Knowledge Fight - #137: March 12, 2018

Episode Date: March 14, 2018

Today, Dan tells Jordan all about what happened on the March 12 episode of The Alex Jones Show. Alex has just been "on vacation" for a week, so Alex comes back to the studio feeling a need to remind t...he people why he's the best. This leads to yelling about Satan, the return of his Bernie Sanders impression, and a very long interview with a British career criminal.

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Starting point is 00:00:00 Andy and Kansas, you're on the air, thanks for holding. Hello, Alex, I'm a first-time caller, I'm a huge fan, I love your work. I love you. Hey, everybody, welcome back to Knowledge Fight, I'm Dan. I'm Jordan. We're a couple dudes like to sit around, drink novelty beverages, and talk a little bit about Alex Jones. Indeed, that is what we do, Dan. He has risen!
Starting point is 00:00:18 Dan! What? Who has risen? You're supposed to say he has risen indeed. This is our Easter. I'm not gonna say he has risen indeed. I'm sorry. I was never, is that a thing that non-Catholic people say?
Starting point is 00:00:28 Is that a thing that Catholic people say? It happens in church a lot. Is that Shinto, or are you referencing Shinto? Yes, it's Shinto. No, I remember from all sorts of churches I went to that call and response, he has risen. He has risen indeed. Right, right, right. Anyway, it's our Easter.
Starting point is 00:00:41 I'm over-excited. It's our Easter. Because Alex- Oh, because we're covering Easter. No, Alex- Or is the Easter sale still going on? Probably still going on. Okay.
Starting point is 00:00:48 Alex is back from vacation. Oh, hey! Yeah. After seven days in Colorado, allegedly, he has returned. But anyway, this is a show where I know a lot about Alex Jones. I don't know anything about Alex Jones because apparently he's Jesus too now. You didn't know that he was back from vacation? I did not know he was back from vacation.
Starting point is 00:01:06 Boy, it's been a long haul of listening to a bunch of garbage. Could you turn me up? Yeah, yeah, yeah, I got you. Come on, just a little bit. A bunch of hot garbage of listening to Owen Shroyer or not listening to Owen Shroyer. Right, why would you do that? As the case may be. But Alex Jones is back.
Starting point is 00:01:21 It's very exciting, but not quite as exciting as our new donors. Ladies and gentlemen. Hey, nice transition. Thank you. I'd like to give a shout out to a new donor. Thank you for signing up with the show. Oh, God, I forgot. I have a sound effect.
Starting point is 00:01:33 What are you doing? I don't know. Oh, man. I'm so excited. Alex is back. We're all thrown off. Yeah. Thank you so much, Nathan.
Starting point is 00:01:39 I'm a policy wonk. Thank you for joining up with the show. Thank you, Nathan. That's my oldest brother's name. And if it's you, ooh, you do not like this podcast. No, it's Nathan Fillian. Yeah. Oh, it's Nathan Fillian.
Starting point is 00:01:50 From... Castle Serenity. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Good boy. Firefly. That movie was terrible. It was trash. Wow.
Starting point is 00:01:59 Wow. Trash. Wow, Dan. Hot trash. Your taste in everything is bad, inexplicably. Yeah, I know. I do this show. Anyway, Alex Jones is back from his quote, unquote,
Starting point is 00:02:12 family vacation that happened to coincide with the time right after he got sued. They sued into oblivion. Which, if you'll recall, last year, right after Hamdi Ulacaya from Chobani Yogurt sued him, he went on vacation mysteriously disappeared. Very, very strange. And so he's back.
Starting point is 00:02:29 I wanted to, I forgot, I was going to bring... Isn't that when he met those stupid reality stars too? Heidi and Spencer? Yeah. That was a different vacation. That was a different vacation. Yeah, that was when he was in Hawaii. He takes a lot of vacations.
Starting point is 00:02:40 I kind of imagine him just kind of showing up wherever Heidi and Spencer go on vacation. He may. Yeah, they might have been in Colorado. I can't confirm it. Just him there. I don't have a Santa tracker on Spidey. In the background, like a bear with blood
Starting point is 00:02:53 coming out of its jaws in the background. Everything is possible. Alex, later in this episode does indicate that he's stalking people now. So, Heidi and Spencer... Heidi, run! Yeah, there might be... Spencer!
Starting point is 00:03:05 I'm fine with you dying. You're cool. So, Alex is back. Like I said, very excited about it. We're going to go over this episode today. That is the March 12th, 2018 episode, Monday. Oh, that's today. As we're recording that, yes.
Starting point is 00:03:22 And here is an out of context. 10 years to the day from March 12th, 2008. That's correct. Good trivia. Thank you. Here is an out of context drop of Alex from today's show. By the way, I have barely plugged today or any other days. What?
Starting point is 00:03:39 I don't even plug. I don't even plug anymore. I have barely plugged today or any other days. Any other days. Barely done it. Yeah, that's spiritually a lie. So, Alex, I want to say this right up top. Right up top.
Starting point is 00:03:57 Alex clearly shows in this episode why you cannot have a fill-in host. Like he comes in like he has something to prove. Oh, he's coming in hot. He comes in like he's trying to apologize for the guest hosts. He's screaming about Satan for a lot of the episode. Wonderful. And so we'll get through all of it. He starts by talking about a recent rally that Trump had and here's his take on it.
Starting point is 00:04:24 And let's go to one more little clip here of the president at that rally because it just gets better and better, doesn't it? No. That's the crowd chanting CNN sucks. And then we've got him calling Chuck Todd a sleeping son of a bitch. Here it is. Great. So Alex loves it.
Starting point is 00:04:46 Do we not realize how truly bad it is for a president to have a rally wherein people chant CNN sucks? Do we not understand the true depth to which we have gone? It's sort of a aggressive crowd version of the Lugan press. It's weird. Yeah. It's very uncomfortable. This is a bad thing.
Starting point is 00:05:12 It doesn't make me comfortable. Especially since I cut out the parts where that Alex plays of the of the rally, but it's just him saying CNN sucks. And then the audience said, you know, this is not a professional wrestling match. This is the world of the world. And then the other clip that he plays is Trump saying that the media lies about him and all that stuff. Yes.
Starting point is 00:05:35 Conveniently Alex leaves out this part from Trump's rally. The only way to solve the drug problem is through toughness. When you catch a drug dealer, you got to you got to put him away for a long time. When I was in China and other places, by the way, the Philippines, I said, Mr. President, do you have a drug problem? No, no, no, we do not. That's a great accent. Big country, 1.4 billion people, right?
Starting point is 00:06:06 Not much of a drug problem. I fucking I said, what do you attribute that to? Well, the death penalty neighbors, if you're a drug dealer, and you know you're going to get caught, and you know that you're going to kill people, you're killing our kids, they're killing our kids, they're killing our kids, they're killing our families, they're killing our workers. Okay. So, hey, so again, to be clear about this, I've said this before, I have studiously avoided
Starting point is 00:06:37 hearing his voice ever. Right. Sometimes it's important to know what's important is that if you voted for that, you should have lost your right to vote, and you should, there's no, there's no defensible reason for that being a representative of the human race. No, no, no, that is a truly moronic and stupid monster from a pile of fucking human garbage. The concept of the death penalty, even for murder, is a very nebulous one, let alone for trying to make a fucking living.
Starting point is 00:07:13 That's what these are, these are small business owners, you fucking piece of shit. Now, they're the ones ruining our children, not the children themselves who might want to fucking get, I want to fucking get high all the time, or you, Trump has coked out all the fucking time, neighbors, a fucking idiot, also, this is insane. Also, the bigger issue is drug companies, quite frankly. Oh, absolutely. But so this isn't like, this isn't real, or smart, or reasonable at all in the sense of like logistics, or idea, but at the same time, all I really want to talk about is like
Starting point is 00:07:47 that Alex doesn't, like he doesn't play this part of the, or the rally, and of course he wouldn't. Right. Because what he's saying- Half of his listeners are fucking taking meth right now. Well, what he's saying is he's advocating for like it being a good idea to have the death penalty, or really long sentences for drug dealers, and Alex's principles are these libertarian, allegedly, and that drugs should be legal.
Starting point is 00:08:11 So what, you're going to fucking put someone to death because they're selling something that should be legal? Alex can't wrestle with that. No, that makes perfect sense. This is a hundred percent counter to Alex's stated beliefs. Hey, you know the guy that Trump loved so much was President Duterte from the Philippines, who was famously keeping the government out of people's business. That was a big thing that Duterte was all about.
Starting point is 00:08:35 Yeah. Sure, he was personally going out and murdering people, and still probably is, because he's a fucking human rights violation. Yeah, he has, there are charges that are being investigated about that. Yeah, he's a fucking war criminal, and that's on his own, he's not even fighting a war. He thinks he is. Yeah, that's true. He's protesting he is.
Starting point is 00:08:56 That's true. Trump has in the past said that Duterte is doing a good job with drug problems. Well, yeah. If you take all the context clues from all of this, the only thing you can take away is that Trump thinks that's a good idea. Yeah. And then secondarily, the other thing he's saying in that, in that clip from the rally is I went over to China and I talked about how do you not have a drug problem?
Starting point is 00:09:17 We are a ruthless state that imprisons people for long times and kills them for doing drugs with a dictator for life now. Alex can't be on board with that. You would hope not. You would hope not. You would hope not. Well, he can't. He can't.
Starting point is 00:09:31 No, he can, of course. He can, because no one pays attention. No one pays attention. His audience isn't even listening to it. You voted for Trump for one reason, and that's your racist piece of shit. So end it there. Yep. You're fine with all kinds of goddamn authoritarianism, because you'd never really had any beliefs
Starting point is 00:09:49 other than fear and nonsense, and it's bananas. Totally. It's bananas that, he's still, is he still president after saying all that shit? I think he is, yeah. Didn't we get rid of him after that? Didn't everybody collectively go? Nope. No, this isn't what is supposed to, this isn't what's supposed to.
Starting point is 00:10:09 We're through the looking glass, Jordan. This isn't what's supposed to, Dan. So to the chat room, we had a couple of questions. The first one, a drink of the night is a red wine, and the hoodie that I'm wearing says Betty Ray's. It's the name of my brother's ice cream shop. In Kansas City. If you're ever in the Kansas City, Missouri area, go check it out.
Starting point is 00:10:28 They have some of the best ice cream. I heard it's amazing. This side of the Mississippi. That's what we say in Missouri. All right. No. That's how we get cool. So, Jordan.
Starting point is 00:10:37 In what sense? Jordan Alex. That's how we get cool in like a physical. He's jumping the Mississippi. We sound cool. So. Oh boy. You guys got a, okay.
Starting point is 00:10:46 I told you earlier, right? That Alex Jones has been on vacation. Yeah. You know that? You hear me say that? Yes. I think he was talking to lawyers. I, why?
