Knowledge Fight - #138: March 13-15, 2018
Episode Date: March 16, 2018Today, Dan and Jordan get into the Week That Was on the Alex Jones Show. Most of it is terrible (code for Gavin McGinness), a little bit of it is hilarious (code for Alex's persecution complex). It's ...too much to listen to, but enjoy.
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Andy and Chanzos, you're on the air. Thanks for holding.
Hello, Alex. I'm a first-time caller. I'm a huge fan. I love your work.
I love you.
Hey, everybody. Welcome back to Knowledge Fight. I'm Dan.
I'm George.
We're a couple dudes like to sit around, drink novelty beverages,
and talk a little bit about Alex Jones.
That is indeed what we do, Dan.
Yes, sir.
Dan?
Yes, sir.
Dan.
Yes, sir.
Sir.
Dan.
Sir.
Do we have a hook?
We do.
It's that I know a lot about Alex Jones. You don't know anything about it.
I don't know anything about Alex Jones.
Today's novelty beverages brought to us by the good people at Schlafly Brewery,
a nice northeast IPA. Love it. St. Louis.
This isn't associated with Phyllis Schlafly, is it?
No. St. Louis, Missouri's own Schlafly Brewery.
Okay.
I love St. Louis.
Because I would immediately throw this out the window if it was associated with her.
And I bought it.
It is not. You know how St. Louis I am?
No.
You got to ask my tattooist.
I don't know how St. Louis you are.
Classic bitch. Shout out Murphy Lee.
So anyway, Jordan, could you turn me up a little bit?
I can turn up the cans.
Thank you very much.
This is a podcast where we talk about Alex Jones.
Got a really exciting show for you today before we get into it though.
All right.
What I want to do is I want to say I want to realize that I've been a little bit lacking
in some ways.
You're supposed to talk to our donors first.
We don't have anybody to give a shout out to.
You goddamn mother.
No, we're caught up.
That would be that would be very funny if I was very shitty.
What an asshole.
We're caught up on the policy wonks at the moment.
I believe and fantastic.
If you'd like to become one, however, you can go to knowledge fight.com.
Quick support the show.
We would appreciate it.
You could come up policy wonks.
See, there you go.
But what I wanted to say is I have been really terrible about getting back to
people who have emailed.
I apologize.
Yes.
That's something that everybody has said.
You know, Dan, I'm feeling you don't work hard enough.
I'm feeling that's what everybody that's what all of our fans think.
I'm feeling very bad and self-conscious about it in terms of like keeping up
with the communiques and I'm going to get back to everybody as quickly as I
can.
But one of the reasons that I had forward some of these emails on to me.
Yeah, I can.
I can probably.
Well, see, I got to get to what's going on here.
Okay.
One of the reasons that I had not gotten back to a lot of these people is
because it was Avengers initiative related.
Ah, there you go.
And we got caught up doing the end game coverage at the same time.
I was waiting to be done with that.
And then I forgot to get back to people and I feel really shitty.
But I want to make this clear.
Next episode, March Madness begins the bracket begins the bracket of Alex Jones.
Sound effects begins next coming out on Monday.
So everyone get excited for that and I will do my best to have we already
recorded that it's coming out on Monday.
No, what?
No, I'm just going out of the country.
I'm leaving you fleeing forever.
Everybody involved in I am going to be I am going to be gone in two weeks though.
I'm going to be gone for a week.
Whole week.
This is going to be an off air conversation.
We got to have you do another field report like you did.
I think that's yeah.
That one was weird for we had our God.
So Jordan, you might have to flee for a little bit.
I think Alex Jones might also be transition.
Everyone involved in Info Wars is probably on the cusp of fleeing.
But it'd be a smart idea.
But their words would not indicate that.
Here's an out of context drop from today's show.
I personally feel very, very strong that came out of nowhere.
He personally feels very strong.
I personally feel very strong long long exhale.
I personally feel very strong.
So one of the things I want to I want to do is when we do these
episodes at the end of the week, I want to give you a fill in of the week.
I want to do the week that was.
Oh, there you go.
We're doing some John Oliver shit right now.
Is that one of their segments?
I don't know.
Okay.
Well, anyway, today we're going to be going over the last week.
The Alex Jones show.
Okay.
On our earlier this week, we covered Monday.
So we don't need to talk about that, but we'll be going over the 13th,
14th, and 15th.
Oh, shit.
This is a really smart idea.
It only took us like a year and a half to figure to do a weekend wrap up.
Yeah, some would say it's obvious.
Let me let me give it to you this way.
My ability to plan with you is not existed.
Yeah.
And my getting caught up with all sorts of other side ideas that I
have that don't quite work out 2008 pretty much everything except for
the end game coverage has been ideas that I've had that about that
didn't work, but today is going to be really fun.
Alex has been on some real bullshit this week.
Okay.
Like we all know he's getting sued.
Another lawsuit comes around course and the way he escalates it is
classic UCB style improv.
Okay.
All right.
It's all right.
It's saying how quick yes ending the lawsuit.
All right.
I'm in.
He takes the stakes from reality while he never starts with reality.
No, that would be lame.
He starts with an elevated version of the stakes and then gets to a
preposterous level, which is going to be really fun.
And then along the way, there's a lot of really stupid things.
He says, but we're going to start.
I'm being sued by the demon Beelzebub.
You're shockingly close.
That shouldn't be real.
Well, in this, in this first clip, we're starting on Tuesday, the 13th
and Alex has some thoughts about this lawsuit, this most recent lawsuit.
And this one is being brought against which is the most recent lawsuit.
I can't keep up.
This one is a defamation lawsuit that's being brought against him by a guy
named Brandon Gilmore.
Oh, is that the guy who?
Yeah.
No, I know what's going on now from the Politico article here.
The protester who filmed the violent clashes at a white supremacist
rally last year in Virginia, Charlottesville sued for a far right
news site info wars and its leader, Alex Jones on Tuesday, saying the site
stoked conspiracy theories that he was working as a deep state operative
for the government.
Not wrong.
And that is exactly what they did.
So that's the basics about this lawsuit, but Alex Jones starts off on
Tuesday.
Is that defamation of character though, right?
It's debatable.
I see that's almost that's kind of a compliment.
That's the weirdest part about this.
It's kind of, I don't agree your way more than what you actually are.
I don't agree with that assessment.
I think Alex Jones spiritually deserves to lose this lawsuit.
Absolutely.
But I think he can probably win or settle.
It's really tough.
It's really tough to do defamation.
Yeah.
Not a lot of people win those.
Yeah, but you know, the way the way that it does always seem malicious.
Right.
No, absolutely.
It seems like you'd be able to.
Anyway, let's let's hear.
Let's do it.
Let's hear Alex's version of here in this first clip from Tuesday.
He's a spokesperson of the Democrats.
He loves Hillary.
He's a leftist.
He went all over TV.
He was a public figure before he's a public figure after.
So there are just already.
He's trying to make the argument that he is a public figure.
Yeah, of course.
Brennan Gilmore.
Yeah, absolutely.
Being a public figure, he's much harder to slander.
That was the first time he listened to the advice of his lawyers.
Yes.
Guaranteed.
He's going to be all over the news channels as a cause to lab.
Democratic fundraising.
He writes articles for Politico.
How I became fake news.
Brennan Gilmore.
He wrote an article for Politico.
And Alexander Jones in four words is the top of the bill.
I like that.
It's like it's like John Hancock.
He was on top of the big and bold, baby.
That's the new Declaration of Independence right there.
Wait, what?
You got at least trying to hand me to get him on today.
Let's go back.
I'll read it.
Leanne McAdoo.
And then they've got some other news organizations.
They're suing.
So, uh, Ellie Max bringing her in here.
I do love that though.
This is the new Declaration of Independence.
It's, that might be grandiose.
A little bit.
A little bit grandiose.
Um, so Leanne McAdoo is also being sued, uh, in this, uh, in this case
because she did the interviews, some of the interviews in question.
Okay.
And one of the people she interviewed is also being sued.
Lee Stranahan, who comes on the show later.
We're not going to hear anything from him.
What you need to know about Lee Stranahan is a guy, he's a guy who worked
for Breitbart and then quit in protest over an unspecified issue.
And then immediately started working for Sputnik.
Sounds right.
And that's a lateral move.
And when asked about it, he said, quote, I'm on the Russian payroll now.
Also in the interviews that he did on info, I wasn't doing crime.
Maybe I am now.
Don't worry about it in the interviews that he did on info wars
about the Charlottesville rally.
He compared what was going on there with, uh, the Russian version
of events in the Ukraine.
And so he was pushing a Russian narrative of the Ukrainian crisis.
So if I understand correctly, uh, his blank was annexed.
Uh, yeah.
Well, no, cause he, they think, uh, free speech.
His argument is that Soros, uh, was the agitating force in Charlottesville.
Uh, and that Soros was also the agitating force in Crimea.
Soros does a lot.
Yeah.
He's a busy man.
We're going to get back to that in a little bit.
I thought I was busy with the day job and with this show and with comedy,
but no, Soros is everywhere.
Hands in so many pies.
Yeah.
Does he ever delegate?
No, no, he's, he's, uh, does anybody actually work for Soros?
No, it's all him.
It's all him.
Yeah.
And his son.
Does he have a, does he, what does he do?
Soros and sons.
It's a mom and pop globalism operative.
Also they have a special on hammers.
They, he has a brick and mortar, uh, uh, hardware store and a raw honey
business that's, that's Soros and, uh, and fam.
Yep.
Yeah.
So in that last clip, at least Alex was recognizing that it's Brennan
Gilmore who is suing him.
Yes.
That does not last long.
That doesn't last.
How can it not last long?
Are the Gilmore girls also suing him?
You son of a bitch.
You got to listen.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm going to start.
I'm going to listen.
All right.
When I grow up, I want the deep state to sue me so I can draw him
out the open so I can get him in those deposition rooms and hammer
those white shoe boys to the return of the Republic.
We now take you live to the rebirth of America and the second
revolution.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I can feel the spirit.
Take you live to the central Texas command center and the heart of
the resistance.
You're listening to Alex Jones.
My name, my children, my treasure, my soul is on the line to defeat
these parasite globalist.
If they were feeling good, you want to know their number.
If you want to know their kryptonite, if you want to know what
they fear, it's info wars.
It's you.
It's Americana.
It's God's fear in people of every race, color and creed who bleed red
blood.
Now I'll get more into the deepest of the deep state, Clinton command
base.
CIA leftist faction.
Yes.
Jesuit globalist Vatican El Supremo operation.
Oh, shit.
Wait, that's a lot of words.
Hold on one second.
That's a lot of words.
Okay.
One, he does not realize that Hillary is currently unemployed.
Yeah.
Two, he's mad because Hillary is in the talking shit.
She was it.
Yeah, whatever.
She was in the deepest of the deep state.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
no, no, no, no, no.
Then the, then the clue, then her operation, you're you're
you're the liberal operation.
Then the Jesuits Jesuits are the, are the Jesuits.
You're getting a little nunce.
You're getting a little bit of head of yourself and I promise
you, I'll explain everything in due time.
Okay.
But that's how Alex starts describing the lawsuit against
him.
Yeah.
The deepest of the deep state, re operation C. I. A.
Jesuits.
So now, so wait, C. I. A. Jesuits hold on.
There's a little more in this next clip.
I would watch that movie by which with taxpayer money,
trying to in free speech in America.
Wow.
You think they're going to be some amicus brief to this?
You think some folks are going to weigh down?
This is going to be a Titan battle.
And I guess they think they got everything worked out there
in Virginia with things, huh?
So we can't red pill a jury.
Yeah.
This is a very sophisticated operation, but the best laid
plans of mice and men often go astray.
It's hard to tell.
Isn't it a ride?
I think so.
It's hard to tell if he couldn't come up with the end of
the quote or he was doing that for dramatic effect.
I'm going to often go a wall.
No, they often go out of this world.
They often are Martian bases.
I don't know what literature is.
George, he could have also been quoting that poem that of
mice and men's name is taken from.
But be that as a mate.
No, that's exactly what he's quoting.
But the book doesn't never mind.
Let's let's not dwell in this too much because I was a
literature major.
I have to.
Okay, furious.
This is so tertiary matter at hand.
No, let's get into it.
So we've got a bison man.
Go.
How do you feel about Lenny?
Love him.
Okay.
Problematic character, but I love him.
Okay.
So we start with Brennan Gilmore is suing me because I said
a bunch of shit deepest of the deep state.
Then we bring in the Jesuits.
Now we've established that Alex believes the Jesuits are
with taxpayer money.
Yeah.
But this is that because they don't pay taxes or I promise
you, I promise you, I'll explain.
Tax Papers taxpayers financing the Jesuits.
I promise you, I'll explain everything, but I have so many
questions.
There's one more escalation that needs to happen before we
reveal the truth.
Okay.
I am so honored to be sued by Pope Francis.
Whoa, whoa, I'm not kidding.
Pull up the Washington Post.
Georgetown was founded as a private university in the 1790s.
They're where Washington DC basically is today and it was
shut up by the Vatican, but since about a hundred years ago,
it's been mainly funded by taxpayer money.
So now the Pope is suing.
All right.
That's exciting.
So Pope Francis.
Yes, sir.
Personally, sir is suing him.
Yeah.
Does the Pope ever delegate anything?
No, the Pope is any of these people have lawyers.
Nope.
Is it just the Pope who literally writes his own briefs?
Yeah.
Yeah.
The Pope is going to be defending himself in court against
Alex.
So all of this, all of this is just comes back to a couple of
stray facts.
Yeah.
And it's basically all because Brennan Gilmore, the suit
that he is bringing was filed in court by the Georgetown
Civil Rights Clinic.
Okay.
The Georgetown University Civil Rights Clinic.
Now here are the discs.
That's where they go to heal civil rights.
Yes.
If civil rights had herpes.
No, no, no, wrong kind of clinic.
Like a basketball clinic.
Okay.
All right.
All right.
It's for students.
That's how Markel for Fultz is getting his shot back.
Yes.
All right.
So NBA reference.
Here are the only facts you really need to know.
Carol Quigley.
When the Pope sues somebody, does the white smoke come out
of the chimney?
The Pope isn't suing.
This is nonsense.
Georgetown University is a Jesuit University or historically
has been.
Okay.
Carol.
I did not know that Carol Quigley, who Alex Jones hates.
Yes.
And pretends he's read his entire book.
Right.
Tragedy and hope has not was a professor at Georgetown.
All right.
Ergo.
Alex is connecting those things.
Okay.
This brief was filed by the Georgetown Civil Rights Clinic.
And I'm going to read to you here from their website.
What the Civil Rights Clinic is.
Okay.
The Civil Rights Clinic.
Oh, yeah, it's the Pope.
I don't need to read this paragraph.
No, I want to hear the paragraph.
The Civil Rights Clinic operates as a public interest law
firm representing individual clients and other public
interest organizations.
The Pope.
Primarily in the areas of discrimination in constitutional
rights, workplace fairness and open government.
Sounds like the Pope.
Students interview clients, develop case theories, draft
and file complaints in federal and state courts, conduct
discovery, engage in motions, practice and prepare appeals.
All it is, is what like it's what you can do get therapy
through psychology students.
No, this is it's this is essentially he is suing them
through like he probably doesn't have money.
Third year residents like that kind of a thing.
He probably doesn't have the resources and you use law
school students at oh, let's see the number one law school
in America.
Yeah.
They're probably better than a lot of lawyers, even though
they don't have their bar license.
Yeah.
Oh, and you know what?
Why is it Georgetown?
Is it because it's the Pope and the Jesuits?
Could be.
No, it's because it's the best university in a two mile
drive from Charlottesville, Virginia.
It's really close to Charlottesville, Virginia and it's
consistently the number one law school in America.
All right.
So he Google maps it and then press search here and Georgetown
came up and he's like, oh, that works.
No, I'm sure because of the area that the offense took place
or I'm sure that he has to bring it into a court in that area.
Right.
And what's the best or maybe he even lives there.
I don't know.
Yeah.
I don't know what Brandon Gilmore's address is.
It's Georgetown University.
Who knows?
Who knows?
He might have connections like friends who go to Georgetown
or something like that.
Georgetown is a place.
But you can go to law school there.
There are lawyers for cheap.
