Knowledge Fight - #135: The Wikileaks Press Conference

Episode Date: March 9, 2018

Today, Dan tells Jordan all about October 4, 2016, when Alex Jones got super duper excited about how Julian Assange was doing a press conference about how evil Hillary Clinton was. In reality, Assange was only doing a press conference about how Wikileaks had existed for 10 years, so the Gents just get to enjoy 2 hours of Alex slowly getting more mad.

Andy and Kansas, you're on the air. Thanks for holding. Hello, Alex. I'm a first-time caller. I'm a huge fan. I love your work. I love you. Hey, everybody. Welcome back to Knowledge Fight. I'm Dan. I'm Jordan. We're a couple dudes like to sit around, drink novelty beverages, and talk a little bit about Alex Jones. Your camera is looking great, even though it got knocked over twice. All right, Dan. It looks fantastic. Dan, you don't need to do off-camera stuff on camera. I just wanted you to make, I just wanted you to feel confident. I am. I'm always confident, Dan. Indeed. That's not true. So today, Jordan, our novelty beverages is a collection of spiked seltzers.

Four different flavors we got in front of us. We got Cape Cod cranberry. I don't even know what a spiked seltzer is. We got Indian River grapefruit. That's exciting. I don't know what that means. More weird flavors. What Indian, where's Indian River? I don't know. And why do they grow grapefruits? Doesn't matter to me at all. All I care about is fun, fun, sparkling water. All right, let's see how this is. This is payback for you making fun of ice mountain. It's garbage. How dare you. I've had three cents of that episode. Anyway, this is a podcast where we talk about Alex Jones. It tastes, it tastes like, it tastes like water that went bad. Like I don't even know how water can go bad. There is an expiration date on most bottled

waters. You should know that. I'm just, I'm just, but it's water. You can't even do that. My God, that's delicious. Okay. All right. All right. Yes. I'm flustered. Sorry. Flustered. All right. You come at me with the water thing twice. There's a hook to this podcast. It's there. What is it, Dan? It's that I know a lot about Alex Jones. How much do I know about Alex Jones? Almost nothing. Almost nothing. Quite a bit at this point, but essentially functionally nothing. The good news is my memory is almost non-existent. Right. It's like Swiss cheese. Absolutely. So Jordan, today before we get into today's episode, which I promise you is going to be an amazing amount of fun. You know what? It's actually pretty good. Thank you. Yeah. I think

you did a good job, Dan. You know what else has done a good job. No, no transitions this time. Our donors, we got a couple of new policy wonks to give a shout out to. Like to give a shout out to Lauren. Thank you so much for joining up with the show. I'm a policy wonk. Thank you very much, Lauren. And I did love the miseducation of you. That was a great album. Talking about Hill. Yes. Okay. I also like to give a shout out to someone who took their donation, bumped it up a little bit. Oh, shit. We appreciate it so much. So you are now a foreign policy wonk. Thank you so much, Mavis. I'm a policy wonk. Four stars. Go home, get mine, and tell it you're brilliant. We appreciate it so much. Thank you so much. I don't know any famous Mavis. Mavis B can teach us typing.

How could you not go with that one? How do you just pull Mavis B can teach us typing? My mom was a computer teacher when I was growing up. A lot of keys. Right. Oregon trail. Not all of our moms were computer teachers growing up. Everyone played Mavis B can teach us typing. I played Oregon trail. I went number crunching. Sure. Word crunching. What was the one where you solve puzzles? Did you play Sopwith? I don't know what that is. Hard hat Mac. Some of these real early Mac games. Nope. Didn't have Mac. Let's not dig too deep into it. No, that's a bad idea. So Jordan today. Alex Jones is once again on vacation up. Yeah. Okay. Alex Jones is once again on vacation. Okay. And so the health ranger Mike Adams, the health ranger.

He's the guy who started. What is a health ranger? He's the guy who started natural news.com that puts out a bunch of real bad misinformation about health. Okay. And what have you also? It's where Anthony. If you eat a bear, you become a bear. Basically. Yeah. Anthony Gucci already wrote for them for a really long time and then would use stuff he had written on natural news.com to be a story on info or as it's a very incestuous loop that they have going on. Okay. What kind of stuff would be like? I assume anti vaccine stuff is on there. Yes. What else do we got? You got like acai berry will cure you of everything. I don't know. I assume it's in league with that. Gotcha. And the same sort of homeopathic nonsense that you find everywhere. I love a website that promotes

nothing. Yeah. Don't. Don't. Hey, eat this sugar pill. Basically. Yeah. Fantastic. There's a lot of that and they sell a lot of items and what have you. So remember when everybody was into Ginko Biloba for a while? Boy, they loved it. Big deal. Don't hear much about the Bilobas anymore. It's the noise has gone down a bit for the Biloba. The thing is like for a long time, Mike Adams was Alex Jones is number two. He was the guy who Alex would get to fill in for him anytime he was gone. I did not know that. Yeah. So like back in like 2009-ish or around that period, Mike Adams was there all the time. Okay. But it's been years since he's filled in for Alex. So maybe they had a falling out. I don't think so. I think he just didn't need him because he had David Knight

in house. That can't be the reason. It seems suspicious. We don't need you because we have the most boring guy in the history of the world. Right. They could have had some sort of falling out. But I think it's more an issue of like just broke back mountain. Anything is possible. But I think the fact that he's coming back into the fold now is kind of telling and that Alex needs a steady hand. Yeah. Somebody can trust a real man because Mike Adams is a much more of a man than your boring ass. David Knight, your soft young in in the form of Owen Shroyer. Right. Milo Yiannopoulos is a dishy gay man. So you like you need you need that sort of Alex replacement. And while Mike Adams doesn't necessarily get freaked out and scream all the time, he's more

in line with that. What the audience wants to see out of masculinity. Okay. Than a lot of the other people. All right. So we're getting a guy coming out of retirement for one last job. So I assume at the end of this, Mike Adams goes down for all of the crimes Alex has committed. Right. If this were a fun movie, yes. Yeah, there we go. Also, I've been listening to episodes from 2008. And I've noticed that sometimes Alex Jones comes back from break with the Pink Panther theme song. All right. And I'm starting to think like you are Clousseau. Except Clousseau is like occasionally right and he gets the job done. That's true. I don't know. Anyway, it just fun thoughts. I have a lot more thoughts about 2008 that we'll get into in the future. I've embarked on a massive investigation

of the beginning of the Tea Party movement through the prism of Alex Jones's show. Okay, which will be my next. Why did Alex? That's gonna be our 2015. Yes, but the new one. I'm finding some really weird sequel to 2015 investigation. What happened with the Tea Party? What happened with the is our new series. Did Alex really start the Tea Party? Answer spoiler alert. No, it was a Koch brothers. Wait, did he? Did he claim to have he? Of course he did. Why am I even asking? Of course he has some highfalutin ideas for sure. So all these Confederate royalty. So we got that to look forward to. We got the 2008 investigation stuff that will be coming down the pipe soon. Also, the Noam Chomsky interview will be coming up soon excited. But those things

are not for today. Not for today. No, what is for today? I wanted to give everyone a break No, no, don't shake your head. I got excited. Don't get your hopes up. All right. But Project Camelot's been really disappointing lately. So I just there's nothing I could do like all the all the episodes are like, this isn't okay. There's nothing to work with here. Right. So Project Camelot is out. And so what I was like, okay, you know what else? Alex Jones has frequently been a guest on Coast to Coast AM. Maybe really, maybe I go find an episode of Coast to Coast AM with George Norrie to talk about. So long story short, you went to San Francisco and interviewed Mark Richards on your own. I did. I went to the prison. Okay. All right. No, I was listening

to these episodes of Coast to Coast. And Alex is really boring because he respects George Norrie so much. So it's mostly just him saying, I don't understand those words. He keeps telling George Norrie that he's the Sam Adams of the second American Revolution like that. He doesn't. That's a weird thing to call somebody. He doesn't scream at all. And the most salacious thing I was able to find was that he just basically lies to George Norrie's face about I fucked your wife. No, not that. But he lies to him about Sandy Hook because George Norrie is like, you need to clean up the record about your position on Sandy Hook. Right. We just had debates. Yeah. Yeah. So he gave the company line. Yeah, exactly. And so it's just disappointing because I don't want to

just rehash that. Of course. So I'm like, fuck, we got to find something good. And then I remembered that the 2016 election happened. I was like, yes, it did. I was like, there's a lot of content just from that election that we could dig into that would make for a great episode. And so I was like, I know the audience really wants me to do an episode about election night. This is the night. No, good God. No. Oh, okay. I was going to say, because I remember you watching that entire night and that inspired you to make this podcast. No, because you were so disgusted with humanity. Right. And I'm not ready to reopen that can of worms. Right. No, it's we need absolutely unhealthy for you. We need this to be a point at the show to be at a point where like we're making millions

off it before I open that back up. Because quite frankly, it was incredibly painful. Either that or we need to go to couples therapy to survive the you opening that up together. Yeah. But then I started to think about it and I remembered a really fun thing that happened on the way to the election. And that is what we will be covering today. Okay. And that is the time that Julian Assange held a three AM press conference and Alex Jones covered it live. Okay. So to give you a little bit of context, Julian Assange held a press conference at three in the morning. All right. That was that was I understood that. And Alex Jones covered it live. Dan, you are the most clarifying human being I've ever met. This is going to be do you know

anything about this? About the press conference? No. Do you know anything about Alex's response to the press conference? Absolutely not. Oh my God, you're going to have so much fun. Okay. Here's the first clip just to set the scene. 204 central. We're live in studio. Stay with us. Coverage of WikiLeaks from Germany in 55 minutes, but we're about to be live. So we got it. It's two something in the morning. Wait, Alex Jones is live in studio. I wait. I thought he was live. What are you talking about? I mean, he said we're about to be live. Was this pre recorded? Then they're going to be live or is he live now? And he's talking about the in the press. And he's saying we will be alive then also he's throwing it to break.

And he's just we're going to be live. Wait, so he started his two he started his coverage an hour early. That's too early. He started it very early. Did he have a countdown? No, I feel like you could have started that just a half hour early. What could he possibly have to say for an hour before Julian Assange comes on? Alex didn't know what was happening is the okay. And also I just wondered in as I've started playing these clips. I've started to I remember that I have mentioned this. Okay. And I think I played a couple clips from the end, but not the journey. Okay. And so while this might be reminiscent to some listeners of something we've talked about before, because they have a much better memory

than you. Yeah, don't worry about it. I remember none of that. The the the ride of Alex Jones at three in the morning is going to be very much worth it. Okay. So he was live. He is going to be live. He will always be live. Oh, I think I remember this press conference. It was the one where Julian Assange did not say anything of any value. Yeah. Okay. All right. So this is when we just we just take the ride of Alex Jones being so very excited to just dying on the inside over time. Did I give up the game? A little bit, but it's still going to be fun to watch. Okay. So Alex believes it to be the day that Hillary Clinton is destroyed. Okay. Julian Assange is just giving a 10th anniversary press conference for WikiLeaks. That's, that's right. That's what he was doing.

