mindset of many classical villains from film.
Yeah exactly.
It's like these are like tropes of literature and that sort of thing.
I get that.
I've seen a Bond movie or whatever but like the guy.
I don't understand the mindset of Blofeld.
He just doesn't, it doesn't make any sense what he's doing.
He's just describing plot holes.
His entire career is him describing plot holes.
That's it.
In his own screenplay.
In his own screenplays.
Yeah.
It's weird.
Yeah it is much more difficult to try and wrestle with like what is the mindset of the
person who would create these fictional enemies to be up against just so you can make money
I guess.
And that's why they call them racist.
Maybe it's because of all the racism.
Could be.
At this point Alex Jones gets a caller and I've never heard.
His name is Man Raptor.
No.
I have never heard a caller whose voice more matches what they say they're up to than this
guy.
This is crazy.
Okay.
Let's take another call.
Thank you.
Robert in California.
Go ahead.
Hello sir.
My name is Robert Bentley and I'm on the ballot running for Congress in the 36th District
of California.
Wow.
Well you're a brave man brother.
Wow.
Yes sir.
I am so honored to be fighting.
I'm honored to fight with you brother.
I'm a proud member of the NRA and I support Trump 100 percent however like you I am very
very concerned.
He shouldn't be so nice to all these people to treat him so badly.
Great.
Wow.
Trump should be meaner.
Wow.
That guy's either 80 or 22.
You know what I'm saying.
Like you could go in the right.
Also shouldn't Alex be getting his high school bully rage up right now listening to that
voice.
I wasn't a bully and listening to that voice I'm like I'm going to steal that guy's lunch
money.
Put him in a locker.
I want to steal that guy's lunch money so bad right now.
But no because he's on the same side as Alex and he loves the NRA and thinks Trump should
be meaner.
I am a proud card-carrying member of the NRA.
Sure.
That guy's a dweeb.
He's a dweeb.
He's on nerd patrol but at the same time like he's on the same side as you.
Yeah but come on man.
He's like the nerd who teaches you about Moneyball and helps you improve your baseball game.
I don't know.
I'm trying to think of some.
My name's Robert Bentley and I above the ballot.
I called that perfectly.
Yeah.
You fucking nailed that.
That's I really kind of didn't understand exactly what it was you were trying to say
and then it all was clear immediately clear.
That guy like based on that.
That's not a put on voice like that he's just created for himself.
That guy was born to run to Congress as a Republican.
Yeah.
Exactly.
He's a chimera.
He's living his truth.
So in this next clip I want you to not talk over it really quick.
It's not that awful or anything but I want you to listen to Robert here the guy who's
running for Congress.
Oh I thought he was going to go away real quick.
No he will after this clip but I just want I want to not interrupt it because it's interesting
to listen to him say he doesn't categorize people and then proceed to categorize people.
Oh God.
These people are so stupid.
It's fascinating within the same sentence.
Yeah.
It's hard to be polite about it.
It is so awful so disgusting that most of the people I deal with regular folks.
I deal with people of every color of every people who like to categorize people.
I deal with people of every category.
I don't categorize them.
We always get along but I recently went to the women's march in Palm Springs.
The mayor of Palm Springs is a transsexual person.
Category.
Now this person led essentially the march.
Talk about mansplaining.
This is absurd.
It's a man in a dress.
No I get it.
It's exactly.
It's like a man as a woman leading the women.
It's again it's all Tavistock Institute to break up families, confuse things.
I don't care if a man wants to be a woman.
I'm not.
You're like oh I've got a bow down to you.
Oh my god.
I've got to pay to have your gendals cut off or whatever.
It's like no.
Just stop it and you're right.
Then they end up leading the women and it's a man doing it.
It's all like some joke.
I appreciate your call.
Great.
Great.
It actually, Alex, it does sound like that because that sounds like it was written as
a joke.
It sounds like I was at the women's march and the mayor was a transsexual.
Talk about mansplaining.
Right.
Like that's the hackiest bit I've ever heard.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I'm sure that flies around like.
Oh yeah.
No.
He thinks that's hilarious and he was shocked.
He didn't get a huge laugh out of it.
I bet his buddies love it.
Oh yeah.
They're like you're the funniest guy running for Congress.
Hilarious.
I just.
I get along with everybody.
Name.
Anybody.
All of them.
Yeah.
Name every person you've ever got along with.
I do not know anything about this guy and I would never get along with him.
No.
Just by listening to him.
You hear that voice and you got to go.
Yeah.
Like I hear that voice and I'm like.
Oh boy.
Oh.
I don't know what it is.
I have lost.
I don't know what it is.
I've lost or never really had the like rage that comes from nerd voices like that.
But I do have like a void.
A void.
I never.
No, it's not.
Especially among adults.
I'm not.
It's not anger.
It's just like.
Not do that.
And you know, you don't have to.
Right.
The other.
The other part too is just the like I don't categorize people and then he says transsexual
person.
Which is.
Let's say category.
Well, it's a category.
He went.
He went by.
Was that kingdom or phylum?
Which way was he going to categorize?
Yeah.
And then he's just a transphobic.
Anyway, Alex in this next clip discusses how important what's going on right now is.
Also, what does he think?
What does he think he's actually saying whenever he's talking about a transsexual, a transwoman
leading the women's march?