Starting point is 00:10:59 Alex says he was hanging out with his family and having some good times, but all of that is irrelevant because in reality. That is what you would do before you go to jail. Yeah. You want to spend as much time with your family as possible. Exactly. But in reality, all of that is secondary to the fact that he had a breakthrough while he was over there in Colorado allegedly.
Starting point is 00:11:21 I have had beyond an epiphany taking off the last week partially and it has shook me to my very core that I've got to be even more focused and more professional and more serious. What do you mean by more? And the audience has a commitment from me that I am going to give it all I've got. And I've been giving it all I've got. No, you've been had that. But on a subconscious level, I kind of feel sorry for myself.
Starting point is 00:11:48 That's not subconscious. You know, sometimes don't, don't, don't have that eye of the tiger focus that I should. But let me tell you, it is, it has been rekindled, not, not by taking time off, but by experiencing the true evil growing in this country that we cannot let win. I think he's talking about us. We have to have drastic self. No, no, no, but listen to this. Countermeasures.
Starting point is 00:12:12 And I mean covert action now, not just over. It's time for covert operations. So I think he's saying, has he, has he hired somebody to try and infiltrate the two of us? I don't know what he's saying, but he's saying we got to get into spying. I don't know. It's really weird. And this is the thread that's going to continue throughout this episode that Alex is like, we got to spy.
Starting point is 00:12:36 All right. That's, that's our enemies. It's indicative to me that he's very worried about something. What I would like you to do is follow Ashley Beckford around. Find some dirt because she has got me over hot coals. That could be a real guys. I am fucked. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:12:53 I think that that's possible. I wonder if Spivell, one of his still sponsored. Yeah. I don't know. Can't confirm or deny. I wanted to also say that that guy who invented Pepe is suing Alex. Pepe the frog. Yes.
Starting point is 00:13:10 And everybody's like, you know, they're jumping up on, on this being a big deal. And I think the guy is right to protect his intellectual property. But in the past, he's sued other people like Mike Sernovich, because Sernovich used it on the cover of his book. And to a certain extent, I think that the argument of fair use does apply in this setting. So I just want to be on the side of, I don't think that that's a compelling thing that I don't think that's stealing. Well, at the same time, if he were a corporation, if he were Disney and he was calling intellectual
Starting point is 00:13:45 property rights, he would have won that lawsuit 25 seconds after it was filed. You know, you don't fuck with Mickey Mouse. Our entire copyright law is written about Mickey Mouse. Is that right? They keep extending the date beyond which something becomes public, what is it? Fair use, public domain, specifically based on the date at which Mickey Mouse would become public domain. Interesting.
Starting point is 00:14:13 That's a real thing. That's very weird. Look up Larry Lessig and me, Lawrence Lessig. I don't, I don't, I just, I want to be on record as saying like, I think that Ashley Beckford and Rob Jacobson's lawsuits are very serious and deserve much more attention, I think then. And that's not to say that the Pepe lawsuit is frivolous by any stretch of the use of the word, but I just think that like, I could see a decent lawyer very easily making the argument that it becomes fair use in terms of interpretation.
Starting point is 00:14:43 Of course. And that stuff. So the problem there in being is that this guy created a, you know, really a non-offensive frog that turned into a Nazi symbol. Like that's a bummer. That is a bummer. That's a real bummer. That is a bummer and you'd hope there'd be recourse, but I don't know if there is.
Starting point is 00:14:59 You know what I'm saying? It'd be, it'd be like, like if somebody just randomly grabbed a clip of ours and was like, Hey, guess what? If you guys love Nazis, this clip is the one for you. Don't give people ideas. Okay, fair enough. They're infiltrators. That's true.
Starting point is 00:15:15 They're spying on us now. There's covert. No. And again, we got to stop giving info or as advice. I don't actually think that they're spying on us, but it is interesting that Alex has reached the level of paranoia that he's publicly saying, we got to start spying on folks and infiltrating groups. Well, yeah.
Starting point is 00:15:32 That's, that's pretty funny. That's just good business. So in this next clip, I heard he's recruiting white people for Al Qaeda. Exactly. We're going to get into that later. Alex in this next clip talks about how, you know, there's nations that are breaking away from globalism as he always talks about. Are we going to get into Marine Le Pen?
Starting point is 00:15:54 We're not. I think he's been corrected on that. Okay. He's not running for president right now. Well, Steve Bannon is still on that board. Yikes. But towards the end of this clip, something really funny happens. And every other nation on earth is beginning its pull away because there is a group consciousness.
Starting point is 00:16:10 There is a racial, cultural awareness in every human that bleeds. No. No. Oxygen on the face of this planetoid orbiting the sun. You can feel the void in your heart, my friends, the moment you begin to realize this is a spiritual battle. And the moment you use free will to begin to even understand that's the case. You will feel the void emptying once you're conscious of that and understand that.
Starting point is 00:16:44 The void is then empty. That's a void. It's empty of its voidness. With our five senses. We only feel and taste and see. We have more than five senses. Alex forgot the other two. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:16:56 A tiny fraction. But. What about proprioception or thermoception? Our mind. Alex forgot about smelling. Smelling is hard to do. You can even feel the intergalactic space wind blowing through our soul. Like ancient beautiful wind chimes.
Starting point is 00:17:14 That's all we are. That's all we are. That's all we are. We can feel the intergalactic space winds. Yeah. Yeah. He's that. What are those?
Starting point is 00:17:24 40 miles an hour? What are we talking about there? I don't fucking know, man. That is some nonsense. That's some hot nonsense. So in his next clip, it's really funny. I hear it'll take the skin right off you, those intergalactic space winds. I would assume that they're going Mach 40.
Starting point is 00:17:37 I don't know. Is that a thing? Mach 40? Anyway, it's fun. 40. Times the speed of sound. Always fun to hear him get a little bit esoteric up in this biatch. But now we got to get back down to earth from the space winds.
Starting point is 00:17:50 Space winds must carry us through the jet stream. Right. Right. Gently place us back onto the earth because Alex has got to try and get. They're very kind to those space winds. Absolutely. What they want to be. Very humane.
Starting point is 00:18:02 But Alex has got to get to the news. Okay. So we got to go back to earth. All right. Let me try to get into the news here. Try. Because I get all wound up. You do.
Starting point is 00:18:14 And I get all dialed into the news and then I just kind of run down the rabbit trail without getting into the big issues that surround it. But here's what's coming up today. Do you want to guess what the big news is? Is this like today news? Yeah. Sort of. I mean over the weekend I suppose.
Starting point is 00:18:32 Over the weekend. Yeah. Let's see. Noonberg. Nope. The ongoing crisis in Puerto Rico. Doesn't touch it. Okay.
Starting point is 00:18:42 The gun control bill. Doesn't touch it. What? It doesn't have a word about it. Florida. Nope. You're never going to guess what the big news is. Is it Kardashian related?
Starting point is 00:18:55 Nope. Okay. I got nothing then. All right. Let's see what happens. Tommy Robinson is a patriot and he understands that all around him a globalist communist Islamic enforced tyranny. Sure.
Starting point is 00:19:18 And Iron Curtain is descending over Europe in the UK. The Islamic one. Great. Great. Great. Great. Great. So we're going to talk a lot.
Starting point is 00:19:27 We're going to talk a lot about Tommy Robinson here a little bit. So Islam is taking over the UK is the big news. Well, I mean that's not news if you listen to Info Wars. Right. It's not news if you are in the real world. Right. But we're going to talk a lot about Tommy Robinson. But the reason that Alex Jones is talking big about Tommy is because over the weekend,
Starting point is 00:19:42 Tommy Robinson was out agitating at some like it's a Muslim related events. And then some people found him at a McDonald's and beat the shit out of him. And apparently he fought back and like the guy USA UK apparently the, I think it was actually in Germany. I'm not entirely sure. It's fine. Wherever the beat up Tommy Robinson, wherever you may be, the people who beat up Tommy Robinson, apparently he fought back and they, you know, they ran away or something along those lines.
Starting point is 00:20:12 But everyone was laughing because there's a gif of him getting clocked and we always love to see that. Love it. And so always punch Nazis, always punch Tommy Robinson. Alex talks about this for like 10 minutes more than that. Our interview with Tommy Robinson about all of this and shouldn't last an hour. Real talk. All of this is, is them trying to retain his masculinity after he got beat up.
Starting point is 00:20:40 Tommy, I heard you got your ass whooped. Rebuttal. Actually, I beat them up and I'm the victim. I believe you. Yeah. So that's basically that happens to me all the time too. That's basically to give some sort of, cause I don't know if at this point, most people like Tommy Robinson is, he's a really, really aggressive Muslim agitator.
Starting point is 00:20:59 He hates Muslims. He is a white nationalist, almost undoubtedly. Yeah. And we're going to get into a lot of fun about him once we get to his interview. Okay. But for now, just know he's an info wars guest. That's who he is. And he hates Muslims.
Starting point is 00:21:17 So Jordan. So he's an info wars guest. Every time Alex Jones goes on vacation, something happens and he's got to tell the story about it when he gets back. Oh man. It's somebody going to be in a hot tub. There's no hot tub. There's no hot tub.
Starting point is 00:21:32 There's no hot tub. But this story does not pass the smell test. But first they dehumanizing just like they did when I was on an airplane and a man walks by videotaping me and he says, Yup. Of course. That's your family. And I'm there with all four of my children flying back from Colorado skiing.
Starting point is 00:21:52 And I get off the plane. I've got video and I go to baggage claim and he's there. And then he, I'm going to put the video out. Bet you are. We have a discussion. He says I deserve to go to prison. I deserve to be taken off the internet. But he supports free speech.
Starting point is 00:22:07 But I should be banned. And then my son goes with that. Yeah, I'm fine with that. And I'm getting more. And they go over and say, do you want to throw down to him? And they said, we're a downtrodden group. You're impressing us. I'm like, I don't care if you're gay, but it doesn't matter.
Starting point is 00:22:21 They say I hate them. So they get to then go to grown men, big guys, try to fight my son. And then some listener came up and said, you want to fight, fight me. I mean, that is what this country's turned into. It's just gangs of thugs. Okay. This doesn't, this doesn't seem accurate at all. So, so if I understand the story correctly.
Starting point is 00:22:42 Yeah. Person A videotapes Alex, right? Says that he should be banned and he's the worst. Haha. You lost your family and you lost your family despite the evidence that his family is next to him. Right. And then to separate.
Starting point is 00:22:58 I think so. Yeah. Gay guys threaten to beat up his child. Well, no, they start fucking with him at the baggage claim and then later tell Rex it's time to go. You've got to fucking throw down. It doesn't sound right to me. He tells a longer version of this story later and the cracks.
