Knowledge Fight - #149: The Press Conference

Episode Date: April 13, 2018

Today, Dan tells Jordan all about the press conference that Alex Jones held in Washington DC on April 10, 2018. Actually, that's not true, they talk about that a little bit, but mostly talk about how ...stupid the Q and A session that Alex held after the conference was. 

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Starting point is 00:00:00 Andy and Kansas, you're on the air. Thanks for holding. So Alex, I'm a first-time caller. I'm a huge fan. I love your work. I love you. Hey everybody, welcome back to Knowledge Fight. I'm Dan. I'm Jared. We're a couple dudes like to sit around, drink novelty beverages and talk a little bit about Alex Jones. Indeed we are. Dan, Dan, is there a hook to this podcast? Yeah, there is. I'm sick of the bullshit. All right. I'm sick of hearing about you. We both. I'm a little bit sick of that too. No blood rain. Cinematic classic. Fine. Cinematic classic. You know a lot about blood rain. I don't know anything about blood. I don't know anything about blood rain either. I know a lot about Alex Jones. I don't know anything about
Starting point is 00:00:39 Alex Jones. And that is the subject of the show. It's the fun of the show. Today we got a really interesting. Is it though? I think it's fun. People seem to enjoy it. I think it's part of the fun. It's, I don't know what's fun about this. I know it's fun for me, but bone mose like that, Dan. Look out for a couple of portmanteaus coming later. Coming soon. We'll see if that happens. To a feeder near you. So before we get going on today's show, I'd like to give a shout out to a new donor. What's going on out there, Rebecca? I'm a policy wonk. Thank you so much. Oh, shit. We appreciate you joining up the show. Congratulations on being a policy one. Thank you very much, Rebecca Rose Rushmore, which is a deep cut for anybody who likes the thrilling adventure hour.
Starting point is 00:01:21 I see. If you'd like to be a policy wonk, much like Rebecca, you can do so by going to our website, knowledge fight.com and clicking the button that says support the show. We'd really appreciate it. Cause you know, we would. All right. I don't know. This is why we're where we are. We're the worst at sales pitch. I got nothing. I got no sales skills. We really appreciate because Dan couldn't survive without it. Let's just put it that way. And we're probably a hundred, like maybe a hundred, hundred fifty dollars a month away from like legitimate comfort or like survival level. Oh yeah. We can't do that. Yeah. So that's where we're at. And if you haven't donated to the show and you enjoy it and you'd like to, we can get there. We can get there. It's within.
Starting point is 00:02:06 Absolutely. It's within reach without having to sell out. We can't sell out anyway. No, we'd be asking us to sell out. No, not at all. Anyway, before we spin further down this. Yeah. Coca-Cola doesn't really want to jump on the Jordan's a big fan of white genocide boat. Right. Dan's obsessed with a creepy asshole and Jordan wants to kill white people. So Jordan, today we are brought to you by Squarespace, I guess. I imagine Talkspace doesn't want to sponsor us seeing as we're insane. Talkspace wants to have us join them. We need to be clients. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. The only reason we would be like, we would accept Talkspace as a sponsor, but only if they just gave us free. That's got to be a piece of it. You got to get a little bit of taste. Like if you work at McDonald's,
Starting point is 00:02:54 you get a free lunch. Is that all you get? Oh, oh, and the way Jordan, today we are going to be going over the thing which everyone probably guesses that we would be going over. And that is Tuesday. Alex Jones did his landmark press conference from Washington, DC. He went down to the swamp to confront these globalists. Got to do it. Spoiler alert. The press conference itself was a disaster and not a good disaster. Like not a fun, entertaining disaster. It was just the way I tweeted this out and I stand by it. The press conference was the equivalent of a comic who can't get on Comedy Central, can't get booked. So they book out a small theater and make their own special. It's basically like no one wants you. No one wants you, but you'll make it look
Starting point is 00:03:42 like they do. So he rents out a room in the National Press Club and then just does his normal bits. So he does like a YouTube should let me stay on it. Two firemen are butt fucking in a smoke filled room. More or less. Yeah. More or less. And so we have a couple clips of that and then something that is way more important. Also rest in peace, John Fox. The cross here. Yeah. So we got a couple clips of the actual press conference that no one's talking about that I think are important because if you want coverage of the rest of the press conference, go watch it. Yeah, go listen to any of our episodes. You'll hear him saying the same shit or go look at right wing watch. They covered the standard stuff. I'm not shitting on them,
Starting point is 00:04:25 but you know, they covered the stuff that you wouldn't pick up on necessarily unless you knew too much, which I do. There you go. So here's the first thing and this is a sort of an out of context drop, but I think this is the most offensive thing that he says in the entire press conference. That's the total control. Google is gone. It's a worthless search engine now. It's crazy. You go to Bing and others. It's Microsoft. You know, they're still fair. They show a mix of things. Fuck you. Telling us to bang it. Don't don't tell us to use Bing. What's Bing's market share at this point, Dan? Almost nothing. Do they have like two guys working on it? I use all of this.