But if you're connecting, like if you just think logically
about it, like the tragedy happened in Charlottesville,
Virginia and 120 miles away is Georgetown University.
That's incredibly close.
Right.
That would be like when I grew up in Columbia, Missouri.
How close was the Vatican to Columbia University?
The University of Missouri is pretty good.
But I guess if I needed, I don't know what Webster does.
I don't know what Webster University in St. Louis does.
But here's a quick question.
All right.
So we know the NCAA is an evil organization.
I've heard that.
If the students are paid for the lawsuit for being his lawyer,
does that make them ineligible for the law tournament?
Yes.
Okay.
That's absolutely.
Just wanted to make sure.
But it gives them a valuable experience.
Absolutely.
Course credit, all that sort of thing.
Yeah.
It's actually a really cool thing.
Right.
And Alex is misaligning everything.
But it's super fun the way he's escalating his own oppression.
It's the Pope.
Everybody is against me.
He went all the way to the Pope.
And let me tell you this.
It's not done.
He's going to escalate it even further.
How can you escalate it past the Pope?
We have to wait and see.
It's a little bit later.
He owns his own country.
It's a little bit later down the road.
We'll get there in a bit.
But first, Alex Jones has to ruminate on his victimhood status.
Yes.
And do the only thing he knows how to do.
Does he say the Pope is almost as bad as the Jews?
No.
He does say something really fucked up in the next clip though.
Oh boy.
But here's his sadness.
Okay.
Law suits.
Taxpayer funded.
It's all here.
It's happening.
And I am so honored to be in the middle of this and to see
Trump moving to get rid of the globalist to get rid of the
neocons.
He's not doing really bring this country back.
It's a very, very magic time to be alive before we go any further
because I hardly ever plug.
We need to plug more.
I barely plugged the 30 seconds last barely.
Ladies and gentlemen, we need your financial support.
But more importantly, we sell products that way that just goes on.
Anyway, like I said, something really he says something really terrible
and it starts at this clip starts with Alex.
He's encouraging people who went to Georgetown and their alums to
stop giving them money really and I don't have the clip of it.
But on one of these shows, he says that they've been going
through the alumni roll adexes of Georgetown and contacting
alums and stuff, which I don't.
I don't know how I feel about that, but do what you got to do.
Feel like if you went to Georgetown, you're not susceptible to
info wars.
I would imagine not, but so that's that's sort of his plan is
I'm going to I'm going to crush Georgetown University.
That works, but unfortunately he says something at the end of
this clip that should make any Georgetown alum be like, I don't
want to help this guy.
All of you, if you're alumni at Georgetown and you're not a
snot nose globalist, you got to pull your money.
Other people, I think there should be lawsuits.
You know, against them of this, all sorts of issues, a taxpayer
money, trying to get rid of the free speech.
I mean, I'm having my rights violated like Jim Crow.
I don't think that's true because they're suing you.
They're not discounting you as a human being.
Right, right, right?
Like they're like, Hey, we're literally going to treat you as
an equal by going into court with you as opposed to being like
you're not allowed.
Yeah.
Period.
I conceivably, I mean, I hate to, I hate, this is something
that's just going to keep coming up in my firm position on
Alex and all of these lawsuits.
Go, go to court.
Like, right?
If you don't have, if your rights are being violated, go to
court.
You have to.
Yeah.
Go show up.
Well, I mean, he's not going to be treated fairly.
If there's anything, if there's anything I know about the
justice system, it's that rich people are never treated fairly
rich, white males, especially.
Oh, absolutely.
They're, they're always, oh, they're always fucking railroaded
by our justice system.
Yeah.
Our justice system hits, hates rich white male.
Yeah.
Yeah.
See, there's no way that he's going to have, you know, his fair
day.
Oh, absolutely.
But I just think, you know, all of these concerns that he's
screaming about and making up like, okay, you believe that the
Jesuits and the Pope are trying to sue you through this.
Right.
Taxpayer funded.
Just go to court and make that argument.
See how it flies anywhere, but on your stupid show.
See how anybody, man, because you know, I don't recognize this
lawsuit Admiralty law against the Pope.
Fine.
Fine.
I would love that, you know, because like, we go back to
this over and over again, the concept of proving something to
Alex versus the real world are very different things.
And the idea of him trying to be like Carol Quigley and the
Jesuits behind this, it all goes all the way up to the Pope
or trying to railroad me.
Sir, sir, this is about your comments that you made about
this guy.
Well, if you, if you, who is not the Pope, if you recall, I
think in the, uh, in the just, in the justice system, I got to
scare you those hiccups.
I know it's weird.
It happened fast.
That's scary.
I'm tired.
Yeah.
Um, in the justice system, Alex is a very different man.
No, I mean, he was screaming at his custody hearing.
Well, yeah, but that was a whole different thing.
He wasn't going to lose too much money.
No, just some of the money.
Yeah.
Just his kids.
Do you want to take who are not as important as his money?
Do you want to take a break to gargle some water?
No, I think I'll be fine.
Okay.
None of those, none of those cures actually work.
I don't know about that.
Hold your breath.
I think, I think I'll have a cigarette.
There you go.
That's the cure all for everything.
Um, in this next clip, Alex Jones rocks out to a little
bit of music and then makes a revelation that I think is
an exaggeration.
Crashing the lies and disinformation.
Whoo.
Whoo.
Crank it up for a minute.
The old ladies music, the Red Rocker.
He's a great guy.
Great guy.
Yeah.
Judge said, son, just one more.
All right.
Here's the deal.
I can't drive 55 and I sure as hell can't live under
globalism and Islamic Sharia law ally with a bunch of weird
soy boy left us.
It didn't happen.
And now I was just talking to some of the crew in there.
Imagine what Trump's going through.
If Democrats and Hillary lawyers have filed, I guess if you
count the two EOC's two things, it's 12 lawsuits in the last
year and most of them in the last couple months.
I think that number is high because he goes on to say that
he's had six of them thrown out of court.
I think he's creating fake lawsuits to pretend that he's
won some, whereas he has shamefully settled the lawsuits
that we're aware of publicly pretty much and the other ones
are still pending.
So yeah, I think he's just exaggerating to get a little
bit of wind back in.
All right.
But at this point, Alex, you know, if he has 12 lawsuits
pending Jesus, because I can't imagine what those other ones
are for.
Yeah, I know now.
Wouldn't we know about those lawsuits now?
Now granted, I think that there is a fair chance he can win
this one.
I have six separate lawsuits for child support.
That could be that's entirely possible.
If he's including that, that's pathetic.
But like if he like I don't know, I don't know enough about
law.
I'm not a lawyer, but I don't I don't think it's totally out
of like the realm of believability that he could win
this one against Brennan Gilmore.
Yeah, I think it's possible and I think the one again, the
Pepe copyright infringement lawsuit.
I think it's very possible who will win that as well.
That could be fair use.
Yeah, the EEOC complaints I think are much more of a toss
up.
I think he probably is going to have to settle those.
But he's not going to win against Ashley Beckford.
It doesn't seem like it, but I think I think he's going to
settle those.
I just I don't know.
There's there's like the oppression that he's presenting
doesn't make sense based on the pretty decent position he's
in that considering all he's going to do is lose a bit of
money.
Well, I mean, not against the Pope.
Well, the Pope is going to lose his treasure.
The Pope is not in play.
He's going to lose his his bust of
Andrew Jackson.
No, no, no, I was going to go with who's the who's the pilot
who has lost
Lindberg.
Yes, his bust of Lindberg.
Okay, and his baby.
Yeah, he actually has Charles Lindberg's baby.
Charles Lindberg didn't go missing.
Yeah, that was the baby.
Yeah.
Anyway, in this next clip, we've always heard Alex very
frequently talking about how the globalists keep children
tied up in their basements and what have you.
We hear where else you're going to keep.
We hear that sick fantasy all the time.
Come on now in it.
What do you got a locker and an interesting twist on this
episode?
Alex Jones presents himself and America as being the ones
trapped in the basement.
That's interesting and that's a new angle and because of that
it's not quite as gross to listen to.
Right.
So I'm going to go ahead and play it.
But just who's keeping him in the basement.
It's sick globalists and maybe one of them is a worm being
but a worm.
We'll get to that as this like our dune worm.
I don't know.
Let's see.
Okay.
And everybody knows what a pack of liars these people are,
but they're so used to creep around and being in control
and knowing that America is chained up in their basement.
You know, so they're sitting up there watching TV, big old
slobs were chained up down there in the famous cases of this.
They're getting those security checks basically.
They're like big slobs eating pointies watching television.
You know, they got like little CIA pocket protectors feeling
powerful.
Do you see?
Chained up downstairs.
They walk by, make us beg for maybe a piece of bread.
They walk down the dungeon.
They kind of strut around.
I'm feeling really powerful right now.
America.
Let me just kick you in the face a little bit.
Oh, but
Oh, but we've got both our arms out of the shackles.
And then we got our legs out and when you open the trap door
and come down and rapist globalist that physically metaphysically
even though we've been emaciated and been in the dark so long
we could hardly see.
We punched you, knocked you the ground, bit of chunk out of
you.
And now we're stumbling around with the lights on trying to
see and you're screaming for mama.
Mama hold on and here comes a big fat giant 400 pound
maggot down the stairs just slithering in.
Puss dripping out of its smell of rotting dead children's belly.
There's a big giant puss worm.
Come to save its baby.
Baby's bleeding.
Baby broke its leg when baby fell down the door.
And so
we're getting our bearings.
The light's coming back in our eyes.
We weigh about 85 pounds.
But you know what we're fighting for our lives.
Here comes that big worm.
And what are we going to do to that big giant stinking worm that
smells like dead flesh?
It's squealing like a big rat.
What are we going to do to that worm?
I mean, the only answer is murder, right?
Um, kill the worm.
If you only weigh 85 pounds, there's no, you have no chance
against the big worm.
Well, but okay.
So it's either we're going to get fucked up by the worm.
Have we ever seen a 400 pound worm?
I haven't.
Even in like the Cretaceous period in literature and fiction.
Right.
I don't.
Well, of course, there's the do giant worms.
Yes.
There is a who, who did the tremors worms?
Sure.
Sure.
They were there.
Um, I have the teenage mutant ninja worms.
I'm trying to unpack all this.
I don't know who he thinks is winning in this situation.
Well, he's winning because he's got his arms free and bit of
peace off the baby.
How did he get his arms free?
I don't know.
Can he, does he, does America have opposable or, uh, uh,
probably the thumbs that can probably Trump getting in is
his arms getting free or something like that.
If you use that metaphor.
So, um, uh, so Tillerson getting fired is the legs.
Maybe he, uh, we don't have any clips of it because it was
really inconsequential, but he's thrilled with Tillerson being
out.
Oh, of course.
Uh, cause he's a globalist double dealer.
Uh, sure.
I don't know what that means.
Naturally.
Uh, but he plays counter counter coup.
Right.
He plays where we're on our third counter.
He plays a little bit of Tillerson's, uh, farewell, uh, uh,
press conference and Alex is clearly confused by the language.
And so he's like, this is all code.
Okay.
All right.
He's like Tillerson's clearly talking to a globalist stay behind
network, stay behind network.
Yeah.
Okay.
Great.
All right.
Tillerson famously, uh, getting rid of most of the state
department has a stay behind network as well.
His deputy got fired too.
There is no one in the state.
Yeah.
No, there's nobody there.
There's no stay behind.
And the, the guy who's now running the state department is
just a torture master.
Like what, what are we doing?
We're heading to the CIA.
Yeah.
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Pompeo.
Yeah.
Pompeo's a piece of shit.
Later on, uh, the, uh, Wednesday episode, Steve Pachennick comes
on and I think anybody qualified to do anything in this fucking
administration is anybody.
Nope.
Why would the CIA director be a good secretary of state?
I don't know, man.
Alex makes the argument that the CIA is run by the state
department.
And so of course, well, that's, I mean, that's his explanation
for why it's cool to have the CIA director be our chief diplomatic,
uh, officer.
Done.
Solved.
I don't know.
Solved.
I like everything is so through the looking glass.
This is insane in terms of politics.
I don't even really how do we, how do we do the day to day?
What is happening?
I don't know what does what's going on in the world, Dan?
Nothing.
Nothing.
All right.
Everything and nothing at the same time.
Okay.
Um, no, it's a, it's a, it's a huge mess, man.
I don't know.
I don't know what to tell you.
I have no, I have no take on it.
Do you know one of the things that I find interesting about Trump
being elected is a lot of people are calling themselves dictator
for life now.
Like the Saudi Prince, uh, he's, he's King in it up now.
Well, you seem to notice a trend between who is doing it.
Yeah.
That's a good friend.
Yeah.
Uh, people who would have been checked, uh, by our state
department in the past.
That's a good point.
John Kerry's not allowing any dictators for life.
I'll tell you that right now.
People who would have been swift boating.
He's going to swift boat the shit out of that.
People who would have probably used some of our soft power in
order to be like, Hey, hold on now.
I don't know if, uh, that sort of thing is appropriate.
China and Saudi Arabia.
This is one of the, this is one of the weird things watching
our foreign policy get dismantled.
You're kind of like, ooh, our foreign policy was evil before,
but damn, well, maybe we weren't garbage.
It's kind of the difference between, um, I don't, I actually
don't believe the first part of the sentence, but I think that
the perception is there of this necessary evil.
I think that's what you kind of come away from Obama's term
with in terms of foreign policy, a lot of things that are
really fucking unacceptable, but the realities of the world
we live in, uh, necessitate some of it.
Um, and now we're just in anarchy.
Yeah.
We're just basically in a foreign policy of, uh, I mean,
yeah, you're, you're look Russia, you are probing to destroy
our power grid.
Yeah.
We get it, but our response is, come on guys, come on guys.
Well, I mean, today we're recording this on Thursday.
Uh, they did set those new sanctions.
That's true.
Right.
But they're not really targeted.
No, they're against like, they're against like 18 guys.
They're wildly, uh, in, uh, inappropriate.
And they're absolutely not targeted towards the Russian
oligarchs themselves.
No, because maybe just maybe Donald Trump owes them a shit ton
of money.
Yeah.
Um, I think that what you look at, I was, I read a really
interesting article, uh, written by someone we're going to talk
about a little bit later on the podcast in preparation for this
Pajennec.
No, uh, a new, a new cat, uh, it's coming into the fold.
Um, and only very on the periphery.
Um, but he was making the argument a long while back.
I think it was an article from like 2009 about, uh, the United
States hegemony and the, uh, unipolar power in the world.
Right.
And how a lot of people know it's gone.
Well, a lot of people are against that.
Yes.
And the reason, uh, that they're against that is that they believe
that if that power were destroyed, you'd end up in a multipolar
world or a place where there was much more, um, universal, uh,
respect and power between countries.
Right.
And the reality that he argued for is that what would happen in
the absence of us, uh, power, uh, unipolarity is chaos and
international anarchy.
Yes.
And sure, seems we're similar to the current time.
I'm not sure if I believe all of his, uh, his premises, but it does
look based on the things that you were talking about, people saying,
like, I'm just going to be empowered.
I'm just going to do that.
I'm just going to do whatever I want.
Yeah.
It seems like we're at the beginnings of what could be an
era of international, uh, anarchy.
Right.
And the only end result of that is someone at some point down
the road deciding, yeah, I'm going to be the unipolar power now
being able to do that.
The only country other than us that would do that is China.
Yes.
Russia wouldn't do that.
They don't have the economy for it.
They don't have the capability either because they're not,
they're technically speaking, neither does China.
I mean, once again, well, they can only you.
They can only exercise their economic power over thing.
At the end of the day, America has all of the guns, like
essentially our military, what our military is all of the other
major countries, uh, plus a million combined, like, right.
It's, it's intense how much military strength we have.
I, I, the good news is, I honestly don't think that there's
any way that we would use most of it.
Well, the good news is, right.
Uh, is that now that we do have all of this military power and
we see people challenging America's hegemony and there's no
possible way with our stable and wonderful government that we
will use that in a negative possibility way.
There's no way.
I still have some faith that it'll not come to that.
I don't know.
Anyway, I never know.
On to this next clip where, uh, Alex makes his claim.
So this lawsuit, this lawsuit, um, is about the defamation of
character that he put, uh, towards the Pope.