Starting point is 00:23:17 And I'm assuming we will hear it three more times this week. But I'm sure. Yeah. But we're not going to listen to it again because it's too long and like the way he tells it is so scattershot. He's so all over the place that it would be like a six minute clip or something like that. Like, I don't, I don't, you get all of the broad strokes here. The rest of it is like, these weren't like your normal sissy gay men.
Starting point is 00:23:38 These were, these were muscly gay dudes. Yeah. How do you know they're gay? First of all. Great. Did they say hello? We're gay. Hello.
Starting point is 00:23:47 Excuse me, Alex. We are gay and we would like to beat up your son. Exactly. That's nonsense. I think on many levels that just the idea that someone would be like, I'm going to beat up your kid is, is fucked up. It's very strange. He is a 15 year old boy.
Starting point is 00:23:58 There's no way. But then secondarily, Alex start is using it as a way to make an argument that like, you see, I don't care that you're gay, but I have gay people coming up to me all the time and they're so mad that I have a family. Right. Right. I'm justified in hating all of the gay people the way that I do, not because of their gay, but because they're prejudiced against me.
Starting point is 00:24:20 Because I have a family. Yeah. So I'm the victim here. Oh, I mean, that's just, that's just always the case. I'm very interested to see how the story is going to play out and evolve over the next week or so and see if we get some more globalists involved. It's like, it's like he is the worst short story writer. Like when he is not, when he is not at work, he's like sitting around like JD Salinger
Starting point is 00:24:44 with his little typewriter poking one key at a time and he manages to make it about three paragraphs. These two adults threatened to beat up my son should be the lead. You know what I'm saying? Like, no, no, no, of course not. Even in his stories, even his made up bullshit. He's the headliner, man. He's who you lead with.
Starting point is 00:25:05 No, it's all about what happens to Alex. And then of course it's like, well, they threatened to beat up my kid too. But first off, that guy was videotaping me and he said that I was bad. Yeah. So anyway, let's move on. Okay. To a very bizarre ad pivot. I'm telling you ahead because it's not, this isn't a normal ad pivot.
Starting point is 00:25:24 This is a very weird one. And it smells of death. I will fight all the gay men. Also, we have 30% off the Easter sale is extended. Super male vitality will absolutely not turn you gay. Pay me to fight gays. This is a two part. This is a two part ad pivot.
Starting point is 00:25:46 The first part is sort of fear based. And then the second part. Like Godfather one. Yeah. So now that he is on his own, we are going to be working with Mr. Robinson and trying to build a studio trying to get him a larger team of people. Just real quick. He used to work for rebel media, but I think because he kept going and fucking people,
Starting point is 00:26:06 fucking with people in public. Yeah. Rebel media was like, you can't keep doing that. Someone's going to actually beat you up for real. Right. And then we're going to get sued. Dude. You could sue us for sending you on assignment or something like that.
Starting point is 00:26:17 We are bad people, but we're still Canadian. Yeah. All right. Can't be doing this shit. Yeah. So anyway, Alex is saying that they're going to hire Tommy Robinson, which is great. Of course. They're going to give him his own bureau.
Starting point is 00:26:28 Yeah. And yes, it'll take money. They do plan on killing him. You do know he's a leader. That's fast. He's got a lot of charisma, a lot of passion. He's reaching out to all the minority groups. They're loving.
Starting point is 00:26:40 Yep. And reaching out to those minority groups. And so he needs security. And so that's one reason we need to expand our capital here. Get us more money because Tommy Robinson is going to die and we need to hire him. That is an aggressive sales pitch. It's pretty aggressive. If you don't give us more money, Tommy Robinson will not be able to afford a security detail.
Starting point is 00:27:05 Survival. And then he will die. These invading Muslims will kill him if you don't give me money. For every dollar you don't give us, that's another minute of life Tommy Robinson doesn't have. He's basically holding Tommy Robinson hostage philosophically to his listeners, which is bananas. I love it.
Starting point is 00:27:26 Yeah. I love that sales. Also, I fucking hate Tommy Robinson, so that's not going to work on me. No, I'm fine with that. Yeah. I mean, think of if instead of Dodge having those like country music songs in their advertisements, they just had like Dave from IT with a gun to his head. Just like, look, buy a car or don't.
Starting point is 00:27:52 Or even like make it more realistic. You could have like Dave be there and be like, Hey, buy a car or I won't have a job. Well, that's fair enough. Because then it would at least not be as completely fucked up. You're killing the auto industry unless you buy a Dodge Ram. Exactly. But at the same, what all I'm trying to get to is like Tommy Robinson is the kind of guy who's made his bed and now he's got to lay in it.
Starting point is 00:28:17 And if that bed involves people trying to kill you, you, you got it coming. I'm not saying they're right and I don't think anyone should kill people, especially over political differences. I am not saying I am not advocating for you to kill him. Yeah. However, if he were to not be here anymore, no, I would not exactly be. No, no, no, no. I would have no conflicted feelings.
Starting point is 00:28:39 No, no, no, no. I'm not even saying that. I think it would be terrible. I think I am. I think it would be terrible if someone were to, I think it's even terrible for people to assault him because I think that there's better ways to deal with stuff like this. But boy, do I get it. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:28:52 I don't care on that. I can get it entirely. Yeah. And he's brought it on himself. Yeah. So anyway, well, I heard that he sold drugs one time. So that means he gets the death penalty spoiler alert. He has been arrested for drugs, but we'll get to that later.
Starting point is 00:29:06 There you go. Kill him. Kill him. The president said so. We'll get to that later. Anyway, here's the second part of the ad pivot, which is where we, a little sadder. So a little sadder and also this much like the Colorado airport story, I don't buy it. Now I'm just going to say this here on air.
Starting point is 00:29:24 We have brought in less capital this year than we brought in last year. And that's because people think, oh, well, the election's over. We're winning. No, we're in a sudden death over time, ladies and gentlemen with the global right now. This is maximum energy, maximum focus, or they're going to win. So we've got specials that are so big for Jay was showing me the numbers while I was talking to him last night, our head of operations, and he said, yes, we're selling way more product, boss, but you said 80% off.
Starting point is 00:29:55 We're losing money on stuff, 80% off. So he said, can we end the special today because it's, it's, it's not making, but about 5%. He goes, yes, way more money came in, but it's all cost. So I give you deals so good that we're making 5% right now. He's a fucking used car dealer. What is happening here? My sales are so good. I'm going out of business.
Starting point is 00:30:19 That's what he's doing. He's doing one of the oldest. My prices, I hope aren't too low. He's doing the oldest Rick and Morty has the best bit. Yeah. So first of all, it doesn't match to even within that sentence. At the end, he's saying, we're taking a bath. We're only making 5%.
Starting point is 00:30:37 That's what he's saying at the end, but at the beginning, he's saying that we're making less money. We're losing money. He said, he said they're making less money because everyone thinks that the elections over and we won. Well, that's because we're selling too much product. But that would indicate, the beginning of the sentence would indicate to me that he's selling less product.
Starting point is 00:30:52 And then at the end of it, he'd say, we've sold so much product. Problem is, he sold too much product to make too little money. The underlying assumption is different in the beginning and the end of the sentence. Right. I don't know what reality is. Do you know what the underlying assumption is? Alex needs money. Alex needs money.
Starting point is 00:31:09 Yeah. Give Alex money. Give Alex money. And his listeners don't, he doesn't particularly care if they sort through like, what is this guy saying? Yeah. So in this next clip, Alex has some, we're in sudden death overtime. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:31:24 Would, there are very few sports that have NFL, right? They have a, no, cause you can return. You have to, you have to match whatever points were scored by the other team, right? Or is it sudden death now? I haven't watched it in a long time. Who cares? Hockey. Hockey.
Starting point is 00:31:39 You gotta shoot out. Well, you gotta shoot out. Yeah. But that's, I mean, of course, but that's like second over time. Soccer as well. College ball. Death over times. Right?
Starting point is 00:31:47 No, they have like alternating deals. I think he's thinking about that Jean-Claude Van Damme movie. I think so. Yeah. Blood sport? Yeah. That's the one. So in this next clip, Alex has some thoughts about his own blood being up for sport.
Starting point is 00:32:02 No. No. No. No. But that's the crap I'm dealing with. And look, he's talking about the law. Negative one point, Dan. The crap he's been dealing with is the lawsuits that keep, keep it filed.
Starting point is 00:32:13 So that's what he was saying. Look, I expect this. I mean, quite frankly, they might send a hit team down here next week to get me because they know none of this is working. Oh, and by the way, that's another big thing. I'm not being a drama queen about this. This is such a big deal that we can all play chess here, can't we? Sure.
Starting point is 00:32:29 We can play third dimensional, fourth dimensional, fifth dimensional. That doesn't mean anything. Evil, you know, doesn't care. It tries to play one dimensional. I like regular chess. It thinks it wrecks everything. It must be powerful and have all the answers. I'm not stupid.
Starting point is 00:32:41 This type of demonization campaign is almost always in the lead up to someone being assassinated or imprisoned or or people have just decided time to pay attention to this dick hole. You know, like, I don't always the lead up. I don't assassination. I don't know. Cause I mean, like, was there a huge demonization campaign before or before Martin Luther King was killed? Oh yeah.
Starting point is 00:33:08 They sued him. Martin Luther King possibly, but RFK, not necessarily. There wasn't a wide public. I think the reasons for the Martin Luther King when we're a little bit more obvious could be. I don't know. I don't. I don't think I don't.
Starting point is 00:33:23 I don't know from history examples of what Alex is talking about. Oh, Gandhi. Remember when Gandhi was this? I was a vicious campaign, vicious campaign, vicious, vicious disinformation campaign about how he was, um, yeah, uh, snake oil salesman. Oh yeah. Um, who else? Who else?
Starting point is 00:33:41 Lincoln. Lincoln. Sure. Oh, yeah. That one actually counts. That one counts. There was a whole war. There was a whole war about that.
Starting point is 00:33:49 Yeah. I think that Alex is just recognizing that he's probably going to prison and he's like, or at least he's going to be very broke for a good long while. Yeah. And he's, he's laying the track that like once that happens, I can play the victim on the other side of it. I think that's what I think, you know, I think that's the game that he's playing. Here's a thought.
Starting point is 00:34:09 Nice. Oh yeah. Sorry. Here's a thought. Um, is it possible that Alex would make more money in prison than he would, uh, on his show? Are we talking a caged wisdom situation? I think more like, uh, people are just going to donate and they're going to be like, oh,
Starting point is 00:34:25 this is against the, the, the, the, I'm going to protect you. You know, that whole thing. I could see him, uh, taking on a Mark, Mark Richards kind of profile in prison, maybe becoming a complete weirdo. Right. That's the fact that his overhead is so much like once Michael Jackson died, he started to make a profit because he was, I would, I would say that spending so much money. I would say that it's unlikely that he would make, uh, more money in prison, but once he
Starting point is 00:34:48 got out, I think he would make a killing. Yeah. Because then he could sort of take that time in prison to regroup. It would clear him from his obligations to Trump. A lot of those other things when he comes out, he could claim he was a political prisoner. He would have written a book named my struggle parentheses in not being Hitler, who I told me to be seriously. I dressed up like him one Halloween for real.