Starting point is 00:05:10 Microsoft definitely has to know like we're never going to compete on that front. Yeah, we might as well just have it in case Google's office gets exploded by a meteor in case. Yeah, yeah. Let's stay around on the off chance. Right. No, it's not a bad idea. The other thing, I'm seeing this in the chat and this is like the big story that you see on the headlines about his press conference. He went over and groped the American flag and that is because someone asked him about his connections to Russia and they started screaming about how he's Americana and he sees a flag and he goes over and starts kissing it. It was okay. But it was deflectionary. Now, according to the Uniform Code, I believe that is a violation, right? Like,
Starting point is 00:05:55 isn't that something that technically is prosecutable? It's grosser than him letting it touch the ground. That's for sure. Yeah. Well, kneeling during the national anthem is, of course, the worst thing that anybody can do and they should never be given a job. Sure. But essentially fucking a flag, that's totally fine. Totally fine. Yeah, absolutely. I don't have any feelings on it whatsoever except for that the guy was trying to ask a very legitimate question that is like Alex, you have been appearing on Russian television. You have your, you keep reposting without permission stories from RT. Right. All your narratives seem to be Putin approved and Putin apologetic narratives. Yeah. Roger Stone supportive. Roger Stone,
Starting point is 00:06:38 your story doesn't really make sense. Lee Stranahan, this other guy who's there, you literally work for Sputnik. You have to understand why people are asking questions about this. And then Alex starts screaming. And then we also, we also tested a novelty, one of those novelty tiny flags and Bill Clinton all over it. That's all I'm saying. Dry cleaners can't take care of that flag. So I have a theory. I have a theory and I think that the press conference that he did was mostly, it was sort of a desperation move because he doesn't say anything he doesn't say normally. He just wanted to make a big splash out of it. But I think that he might be trying to bait Soros into suing him. I think that's, I think that
Starting point is 00:07:22 might have been one of the lead objectives of him going to do this press conference. And in this clip, he's just had Leanne McAdoo come up and talk for a little while. And she does this like, I'm afraid of public, is she the opening comic? No, Jack Pasobak was the opening comic. He was the opener. This, there's a murderer's row of losers on this show. Yes. I thought it would just be Alex. Did he have somebody else doing the fourth hour? What's going on here? This press conference was Jack Pasobak. It was Leanne McAdoo, Millie Weaver, Jerome Corsi. Rainbow Snatch was in the press room. She was. Okay. You had Jerome Corsi. You had Leigh Stranahan. You had Mike Shanahan. Why not? Mike Shanahan. Throw them all in. The old Cardinals announcer. He was drunk.
Starting point is 00:08:12 Everyone was drunk. Spoiler alert. Shannon Elizabeth. Is that a person? Yeah. I think she was a movie star, right? Okay. So you have, you have Leanne McAdoo up there. And I don't know if she's actually afraid of public speaking or anything like that. None of her behavior on the show or her live reports where she goes out and talks to people on the street would indicate that she has a fear of public speaking. Right. But she really hams it up of like, I, I'm afraid of addressing crowds, but I'm here. And I think there's a little bit of it that's trying to make a fee ball victim out of her. Right. That Alex can then. Right. And then if anybody attacks her, that's, it turns into like, how could you dare attack this beautiful young woman? Which is exactly where
Starting point is 00:08:55 this clip starts. Great. Sweet Leanne McAdoo. As you probably, I mean, look at this. Come here. Look at this. Seriously. Oh no, I don't like any of that. Because Soros is fighting that whole board, that whole deal. What do you want to say to the Nazi collaborator? I mean, he's targeting you already. You want to say something to him? I just, it's frightening. And this is really scary, the precedent that's being set here, or at least attempting to be set. Also really, really sorry about this. The sound is terrible and it's because none of them have mic technique. Right. So you're, there's going to be, you got to eat the mic. There's going to be some stuff that's a little bit lower than you want it to be. I'm just going to have to deal with it. All right. Jesus. You don't
Starting point is 00:09:31 have to get so aggressive at me. I'm apologizing. Dick. Look into the camera and go. And that's, that's what I'm guilty of. I mean, that's crazy. That is a bizarre sentiment. But if you tell George Soros that he was a war hero and was secretly Captain America and that he killed Hitler, tell him, you killed Hitler and he'll stop soon. Well, he's literally on video talking about, you know, how happy he was for his, you know, past his childhood. But the mainstream press says that you are a liar for saying that about him. Because he's lying about it. They will literally have videos of George Soros, you know, saying how happy he was. Captain America. But that's a lie versus actually not having video of Alex Jones saying things and they just kind of make it all
Starting point is 00:10:19 up. We got it. Where is the real fake news? I'm talking about Soros. Seriously. So I want to say this. I apologize to George Soros. He actually went in on the D-Day invasion in Normandy. Oh, he brings sarcastic. Oh, no. I'm telling you, he is a superhero, not a super villain. He's got a favorite tone of voice movie villains after him. Actually, they admitted two James Bond villains ago was actually based on Soros and its quantum group, but that's okay. I want to kneel to Soros and say your lordship, you are a hero that killed Hitler. There, they probably put that out. Anderson Cooper Jones admits tonight that it was actually George Soros and here's hidden film footage that the OSS had from World War II as he fights 400 SS officers who had actually turned into werewolves
Starting point is 00:11:06 and then severs the head of Adolf Hitler. Great movie. So that's the truth. Soros killed Hitler. So hail Soros. Now let's get serious. All right. This is him doing a press conference. Like there's no part of this that is like you would expect professionalism. And to be fair, he does have his lawyer speak for a little while and he is sort of professional. But you would expect like as Alex Jones is lawyer, none of this is admissible. And I do not want anyone to know what has happened here. Don't snitch. I have advised my client not to do this, not to be doing this. And eventually I will advise him not to have done this, which is not possible. The Lord knows the media is not covering this. Yeah, of course not. I think I can. If Alex says the media will cover