Nope, Brendan Gilmore.
Right.
And if you recall in the day might be the shadow Pope, no,
have we considered dark Pope situation?
There's the black Pope.
Not there is the black Pope.
Um, in the day of and after the Charlottesville rally, Alex had
Jason Kessler, the guy who organized the, the unite the right
rally on his show to say a bunch of stupid bullshit.
Great.
Could fly in his face, but Alex's defense about why he's not
guilty of the thing that he's being, uh, charged with, uh, is
that, uh, the lawsuit left off one word and they misquoted him.
Oh no.
And I don't think this is going to fly.
I forget the name of the headline.
It's in the suit, but they distorted it.
Um, I've got it over here somewhere.
Here's, here's Reuters whenever sending me fake headlines.
I went and checked it wasn't even our headlines.
Let me find it right here.
It was, um, bombshell connection between Charlottesville,
Soros, and they cut chaos off.
And then again, they edited this bombshell connection towards
Soros needs to be charged and arrested for sedition and causing
Charlottesville chaos.
And I have all the documents here where he funds Antifa.
So again, they've edited all this.
It's, it's amazing.
We're getting Lee Stranahan back on a sky point.
Again, the guy who writes for Sputnik.
Um, so, so one, he doesn't have any documents aside from the, uh,
unenforceable bullshit contract that he's described in the past.
Yes.
Um, which now I am also not a lawyer.
I'm not even a law student at Georgetown University civil rights
client, but I don't think a judge is going to be like, well,
yeah, of course you got that contract.
So you're right.
No, no, no, he's talking about the fucking, uh, contracts that
he found on 4chan that were fake.
Yes.
Yeah.
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Exactly.
Those would not judge, judge isn't going to let those fly.
No, those are fake.
Right.
Those are absolutely not real.
So who's going to trial 4chan is going to trial.
Right.
Why would they mislead me and make me say things?
Of course.
Right.
He's talking a lot of lawsuit.
Let's chill there.
Free speech.
Ah, now Alex is going to turn the buck.
He won't do that.
He's going to pretend that these things are real, but also the
defense of like, they're suing me saying that I said George
Soros caused, uh, should be charged for sedition for causing
Charlottesville, but what he meant is he caused Charlottesville
chaos.
That's weak.
I don't know what I don't know the difference there.
I think in the modern, uh, parlance, uh, the vernacular,
right?
The cause.
So long.
If you say you caused Charlottesville, Charlottesville,
what you're saying is, uh, Soros is the reason that that woman
was murdered.
Well, yeah, but Alex would say, he would say that, yeah, I
believe that because I paid, uh, Soros paid Antifa to agitate
and that's what led to her dying in the first place.
Yeah.
But isn't that the distinction in using the word chaos as
opposed to just Charlottesville?
Like I like describing it as Charlottesville chaos says that
Soros is the reason crazy shit happened.
Not Soros is responsible for the murder.
No, no, cause I think if you look, if you look at like when
we say Charlottesville, we're talking about the mass.
Yes.
The chaos.
Yes.
So Charlottesville and Charlottesville chaos, I think are
synonymous to a certain extent.
Yeah.
This is not a glaring omission.
Uh, if this is what the lawsuit says, and I think it would be
very by Reuters though, it'd be very easy.
Uh, this, uh, not stand up in court.
No.
Um, so in this next clip, Alex Jones talks dirty about his wife.
Okay.
And then throws it and then throws it.
Wait, what?
Yeah.
He loves to talk dirty about his wife.
And then he throws it to commercial, uh, with Ted Nugent.
I mean, me personally, see, I'm not like these globalists that are
in little kids and stuff.
That's why I like big, you know, full on the whole nine yards
Maryland road type woman.
I'm married happily.
The point is, and I tell you, I make the joke.
My wife, she was her car.
She wouldn't be street legal.
People say, what does that mean?
You know, I mean, she's got so much horsepower.
It means we fuck.
She's gonna horsepower.
He drives a black hellcat like I do.
Let's crank this up.
This is the Motor City madman.
We got the full interview coming later in the week.
I did with him last week or a week and a half ago, Ted Nugent.
He got you in a stranglehold, you globalist.
All right, stay with us.
We got one of the other reporters sued by the Vatican on the other side.
He should just be a DJ.
Yeah.
He would be so much happy.
That was seamless.
Like he would be so much happy.
First of all, I mean, I think it's gross the way he talks
about his wife, uh, but then a little bit, it's between them.
It's their business.
If she's fine with that, then whatever.
I'm not going to be offended.
I guess it's poor taste.
Probably, uh, but then like him being like, she's not one thing
I say about my wife.
We fuck good.
She's not street.
Maybe she has other qualities.
Nope.
She has, she's not street legal cause she's got too much horsepower.
Too much horsepower.
Speaking of horsepower, this guy drives the same car as me and
then he got rid of the hellcat.
I think he, I think he said he was going to sell it, but then he didn't.
Ah, yeah.
Uh, but then he's like, this guy's got the same car as me.
Let's go to Ted Nugent and then he weaves in the name of the song being
like, we got you globalist in a stranglehold.
Right.
That's true.
In terms of DJing, that's pretty smooth.
Yeah.
I, if you gave him like five minutes in between like an hour of solid music,
he'd be amazing.
Yeah.
He'd probably be amazing.
He'd be competent.
Well, fair enough.
Um, so that's about his new wife.
This next clip, he talks about his old wife.
She is definitely street legal.
When they run their mouths, which they're already doing outside of that
court with the stuff they're saying, you do that.
And like I said, I got Tom Brokaw saying that I'm an unalloyed racist,
which means a committed 100% racist.
You are literally every time he says the quote, unalloyed racist.
He has to define it cause he knows his audience has no idea what that means.
Yeah.
Um, also, I don't have any clips of this in here, but he's like statute of
limitations.
It's coming up on Brokaw.
Got to sue him.
So he's that.
No, that doesn't make sense.
He's now going to sue Tom Brokaw.
Oh man.
Now he's not going to do it.
We got called to testify in the is Alex Jones a racist case?
God, we would crush it.
I have a, I have a little bit of an archive of, uh, yeah, we might,
we might have a case of circumstantial evidence, certainly indicating.
Anyway, uh, he's not going to do that though.
It's all just shit talk to trying to strike from the fact that he's being
sued by literally everybody.
It's probably bad that he talks about being sued a lot on his show.
Yeah.
That's not a good sign.
Uh, let's see where this goes.
We got me protesting the KKK.
Sure.
See the offense.
You know, at my sister's Korean adopted, you know, my, my wife's part
Jewish and some makes my kids.
I mean, I guess the Nazis are right.
My kids, I guess might be able to go, I think go to history or whatever.
I never thought of that, but yeah.
Uh, again, not the hell.
Well, I mean, they would, they would be able to.
Yeah.
That's, that's true.
Yeah.
Um, but also go fuck yourself.
That doesn't make any goddamn sense.
That's not a fake laugh.
That's an uncomfortable laugh.
Yeah.
Because the entirety of his children are Jewish.
No, that's not why, that's not why, because for the entirety of his career
up till this point, he's been denying that Kelly was part Jewish or that her
mother was Jewish.
That's true.
And thereby denying that his children were Jewish because the complaint
that his anti-Semitic critics made against him, which again, they're
wrong, but they would, they said that Alex Jones was working for Israel
and that Kelly was Jewish and that made their kids Jewish and that meant
that they could have right of return to go to Israel when they had
committed all of these crimes speaking.
Yes, they could, right?
Right.
But that doesn't give them protection from committing a bunch of crimes
and stuff and then running to Israel for asylum or whatever.
So it works.
That, that nonsense is crazy.
But the reason that that clip to me is like, that's damning.
Is that fake, uncomfortable laugh is covering him saying, I'd never
thought about that.
You fucking thought about that.
Oh, yeah.
All the years you've been fucking denying that your family is has
Judy Jewish roots.
I mean, we, we talked about his conspiracy theory about exactly
that, the right of return.
Yeah.
He was crazy about it.
Then it just occurred to him that that would also apply to his
children.
Well, that doesn't make sense at all.
And for almost his, like I would say at least the last decade of his
career, there have been people who have been harassing him and say,
like, there was an episode.
I couldn't find the clip of it because I forgot what episode it was from,
but we've covered it on the show.
There's a guy who called in who's like, I've been inside your house.
Yes.
I recall that.
And he was saying that his family was Jewish, right?
Alex specifically said, my ex-wife isn't Jewish.
Really?
Yeah.
He says it over and over again.
He, he's probably bad.
He has known this forever.
People have thrown it in his face.
And again, I need to keep repeating.
They're wrong.
Their argument is wrong and stupid.
But the fact that Alex has made a change now in his using Kelly's
heritage in order to protect himself from accusations that he's racist
means crazy, crazy how much, uh, the way you feel about things
changes when they become valuable to you.
Yeah.
Really crazy how that happened.
Yeah.
It's principles are really, really important until they get into your
way and you have to abandon them.
Yeah.
It's pretty fucked up.
Yeah.
That's crazy.
I just, I always get very interested when there's anomalies and behavior
and this is a big one.
This is a really big one.
You know what?
That's a really interesting question to me.
Did he know his wife's Jewish heritage?
Yes.
One thousand before they got married.
One thousand percent.
You think so?
They ended up getting married because of like common law marriage, but they
were together for a really long time before they ended up getting married.
There's no way that he hadn't met her mom and known that she's Jewish.
Now, well, he could just be such an asshole that he'd never care.
There you go.
I do not put that past him.
It seems, it seems difficult.
The idea of Alex Jones not being that much of an asshole seems far more
unlikely to me than him being on good terms, but you any Jewish person
that you're, you're forgetting that this is years and years ago.
Alex Jones.
It's not 2018 2017.
That's true.
Alex Jones.
That's a good point.
He was still an asshole, but he could sit down and listen to somebody.
That's possible.
I think he would be, I think he'd do a nice job talking to the in-laws.
Fair enough.
Like that sort of thing.
But anyway, that brings us to the end of Tuesday.
Okay.
Tuesday's show has come and gone.
There were a couple of interviews, but they're not really important.
A lady named Brittany Pettybone was on the show and she was just,
Oh yeah, the Pettybone.
She was just on because Tommy Robinson mentioned her the day before
because she was trying to interview him and got.
So her name is fake too?
What's up?
Yeah.
Yeah.
It's not really a good interview at all.
Cause I assume Tommy Robinson only knows people by their fake pseudonyms.
Yeah.
Um, the interview is mostly about how Alex is getting sued by the Pope.
Uh, and so he just tries to be like, well, my oppression is pretty,
pretty intense, right?
He's trying to impress her with, uh, his plight.
Gotcha.
Uh, and it's kind of lame.
Um, and then Lee Stranahan, who again is a writer for Sputnik and is getting
sued along with Alex.
And they just talk about how like this goes real deep.
Yes.
Of course.
Hey, follow the money, follow the money, eventually get back to the Pope.
That's the, that's what I knew about the Watergate scandal, right?
Yeah.
Yeah.
That's why Nixon actually resigned.
Totally.
It's because the Pope made him.
Mm hmm.
Okay.
All right.
There we go.
You get it.
I'm, I get it now.
It's the Jesuits.
Jesuits.
Yeah.
Yeah.
The five Jesuit bankers.
That's who is, uh, that's who is suing him.
Exactly.
So we move on to Wednesday and on Wednesday, Alex has gotten some insider
information.
Uh huh.
Uh, he's still complaining a lot about the lawsuit, but there were those
bombings in Austin.
You know, remember?
Yes.
That's true.
Alex has heard from very reliable inside sources some information
about these bombings that he wants to convey to his office.
Well, the Pope was just there.
Absolutely.
I, I, when I was giving the info, I said, well, am I able to put this out?
I don't want to hurt the investigation.
They said, yeah, we've determined we're going to let you break it because
I think the police just want you to see when it comes out credible.
We are in fact, get me a Don Salazar in here, please.
Uh, no kids overwhelmed.
Everybody's agree.
Great job.
Just get a Don here.
Um, and I meant to have our security folks.
We didn't want to search it on our own phones.
Right.
Uh, search type of bombs, but, um, don't look up bombs on your phones.
Put them in the refrigerator and I'm going to break when we come back
the exclusive of the, of the bomb.
I saw it.
And we're giving this by the FBI and by the other people at Vegas.
So when it comes out, we're right.
People can understand that they're good people in the government and never
happens has real sources.
They see patriots know how to save info wars.
Tom Brady to give us the best information.
Two explosions in Austin.
One dead, two injured.
Uh, that was on Monday.
It was another one on March 2nd.
And a Don, I'm going to give you the exclusive during the break.
Um, and do me a favor.
Go get the, uh, one of the security guys, you know, the one I'm talking about
cause I want to be able to have him help you with this cause I meant to come
in early and get with you and give you the details of the weapons.
The, these are bombs cooked on the, on the front porch of the house.
Takes about 20 minutes.
There are pressure relief bomb and that's why it's so bizarre.
This person is in broad daylight, mixing and cooking the bomb and then
putting it on the porch.
And when the person doesn't have a culture off the top, it detonates and
that's the main reason law enforcement wants us to go ahead and do this
cause higher ups are saying don't release it.
They're like, no, people need to know if there's more of these bombs.
So if there's something on your front porch, do not touch it.
We'll be right back.
That last thing is fine.
Did you order anything from Amazon?
Don't touch it.
That last home cooked bomb, that last piece of advice.
Don't touch it.
Somebody just double, double-toiled and troubled you, my friend.
Well, the, so Alex is saying that his law enforcement sources have
given this information so he can report it.
And when the truth comes out, the police go to info wars first to make
him look good.
Right.
So in the end, once all the facts are out, you know, we'll be like, oh
shit, Alex does have real sources.
Also, hold on.
If you are cooking a bomb, take more than 20 minutes.
Be thorough.
I would, I would assume.
That's all, that's all I'm going to say.
Slow cook your bombs.
Yeah.
Absolutely.
Get a, get a Dutch oven.
I do.
Um, so Alex is assertion here and it doesn't change over the course
of the show.
The only things that he says about this secret information is that they
are amateurish bombs, which I think anyone could assume.
I would hope so.
Uh, also that someone is making them on porches in front of their neighbors,
which is crazy.
It's a great idea.
That seems unlikely because it kind of undo undoes all of the advantages
that bombing.
One of the reasons that you bomb things are so you don't have to be there.
That's a smart idea for very long.
You generally throw them or drop them somewhere and then run away.
I, I see like one of those, uh, a suburban cul-de-sacs where he's just
out on the front porch, a nice, nice little, uh, McMansion house and he's
just stirring up some bomb shit and waving it.
Hey, you're mowing your lawn.
It's a great day today.
I'm making a bomb.
Right.
You ever make a bomb?
It seems like that would put the, uh, would be bomber in an incredibly
vulnerable position.
It's not a good idea.
It seems like, uh, and, and look, I don't, I don't know the reality of the
situation.
I don't have fake sources, but I do think that if you're going to bomb
something, that is not the plan.
Like that's not, you would, if you, if you Googled how to make a bomb and
you found this result, sit on someone's porch for 20 minutes, right?
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All right.
You'd be like, I'm going to go to the next result.
Yeah.
Yeah.
That seems for the first time, I'm going to go to the second page of Google
results.
That seems like a bad way to make a bomb.
Not a good way to make a bomb, but I don't know.
Let's, I mean, we'll see how this plays out, uh, also on, uh, Tuesday.
How would you make a bomb?
I wouldn't.
Um, also on Wednesday, that's, that's a less fun.
What?
I wouldn't make a bomb.
I would.
I would make a bomb.
I'd make a bong.
I wouldn't have an apple.
Nice.
Nice.
Or a pant, like a mechanical pencil bong.
I think junior high.
I think if I were capable of making a bomb, I might make a bomb, not, not to
use or, or abuse in any way, physically capable.
I, yeah, but I'm not really capable emotionally.
I have a lot of fears built up inside about bombs.
Like are you politically capable?
Uh, oh yeah.
Absolutely.
All right.
You've heard my political speak.
Yeah, that's fair.
Um, so on Wednesday, it also came out, uh, not only is Alex Jones getting sued.
Fox news is getting sued.
Yeah.
By, uh, by, uh, the Seth Rich family, right?