He thinks that it does he think that that's it's a Pied Piper thing for him.
I think is that what he thinks that a man is tricking them by removing his own genitals.
Wow.
Whether or not to pay for it.
Yeah.
Well, that's true.
So, Alex, in this scenario, Alex has already paid for it.
Right.
So.
And he's mad.
That is insane to this guy.
Right.
Because the man is bad.
Yes.
I guess.
He would be a trans exclusionary feminist if he was a feminist.
Yeah.
He's a trans exclusionary misogynist.
Yeah.
Yes.
I guess.
I don't know.
So wait, wouldn't he be on the side of the guy if the guy would never mind.
I can't.
I can't.
I can't parse this.
No.
This is stupid.
What he's saying is really stupid.
It's baffling.
But at the same time, I want to get to this clip because it's really funny.
Alex is really getting grandiose and then he takes a turn where I think it's the point
where he's like, I can't get drunk enough to enjoy this.
I want to go forward with you into the stars and I'm scared we're not going to make it.
We've gone so far.
Look how far we got.
Please join me, please.
We've come so far.
If you just believe in humanity and God, we can have everything together.
They'll study all this a thousand years from now when our species is on Alpha Centauri.
That ain't nothing new to me.
Black Panther soundtrack.
Are we really that falling?
Can we reach for the stars?
It's written in our flag.
All right.
I'm done.
I'm done.
I got to go home, go to bed.
We're going to take five, six calls and I'm out of here.
All right.
I just love this.
All right.
I'm done.
I got to go to bed.
I'll take five or six calls and then I'll get out.
I'm so drunk.
I'm so tired.
We're going to go to the stars.
It's written on our flag.
Rob do call me an Uber who who wrote it on the flag.
Tell me who wrote it on the flag.
Somebody wrote.
I'm going to take some calls.
I got to get out of here.
He's just at this point too.
I think manifesting an intense frustration that none of these callers are giving him
what he needs.
Namely, the impotest cry and so he goes on to another call and she also does not succeed
in making him look cry because again, because it would make him look weak the way she's
presenting things normally should get you into an emotional state, but Alex doesn't
like soft emotions.
Let's start with Judy in Florida.
You're on the air.
Thanks for holding.
Go ahead.
Hey, Alex.
It's good to talk to you again.
Oh mom, are you looking at you earlier on the screen and I never seen you look
so sad and tired and I know you're very tired with all the work that you're doing.
I think one of the first off, I love your products taking the biggest branch of this
thigh off has been you because of all the attacks.
Sure.
Yep.
At this point, far out was anyone I know who's the victim right now boy, it sure is
Alex at this point far out was trolling the chat room and he was like, he's not tired.
He's drunk.
And then a couple people were like, no, he's really tired, but a lot of people started
jumping in back.
That guy's so drunk.
And what I realized is there's one of two options because I did this later in the night.
I was bored and so I started trolling the chat room myself.
It was during Harrison Smith's part and I was like, this guy is so boring right and a bunch
of accounts started chiming in like, yeah, this guy is boring.
What is he doing?
Alex is trying to put us to sleep and I got a lot of people to jump on board with the
fuck this guy.
He's so boring.
Right.
And the same thing happened when far out was doing the this guy is drunk shit and made
me realize one of two things.
One is people listening.
There's a lot of people who are watching it in the same spirit that we're watching.
Yes.
And are just waiting for a leader to jump in and be like, yeah, let's get on board with
that guy.
Right.
Or a lot of the people are bots and they're just mirroring whatever the comments are just
reiterating or like using the idea and making simple sentences based on it in the chat.
There could be like chat bots in there.
Or they could just be info or listeners who are naturally going to follow literally any
leader.
See, that's the other thing I thought about.
And it's like, everyone is so fucking malleable or it's, you know, cause a lot of the sentences
weren't great.
It was the sort of thing that I could see definitely.
Yeah.
But that is not a disqualifier for a regular info or listeners.
That's why I'm confused.
I don't know.
The other thing that was crazy was it's like people engaging with like, he's drunk.
No, he's not.
Like a little bit of that.
And then one guy just writing an essay about Gnosticism, just like, okay, this guy's gotten
it.
That guy's real.
That guy's definitely real.
Oh yeah.
It's like, oh, Project Camelot isn't doing a stream tonight.
Better go over to this one, write about Gnosticism.
So at this point, Alex is in such a bad head space that he declares that the end times
are upon us.
Oh, already?
You're right.
We're looking at this.
We're entering the end times.
And I thought we had already in times like, oh, shut up.
It's a thousand years off.
I'm realizing I think we're beginning to enter the end times where if God does intervene,
even the elect would be deceived.
I, I, I totally, that's why I told God, like I'm not perfect.
I have a lot of problems.
Just please just don't let them get me.
I don't want to be with them.
Please.
That's all I fear.
That's your choice, Alex.
Well, I don't think you have anything to fear.
I mean, I know my son and I are saved and I have a daughter that lives.
My son and I are saved.
My son and I are saved.
Saved.
Saved.
Saved.
And I love her husband, but he's very much a, you know, he, he looks like a strapping
Scottish guy because he is, but he's like a story boy and she's an atheist and I'm not
going to be the one to reach her, but you know, I've got dozens of people praying for
her because I really believe what's happening in Israel.