Starting point is 00:11:55 this, they're not going to because it's clearly stupid. The media is going to cover the horribly offensive bullshit that you say. And even because it's horribly offensive and it's bullshit. And even that not really because they're I mean most of the articles are about him groping the flag and shit like that. Which is you fuck a flag you get what you get. But it's reasonably innocuous compared to what we're going to be talking about after we discuss the the press conference pieces that we have because it's way more important and no one that I've seen has been talking about this, which is really what everyone should be talking about. But before we get to that, we get an appearance from Roger Stone, Alex. Wait, what? Roger Stone should have left the
Starting point is 00:12:36 country by now. He's not here the fucking bells are ringing. He's he's standing up and fighting. He's going to be there. He's going to he want to do now. Don't be a fucking idiot. He's got a deal already. You think so? He's the sleaziest player in the game. No, but come on. He's the Ric Flair of Info Wars. He's a dirty cheating asshole. Like he's a political dirty dude. So like, of course, he's like, I know what I did. I know what they can find out I did. I'm going to go ahead and get a little bit of protection. And that's why I don't know he's acting like he hasn't gotten that deal. I don't know. At least some of the some of the interviews where he's like, nah, I was I was bullshitting about talking to Goose for 2.0 and all that shit. I think that's trying to maintain
Starting point is 00:13:24 maintain alt-right credibility. And then you got to get that. But then also, I think it's what we talk about all the time, him living his best life. That's true. Because he kind of also, I think, wants to fuck with people again. That fits perfectly with what we know because otherwise you're right. He should be out of the country. Yeah. Oh, absolutely. But he's not. He's in Washington, D.C. for this fucking stupid press conference. And one thing that I think is really awesome is that Alex is so distracted that he doesn't realize that he brings up Roger Stone twice. He's bringing brings up Roger Stone. He sends him away, brings him back up. Well, after like two other speakers or so, he brings him back. Okay. Roger's got some
Starting point is 00:14:03 Roger's got to do another 15 minutes. Let me tell you something about this guy. It's speaking of which he gets up there and he does a bit. I am such an aficionado of Nixon that yes, it's true. I have a tattoo on my back about the size of a grapefruit, which is a daily reminder that in life, when things don't go your way, when you get knocked down, when you don't succeed, when you lose, well, you resign to get back up. It's a story of resiliency. It's a story of persistence. It's an American story. It also makes me the only person you know with a dick on the front and the back. You heard a couple laughs. You heard a couple laughs. One of them. Alex really loud. Oh yeah. Yeah. He's like the guy who's like the friend
Starting point is 00:14:54 who's there along at the show laughing overly. Right. Good bit. Roger. Good bit. Right. Hey, you got him. You got him with that. You still got it. Stone. Like Pablo Francisco show and that fucking joke is like that's his standard joke. He makes that a lot, but like, oh, of course, but that's his, that's his Reagan joke. Reagan made the same joke like a million times in his eight years. Yeah. That's his, that's his one. And also that is his moment. Like we were talking about this on the Andrew Breitbart episode about Larry Sinclair, the guy who claimed to have blown Obama in the back of a limo after doing crack cocaine with him. Right. Right. That guy also rented out the press club and gave a press conference that went
Starting point is 00:15:37 way off the rails. Okay. Today. No, no, no, no. Because that'd be back when he was making the accusations or wait or whatever. And what a good year. Well, his lawyer, if you'll recall, was wearing a kilt and someone did not know that someone asked him why are you wearing a kilt and he's so I can blow him on short notice. No, his lawyer who had been disbarred at previous to but his lawyer explained that pants were fine for some people who don't have large dicks in the press club during a press conference. Now I'm kind of a fan of that. It's, it's ridiculous. But at the same time, like that's Roger's moment like that. That's when you know your press conference sucks is when someone starts dick talk in the middle of it. It's like, it's almost, it's almost
Starting point is 00:16:24 like a comedy magician. We're gonna throw, we're gonna throw all these sleight of hand techniques at you. But if we toss a dick joke in every now and again, you're going to forget that I'm shitty at both. Right. You'll be surprised though. And I will say, uh, ta-da. Yeah, exactly. To dick. There we go. So this next clip is a question from someone in the audience. Myself negative one for that. I agree with that. Yep. Apologies. This next clip is someone in the audience asking question. And I don't think you'll understand what he's talking about. I don't think most people did, but I do because I'm crazy. Please come to the mic and tell folks what you're talking about. Uh, Ole Damagard is an internationally recognized author and historian.
Starting point is 00:17:05 He's an expert on political assassinations. And he appeared on my show, Crowdsource the Truth, on YouTube. And he presented a document, he presented a document that was given to him by a contact of his within the Department of Homeland Security that indicated that a permit was applied for for the march for our lives prior to the shooting. And he said this is a smoking gun that indicates that something happened there that differs from what we've been told. The video received an anonymous strike from people who think they've got First Amendment rights as anonymous avatars on the internet. We don't even know if that's a person. That could be an artificial intelligence entity. That could be someone operating out of a country that is not protected
Starting point is 00:17:49 by the Constitution of the United States. And it did not. All of them not the United States. My constitutional rights to face my accuser and know what I'm being accused of. Thank you for letting me speak, Alex. Well, I, I feel that's almost there, but I want to look out. That is powerful information. Uh, go ahead, ma'am. You want something? So that's powerful information. Alex knows that name. It's a, it was more of a plug, really. I, yeah, it was kind of a plug. Yeah. I too know that name. Ole Damagard. You know how? Oh, I, I just heard Dan Magard. Ole Damagard. Okay. You know how I know that name? Uh, cause he holds the acts of Damascus. He's a frequent guest on Project Camelot. No shit. Yeah. I love it. Love it. He's Kerry Cassidy's go to false flag guy. I love that.