Seth Rich's parents.
Thank God.
Um, I'm going to read here from this mother Jones article about it.
Um, this is a lawsuit that's against Fox news, one of their reporters and a
guest on Fox news.
The suit accuses Fox news reporter Malia Zimmerman and occasional guest Ed
Batowski of having intentionally exploited Seth Rich's death by promoting
the theory that Rich was killed after he leaked thousands of Democratic party
emails to WikiLeaks.
The nation's intelligence agencies have concluded that the Russian government
directed the hack of Democratic emails.
The suit also claims that the defendants acted in such a way, uh, that it made
it appear as if Joel and Mary rich Seth's parents were involved in and confirmed
the substance of the smear campaign.
So the reality of everything, uh, that is real is that Seth Rich was shot
twice in the early morning hours of July 10th, 2016, not far from his home in
Washington, DC.
Police suspect burglary.
Yes.
He died.
Failed robbery.
He died soon after at a nearby hospital.
He was conscious.
If it was some sort of, um, like, uh, assassination, he would have had all
Larry Nichols on any of those sorts of that.
But again, that is crazy for me to even say that that is even like, I think
inappropriate.
Yeah.
And I want to walk that back.
Absolutely.
Uh, but his killers were never caught.
DC police have said they believe Rich's killing was the result of a botched
robbery in the absence of definitive answers.
Conspiracy theories have proliferated online claiming without evidence that
Rich was murdered under more suspicious circumstances on May 16th, 2017,
almost a year after Rich's death.
Zimmerman, uh, who's being sued, published a story that seemed to bolster
these theories titled slain DNC staffer had contact with WikiLeaks, say
multiple sources.
The report quoted an unnamed federal investigator who claimed to have
quote seen and read the emails between Seth Rich and WikiLeaks and was
heavily promoted on Fox local, sorry, host Sean Hannity peddled Zimmerman's
findings on multiple occasions.
Yet a week later, Fox retracted the story after the Rich family filed a
complaint, uh, and the sources for Zimmerman's report refuted what she had
written.
One of Zimmerman's supposed sources, a private investigator named Rod Wheeler
later filed his own suit against Fox news Zimmerman and Butowski for
allegedly fabricating quotes attributed to him that connected Rich with
WikiLeaks.
Also, there have been a number of emails from Butowski that have come out, uh,
that are a part of this lawsuit.
One of them is going to read you here.
Um, this is a email that Butowski wrote, uh, to a bunch of Fox news
producers, including Steve Ducey, Gavin Haddon, Ainsley Earnhardt and Brian
Kilmeade regarding would bomb Steve Ducey.
Okay.
Uh, regarding that article that she was rewriting, uh, if you have any
questions about the story or more information needed, call me at blank
phone number.
I'm actually the one who's putting this together, but as you know, I keep
my name out of things because I have no credibility.
One of the big conclusions we need to draw from this is that the Russians
did not hack our computer systems and steal emails.
And there was no collusion, uh, with Trump and the Russians.
So there's a bunch of like, that's a pretty incriminating email.
Yeah.
People gotta not incriminate themselves with email.
And there are more.
Yeah.
Very clear.
And so this, uh, these are the worst criminals.
They're so bad at it.
Yeah.
They should learn how to make a bomb.
Mm hmm.
Mm hmm.
So, um, at this point, they are the, uh, porch bomb makers, uh, of news at
this point, this lawsuit is going to be successful.
Absolutely.
This is going to be a disastrous lawsuit and it's going to be very
difficult for, um, the people on the right to have to deal with Roger
Stone is also in play with this because he pushed a lot of it on Alex's
show, but here's the good news about this.
That lawsuit is not about saying that Seth Rich was killed because of the
DNC hacks or anything like that.
It's about specifically this conspiracy that Ed Butowski, Malia Zimmerman
and executives at Fox conspired in.
Yes.
That's what it's about.
Yes.
So Alex knows that he can insinuate himself in it and try and flex and be like,
come sue me because I talk about the Seth Rich shit too.
Right.
And he knows he's safe because that's not what the lawsuit is about.
Right.
Right.
Right.
Right.
So he postures a little bit here, uh, on this and then makes a weird, uh,
uh, admission.
It's Fox news.
So with this lawsuit, all right.
One of these days, I'm going to keep track of how many times I interview
it.
Well, look, look, you say things and then you're like, and now this next clip
and I don't have enough.
I don't have time to respond before you're mad at me for interrupting
interruption.
Totally fine.
I disagree.
But when I say in this next clip that, but you're always say something huge
and then you're like, and in this next clip, and it's like, I want to
respond to this to be fair.
All of that was set up for this clip.
All right.
But anyway, sorry.
Go ahead.
No, I insist after you.
You can have this dance.
Okay.
All right.
Uh, it with, with this lawsuit, because it is not about what Fox news
personalities said, right?
Can they force an on air apology because I don't think that they're
capable of doing that, right?
01:01:11,300 --> 01:01:16,200
So what they can do is get a shit ton of money out of this as well as
censorship and, and all that kind of stuff, but they can't send sure
sure, not, not censure.
I think they could make, um, like Ed botowski or Malia Zimmerman make
an apology or something like that.
You want making an apology.
You want the dude.
You want the hand.
You want the fucking Hannity and do see.
Yeah.
Going on TV saying we literally lied to you, but I think you could
introduce into the court record and all that that this story is a
product of a conspiracy to commit fraud and propaganda.
Right.
I don't know how helpful that is.
You're right.
Yeah, but that's cause that's what you need out of this lawsuit is
you need these guys to go on Fox news and say I lied.
You know, based on this, you know, you know what though?
I think that this, uh, case could be a building block because if
they're successful in this lawsuit, then you can establish that the
story is based in this conspiracy between Ed botowski, uh, Malia
Zimmerman and Fox news.
That's a good point.
And then at that point, you could probably bring smaller suits
against people who pushed the narratives, especially the people
who worked at Fox news,
but they have plausible.
Well, they don't have plausible deniability, but they do have
deniability, but you couldn't, you couldn't sue them for damages
or anything like that, but you could sue them to retract.
Yeah.
Or something like that.
Right.
So possibly, but they already retracted the story.
Fox news did, but Sean Hannity said, I don't.
Oh, really?
Yeah.
That fucking monster.
And Roger.
God, I hate Steve and Roger stone has Roger stone hasn't.
He was talking about it on the hit the show.
Yeah, but Roger stone is untouchable.
Yeah.
Somehow he is, he is a miracle worker fancy little Teflon dances
around like a fucking leprechaun and a goddamn fairy ring.
So anyway, in this next clip, Alex talks about that lawsuit.
I think he wants in, but only in as much as he knows he can't be
in, right?
Because of what the suit is actually about, right?
He wants in on the fake version of it that he's presenting.
Yeah, which is a smart move for him, which, but it doesn't exist.
Of course not.
And then he makes a start, which has never bothered him at the
best.
He makes a startling admission at the end of this clip.
And it's the same thing.
Fox News.
The next day sued Democratic Party funded.
That's admitted for questioning Seth Rich's murder and saying
he might be the source.
That's not why.
Nope.
It's not the suit of the wiki league.
And then a son says, we don't give up sources, but it should
be investigated because he's a source.
Not quite what this whole emotion thing.
Well, it's the parents and they're suing.
She says she can't work anymore after her son was killed because
of the murder and coverage.
Lady, I'm sorry.
Seth got killed.
We're trying to find out who did it.
There's still haven't been found.
And if we investigate that, are you going to sue me?
You're not investigating.
Well, I got to keep speaking.
See, I'm not here to get my own bacon out of things.
I'm here to try to get all the bacon out of the fire.
So people that are self centered out there think, Oh, Jones,
man, he's always lawsuits against him.
Oh my God.
Did you know that actually we're budgeting all this out?
It's always the same.
It's crazy.
As each suit comes in, more money comes in and it's always
what's budgeted for what we need.
It's it's it's biblical.
Oh, what a coincidence.
No, what a coincidence.
No.
The more I get sued and the more I scream about how if you
don't give me money, we'll be destroyed.
More money comes in.
We budget it almost like it's biblical.
That boy, boy, that's fucked up.
That's fucked up.
Yeah.
He shouldn't say stuff like that on the air.
That is fucked up.
Yeah.
But again, you see, you see what he's doing there.
He's creating a fake version of the lawsuit in order to, you
know, be like flex for his audience to be like, right, right.
What we care more about solving your son's murder than you do
lady.
Yeah.
So are you going to get mad when we investigate it?
And by investigate, I mean, use him as a prop.
Yeah, I would be mad.
Give me any sign of an investigation that they've done.
No, I don't have one.
Any, any, like anything.
Well, I don't have like, did they even do interviews?
Well, I'm, hold on.
Does hearsay count as investigation?
That's a good point.
Cause if so, in court, in court, sure doesn't.
Um, so, um, at this point we're, we're in Wednesday and on
Tuesday evening, there was a, uh, special election in the
Pennsylvania 18th district.
Right.
It didn't go well for anybody.
Well, I think it went great for Democrats now.
Well, I mean, for technically speaking, for Democrats, not
for the humans.
Well, yeah.
Conor Lamb isn't the greatest, uh, candidate ever now.
Um, no, he's not, but what you take away from that, the, uh,
the, that, uh, that district going plus 20 for Trump before
and then a dead heat.
Now you look at numbers like that.
You're like, oh boy, that matches up with a lot of other
things we've seen.
Yeah.
Uh, this, uh, sort of normalization coming to the middle.
I mean, it's just a, it's just the Republican light is the
reason we got Republican hard.
That's the issue.
That's the situation that gave us Trump in the fucking
first place.
This idea of neoliberalism being a fucking thing.
Yeah.
It's not.
It's just Republicanism 30 years ago.
That all neoliberalism is Republicanism isn't a word.
I don't want to, I don't necessarily want to engage with
that because it's irrelevant to the matter at hand.
Fair enough.
Uh, I don't care.
I don't live in Pennsylvania.
I'm not a Conor Lamb supporter.
Fair enough necessarily.
Also, uh, Scott Adams ends up coming on the show today.
God damn it.
You're not going to listen to him, but it is funny because
Alex keeps calling him Dilbert accidentally.
It's hilarious.
He's like, uh, we got Scott Dilbert.
I mean, Scott Adams is on the show.
He keeps, he does it like four times.
Yeah.
Um, and Scott Adams's argument is that Conor Lamb won because
he's the person who were a lot of voters.
Most of Trump.
That doesn't track solid spin though.
It is solid spin.
Um, so anyway, here's Alex.
It could be that the other candidate was the dumbest possible
fucking candidate they could ever have run.
Hey, I don't know.
Seems to be a trend.
Yeah.
That's a good point.
Roy Moore.
That's a good point.
Uh, anyway, here's Alex's take on the Pennsylvania election.
Spoiler alert.
The Democrats stole it.
And I haven't gotten into the special congressional election.
You know, the big question is, did the Democrats cheat?
They, the Democrats only winning by that congressional special
election, 641 votes.
They said he was 10 points ahead the whole time.
That's how they manipulate the population.
People have a bandwagon effect.
Nope.
And that's an argument that he keeps making is that like, um,
the Democrats say that their guy is going to win by a bunch.
They said that Doug Jones is going to win by a ton and that
makes the right disenfranchised and not want to come out and
vote, which is a stupid argument.
That's a dumb argument.
The more the right would feel threatened, the more likely they
are to come out.
Like every report on all of that shit was like, holy shit,
he's only down by three.
That's bananas.
Yeah.
Yeah.
And when he says he's up 10 or whatever, it's up, like
the predictions were up 10 versus compared to yes.
The 2016.
Exactly.
It wasn't that he was, he'd made a 30 point swing.
No.
Um, so anyway, Democrats stole it.
Obviously.
He's already declared victory.
Pope.
Look at that.
Another smiley face to establish an enhancement of the
globalist.
Yay.
Attack his appearance.
And all of that's unfolding.
And the Democrats organize people all over the place to get
folks to vote in the names of dead people.
It's on record.
So if somebody loses in a big state by 600, you better believe
they got it stolen.
Hmm.
The poll said Roy Moore was 15 points.
Do you mean like George fucking Bush?
Oh, neighbors.
Some precincts had more people vote than were on the voter
rolls for the Democrat.
Right.
Right.
The Democrat.
Um, this, uh, this is interesting because I mean, what
are you saying essentially is that if you ever have a close
race, that shit was stolen.
That shit was stolen.
Has he ever seen the, I feel like he saw the movie Black
Sheep starring, uh, uh, what?
Chris Farley and Tommy boy.
Yeah.
And he was like, well, that's obviously how elections work.
Yeah.
This old white lady goes crazy.
Um, so, uh, I mean, you really want to get, I don't fucking
care.
Um, not about you, not about you or, you know, my problem with
Black Sheep, right?
Didn't get enough into policy.
I didn't, I really, at this point, I don't know who to be
rooting for.
That's a fair point.
Yeah.
I didn't mean that.
I don't want to get into what you're talking about.
I meant more.
I don't want to get into what Alex is talking about because
it's fucking stupid and it's just like, if the, like, if the
Republican had won by 640 votes, he would have been like,
congratulations on defeating the Democratic on a slot.
Against all odds.
Yeah.
Against the polling saying that you would never win.
This is Trump 2.0 is what this is.
But he says something unfortunate at the end there where
he says that more votes were cast than registered voters.
Right.
Like in Black Sheep.
They all went to Democrats.
Like in Black Sheep.
You can trace this back to, uh, article on a website called
daily world update.
Um, that's got to be a bad website.
It's, uh, political trolling and satire website.
Of course.
It's a completely fake website.
Uh, so also if people were voting in the names of dead
people, they could have just voted in their own names.
Well, they could have done that.
Yeah.
They're not voting.
He, what he's saying is not that they're voting twice.
No, no, no.
He is that they're just like voting in the name of dead people.
He's saying they're voting 10 times in the names of dead people.
Oh yeah.
And shit like that.
There's actually a really interesting rant he goes on, uh,
where he's talking about how like everybody says it's the
illegals.
It's not.
It's winos.
That is an interesting argument.
He's like, so he's saying that the homeless are voting.
Well, he's had to move on because of the, like the toxicity
of these hearings about Chris Kobosh is, uh, his voter, uh,
uh, inquiry, uh, shit that he's done where do you mean the
fact that it was the fucking worst where they were analyzing
people's names to see if they were Anglo.
Yeah.
Like that, that sort of stuff.
Yeah, of course.
Like that is, that is unscientific and racist.
I mean, it's Alex realizes enough that he's like, I gotta
twist this narrative a little bit hobos.
Yeah.
It was hobos.
I mean, but hobos have the legal right to vote.
They get on a bunch of whiskey and they stumble in drunk to
voting places and like, yeah, I'm him.
Yeah.
Why haven't we seen that in presidential election coverage?
Like, okay, we break down the white vote, the black vote and
the drunk vote.
Have we considered adding the drunk vote?
How much does the drunk vote swing an election?
It's not real.
This is all nonsense.
I want that put into demographics.
You want the hobo vote?
I want the hobo vote.
I think a lot of, if I ever get elected for anything, it's
going to be because of the hobo.
I think one of the unfortunate things that you're going to
run the hobo for your political career and aspirations.
The threatening to bomb Steve Ducey.
Well, that's going to be a part of it.
That might be a popular thing though.
Another part of it too is that a lot of the times you're going
to run into a lot of felonies in the homeless community in
the hobo community.
They don't tend to have the right to vote as much.
Yeah.
You're going to run into a lot of people enthusiastically
on your side.
It is true.
But without the rights.
Yeah.
Hey, great.
Our justice system is awesome.
Well, I mean, you can only really be on drugs and loiter
for so long before you get a trumped up charge of some sort.
Yeah, or just have a severe mental illness and have been
kicked out because Reagan destroyed the anyways.
Yeah.
Anyways, if you think Reagan was a good president, fuck off.
So speaking of people with mental illness.
Yes.
At this point on the show on Wednesday, Alex Jones has his
boy.
It's tough to figure out who's the worst.
Oh, it's either first or second worst guest of the day.
Okay, Dilbert doesn't rank.
He's just boring now.
He's just nonsense and Rogers.
He's just the guy who made Dilbert who gives a shit what
he has to think.
Yeah.