That is fantastic. What's going on? Okay. Alex Jones has built it up in his head that it's going to be the day that he releases all of the information about Hillary. Of course. And the reason is revealed in this next clip. Okay. Ladies and gentlemen, I'm Alex Jones. Yeah, you are. We've got Owen Schroyer right here, one of our great crew members riding shotgun with me. It is two o'clock and eight minutes AM central time. It's 308 Eastern time. What about Grinch? And we're going to be live here until the WikiLeaks press conference has come and gone. Now through intermediaries, Julian Assange has obviously been in direct contact with Roger Stone. That's the secret and they have been exchanging communicates over the last weekend. Soon to be jailed,

another source that for whatever reason, Julian Assange has talked to it. He's never chosen to speak with me and basically relayed the same information. Assange has always been very judicious about how he releases things to protect the innocent. Definitely not. You know, in the last 10 years, I've had a lot of questions about WikiLeaks, but I've been sold on WikiLeaks the last five or so because I said the big litmus test is when Democrats get in and they do the very same stuff Bush does. Will he go after them as well? And he did. Will they hurt the people? I want them to hurt. Right. That's basically the other game. But hey, that's, that's troubling because he said that Roger Stone. Yeah, essentially he just said Roger

Stone has been committing crimes for a long time now. And so we know for sure that he's a crime committer. Right now, when he's trying to build this up, as like this is going to be the goods, he has to bolster Roger Stone's credibility and he knows he's talked to him. But now he's like, how dare you ever say that Roger Stone talked to WikiLeaks? You stupid assholes. Yeah. And he can't do both because if he just admitted that he was lying about it, then we'd be in trouble. Also, we know he's not lying about it because didn't Roger Stone say it at the time? More or less. Yeah. In as many words. And you know what the truth is that like, I don't, I don't necessarily know what is what, but if I had to guess, I would say 100% Roger told him that. Yeah. Whether or

not he was like trying to make himself seem cooler or whatever the reality is, Roger told him, I've spoken to Julian Assange. You know, the more we, the more I learned about Roger Stone as evil as he is, he is such chaotic evil that there's kind of a, that he's kind of like Loki in that he's doing all the wrong stuff. But at the same time, it's just like, you're a, you're a scamp. No, cause you're an evil fucking scamp. Roger Stone can't help but rat fuck people. I know it's kind of hilarious. He's rat fucking Alex. Like if you, the way this episode is going to play out, this is a Roger Stone screw job because he's the one who told Alex that he has the goods and this is going to be when Assange drops it. Oh God. It's, it's so good. It's insane.

This is a dirty trick on Alex accidentally. So in this next clip, Alex is, he's a, you know, it's, it's a late night broadcast, but you still got to get some plugs in here and there. Oh, of course. Still got to make some money at 2am. Well, what else are you going to do it for an hour before Assange? Yeah. Your support of mfullwars.com and everything we do is so essential. We couldn't do it without you. And you notice we're a big part of Bill Clinton's son now coming public and all of that because Hillary suppressed that when Bill was actually giving money to the boy and was actually giving him presents. Hillary actually came and visited with the mother and said, we'll have you arrested. Leave this whole thing alone. So all of that is coming

out here at mfullwars.com. Good for you for reporting that load of horse shit. Huge scoop. It's true. Do you know about this, this story? Uh-uh. So there's, wait, wait, is this the Bill Clinton has an illegitimate black child? Danny Williams. Gotcha. Yes. Gotcha. So I'm going to read to you here from this Washington Post article about why this is a load of shit. So on January 9th, 1999, Matt Drudge had another big scoop about Bill Clinton. The president, it turned out, was not the father of a boy born to a former prostitute in Arkansas. Okay. A year earlier, it had been Drudge who broke the story of Clinton's affair with White House intern Monica Lewinsky. Drudge's credibility was an all-time high and

he wasn't about to throw it away on some wild claim about a love child that had just been debunked through DNA testing. Yes. 17 years later, as his news aggregation site relentlessly promotes the political ambitions of Donald Trump and fuels conspiracy theories about Hillary Clinton, Drudge has decided to propagate the idea that perhaps this boy, now a 30-year-old man named Danny Williams, is Bill Clinton's son after all. In the past two weeks, articles about Williams have often featured prominently on the Drudge report. Last Wednesday afternoon, the website went quasi drawstay effect, posting a picture of Williams standing next to a screen displaying an image of himself that had appeared in another Drudge report banner earlier in the day.

So, you know what's going on here. That's so weird. Imagine what... Hold on. We need the explanation before we editorialize. Okay. Drudge has sought to explain his newfound interest in Williams, who claims with certainty that he is Clinton's son by suggesting that new information has come to light. This is a grotesque twisting of history. It's based on a report from WorldNet Daily that, quote, no blood sample was obtained from Clinton. This supposedly shocking revelation comes from the former editor of Star magazine, Phil Bunton, who said in 1999 that his tabloid had commissioned a DNA testing concluded that Williams is not Clinton's son. Drudge learned of the negative result and published the news before Star or anyone else. But if Bunton now admits that he

never got a blood sample from Clinton, there must never have been a real test, Drudge is saying, which means Williams could be legit. In reality, the tabloid never claimed to have obtained a blood sample from Clinton. It didn't need one, because a partial analysis of Clinton's blood was available in the public record, thanks to Kenneth Starr's investigation into the Lewinsky affair. Right. So it is neither new nor relevant that Star magazine did not possess a vial of Clinton's blood. The tabloid needed only a sample of Williams blood, which Williams provided, to compare Clinton's readily available genetic markers. So. All right. So from what I understand, because Clinton came on a dress. Yes. And then lied about it. And then it was discovered it was

true. Yeah. That then invalidates the other conspiracy theory. Well, or the original concern was because the DNA ended up having to be on the public record because of the investigation. Right. So after that became clear that like, Oh, no, the blood test thing is bullshit. Yeah, the story changed. And the claim became that the only had Clinton's PCR test from the Starr investigation, not the more specific RFLP test. Oh, you got to have the RFLP test, which is what they needed. However, so they're really taking things out of context. And it turns out that you can use a PCR test, which is what you could do with Clinton's public record genetics, yeah, exclude him as a potential father, but they did, but not prove that he's

the potential father, or that he is the father, but you can exclude him from the potential pool of people who could be the father. So Drudge knew what he was doing. And a lot of that, the the hatchet aspect of this goes back to Roger Stone. Roger Stone was involved with trying to get all this stuff put out. Of course. So it all again, you know, weird trickster God, rambling around this world sewing discord and hatred wherever he goes. Yeah, like a weird Johnny Apple fuckface. In terms of propaganda, especially anti Clinton stuff, Roger Stone is Rome. All roads lead back to Roger. He's he's got his hand in every one of these little pies. You know what's interesting? The more I think about it, the more it's kind of like, if you are anybody in Arkansas that was

born around a certain time, and you were just like, I think I'm Clinton's biological kid, you right wing news would almost certainly pick it up and amplify. Oh, sure. And like, it could be anybody. And I think that same effect is probably true now of claims against Trump. Unfortunately, he probably is, but unfortunately, there are a lot of very, I don't think I don't think any of the claims that are being made publicly are spurious. No, I think everybody's pretty much dead on but I also do believe that if some someone came out of the woodwork who was full of shit, people would jump on it. Right. I think but you know what I would but that's the difference between real media and right wing media. Exactly. And that's what I was about to

clarify. I don't think the news would jump on it. Right. But some opportunistic left leaning blogs probably would make. So I guess that's the differentiation. I don't know. We're talking about like hypothetical nonsense. Yeah. So anyways, I'm Trump's kid. So at the beginning, true thing. You heard it here first. All right. I am Jordan B. Trump. Jordan B. Trump. And that's me. So in this next clip, Alex makes it clear that Hey, you know what? This this press conference is going to fucking happen. And after it happens, the media, the mainstream media, they're going to lie about what happens. Okay. The mainstream media, they all just lockstep it together with their propaganda. They come out and spew their disinformation all loaded on teleprompters.

And so they'll all just unify themselves the next four or five hours and come out with some establishment line. Either ignoring WikiLeaks or spinning it. But we're going to be here live. Now WikiLeaks and I get why they put out some conflicting information. First, they were going to be speaking from a balcony Wednesday. Then there were more death threats towards the Paraguayan Embassy where Assange has been hiding out for four or five years. He announced that he was going to be doing a Skype announcement and then announced about 24 hours ago that would be in Germany to a press conference at a arts and news center. So that's going to be happening and they put out conflicting numbers of three o'clock central or perhaps two o'clock central conference would

start. Now it's clear. It starts approximately 47 minutes and change. So he's got 47 minutes left before Julian Sange's press conference starts. And then there's another bit of time before Julian Assange himself makes his statement. This is bad planning on Alice's part. He and he's clearly tired. Yeah, he is. Yeah, and I want to say he's not able to keep up the voice. I don't think he's drunk. No, no, no, he's definitely not drunk. I know we throw that around a lot. I think he's straight up guaranteed. This is just him being like, I tried to get a nap in between the early show and now and I didn't get as much sleep as I would like. So I'm a little bit off. Yeah, I don't know what time zone I'm in right now. I think that there's definitely a

difference that you can tell. And I think it's important to call it out. Absolutely. Because if he were drunk, I think this would have a very different feel to it. I think and I think he wouldn't make it. I think he would get very drunk as we go along. And I allow that as a possibility. Okay, I allow it as a possibility that once the worm turns, he starts he has a flask or something like that. Currently, I can guarantee this is not drunk Alex Jones. No, it's very tired, but also pretty excited. Yeah, as we see in this next clip. First, I want to go to Owen on the subject. And then what you think is going to be coming out tonight, what you predict, it better be bombshell because they've certainly wet our appetite here and 34 days left, we need to expose Hillary big

time. I mean, I've got my fingers crossed, wild horses couldn't drag me away. You can get cut the knife and then we're going to get into this brithium situation, not because they're attacking yours truly, but because it's illustrative of how rigged this whole thing is. So just real quick, at this point, Owen Schreuer's mic is turned off. It's going to say it's awful quiet right now. Owen Schreuer is talking and you could just see his lips moving, but there's no audio. So I was looking at the video like, are we going to be silent? We're going to turn your mic on a moment again. We're live here. This stuff happens. Sure does. This stuff happens. So we're not going to we're not going to

criticize anybody else's technical difficulties. I left that in for a specific reason. Hold on to it for the end of the show. Okay. So Alex is pretty, so there's a big, we're going to go full circle. Yeah. Okay. Alex is pretty pumped up. And you know, he's making a big deal out of this. We got 34 days left till the election because that's when this happens. It was on October 4th. I remember when we were also bright and young. Oh, so innocent. When our only problem was, well, you know, most of the same problems we have now, but just like lesser versions. Also, this is really funny. This video is still up on Alex Jones's channel. And here's the, here's the about in the YouTube link. Join Alex Jones and the inforce crew at 2am central on Tuesday,

October 4th for a live broadcast as WikiLeaks releases his October surprise that could swing the election against Hillary if it catches fire. So that's how they're selling it. And the graphic that they have for it is just a picture of Julian Assange and it says WikiLeaks October surprise. Oh boy. So Alex is all in because Roger told him to be. Yeah. Roger told him, don't worry about it. This is the big time. This is the game changer. Yeah. Absolutely. So here's what Owen thinks is going to happen. Owen finally gets his mic turned on and here's what he thinks. Go ahead. You're on here. It'll be interesting to see what the response is because with a lot of these WikiLeaks, it's nothing that really shocks us. It's nothing that you

couldn't have already seen or predicted. So the question is will the, and this is what Assange said in interviews that he did. Will the Republic respond to this? Will people actually care? Will it dominate the news headlines or will they try to spin something off tomorrow? Will there be, you know, a white cop that shoots a black eye so they want to run that story all day long? Will there be a distraction piece on this tomorrow? That's an important story. Let's see what the reaction is from the American citizens and from the world. I mean, the world is watching this. You just talked about how they wed our appetite, Alex. Everybody's tuning into this. Everybody wants to see what the big leak is. They're expecting that, you know, Assange saying this

is bombshell is going to be significant. So in the lead up to this, Assange was talking a big game about how like Hillary was going to get. That's all he does. Right. He was talking about how Hillary was going to be indicted and he had a lot of information on her and all that stuff, but he never said that this press conference was going to be when he released it. That never, it was never part of his rhetoric. This is them conflating things. Right. They don't understand. Well, clearly, we've already, we've already ruined the reveal that this is a disappointment. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. So I don't feel, I don't feel like terrible, you know, dancing around that, but like it's fascinating to me how little they understand about the things that they see and read.