Starting point is 00:18:37 Yeah. I love it. Which is one of the reasons we haven't listened to episodes that have him on it on Project Camelot cause they are not fun. They're this false flag bullshit. Yeah. But they are as crazy and as stupid as her, uh, Mark Richards episodes. Right. Certainly. Just depressing and dumb. Just not fun and more like, oh, you're making up all this shit. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. You have sources who tell you all this nonsense. He's got a source in Homeland Security. So what I want to say is, first of all, this is all bullshit. Yeah. But second, it's crazy to me that this is a really interesting illustration of just how close Project Camelot world and Alex Jones world really are. They are not that far apart. Yeah. You have a guy who was, uh, interviewing Ole Damagard
Starting point is 00:19:20 on his YouTube show. Say that name 30 more times. Ole Damagard. Where do these people fucking come from? I think he's from, um, he's from Europe somewhere. Oh, well, then he's not protected by the United States Constitution. He might be from Denmark. I'm not entirely sure. That's not even a real place. Yeah. Uh, he goes on all kinds of like YouTube conspiracy shows that are just like weird people with a webcam. Do you mean essentially us, but not, but stupid? We don't put things on YouTube all the time. That's true. That's true. I think our webcams are better than most of the people I've seen. That's a fair point. They mostly use the built-in cams. Oh, that's not a good idea. So like, uh, I don't know, man. I don't, I, I don't know what further point I have on this other
Starting point is 00:20:07 than it's fascinating to me to see that name come up and like, I feel like the, the, any press that's covering this should be like, Oh my God, this guy, look at this. Look at this connection. But no one does. No one cares. Right. I mean, I'm the only person who's excited when I almost did a fucking spit take of water when I was watching this, like, Ole Damagard. Really? Yeah. That's bananas. I just don't expect to see these worlds intersect like this. I know, but I mean, there's no way anybody in the, in the actual press would be like, Oh, well, Ole Damagard, of course, is the, because what? Because what? What? Well, it's because Alex, the only reason I'm interested is because Alex called it powerful information. Also, who's a crowdsource the truth is what this guy is
Starting point is 00:20:55 from? This is a YouTube show. Where? Why? Well, because Alex got to control who got in. Gotcha. And he did not let in a lot of, you know what? Here's my theory. No one asked. Because there is a guy from right. Watch there. Okay. And he got in and he was super excited. And then the other people who were there are people like mothers for Trump and Trump talk, a podcast called Trump talk. Oh, by the way, I went, those are also mothers for drunk driving. I went to the mothers for Trump website and they have like issues button you can press. And it links to Donald Trump, DonaldJTrump.com.com, his positions page. Okay. And it's interesting that if you click that link, it says 404 page not found. So that's inspiring.
Starting point is 00:21:45 Mothers for Trump obviously don't really know how to use the web. Let's be honest about that. They got a nice country jam that plays automatically. If you go to their website, too, it's a very disappointing. Really? Yeah. So Jordan, this is the end of what I want to talk about in terms of the press conference because the rest of it, it's just, it's just nothing. And they redo it. Wait, what? So Alex did his show. And he's sort of just, it's not a very interesting show. But immediately after the show, he did a free for all question and answer thing at the Mary Mayweather hotel. Okay. They rented out the ballroom. I was about to, I thought you were about to say the Marriott. And I was like, that sounds right for where he's staying. They,
Starting point is 00:22:26 basically just redid the press conference where they just had about the exact same crew people minus Leanne McAdoo come up and give slightly different speeches. And it's important to notice what the differences are. They know that at this place, how many watchful eyes, they're in front of a friendly audience. And so it turns into essentially lower their guard a little hand. It turns into a white nationalist Nazi rally. I totally saw that coming. Yeah, of course. But no one's talking about this. Alex Jones had this big Q and a session, which is available on his fucking YouTube channel. And if you go and listen to it, there is consistent, really troubling things that are being said by people, a couple of them even prefacing them by
Starting point is 00:23:13 saying earlier we were in front of the press, but now I know we're all friends, which is not great. Not a thing you want to hear any white person say ever. No, there's never been a situation where I've heard like after a show, if some dude is like, Hey, let me tell you something that automatically means you're about to hear a racist joke. Hey, bro, you're cool. Yeah. Yeah. So you're white. We're on the same team. You want to hear me say the N word a few times? No, I'm getting, I'm making a little bit of a harsh declaration up top. And I hope it will be borne out by the clips that we listen to. So suspend belief in me until we get through this. Sure. I stand by what I'm saying. But before we get to that, here's three minutes of before the press conference, where
Starting point is 00:24:03 Alex Jones, I think thinks Jordan Klepper is trying to get into the question and answer session. Okay, it hasn't started yet. And Alex is clearly drunk. Wait, so he thinks that outside Jordan Klepper is just like fighting to get in them doors. He's talking to a guy that is not on camera, that might be Jordan Klepper, but I don't know that it is. Okay, he wants everyone to think that it is. And I'm willing to believe that it is. I doubt it, but I have no proof. Okay, I can't say one way or another. But this is Alex very clearly drunk, talking to someone who he does not want in on this question and answer. He wants it. So we just actually have our first message to allow you to have your first
Starting point is 00:25:50 watch and get your lucky and serious, big, good stuff. And then tell me these rattles we're going to see back in WG. That's not a good time to go. So sure. It's called pest control. This goes on for like another four minutes. Of course. It's just him yelling Chuck E cheese the rat over and over again. It was fun at first. It was, I thought the chanting part that was great. That's a solid move. And then of course, Alex does his traditional drunk thing, which is to murder
Starting point is 00:27:07 a dead horse as much as you possibly can. Like he got one little positive reinforcement and he's like, this is going to last forever. He tries to get the chant going again. It kind of worked the first time, but then it does not work the second time. No. And then he changes the chant mid chant, which is a bad idea. Yeah. And so you might be asking why the fuck did he screaming Chuck E cheese the rat? It's kind of a weird thing to yell. Now I didn't make out a lot of that. It was mostly him saying Chuck E cheese the rat. Well, I mean, early on, I heard him say brain force. Yeah. He said, take your brain force. All right. He was just doing a plug. That's just doing a plug at a fucking hotel ballroom to nobody. He's doing a little plug.