I believe I'm going to say, can you feel like the evil in the world?
Like good, good's there too, but like the evil is just, it's intensifying like your
son-in-law, your son-in-law is evil, dirty soy boy.
So that, that, I don't know if we were really talking about that.
What is a soy boy?
Paul Joseph Watson made a video like a couple of months back where he was misusing science
to try and claim that a soy is like a super feminizing and all this stuff.
So he drew a bunch of conclusions about like people are drinking soy lattes.
All these liberals are drinking soy lattes.
That's why they're such a feminized dorks or whatever.
And it just became a meme on the internet and it probably actually, he probably ripped
it off of some message board.
Yeah.
I was going to say.
But he made a video about it.
It's become a thing where they, they kind of throw it around as an insult.
The thing is, it's not as fun as Cuck to say.
I know.
So they're going to get to keep it.
It's never going to.
Yeah.
I'm never going to say soy boy.
No one's going to throw soy boy back at them.
Yeah.
It's gross.
So they get to just have it and it's going to linger in the alt-right world for a long
time.
Sadly.
Because Cuck, we reclaimed as like a.
Cuck is hilarious.
It's fun to say.
Yeah.
The other thing is that boring intern whose name I can't remember, um, they, they, a couple
times they played a video of him going out to the university of Texas at Austin.
Yeah.
And his name is soy C. Cuck boy.
Right.
He goes out and he claims he's trying to get political discourse going or whatever, but
he runs into two people with signs and they just block him and so he, he ends up trying
to walk around them and they just block his path.
Yeah.
Nah, dude.
They block his path with the sign and then he's like, you're assaulting me.
Nah, dude.
So they keep playing it as like info wars reporter is assaulted and the only thing that's actually
in the video is whoever the cameraman is literally pushes a woman.
The only thing that's actually in the video and it's like, what are you guys doing?
You idiots.
But the reason I bring it up is, uh, the, uh, when he's being blocked by a sign, uh,
he's like, look at this guy.
He looks like a soy boy.
The one of the other guys who's standing there is like, you know, it's, that's really weird
because a lot of Alex's products that he sells on your website have soy in them.
There's a lot of soy in those products.
And so this guy's response is like, Oh no, that's a meme.
That's a meme.
What?
And like, that's a shitty defense.
That's his.
Oh boy.
You know, that's a meme.
Like, oh, we've reached a new level of incompetence.
Yeah.
Alex's staff.
You guys got to figure this out.
We're out in the field and recognize, like admitting, yeah, that's not really something
that we believe in.
It's just, so we're just trying to make people mad.
You understand?
You get it?
Yeah.
You get it?
Yeah.
We're just trying to provoke people.
Again, all of Alex's shitty sub-hosts make the subtext text every time.
Yeah.
It's a meme.
It's so bad at it.
It's a meme.
So anyway, this next caller gets us back to the, the other, uh, so there's the, they
aren't going to make him cry side.
And then this is the other side, which is Alex wants your money.
It's really bizarre because in this call, the caller literally offers to split Alex's
legal fees.
And, and, he's just like, no, could you please buy some, could you please buy some product?
Let's see what happens.
Oh God.
Stephen and Austin.
Stephen Austin, go ahead.
Hey Jay.
Hey Jay.
Good evening.
No.
The stone cold is here.
I can tell the weight of the world is under shoulders.
My friend, uh, I'm an old friend and God works a mysterious way with my friend and that's
why I'm calling tonight.
First off, you have a lot of friends that are with you and behind you specifically folks
that are self-made people that own their own businesses, that do their own thing and
create jobs, et cetera around this world.
I know that.
I'm very honored.
Very humbled.
Yeah.
I'm one of them, man.
And, um, it's, it's, it's, gosh, it's been, shoot, you and I haven't talked in two plus
years, but I wanted to go with a couple of things.
Number one, just remember that you do have a lot of support and a lot of friends behind
you.
Uh, number two, there's a lot of stuff you're working through with employee problems and
EOC and all that crap and this and that, but I'll put my money where my mouth is.
I don't have the millions that Gary has.
Uh, however, I've got a fantastic labor law attorney and if you ever need any help, I'll
split the bill with you.
Well, you're awesome.
No, it's not even that it's that the people would lie like that.
Like people have done nothing to, but help like one of them when they were sick, I let
them off for like four months and still paid them and stuff.
It's like, it's like the weakest people, but we still can't be evil.
It's like the weakest people you help them and they're like vipers.
It's just like, like, why would you act like that?
Why would you lie like that?
And just it hurts your faith in the humanity that people will do stuff like that.
Sure does.
Sure does.
Big brains got my contact information so you can talk to him and we don't want to talk
later.
That's fine.
But I mean what I say.
And I hear you.
That's what we're doing.
Donations by the products.
But yeah.
Uh-huh.
Yep.
Mm-hmm.
Yep.
Once again, we get back to, uh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, just buy
shit.
Just buy shit.
I can launder the shit you buy.
Yeah.
I can launder that.
I can't just take your money.
Do you not get the game yet?
This leads me to my next point and that is that there was a much higher incidence of fortified
supply commercials during the, uh, the marathon than there ever is on his show.
Yeah.
I think there's a reason that is fortified supplies being run illegally.
I don't, I don't know.
I don't, I, I'm not a lawyer.
Also, I like that the guy is like, I, a lot of self-made people.