Right. But Assange himself almost, like if I recall correctly, he wasn't exactly disabusing people of the notion that it might be the time that he releases all that information. I don't know. I don't know all the things he says. He is a narcissistic grandstanding piece of shit. You know, like he's still that. Yes, absolutely. But as I recall, I'm not a hundred percent sure because I don't follow everything the man says, but I think that a lot of the stuff he was saying when people were floating these sorts of ideas that like, this is when it's going to happen, we're along the lines of like, we don't release, we don't talk about content that we release until it's released. Yeah. Or things like, you know, basically the same flavor

as none shall know the day of the Lord's return. Yes. Yeah. It comes like a thief in the night. Which by the way, next Wednesday, in case anybody was wondering, I got some information. Pre-trib rapture is actually true. I know you're just joking, but what if that happened? That'd be crazy. Jesus came back and he was like, God damn it, Jordan, you fucking ruined it for everybody. And you ruined your camera. And I ruined my goddamn camera. You can't hit things. I'm sorry. It would be great if like, like all of God's plans were thwarted by, by the Prophecy Child, Alex Jones podcast. Yeah. So in this next clip, we know Alex Jones is

super big into Donald Trump, but he says something in this next clip that should, I mean, if you really take what he's saying, it sounds like a negative. It's a fact. That's why they're so mad, saying he'll unravel 60 years of work. Thank God, building this horrible world government that's designed to make us poor. That's why it's a no brainer. He flips a couple switches, people that are constitutional. It'll be like untying a boat from a dock where the engine's going, but you're not pulling out, because you're tied up to chains. He's going to unshane us. Now he may run the boat into a wall or, you know, into the, you know, the, uh, dock, but he's going to get the boat out of the dock.

That's not, wait, that's the opposite of what he just said. And that's not the goal. What? Getting out of the dock? It's not so important that we get out of the dock that we're like, eh, ship crashed. Who cares? I mean, we're out of the dock. If you extend that metaphor, you're into real dangerous territory once you're like, no, that's how it works with the Panama Canal. Right? There's a 20% chance he's going to destroy the country. We've got to roll them bones. Say we don't let it ride. I say we don't. And also I would, I would argue that the metaphor of the country being a boat that's tied up at a dock is, is foolish. It's not tied up at a dock. It's just not, no, it's actually currently hurt, hurtling towards the wall.

But even before Trump, it wasn't moving. It just wasn't moving as fast as you want it to move. No, Alex is, Alex is right in that the government that we have now or then was designed to make us all poor. He just doesn't understand that the government we have currently is going to make us way poorer. It's designed to make everything collapse except for the interests of the very, very few, which will of course collapse eventually, but they'll have castles. So it's like, it's like going, who cares? I don't want to extend this metaphor any further. Okay. Um, in this next clip, it's like you're on a schooner, right? Having a race, the Harvard, what are those? What are those called? Like the, the boat races,

Gala's. Nope. Nope. Uh, boat races. Yeah. Okay. All right. There we go. So we've gotten through the raspberry and a cranberry and I got to say cranberry, the Cape Cod cranberry is a winner. Also, I'm going to put this up on the screen. Look at this here at the bottom. It just says beer. It just says beer on the bottom of the can. It's delicious. It's delicious and I could drink 300 of them. What are you going to go next? Grapefruit? You want to go grapefruit next? Always go green after red. Okay. We go lime. Lime. Where's this lime from? Oh, it's from the West Indies. West Indies lime. All right. Here we go with this next clip. Uh, so Alex Jones is really pumped for whatever is going to come from the Assange revelation. Okay. But what about the rest

of the staff? That's a good question. What about Shroyer was, Shroyer was oddly skeptical. Now he's not. He's in. He's thinks, well, he was just saying he's like, it better be a big deal. And a lot of times WikiLeaks can just be, you know, he thinks it's going to be big. He's suggesting that the fucking globalists are going to false flag, shoot a black guy with a white cop, uh, to cover up the story. Yeah, but I mean, you know, that's what he's implying in that last clip. Anyway, here we find out about more of the, more of the staff. And the thing that worries me though is, this is Darren McBreen is just how, obviously, is going to respond to this, try to dilute it as much as they can, but just worry about a lot of the Hillary supporters that are already out there.

Cause I mean, she gets away with everything. Are we going to, is this going to be worse than Benghazi? I mean, is this going to be worse than her deleted emails? Will this be worse than how she badgers women and goes after the women that were abused by her husband? I mean, how, how bad can it get? You know, so I'm really excited to see what's, what's they're about to announce. Well, let me make some predictions. I think it's going to be more emails confirming that we already have one with one of her top, you know, people saying, Hey, we need illegal means. And then the reported new email that we haven't confirmed yet saying use a drone. I mean, I think it's going to be confirmed that she's been plotting to kill Assange.

Uh, I think also, because we already know some of the intel, it's going to be directly Roger proving in Benghazi that she ordered any emails, the shipments of weapons out of the code red or out of Libya into Syria. And I think it's going to be Hillary directing the media word for word, what to say. I'm going to go back to McBree in a moment. I don't want him to leave stay McBree. It's going to be the media. I need you being directed on what to say and what to do right down to talking points. It's going to be David Brock type stuff, directing Lester Holt type stuff, directing Megan Kelly. It's going to be the actual directions. Also, it's going to be other arms shipments into other areas of the Middle East. It's going to be, why not?

The EU officials with NATO and the UN being directed by the State Department to prepare the collapse. Really putting a lot into this one press conference from Macedonia to Turkey. And how long is this press conference supposed to be? Keep in mind, Alex said, this is my prediction. Yeah. No, all of this stuff is going to happen. I think it's going to be everything that verifies all of my narratives. Yep. That's that every lie I've told is going to turn out to be true. I mean, it's tough to get away from how invested that sounds. That's a very unhealthy level of, here's what I think it's going to be. Yeah, but what I think he's really doing is putting all of his narratives in there. That way, if he proves any of them, he gets to be like, well,

we didn't see this stuff proved, but I still got one right. And the rest of it's coming. Yeah, exactly. Yeah, you're probably right. He needs to get one right. It's buckshot. Exactly. No sniper, no sniper activity, just a shotgun full of rock salt coming out to the globalist. Absolutely. So in this next clip, we get some more predictions. I believe this is going to be half of what he's got, and he'll announce even more is coming out before the election. Just watching how Assange does things. McBrain, what do you think? Well, he's pretty much stated that as well. He said he's got a treasure trove of information that he's going to release bits at a time, but that's a lot in the next 30 days.

You know, so we're going to probably see once a week, something like this. But I think the big ones tonight. Let me ask you this, both of you, I mean, are you edgy or Cedar? What? I was so hyped today and had so much energy, I can hardly finish my words. I was stumbling over my next word. Can't even finish his words. Someone's like excited and talk fast, but this is just an incredible time. And I don't want to say it's a guilt. It's responsibility where I jumped out of bed at 1am, I've been sleeping three hours. I just feel so good. Not even proud of myself, it's just my cells. I guess my soul is like, yes, work more, work 20 hours a day, do everything. I've never felt so good working this hard. I mean, this is history. This is history.

He is so pumped. They are so, they are like, this is the vindication moment because they've never been right about anything before. So if they get one thing right, they're going to lose their shit. Exactly. And Roger has clearly told them, oh yeah, this is going to be the big deal. Your boat is coming in. Oh, and it's going to break that fucking wall. You know what it is? It's the, it's like a kid on Christmas who thinks that they're getting like a PlayStation and it's really, yeah, they see the big box and they're like, Oh, this is the big box. This is going to be the one. And they're so sure of it. And then they get disappointed on Christmas morning. But the reason they get disappointed is their parents put a tiny pair of socks in there just to fuck with

their kids. And the reason that they're disappointed is because their older brother, Roger Stone in this metaphor has told them, it's finally timely. You're getting a PlayStation. Even though he's probably already seen inside the box, he was there wrapping it with his parents. He's going to be like, this is going to be hilarious. We're going to fuck with them so bad. This is going to be so great. Exactly. Exactly. So in this next clip, Alex explains that he's the real media. You know why? Because he's stayed up late. We're the true independent media. We're up in the middle of the night while Fox tapes at shows and CNN tapes at shows at like 10 at night, that air overnight, we're here giving you real live coverage. And again, I wouldn't care if they were telling the

truth at CNN or Fox. Cool, cool, cool, cool. You're the real media, bro. In this next clip, just to move, move along. I have a ton of clips also West Indies lime. It's a winner. Oh Jesus Christ. So great. Yeah. So good. I was going to bring that up myself. So good. Yeah. So good. It's just smooth. We got to get spiked. Seltzer's sponsor spiked. Seltzer's is the way to go. If you guys want to reach out to spiked Seltzer's and tell them to sponsor our podcast, we would appreciate it. I don't even know if that's the name of the company. This is essentially us finding out at 30 that Zima is great. You know what? I never disagreed with that. Even when I was a younger man, I didn't have one of those sort of anti like, I didn't like, I didn't like a smirnoff

ice necessarily because there's too much sweetness, right? Have you but anyway, let's let's not know this is like this is like if the shitty water you bought earlier was actually delicious. Let's not go down the road of my history with wine coolers because it's going to be a long podcast if we do it. Instead, I would like to submit to you this next clip that just confirms that Alex Jones is fully saying that this is their October surprise. You're watching live coverage at 252 AM Central Standard Time, 352 Eastern of the WikiLeaks, Clinton October surprise that kicks off in about seven minutes. It's the October surprise baby. It's going to happen. So it kicks off in seven minutes. Wait, isn't this, isn't this almost very similar to the time period where

Donald, where Trump Jr. was texting or was on Twitter with those people illegally? Boy, I wish I'd figured out the timeline before we did this episode. Yeah, probably because didn't he say like especially this would be great, especially in the fall? Or was it in the summer? Are you talking about that meeting with Vessel Nitskaya? No, the one where he got the the direct message about somebody who gave him who is going to give him secret information or whatever Vessel Nitskaya was that them? Yeah, the the email from Arras, right, right, right, right. Let me look that up. Vamp. If I'm gonna, all right, well, I will be something up. You can't text. Let me. I'm not texting. I'm looking up my date. So I might as well fucking plug him right now. Fair enough. Never

mind. All right, you got a plug. No, no, no, no, I'm not going to worry about that. Drufki. I am doing a show. It's actually in my hometown of Princeton, Illinois. It's going to be brutal. My family's going to be there. I'm just going to lay out grievances. That's all it's going to be. I'm going to lock the doors and I'm just going to be like, listen up. Here's all the shit that my parents did wrong. And I'm saying this publicly. We need to have an intervention. Religion isn't real. Cool. It was months before the meeting was in June. It was the Trump Tower meeting was in June. So the emails were before that. Gotcha. I'm not entirely sure exactly what was going on like clandestinely at the at this point in October. Right. That's what we got there.