Starting point is 00:27:50 A couple of these people do plugs. It's interesting. So now he's a teleprompter reader. He's accusing Jordan Klepper of being a teleprompter reader. That's what I heard. Yes. Cause that's what he always does. And then later on, what is ostensibly, Jordan Klepper says, I am allowed to accuse anybody of anything. I have free speech or whatever, but that doesn't sound like Jordan. Like, no, that's a very bad thing to say. No, no. I mean, the voice doesn't sound like it. Oh, I think the content is more like that's, that's bad. No. Isn't he supposed to be? He's supposed to be a prank. He's a comedian. Yeah. Is he supposed to come up with better shit than that? Yeah, he absolutely would have. And he would have sent Tim bolts or something
Starting point is 00:28:35 like that. He would have sent one of these other people who Alex doesn't know who they are. Right. So anyway, that isn't me. Chuck E cheese. The rat is very confusing because I don't, I don't understand what that means. Completely. I heard he said radioactive rat or something. And then he went to Chuck E cheese. I don't think he did. He might have. Chuck E cheese. Yeah. Yeah. That's a, that's a, it's a mutated rat. Ninja turtle situation. Yep. Yep. Um, so Alex sounds right. Uh, finally about five or six minutes into this video that he posted. Finally, uh, Rob do is like, do you want a mic? Uh, and then this is what happens. Alex, if you want to mic, let's get ready to remove you. That's illegal. Yeah. That's, that's copyright. Michael
Starting point is 00:29:23 buffer is going to sue you. We found a comedy central comedy central rat in here. Don't worry. We dealt with it. They just turned my mic down. That's good. I'm too loud. Ted. All right. All right. All right, everybody, we'll get Roger's toe to a little wall. Everybody let's chill out. Let Roger sit down. I want to just before we get to this, uh, I want just the, the premise to be clear. He announced this as a like two hour question and answer session and it is not that in any way. Does he get to the calls? There's no calls. There's no calls. No calls. So then it's a, it's a great situation. I would guess the turnout is something to the tune
Starting point is 00:30:09 of 50, uh, in this ballroom. It's respectable, but based on his pretenses about his audience, you would think the room would be over swelling. It's not, you would hope it's very, it's very, um, modest in, uh, in turnout. Um, I don't judge. And like I said, he just redos the press conference. He just has all the same people come and give speeches and then at the end gets to some questions and it's unfortunate that he does because one of these questions that's gets asked is one of the most crazy things I've ever heard on info wars, which is a big, big pronouncement. It will blow your mind. Okay. It will absolutely blow your mind. Okay. Uh, but we have to go through a little bit of bullshit to get there. It'll be fun bullshit. Anyway,
Starting point is 00:30:55 here's Chuck E. Cheese, the rat. We had, what's that guy's name from the failed comedy central? What's that guy's name? Kobe. What is it? Kobe. He's thinking of Colbert. Kobe, Chuck E. Cheese, the rat bastard. So what they want to do is talk to us to make us look like idiots and then edit it all out of context and tell a bunch of lies about it. So all they get for me is Chuck E. Cheese, the rat, which will be his new meme. It will be the, what he's known as 50 years from now when he goes on to Valhalla. I doesn't understand me. Okay. Just like Trump, you know, lion, Ted Cruz or crooked Hillary. Here's the thing for a moniker for a nickname to stick. It's gotta act. So he's gonna die in battle. And let me tell you something. Who doesn't think comedy
Starting point is 00:31:45 central and all those anti-American pseudo intellectual scumbags don't look and act like a bunch of goddamn globalist rats? What do you think? What is it? That was not a big, that was not a big cheer. What does a globalist rat look like? Splinter? Jews. Oh. So let's give them a clip when they try to cut all this together on comedy central. Chuck E. Cheese, the rat, go home. Crawl back in your hole. Chuck E. Cheese, the rat master. Anyway, I'm sorry. That was great. The reason that I brought some solid, solid work right there. The reason that I paused where I did and said that is if globalism is what you're against, and it's a philosophy of trying to undermine nationalism and national sovereignty in order
Starting point is 00:32:36 to sell out to multinational corporations and what have you, and that's what you're really mad about, that doesn't have a physical component to it. If you're talking about why do these people look like globalists, generally speaking, that means that you are talking about something that is something about their appearance. Or it could just be that they wax their mustaches. Yeah, it could be. All right, fine. Yeah, we'll give him some, what, is he really, does he think that the globalists look like hipsters? Is that what he's thinking? I mean, it could be. It could be. I don't think so. No, it's not. It's definitely anybody who looks not as white as Alex. Yeah. So in this next clip, I'm going to just skip over it, I think,
Starting point is 00:33:20 because it's not that great. He minimizes Cambridge Analytica and just sort of rambles about how like, all they're doing is taking information. So what? Oh boy, remember when you railed against the Patriot Act? He's like, you know, he's like, all they're doing is scraping accounts for data. It's not data mining. Like, isn't that what mining is? A little bit. Isn't the mining just scraping the ground for shit? And he's not taking into account what the actual thing they did was, where they encroached on other people's accounts through accounts that they had gained access to. Right. Or blackmailed and honeypotted the shit out of a bunch of people. That's a whole other thing. That's another wing of their operations. But in terms of the data collection stuff, a lot
Starting point is 00:34:06 of it was gaining access to person A's account. And then by accessing that, they were able to get information from a bunch of all of their friends' accounts. Now, B, that is, that's why two billion accounts information were stolen when they only had, or when Facebook said at the beginning, it was like, right, it was only a few hundred thousand or a million or whatever. And he also tries to bring in like an idea that people think that it was identity theft and all it is is taking information. No one thinks it's identity theft. That was never a claim that people are making. Right. So anyway, he runs out at the same time, like that's the whole thing that Snowden pointed out is that so much metadata can be used to influence a ton of shit. Like,
Starting point is 00:34:52 it's disgusting how much data we actually put out there. And it's weird what you can learn from things that you don't think actually says all that much about it. Right. Well, not just that, but I mean, you get just a bare amount of information from somebody and you know how terrible people are at remembering passwords or like those or like the question, oh, I forgot my password. What's your mother's maiden name? You can go in and you can find that shit. Like, it's easier to do than anybody wants to imagine. So anyway, Alex runs out of steam really quick on this and then he just brings up Roger Stone. That's why my mother's maiden name is Papadopoulos. Ooh, that's the same guy. Tough to spell. Yep. So he brings up Roger Stone and Rogers is sort of
Starting point is 00:35:37 like a half free speech. Woo. He is very uninspired a little bit. He does a bad bit. Doesn't read. He's done a lot of bad bits so far. He doesn't redo the dick on the front and the back bit on this and this, but then he gets off. He's a he's generous with his time. He only does a type five or so. And then Alex comes back up and then he says this. It's super fucking weird. Trump is crushing communist China, crushing Russia, crushing the EU, crushing the corrupt Vatican, crushing radical Islam and the media and this whole swamp here in DC. Give two examples how that sat there and said that, you know, he was sold out the foreign interest. That's because they're globalists. That means they take over your country and they sell out your resources.