I make a lot of great jobs for a lot of people.
I have a labor attorney on retainer right because I make so many great jobs for people.
Right.
It's, it's crazy to me that they keep suing me.
I need one of the best.
I, look, I am such a great job creator.
I have no idea why my employees hate me, but you understand, I think that the reason that
Alex is freaked out is that he recognizes, I'm not going to take these to court.
I'm going to pay these people off.
Yeah.
He just knows he needs a certain amount.
So he just wants to make as much as he can.
He's already budgeted out what these lawsuits are going to cost him.
I'm sure.
I would hope so.
He doesn't want that to come into like, I don't want you to give me a lawyer.
I want your money.
Right.
I want this money.
Right.
You understand me?
Damn idiot.
You are offering to solve what is ostensibly the problem and to me that means that's not
the real problem.
Of course not.
There's some other problem.
And I think it's just wants money.
I don't want to take this to court.
Right.
I will lose.
Yeah.
My head of HR pops said I did that shit.
I want to pay these people to go away.
I have a lawyer who's just good enough to threaten the people who are suing me with
exposing information about them to make the whatever the settlement lower than they probably
deserve.
That's it.
You understand.
That's the game I play.
That's it.
Yeah.
He's able to talk Humdiulakaya into just, you know, dropping the lawsuit and making
me do a public apology.
I'll do that.
That's good.
I apologize.
Ashley, you want an apology?
Sure.
Come on.
Yeah.
That's what's going to end up happening.
And he knows that it's not going to be a protracted lawsuit or anything like that.
Of course not.
It's got to be something else.
I don't know exactly what it is, but that leads me to believe like these lawsuits are
fucking him up emotionally because he knows he's guilty.
So that's what's driving the like the performance and the emotion and the feeling screwed and
all that sort of stuff.
But it's not the financial piece.
I think he's just using like, okay, these people are suing me and YouTube is coming
after me in quotes, perfect opportunity for me to put on a marathon and raise a whole
shitload of money.
Right.
Because if I just regardless of whether or not that money comes from the people who are
ostensibly giving it to me, hey, what's weird during this 34 hour marathon, we got
one huge donation.
Oh, also tax.
One huge anonymous donation.
Taxes are due in a month.
Crazy.
Also, that might be a part of it.
Super weird how we got this one massive hundred million dollar donation from an anonymous donor
who's clearly an info wars listener loves it, loves it, loves it, job creator through
this business.
I am running illegally.
So now at this point, Alex decides to say some stuff he should not have said at this
point.
He gets into, um, I can't imagine this not coming up in court.
Okay.
Quite frankly, he starts talking about Rob Jacobson in ways that, oh, no, he doesn't
need, he doesn't need to say these things.
His lawyers should have told him to say nothing.
I would have advised him that I love, I want to be one of his lawyers.
That's the easiest job in the world.
Give good advice and then watch him not take it and your fees go up bill hours.
It's so easy.
Alex, as your lawyer, shut up.
Yeah.
Hold on.
Let me, uh, let me, what, what, where did you just say, yeah, that's another billable
hour.
Hold on.
Hold on.
Rob do called Ashley Beckford a coon.
Oh boy.
Hey billable hours.
Come on now.
That literally is in her complaint.
Yeah.
By the way, of course that's fucked up anyway.
My feelings are just hurt all that the very, it's so satanic.
Like I knew Rob Jacobson and I had him as a video editor when I had a few other editors
and he was so homely and so alone and, and no one ever treated him well.
He couldn't believe he got a paycheck and he'd worked at all these free liberal things
and the music channel hadn't gotten paid and he was like, he was away from me and like
I took him to Christmas and I took him to Thanksgiving and I was nice to wish I took
him to Christmas and I said, Hey, come to Thanksgiving, don't you have any family in
town?
No friends.
He's like, I don't want to go.
You like Trump.
Now, well, that's okay.
You don't have to work if you don't like Trump, you know, it's all right.
And then to have him lie like that and say all that, it's like defeating him, which we
will do is like, I would walk around the office calling people any submitting names.
I mean, not in the complaint.
No, he was just telling you that's what he would do.
I don't need to call people names to feel powerful, but they know what to say.
They wrote that stuff for him.
They know what to say.
They know to invert, to misrepresent, like I would sit there and say, Oh, like to say
they things they say, like, I'll walk into the room and like scream epitaphs at black
people.
I mean, we were Nazi shoes.
That's not in the complaint either.
No, it sounds like he's just telling us what it is he's doing.
Well, the Nazi shoes thing is in the complaint, but he's taking it totally out of context
for to make it.
It's just another creating a straw man of the complaint here in Ashley Beckford's EEOC
complaint.
Darren McBreen received two gifts of fitness shoes, one of which was laden with swastikas
from the fan of info wars and Donald Trump, which he proudly displayed to me that she
and then in parentheses, that's create hostile work environment.
Yeah.
He wore one of the pairs and then in parentheses, it specifically states without the swastikas.
So Alex saying the, you know, the claim is that we wear Nazi shoes, right, literally
says right there, he wore the other pair, but showed me the swastika shoes.
Yeah, it's, it's fine.
They don't wear Nazi shoes.
They display them proudly in their offices like your bronze baby shoes.
Yeah, exactly.
I feel like that's worse.