Starting point is 00:35:12 I kind of want to be Hitler and parentheses. We're going to get into someone else who's dressed like Hitler in a little bit, but Sandra Bullock. Yep. Hold on. Uh, before we, uh, this podcast illustrates the dangers of immediately agreeing with something. Um, but in this next clip, um, Alex is complaining about Marina Abramovich, uh, the artist.
Starting point is 00:35:31 Well, it's about time. Right. She's, she's been dominating the coverage lately. She is in the fucking news cycle. Oh, the zeitgeist cannot get enough Abramovich. So she, if for everyone who's forgotten, she was the artist who was sort of wrapped up in all of the pizza gate nonsense because she has some very edgy art about, uh, and there would be those spirit cooking, uh, events where they would have like cheese that was
Starting point is 00:35:58 supposed to be people's fatty tissues, cranberry juice that was blood and what had to be. They would have you and they, they'd pretend that they were eating, uh, human, uh, bodies. I don't like spirit cooking being used as a negative kind of term because to me, like you say spirit cooking and immediately I'm like, all right, now we're cooking with spirit. That sounds fun. That sounds fun. Yeah. That sounds great.
Starting point is 00:36:23 Yeah. Whatever. I don't care. It's a, it's a lot of nonsense, but, uh, Alex is complaining about her and then he says this, uh, about how he knows about her rituals. Okay. We know all about it. I know all about it.
Starting point is 00:36:36 Sweetheart. Every stinking bit, all of it. I've been down the rat hole lady. I've seen it. What? Further down than any of you have been in spirit, not in the flesh. What? I think he means he had a dream.
Starting point is 00:36:54 And they're trying to claw as many of us down with them because they already know they are spiritually dead. Oh, that smell. What's that smell? The sound of death, the smell of death, the feel of death. It surrounds you. Oh, that smell. Is he right?
Starting point is 00:37:17 Can't you smell that smell? He's doing skinner. Is it? What's happening now? It's unbelievable. It is. I agree. It's unbelievable.
Starting point is 00:37:26 I agree. It's unbelievable. But I kept that last part in there specifically to draw a line between the singing country jams 10 years ago and singing country jams now. That's depressing. That is very sad. So anyway, Alex apparently has done some satanic rituals, but in spirit, not physically, he's been there.
Starting point is 00:37:45 I don't know what that means. Who hasn't been there? Who hasn't spiritually dived down the rat hole? I legitimately think that means he's had a dream. I think that's what he's saying. Yeah, of course. I had a dream that was really scary about you guys. I was jerking off to her, and then I had a dream.
Starting point is 00:37:57 So at this point, Alex gets into really fucking gross stuff. I don't like that. He's talking about children being assaulted and doing his eh, don de mello voice basically and just like, eh, these globalists love to do these things to kids. And so thankfully, I've got- He's jumping on the fear-based sales train real hard, right out the gate. I think he knows that Andy Daley's pilot podcast project is back. Yes.
Starting point is 00:38:23 That sounds right. He's trying to get a head start on the Don de Mello episode. He's getting out in front of the de mello. Yeah. I got you. Which is the podcast so good. Everyone, fuck our podcast. Go listen to that one.
Starting point is 00:38:33 For real. So in his next clip, I've cut out the stuff where he's talking all of that gross shit, and then I've left in this part where he screams about how Hillary is going to hell. And that's why they don't like me. The reason they don't like him is because he, he talks about his weird fantasies that he was just talking about. I mean, that's one reason I don't like him. Right.
Starting point is 00:38:59 Because I know who they are. I see you, witch. Hell is waiting for you and prepared. And I will never falter or waver in your face. I will continue on no matter what you do. We will break your will. And your God, Satan is already broken and already defeated. And Jesus Christ has the keys to hell and death.
Starting point is 00:39:22 You are bound. You are defeated. And you know it. Our commitment has never been stronger. Our will has never been stronger. I sense an ad pen. Our spirit has never been stronger. Because we contend not against flesh and blood, but principalities in high places, the power
Starting point is 00:39:48 of the air, zoning boards, all of it, small towns, principalities, municipalities, you name it. We're against it. Regent States against territories. So stupid. To me that like, don't even get me started on counties. Psychologically, if we're just like, you know, we break the goldwater rule, but it doesn't matter because we're not fucking trained.
Starting point is 00:40:19 Also this guy is very obvious and easy to diagnose very much crazy. Yeah. But when I hear that, I hear I'm about to give up. That to me is like, I really am tired of this. I think there's something to that, you know, it is kind of amazing. How long he hasn't been doing this because I like, anytime I've ever had a job every two months, there's a part of me that's like, do I really need this shit? Like anytime any little thing happens and I'm like, maybe I should just quit.
Starting point is 00:40:50 Like if I had his job, I would have quit so soon. Well, I'll say that generally speaking, I'm the same way. I get really tired of jobs and I get fed up pretty quickly, but I still love this and like, right, to be honest today was one of the days that was like really delightful in terms of doing this. Cause it's like Alex is back. It's a breath of fresh air from these stuffy dicks. He's been having guest host.
Starting point is 00:41:15 Yeah, but nobody's suing us into oblivion. No, but there is a constant negative press about us all the time. But see, there is like, it was easy for him to do this show because he was doing a very different show 10 years ago, 20 years ago. Yeah. It was much easier for him back then because he wasn't operating on this level. Exactly. This level, you can't keep up for long.
Starting point is 00:41:38 Oh yeah. 10 years ago, if he was doing this for 10 years, it would be over. Oh, no, of course it would be long over. That's what I'm saying. What? You don't need this, Alex. Mm hmm. You've, you've got your shit ton of money.
Starting point is 00:41:49 Frankly, you should have probably quit immediately after Trump got elected. You should have done the whole like Michael Jordan. I'm retiring at the top of my game kind of thing. Are you, uh, start your, start, you wouldn't, you, okay. Here's, here's the dream for Alex secretly gambling on the election. Oh yeah. Alex, Alex takes complete credit for winning the election. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:42:10 Mike, tires right on the top of his game, right? Leaves it all behind. Info wars, of course, goes bankrupt three months later. Almost immediately. Yeah. But he starts his own podcast or some dumb shit like that. It starts doing it on his own terms. He starts David Lettermaning on Netflix, you know, he becomes Bill O'Reilly.
Starting point is 00:42:28 But without being forced out, he does it on his own terms and then hear me out on this, yes, what he could do is go back to his roots and play the country music and laugh over it and scream. Oh man. He could still talk about Chimera's and what have you, all of his fun stuff. Right. And then once Trump does go south because he's going to, then what he does, he comes out of retirement, out of retirement.
Starting point is 00:42:49 Fuck yes. Michael Jordan all the way. Exactly. This, this would be such a better arc for him and he could make millions off that. God, I stopped giving advice to Info wars to be fair. It's too late for him to take that. That's true.
Starting point is 00:43:02 That's true. But that would have been what would have been really smart for him to do. Should we just have like a career consulting gig for propaganda? Should we just be like, listen, here are the trends. Here's how this is going to go. I know you're going to think that you're going to ride it forever. You're not retired now because do you know what's going to happen when you come back?
Starting point is 00:43:21 You got to go away to come back. You got to, you got to go away to come back. I'm going to make you a star. Cernovich, I got to see you down. This advice that we gave of going away to come back to a lot of people where I'm going to give away. I'm going to give you the same advice, but go away second half. You got to go just never come back.
Starting point is 00:43:37 Yeah, David Knight for real. Are you alive? This would be a good need you. This would be a great TV twice. Honestly, you're alive. This is up there with get out of it. Like in terms of a good consultancy for propaganda show, almost a shark tank kind of yeah, I'm not going to invest in this.
Starting point is 00:43:55 Anyway, in his next clip, I told you that I'd cut out all the gross stuff and I had to leave in a little bit because of where it goes. It goes somewhere that I think we're all going to enjoy, but you have to hear a little bit of his grossness in order to get us there. So I apologize about that, but here we go. It's all about how powerful they are when they come in that room and that door opens and that little kid's chained up begging for mommy. That makes them feel real big.
Starting point is 00:44:25 That makes them feel real powerful. All right, they've already chosen destruction. They want to cross down into that hell with them. And they know hell's real politically. They have some weird twisted idea of computers and machines that they're going to block death and that they're going to turn to this new beautiful thing. They're going to come from being little vampire stinking rotten meat slugs and they're going to metamorphosize into a beautiful butterfly and flap off into
Starting point is 00:45:00 the beautiful void of the deep blue space politically. He's on some singularity tip here. But first, if you like Bernie Sanders, you've got to dominate things. Because if you get rid of all those things out there and a smart and hard working, then you can be a real boy someday. Like Bernie, you let the power, Sanders. It's all post to getting these Christians right where we want them. You think we pulled it in Russia where I honeymooned?
Starting point is 00:45:34 All these American Christians, we're going to string them up. And I'm going to be big, I'm going to be in charge. Hail Satan, I'm Bernie Sanders and Satan approves my little demonic message. Yeah, you'll all drown in lakes of your own destructive creation. Is that still Bernie will be back as we break their will stay with us. So that to me is one hundred percent why you cannot have a guest host. No one else can do that. No, no, that is not good.
Starting point is 00:46:11 No, no, no, absolutely not. But no one unique. Yes. Yeah. That's like, that's like seeing and that seems like that's like a first level second city class doing a bar show and somebody's got a terrible impression and they have to keep being like, I'm Obama. Right.
Starting point is 00:46:29 This is me doing an Obama pressure, you know, like that kind of thing. They have to announce it because it's so bad. Also in our consultancy show that we do, if Alex came on, we'd be like, keep doing Bernie. We'd be like, this is good. Listen, this is gold. This gold kid. My man, this is a domain level.
Starting point is 00:46:51 You are with the greats in terms of anyway, I think I think it would be better if we just kept throwing out different names like, is that Ed Koch? Who's that? Is that Oh, oh, it's the the giant toe thing from Looney Tones. Yeah, that's no, no. Um, is it, uh, oh, uh, of mice and men. No, no, not Lenny. Uh, ooh, Bernie, it can't be.
Starting point is 00:47:24 It can't be Bernie. It is. It's Bernie. Wow. Well, then in that case, do it forever. It's real good. I can't believe that all these people who work with him don't like sit him down and be like, this is not like your, that impression is nuts.
Starting point is 00:47:38 It's not, it's not accurate. It's not funny. Okay. Here's what they do. You know what else, you know what else? I had this fantasy while I was watching it. And this is one of the reasons that I thought, uh, like this was a delightful day for me.