Starting point is 00:36:24 Quite frankly, Trump is so nationalistic, sell America first that it's starting to go to the other side of the equation. The claims that he is trying to screw the country over are 1000% pure absolute crap. You'll notice first of all, no applause after that. I think most people in the audience are staring at him like this drunk guy is yelling at us. We support this is just like when he did stand up. Yeah, this is just like whenever. Yeah, this is the same thing. Well, because I think back when he did stand up, he saw Stan Hope do it and he was like, I could do this. Right. And so he tried and this is his attempt to do a Trump style rally. Yeah. And it is not people aren't like, woo. There's a couple people every now and again that'll applaud
Starting point is 00:37:15 certain things and what have you, but like, it's not a raucous affair. And even they probably are like, it's not 1000%. Right. At most, he's like 40%. The more the more important thing too, though, is that in that clip, he's saying that he's now concerned that Trump is going too far in the other direction. Sure. Which what is that, Alex? What is that too far with nationalism? I can't think of anybody who's ever gone too far with what happens when people go too far with nationalism. Think of any example of anyone going too far with nationalism. Dan, I would say name 18 different examples of somebody going too far with nationalism. I would say most of the bad things internationally that have ever happened have been the result of someone going too far
Starting point is 00:38:04 with nationalism. Jesus. So he even says that, but he doesn't really expound on it. It's just sort of a toss away thing. Cause I think, again, I think he's drunk, but anyway, and everybody knows it and everybody can see it. And he's trying everything you can to boost wages, bring jobs back to inner city on record. And that's why the elites that thought they had this country are going completely crazy. And it's why they have sued me 13 times last year. And most of those lawsuits, it's only a few in the first year. Most of those seven or eight of those last three months. And it's Georgetown law funded by George Soros. No, it's not. Soros town law. No, it's not. It's a guy named Brendan Gilmore. Now, just cause he's getting help from
Starting point is 00:38:49 the Georgetown law school, civil rights school. He feels like he has to specifically point out inner cities. All he's really saying is why, why don't black people support him? Blacks, get on board. Yeah, come on, black people. That's what actually surprises me that he didn't have diamond and silk at his event. Like, why not? You're, you're going all out for this. You got a bunch of other Trump weirdos. Right. Why not? Why, why are all of your people still white? You know what I mean? Like, why is it like you're trying to do this thing? There's optics involved. Why don't you at least get some of the creeps, right? Some of the diverse creeps. They're all creeps on his team. But at least there are a couple who like, you would add
Starting point is 00:39:37 diversity. You would, you would shield yourself from the attack of like, huh, Millie Weaver, Rob Dew, Alex Jones, Roger Stone, Jerome Corsi, Lee Stranahan, Lucian Wintrick, all whites. Lucian Wintrick is the whitest name I have ever heard in my entire life. It's not important. He doesn't deserve to be spoken about on this show. I don't know. It's weird. Anyway, you could have at least gotten Jacari Jackson to run down the aisle and hit him with a chair. Oh, I never told you about this. What? I bought Jacari Jackson's comic book while you were out of town. Yeah. It's fine. Oh, it's not about Alex at all. I would have loved to discover that he is a tremendous talent. It's very cute. Oh, it's about like a young child who doesn't
Starting point is 00:40:26 apply apply himself well, because he's too busy daydreaming. It's not the white nationalism. Nope. The description is too busy daydreaming of a segregated society. The description that we read of it led us to believe that possibly this was about like some sort of projection about Alex. Yeah, absolutely not. Okay. It's just very cute. Oh, anyway, this next clip isn't very cute. It is all of it. You know, earlier today, I had right wing watch, fun about People's The American Way, his main donors, George Soros, that's in the federal filings. And the guy played dumb and said, I don't want to discuss that. I don't want to get into it. Then the other guy from a Soros Connection group, real quick, like, let's take a step back and
Starting point is 00:41:09 consider all of the people that he has on the show who have connections to Koch brothers related to think tanks, or he still talks to Monkton, Lord Monkton, who works for a think tank that's funded by ExxonMobil. Right. So like, this is all nonsense. Look to me and said, Oh, I don't know anything about Soros. I don't want to discuss that. But you say Soros over through countries didn't know I could rattle off seven of them all former states under authoritarian rule pseudo intellectual fake leftist audience that buys whatever they say and thinks that we're just buying into all this pseudo intellectual stuff. We're not doing that. We've done our homework. We know what we're talking about. And that's why they're crapping their bridges. And see,
Starting point is 00:41:57 I'm not a leftist sneak attack artist. I said, or tell them what I've got in my guns politically for invite them up to the microphone. When I come up here later, I will pull it up for you, show you the federal filings of George Soros funding you. Oh, I bet he does. He doesn't. Oh, he also says that like, that Chuck E cheese the rat who ostensibly is Jordan Clapper can come on Mike. He doesn't allow that. Chuck E cheese a rat. I feel like he's a mouse, right? I think so. Yeah, there's a thin line. That man right there is funded by George Soros, the oldest living top Nazi collaborator in the world. Oh, there's more destroy nation sovereignty sworn to bring an incredible tyranny. And he is financing the lawsuit against us through
Starting point is 00:42:44 Georgetown law that they filed, which attempts to overturn the First Amendment. First of all, there's literally zero chance that a civil lawsuit could overturn an amendment to the Constitution. Pretty sure it could. It's completely absurd. It happens all the time. A lot of civil court rulings wind up overturning. Secondly, even dude, if you allow for what Alex believes about George Soros to be true, if you allow that, which it's not, but if you believe that he helped round up Jews as a 15 year old, that's still not a top level Nazi collaborator. That is ridiculous. A lot of 15 year olds were in Hitler's inner circle. Absolutely. Everybody knows that. Yeah, absolutely. There was Operation Valkyrie when he was 12. Tom Cruise when he was 12. That's that's ridiculous nonsense.