I think I would rather have them wear the Nazi shoes because then that's like a joke.
But if you hang them up in your fucking office, that's kind of like, look at those great Nazi
shoes.
I'm very torn about it because like, you know, who sent those shoes?
Sandra Bullock could have a, I'm torn about it because on the one hand, like if someone
sent us Nazi shoes, I would be like, what the fuck?
Oh yeah.
No, that's waking up with a horse head in our, in our bed.
Yeah, totally.
Imagine if we had such a fucked up audience that someone sent us shoes with swastikas
on them.
As a gift.
Like I would be blown away and if I worked in a workplace, I'd be like, can you believe
how fucked up this person is?
And I probably would show them to people, but then I'd burn them or something like that.
I would do, and the fact that it's in a complaint leads me to believe that the presentation
of it was very different.
Was not, um, hey, for real, maybe we're the bad guys here.
Right.
It should be.
The shoes.
Right.
It should be some sort of an indication that like maybe we're not encouraging the best
out of people.
Right.
So anyway, that's just another instance of him creating straw men, uh, arguments about
the, the claims.
He's just saying that the, the claims are different than they are, which again leads
me to believe that the real claims or the reality is that the claims are fairly accurate.
Oh, absolutely.
Kind of the sense I get.
Absolutely.
And we, and we do all this.
It doesn't hurt me that I'm being attacked.
It hurts me that they've got people so given over to the lie that they believe it because
that's the thing.
They believe it.
They believe I'm Hitler.
I don't think that George Soros, the work for Hitler, they believe someone who is fighting
the Hitler energy.
Someone that argued and debated poorly, David Duke in the filing, I love David Duke and
I'm with him even though the whole thing is me debating him and Rob wanted to come on
and debate him.
It doesn't matter.
It's like.
So, uh, the claim doesn't say that he liked David Duke.
They just point out that he had an unprecedented amount of time for an interview with Alex.
And when we listen back to that, seemed like he loved David Duke, seemed like he wanted
to appear to not, but was failing.
He was really liking him.
Seems like they just had, they were agreeing on a lot of stuff.
It seemed like they just had semantic differences about their beliefs.
And in, uh, in Rob Jacobson's complaint, uh, it references the David Duke interview because
David Duke called him that Jewish individual, right?
And then Rob Dew and Owen Schreuer consistently called him the Jewish individual and the resident
Jew and stuff like that.
That's not great.
Well, it's, it's at least harassment.
Yeah, I would say so, but it's a yeasty environment.
That's, that's very anti-Semitic.
Anyway, the thing is, like Alex again is making a straw man saying that in the complaint, I
love David Duke.
That's not in there.
The Satanism, the inversion, because they never half flip it.
They always total flip it.
We're fighting Satanism.
We're fighting Naziism.
And so we are with holding it over.
We are with Naziism and you look at someone whose soul has been overrun and you go, oh
my God, oh, it's like a big tentacle, reach in and grab somebody you knew and just took
them and went into hell and they're gone.
And then you're not even worried about the lie they said about you.
You're thinking about them like, what dimension do they hang in like skin deep or under the
skin?
That movie where Scarlett Johansson actually rode out in Scotland in the dead industrial
zones.
And this beautiful woman was there and the men actually got all these HD cameras and
she'd taken her to these big dark mansions where they had a big pool of water and the
men would get naked and walk in real and that cut the alien sucks their blood out and everything
and they in the fiction.
But real men went to be killed ritualistically.
They went that far in the movie to be with her.
It was a movie fish, the angler fish like that light, that beautiful woman was the light
and they could get men into a mansion to walk in the pools of water, black pools and it's
like, you know, it's like, what the hell?
And you realize Hollywood and power is like that black pool and Scarlett Johansson pulls
up and goes, you're finally going to be somebody.
It's Alex Jones say he did these things.
Oh, I see.
Was that the metaphor?
So you lose a little, you're like, I remember being in Thanksgiving going, here's some Turkey.
What?
And like, and then you see the adult response.
Yep.
Yep.
That makes sense.
On a computer, there were bodybuilders.
It was gay grooming.
So that becomes Jones is having gay grooming and raping women because a woman hugging.
No, it's just, it's so satanic.
Also the subtle, she hugged me.
She hugged me.
No, a woman hugged him.
It's the issue of agency that he's flipping.
So he's being satanic because he's flipping things.
Pretty much.
I don't fucking care.
He's not even folding them over, flipping them a hundred degrees.
That metaphor is exhausting.
Like when I heard that, I was like, I, I, I, I, I mean, empathy is tough at this point
for him, but there are points like in the middle of that telling of a Scarlett Johansson
movies plot pretending it's real.
I like, I worry for him, you know, there's still a part of me that's like, I am deeply
concerned about what's going on in that head.
Yeah.
It sounds like he really doesn't know that all of his listeners are Nazis.
Yeah.
Or at least the diehard ones.
Let's get to this next clip because that's actually super relevant to this.
At the beginning of this clip, he, he seems delusional at the end of it, he is delusional.
I don't feel like powerful like, Oh, I'm going to beat Michael Jackson's lawyer.
You know that they've hired the Democrats or the Democrats like, like, like every time
I defeat them, it's not like a power trip.
So that's the delusional piece.