Starting point is 00:47:51 There were some flights of fancy going on. Okay. And one of them was singing some tunes to you. Oh, and Troy are sitting just off camera because he'd hosted for the last like three or four days. Uh, and he's just sitting there as Alex launches into that Bernie impression, just sitting there like, how does he do it? You know, just like, like a guy, like a student, like a student watching the
Starting point is 00:48:11 master, like just sitting there like, God damn it. I never would have thought to do that. That's amazing. And here's what I see. I see the closest way his employees, cause you can't be like, Alex, this is a terrible impression. Of course not. So the closest way his employees get to it is Alex will walk by an office or a
Starting point is 00:48:29 cubicle and they'll be doing, dueling Bernie's back and forth at each other. Like, this is what he sounds like. No, no, no, no, this is what, like, like, uh, Steve Coogan in the trip. No, cause Alex doing the Michael Cain, Alex would hear them doing the impressions and he'd be like, I am going viral in the office. You know, he would take that as like a keep going baby. That's a good point. That sort of thing.
Starting point is 00:48:51 Cause he's, he's a, he's a nut. Anyway, um, Alex is really bent out of shape about Antifa as he always is. Oh, they just hate fascism and that's no fun. And he's pissed off. There is an interesting thing that like, uh, you know, who's really against anti-fascist organizations, fascism, exactly. Yep. Uh, but it's interesting here because, um, we're, most of the show is him talking
Starting point is 00:49:13 about how Tommy Robinson got beat up, but he actually beat up more people and he's super cool and is also the victim. Um, but K, uh, one of Tommy Robinson's camera people got assaulted also apparently. I don't, I don't know enough. I'm not going to watch all this video. I don't really care. I don't, I don't have the time. I like seeing him get punched in the face.
Starting point is 00:49:32 Oh, I needed to see. I don't have the time to engage with the reality of fist fights because whatever the case is, doesn't charm me and I'm not interested. This isn't world star hip hop. Uh, but Alex saw this assault that happened and he's, uh, he's got some thoughts about what's going to happen if Antifa ever touches him. I'll tell you what I do, man. I'm going to say this.
Starting point is 00:49:53 Anybody attacks me, I'm going to jump on top of you and I'm going to jump on top of you real hard and I'm not going to play games with any of you guys. If I ever touches me, I'm going to jump on top of you with my knees. I'm going to jump up on you with my knees and I'm going to grab your head and push it back and 250 pounds is going to be on top of you. When you go into the ground. So just get ready. Do you mean people don't ever get up after you do that.
Starting point is 00:50:27 And you guys are asking for it. That's all I'm saying. Let's go ahead and go to this report. I keep talking about, uh, where they again, say that Trump is copying everything I say. Okay. Sure. Yeah. That's a great transition into Trump says everything I say.
Starting point is 00:50:48 I'm going to murder, uh, Antifa. I am going to, I'm going to very, very homoerotically murder anybody in Antifa. And you know what? I think that could be used in court because like that makes it premeditated. Yeah. That does kind of seem like he has massive fantasies about murdering other people. Just because someone touched him first, he had the plan in his head. I'm going to murder this person.
Starting point is 00:51:10 Yeah. It doesn't make that justified. Yeah. No, that's at least murder. And especially like you can go through like hours and hours of video of Alex Jones being out at protest and someone bumping into him being, I got assaulted. I got to call the police. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:51:24 That's what he would do if he touched him. He's a, he's a fucking little bitch, but also it's so amazing that like I'm going to jump up on you. I'm like, you can't, you don't have ups. I do not trust, I do not trust the integrity of your hammies. Those hamstrings don't have spring in them. There's no way. You know what?
Starting point is 00:51:46 That's the real thing. That's the issue with Tom Arnold. He challenged him to a fist fight, which you got to do challenge him to a slam dunk contest. Can I, can I ask, I get, I think that would be fun. I think Tom Arnold probably is in much better shape than Alex at this point. But what does he even describe it? I don't know because I've been trying to visualize all I heard was I'm going
Starting point is 00:52:08 to fuck you. That's all I heard. I'm going to jump up on you. We're going to jump up on you with my knees, with my knees and I'm going to put your head back and that's 250 pounds, which is probably people don't wake up from that, probably generous, but also I don't, I'm trying to visualize. Cause I think maybe what he's talking about is some kind of, I'm going to jump up with like, and then my knees would end up like around where your shoulders
Starting point is 00:52:32 are and come down on you, or is that what it is? Or is the person already laying prone and he's going to jump up. Yeah. How do you put their head back? What does that mean? Like push their head back. So do you grab it and pull it back or the top of their head hits the ground as they fall?
Starting point is 00:52:47 I don't know what he's saying. Right. I mean, it's murder, but it's just describing a pile driver. Interesting. No, cause he said he's going to jump with his knees. That's a good point. That's a, uh, what was the undertaker's finishing move? Tombstone.
Starting point is 00:53:01 The tombstone was the tombstone pile driver. Yeah, but he could be a tombstone pile driver would describe that's probably differently. I know he's, well, okay, fine. We'll call it the info where his pile driver, whatever. He's not gifted with words, but I still think he was, I still think he would describe a tombstone different than that. A wonderful way to describe a man whose entire life is about talking.
Starting point is 00:53:21 He's not gifted with words. If, uh, if Antifa touches me, I'm going to power bomb up. I'm going to get them in the cripple or cross face. Um, so Jordan, the other thing for leaf clover, um, the big, uh, the big story of the day is that, uh, Tommy Robinson. Oh, oh, that poor man, but there's, I am so, my heart goes out to him. Absolutely. Thoughts and prayers to his family, thoughts and prayers, Tommy.
Starting point is 00:53:46 So the B story, uh, the junior varsity narrative is that there have been bombs going off in Austin over the last couple of days. There have been three bombs and two of them were today. Yes. Now, if I have read that story correctly, um, I think you might be ahead of it. It is a, it is entirely, uh, minorities and people who, um, have no connection with anything. It appears that way, but the investigation as we record this is still ongoing.
Starting point is 00:54:16 Right. And we don't, they don't know a motive, but it is all black people. All I'm saying now, I don't know if that is the motive or not, but Alex may think that that would be the motive. And so now he needs to proactively absolve white people of, uh, this terrorist act. I'll read the quote from, uh, the police, uh, general guy. I don't remember his actual title quote. We don't know what the motive behind these may be.
Starting point is 00:54:43 We do know that both of the homes that were the recipients of these packages belong to African-Americans. So we cannot rule out that hate crime is at the core of this. Yeah. So they're saying, you know, we, we don't know that that's the case, but it's possible, but Alex doesn't know anything. Oh, okay. Alex hasn't read any stories about it.
Starting point is 00:55:01 Well, that's a breath of fresh air. He's just aware of the fact that there have been bombs that have gone off. And so here is how he's still going to absolve whites of it. Well, here's my guess. Here's his angle. So is this an anti-gentrification bombing? I don't know. I'm not saying that that's just the violence being promoted.
Starting point is 00:55:20 What we're seeing, um, I mean, these letters groups say, if you see a white person mug them. So you're kind of right. Yep. But he is saying, I'm not saying that it is, but I'm speculating. Wait, is he saying he said it was anti gentrification? Yeah. Cause there was an article in the Huffington Post recently about, uh, how
Starting point is 00:55:41 anti gentrification organizations and, uh, people who are active, uh, against a gentrification have stopped putting up with the bullshit and they're starting to fight back and they want to drive businesses out of neighborhoods that are coming in specifically to gentrify them, raise the rent, make it so people can't afford to live in places where they live. And Alex didn't read the whole article because it's pretty long. Um, and he thinks that it's positive. He thinks that, uh, the Huffington Post article is saying, hooray for these
Starting point is 00:56:09 people getting violent about, uh, anti gentrification causes. And really all it is, is a reporting on the fact that this is something that's happening. Yeah. Uh, it's not for or against pro or con. It's just like, hey, check this shit out. No. And it's even actually, I mean, it's pro easy, right?
Starting point is 00:56:25 It's probably pro in terms of, uh, the, that gentrification does damage people, uh, who can't afford rising rent prices. Hey, let's move these people to slums. And I also even think that, uh, from my reading of the article, it's anti to a certain extent, uh, the tactics because of what can come from that and how it can escalate, but so it's, it's kind of a mixture of those things. It's, it's just a reportage, but Alex thinks it's positive. And so he has now put that bugaboo into his, uh, his Rolodex and he's
Starting point is 00:56:59 saying that, uh, that they're coming after whites. Well, also because that article said, uh, Austin, it mentioned Austin in the cities, uh, that are fighting back against, uh, gentrification. So now any, so now he's combined those and this bombing to him. He's suspecting that, oh, it must be involved with this article. I didn't read, but I saw the headline, um, but it deteriorates pretty quickly. His narrative of saying, I don't know what it is. I just, is it possible that it's these anti gentrification folks?
Starting point is 00:57:28 It, it evolves very fast. We're going to go to break and come right back. We got Owen Schroyer on the ground at the second bombing. That's not a laugh at third bombing in Austin for South, Southwest is Antifa behind it. I smell a little Antifa boobies. So sounds like Antifa. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:57:44 So he is now, you know, if there's one thing I know about Antifa, their tactics bombs, yeah. Old timey cartoon bombs with the skull and crossbones on them and the giants, like a Bobbom. Yeah, exactly. Mario. Yep. A Bobbom.
Starting point is 00:57:59 No, it's Bobbom. Bobbom. A pal. It's B.O.B. slash O.M.B. Bobbom. Really? I thought it was B.O.M.B dash U.M. No, no, no, no. All right, all right.
Starting point is 00:58:11 This is a conversation that has almost ended friendships in my, in my past sitting around really high in someone's garage. It's a Bobbom. You know, it's a Bobbom. It's a, it's, I don't want to revisit this. This podcast is too important. I thought it was sex Bobbom. No.
Starting point is 00:58:27 From Scott Pilgrim versus the universe. You're a sex Bobbom Tom Jones. All right. Anyway, Alex has decided that the narrative I'm going to go with is that it's Antifa got confirmation here from the chair room that it's Bobbom. All right. B.O.B. dash O.M.B. Okay.
Starting point is 00:58:45 All right. All right. Anyway, this is where Alex's narrative sits. But again, he hasn't read any articles. He doesn't know anything about it. So that's just rank speculation that he's making. Also, Mike Adams shows up on the show to talk about how his YouTube channel got deleted and I don't give a shit.
Starting point is 00:59:03 It's boring. So who cares? But just to note that he was on the show, congratulations, Mike Adams from naturalnews.com. Great. Um, good work, dude. So now at this point, Tommy Robinson shows up. Yes.