Starting point is 00:43:41 The thing that I always glom onto is how much he absolutely despises leftists. They're and then at the same time is super mad at fake leftists. And I don't understand how that could possibly work. What do you mean by that? Well, like earlier, he just said he's like, all these people, the fake leftists who are financing all of this shit is like, well, why not just call them regular leftists if you hate leftists so much. Why are you concerned with the purity of their left? I just, I don't understand it. I'm not saying you. I'm saying, no, I know. That's what that's what's confusing to me. Like he calls himself a classical liberal, which makes no sense. No. And then he's, he hates regular liberals, which makes no sense either. And then he hates leftists, but he also
Starting point is 00:44:30 hates fake leftists. And he, what is he was, he's just angry. What other than white nationalism desiccated? He's just angry, dude. That's it. He's probably angry at some white people too, but he just sucks it up, keeps a stiff upper lip. The other thing that I think is really fucked up in that clip is, I mean, I know it's a small crowd, but at the same time you still have a guy who's yelling at the podium. This guy works for a Nazi collaborator. That's really fucked up furthermore. 94 year old Oscar Graning escaped Nazi collaborator Nazi collaborator Simon Wiesenthal escaped Nazi collaborator Rasmussen escaped Nazi collaborator. All of these people are older than George Soros and they did the murders. Yeah, they were, they were much more of collaborators.
Starting point is 00:45:25 Yeah. So I, I know that I already said this, but it bears repeating. He's pointing out someone in the crowd who is a journalist and is being like, this guy works for a Nazi. This guy works for George Soros and in a, in a like a much larger audience with a more charismatic person at the helm than Alex. Do you mean like when Trump did the exact same thing? Exactly. You could turn that into something very dangerous. That, that mentality of like pointing out this guy, that's very close to like this guy is part of the Uden press. Right. You know, like it's very close to that. I feel very incredibly uncomfortable about that just because George Soros has donated to a foundation that may donate to right wing watch or one of these organizations that Alex
Starting point is 00:46:18 fucking hates. You know, on a certain level, I do still despise that. Like in, in the way that you just described, you know, like, Oh, well, he can't be mad at George Soros for, for donating to all of these things. Uh, whenever he is, uh, beholden to Koch brothers and all of those things, that's that hypocrisy thing. I don't appreciate that it's become a proxy war for billionaires. No, I don't like that. That frustrates and, and infuriates me as well. I don't like that either. And because the topic has come up and maybe there are new people listening who don't know our stance, we're not fucking super into Soros either. No, we just like the reality that he is not a Nazi collaborator. It's like, it's not, it's like a beneficent king. Like I, I get the first part
Starting point is 00:47:05 is technically good. It's the second part that really bothers me. Right. Like a philanthropist billionaire is still a billionaire. I don't care how much money Bill Gates gives. His money should all be seized and he should be beheaded. Right. Like I'm, I'm not a fan. Why don't I say right to that? Disagree to be heading. I believe I get a plus one for tricking you into saying right. You're back to zero. All right. And everyone in the chat room is going to drink because you advocated for murder. Um, so also one of the big things that he was saying about that last clip is all the people on the left are stupid and all of you are stupid. You don't know even the people on the fake left, right? You don't know about all this stuff. I know stuff.
Starting point is 00:47:49 In this next clip, Alex Jones talks about, uh, uh, John Hancock and we'll see just how smart Alex is. He's got a lot of John Hancock information. Yeah. Let's see how smart he is. I'm the only guy with a John Hancock in front and a giant dick in back. It's a better bet. I took it. My wife, my parents, my family asked, why are you so happy? And I said, negative one for John Hancock once he decided that the Declaration of Independence, July 4th, 1776, why don't we have July 4th to sign his name on that thing? Real quick, uh, I'll start. I'll just actually go through it every time he lies. Um, John Hancock did not sign the Declaration of Independence on July 4th. No one did.
Starting point is 00:48:27 Uh, who signed on August 2nd, 1776 on July 4th, the Continental Congress met and voted on the Declaration. So Alex is already wrong on, uh, on one point. Off to a great start. He knew it was either victory or death. It was either victory against them or his family on slave ships. You know, I believe it was Benjamin Franklin who said that. A lot of the founders lost their families. They lost their lives. They lost everything. And so when John Hancock signed his name bigger and bolder, you know, letter to the king of England. So John Hancock signed, or it was a Nathan, what's his face? The swamp fox. John Hancock signed first because he was the president at the time of the Continental Congress. That's why he, uh, he signed first.