And you know what for the stuff he's saying is like is not
good, but he's so boring.
Yeah.
He's he's like Dilbert.
He's a David Knight ish kind of boring where he sounds
analytical, but what he's saying is just nonsense.
He's like, we don't have to worry about these kids walking
out of their schools to protest gun laws because the kids are
the stupidest people in the society like if sure doesn't
seem like it.
Scott Adams creator of Dilbert.
Hey, Dilbert, maybe Dilbert.
The reason they're protesting is they don't want to get shot
at school.
It seems like that's a smart move.
So but he still doesn't write not creating Catbert.
He's a cat.
Bert was actually my favorite character.
Hey, because I like cats.
Oh, okay.
And I like that song cool for cats.
By squeeze by squeeze.
All right.
Anyway, I don't think he made that song though.
So the two the two top awful guests on the show.
Yes.
Our Steve Pachanik and one Steve Pachanik keeping a streak
alive one Gavin McGinnis.
Oh, no.
How is he still around boy?
He hasn't been around hasn't bombed him.
He hasn't been around for a while.
It's been a long time since I've seen him on Alex's show.
So when we last met Gavin McGinnis, he was saying that most
blackface was reverent.
Right.
Yep.
I believe sounds right.
He's created the definitely not racist, not misogynistic
fraternity, the proud boys and the fraternal nights of the
proud boys around and trying to people up at liberal rallies
and what you know like like Gallagher to he bought
Al Jolson's material.
He's been going around as Al Jolson to you know that right.
I've heard that.
Yeah.
I've heard that's a very famous truth back then.
He was working for rebel media.
Right.
He had a show on rebel media.
Did the Gavin McGinnis show and then I believe he left that
and started working for opi or not opi.
I was going to say opi ain't there no more neither Anthony
Cumia.
He started working for Anthony Cumia and compound media.
I believe because that that's his business and he had a
Gavin McGinnis show there.
But I believe that his sense ended and now he has another
show that I believe is just on YouTube.
Is it also called the Gavin McGinnis show?
No, get this.
It's called get off my lawn.
These are the least amount.
How do we lose the least imagine of people in the world?
We're not losing to Gavin McGinnis.
No, that's true.
Gavin McGinnis sucks so much.
He probably has more viewers than you.
Yeah, he probably.
Oh, absolutely.
Absolutely.
In a certain sense, we are to be fair.
It's like to the get off my lawn show.
Like if we one time just decided to do like with our
abilities and our intelligence just decided to do an episode
where we were intentionally antagonistic and racist.
I bet we'd get a lot of new followers.
I agree.
I agree.
I think you're right.
They would quickly learn like, oh, these.
Oh, we got fucked.
And some of our fans would be like, that was not worth it.
Yeah, of course.
So we will never do something like that.
But yeah, of course, it's very, very easy to attract followers
when you're hateful.
Here's what we should do, right?
When you're hateful.
We should do the opposite of that.
We should call our show get on my lawn and then the next
recommendation.
So if we get popular enough with get on my lawn.
That's not even the after after watching get off my
lawn.
The next recommended video will be get on my lawn.
That's not that's not the opposite.
What's the opposite?
Get on my yard.
Good on my yard on my lawn.
There we go.
Get on the yard of my lawn.
Go yard on my lawn for playing baseball.
Hit a couple of dingers on my lawn.
So Gavin McGinnis sucks.
Yeah.
He's the worst and I'd like to apologize to our listeners
for making you listen to him.
But it's worth it on some level.
How did he how do these guys become successful?
Well, he started vice.
Right.
No, exactly.
That's how it's successful.
How did he how is it that this monster he started vice
and then quickly got kicked out right because of of course.
Yeah, because he hired people who are like, oh, we work for
Gavin McGinnis.
Shit.
And this really weird, fairly hostile, abusive, male
dominated workplace would be much more fun without that guy.
Yeah.
So they kicked him out.
He made some money far out is telling me in the in the chat
room that he was on Kenny versus Spenny, which I don't care
about.
That is interesting trivia, but certainly does not explain
his celebrity.
Yeah.
Gavin, you were too toxic male to work at a toxically
masculine place.
Yeah, early.
Yeah.
So.
Oh, that's a good one.
Prop do said a good version of it would be redo my lawn.
Oh, there you go.
It turns into a home improvement show.
Oh boy.
Like home improvement.
I got you.
All right.
So here's the first clip.
I'm terrible at the Tim Allen grunt.
So Alex introduces Gavin McGinnis and he says he's the host
of the show.
Get off my lawn and I almost did a spit take because I like
that's because that's a crazy name for a show.
Yeah, it's it's so hacky.
It's so on the nose.
We're like, I'm like fucking pissed off white guy.
Yeah.
Yeah.
It's so stupid.
It's like rare.
So I was like, that's crazy.
And then he's like, hey, Gavin, what's on your mind?
And then there's a long pause and like, oh, your mic wasn't
on.
So Gavin's in the middle of a rant.
Right.
So he's talking and you hear it.
You see his mouth moving, but no audio because they didn't
fucking was very animated as well.
Just doing the whole arm.
Gavin's never animated.
Okay.
So he's talking.
So it was directed by Clint Eastwood then.
Yes.
Who also wants people off.
Exactly.
Yeah.
That's what I'm saying.
So Gavin's talking with no audio.
When he made that movie.
Grantorino.
No, no, no.
Grantorismo.
Boy, it's close.
It's a great movie.
One's a video game.
A lot of lot of racing.
What's grantorino?
No, that was a lot of racist race.
That was a that was a Cardigans album.
Big fan of the cardigans.
Love food.
All right.
My favorite game.
All right.
Strong songs.
There you go.
Anyway, Jordan, I'm only engaging with all this because I
also don't want to listen to Gavin McGinnis.
I know we have to.
Let's delay.
Let's delay.
I know we have to.
If you were going to Bob, how would you Bob?
I feel like that's the worst possible way for you to try and
make more time.
Hey, let's go back to another thing Dan didn't want to talk
about.
All right.
All right.
Fair enough.
Fair enough.
No, you're not wrong.
It is a bad callback for the particular situation.
So get off my lawn is introduced.
Alex says what's on your mind?
Big silence.
Gavin's in the middle of a radical difficult and then Alex
tells him.
Hey, man, we didn't have the mic on.
Start it over because nothing is more genuine than restarting
a rant.
Start it over restart that rant.
Gavin McGinnis take two.
And this is what comes.
Here's what I can't stop thinking about today.
So George Soros, according to AJ, according to some
washed up comedian named Matt Leib that I just saw.
I did a video about this.
George Soros according to the left is not a Nazi.
I know that he led the Nazis to Jewish homes where they were
then exterminated.
I know in 60 minutes he said that was the happiest time of
his life.
Oh boy.
We know that he doesn't identify with Judaism.
He's an atheist and his dad hated Jews, but he's not a Nazi.
However, anti-globalists such as Alan Dershowitz, Dennis
Prager, Ben Shapiro, as Lord Levent Levent, all of these
Jewish anti-globalists, well, they are Nazis, you see.
And it's amazing the pretzel that they can twist their own
logic into when it comes to this ridiculous Nazi allegation.
So we have a very interesting start to the interview.
There's one thing that anti-Semitic people always say
and that is that the Jews are the Nazis.
Right.
That's a part of Holocaust denial.
Then they insist that they are not anti-Semitic.
Well, I mean, very large part of the Holocaust denial
community isn't necessarily saying that the Holocaust didn't
happen.
No, they're just saying that the Jews are the reason it
happened.
Yeah, because they demanded ransoms for people.
Yeah, of course.
Forced their brethren.
No, absolutely.
But I mean, what Gavin is really manifesting there is he's
triggered.
He's a triggered little butthurt baby.
Yeah, because his friends are being called Nazis and it
turns out that George Soros, no one wants to call him a Nazi
except my friends who keep getting called Nazi.
Right.
Right, right.
And why won't anyone else call him a Nazi based on these
things that aren't true that I keep saying about him?
And Alex says it's nuts.
That is coincidental.
It's very nuts.
I think it's, I think it's obviously the Pope.
Oh, it's certainly the Jesuits.
Yep.
But like, because if there's one thing I know about Catholics,
historically, they love the Jews.
I bet he there's never been a huge issue with the Catholic
Catholics and the Jews.
So the reality of where we've gone over over and over again
with George Soros, the like not a Nazi was a Nazi kind of a
Nazi, not sure.
Anyways, he wasn't actively killing Jews.
No, he's going after people had been taken to camps along with
his godparent when he was in hiding with wasn't a hero 14 wasn't
a wasn't a martyr.
No, but not it's still not the Nazi.
They describe him as certainly not a Nazi collaborator.
Is Alex Jones being able to get away with linguistic games?
Yep, because he knows that Soros is never going to sue him
for that grantor is like that.
It's just it's just a shit game that he's playing and all
that is is he's trying to be like, yeah, here's what we have to
deal with.
Here's what we fucking have to deal with right up top.
Gavin McGinnis thinks he's a comedian.
So he's they all do.
Well, they all thought whenever he whenever not all of them,
but so many of these guys, whenever he says washed up
comedian, it's like so many of these right wing guys.
You can find them at an open mic, right?
And it's like your least funny person and you didn't get why
and and and don't and he said that the reason that he never
succeeded as a comedian is because of he's on the right
and people kept him down.
Yeah, of course like that.
As opposed to like when I was listening to this comedy is famous
for people who are not at all explosive and provocative edgy.
Yeah, when I was listening to this, all I wanted to like I
kept writing drafts of tweets.
I never sent out, but they were just like Gavin McGinnis is
straight up on Info Wars right now doing bits that wouldn't
pass mustard and open my right exactly.
He's just like he's doing comedy, but he's doing it.
Like I have a new I have a new theory that I've been working
out specifically.
I've been thinking a lot about Gavin McGinnis in the last
couple days because of this appearance.
Right.
I also because you've been drinking a lot of Guinness
recently, right?
I haven't.
No, I don't like that dessert beer.
Oh, I don't like I don't like a I don't like a stout.
It's too thick.
I believe that offended my people.
Your people.
Yes.
Okay.
The Jews Jewish stout.
I believe that people like a Gavin McGinnis.
They present themselves as doing comedy and being political
commentators right with the awareness that they're bad at
both.
They know that and so anytime their political opinions are
shitty.
They can be like I was drunk.
Yeah, I'm a comedian.
Why are you so seriously rare and then when they're not funny,
they can be like I'm a political commentator.
I'm trying to I'm trying to make you think right.
That wasn't supposed to be funny.
Yeah.
So he plays.
They're trying to play the line.
Yeah, and it's it's really sad and it's fun on this episode
a little bit because you got Alex Jones and him doing a
two man act and Alex the worst two man acts.
But Alex doesn't like he didn't.
He has no improv training.
No, he can't go along with things and so he kind of ruins
bits a little bit along like you need improv training for
what he's doing.
And you just need a basic knowledge of don't negate the
premise and he does not have that at all.
No, but Alex doesn't even really understand what the premise
is generally right.
He he doesn't realize anything.
So at this point when Gavin is saying like all this shit about
George Soros and how like my friends are Nazis.
Everyone calls them Nazis.
Why won't more people call George Soros Nazis?
Alex is like friends are Nazis.
Alex is like hey, I actually have video.
I have a video clip prepared that shows that George Soros is
a Nazi and so this is going to prove it then this is just like
end game.
This is going to prove everything that he knows this is
Alex Jones saying that like here's my demonstration that
George Soros is guilty of the things I say that he's guilty
of but when we get to the end of this it will make clear he is
actually proving that he is committing slander.
So did he say first does anybody like impressions?
No, he doesn't do that and then did he say here's what I think
Soros would sound like if he were a Nazi.
No, no, no.
He just he just plays a I mean this is just like one of the
things he plays coming back from break sometimes.
Okay, when he has to fill commercials and he doesn't have
any because he doesn't have any sponsors.
He just plays this naturally.
Anyway, here's some of the clips that Gavin McGinnis was talking
about where Soros said he was the best out of his life.
He's not ashamed at all.
You know, he'd do it again and he helped round up Jews.
Here it is real quick before this video starts.
It's very clear that Alex says he rounded up a Jews he rounded
him up.
So that's what this video clip is going to prove in Texas in
Texas parlance.
That means he lasted him.
He roped him up and then put him in the thing.
Yep.
It's the claim that the August protest was some sort of left
wing plot.
Who you might ask would say something so offensive an elected
representative who's serving right now in the U.S.
Congress and look at the background.
George Soros is one of those people that actually helps
them, you know, back these individuals.
Who is he?
My understanding is that you went out with this protector of
yours who swore that you were is adopted God.
Yes, yes.
Went out in fact and helped them the confiscation of property
from the Jews.
That's right.
Was it difficult?
Not not at all right there already.
I have to pause it because Alex has selectively edited this
is not asking the interview wasn't asking if it was difficult
for him to do it is difficult.
He's asking if it was difficult to like if you are one of our
many new listeners.
First off, thank you second refer back to all of our episodes
right where when we discuss how Soros is not a not it bears
mentioning though just the specifically manipulative way
he has edited this down.
Yeah, talking about what he's asking the interviewer is
asking him from 60 minutes.
He's asking him if the where like the awareness was difficult
for him but he got older.
He was a child and it was no it is not difficult and he says
the reason is because I had I knew that if I didn't do it
someone else would have done it and that what he's saying by
that is I like to live they were already gone to the camps
if I didn't do it someone else would have done it right and
he even says in the interview pretty clearly.
I didn't go along with him all that often it was a very
occasional thing so anyway he's just manipulated the editing
this but let's get to the end of it.
Do you think George Soros funded the neo-Nazis who marched in
Charlottesville?
It would be interesting to find out.
It would be interesting to find out if that were true.
That's from a vice that's from that vice special about the
Charlottesville rally.
It would be so interesting to find out.
Yeah.
These conspiracy theories were first spread by Radio Talk
show host Alex Jones.
Is this lost on anyone?
George Soros is a famous Nazi collaborator.
From the front lines of the information war it's Alex Jones.
So that last part in there is just makes it.
That's not a good clip.
No it's just a bumper package.
That's what he's like hey Evan this will prove it.
It doesn't prove any of the stuff he says it has nothing to do
with him rounding up Jews.
The stuff about the best time of my life that even isn't in
there.
He did say that in the.
You should put that in there.
If I was put why are we always giving advice to them?
If I was creating a scare clip I would definitely put just that
and then maybe like a little bumper of like so you worked with
the Nazis and then cut it and then it'd be like it's the best
time of my life and then you'd call it.
When he was talking about it being the best time of his life
he was referring to being that age and being somewhat free
given the sacrifices his father had made.
And of course he was a huge Green Day fan.
Yes absolutely.
It's something unpredictable being in the Holocaust.
That would be a very interesting song.
But in the end it's still not right.
Where's Weird Al when you need it?
Thank God Soros had the time of his life.
So anyway in this next clip Gavin and Alex do a little bit of
two man comedy about how liberals just mad at their daddies.
And then they're going why do they hate Christians?
But then they always want to get into the Christian ethos.
Yeah it's a bizarre thing.
I'm convinced it's daddy issues.
You know these children are all the children of divorce.
They're mad at dad.
I mean they're mad at antisemitism when it's a white male
because white male reminds them of their dad.
They're not mad when it's Reverend Wright or Louis Farrakhan
or Linda Sarsour or basically all of Islam.
They don't mind it then.
So they're not about ideas.
They're about who's saying the idea.
And the common thread seems to be guys who look like you and me
and who else looks like that?
They're dad.
So we're dealing with petulant children who are still but hurt
about a divorce that 50% of the country goes through.
Grow up baby.
By the way real quick we'll go back to it again.
And why don't they make the black box out of juice?
Right exactly.
I mean we'll get back to it later like the rest of this clip
but that's just that's a bad bit.
Yeah that's just a bad bit.
Like it's not that's not analysis.
It's not interesting.
That's not political.
That's not even socially relevant.
It's just something he's trying to workshop.
So I understand his premise correctly.
It is that we're mad that he's an anti-Semite
because he looks like our dads.
Well the anti-Semitism isn't even actually what makes us mad.
It's that he looks like daddy.
Daddy.
Oh just that period.
Daddy I'm mad at you daddy.