So Alex says we got seven minutes till it starts. Yes. And when it starts, there are a bunch of people journal. There's like some journalists who are giving a bit of a lecture about the history of WikiLeaks, right? Because it's the 10th anniversary of WikiLeaks. That's all this is. Yeah. And so they're giving a they're just, you know, giving Chelsea Manning is a hero. This is very important. Pretty much everything since then has been bullshit. You know what? I don't have a clip of this, but this is actually the only time that Alex Jones didn't misgender her. Really? He actually called her Chelsea on this episode and always calls her a man or Bradley Manning. Wow. Yeah. Yeah. It's weird. Actually, that is weird. Actually,

he has adopted the naming convention. He does say Chelsea generally speaking now, but also misgenders her. Okay. But in this case, totally cool with it. It brings up, brings up how Asan should have been like, I will go to prison if you release her. Yes. And he, Alex even uses the her pronoun. Wow. It's very weird, but I think it's a secondary. This is great. I think he's distracted. Yeah, of course. So he's distracted enough so that he finally isn't a transphobic monster for a short period of time. Well, that takes attention to detail. It does. So it's hard to be a transphobic monster. Exactly. We don't think about that enough. How difficult it is to be prejudiced against everybody who is different. Well,

in the same way that Alex is complaining about how like, oh, why do I have to keep up with these new terms? Right? Everybody introduces new terms. And it turns out it's not hard to do. It's not that hard, but I can understand how it would be tough for a bigot to be like, where, why do I have to keep finding new targets for my hate? Yeah. Why do I have to keep finding new rationalizations for hating people who are different? Of course. Why are there so many ways people can be different? That's got to be exhausting. Yeah, it does. So the press conference starts with these people giving a history of WikiLeaks. Yes. Alex, I don't think knew that was going to happen. And so he just lets it, he thought it was going to be full on. Julian comes out and is like, bombshell,

fuck. Yeah, this shit. Yeah, swinging. Yeah. Instead, it's this, you know, 10 years ago, we started this website and blah, blah, you know, and he doesn't really know how to deal with it. So he just plays it straight. And of course, I haven't kept any of that in course. But here's an interesting editorial that Alex drops in before things turn for him. I've got to say, Assange's crew are definitely patriots. They're real liberals. You're seeing real liberals in action here by liberals. Thomas Jefferson was a liberal, means more freedom, telling the truth, being honorable. These are real liberals. And that's why you hear Obama and Hillary saying they're totally, well, the worst people in the world

must be shut down. It's why you heard Assange saying Hillary wants to put the pre pre presses So they're the real liberals. That's cool. Alex is super into it. He is still pumped. They're patriots. Absolutely. He's not an American. No, but he's a real patriot. What does that even mean? He's a patriot. He's like Thomas Jefferson. Thomas Jefferson wasn't a real American. He moved. Well, true. But you create a new identity and he gets to adopt it. Right. Right. If Julian Assange were a founder of our country, he could claim that he's an American, but he's actually European. Right. This is a guy from, where's he from? Assange? Where's he from? No, no, no, no. He committed all of his crimes in

Sweden. That's where I got it. That's the one. Yeah. Yeah. Where's he from? I think he's British. Okay. Maybe Australian. Could be Australia. Who knows? Where is he from? Paraguay. Well, I think we've, I think we've landed on Paraguay as the reality. Ooh, big gap in our knowledge. Country of origin. What gives a shit? He's a monster. I got Australia from the chat room. Oh, okay. He's an Australian dude who's committed a crime in Sweden, who's now in the UK in an Ecuadorian embassy. Of course he's an Australian. They come from a line of criminals. I don't know why. There's no reason to do that. My point is that, so does everybody from Georgia. My point here, don't say that, man, there's a bunch of Australian

listeners. I know. I'm sorry. I wasn't trying to do that. My point is that you have a circuit, a circuit to it. Oh boy. Circuitous. Exactly. For him to find himself in the Ecuadorian embassy in the UK. And Alex is like, he's a patriot. Yeah. Great. Great. So anyway, in this next clip, we get, especially considering that never mind, never mind. In this next clip, we get Darren McBreen jumping back in, I believe, and we're talking about how fucking hardcore this data dump is going to be. Yeah. And then accusation is made about the internet. Let's go to Darren McBreen. Here we are at 3.30 in the morning covering this. This is history. Again, how hardcore is the data dump he's going to give on Hillary?

Well, I hope it's super hardcore, but you guys were talking earlier about how a lot of times you go to these news websites and you get more information in the comment section. And then Alex, you said that a lot of times what you'll do is they'll turn off the comment section so nobody can read it. Yeah, that's the new architecture. But they're even going a step further. Hillary Clinton, she now has a troll army. So what she will do is they've got all these people that they're spending millions of dollars for these trolls to go to these news websites, to go to infowars.com, to go to Facebook, and to argue with people with, and of course, they're pro-Hillary and they basically attack anybody who has anything to do with anything

against her. Maybe because you got your assholes. So these are paid trolls and army paid trolls. I'll enjoy her. What's your view on this? Well, Darren is completely correct. They have to pay these people to go online. You can talk to me. Soros. Soros. I don't think, look, I don't care what side you are on. For the most part, you do not have to pay people to be assholes online. Right. Generally speaking, everybody does it for free. And you know what? Honestly, I think it's, if you're on one side of the political divide and you're getting abused a bunch by people in comment sections, I think it's actually a much more comforting idea that they're paid. Because- Oh yeah, no, of course. Because if not, that means- Yeah, yeah. That means you might be

a dick. Or they're doing it because they're monsters. Right, right, right, right, exactly. It's actually kind of, like, when you look at the idea of like, take a picture of humanity, it's like, I would much rather these dicks posting all this violent, angry shit. We're getting paid to do it. Right. Otherwise, everybody might be an asshole. Because then if the money shuts off, that'll stop. Right. That's a good point. I didn't consider that. And if the money doesn't, like, if they're just doing it because I feel this in my heart, then like, oh boy. I'm in for the rest of my life. Yeah, then there's really nothing you can do outside of, I mean, hopefully education. But- Nah, that's never gonna happen now. People don't like that. Uh-uh. It's mean. So what they're

specifically talking about is David Brock's Correct the Record initiative, where they had a bunch of people who were going around to find places where misinformation was being spread about Hillary Clinton and post the explanation of it. Right. And I get how the idea of like, they're getting paid to flood comment sections and stuff like that. Yeah, I get how the reality is very close to the version that Alex has been. Yeah, there are people who were paid to do that. Right. They were Russian. But the version that they're explaining is conflating probably dumb people with the people who were paid. Yeah. There's probably like, you'll never really be able to prove X, Y, or Z person on the internet was paid. Yeah. But if you just say they're all paid,

then you can take the behavior of someone who is awful and assume that's the same as a person who's like, well, actually here's the, here's an article about what really happened there. I don't know. It's a, it's a dumb game. It's dumb. Facts are never going to win because they are always reactive. Yeah. The only possibility is education and education isn't really going to win because in order to be educated, you have to admit that you don't know things. If you admit that you don't know things, that makes you feel stupid. And the people that we are fighting against are essentially people who refuse to admit that they don't know something. It's a threat. It's a threat to your self identity. Yeah, especially if you're a manly, if you're like, so invested in this male

identity of always being the strongest that then has to apply to the intellectual sphere as well. I would be willing to bet Alex. It like, I know it's a hacky, hacky thing. But I bet he won't ask for directions. Like, I bet he is that right. And why isn't, why don't they make the plane out of whatever the black box is made out of? That doesn't have to do with masculinity. But you know what does this next clip? This next, amazing transitions. Oh, and Shroyer decides, I'm going to be fucking manly as hell. And he does a own Shroyer shouldn't do that. He is not manly. He does a pro wrestling style shoot. All right, on David Brock. All right, I like it. Here, you know, it's amazing that something I don't think it's it's said. And by the way,

let's put the WikiLeaks press conference kind of lower corner if we can. So folks know what's going on. They're more, you know, we're covering that, but go ahead. So Fox News calls you out, MSNBC calls you out, CNN, whoever calls you out. And you respond, Hillary Clinton calls you out, says you have a dark heart. You respond with them. They never covered it. Okay. I called you a money laundering thief, David Brock. Yeah, I noticed he won't respond. Where are you? He doesn't want to go there. If somebody, if somebody said something that damning about myself, about my personal record, I think that I would want to respond. How about you're a lying, inaccurate piece of shit? Right. And we actually, I can't wait to I'm calling you out, Owen Shroyer. If you want somebody to

fucking come at you, like it's no big deal. Let me tell you something. You work for a lying piece of shit. And that makes you a lying piece of shit. You think you're a bigot? You don't even know. You're also bad at your job. He's really bad at it. But I would, I would posit this as a potential explanation. Alex has something to gain from engaging and that is increased exposure. And then he sells more of his dumb products. Right. And David Brock doesn't have anything to gain by engaging. In fact, the only person who has anything to gain by David Brock engaging is Alex Jones. Exactly. That's it. So this whole thing of like, why won't you come at us? Right. It's so desperate when you really look at it through like the lens of the real world. Right.

It's like, of course, I don't want to dignify you with a fucking, you're just trying to, it's schoolyard shit. Yeah. It's absolutely bullying. I mean, currently it does seem like we're in something of the opposite position in so far as we only have something to gain if Alex comes after us. Totally. He will then, you know, of course, never. So Alex, what I'm saying is you're a giant pussy. Right. Yeah. And your whole worldview is based on anti-Semitism. The issue too, what it comes down to often is that like, I don't know if David Brock is involved in money laundering. I have no idea. But oh, and sure, making that claim in order for it to be liable, like proving it in court is difficult in the same way that like there's a, you know,

the way that our laws are written in terms of like slander and libel are, it's very difficult to prove the legal standard of those things to protect free speech. Right. You would rather err on the side of, right. They kind of know that. So they, they, they're, well, they have to because that's their whole game. Basically, literally all they do is skirt as close to a libel law as they possibly can and then fucking settle, try and fall back and settle like crazy. Oh yeah. Oh yeah. So this promo is not over. Here you go. He won't respond to the reports you were covering. So David Brock, I'm accusing you of money laundering. I think that you are an absolute thief. You are the Jordan Belfort of the democratic campaign donation funding.

You and Mary Bonner need to be audited and looked into by the IRS and probably put in jail. Okay. Let's hear you respond to that. I bet your dark heart has not looked how he's a total moron. He looks like, he looks like a lobotomized dog. Got to go for the look. That fake fop hair. He's got to go for the look. He looks like a dog in the headlines. I mean, look at that joke. Right, dude. We don't have any proof that he's a money launderer. So he looks like a money launderer, Doug. On some level, I admire that Owen Troyer was at least saying a thing. You know, he was trying. Yeah. I don't know if that thing is real or true, but at least it wasn't looking at dumb ass hair. Yeah. And Alex can't hang. I mean,

I don't know if it's just because he's that it's that late and he's tired, but he would do that at noon. Yeah, I was going to say, no, it's not that it's that Alex is, Alex is afraid of making that kind of a concrete claim. Yeah. Alex would far, would much rather just go for the emasculate as opposed to anything else because he knows his viewers aren't really going to care. Like David Brock, you can say David Brock is a money launderer and they'll be like, yeah, he totally is. Yeah. But what's going to get them excited is saying that he looks like a lobotomized. No, whatever it is. He would that's really going to get him excited is the next clip. Okay. Before we get there, just while we're on the topic of money laundering. Oh, do you mean our president?