I think he thinks he, I keep beating the globalists like you have narrowly avoided people following
through with lawsuits and you've made multiple public apologies and basically just, I mean,
you are the one who's settling, you know, like you are the one, but he's outsmarting
them.
Right.
Yeah.
He keeps, he's like, Oh yeah, I beat the, I beat the globalists like you didn't, you
lost a lawsuit.
No, he apologized.
Okay.
You did.
He apologized.
He also lost the court custody case with his wife.
Yeah.
But he won it cause he didn't want those kids.
Well, no, he's also won it because he apparently has been dragging it out since then, uh, with
like injunctions.
Right.
Cause he's too busy winning.
Right.
It's not even like, and first of all, the globalists aren't real.
No.
He's not beating the globalists.
He's losing lawsuits to people he's slandered and mistreated, right?
But then narrowly getting through, uh, like the Duke boys, yeah, getting out of a pickle.
Yeah.
That's like beating them.
Cause I just keep beating these people so fucking good at this.
And that, that again is like, that's a troubling way to look at reality.
But anyway, the Nazi thing is going to come back.
It's like, God, why didn't they join me?
Like, and they just go like, we'll beat him.
We'll beat him.
We'll beat him.
We'll beat him.
Oh yes.
Over and over, but the listeners, the activists, they just keep spreading the word and supporting
us.
And so they can't have what they want over and over and over and over and over again.
And I'm exhausted.
I'm like, let them win.
Third time he said he wants to quit me roll over like a dead whale.
It's kind of like the South African farmers that produce 70% there's 10 million plus people
in South Africa.
You can look it up.
No, it was like 18 million.
Let's look up the, I forget the population.
There's 40,000 farms, maybe 130,000 people on them, little farms, three, four people
on each one.
They leave half of that country will starve to death.
But under communist rule, they won't even know the Marxist defense minister says they're
going to kill all whites.
They didn't.
We covered it today.
I love those Africans, but under racial brainwashing, under true Nazi activity, they don't even
know and they just want to kill.
And that's what freaks me up.
I could see being freaked out by that if that were real.
So in South Africa, the South African parliament, they voted 241 to 83 to confiscate some white
owned land without compensation that happened recently.
Awesome.
White South Africans are 8.25% of the population and own approximately 72% of the farmland.
And the reason for this, 100% traces back to the days of colonization and apartheid.
In the aftermath of the end of apartheid, land was never distributed fairly.
So the issue is lingered as the white minority still claims possession about three quarters
of the usable land in South Africa and therefore controls, they have a massive, well, they
own it.
They have a massive power imbalance.
That's how that works.
Sure.
So they stole it.
Yeah.
And basically, they stole it and now it's finders keepers.
Even this Marxist guy that Alex is railing about was like, we're not talking about slaughtering
white people.
But here's where the quote goes bad.
At least not yet.
See, I don't understand why you thought that went bad.
It's bad optics.
I feel like that was the right thing to say.
It's bad optics.
But when it is as a situation, I love it.
That's funny.
And also, I hope he means it.
I didn't hear it said so it could have been in jest.
I don't know.
But be that as it may, like what the situation we're looking at now is just people trying
to make right what wasn't made right at the end of apartheid because control of the land
is power.
And even though the formal system of apartheid went away, you live in a place where people
can't possibly live equitable lives if three quarters of the land is owned by less than
8% of the people.
Just because it's not state sponsored apartheid doesn't mean it's still not economic apartheid.
Absolutely.
So ironically, a lot of the Afrikaners and the people who are against this ruling by
parliament think that it's a racist attack on white people have threatened to go to the
UN about it, which is really funny considering everything.
Also the opponents of this move have claimed that Zimbabwe did a similar thing back in
the 2000s and it led to massive famines.
But most experts would be quick to point out that the reason that happened was the rampant
corruption of Robert Mugabe.
Oh, wait, he might have had something to do with it?
Maybe one of modern history's great villains has more to do with that than the policy choices
he's made, more the corruption aspect, not the land redistribution into a more equitable
state.
But the reason that I said that this relates to Nazis is that I told you that in Alex Jones'
first section, the 11 to 4 section during the day, he had Simon Roche, the sweet lander
on.
He was on to promote a fundraiser, like a GoFundMe.
Of course, his cause would not be allowed on any mainstream one, so he's on something
called Freestarter, and so I went to check on it periodically throughout the day.
Freestarter?
Yeah.
Okay.
I think that it's just one of those things where it's like, do you have a distasteful
cause?
Yeah.
We'll let you raise money for it.
So he's on there, and I went and checked while he was on the show, they had raised $85.
And so I wanted to check back later, a little bit later in the night, maybe like six, seven
hours later, I checked back and they were at like $400 or so.
But I was looking through it, and one of them was an anonymous donation for $100, and the
comment in it was just the 14 words of white supremacy.
We must ensure the future of white children, blah, blah, blah.
Just verbatim.
They're like, yep, you guys get it, you know what it's about.
So I tweeted out that picture, and when I woke up in the morning, I went back to check
to see how their fundraiser was doing, and that comment had been erased.
But I have a screenshot of it, so the cause that's being pushed, it's clearly very popular
among white nationalist white supremacists, and Alex is clearly helping that cause right
along.
It's really weird, really weird.
Also the farmer murder stuff, as we went over on a recent show, is wildly overblown
and miscontextualized.