Starting point is 00:59:14 He's complaining about Muslims quite a bit. And so Alex, as we know, still pissed people confuse him for Tommy Davidson all the time at the beginning of the show. As we know, Alex is like, it's time for covert action, baby. Got to, got to spy. So Alex has a suggestion for Tommy and in terms of how you can get some work done. We're trying to answer. You need to, you need to recruit a Sikh or an Indian to go undercover and record
Starting point is 00:59:37 the mosque and blow their entire operation. It's time for covert action. I think that's the new shirt. It's time for covert action. It's time to pray. That's the new. It's time to pray. Time to pray for covert action.
Starting point is 00:59:47 So let's talk about Tommy Robinson. It's good. His interview has come up and we're not going to listen to most of it because I hate him. Yes. And there's the fucking worst. Yeah. So Tommy Robinson, his real name is probably Steven Lennon.
Starting point is 01:00:04 What? Although it's also possible that his name is Paul Harris. What? It's unclear. What? Tommy Robinson is absolutely not his real name. Wait, what? Yeah.
Starting point is 01:00:15 What? It's unclear. In one, we can't find out what his real name is. He was in one of the times he was arrested. He was charged as Steven Lennon. But the judge said, I'm not convinced this is your real name, but I'm charging you under this name because whatever. That's what I want to hear a judge say.
Starting point is 01:00:36 So Tommy Robinson is a dickhole and he started this organization called the European Defense League, the EDL, which he claims is a non-racist organization, but all which is exactly what somebody who starts a racist organization says. All of their history shows that not to be the case. Their ranks are filled with devout racists, white nationalists and soccer hooligans because the drunks like to get involved because there's a lot of fights. Hey, gotta have some fun. They have demonstrations regularly or Tommy Robinson isn't involved with them anymore.
Starting point is 01:01:06 He left the organization in 2013. Ironically, because he complained that they were getting too racist. Oh, well, that's nice. It's nice that everyone has their limits. It's good. But from that's a start. From the beginning, they would have demonstrations, protests, which had almost invariably deteriorate into drunk fighting.
Starting point is 01:01:23 Yeah, people will just get into scraps. Here's a here's a quote about them from the Bedford Shire Police Department, a gentleman by the name of Mark Turner. Quote, we have had a series of marches where we've seen damage to property. We've seen people being assaulted. We've seen the odd racist attack and that quite simply can't be tolerated. In 2011, a Yorkshire concert named Rage Against Racism was attacked by EDL supporters, quote, a group of around 15 people estimated to be aged between 16
Starting point is 01:01:50 and 23 barged into the premises shouting and chanting EDL, said Kevin Barry, assistant manager of the venue holding the event, quote, they were throwing bottles and rocks, the police attended quickly and arrests were made. So they have a long history of just being real drunk shitheads who go around and agitate towards liberal stuff and they're a mess. That's people who claim to not be racist. Always seem to be the ones throwing rocks whenever a rally for against racism being racist happens.
Starting point is 01:02:26 It is interesting. It seems to be very consistent over time. It seems like the same sort of thing you track with like why who's mad at anti fascism. Yeah, same sort of it seems odd. So odd that the people who insist they're on your side always wind up being not on your side. So from at least 2015 onward.
Starting point is 01:02:48 Tommy Robinson has been involved in the British chapter of an organization called Pegida, Pegida already out. That's a dumb name. It's a German organization. So maybe that'll change your mind. It won't doesn't Pegida was founded by a man named Lutz Bachman, a German man who's been arrested for possession of cocaine a number of times as well as failed him as well as failure to pay child penalty.
Starting point is 01:03:11 He's super against. He's convinced that Europe is being Islamified. So he started Pegida, which stands for patriotic Europeans against the Islam, Islamization of the Occident to fight too long, too long a name. Well, that's why I call it Pegida. He's long. So he's created that organization to fight against Muslim immigration. Ironically, in 1998, after he was sentenced to three years in prison for
Starting point is 01:03:33 burglary and theft, kill him death penalty. He fled Germany and became a criminal immigrant himself and settled in South Africa. Great, great, great, great, great. Love it. That's not a hypocritical at all. So, uh, his first rally with Pegida was held in Dresden, which is the city. Well, it was the only choice that he had to make.
Starting point is 01:03:54 See, he was being persecuted in his own country. No, this is the form. No, no, that's all I'm saying. I'm just saying that in his own home country, he was not welcome anymore. He was being, he was being maybe unfairly discriminated against in his mind. So he needed to leave and he needed to go somewhere else. And thank God he was accepted somewhere else. Right?
Starting point is 01:04:15 It's really important to probably hang out with the sweet landers. Yeah. Yeah. I'm glad he's, I'm glad his white nation, uh, fucking came in. So anyway, he ended up getting extradited back, uh, and had to do some time. Kill him. His first rally for Pegida was held in Dresden, uh, because he thought that that city was a great example of the Islamophilication, Islam, whatever.
Starting point is 01:04:38 Um, but unfortunately that city only contained at the time, 750 Muslims out of 536,308 people, which made it a population density of 0.14%. Right. Great. Right. Real, real scary. Islamified. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:04:53 When you know everybody, everybody who worships, uh, a lob by name, probably not enough people in your, uh, situation to be, uh, Islamified. A picture of Bachman dressed up as Hitler came to the surface a little while back. And his organization pretty regularly uses terms like Lugan press, which is the Nazi word for the lying Jewish press. Yes. Many accused the organization of basically being Nazi in nature. And it appears that this may be the case as Pegida members often go on quote
Starting point is 01:05:22 strolls, which are basically just people getting together to protest about the presence of Muslims in their cities. Uh, and they end up getting in fights. Right. It's a bad look. Anyway, Tommy Robinson was pretty deeply involved with the UK chapter of this organization and, uh, seems to, uh, the organization seems to really just be about drunk fights and, uh, is, what's the, what's the law that a, an internet
Starting point is 01:05:45 conversation is over once somebody gets called a Nazi? Is that Godwin's law? Something like that. Yeah. I've heard that. Right. Yeah. That is an issue because now everybody is afraid.
Starting point is 01:05:54 We got Nazis though. Everybody's afraid to call something a Nazi, but when it is a Nazi, you know, who came up with that rule, you know, who came up with that rule, a Nazi. Yeah. That's a good point. Um, so anyway, uh, Tommy Robinson, uh, he went and gave speeches for this, uh, Pageta organization and was heavily involved. Uh, after the point where he left his own organization, the EDL, cause he said they
Starting point is 01:06:16 were too racist. Right. So he jumps in with a Nazi nationalist organization. So EDL, get your shit together. Apparently you're more racist than Nazis. Yeah. Also, Tommy Robinson was arrested and jailed for assault in 2005. Kill him.
Starting point is 01:06:31 Death penalty. Further Tommy was arrested in 2011 for being involved in a brawl at a rally for the EDL killing death penalty and he was sentenced to 12 months of community rehabilitation, not long enough death penalty in 2012. He was sentenced to 10 months in prison for traveling internationally with a fake passport. Tommy had been refused entry into the United States because he is a hate agitator. So he used his friend Andrew McMaster's passport to travel internationally.
Starting point is 01:06:56 He got caught when they took fingerprints when he arrived in New York and, uh, he ended up having to go to prison. That's a smart thing for them to do. Kill him. Death penalty. In 2013, Tommy was convicted of committing mortgage fraud and he was sentenced to 18 months in prison. He conspired with others to use fraudulent information to obtain
Starting point is 01:07:13 mortgages from multiple banks. How much time do you have to do before you're not welcome on info wars? What's the, what, 10 years, what, 10 years? What are we talking about? There's no limit. They're all con men. How much time do you gotta do? They're all con men and career criminals.
Starting point is 01:07:32 But when is a con man ever going to be like, whoa, you're too, you're too hot for us. Right. Right. Come on. I don't know. But also he's conning all these anti-Muslim people because he is, of course, he is super anti-Muslim, but for all of his hatred of Muslims,
Starting point is 01:07:47 he did send a message to one Muslim on Twitter saying, quote, you're pretty fit for a Muslim. And he sent another one saying, quote, I don't want to get rid of all Muslims, least of all pretty girls like yourself. Both of these messages, Jordan. We're set to 15 year old girls. All right. I was, I was fucking terrified.
Starting point is 01:08:07 You were about to say Malala. No. He's fucking underage girl creeping on Twitter and being like, look, I don't hate all those ones. You're beautiful. Also, that is a bad pickup line. That is a bad, listen, I'm a prejudice monster. But now when it comes to your sweet tits, like, no,
Starting point is 01:08:30 that's not a pickup line. You're so sexy. I get over my bigotry, but only momentarily, only temporarily. I would hate your brother. I would hate your brother. Suspiciously like a slave owner. That's what that sounds like. Dude, it's just so stupid.
Starting point is 01:08:45 Like you have people where it's like your bigotry isn't even consistent. I don't even respect your bigotry. Right. I don't even respect him as a legitimate enemy or someone to even give the time of day to. He's a fucking career criminal who's playing out a massive scam that is now. I mean, granted, he does have a history of being a racist and a borderline Nazi throughout his entire career.
Starting point is 01:09:07 And some of that probably is genuine, but it's also obvious that on some level throughout his life, he found that like I can make a lot of money off of this. Like the EDL, he was making tons of money running this organization. I'm sure the dues and donations and stuff that he got from fellow bigots. Right. Was like the KKK was essentially Amway. Exactly. And so he found that hustle and now he's using it to, I mean, he got a job
Starting point is 01:09:33 at Rebel media through it. And now he's getting at the end of this episode. How did he get past a background check? Why don't you background that there's so many jobs where it's like, oh, you did a year for marijuana possession so you can't work at McDonald's. And this fucking guy, they don't do background checks at Rebel media. Wow, man, the guys, you really should. The thing too, is that like,
Starting point is 01:09:57 we could really turn one of these propaganda outlets around. Oh, really turn it into a shape. Oh, we could turn it into a tight operation. God damn. Oh, at the end of this episode, Alex announces that he's sending Tommy $20,000 that he doesn't have to give. And it's also, it's him saying, I need the audience to give me more money because I'm supporting this guy, giving him money.
Starting point is 01:10:20 But it's also nice. And like, that's why he's doing this is because he gets Alex Jones sending him $20,000 that he doesn't fucking need to use a fucking handy cam and go antagonize Muslims on the street. He doesn't need any money to do that. He could do everything for free. This is all a scam. Hey, if you're good at something, never do it for free.
Starting point is 01:10:41 The bigotry is all the fucking scam. And if you look at this dumb ass's career, like that's what you walk away from it from. So Tommy Robinson can like preemptively go fuck himself. We don't need to wait till the end of this episode. This guy, yeah, this guy sucks. He sucks. I hate him.
Starting point is 01:10:56 I, I, I always wonder who, who is worse? Because these, these kinds of who or who the, who or whom, how do you, uh, these guys are at the heart of all of these, like at every, and at every racist movement, you wind up coming back to a con man, a propagandist, uh, demagogue, those kinds of things. Yeah. Who doesn't really believe in any of this shit. He's scamming dumb people.