No, fortified supply.com. Oh, shit. That's right. Tax deadlines. April 15, April 15, are fast approaching. Oh, yeah. Alex, I don't want us. I don't know for sure. I don't know all the intricacies of the law, but I think he might be doing some money laundering. I don't think that's liable. Oh man. Anyway, in this next clip, like I said, this is going to get there. This is going to get their dick side. Oh yeah. Not just like making fun of his hair. No, that's not enough. Uh-uh. That's that stupid gray hair, like a Mars attack space alien. He doesn't care about anything else except money. All right. That's all this guy. And he loves Vienna Sausage. Well, actually, well, okay. Hey, his actually, I mean, his ex-boyfriend actually

blackmailed him and no, no, no, he's a connoisseur of Vienna Sausage. I mean, he actually likes little canned meats. Okay. Well, like, are you talking about mini-weenies or does he like? Yes, mini-weenies. He likes the mini-weenies. He likes, David Brock likes mini-weenies. When David Brock has a, one of his superpacks. When he has thought bubbles, it's about Vienna Sausage. When he has his superpacks hosting these parties, actually he serves miniature wieners at his party. But hey, he got blackmailed by his ex-boyfriend. He had to pay his ex-boyfriend $850,000. That doesn't mean that. I mean, he's a connoisseur of breakfast sausages. Does Alex think he's funny? Alex has to think he's really funny. He thinks he's hilarious.

He has to think he is fucking crushing this joke. He has sycophantic assholes around. Yeah, that's true. You know, they just like, haha. Yeah. Oh, that's great. I bet he does like breakfast foods. I'm trying to insinuate that he's super gay though. Right. I'm trying to insinuate that Vienna Sausage that you said was actually a euphemism. What's fun about that bit as a two-man act is that like Owen is doing exactly what he should do. Right. He's playing the straight man. Well, because Alex is bringing up the mini-weenies and what have you to make fun of the idea that David Brock is gay. Right. And Owen is like, well, actually now bringing up like substance. Yeah. Whether it's true or not is another matter, but he's like, oh yeah, not only that, but

he had to pay his boyfriend all this money. No, no, I'm literally talking about cocktail weeds. It's like, Alex, you are the worst. You have already done the bit. Now you're trying to do it again and Owen doesn't have the improv chops to roll with it. Right. Of course. He can't like, you can see it in his face too there. He's just exasperated. He's like, all right. Yes. I mean, it's not, it's not a good joke, but I can't say it on air. Well, the thing too is that like, I don't know exactly what the money they're talking about is. I don't really care. This is just part of their pizza gate coverage because David Brock's ex-boyfriend was James Aliphontus who owned Comet Ping Pong Pizza, which was the center. I did not know that. Yeah. Which was the center of the,

you didn't know that? That's the whole reason this whole thing happened. I don't care. That's the whole reason pizza gate happened. I didn't care about pizza gate. Why would I pay attention to it in any way, shape, or form? It was obviously false. And then it has, it had the moniker of blank gate on it, which means I don't give a shit already. There was one gate. It was Watergate. After that, figure out a different fucking name. Why is everything? Now I'm doing an old bit. Now I'm doing. You're the hat. Listen. Why is it that they don't make planes out of pizza? The whole reason the pizza gate got momentum and got like focused on Comet Ping Pong Pizza to begin with was because in the Podesta emails that got leaked, there were emails between John Podesta and

James Aliphontus because James Aliphontus would host Podesta, Hillary Clinton related fundraisers at Comet Ping Pong Pizza because it was one of the hottest and best pizza places in Washington, D.C. All right. And so all the attention got sent that way. Is that why their relationship ended? What? No, I don't know all the details about that. I feel like it's not even appropriate. I was going to say, because I don't want, I don't want to add pizza gate to another reason that I hate them because it ruined a perfectly good relationship. I don't think so. I think they had already broken up by that point. Okay. I don't, again, I don't know people's private lives. It's not really all that important to me. Fair enough. But I do think, but I should know about

never. I do think that one of the reasons that pizza gate got pushed the way it did is because James Aliphontus, what had a connection to. Yeah. Now I got it. Who right wing interests have a very serious boner. Always. Yeah. They want to crush him because I mean, he hosts the most widely trafficked site that debunks their bullshit. Right. So it may, all that is to say, I don't know what money David Brock gave James Aliphontus. I don't particularly care. I imagine it wasn't blackmail. But that's why Owens bring that up. Yeah. Pizza gate. I got you. So again, they can claim that they never covered pizza gate, but they, they talked about a lot of it. Right. Now, in this next clip, we get the first sensible thing that's said by any staff member of info

wars on this broadcast. Rob do says, guys, what are we doing? Rob do is sitting on the sidelines and he has, it's not reasonable, but he has the most measured response. I think of anybody. Okay. Just watching, you know, watching WikiLeaks put this thing together. I'm surprised they haven't just come out with the lead with the big guns. You know, what, I don't know what this party is. Well, they've already released some incredibly powerful stuff. They have, but you would think that the stuff that they're talking on, the buildup that has been to this 10 year Well, they're just giving a history. They're not trolling. Anybody is what I'm saying. Hope they're not trolling the world right now.

Fuck you, Rob do. Well, let's see your hopes dash just beautiful to me. But here's the problem. Rob do's right, but he's got the wrong culprit. It's Roger Stone. Oh, of course. It's not WikiLeaks. It's not Julian Assange that's doing this. It's Roger. It's, it's so crazy. But at least he's starting to smell something weird. Do you know what's so great about this too is that Roger Stone smoothed this over like immediately. Like Alex almost certainly had like this. Hey, Roger, what did you do? You fucking ruined this for me. And Roger was like, nah, no, no, no, don't worry about it. I got this one covered. We're going to take care of it in a certain way. You know, terrible Roger Stone. I know. I don't know how to do it. Yeah, I know. It's like certainly

it's nasal, but I can't pull it together. Yeah. I nailed it once during our March 30th episode when I did an impression of him saying that Adam Schiff is a pussy, but I have never been able to recap. All right. So for the podcast episode, whatever we release this later, pussy, that's pretty close. It's not, it's not good, but I don't know. So as the, as this wears on, there's more and more the history of WikiLeaks. There's more people just talking a big game about all they've accomplished. Yes. And at a certain point, Alex starts to grow restless. I mean, whatever, get the, get the, you know, get the leaks out. I guess now they're taking questions from the audience. Maybe we should putt or from the journalists. Yeah, like, where's the signs? Let's get to the

meat potatoes. Yeah. m4s.com. The Americans are impatient. Yeah. So, um, yeah, it's not 10 a.m. here, sweetheart. Don't, don't call her sweetheart. Don't call her sweetheart. This is benign as he can get in these, in these, uh, these here parts. I mean, I guess, I guess it's better than cupcake, but still don't call her sweetheart. He comes from a different era. Yeah. No, he doesn't. No, he doesn't. Maybe 10 years old. Yeah. Exactly. Exactly. Yeah. That's really fucked up to me. He is not more than 10 years older than me. Yeah. That's crazy. Yeah, I know, right? He looks like shit. Uh, anyway, in this next clip, so, so perfunctory the way he said that. Yeah. I don't, I don't want to guild the lily with a specific talk. I can just bluntly throw that out in this

next clip. Alex is just like, get on with it. He's getting like, because at this point, he still thinks the dunk, the dunk is, is coming. Um, he's, he's growing, uh, exceedingly impatient. I love how WikiLeaks, and this is just a criticism. I love WikiLeaks. I love Assange, but he has to deal with mainstream media reporters who literally think because they can write an article. They're God. There's a lot of arrogance here on average that we're saying today. That's true. And with, with Snowden, they screwed him over. And so that's why everybody's doing their own journalist, their own report. So it's more pure, uh, because that's what this comes down to. You're seeing info wars.com live coverage of the WikiLeaks hour and a half press

conference. We're 42 minutes into it. The next 10, 15 minutes. Assange is going to show up. It's what we're all waiting for right now. We've kind of gotten the history of WikiLeaks. It's very interesting. The problem is that people do the presentation are so cool. They can't kind of bring themselves to give us any information. Also, along the way, he's been like really pissed off at people's haircuts. Yeah. Like just all of these people who are doing the WikiLeaks press conference are like fucking hip assholes haircut. He thinks he's so cool. As a man whose hairline is receding, I can respect that at three a.m. He's like, fucking hate haircuts. I hate it. Your hair is so good.

Miss trendy motherfucker. Totally get it. All right. I'm going to let him off the hook for that one because I've been there with fuck you. Fuck you and your flowing locks. I do not understand it at all. And I'm not trying to be mean. It's just that this is why I get called. It's not whatever it is you're about to say. Sometimes like 30, 40 big profiles, New York Times, Washington Post, you name it in the last few months. I just said I'm not doing it because I don't have time to sit there on a weird power trip with some journalist for a day. So they write some twisted article, just write whatever you're going to write. So my deal is info wars, drudge report. We're the future. We're huge. WikiLeaks is great, but it's good to see how unpretentious

drudge is or unpretentious info wars is. You just said you're the future. How unpretentious info wars. That's not pretentious. A little bit. Because these folks are great. That's my God who puts together these productions. Get right to it. I would, you know, give a five minute history of what we've done, five minute history of what we've been through and then get to the data dump. Get to the meat potatoes now, now, now. Now it's been one Andrew Breitbart came out and said he's got this amazing video. I think it was at some straw pack or something. They died later. Yeah. And then he died and then the stuff they released, it didn't quite live up to what you thought it would be. That's right. Okay. She's now gone to a new video. So he goes back to the, the WikiLeaks

pre-conference because he realizes, I don't want to talk about fucking Breitbart. Yeah. Because we did an episode about Andrew Breitbart. We know all of that is nonsense. It was at CPAC that he gave a speech where he said that he was going to vet Obama and it was not the next day that he died. It was, it was a bit later and he had nothing and he died of a hard tech because he was a very unhealthy man who was probably deeply into cocaine. Yeah. Unfortunately, he didn't die sooner. I say the same thing about Scalia and I'm going to say the same thing about Gorsuch and who else? Who else you got? I was watching, I don't know. I look, I saw Andrew Anthony Kennedy. I'm just going to go through a list of the Supreme Court justices I wish were dead. I saw a video

of Andrew Breitbart the other day and I got sentimental. Really? That's how bad it is. That was a different time, right? That's when lies were just lies instead of the truth. Hey, you know what? I, I know that I'm wrong about this. I know I am ahead of, ahead of me saying it. I know I'm wrong. Now I'm excited to hear what it is. Yeah. I think I could hang with Andrew Breitbart and not like beat his ass or something like that. I wouldn't, I wouldn't be so angry. Like if I hung out with Alex, I would leave. You know, right? When I say beat his ass, of course we'd never say you would never get into it. That's not me. That's unless you, unless you and he were sharing the same cocaine. That's Alex rubbing off on me. Yeah. I would hang out with Alex and I'd try and talk to him for a

little bit. I got to go. I think I could hang out, have a couple of drinks with Andrew Breitbart and think he's an asshole, but also slap him on the shoulder. It'd be like you piece of shit. Right, right, right, right. Like we could be con, con vivo enemies, like that kind of thing. I watched a video of him like convivial, by the way, whatever. I watched a video of him like fucking with some protesters and like this is, this is quaint. That's not good. What whenever we're reminiscing fondly about whenever things were less evil, I guess. Exactly. Yeah. He's on some like roller skates or something. He's on rollerskates. He's on roller skates. People are like, I'm on rollerskates. You guys going to push me over? That's fucking hilarious.