It's fascinating, there would almost be something to talk about if they would admit like they're
taking our land back.
You know what I'm saying?
Like instead of them saying, oh, this is racist against white people, and they're taking our
land, if they were like, they're taking our land back, then you would have a conversation
of like, well, is that a good way of doing things?
There's a conversation to have there.
Is that the best way to exchange things economically, not just from a moral standpoint, but just
from a general stability standpoint.
As Mugabe did do that, now, mainly it was rampant, horrific corruption, but it's possible
that that policy decision did have something to do with it.
So maybe let's have a conversation about the best way to take your land back, because you
stole it, motherfuckers.
Let's not have a conversation about how you think we're just stealing your land.
I agree.
It's a peaceful transition of power as opposed to we're just taking it.
Right.
Right.
And it is, it's bringing things to the state that they should have been in.
Exactly.
We're a crime not committed long ago.
Right.
Right.
It's tough.
It's like if you stole a very valuable painting, and then whenever the museum was like, hey,
could you, we're going to take it back.
Do you want my art?
You were like, well, this is, you're stealing my art.
Yeah.
Yeah.
You know, it's, it's along those lines.
It's stupid.
So I agree with you.
And it, like, that should be some signal, I think, that the issue is far more complicated
than even our analysis of it.
Right.
And morally it is right to take their land.
Like practically how you do that is a very different conversation.
Right.
Right.
The analysis of it is more real than Alex's and we're even lacking.
Right.
So that just should give you some indication.
We are two assholes who have yet to run a single country, let alone multiple countries.
It's true.
It's true.
One day.
Yeah.
Anyway, hopefully soon.
There's a video that Alex Jones plays.
What country would you like to run?
I'm out.
I don't want to run a country.
You're out.
You're out.
Too big.
Bolivia.
Bolivia is the right size for me.
So.
I feel like I could turn it around.
I'm going to go to Burkina Faso.
So I could be king of a wagadugo.
Ooh.
We're going to go there.
There's an ad that Alex plays a lot where it's this guy named Frank that calls in and
he's like, Alex, I am sick and tired of you complaining all the time about how people
are trying to shut you down.
And then Alex is like, Frank, I'm going to stop you right there and he starts screaming
at Frank, Frank, I need your help, Frank.
That sort of shit.
And so it's an ad like it's a commercial that he plays about how his audience, like what
happens when his audience doesn't take him seriously, that he's being shut down.
And so the entire night in the info wars chat, everyone was calling each other, Frank.
Like it was a meme where everyone's like, oh, this guy's speaking frankly and stuff like
that.
Right.
Right.
Right.
Some soy boys.
Right.
That's the context you need for this next clip, which is another caller later in the
broadcast.
So yeah, I'm really proud of SuperBlood.
Thanks for the plug.
Go ahead.
Yeah.
It's about midnight where I'm at and I'm wondering how Frank would be like, I need your help,
Frank.
Well, no, he called, he calls up and goes, I'm sick of hearing you bitching about I
are being shut down.
Well, if I could plug one time.
But real quick, I'm going to scroll this back a tiny bit because even I misrepresented
what the actual commercial is saying.
He's not saying I'm tired of you complaining all the time.
He says I'm tired of you bragging all the time because they're like, I'm the tip of
the spear kind of stuff.
Like I'm super important.
And so that's even a misrepresentation.
I apologize that I slipped up.
Anyway.
Okay.
Well, if I could plug one time, I'm being shut down.
Everybody went and bought products or some ordered us booze burps that I wouldn't be
so upset.
Now, and I love Frank, you know, he's a, he's an interesting fellow.
He calls him and says, Oh, you want to fight?
I'll kick your ass and all those stuff.
You probably can't, Frank.
I don't care if you can anymore.
The point is, is that I'm just trying to restore stuff.
And Frank's bet you that I'm saying I'm under attack.
What do I do?
Just not.
Does I have to say I'm under attack to get funding?
I really am under attack.
If people not seen, wow, I have to say it.
And this time I am, or at least I have the literal, I have the appearance that I'm under
attack now.
Yeah.
Yeah.
That's that sentence is fucked up.
Given up the game, man.
I have to say I'm under attack to get funding.
I am under attack.
That's him remembering.
Oh shit.
Oh shit.
Yep.
Oh boy.
Yeah.
So this next clip.
Not good at this.
Alex is particularly pissed off that he's being sued for like racial harassment and unsafe,
unhealthy work environment about that stuff because he's fucking, he hires everybody, man.
And you know what?
In terms that even surprises liberals look like leftist media comes here.
We don't let them in anymore.
They go, wow, there's all these minorities and women.
I don't care what color you are or your man or woman.
You do a good job.
You're a nice person.
You got the job.
Just like I go to a restaurant and listen to your music.
If you're black, white, old, young, doesn't matter to me.
Not a good analogy.
If that's true, it's worse because everyone in front of the camera is a white dude.
If he does have a completely diverse staff that surprises leftist media that comes and
shows up, that means he's intentionally holding some people down.
Well, yeah.
Which is, which is not good.
I will hire anyone to work in my accounting department.
I don't know how that shit works.
They cannot be the face of the operation.
I will hire anyone to not on camera, not on camera.
Do you realize all of our listeners are Nazis, dude?
We can't allow people like that on camera.
Now I admit, I didn't watch the entire marathon.