He does not look like my dad.
Daddy.
Is it just because he's white?
Yeah.
Is it just because we're mad that we have white fathers?
Yeah I think that's what he's talking about.
Okay.
That's a bad bit.
Alex also doesn't look like my dad.
Also I want to.
Gavin I'm just going to give you a little bit of advice.
Comedy's in specificity.
Well there's that.
Also in creativity.
Also in like making your premise makes sense.
Right.
There's a lot of things that are important with comedy.
Through with it creating your own logic.
Absolutely.
I would say personally I find anti-Semitism wherever it exists offensive.
I'm a pretty bad.
I'm not a huge fan.
I'm not.
Those people are not targets of mine necessarily specifically because we do an Alex Jones podcast.
But that doesn't mean that they're off the hook.
I believe whenever Alex Jones went over to Farrakhan we made it very clear that the reason
they got along is because they're both anti-Semitism.
Yeah.
I can be against Israel's apartheid state and at the same time against anti-Semitism.
Yeah.
Also my parents are super liberal and.
Also my parents aren't and I'm still not mad at you because you look at my dad.
Yeah.
Because you look like my dad.
We come.
We come.
Do you look at my dad?
We come from very different backgrounds.
Neither are mad at Alex because of our daddy.
Speaking of which, my parents saw me do stand up for the very first time.
I did not have the courage to do my cult bit.
I wanted to do it and then I was advised by the rest of my family, my girlfriend, everybody
who has ever seen me do stand up was like don't do the cult bit in front of your parents.
You know who would have done that bit?
Who?
Gavin McGinnis.
Gavin McGinnis would have done that.
He would have done it in the bit because it's funny.
No.
It's very funny.
Anyway, here's the rest of this.
That's not true.
Here's the rest of this stupid analysis.
Daddy.
I used to think you were wrong about this theory two years ago, but now when leftists walk
up to me and say F you, they go F you, why do you have so many kids F your family in
front of me?
Sounds like that.
Or they say, oh, where's your family?
By myself.
You know, my kids are with me 75% of the time and I'm glad they're with their mom, son,
whatever.
And the point is, is that they're pissed.
I have a family and they are pissed and it's usually weird white males who are white males.
And again, I'm not against gay people, but it's like, it's like half the time it's an
old white woman or it's gay guys screaming F you Nazi and F your family.
Why do you have kids?
And I guess I don't understand it.
I don't know what happened to these people.
I can explain it.
That's the most I'm not racist, but you can get about gay people kind of, but I can explain
it.
Everyone hates you.
It's very direct.
No one's mad that you have a family.
People yelling, Hey, didn't you lose your kids?
They're trying to hurt you personally because you hurt everyone because you're a piece of
shit.
Yeah.
You, you hurt the public discourse.
You hurt everyone.
You're, uh, uh, I mean, the enemy of decency that's like, but Gavin gets into that too.
And he talks about how like everyone, everyone keeps sending me messages on Twitter and all
over the place about like, they want to attack my marriage and be like, you're going to get
divorced soon.
It's like, it's not about, it's not, oh, sorry, the point I was going to make is that it's
not about like attacking the family or attacking your family.
It's using your family to attack you because we hate you.
Now, I think that the people's approach is flawed, but I get it.
I just, I just love that it's, it's not Twitter people first.
It's people, it's always people just walking by him on the street.
Oh yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
It's always just, oh, I'm trying.
You mean you hate the part where he's lying?
I am trying to go to Aldi, uh, where I shop because I said, I support small businesses
or something.
I love that really just like three leaders of soda instead of two.
And people are coming up to me on the street always, always people coming up to on the
street, especially gay people, which always does not hate gay people, doesn't hate.
It's just always old white women and gay people.
All he's saying, he doesn't hate white women and gay people, but old white women and gay
people hate him because he has a family.
Yeah.
That might be because he goes on to say, uh, that, uh, the left, their religion is
destroying the, the religion.
It's all a lot of nonsense.
Destroying the family.
Um, so, you know, you know how gay people who are in stable marriages are adopting people?
Do you know why?
Hmm.
Destroying the family.
Obsvious.
Obsiviously.
Obsiv.
Oh boy.
There's a weird, uh, right.
Far out.
It's getting fancy in the chat room.
Left some weird image.
I thought, I thought some using words like cause celeb.
No, there's a weird image and I thought someone like, I thought we had, like, you
know, like an infiltrator trying to put like some, I don't know.
All right.
Anyway, all right.
Anyway, I got, I got worried.
Calm it down.
Um, so in this next clip, uh, look at my dude.
Okay.
Is this how we're starting this next week?
We got a, we got a chat.
We got a vibe about something.
Okay.
Here's how Gavin McGuinness would like to present the difference between himself and
the left.
Marty against this.
The left is into identity politics always, always Gavin is an idea man.
Oh, of course he's an idea guy.
Of course.
These guys are not at all interested in white identity politics.
Well, but that, but never, never, never, never, never, never, no, no, they have some
ideas there.
I mean, yeah, sure.
There's some ideas about how whites are great.
It might be, might be, but it's not identity politics because they have some ideas about
like how the whites are the best.
I was really struggling to find a reason.
Yeah.
Sorry.
I had to jump in there.
Like Western chauvinist supremacy.
Oh, it's the West, right?
The West.
It's always the West.
But that's how he couches his ideas.
Right.
Right.
Gavin McGuinness is an idea man.
Oh yeah.
So in this next clip, he talks about some of his ideas, uh, and I will say ahead of
him, he is fucking stupid.
Uh, and then at the end of this, he says one of the fucking craziest things I've ever heard
in my life.
Right.
I mean, this is legitimately crazier than blackface was reverent.
All right.
I'm in.
Well, those people came up to you the mall, the grocery store and they said you have too
many kids.
Oh, okay.
All right.
Let's talk about ideas.
So your concern is overpopulation.
It's an idea man.
Okay.
Let me look it up.
The, the American citizens that they tend to have a population that's stationary or
going down.
The American population is going up, but it's almost all immigrants mostly Mexican going
up.
So you must hate them then.
Well, here's why your idea is flawed there.
Those people already exist.
Don't know what you're talking about.
Also, it turns out that's a great idea when, when people talk about overpopulation, generally
what they're talking about is the big picture as opposed to a 20 people over here, 50 people
over here.
Nope.
Yeah.
So your ideas are already little Dan, Dan, do you know what he was talking about?
Why people need to fuck more, create more kids.
Shockingly, that's about to come up.
If you're against overpopulation, no, no, we love them.
And you look at time magazine and it'll have one month that'll say, don't have babies.
We have too many babies and I've all white babies in the picture.
And then the next week, it will say the new face of America or the new face of Europe.
You know what's fucking weird to me?
Like there is an actual organization called the voluntary human extinction movement.
It's called vehement.
Like it's an actual group that exists.
You can find their website, buddy.
I joined a buddy of mine was a friend.
Immediately.
Yeah.
Buddy of mine in college.
Like genocide.
Hard guess.
Well, yeah.
Like this voluntary like pledge of I will not have kids.
We don't deserve to continue to live on this planet.
Right.
Alex has never mentioned them.
They are real.
I just realized that I like that's because they might have a legitimate grievance.
Probably be tough to argue.
Look, all I'm saying is read a history book and hear the phrase, then the white man came
and not be like, oh, some bad shit's about to happen.
I mean, that's even true for like animal kingdom.
Yeah.
Like that's not even just true for humans and then the albino lions came.
No, I mean, the white man came.
Now there's no more squirrels.
Yeah.
No, that's true.
Or the West is turning brown and they'll talk about how great it is to have refugees
and you realize, oh, you're all about identity politics and the individuals involved in what
race they are.
We're involved in ideas and what's kind of fun about that is their stupid idea is not
to breed and not to have families.
Our stupid idea is to breed like rats and they are going to be extinct.
Our children are not going to have to deal with these annoying, childless, lesbian feminists
because they're all going to be gone.
They're the dodo birds.
And by the way, I have nothing against lesbians.
I don't know that my wife doesn't.
Okay.
Stop saying that.
But that's his.
Stop saying that you don't have anything against them because clearly you fucking do neighbors.
But like there's like that's Alex not knowing how to play the game.
Yeah.
Like that's that's Gavin McGinnis.
He's doing a bit.
Now granted, he's probably expressing things that are like pretty close to his heart.
But at the same time, he's doing something that he thinks is funny.
He thinks that's funny.
He's doing, he's doing a variation on the, uh, you know what they say, eggs are good
for you.
And then the next week they say they got too much cholesterol.
And then it's the whites of the eggs that are fine.
And you know, I love whites.
And then they tell you brown eggs are good.
Oh, and you know what, there isn't even a difference.
Right.
I don't even know.
Um, the other thing I really want to take away from that is that at the end there, that
is a fucking crazy sentence that he says, if you just unpack the idea that in our children
won't have to deal with these lesbian feminist dodo birds, we're running out because here's
here are the various assumptions that underlie that one, yes, gay people give birth to gay
kids exclusively.
That's the only way that happens unless they don't, which they can't cause they are gay.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, that is part of his premise, right?
These lesbian feminists who annoy him so much are not going to have kids, therefore people
who have the same beliefs as them will not exist in the next generation, which is crazy.
If there's nuts, if there's anything we've seen from the way that, uh,
high schoolers have reacted to the parkland shooting, it's that that ideology is going
to die out.
Right.
On some level, I hope it doesn't because it's so spectacular.
I mean, it's so amazing.
Yeah.
Like that, that sentence, I could write probably a 10 page paper on alone just because of the,
the various pieces that need to be unpacked, like what I just said, the idea that he seems
to be representing the position that gay parents give birth to gay children, straight parents
don't, or feminist parents give birth to feminist children.
Otherwise, no.
I think, I think before, before you let me rebut that first one and then we'll go through
there.
I think more his ideology is that because gay people can't reproduce, which he thinks
is a thing.
No, we're going to get to bed.
That's part of my third prong of this.
Okay.
I apologize for not allowing you to complete your full argument.
The second prong of this is this weird fucking belief.
I believe that he's espousing, which is to invade Russian winter.
No, somehow that makes more sense.
It seems to me that he's presenting that these lesbian feminists that he's so annoyed by
haven't existed in the past.
Never.
This is the first time that they have been annoyance to grumpy white males.
It's crazy.
And that they're not having kids, so it'll be a unique phenomenon for 2018 grumpy white
dudes to have to put up with pretending that the Isle of Lesbos wasn't the thing and Sappho
back in Grecian history.
I've read her poetry.
Right.
But the idea that lesbianism hasn't existed throughout the entirety of our history or
the idea of women's rights hasn't existed.
The idea of matrilineal societies and whatever.
Never an issue in the past.
It's so crazy.
I saw a Wonder Woman that died out.
He's so triggered by the idea of women having autonomy and authority that he's creating
the perception that it's a current thing, like it's just now.
And they'll die out.
They're not having kids, so it's going to die out.
As opposed to being like, oh no, you could have two very right-wing parents who end up
giving birth to a childless feminist lesbian that will really piss you off, because the
philosophy is not genetic.
Then the third prong of it is what really seems to be pissing him off, and that's what
you brought up.
And that is he's mad that white people who could reproduce aren't.
Yeah.
I think that's really what's more behind it, because they do keep talking about how it's
all these weird gay white people, and he says, we breed like rabbits.
You guys don't breed.
I guess he actually said we breed like rats, which is not the go-to example.
But I think in his worldview, there's a part of him that's pissed off that they don't fucking
make more white people.
But that is reason number one that you see those gay people aren't allowed to adopt.
Laws.
Because they're going to adopt brown gay people.
No, no, no.
They're going to raise them gay.
Oh yeah, there's that too.
That's that concept.
That's the idea.
The reason my mind didn't go to that is I felt like that is such an old idea.
It's exactly what they think.
No matter what they dress it up as, their concept is, oh, if we allow gay people to raise children,
that means more gay people.
Oh, they can also still reproduce through surrogates, I'm going to have you.
If we allow them to have children, they're going to raise more gay people.
Their concept of sexuality is genetic.
It's a kind of like we can get rid of it in one generation.
Yeah, exactly.
Exactly.
We just ostracized more than enough.
No, no, no.
It's the fucking Brontosaurus theory of like, well, they're going to die out, so we don't
need to worry about them.
Absolutely insane.
All of this concept work is built on the idea of genetics, and it all goes back and back
and back.
It goes back to fucking phrenology.
It goes back to why it is that it's okay to subjugate and enslave black people.
It goes all the way fucking back to goddamn, I mean, if you want to do it, go back to the
Bible.
You can enslave these, the fucking Canaanites.
You can do all of this shit because genetically, you are allowed to do so.
I don't disagree with you at all, but I realized just at this second, we are almost two hours
into this.
Oh shit.
And we got a little ways to go.
Oh shit.
We got to pick up the pace.
All right, let's do it.
The Gavin McGinnis anger will absolutely stretch things out to some extent, and this next clip
isn't going to help, but anyway, this sucks.
Why are lesbians so uptight?
All right, I'm out.
All right.
Well, I mean, you look at this as a separate thing, but I can't help but notice gay men
are always dancing around in short shorts.
Lesbians are always grumpy in ill-fitting denim pants.
Exactly.
It's got to be sex.
Male gays get laid more and getting laid apparently makes you happy.
I want to stop real quick.
What is it?
This is a bit about the fucking Boys Town.
This is a bit about Boys Town.
We've seen this at every shit show.
Absolutely.
Forever.
What I think is actually interesting about that is Alex Jones saying, exactly.
You nailed it.
Great analysis.
Yeah.
You crossed it.
Because there's no one grumpier than a lesbian.
Well, I'll just say it without getting too few.
In my experience, lesbians are people that have had a bad experience with men in their
life.
No!
Most women grow out of it, and that's just my experience.
And then they get real happy when they get a man.
In fact, what would you say?
You know a lot about this.
I know you've talked about it if you want to get personal, but how many men are married
to a former lesbian?
Let's just get honest about it.
Go ahead.
Yeah.
You always say, well, we used to call them lugs in college, lesbian until graduation.
It's easy to be bisexual when you're young and gorgeous and female, and all you've got
to do is make out with another hot chick when you're drunk.
But hanging out with an obese 40-year-old lesbian and tending to your garden, that's
a little less rock and roll.
The numbers dwindle drastically.
But why does this tiny population, this tiny group of sexless, depressed, old, chubby
dykes, control so much of the political narrative?
Why are entire elections dedicated to something as irrelevant as gay marriage?
We're really, it's like the tyranny of the minority.
And by the way, I'm not against Hillary because she's a lesbian and her daughter is a beard
with left her hubble.
I don't like her because she's evil and corrupt and a warmonger.
Yikes.
That's fun.
Because you know what?
At the same time.
You're getting, you're getting.
Who would you send it to?
You're getting so mad about this.
And I understand why because this is disgusting rhetoric.
This is fucking horrific.
Yeah.
But he thinks he's doing comedy.
Like he's trying to.
I don't give a shit.
He's trying to.
He's not.
And he's a pile of fucking garbage.
But he's trying to piss people off.
Like that's.
How rich is he?
Gavin McGinnis.
Yeah.
He probably has quite a bit of money.
Yeah.
He was in the first shoot when they kicked him out of VICE.
Yeah.
Yeah.
And then he's made a decent amount of money from his stupid ventures that he's done.
Right.
I assume he's very comfortable.
Yeah.
I mean he wears nice suits.
Politically.
Gonna start building a bomb on my porch.
Politically.
Politically.
That fucking pile of shit.
I mean it's just the worst analysis of anything.
It's just heck comedy presented as thoughts.
No, no, no.
It's just dumb.
Like that might as well have legitimately been a late 80s, mid 80s, Andrew Dice Clay
routine.
Absolutely.
Like it's.
Absolutely.
It's tragic.
It's tragic.
Absolutely.
It's tragic being presented straight faced.
Right.
Because if you did that in a, if you did that at a comedy club, people would be like, no.
No, this is, this is clearly like I am saying, Dyke.
I'm fascinated.
I'm fascinated by what I just said, that comedy clubs might be more progressive than
info wars.
Yeah.
Considering how terrible most.
Considering how terrible most comedy clubs are.
You are not wrong.
That's nuts.
I have seen a lot of people kill with essentially this bit and somehow it is less offensive
coming from them.