Starting point is 01:11:22 Right. Like who is worse? Yeah. Like, like, at a certain, to, to a certain extent, I almost, I almost identify with the, the guy who's like, dude, I, I'm just trying to make a living too. This is my hustle. You're, you work at a, you work a nine to five. I can't pull that off.
Starting point is 01:11:39 So I found my own scam to run. I was like, what, what is a CEO but a scam artist at the end of the day? You know, that kind of, they're not worth 150 times your salary. So fucking do, do it to it. You know, I would say that I'm more identify with the people who find themselves under the sway because of my experience with the evangelical church. And now much, I look back on that. I'm like, I should not have gone along with all of these youth groups and what
Starting point is 01:12:05 have you, but because of vulnerability, alienation as a child, any number of things that set the fuse, there's situations that you can find yourself in where you fall under the charismatic, uh, influence of someone like Tommy Robinson. Right. Now I would say that they're both terrible, but to use Alex Jones's sort of cosmology or things that he talks about, he talks about the Judas goat. He talks about like going back being a Judas goat. Uh, and that idea is the one that leads all the rest of them to slaughter.
Starting point is 01:12:38 Yeah. You know, you, you got the one who doesn't get killed, uh, that is the leads everyone else to their, uh, downfall. Right. Right. Right. And I think that the leaders are worse because without them, I mean, you just find another big leader, probably.
Starting point is 01:12:52 That's kind of the thing. I think our, I think the issue is the system, it's just human beings. Let's say Tommy Robinson doesn't exist or whatever of the, I don't, I don't know how to estimate his audience size, but let's just, for the sake of argument, say it's a hundred thousand people. Every single person named Schuyler in the world. Um, maybe let's say it's a hundred thousand, uh, people, right? If Tommy Robinson wasn't there, I would say conservatively 90,000 would end
Starting point is 01:13:18 up under the sway of some other charismatic European fascist. Okay. Uh, but 10,000 might find a hobby. They might find, they might find like, you know what I'm saying? So I mean, 10,000 people is not nothing. No, no, I agree. But your, your argument kind of boils down to like, well, these people could be massive, horrible racist bigots or they could be into work woodworking.
Starting point is 01:13:46 Well, I mean, 10%, like that's kind of where you, 10% might be, uh, obviously a random number and maybe it's too high, but there is a subsection of those people that aren't really, uh, out and out bigots necessarily. They're there because they need a social group. There are some people who are in, like, I know that that's, well, so many Christians, so many Christians don't actually believe in a social garbage. They just need to, like, yeah, it's cool to be around other people. Yeah, you can go bowling with friends or you can join a church.
Starting point is 01:14:19 Like I get it. Yeah. And to some extent, uh, 10,000 of the 100,000 they were hypothetically talking about maybe again, maybe it's too high, but some percentage of those people could find a healthy alternative that is just as appealing to them. Maybe a rotary club. I don't even know what that is, but you could find something. You could find a bingo night if you're fucking really old.
Starting point is 01:14:40 Yeah. You know, there's some thing that you could singles meetups. And you can do the whole thing. Right. Any of those, you could join a bowling league. You could do, you could, there's a hundred different examples where you could create a social life that isn't entrenched in bigotry. But I, I agree with the underlying premise that most people would end up
Starting point is 01:14:59 finding another, uh, charismatic magnet. But anyway, all this is to say the time you're out with them sucks. And also weirdly enough, do you know why people join pool leagues? Bigotry. All pool leagues entirely run by bigots. I would, I believe that. I don't like pool much. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:15:17 My buddy, Nikki, you shoot some nine ball and you hyal the Hitler. That's what you do at pool halls. My buddy, Nikki, gifts was in a bowling league back when we lived in, uh, Missouri, and they used to go to his bowling games, uh, whatever now and again, cause it's an excuse to just drink. Right. Um, and they were playing against this one team, uh, called kill bill. And one of the guys on the team was named Bill.
Starting point is 01:15:37 There was three women in bill and we quickly realized why that was the name of the group cause he was a fucking asshole. Oh, okay. He would come up, I thought it was just a, like, that's a solid theme. No, he would scream, uh, at the pins, uh, stand up and fight whenever the appointments were bowling kill bill. He'd get really drunk and then he would come over to our like table and he's just cause we were young dudes and not many young dudes in there and he would
Starting point is 01:16:01 just try and tell us jokes. And the only one I remember is, uh, this is, this is, I apologize for saying, I don't apologize. This isn't going to go well. It's a bad joke, but he came over really drunkenly and like sort of leaned on the, uh, the arm bar and he's like, Hey, uh, Hey guys, why do women have periods? No, I'm out. And we were like, why?
Starting point is 01:16:21 And he's like, cause they fucking deserve them. And then you look over at the girls on this team and they're just like fucking shit, kill him, but he was really good at bowling. Okay. Anyway, fair enough. This is all to say the Tommy Robinson sucks. Tommy Robinson sucks. At this point, Alex Jones makes a startling confession on the show.
Starting point is 01:16:40 I think that, uh, what he's, what he's saying might be, uh, this, I don't know if this is legal. When we looked up some of these people, we infiltrated some of their meetings. We put some PIs on them and they're all rich kids. He's talking about Antifa. I thought they were just meth heads or something in their mom's basement. No, these are corporate people. Their parents make a million dollars a year, half a million a year, one
Starting point is 01:17:07 of them heads up Time Warner here in town. And then they're out there leading this, this crap. I mean, these are evil people. So yeah, we've been following you to your houses and stuff. Sure. Threaten our boards and stuff. We've got at least 20 of the leadership of Antifa where you live, what you're doing, we're not playing games.
Starting point is 01:17:22 Okay. And Tommy Robinson in playing games. We're making an announcement coming up the next segment. The next segment, uh, the announcement is that he's giving Tommy Robinson $20,000. But, uh, the, yeah, like I don't, first off, meth heads don't live in their mom's basement. They're not allowed there anymore.
Starting point is 01:17:36 Right. Right. That's how meth head works. Yeah. Until if you are still living in your parents' basement, you are not yet a meth head. You're just somebody who enjoys meth. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:17:47 The moment you are kicked out is when you become a method. The, um, well, I, I don't know how much I try, like based on my experience with meth, no, based on my experience of looking into Alex Jones's research methods, uh, and how like his end game bibliography is full of holes like Swiss cheese. Uh-huh. I don't know if I trust him to use legitimate PIs for this undercover work that he's doing.
Starting point is 01:18:17 Oh, I, I think he's stalking people. I kind of skipped over that just because it was like, no, you didn't hire a PI. A friend, you know, said, this guy does PI work. Harrison Smith is doing it. One of his, uh, under Harrison Smith is doing it. One of his underlings is probably doing it. This is stalking. This isn't, this isn't detective work.
Starting point is 01:18:37 01:18:37,980 --> 01:18:41,220 He just said, Hey, I got people committing crimes over here. Yeah. That's right. We followed you to your home. Yeah. That makes me very uncomfortable. No, I don't like that.
Starting point is 01:18:46 And if he does know about us, he's stalking us too. I know that'd be fun. There's some Chicago info warrior, probably who's like following us around and we don't realize it. That'd be fun. Now we're getting into Alex Jones levels of paranoia. That is not going on. Again, the only way that, this is why I know that the world is going to be fine.
Starting point is 01:19:05 Uh, the only way you and I die at the hands of an info warrior at the hands of Alex Jones fighting a top of volcano. Of course. Right. That's, that's the only, uh, that's the only real way that we can go down. Yeah. I die and then you avenge me through a banshee like scream that you, uh, yell at Alex and knock him out of that power.
Starting point is 01:19:26 That's what I imagine. That's what I discover. Also, I think that saying the son of the head of time Warner, we've been stalking him, it borders on doxing. Cause it's easy to figure out who that is. Right. Um, I don't know, man, I just, it makes me very uncomfortable. Makes me very, very uncomfortable.
Starting point is 01:19:46 And Alex can't prove any of the things he's like, he's acting like Antifa is an actual like centralized organization, which it's not. I don't trust him to have infiltrated things. I don't trust him to act on information that he gleams from infiltrating things appropriately. I don't trust him to, uh, I don't know. Anything. I don't trust anything.
Starting point is 01:20:06 That's, that's actually a, a, an interesting line of thought to follow down, uh, which is something that's always frustrated me whenever we start talking about it for specifically Antifa and the like, the idea is or, or occupy Wall Street. Sure. Like if a rich person is involved at any point, the opposite side will use that to invalidate everybody. Right.
Starting point is 01:20:33 Right. So even if, like we were talking about with, uh, what's this fuck who was putting on the concert with David Rothschild, David Rothschild, right? So his heart is in the right place. He's trying to do the right thing. He just so happens to have all of this money. Yeah. If he is involved in anything, despite the fact that because of his money, he is
Starting point is 01:20:55 far more capable of being involved in anything than most other people. Yeah. If he is involved, that invalidates everything for everybody. Yeah. So one of the, one of the central struggles of, uh, an Antifa or the like is the idea that from the outside, any lack of purity means you are worthless. Yeah. Is such a huge hurdle to overcome it.
Starting point is 01:21:20 It's dangerous. I don't think there's any way to actually overcome it, right? It's dangerous. And the thing that I wrestle with is when we, uh, like on our last episode, we were talking about 2008 stuff, uh, to what extent is what you're describing relevant to, uh, the idea that, you know, all of these people who work for Coke funded, uh, think tanks are the ones who are building these narratives for Alex and stuff like that.
Starting point is 01:21:45 And I think it's different, but I'm not entirely sure how to articulate why, but I do think it's different than like David Rothschild being involved in charitable stuff. Yeah. I don't know. I don't know. It's, it's really complicated, but I agree. I mean, I agree that it's a problem for both sides to some extent. I would say it's, it's far more a problem for people who are correct because if you
Starting point is 01:22:07 are correct, if, well, for instance, Antifa, if you just point it down to, we're against fascism, you are correct. Yeah. Right. And if you are right, you are far more easily chipped away at because there's no kind of amorphous ability to, uh, you know, dodge and weave. All you have is reality. All you have is that you're right.
Starting point is 01:22:31 Whereas with, uh, the, you know, conservative movements like the Tea Party or whatever, because they don't actually believe anything, then you can say, oh, well, your ideology is impure and they're just like, what are you talking about? Why are you saying ideology? We don't believe in anything. No. So the only thing that we ding other people's impurity for is hating guns or not hating black people.
Starting point is 01:23:00 Right. Or like that's all we really believe in climate change. Yeah. Exactly. Yeah. I don't know. It's really complicated. And I think I hope that this is a line of thought that we can, uh, you know, continue
Starting point is 01:23:10 to keep in our hearts as we go along and look at some, like, because we're going to continue doing the path down 2008 and the beginning of the Tea Party. And I think it is important to have that, that lens to self-criticize to a certain extent. Uh, but anyway, let's get back on task. Yeah. Because I don't think we're going to resolve this in any way. No, I think we're going to nail it. Yeah, probably.