That is pretty funny. Anyway, I'm going to give him that one. Yeah. I will give the ghost of Andrew by Breitbart one point. I've also been considering the possibility that since I did that deep dive and researched his death, and I know how people like Alex Jones have misused it for their own purposes. I might just feel a misplaced empathy for him and that's entirely possible too. But whatever the case, don't fucking play your games. Did right wing media kill Andrew Breitbart for their own purposes? No. This is the question we should be asking. No, he had a heart attack. Yeah. He was a partier. All right. He was a partier with a congenital heart defect. Anyway, in his next clip, Alex Jones confirms once again, this is history. This is only the

beginning though of exposing all this. This is history happening. Julian Assange is coming. It's 10 minutes. Oh, this is a man waiting for Santa Claus. So, Noorad is tracking Santa Claus. He is coming right over Africa. He will be in the United States very soon. Yep. That's where he's at. That's the headspace. Also, once again, Snowden had nothing to do with WikiLeaks. It was Glenn Greenwald and the Guardian. No, but I also think that, just to give Alex a little bit of credit, within the context of what he was saying, it's not one to one necessarily that he was saying that he was involved with WikiLeaks. It's possible that what he was saying is that the mainstream media screwed Snowden over.

Maybe he's pointing the finger at Greenwald. I'm not entirely sure. Well, he said WikiLeaks screwed. No, I don't think he did. He did. No, I don't think he did. Okay. I think that if you look at the, he said they screwed Snowden. Okay. Fair enough. I think if you look at it, proper pronoun usage is beyond Alex's. Yeah. Because more of the complaints that he made in that clip that you're referencing were about like the Washington Post. That's true. And the mainstream media, fair enough, but I don't, I don't know. He might still think that Snowden was involved, but we can't, we can't say for sure. All right. But at this point, yes, the time has run out. The clock has run out. It's time for Snowden. Now you've got Snowden in my head. I got it.

It's time for Assange to make his, his appearance. And in this clip, they're waiting for the people doing the press conference to get him on the phone. And Alex Jones starts to have violent fantasies. Come on now. Come on now. Come on. This one goes there. That way. And the crosshairs this way. Pull the trigger that way. There sink the enemy. That's how it's done. Pull the knife across the throat like that across the garden. Press in lovingly. Watch the blood spray politically. Oh, okay. Stab them a few times right there. Stomach for good measure. Just a second. Does anybody have a question from the people's side? It looks like they restarted the computer. As if they're not going to hack. I said try to keep the suns off. I mean,

it might be technical difficulties too, but. So they're getting a little punch drunk now. Yeah. I think Alex might have had a few drinks. Yeah. Now they're, now they're all, I know, I still don't think he's had a few drinks. I think it's, I think it's at that like tired. You get, you get to that like four or five a.m. moment where you're just, you stop being like, like if you, if you remember like a lock in. Yeah. Like do you remember when people used to do lock ends? Yeah. Yeah. And you would get to that like four or five and everybody'd be weirdly giddy because everybody's so tired. They're like, the real you would come out. I don't know if that's a real you. Oh, that's the real Alex. I'm scared. Cut his throat. Push it. Push it in lovingly.

I want to kill politically. I wish or stab him in the gut for good measure. He says. Yeah. Yeah. That part wasn't political though. That was just regular, but to be fair, they had some technical difficulties and couldn't get a song on the phone. So Alex had to vamp a little. Ooh, we got a first loser. I'm not a grapefruit. Oh, really? I enjoy this. Not a group, not a big grapefruit. This is not terrible. Pomplimus. Uh, fuck you. So I have corrected language like five times tonight. This is annoying. I'm turning into my weird grammar. A number of them has been appropriate because I have mispronounced a couple of words or stand over them. Well, convivial was egregious. Yeah, but Pomplimus isn't. Anyway.

So Alex, at this point, they're trying to get Assange on the phone and they're having technical difficulties. Alex. So they think they're going to get Assange direct. What do you mean? I mean, Infowars thinks that they're going to call Assange and Assange is going to answer and talk to them. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. No, the people doing the press conference that they've been watching are calling Assange. That's right. Because he can't leave the equator. Yes. And so they're trying to get him on Skype and they had a little like tech difficulty or whatever. And so Alex is like, I told you, they were going to hack it. Right. They're not going to let Assange be on air. Right. So clearly he's, he's gung-ho in this. The globalists are trying to stop him

from talking when in reality it was just Skype dropped or something like that. It's an international Skype call that happens at that time. So Assange gets on and he starts talking about the history of WikiLeaks. And at this point, Alex Jones starts to realize it's not going to go his way. He starts to realize this might be a zero. We're trying to figure out exactly what's being said here, ladies and gentlemen, just like everybody else doing Assange this year with millions watching around the world. He just said, talks about building a pub or something similar. We're trying to figure this out right now. This is kind of fun. Yeah. I like this. Alex is kind of like this. I like disappointed and confused Alex. This is my favorite. Alex,

I think I'm starting to love this. I think he wants to own a bar. I think he's open to the pub or something. I don't fucking know. I stayed up for this. Oh God. What am I doing with my life? He is none plus this. So in this next clip, Alex is more disappointed and then something happens with Owen Shroyer that I think is very interesting considering he claims that he's from St. Louis. Okay. None of them think to bring the mic close to the speaker. It's like way back in the room. They're all just acting liberal. I'm honestly shocked at the two shocked at the two bit nature of this so far. St. Louis me. Why does he say shacked? Because he's, he's from the East Coast. Oh, he was going with that accent. I'm shocked. It's three in the morning.

So it's coming through and slipped. Oh boy. He's actually probably some sort of bougie East Coast asshole comes from money and just claims that he's from. I don't know. Shacked. He could be a Southie. That would be a Southie. Fine. Even so, then why would you cover that up? That would be perfect for the informer's milieu. Oh, that's true. That would be perfect. Whatever it is, it's something he's trying to pretend isn't really him. I'm shacked. He's probably from New Hampshire. Maybe. I don't know. That's possible. Whatever it is, it's some sort of, it's some sort of- That's the only state on the East Coast I know. All the rest of them are just never mind. What about Rhode Island? I never heard of it. It's tiny. But like that, that to me is really

fascinating because it happened another time too. I've heard that happen twice and both times he's like said, shacked or I can't remember what the other word was, but then immediately I would start shocked. I am shocked. Yeah. That's crazy. That's crazy. Especially because if he did have an actual Missouri accent, shocked wouldn't even be a thing. No. When have you been so tired that you accidentally pronounced something in a regional accent that wasn't your actual speaking voice? Oh, that's crazy because I am from Zimbabwe. So I'm not a, I can't, I can't let that. That was the wrong country. Now we're getting an interesting point from the chat room that is that Wisconsin also has that kind of accent. Ah, there we go. Which is true. Or Minnesota.

True. Minnesota sounds more reasonable now. No, because I think, I don't know. There's something very specific about the eh to it that seems east coast. I might just be biased because I grew up in Boston for a little bit when I was younger, but that stinks of Massachusetts in my experience. I agree. There's a, the vowel is slightly different. The phonem. Well, that's why I went directly to Minnesota. Yeah. Boston. Yeah. And Owen Shroyer is kind of, he's kind of jingery. So yeah, that also goes along with the sort of traditional Boston. Right. Anyway, in this next clip, Alex Jones realizes this fucking thing is a mess. Well, I don't want to be negative or mean here, but we're just going to be honest. It's all we can do. This is a freaking train wreck.

And I love this house. I've worked really hard tonight. We are like 10 minutes into incoherent babble. No, no. I mean, can I just hear like, back in the shower? So I can like send the ring race where this is at. I mean, because I'm sitting here and we've got him over the hot coals here. And again, in the incoherent babbling or anything. I'm struggling to make out a lot of what he's saying. I've been trying to hear the words Clinton or Democrats or US election. I haven't really heard any of those key words. Wow. Well, in case he's doing it, let's go back to it. We're just not intellectual enough to understand this here. Let's go back to it. That's possible. It might be a little bit of insight. Yeah. That's entirely, that's probably the most honest thing he's ever said.

We might be too stupid to understand this. I mean, he's being glib, but yeah, but there's like, I mean, he's just talking about the history of WikiLeaks. Right. That's what the press conference is about. And the reason that they like, because they are looking for X, Y and Z in it and you only get a, they're like, Oh, I don't understand any of this. This is all, this is all Greek to me. Right. Right. Right. This is babble. This is nonsense. It's just their disappointment. Like to, to the, to the actual reality of the press conference, can you really point to any earth shattering things other than Chelsea Manning's revelations and the way that they fucked up the US election for WikiLeaks? No, I don't think so. Yeah, right? No.

No, there's some interesting stuff possibly. You know, there's some things that are interesting. No, they put together, they put together a lot of, a lot of releases that are, are embarrassing for the US government, but a lot of those were just things that are uninteresting to the general populace. And if you really get into them, you'll be like, Oh, well, this does mean something. But for the most part, nobody paid attention to anything other than those two situations. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, probably. Well, so you don't really need to do a 10 year anniversary explanation. You need to be more like Chelsea Manning is a literal hero that was imprisoned for, I mean, there could have been more of that in the press conference,

maybe. That's possible, but we can't rewrite history. That's true. All we can do is look at Alex Jones having a real bad time at two, three in the morning. It's delightful. I love it. So in this next clip, Alex Jones fully realizes that this is nothing. And then he floats a theory. I've seen the internet and I understand that there's enormous expectation in the United States. Yeah, there's enormous expectation. It built up by him. Here we go. I love it. We're going to make a major publication in relation to the United States. At a particular hour, we don't do it at 3 a.m. We don't do it at 3 a.m. This is like, it is a troll to get us into WikiLeaks.

So these idiots can get on TV with their hair sticking up. He just admitted it. We don't do it at 3 a.m. Oh my God. And it goes with Hillary, I guess. This is my favorite. This is my favorite, Alex. He is now insisting that he is whining petulantly like a little bitch. I love it. I love it. He is now insisting that Assange has made a deal with Hillary. That's what he said there at the end. Yeah, he's made a deal. He's made a deal, which he reinforces in this next clip. Nonetheless, before the end of the year, he's made a deal before the election jackass 34 days, 34 private pile, 34, 34 private pile. What is that? It's a goddamn jelly donut. And why don't we

have jelly donuts because you are a disgusting liberal pop. Devastating. Thanks, Roy. Devastating. You're great. Operation ass wipe. Launched by Jimmy and Assange. So far a devastating one down. So they're getting better. Oh, it's so good. So the thing is like, if Alex at this point in October of 2016 was so confident about Trump and everything like, why are you freaking out about how we only have 34 days for secret information to be released by this organization in order to win the election? Right. He's desperate for this information. Right. Right. He's banging on the table screaming 34 days. Kind of kind of gives a different picture

than his, I knew he was going to win all along. Right. Right. Right. But that's just me. I don't know. I just, I just, this is, this is so good. This is like, if every single one of his narratives were broadcast live, he would constantly be like, oh, I'm wrong. Oh, no, I'm wrong. Oh, no, I'm wrong. Oh, no. Like that's why you don't do things live, Alex. You're, you're wrong. And again, about everything. And again, it's why Roger Stone has accidentally rat fucked him. Yeah. So in this next clip. Yeah, that's the reason that that is the reason other news outlets use teleprompters and don't go live to this shit and pre-tape their overnight shit because they can't verify it on the day. Also,

that's why news outlets don't be like, here we go. Yes. You don't hear Jake Tapper being like, here's my prediction. Let's fucking do this. Here's my prediction. This interview will verify every little thing that I hope and pray for. Oh, good God. Yeah. So at this point, things turn ugly. Okay. And Alex gets really mean. Is it true? Yes, it's true. This man has no dick. If you could real laugh, that's a real laugh. You couldn't hear over Jordan's cackley laugh after he said, after he said, this man has no dick. It's a constant. Like he cracked his shit up. He loved it. He's like, I nailed it. Listen, I'm not going to lie.