Yeah.
Pathetic.
I don't know, man.
I, this is a, this conversation or this piece is what like media matters covered from this,
this section.
Yeah.
And I understand why I get it.
It's inflammatory.
You certainly responded to it most harshly of anything.
I'm not happy.
But like, I would scream in the back of a comedy club.
The reason that I'm chill about it is because I get that he's a terrible comedian and thinks
this is, he thinks that he's like, he's edgy and he's being like, this is going to get me
booked on Jim Norton's show or something and maybe he goes on there and I just don't know
it.
I have no fucking idea.
No, saying, saying Dyke now is like saying the, saying the C word five years ago is like
saying however many words 10 years ago is like saying all of this shit.
It's this idea of just because I said the word that people don't feel like it's okay
to say, I am automatically legit.
Well I've been, I'm automatically the most courageous instead of I'm just a shitty writer.
I've been pushing this, this theory that I think that with all of his lawsuits, Alex
Jones is about to get into late period Lenny Bruce mode where, you know, like he would
go on stage and just read complaints against him and lawsuits.
And I think that Gavin McGinnis is doing next generation hacky disciples of Lenny Bruce
mode where they think that he thinks he's being edgy just by saying the word, saying
the N word on stage or something like that.
I think he's doing a really, really drunk, unreliable drugged out Bill Hicks.
That's possible, but the Bill Hicks that everybody fucking hated.
It's possible.
But it's not good.
Jordan, I was trying to make a transition.
You were doing great.
You were doing great.
I am essentially ruining the show.
No, you're not.
Have you considered doing the show by yourself?
I did a terrible job of the transition because I realized that within introducing the Lenny
Bruce idea, we go off on a side road.
Of course.
But Alex Jones at this point.
Unfortunately, two students of comedy history are not going to be able to.
Yeah.
I got it.
At this point, Alex Jones gets back to his lawsuits and I told you at the beginning
of the show, he was going to escalate things.
He did.
Here's where he escalated even further to wildly inappropriate level.
Pass to the Pope.
Yes.
My lawyers, some of them are some of the best lawyers in the country on defamation.
They said this new thing filed by Georgetown law probably will be thrown out because you
should be congressional hearings and it's taxpayer funded at that law school.
It's a private school, but the law school taxpayer mainly funded it's defamation in
the suit on purpose and as a stunt, and it calls for the end of the first amendment and
prior constraint and it inverts Supreme Court rulings.
So my lawyer said this, if this pass, it would repeal, I mean, if they prevail, it
will repeal the first amendment.
Holy shit.
Holy shit.
Wait, wait, wait, hold on.
Hold on.
Hold on.
Hold on one second.
So, so, yeah, if he, if this case even goes to trial, no, no, no, it has to succeed.
It has to succeed.
Yeah.
All right.
If this case succeeds, yeah, we no longer have the first amendment gone.
So as far as our legal system is concerned, the entirety of our 200 bullshit year history
will be tossed away.
Well, I mean, the first amendment has to do with like freedom of religion, freedom of
assembly, those sorts of things also, which have nothing to do with our journalism.
Gone.
Do you, do you know how to repeal an amendment?
It takes a two thirds of the states, no, no, no, no, no, no, two thirds of Congress
and then it goes to the states and it takes three quarters of the states.
I did not.
It takes 38 states with the 50 states that we have now.
Right.
All of their state legislatures have to sign off.
I did not realize that it was three quarters of the states.
I thought it was two thirds of the states.
No, because you know why?
Why?
The only way to repeal an amendment is to create a new amendment.
Ah, that sounds true.
Because once you make an amendment, it's not an amendment.
It's a part of the Constitution.
That does explain why the prohibition amendment needed to be replaced with another amendment
about prohibition going are bad guys.
Yes.
Yeah.
So Alex Jones is getting on his dumb ass show and saying that his lawyers tell him that
if he loses a civil trial, it will undo the first amendment.
Now I love that argument.
I do too.
That is fantastic.
I mean, it's crazy.
It's bananas.
Because like legitimately, it goes back to what I was saying at the beginning of the
show, too, that like if you believe that, go to fucking court because you will win this
trial.
You're never going to lose if the repeal of the first amendment is at stake.
Right.
And if you lose it, all you have to do is appeal it and then you'll fucking win.
If you end up losing this trial because the Jesuits and the Pope is against you, all this
horseshit, then you can appeal it based on the fact that your First Amendment rights
were violated.
Historically, it's very easy.
Historically, the Supreme Court goes hard on the First Amendment.
It's very easy when you make millions and millions of dollars and biblically whenever
you're getting sued, more money comes in.
It's shocking.
Yeah.
If you have all those resources, it seems like just fucking prove it in court or shut
the fuck up.
As crazy as Hanukkah is, according to other previous InfoWars guests, such is the same
when it comes to Alex Jones in lawsuits.
Oh, that's another thing I wanted to bring up.
We did that episode about Steve, whatever the fuck his name was, that crazy preacher
who's been on InfoWars.
And I forgot.
The type of preacher I am intimately familiar with.
I wanted to bring a harsh parallel between their discussion of lesbians and how it's
a phase and that usually if they meet a man, they get much happier.
That offensive pile of bullshit.
And that guy, his beliefs, he believes the similar things.
Anyway, I told you, what did he say it was?
What's up?
Lugs?
The lugs, lesbian until graduation.
No one has ever said that.
No, I've heard a couple of people say that.
That can't be real.
A couple of people I wanted to get away from at parties say that sort of thing.
Oh, man.
I wish I had made more bonds.
I used to crash frat parties when I was younger.
I lived in an area of campus at Mizzou called East Campus and was surrounded by frat houses
and stuff and I was pretty charming.
So I would go with like a, I'd just bring a case of beer and then just wander into a
party and crash it and I'd just be, I'd steal a bunch of their beers and stuff and it was
a mess.
It was a weird period of my life.
Anyway, I told you earlier.
Every detail I learned about your history is always nuts.
It's going to be an awful book one day, but for now, Jordan, I told you that I was debating
whether or not Gavin McGinnis or Steve Pechenick was the worst guest of the day.
Most of Steve Pechenick's appearance is just...
So far I'm on politically bomb one.
Right.
And this, this is a mess.
Steve Pechenick mostly is on because he wants to make sure that Alex is okay with the idea
of Mike Pompeo being the secretary of state.
Right.
Which he shouldn't be.
Well, he...
Alex legitimately, based on Alex's technical ideology, should be so against Pompeo being
secretary of state.
For many reasons.
He should be one of them.
Absolutely.
Like he should be one of the most full throated critics.
Right.
And he should be like, I don't know if I like the idea of the CIA being involved in the
sector.
Absolutely.
This is the deep state.
He should be.
But so Steve Pechenick's there sort of smoothed it out because Steve Pechenick and Mike Pompeo
are allies in some ways, or at least, I don't know if it's a two-way street, but Steve
Pechenick supports Mike Pompeo.
Okay.
But all that's not really important.
It's kind of boring because Steve Pechenick says this and this is way more important and
it sucks.
Soros is what we call, and Eugenra, he's a Jew rat.
We've had a lot of those people, the Hungarians overall, the Jewish Hungarians, were never
really rounded up as much as the Poles, myself, my family.
Oh boy.
He said Jew rat.
He did.
He did.
That's a thing he said.
And he said it out loud.
And he says it again.
He says it in public.
He said it twice.
Where people can hear him.
To be fair, Eugenrat is like a historical term.
It's something like it's not, I know the term.
I know where it comes from.
It's not good.
Oh, it's not good?
It's not good to bring in with, certainly, to modern rhetoric.
No, it's not good.
I don't know what to think about that.
I do.
I do very clearly.
Bob number one, politically.
You're going Pachanic over McGinnis now?
I mean, Jew rat is, I don't even like saying it.
Like previously, I didn't like how I said, how I could say, dyke and not the C word.
That I don't appreciate.
I would prefer that it was less acceptable for me to say that word.
Boy, Jew rat, that's a, that's a, that's a fucking baseball bat to the face.
You know what's fun?
Media matters.
Didn't have any posts about Steve Pachanic.
What?
He said that.
I know.
That's a really big thing.
Neighbors.
I know.
It's crazy.
I don't know what to think.
I'm like, that's the reason that I'm saying I don't know what to think about it.
It's like, it's, it's nuts.
But at the same time, I do, I do give Steve Pachanic in this area a little bit of leeway
because he, his parents fled the Holocaust and he has that in his background.
He's not like Alex, who's entirely beholden to just weird anti-Semitic philosophies.
Has Steve ever considered how his parents would feel?
I don't know.
About him.
I certainly don't want to ask him.
I'm living in a, in a anti-Semitic worldview.
I don't know.
Cause I actually, I mean, I, I don't want to get too deep into this, but the more and
more I think about Steve Pachanic, the more I think he's using Alex.
I mean, we've talked about it.
Oh, he's absolutely.
So I think his parents, if they understood that power dynamic, that I'm just getting
him to say the things I want him to say, maybe they'd be okay with that.
I don't like that either.
That's a train of thought.
I don't want to go down.
Also later, as he goes on, he talks about how like he knew, uh, Soros at the council
on foreign relations and stuff like that, and doesn't like him personally.
So the, the, none of it, none of it, I'm good without any of this.
None of it excuses the Jew rat stuff at all, but that's not okay.
It's not that it's, it's not that it's not okay that he said Jew rat because even if
he didn't say that, that particular phrase, you mean it's what he meant exactly.
Yeah, it's tough.
Exactly.
It's tough.
He's a pile of fucking garbage.
So Steven, and I hope he wakes up with a, uh, actually, I hope he doesn't wake up with
a note attached to him that says call Larry Nichols.
So, uh, at this point we end, uh, Wednesday, the 14th, uh, uh, and Alex, uh, Alex rides
it out with Steve being real boring for the rest of, uh, the, the interview and then we
go to the 15th.
Okay.
And, uh, on the 15th, Alex has to give himself a little bit of a pep talk because shit is
not going great.
These lawsuits are still there.
Uh, and he turns into, uh, what's that guy's, who, what was that Al Franken character, Stuart
Smalley?
Yes.
Yeah.
He basically turns into Stuart Smalley.
Okay.
I basically have almost no stress and no fear and I'm completely committed other than hoping
I can be a stronger man to execute this operation better.
That's what I stand.
I am not a victim.
I'm a winner.
Hmm.
I am not downtrodden.
I'm an overcomer and I bring victory.
You just imagine him like saying that into a mirror.
Uh, I, uh, I bring victory.
I bring victory.
I bring victory.
Mm-hmm.
Yeah.
Bring victory.
That makes me think of that episode of fantasy factory, Rob Dyrdek's fantasy factory, where
he, uh.
That is an esoteric reference.
Uh, you went and, uh, like they went to a hypnosis ceremony and he was like, uh, his
name was, uh, was battle hardened.
Yeah.
No.
Again, what is your name?
I, I get the reference.
The issue is that no one should, but I mean, I'm, I'm, I'm of a certain age.
Anyway.
All right.
At this point, Alex is like, he's got to get some news in because he hasn't been for
the last few days.
No.
He's talking lawsuit pretty much nonstop.
Oh yeah.
There's all victim shit.
And so he gets into, uh, some censorship news and he chooses three instances to talk
about three specific examples and they could not be worse examples.
All three of them.
Right.
Pope.
Pope.
Leading historian.
Jesuit Pope.
Silicon Valley will decide future election winners and must conservatives do something.
Starring the male.
Put that headline back up for TV viewers.
You just had about the far right group banned off Facebook.
Oh yeah.
Stephen Crowder has been banned off of Twitter.
More censorship.
Facebook bans right.
Leaning group.
Britain.
First.
They're arresting members of it.
They've arrested Marie Le Pen in France for saying Islam's as big a threat.
Radical Islam.
She said Isis and Al Qaeda is as big a threat to France as Hitler was in World War two.
Well, that's totally possible.
Well, it's not, it's not possible, but also, uh, France doesn't have the same speech laws
that we have.
Uh, they have very specific laws against, uh, politically, just racially and religiously
antagonist.
Just like Germany has like a, Hey, stop apologizing for the holocaust or not.
Stop apologizing.
Denying the holocaust.
Exactly.
Yeah.
Those sorts of things.
Also, the phrase right leaning should be burned.
So you're talking about Britain first.
The answer to that phrase is no, they are right.
All the fucking hard way and do you want to know about Britain first?
Let's, let's fucking, I know about Britain first, but apparently you're going to fucking
frame it down.
My throat.
You don't know anything about them.
Britain first is a hyper right wing party in the UK who took their name as a reference
to Oswald Mosley and the British union of fascists.
Not Oswald Mosley.
He's a British union of fascists.
I know.
Starting in 2014, the group started doing Christian patrols allegedly guarding streets
from Muslims.
On one occasion, they posted a video of themselves holding a banner that said, we are the British
resistance and pouring beer out in front of a mosque, white, hoping to rile up angry
Muslims to attack them.
This didn't work and was roundly condemned by Muslim and Christian leaders alike.
White.
After that, they started invading mosques and cities, including Glasgow, East London
and Luton.
Coincidentally, the city that Tommy Robinson operates out of and always talks about, they
would go into mosques and give out Bibles and preach Christianity, telling people to
quote, reject the false prophet, Muhammad in 2016, the UK High Court banned them from
entering mosques in the UK.
Good.
When their leader, David Golding, decided to run, decided to run against London mayor
city, Khan in 2015.
His deputy, Jada Franson said, quote, face the wrath of the Britain first movement.
We will.
White.
Every trader is punished for their crime against our country.
And by punished, I mean good old fashioned British justice at the end of a rope.
I.
Hmm.
I.
Hmm.
I.
I.
On June 16th, think that threatening lynching city, Khan is okay.
They claim that city, Khan is some kind of like a Sharia law.
Do you mean, do you mean wildly popular London mayor city, Khan and they claim that he is
like insanely popular mayor city, Khan, they claim that he's some sort of Islamist Sharia
law guy.
He's in favor of.
Meaning non non white.
He's in favor of.
Yeah.
Yeah.
It doesn't work.
You know, you know the Sharia law, how it's so in favor of gay marriage.
Yeah.
On June 16th, 2016, Labour MT Joe Cox was murdered by Thomas Mayor, who shot her with
a sawed off rifle and stabbed her twice yelling Britain first.
Yes, I recall.
Mayor chose her as his target because he believed that liberals, leftists and mainstream
media were the cause of the world's problems.
And because Cox was in favor of immigration and the EU that made her a trader to white
people.
Great.
He has.
He has ties to Britain first, the political party, as well as Tommy Robinson's European
defense league, although I will say in honor of just being completely fair, 2016 is after
Tommy Robinson left the EDL.
So he started it.
I don't.
He's to blame, but he is already gone.
Say, say, say in court when asked his name, Thomas Mayor said, my name is death to traders
freedom for Britain.
That's a long name.
Yeah.
That's a long name.
So June 23rd, trying to acronym on June 23rd, 2017, the first anniversary of the Brexit
vote.
A drunk Britain first supporter attempted to attack a curry restaurant called Spicy Night
in Harrow in West London by driving a van at it and shouting white power.
The restaurant's owner was injured in the attack by Polish born, Britain first, or Mareeq
Zoraki, who pled guilty to dangerous driving and also weirdly beating his wife.
Drug violence is always in there.
Red.
Yeah.
Always.
Also, always.
Also weirdly, even UKIP, the UK, even UKIP is like, no, you guys are too fucking crazy.
They've gone on the record saying that they want nothing to do with them, but you are
them.
They've said on the fringes of our politics are nutters and we don't want them anywhere
near us.
Have you considered that you are those guys?
Yeah.
Also have a lot more connections than either wants to pretend.
There's a lot of ...
Yeah.
Of course.
They just sort of get into ... It's the same thing with Alex Jones and his interview
with David Duke.
It's like, we can argue over semantics, but we kind of agree.
You absolutely agree with each other because you're underlying philosophy with so many
of these people is whiteness.
It's always whiteness.
It's always, I feel, threatened by others.
Yeah.
The three things that Alex brought up were Marie Le Pen, and again, we talked about that
already.
Nazi.
Britain first, fascists.
Now we have this article that Alex is referring to about how we need to ... Social media will
decide elections from now on unless conservatives do something.