Yes, I'm sorry.
And I did take a slam dunk break for a little while.
In the, I would put it, go Chapman.
Oh yeah.
He's great.
I would put it at 16 hours of it that I watched fully.
It's too much.
It's way too much.
It's way too much.
That Indian dude who's running for Congress.
Did he win?
I don't know.
I don't think it's happened yet.
He's legitimately the only non-white dude I saw in the entire time.
Except when Alex was playing videos of Ashley Beckford shooting a gun.
That's the only, like I, I admit, I might have missed somebody.
Don't think I did.
They keep all of their diverse people on the other 18 hours that you didn't watch.
That could be.
Didn't you see that?
Yeah.
Just David.
That was his, that was the plan the whole time.
David Knight was a chock-a-block with all these ethnic and gender minorities.
Oh yeah.
Like, I don't know, man, cause I'm watching it and I'm like, all right, South African
sweet lander, guy who runs gab, Anthony Kumiya, Gerald Salenti, Jerome Corsi, Owen Schreuer,
this Jacob M. Gools guy, Roger Stone, PJ dubs, boring intern, PJ w, Tommy Robinson, right?
Other boring intern, right?
Like what are you doing?
These are all white dudes.
Tommy Davidson would go on your show.
Sell a Pozzone or two.
Yeah.
Yeah.
So that, that part to me is like, I don't believe Alex, but if he is telling the truth,
it's worse.
That's a very bizarre position to be in.
Like if you are this much of a open, like I'll hire anybody, I don't give a shit.
Right.
That means, oof.
Anyway, we have one more clip here and it should drive home the fact that Alex just
really wants your fucking money.
Okay.
A sick and tired of this shit.
All right.
And after this, he just plays a video and disappears.
I appreciate you.
And I want to be clear, I don't just say this, it's real.
I feel people check my hand on the street, a lady tried to like pay for my coffee at
the gas station at like 830 driving down here.
She's like, oh, you're, you're gas, you paid for the coffees on me.
And I'm like, I mean, that is why, cause I want us all to win and work together.
I mean, I don't deserve you buying coffee, but I'll tell you this.
If you want to find the operation, you want to donate, they're trying to shut us down.
What does that even mean?
I don't deserve for you to buy me a coffee, but just fucking buy a product.
Yeah.
Look, I, look, I don't want you to pay for half of my legal fees.
Just buy something on a fucking website.
Yeah.
That sounds right.
I am rich, but my business is in trouble.
I think more of it is like, I don't want a barter, money talks, bullshit walks, buy
a product.
It's so sad.
That's pathetic.
But legitimately, this was the only stretch of the show that was worth watching at all.
The rest of it was predictable ads all over the place and just so damn boring.
But anyway, that brings us to the end of this.
Alex Jones, if these people, the Ashley Beckford's and the Rob Jacobson, if they keep up this
lawsuit, you're in real trouble.
I think, I think if they don't settle, you are in trouble and man, it would be fun if
a bunch of other people come out.
Cause I'd really like to hear about like what other people's experiences were like.
Yeah.
I would like to hear that as well.
Right.
I can't like Anthony Gucci already.
I bet you, I bet he has some really negative things to say about Alex.
I bet.
I wonder how Jakari is doing.
That Jakari has probably got some stories to tell.
I don't know.
Anyway, this has been fun.
Jordan, this has been fun.
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it.
Okay.
I'm pretty thrilled with it.
Also, I've made a big decision.
What's that?
With the Avengers initiative.
Right.
I'm not going to make people a really long set.
Okay.
I'm going to do something that I think they'll like even more.
Okay.
All right.
I don't, should I spoil it now?
I don't know.
Should I?
I didn't come up with any of this.
Should I tease this now or wait?
Tease it.
Okay.
I'm just going to tell people.
Actually, you know what?
Because the last time you teased it, you just decided not to do it.
Not really.
No, it's not that.
I realized what I could do is I could make a super long ridiculous sound bite of Alex
Jones saying super fucked up things and play it for people or what I could do, which
I've decided to do is create a 16 seed bracket of fucked up things Alex Jones has said and
we are going to do a March Madness style.
To compete over what's the most fucked up.
All right.
And people can vote once we start doing this probably on the next episode.
Weirdest thing.
We'll start pretty soon and then the voting will be in the Facebook group.
Go home and tell your mother you're bored.
All right.
So that's what I've decided.
I think people will like that more.
If any of you are mad at that decision, I might have to rethink this.
I won't renege on a really long sound bite if this is not something people like, but
I think people will like it.
Okay.
Everyone loves a bracket.
Everybody loves a bracket.
It's March.
That's true.
And Alex is mad.
It's thematically correct.
Yep.
All right guys.
Thank you so much for listening.
Jordan, you want to pick a dick?
Pick a dick.
I'm going to go with every white person decrying racism in South Africa.
Amen.
Except for the right.
Andy and Kansas, you're on the earth.
Wait, sorry.
I clicked too soon.
I mean, except for the ones who were decrying actual racism.
Oh, I'm talking about the white people who are like, you're being racist towards white
people.
Right, right.
They can go fuck themselves.
Amen.
Andy and Kansas, you're on the earth.
Thanks for holding.
Hello, Alex.
I'm a first-time caller.
I'm a huge fan.
I love your work.