I agree with him. That was hilarious. He did the big challenge goes by the end of the year. They're going to wait till the election's over and release whatever it is. Who's got a bigger man piece? Michelle Obama or Julian Assange right now? Julian Assange. We're not trying to be mean to Julian Assange. This has been an interesting and interesting response. Let's go back to this guy. Let's go back to Julian Assange. I like until this moment. I'm having a real problem. You're having some problems. It was in the wiki leaks, but not this time. This time. I am greatly disappointed. Oh my God. So this next clip. Shroyer fucking ruined it. I was having so much fun when he directs it at somebody like Julian Assange. I get to just

like relax and be like, I am enjoying this too. And then Shroyer is like, let's be sexist. Don't worry. It's not over. Let's be a fucking monster. Don't worry. Alex's bullshit is not nearly over. Okay. This goes on quite a while. Okay, good. But in this next clip, we get what I am going to label perhaps the weirdest. I'm going to spoil it ahead of time. This is an ad pivot, but it's the. Oh, also Shroyer is being racist as well. Yeah. He's being all of this. He's going. He's going all in on being sexist, racist, disrespectful. What else you got? He's the Neapolitan of bigotry. Yeah. But this next clip, dude, this is the weirdest fucking ad pivot I've ever heard in my entire time. Okay. But you know, it is karma. We troll a lot. We've been trolled.

Oh, I was going to hawk some products. M4slife.com. M4store.com. You can buy our non-Gmr. Everyone stays live selection and I guarantee you will actually grow some real vegetables fruit trees, you name it. Probiotic. Find him down, please. Biome defense. High powered M4s, probiotic. That's so weird. So he's like, oh, now he's going to fucking sell some product. By the way, we have 30% off on. No, no, no, no, no, no, no. What's fascinating to me about that is I think there's three pieces of that. That's crazy. First is, we troll people a lot. We got trolled. I know that's so weird, which is like admitting that you're not a journalism outlet. First of all, and second of all, you didn't get trolled by a son. You got trolled by your rat fucker in house.

Yeah. Roger Stone. Second is that Julian Assange is celebrating the 10th anniversary of WikiLeaks and there's a book. He brings it up. He's like, oh, now he's trying to hawk some products and it's not the, I'm going to hawk some products too. It's like a knee jerk reaction. Right. It's somebody hawked products. I, for some reason, I have to. Like there's a product talking going on. Like if you want, if we wanted to show, okay. So we go out to a bar with Alex, he starts saying some crazy shit. We're just like, hey, we have some knowledge fight buttons and he will shut it down and just start selling a shit. But it'll be muscle memory. Yeah. He's not even aware that he's doing it first. And then as the ball rolls, he's like,

shut that down, shut it down a little bit. I gotta do a real ad. Lower it, lower it. Listen to this one more time with that in mind. But you know, it is karma. We troll a lot. We've been found. That is the big smiles. Oh, oh, now he's going to hawk some products in fullwarslife.com. That's muscle memory. Just a meeting. I'm seeing why the selection. And I hear the same sentence. There wasn't even a comma. No. As, as it goes on, that's when he gets into the like, I started it. Let's fucking go through with it. Right. It's astounding. Right. It's, it's, it's, it shows that what is always in his heart is selling, selling shit. Yeah. And that's when you were saying that like your real self comes out. This is where I would make that argument.

Okay. As opposed to the slit your throat. Right. That's in there. That's in there. That's in there. That's the mix. Yeah. More of the I do sell seeds. Right. Let me talk about them. That's that's his weight. Also, I've never heard him sell seeds before. He's got a lot of seeds. He's got seeds, heirloom seeds. And then he guarantees that you're going to grow some real plants. Isn't that how seeds work? It's one of his old sponsors. It's one of those old ones that stuck around a long time like the survival foods. Okay. Survival seed banks. Right. And what have you. How is Hydra guns working? Someone did tell me that they that website still exists. I'm not going to go to it. Okay. So in this next clip, Owen turns on Julian Assange.

Okay. He does seem, I mean, he does in this video again, I'm hoping, all right, I'm going to keep my fingers crossed Julian Assange will come out with something still he's still talking, but he kind of seems he's coming off like a bit of a cock. No, no, no, he said in this by the end of the year. Hey, buddy, there's two months to the end of the year after the election. We have 34 days, 34 days. Pile to save the world from Hillary that wants to kill you. What the hell's your problem? Do you want to kick ass or do you want to start chewing concrete? You got two choices. Scar giving us the data. I'm sure go to Easter Bunny place. I came here to chew bubblegum and listen to Assange leak documents. And I got neither. And I'm all

out of bubblegum. No, man, I have never been trolled like this. Oh boy. Oh boy. Their references didn't work out. The two man act is, is falling apart. It is not good. No, it's, um, I thought I could rely on, well, one, Owen Schreuer is the fucking worst at this. He's not. He is really bad at this. I wish his Boston accent would just let it free. I mean, I came here to chew bubblegum and listen to Assange one, too long. Right. And two, you can't end that with, and I got neither because that's not a joke. That's a disappointment. I honestly think that's a C in terms of a line, but you think so? Well, but the reason, the reason that I came to chew bubblegum and kick ass and I'm all out of bubblegum works is because both of those things

are things that you have control over. Right. Like I can chew bubblegum or I can kick ass. Right. Also, rowdy, rowdy delivered the hell out of them. Right. But you can't control what Julian Assange is going to do. So you're kind of like, I am either going to chew bubblegum or passively take in this thing that didn't happen and I don't have gum. You should buy some gum. It doesn't really. You could have bought some gum. It doesn't really work, but he hit that cock hard. And then, no, the cuck was good. And then Alex came in with just garbage. Alex is bad. Right. He's not doing his part. Alex is out. He's not doing his part in this brother's routine. Right. But fuck you for thinking that. Okay. Because Alex is about to come through with a haymaker in this

next clip. Okay. Is this the death of WikiLeaks? I mean, are we, we thought we break stuff every day. We thought we were about to kiss this guy's ass. We thought we were about to have it like a rebirth. We thought we were going to have like a new explosion of WikiLeaks. And now are we seeing the exact opposite? This is Hillary's October surprise. Come on, Julian Assange. Julian Assange trolling the world is Hillary's October surprise. Come on, Assange. Julian Assange is, is a Hillary buttplug. Hillary buttplug. Yeah. Shit. Were you thrilled to be love it? Were you excited to be lip syncing over that? I was. Yeah. I was going, I was going with some Vic Mensa, by the way. Right. It was the rebirth of the rock. So the Dwayne Johnson. Okay. Hillary, her October surprise.

She's got a buttplug. Well, she has a buttplug. And that is that she has co-opted Julian Assange. She has made a deal with him. And that's the surprise we've been trolled. I love, I love how extreme, like it is nice to know that his, his insanity always has to go extreme, because now of course he loves WikiLeaks again so much as just, it's all, it was in the WikiLeaks. We all knew it all the whole time. But for one night, he just hated them so much. He's tired. And they're the reason. I know it's so good. It's, it's fascinating because like the, the speculation and like where he's going with whatever his narratives are, it's so counter to like just being like, like if he were you and me and we were doing a every day radio show, let's say.

Julian Assange made this announcement and we were doing it like, let's stay up till three and watch this and stream it. Right. And it turned out he was doing just like, this is our 10th anniversary. He would be like, Oh, I guess we had it wrong. You know, there's no information here, I guess. But happy 10th anniversary. Instead, Alex is like, he has turned on us. I think, I think the most out, if we were doing a daily radio show and you were like, Hey, let's stay up till three. One, I would have been like, no, I'm good. No. Two, if we did stay up, I would have been like, Oh man, fuck that guy. All right. What else is going on? You got, you, you doing anything you want to drink? I don't know. Let's get out of here. Yeah. It'd have been very simple

instead of this man betrayed me and I cannot stand betrayal. My soul is dead. He feels so fucking cocked. Hilarious. So in this next clip, we get clear that the reason that he feels so bad is because Roger told him it would be big. All right. That's enough. We may go back to the feet of a moment, but I'm going to let the crew get home and get some sleep here. Can't hear what we're saying. Ladies and gentlemen, we're not losers because we got trolled by Julian Assange. He's done some good work in the past. We know he's under a lot of pressure being threatened, but I can tell you he keeps promising this damning, totally destructive evidence. And then he doesn't release us now 34 days out. And now he's saying he'll release it before the end of the year. So that

smacks of a sellout. They're claiming they're going to release documents every few days until the election. But I know they tweeted out and said damning evidence, decisive information that Hillary Clinton was done. I mean, this is what they were saying. It's what they said through intermediaries, what they said to our sources. And then he makes this little joke and smiles. I don't tell you this type of stuff at 3 a.m. Well, it's 5 30 a.m. bro Eastern time, bro. 4 30 as we speak exactly central time. So here's a good news. We have all the real whistleblowers. We have the documents. You don't know. In fact, wait, you can't even claim that. No, of course. You can't do that because literally you did a show because you didn't have the documents and

you were screaming. We got 34 days. Right. You had the real whistleblowers and real documents. Of course. This would be you would be in bed. Yeah. The idea that you are that you have those documents and you could release them. But you were waiting for Julian Assange to least release them because he has a wider audience. One, cucks out the fact that you don't have an audience. Well, two, cucks out the fact that you don't have the documents and three, you had to say we're not losers. Well, yeah, he did have to say that because the audience might think he's a loser because he is a loser. A little titty baby. He's a little titty baby. So now the real true comedy of this is that Alex has been having people on like, uh, Tonto, Esperanto, uh, and not a real

name. I mean, Tonto's his, uh, chosen nickname. We allow it. Yeah. Um, and people like, uh, I'm going to go with no, I don't allow it. Tosh Plumlee. I'm pretty sure that's offensive, but he has these people on who have proven Benghazi in his worldview. He's right. Like Tonto and Tosh Plumlee. They've proven that Hillary Clinton was fucking out of control and she did Benghazi. Why, at the beginning of this show, would he be saying, Oh, what's going to happen is that he's going to confirm, he's going to prove everything that we say that we did not prove. You know it. I know it. We didn't prove a goddamn thing. He doesn't know what proving is or maybe he does and that's worse. Well, he does and that's why he did the show.

Yeah. He has to know what proving is because he had to do the show in order to prove that shit. Well, you saw it halfway through when he was like, uh, all right, so he's going to give us the dirt and then we're going to write the articles and be out before everyone. We're going to write the articles right after he gives us the dirt. He was doing a business meeting in the middle of it. Like here's what we're going to do on break. Everyone put your hand in. Yeah, yeah, yeah, exactly. Because he doesn't have shit, but he does have this. I'm still trying to figure out what we just witnessed here. A complete two-bit hack job. They can't even get quality audio. They can't get quality video.