Starting point is 01:23:31 That was a very polite way of saying, Jordan, please don't bring this up right now. No, it's not. I would have cut you off way earlier if that was the case. Um, so this next clip, um, Alex evolves his theory about the Austin bindings, but also says something very troubling. Oh boy. Tommy Robinson folks, one of the greatest living patriots with his great career. I want to get a final comment from both of them.
Starting point is 01:23:54 So real quick, we'll pause there because that's the most troubling thing. Yeah. Because, uh, one of the greatest living patriots, Tommy Robinson has done about eight years in jail time and Tommy Robinson is from England. Like, well, he's one of that. Hey, Thomas Jefferson was from England. Right. But that's different.
Starting point is 01:24:09 Again, we talked about this before. Once you've created, I know, I'm just never, I'm never going to separate that up. It makes me laugh when Alex says he's a great patriot. He's not talking about patriotism as being something related to love of country. He's talking about an ethnic identity. Right. He, he would call it the West or whatever. But the fact that Alex Jones thinks that Tommy Robinson is one of the greatest living
Starting point is 01:24:35 patriots means that what he swears allegiance to is not the United States. It's white. It is white. It's white. That is what's more important. And that's a dangerous fucking thing. And it's a damning tell that he keeps saying that Tommy Robinson is a great patriot. Strangely enough is you could describe as a global collective
Starting point is 01:25:01 Hmm. Trying to run everything. Yeah. With its hands in it. Like, I think he's, I think he's a globalist. Oh boy. I think he's a whitelist. Anyway, let's get back to this clip.
Starting point is 01:25:12 But what's coming next? This is a man. And then we've got our report sustained to the third bombing. We've got multiple, we've got deaths. We're going to talk about it all here in Austin. Probably communist bombings. Let's take a look. Sure.
Starting point is 01:25:23 Sure. Great. Great. Wait a, wait a, wait until all the information is in, Alex. Without having read any articles without having information. Probably communist. He's now evolved and he's talked himself into it.
Starting point is 01:25:34 It's probably probably communist. So here he reiterates. Yes, they did do a sweep of other houses. Stay there. Let's come back and talk about this live exclusive coverage from the site of what's probably coming bombings. So he's, I think he's figured out that that rolls off the tongue. Comey bombings.
Starting point is 01:25:49 Comey bombings. So unfortunately, towards the end of the show, one of his interns read an article. Is a communist who bombs him? No, one of his, someone read an article and got the information to Alex that all of the victims have been African-American. Oh no, I wish he didn't know. If he didn't know and all he said was coming bombing,
Starting point is 01:26:10 I feel like that would be far less offensive than what he is about to say. No, it's actually not offensive. It's kind of funny because Alex is trying to integrate information and he's just, you get to see him trying to process. You get to see his wheels spin and like a gear's breakdown. Yeah. His smoke and steam come out of his ears.
Starting point is 01:26:27 Basically. This is fascinating. By the way, everyone that's been bombed the last week is black. So it's a white supremacist, mental patient, teenager. Or it's some type of Mexican mafia deal because that all over the country, Mexican mafia does not like black folks and tries to drive them out. That's a well-known major friction there. Or it's some type of word stopped by Southwest related deal.
Starting point is 01:26:54 Or it's anti-fuck because their prime suspects are always saying they're going to attack everybody, but not generally black people. So I have no idea what's going on here. I wish you'd say that more often. You should start there and then not instead give four wildly disparate and ridiculous examples first. Exactly. Or perhaps stop giving the most likely example first billing.
Starting point is 01:27:22 Right. And then being like, eh, it's probably antifa though because they hate black people. Even though historically they don't, they probably do. I have no idea what's going on should be on his fucking family crest. The fact that he gets there eventually is kind of nice. Right. But along the way, it is so stupid of him and so irresponsible that he pitches all of
Starting point is 01:27:45 these possible ideas that he thinks might be going on with this and has done an entire show where it's been ranked speculation. It's a commie bombing over the course of it. Like it's just a, his family crest is just a hyena with a question mark over its head. Yeah. It's pathetic. It's, it's like, you know, I have from the jump been very anti the conversation about fake news. I think that's very counterproductive.
Starting point is 01:28:15 Yeah. The idea of like what can be thrown back and forth. And I don't think it's relevant to this conversation at all. What this is, is bad work. It's not even like, this isn't about him saying something that's fake in terms of, I think this is a commie bombing. Right. Because if he said that, that's fine.
Starting point is 01:28:33 That's opinion. That's editorializing or whatever. But the fact that he goes off half cocked and creates narratives that he's pushing throughout the show only to get some information at the end of the show that was available before. Right. He could have looked into to be like, I don't, I don't know what's going on. Thereby invalidating all of the narratives that he's built before, but I guarantee tomorrow he's going to be saying it's antifa or a commie bombing or a commie bombing.
Starting point is 01:28:59 Yeah. It's just bad work. It's someone who's not good at their job unless their job is screaming weird things about Helen Grayton and then launching into a Bernie Sanders impression. Right, right, right. Then you're doing a great job. Well, I mean, fake news is ultimately just a euphemism for lies so that the media doesn't have to say they're lying to you.
Starting point is 01:29:20 Right. Because that's a faux pas of some sort. So this is, yeah, you're right. This isn't fake news. This is just a guy who's like, I am not interested in this story. It's a hack. Yeah. He's a hack.
Starting point is 01:29:33 Yeah, yeah. Fucking shit. I'm just going to toss out whatever shit I feel like and then we'll sort the damage later. Yeah. So anyway, that brings us to the end of our show. We have had some interesting times, I believe. Welcome back, Alex. I wanted to get the Welcome Back Cotter theme song queued up for you, but fuck that up.
Starting point is 01:29:52 It didn't happen. Also, dreams are not your ticket out. You're going to prison. And if you're not going to prison, you're going to be poor. Yeah. We're glad to have you back in that hosting chair, though, because the rest of your crew sucks. And when you're poor and contrite, I would be interested in talking to you, Alex. I would not.
Starting point is 01:30:09 I don't care. I will talk to you once you're in prison because I don't want, I want a wall between us. Oh, that's a good point. Because he might jump up with his knees at me. And pull your head back. Exactly. And people do not get up from that. And you will be inserted upon.
Starting point is 01:30:25 So I don't know, man. This is sad. The present is still incredibly sad. And it's getting sadder with the idea that he's going to fucking hire Tommy Robinson, Ney, Stephen Lennon, or possibly Paul Harris. That's such a, how much time has he done aggregate? It's been years. It's been like four years at least, right?
Starting point is 01:30:49 I don't know. That might be high from what you've described. I mean, I suppose, I suppose the, the like community service doesn't really count. Well, like he had drug arrests and the arrest for assault in 2005. I couldn't find like conviction sentences on those things. So those could have been issues where he got off on like time served or something like that. On being white. Sure.
Starting point is 01:31:13 He could have gotten away with some sort of slap on the wrist and those, the only, the only ones that I found certain sentences on were the 12 months of community rehabilitation, 10 months in prison for the fake passport and 18 months in prison for the mortgage fraud. But he did get out. So confirmed we're talking two years. Yeah. He did get out early though, too, on the mortgage fraud one.
Starting point is 01:31:36 God damn it. Yeah. Cause of course, but also fun, fun little, little tidbit. While he was in prison, he had to be kept in solitary confinement for a lot of it for his own safety. Oh, that's smart. Because he's a fucking antagonist. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:31:49 And probably would have got himself shanked. Oh man. God damn it. Stop it. Stop saving people from themselves. Stop it. Prisons. Let him get shanked.
Starting point is 01:31:58 I think, I think what I want to end this episode with, I mean, first of all, The observation that the people who deserve to get shanked, never get shanked. No, not that. Although it is interesting. First of all is our plugs. We have a website called knowledge fight.com. That's true.
Starting point is 01:32:13 Where you can follow us on Twitter, add knowledge on to the group, right? Yeah. And we're also on Facebook. You can join the Facebook group, go home and tell your mother your brilliance. Also, if you'd like to support the show and become a policy wonk, you can go to our website, knowledgefight.com, click support the show. Absolutely. We would appreciate it.
Starting point is 01:32:30 What I want to, we're also on iTunes. I think the most... We're so great at plugs. Yeah. I think the most important piece of this is the fact that he creeped on Twitter at underage girls with Muslim related pickup lines. Not okay. No, it's not.
Starting point is 01:32:48 Not even Muslim related, bigoted Muslim related pickup lines. Bigotry about Islam related pickup lines to underage girls on Twitter. That's like a parody. Yeah. That's a parody account. The other stuff, like him being arrested for assault, I understand. You're running a fucking bigot organization. You might get into a skirmish.
Starting point is 01:33:11 Maybe you get picked up, but it could have been anybody. I don't think it's necessarily right that people have to go to prison for drugs. So I'm going to throw that part of it out. Fair. The idea that he... I think you should get the death penalty. The idea that he... Trump has changed my mind, Dan.
Starting point is 01:33:27 Kill him all. The idea... Odd future Wolfgang. The idea that he went to prison for using his friend's passport is kind of funny in the sense that he was so stupid that he didn't realize that I'm going to have to go through customs and stuff like that. Yeah, that's too dumb. That's insane to me.
Starting point is 01:33:42 That's too dumb. And it's not something that I can be like, I hate you for that or you're the worst. Well, it is something that says I'm a trustworthy news source. And the mortgage fraud, I mean, that is just along with his con manny ways and stuff like that. But the victims of it are banks. Right. It's not... I just think that one is the most indicative of why you cannot trust him when he's saying anything.
Starting point is 01:34:06 I think there's 100 reasons why that's the case. He's literally a mortgage fraudster. But I think the behavior in terms of creeping on people on underage girls on Twitter using bigoted Muslim stuff is really the core of this. Yeah, that's horrific. But at the same time, it's almost wacky. Alex. It's too crazy.
Starting point is 01:34:26 Alex should fucking understand who he has on his show. Yeah, you would think. You would think that some of that would come up. Right. Anyway, I think it's pretty clear that... Especially considering that Alex is so afraid of three Muslim girls walking into a pool store. Exactly. You know.
Starting point is 01:34:42 And he spends all of his time trying to instill fears of adults trying to lure your children places when that is someone he just gave $20,000 to. Yep. So, unfortunately, on your day back, I have to say, Alex, please go fuck yourself. You're the worst at your job. You are so terrible at this. Yeah, go fuck yourself. Andy and Chanza, sure on the air.
Starting point is 01:35:07 Thanks for holding. Hello, Alex. I'm a first-time caller. I'm a huge fan. I love your work. I love you.

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