Alex brings this up about five times.
He never mentions who the guy is.
He never says his name, probably, so anyone listening doesn't Google the person.
I looked into it and found it.
It's a guy named Neil, but it's N-I-A-L-L Ferguson.
He's a British guy.
His argument is essentially that from now on, social media will not allow people to use
it like Trump did.
If you want to make that argument, I fucking agree, because Trump used it illegally.
They'll be much more careful about the influence of Cambridge Analytica, micro-targeting, those
sorts of things.
I hope so.
I don't know.
He's saying that conservatives are going to bear the brunt of the changes that happen.
That's probably true.
You would hope.
But there's more important things to note about Neil Ferguson.
The problem with Cambridge Analytica is that they are fucking brilliant.
They are one of the few examples of the right being brilliant.
Nailing the future.
It is unfortunate.
I don't want to talk about that now.
I want to talk about Neil Ferguson.
No, no, no.
You're right.
You're right.
Politically, making a bomb.
So do you know anything about Neil Ferguson?
I don't.
I have seen his name spelled and I have been furious just at that.
Alex is citing him as a leading historian.
That's how he keeps citing him.
No.
No.
I'm out.
I've seen Neil Ferguson wrote an unauthorized biography of Henry Kissinger called The Idealist.
It's a flawed piece of historical revision and most contemporaries and historians write
it off as historical trash and simply a thousand page puff piece dedicated to rewriting Kissinger's
legacy.
So, the thing about Kissinger is like every claim that they make about Soros, I could reasonably
consider about Kissinger.
Well, you need to do more research, but you could probably get some of the broad strokes,
but be that as it may.
Kissinger was really, really Nazi-ish.
But be that as it may, whatever the case and reality is, Alex Jones fucking hates Kissinger
and this guy wrote an authorized biography that tried to rewrite history about Kissinger's
career.
Right.
That sucked Kissinger's dick.
Exactly.
Yes.
Then he was very in favor of the Iraq War.
That's not good.
In 2003, he wrote an op-ed in the New York Times calling for American Empire, including the
following passage.
No.
Quote.
I don't want to hear it.
So long as the American Empire dare not speak its own name, so long as it continues its
tradition of organized hypocrisy, today's ambitious young men and women will take one
look at the prospects for post-war Iraq and say with one voice, don't even go there.
No.
Americans need to go there.
This is bad.
If the best and brightest insist on staying home, today's unspoken imperial project may
end unspeakably tomorrow.
Kissinger was better than you and he's a genocider.
But his entire op-ed is about like, then this is from 2003 that he wrote this.
It's all about like, hey, let's keep this up.
Let's not leave.
Let's see it through.
You understand how the British colonialized people, let's fucking do it.
So then in December 2016, Neil Ferguson, who also is a writer for foreign policy, Alex
Jones' globalist publication.
That's frustrating.
He's written for them since 2009.
That's frustrating.
He wrote it for foreign policy in 2016 in an article titled, The Russia Problem.
Nope.
Quote, as I write, the burning question of American politics is how far the Russian government
was successful in its efforts to influence the outcome of November's presidential election.
That Russia tried to do this is no longer in serious dispute.
Russian hackers successfully accessed the emails of the Democratic National Committee.
Turkey leaks acted as the conduit.
The resulting email dumps and leaks probably reinforced voters' negative views of Hillary
Clinton.
A little bit later in the article, he says, quote, in the end, it's not for the United
States to solve the Russian question.
That is Russia's challenge.
But by reestablishing the Kissingerian rule that the United States should be closer to
each Russia and China than they are to each other, the Trump administration could take
an important step towards cleaning up the geopolitical mess bequeathed by Barack Obama.
In 2016, after the election, he's espousing a Kissingerian line about geopolitics.
Hey, bro.
Hey, bro.
This guy's a globalist.
Boy.
You know what?
Here's how despicable that guy is.
Here's how despicable that guy is.
Kind of believe in globalists, right?
Alex sucks.
His three news stories for the day is Marine Le Pen, who's legally a fascist and also legally
a fascist.
And also, uh, yeah, there's no like stand on in terms of like French.
The French.
None.
None.
The government doesn't have the same free speech laws that we do.
Uh-uh.
Uh-uh.
Porch bomb.
He's defending a British fascist organization.
Right.
Right.
Right.
Anti-Islam organization.
And then the third guy is a huge proponent of Kissinger and a fan of the Iraq war up
till current day.
Porch bomb.
You should be exactly the type of person that Alex would be like, I hate everything
he says.
Right.
It's a bunch of nonsense.
Anyway.
It doesn't.
They don't mean anything.
They don't have any ideology.
No.
But it's fun.
They don't mean anything.
It's so fun for me when Alex is citing all these people and then you see their history
and he's like, what are you doing?
Yeah.
What are you doing?
You don't.
You have no principles.
They just don't.
They don't believe in anything.
Go to court.
It's so frustrating.
Go to court.
Anyway.
In this next clip, Alex Jones gets a little bit esoteric and we can enjoy that.
Okay.
Good.
I'm not going to get into how you freeze neurons.
I should say.
I'm not going to get into how you freeze neurons.
That's how you started.
You didn't pause it until after that point.
How do you freeze neurons, Dan?
I should be clear.
I forgot to set this up right.
Alex is talking about, there's a startup that's coming out that's like, we can put
your brain into the cloud, but it's a hundred percent fatal and everyone's clowning on it
being like, this is a stupid idea.
And Alex is like, this is what I've been talking about for 20 years.
Alex read Transmetropolitan and he was like, this is real.
Yeah.
Exactly.
So he's getting into how like, this is impossible.
This is a trap.
This is a trap.
You don't want to kill you.
Of course.
Then they break and you unfreeze them.
They shatter even more how their electrochemical and die.
Once the electrochemical data starts going through them and how you cannot resuscitate
it and how they have proven that there is a interdimensional spiritual force at the
sixth dimension that your brain can actually peer into that opens a jump gate in your mind.
That's how people have been able to predict the future, how they've been able to, you
know, like, uh, aborigines in, in, in, um, Australia are very famous for this, uh, like
especially the women, they'll know when their sons died in the mine, they'll just get up
and say, I've got to be flown 2000 miles, died in the mind.
And it's always accurate.
Always.
How is it always?
They're, they're, uh, that's how birds know to fly south for the winter of magnetic lines.
We've got magnetic cells in our brains, but they all resonate with space time, space winds,
space winds, the planets, gravitational pull.
Electromagnetic frequency.
And then that's only third dimension from there.
Just that said, if you're talking about time, that's at the very least fourth
dimension, boy, you understand that time is the fourth dimension.
I think what you don't understand, what don't I understand is that your brain is
a jump gate that allows aborigine women to see the future.
Who proved interdimensional thought process?
None of that, no, no, no, that's real.
That's all just lore.
Uh, I guess that's what I would say.
I don't know what that is.
Theosophy.
It's just all kinds of, he's seen YouTube videos basically, I'm sure.
Um, but like the thing that I think is really fascinating, I mean, cause all that's a load
of insane, it's pseudoscience insane.
It's, it's, it's the line between pseudoscience and the ravings of a mad man.
I would describe it as bananas.
But the thing that I think is fascinating about it is how
enabled he is like, he can't track a thought.
So he's like, your brain goes through a jump gate.
That's what the aborigines are famous for, especially the women that be
everybody knows aborigines are famous.
I got to fly 2000 miles cause my son is trapped in a mine.
It's really far away.
Aborigine women would constantly have to fly 2000 miles because they got a
premonition that their kid was, they're like Soros.
They're always busy.
I don't think they can't delegate.
I, I look, I don't think most, they can't use cell phones most.
You could have just called most aborigine population, uh, that exists still to this
day, doesn't need to travel 2000 miles always, always.
They're very, they're very busy.
It's all hot load of nonsense.
Um, anyway, earlier Jordan in this episode, I talked about how
Alex Jones had inside information about the Austin bombings.
He has so much inside information.
And, uh, so that was, that was on the 13th.
Now we've come to the 15th and, uh, some news has come out that Alex
thinks validates the earlier report.
That's not good.
Let's take a listen.
That's not good.
That said, uh, we were told by sources at the bombing site involved with it directly,
that it was a pressure bomb, all three bombs in Austin going back Monday through
last week, the killed one woman and injured three others.
Unfortunately, we had a very, very simple pressure bombs that when you move them,
they go off.
Oh, look, it's breaking Fox news.
Austin package bombs, probably pretty simple components can lead cops to the
suspect or experts say, so you get tomorrow's news today and they go into that.
So I don't know why they don't just tell people the type of bomb it is.
Um, I know the people involved on the ground think the public should be
knowing this because the bombs are constructed on the site.
You can't move them.
Wait, but you said they were constructed on the port.
Here you go.
They're constructed on the ports and then you can't move them because once you
move them, they explode.
Right.
And that he says that Fox in Austin is, is confirming that I'm going to read
to you from an article in Fox Austin.
How's that going?
By Wednesday afternoon, police had taken down tape and opened up old Fort Hill
Drive.
That's where 17 year old Draylin Mason lost his life after bringing in a package
and opening it inside his kitchen next to his mom.
Can't move them.
Quote, I heard this loud boom.
It woke me and shook the walls of the house said Jesse Washington next door
neighbor neighbors.
Do you understand that?
Like what he's saying is absolutely literally contradicted by the information
that has come out every single thing like you can't move them.
And he thought this was this confirmed it.
The case is clear that it was moved.
It was the most moveable.
Such nonsense.
It just, I don't understand.
I mean, I do understand.
He's just grasping at straws.
Um, but anyway, we have one more clip left to play and then I think we both have
to pee.
Um, this is real fun.
Okay.
It starts fun.
Okay.
And then we get a sense.
I don't like, I don't, I wish you would just stopped it.
It starts fun.
It starts fun.
And then we get a sense.
Like, you know that, that whole like a right wing complaint whenever there's a
school shooting that like you immediately turn it political, you know, that idea?
Yes, I'm aware.
Well, I, I, I'm going to spoil this a little bit.
I don't want you to spoil this a little bit.
Okay.
So earlier today in Florida, there was a bridge that collapsed.
Yes, I recall.
And some people passed away.
Read about it.
Um, watch how fast Alex turns that political.
No, you, that's not even a thing.
Wait, wait for it.
Okay.
This might be a Mike down situation.
All right.
Mike down.
Burning inside from the front lines of the information war of the information war.
It's Alex Jones.
950 ton pedestrian bridge collapsed about 20 minutes ago at Florida international
university reports of multiple deaths and injuries.
Our prayers go out to everybody and that's too bad.
And I certainly, uh, you know, wow, just a prelude of a big earthquake out in
California or Mount St.
Helens blows up in Oregon or in Washington, but should we ban bridges?
He's one of the band guns.
Jihadi's running people with cars.
Do you, do you, do you ban the cars?
England keeps trying to ban butcher knives, making it a license because they
have a lot of knife crime.
Let's say a bunch of people die from bridge collapse.
It's just out of the news in hours, but it's some craved person on a bunch of
Prozac type drugs.
Well, it goes on forever and all gun owners are then to blame.
So all of us that ever drove a bridge, all of us that ever drove in a car.
All of us that ever paid taxes for highways.
We killed the people in Florida, according to that broken logic.
And of course we didn't kill them.
Of course it didn't, uh, he turned that, uh, into a anti gun regulation
message in like 12 seconds.
And also that logic doesn't track either because, you know, the reason, you
know, what would help with these bridges is tight regulations.
Yeah.
I think it would probably be like a, uh, people, everything needs to be up to
code.
There needs to be inspections of the bridges that need to be, uh, the people
who are actually building it need to be licensed, uh, those sorts of things.
So actually even by his own words, he's kind of advocating
regulation for gun regulation.
Yeah.
Congratulations, Alex.
You're a stupid fuck and an insensitive one that is fucking unbelievable.
How quick does he not understand?
Does he not even come close to understanding why it is that a
fucking bridge would collapse?
Well, this was a new one too.
It's not even an old one.
Exactly.
That's crazy.
Exactly.
That's the point.
It's bad.
It's bad.
Think about, like think about why a bridge would collapse.
Like, okay, let's start from the beginning.
All right.
You're building a bridge, but you can't really afford to replace that bridge
to the level that you need to.
So you need to cut some corners, cutting some costs.
Right.
How do you cut costs, Dan?
Low bids.
You take, you take a, you take a, now perhaps if your government was funded
better, you would be able to afford to do the job fucking right in the same way
that if your government, like I fucking unreal, I honestly believe that one of
the reasons that we're in the situation that we are right now with
infrastructure and crumbling bridges and shit is because when the new deal
happened, there was a ton of money for infrastructure work and roads.
And yeah, we made a lot of pretty strong bridges and now it's been 70 years
since then and those have deteriorated.
Um, and you know, I'm not saying that this bridge collapse in Miami is going
to be indicative of more bridge collapses that are going to happen.
That would be silly of me to say that it's a harbinger of things to come.
Well, Trump is personally shutting down the New York to New Jersey, uh,
train line that's being built.
Like he's doing that just because they spited him or he perceives that they
spied it, they fucked with Christie and it is like, it is what?
Like 15% of our economy that is, uh, held hostage by him not doing this bridge.
Like there's so much of this that is exactly what the new deal was in
response to, that we're incapable of dealing with something preemptively.
It has to become a disaster.
And then America is like, Oh, I got it.
Like for what?
40 years before the Great Depression, it was a constant never ending.
Let's cut taxes.
Let's make income inequality as insane as possible.
And then once it is utterly and completely destroyed, America is like,
Oh yeah, socialism is great.
Yeah.
And then when everything's fine, everybody's like, Oh yeah, free market is great.
And then that fucking destroys the economy and everybody's like, Oh yeah,
maybe Bernie Sanders was fucking right.
Like this is an insane, this is an untenable bullshit system that we live in.
And the fact that, let me get back to this.
The fact that that fucking lamb guy is the best that the Democrats can fucking
do maybe is untenable.
Maybe it is that neoliberalist bullshit concept that will never fucking end.
Maybe in that district, he's the best he can do.
Maybe if somebody would actually fucking full throated, go to bat for reality.
Maybe people would be far more, I'm sorry.
Mate, I'm just, I'm just saying that that, that the concept that the Democratic
party has of we need to be afraid of our ideas is the reason that we've been fucked
over for 40 years and maybe if the idea was fuck, yeah, let's fucking live up to
what it is we believe instead of this constant mitigation of our concepts and
our ideas, maybe we would fucking win.
Maybe the Overton window would be closer towards the fucking center instead
of closer towards the far right as you can possibly go.
Like Marie Le Pen, she would win an election here.
Yeah, probably.
My, the, the, the problem that you have is in your rhetoric is that there is no
center, there is nonsense.
Exactly.
It's not a, uh, it's not a two dimensional spectrum.
It's nonsense.
There is, there is the right and there is reality and that's it.
And if you are anywhere near the right, you are as far away from realities
you can be.
And I think, I think at the end of this, what is like at the end of all of
this tragedy that we're about to befall and all.
Oh, it's going to be a disaster.
I think what's going to end up having five years from now, there will be no
America.
Well, probably not, but if there is, there will be another FDR ish move.
We would hope, um, in order to save everything from the disaster, we find
ourselves, what we should do is kill everybody over 55.
And if we're able to pull that off, politically, if we're able to pull that
off, the next thing I would hope, uh, that we do, um, is do it better at this
time, because at the end of the new deal, I think we blew it.
I think we blew it, uh, even during the new deal, it was watered down immensely
because of this very same concept of incoming quality.
So bad.
We've got to, all right, all right, all right, all right, fine.
No more history lessons.
I don't want to, no more history lessons.
Fine.
The bottom line is Alex Jones is being sued by a bunch of people who are
real.
He's creating fake versions of them.
I don't want to fucking dwell on this anymore.
I got to piss really bad.
All right.
Um, this has been fun.
Dan, let me ask you a question.
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I also apologize.
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Sure.
And maybe you.
Anyway, thank you all so much for listening.
I think we're all in agreement.
Uh, uh, Gavin McGinnis can go fuck himself.
Andy and Kansas, you're on the air.
Thanks for holding.
Well, Alex, I'm a first time caller, I'm a huge fan.
I love your work.
I love you.