They can't coordinate enough. And by the way, those of you, I loved how I know I was going to give you hardcore info and said I would, but I was, you were saying that you couldn't have, I know I was going to, and I said I would. He didn't say that. I'm not going to. But then also like the, uh, like you can't even give us good audio. That's where we flash back to the beginning of the show and Owen's mic wasn't on. Hey, sorry. Now's not the time. It was like, and by the way, if you expect me to say anything, you're dumb. That was the tell, but by my book, these sociopaths and people, they always gotta stab me in the back like and just say, oh, I didn't imply this was happening. I didn't set you up. No, by the way, if you thought you get it at 3am,

you were wrong. Oh, he has, he has, he has just, he's really hurt himself. I mean, let me tell me, I know how the web works, how the world works. You have really done it, buddy boy. Well, we're, you better release it all within 12 hours or you're done. We've been wiki rolled. That's what they're saying on Twitter. Wiki rolled. We've been wiki rolled. We've been wiki rolled. Instead of blue bottom TVs, bitch. Coming at move, bitch. Get out the way. Get out the way, bitch. Get out the way. Move, bitch. Get out the way. I mean, you get out the way, man. Well, and that's what I'm saying. I think you bitched us. You think you rolled us. Yeah, you ain't seen nothing yet. I thought we were in an info war. I don't know what

these guys were doing up here. I'm rolling Hillary. I'm the dark heart. We ain't backing down just because you're a fake job. Don't think we are. That was soft. Get ready. That was soft. I'll double down because of this. I won't be associated with you. Now we have to buy the TV. We have to I think we got a new, uh, we got a new, who wasn't that remix? The last one. I don't, I don't remember who did that. Oh, I think we got a new one to toss it. TV's, bitch. We got, we got a bunch of new verses to add to that song. No, he heard that song and he just got into the get out the way part of it and then accidentally remembered too many, uh, other words from it. Who about the TV's bitch? Also, also does not relate literally at the beginning of that clip. He just described

Roger Stone. That was it. Of course. That was it. He was just just described Roger Stone. Whenever he's going on about how, oh, we had all this information and we were told that this was going to happen and it was, it was supposed to come in. We had intermediaries and we had the whole thing and it turns out we got nothing. And then he's going to say, and it was like, you just gave the exact answer that Roger Stone is about to give you. What about the TV's bitch? Yeah. That's what Roger Stone is going to say. Um, so we got one more clip left here. Um, uh, and this is sort of the end of, uh, of his adventure and the early hours of the morning. Um, in this clip, this is our, uh, uh, Colonel Carti dead moment in this clip, uh, Alex Jones and, uh, Owen

Schreuer give a little bit of advice to Assange and then close the only way that an info wars show can, this is basically the free bird of, uh, of info wars. Everyone knows exactly how this show is going to end. My listeners want to hear news covered and phone calls and cover, you know, video clips, not, oh my God, this song is on. I thought he had this big data dump. Now he's destroyed himself. Yeah. Assange, if you want to sell some books, here's a little advice, come on, give us the data and say it's hard to pay for all this. We're under attack. We need your support instead. He didn't care enough to have audio that can be heard or a quality video. I mean, you're telling me, and he's built this up. This isn't like he just threw this together overnight.

They've been planning this. This is something they had to plan this. Yeah. We decided today on air. I said, we're going live tonight. We're here at old and off great, great job crew. And by the way, this crew deserves bonuses. Some of them aren't paid that well because we don't make that much money right here. Buy a bunch of products and store.com buy them. You need them. They're all great for preparing as well. They're storeable food and on GMO seeds or t-shirts or books or videos or super mail vitality. Come on. Slam dunk. Come on. Give me some super mail vitality. Slam dunk ad pivot. Jesus fucking. I love that. He just revealed like, and they were planning this for months. We just decided to do this on a whim. Like he just said, we're bad at what we do.

Roger said something earlier. Yeah. But also the other thing that's really fun about that is the ad pivot. The beginning of the ad pivot was, I don't pay these people well. These people are forced, they're forced to work overtime. They don't get much money. Yeah. Buy some products. Technically, y'all are salary and this does not count as overtime. Exactly. So, I mean, disgraceful ad pivot to end this nonsense. Also, I love him giving ad pivot advice. Right. Like that was the way that started is just like, listen, if you want to sell some product, just say that you're underfunded. Right. Like he was, he was fucking cynically giving him advice on how to fuck over people. Hey, Assange, if you want dum-dums to send you

money, pretend you're a victim, and then they're going to fucking throw you so much money. It's crazy. Do you have any idea of the millions I'm making off this scam? Man, Assange, you should get in on this. This is great. If he was an overnight host, if he was like the 3am to 6am slot on a lot of shows, we would get such an honest version of Alex, it would be incredible. It would almost be too much. He would not know how to lie the correct way. He's given up so much of the game on this one episode. It's a delightful, delightful experience. Because if he did overnight, his sleep schedule would adjust. That's true. Eventually, he'd be able to lie very well early in the morning. Right. Fair enough. But that brings us to the end of this adventure. And one of the

funniest things that's ever happened on Infowars, I got super excited about this bullshit that Roger Stone had lied to them about. So good. And then they cucked themselves out as the night went on. And you know what's the best? Pre-show, you told me this was going to be good, clean fun. And I thought there's no way that Infowars could ever just be good, clean fun. This was, aside from the Michelle Obama thing, this was purely good, clean fun. You know what the other thing that's really good, clean fun is? That ad pivot is the spiritual end of the show. But the actual end of the show is Rob Dew is in the booth and Owen and Alex are at the desk and Alex is like, all right, you guys can come in at 10 tomorrow and get off at three when the show's over.

You guys can get off at three. You have a short day tomorrow. I'm going to, I'm going to take off. What, what, what, what do we do now? And then Rob Dew is like, we got a video and no Adams, Adam, Alex is like, how long is it? Nine minutes. Got two ads at the end. Like, is that the one that we were talking about? Yeah. Yeah. That's what we're talking about. All right. We're going to do this video. It's air traffic controller at the end of the night. They had no idea how they were going to end this. No, they got to have one production meeting a week at least. Come on. They legitimately thought they were going to go all night with like a couple of researchers working behind the scenes of like digging into whatever,

whatever Assange had brought to the table and instead. Oh, so good. Nothing. And, and this is, I mean, this truly is what happens when you allow yourself to listen to Roger Stone. These are the dangers that can be followed. I know. I, I somehow, I think, like, I suspect that Roger Stone is going to escape all of this. Like, no, no, no, no. Here's my theory. Roger Stone look alike goes to jail. That's what I think is going to happen. Or he's going to fake his own death. Like he's going to, we're going to find out he has a secret twin. Like Roger Stone is the trickster God who gets out of everything. If anyone deserves to live the life of Ernest goes to prison. It's Roger Stone. I hate him and I hope he gets hit by

a fucking truck, but I'll be God damned if there's not a part of me that's like, cause he's like, he's like the con man. No, do you want him to get hit by a car, fly 40 feet up in the air, land with stars around his head? Look, he's a goddamn cartoon character. Yeah. While, while on the, on the other side of the street, there's a homeless man sitting there who looks at his brown bag and then goes and tosses it. I get what you're saying. Like he's a, he's a fucking monster, but 50 years, 50 years from now, his life will be the greatest story ever. Absolutely. And I can, I can, I know like his life is, catch me if you can, essentially, like that's what his life is. Although the damage he's doing is

profound. I can still admire that in real time. Yeah. To some extent. Oh yeah. No, no, no. If, if we could go back in time, he should have been murdered so soon and it would have been fine. Like so much would have been better. Well, that's what, that's what, uh, but at the same time, god damn it, if it isn't weirdly fun to watch, that's a, that was a comment that listener Steph made on the, uh, on the, uh, our Facebook group about how like, how the fuck has he lived this life? I know through all the nonsense that he's been. He's the fucking Duke boys. Yeah. It is to some extent. He just gets out of everything. God, I hate him. Well, we'll see. We'll see if he lasts this one. See the only, that's, that's the thing. That's the thing. The

only person like, fuck, uh, Breitbart, like I couldn't give a shit. I do want to have a drink with Roger Stone. Like he's the only person I feel like, I think, I think, I feel like, if we hang with that too, if we went out with Roger Stone, somehow we'd wind up having a threesome and then we wake up the next day and be like, wait a second, hold on, Roger. None of us. And he would be gone. Yeah. He would have disappeared in the night. Um, you know, I, I, I, it's this weird like confluence of, um, personability and monstrousness where like Alex Jones is not personable and a monster. Right. Roger Stone seems fun and is a monster. Same with Breitbart. Like there are people who are like, I think we could have fun. Right. And I, I don't know. No, I would

never ever agree with Roger Stone on any point. It doesn't matter. Like big picture. Right. And it doesn't matter for what we are interested in. Cause these things are never going to happen. Right. Of course. We're going to have a drink with Roger Stone. I don't know. I think if we get big enough, Roger Stone would be like, Hey, let me give you some advice. Like I swear to God, I think Roger Stone would contact us and try and screw us over by that time that Roger, by the time we get big enough for to be on his radar, he should totally be in jail. We will have to bring a drink to his commissary. That's how they deal with it. Hey, man, fucking at a look. Uh, what's our, our girl, Carrie Callahan goes to meet, uh, no, she's Carrie Callahan in my heart.

All right. She goes to meet Mark Richards. I don't know if they get drunk. Well, it seems like it, but I don't know if they actually do. Um, I don't know. Anyway, uh, the real thing here is that whether or not Roger Stone did anything like explicitly illegal, Alex Jones did say he did earlier in this episode. No, he should go to jail. So we'll see how that works out. Um, this has been fun, Jordan. Uh, but if you want to find us, we are at knowledge fight.com. Also, that's where we are. I've got, I'm going to buy Mark Richards.com. Is that available? I don't know. Maybe we'll find out. Let's hope. Uh, yeah. I got something out. You're going to put something out here soon. Uh, you can follow us on Twitter. What am I going to put out? I don't know. Whatever

it is you do. All right. I don't know what you write. You do all the research over it. Uh, nah, don't worry about it. All right. It's just me threatening. But you just had a new post. I did. I took a couple of weeks off because every time, so I can't, like I wrote about gun control. Uh, I don't know what nearly a year ago. Yeah. And there's just nothing else to write. No. Like there's no point in continuing to say the same thing over and over again. The points have been made. Exactly. Yeah. Now is the time for us to just fucking come together and ignore everybody else and not give any concessions and just fucking do it. Yeah. And until we can do it, there's no conversation to have. Yep. There's no like, oh, well, maybe we should raise the age.

No, we should ban all of these fucking weapons. That's it. Problem solved. Yep. Uh, you can also follow us, uh, on iTunes. Yeah. And on Twitter, knowledge underscore fight. You can go to Facebook. Hey, you can. We've got a special group that you will not be able to find unless you go home and tell your mother you're brilliant if you want to do that. Also, uh, just good times all around. Good times all around. Is that a new send off? I think that's a new send off. Jordan, you know what? Would you like to choose someone who sucks? I think so. Uh, I am going to have to give it over and just as much as I hate to do this, but go fuck yourself, Roger Stone. No, bullshit. I would like to say that I'm going to, I'm going to veto that. Okay. Can you do that?

I am. I'm going to give you minus one point. That's fair. Because Roger Stone's rat fuckery is the only reason that this episode exists. That's a good point, but in the larger context. Anyways, I'm going to say go fuck yourself. Uh, when Troyer's fake accent. Good call. Andy in Kansas. You're on the air. Thanks for holding. So Alex, I'm a first time caller. I'm a huge fan. I love your work. I love you.