Starting point is 00:49:08 Also, I bet it was super annoying for everybody else too. Yeah. Like how he signed his name all big and everybody's like, God damn it. He was kind of a flamboyant business man at the time. So he was the Roger Stone of independence. Yes, absolutely. Dirty trickster. Um, also the declaration of independence was not sent to King George. That was not part of it at all. Now it was sent to other nations and colonies and as an attempt to be like, Hey, fuck the British bullshit. The goal was to explain to other colonists why it was a good idea for them to declare independence and sent to other nations as a justification. So they wouldn't be on the side of the British against them. Absolutely. The declaration of
Starting point is 00:49:49 independence was at no point meant to be like, Hey, King George, suck it. Right. And, and the strangest thing about this is I kind of disagree with America declaring independence because really what was, what it was about was like a tiny little tax on, uh, on stuff because the king was like, guys, we are giving you a shit ton of money. This is essentially the trade deficit argument. If you are, if you are supporting Trump levying, uh, fucking, uh, tariffs against China, you're against the declaration of independence. Interesting. He was the third attire to never been defeated. He wanted everybody else's courage and put his name out there first and said, I'm going to risk my life. I'm going to risk it all the way. Nope.
Starting point is 00:50:35 And quite frankly, it is a great honor to stand against people that work for George Soros. Yes. It is an honor to stand against the agents of a Nazi collaborator that said the best days of his life were rounding up Jews and sending them to death camps. Not true at all. What about Fred Trump? Don't ask that question. Nazi supporter, Fred Trump. Don't ask that question. Oh, okay. And the left thinks they can have the young Turks named after a genocidal organization that killed a million and a half Christians. Fair play. Yeah. Or Anderson Cooper, a leftist foundation, maybe one of the richest people in the country. By the time his grandma died, he got $50 billion. He wants us to take him. Uh, he was a lot of money. He's a descendant of the
Starting point is 00:51:27 Vanderbilt family, but he was right. He was disinherited. I always forget about that. He had no money when he, uh, when, uh, when he came out, no, no, no, not because he's gay. Uh, never, never got money. When he was a child, his parents sat him down and told him he was not going to get any of his inheritance because probably at that point there wasn't any fair enough. It had been deteriorated over generations and because the family is diffuse and they've done, uh, they've done how many, they've done a few studies on that where within three generations, most wealth is, is gone. Yeah. Something along those lines. Because people branch out so far and there's not, there's not the same like consolidation of we marry within three or four families. Right, right,
Starting point is 00:52:10 right. Uh, these days. What they got to do is the, uh, the only way to consolidate your money is do it the way that the old my did and fuck within yourselves. Exactly. Yeah. Um, uh, so it's very clear there. Anderson Cooper has done a lot of interviews about this and it's, it's very clear on record. He has no money that came from his grandma. Right. He does have a little bit of influence there and says, I made it up that George Soros was a Nazi collaborator. You did. When that piece of filth ragged about it on 60 minutes, you didn't, and that's how dumb they think you are. They even put the lawsuits against me like it's coded messages and I haven't figured it out yet. And Jones said that, that, that, that Soros was a Nazi collaborator and other lies.
Starting point is 00:52:57 A message in three of the lawsuits, leave Soros alone. I will not. I'm going to write books, documentaries about you, and I'm going to expose you and all the other fake media Soros and you go back to hell where you crawled out of. Actually an acrostic. That's where they put the coded message in there. If you look at the first word in every sentence, that's the moment where I most felt like we're basically in the middle of a Nazi rally here because Alex is lying about George Soros is Nazi past. He's screaming about go to hell where you came from. He's drunk. He's up there. He's rambling nonsense. He's repeating a lore about John Hancock as being some kind of some sort of truth. Right. He's lying about Anderson Cooper. He's lying about,
Starting point is 00:53:52 he's lying about everything in such a way that it's just, oh boy. And the, the, the vigor that he's, he's manifesting is. Is he throwing the, is he throwing the hand up? Is he, is he throwing the hand up or is he punching it down? Which, which Hitler are we getting? Are we getting the hot Hitler that slams on the podium? Are we getting the Hitler that salutes? We're getting the sweaty Hitler who's holding onto the podium. Oh, that's a good one. Yeah. The chubby sweaty Hitler who's like Elvis in the later career. And then also unlike Hitler, Alex references some hip hop in the middle of this rally. We just want to have free market and freedom and classical liberalism like Thomas Jefferson talked about. But if you won't move out of the way, it's going to be serious.
Starting point is 00:54:41 And just like I took that ludicrous song from 20 years ago or whatever that's one of the great hip hop song. And it's a little bit crass, but I'll say it because I played it for clips of Hillary before and it went viral tens of millions of views that helped the election. Move, bitch. Get out the way. Get out the way, bitch. Move out the way. And that's what it's all about. And I say that move Bill Clinton, move George Soros, move the queen of England, move all the Rothschilds and the globalists and all these corrupt elites that want to run our lives. Just move, move. Get out the way, bitch. Get out the way. All right. Hey, I'm going to bring Millie Weaver up here to talk about her experiences. He will repeat that. All right. Move, bitch. Get up the stage. Get up
Starting point is 00:55:24 the stage, bitch. His transitions are strong. Like this is the kind of hosting I've seen at terrible shows. You know, I want to be a classical liberalist like Thomas Jefferson and own slaves. That's what I want to be. I don't want to scream at bitches to get out of the way. Exactly. Now, to be fair, let's be, I'm not saying that he's yelling at women there. That's not, not necessarily. I was afraid that my language would make it sound like that's a criticism I'm making of him and it's not. I just think he's stupid. I mean, maybe, maybe a little bit. I mean, no, I don't think so. I think that's why he did move, move the second time around, because he even was in his head being like, maybe I should say bitch less, but then he said, move,
Starting point is 00:56:04 move, bitch. So I think he's probably just drunk. He can't really control himself. So Millie gets up. Also, he said in the previous clip, he was going to write books, right? Yeah, he can't do that. He can't do that. Nor can he make documentaries anymore. He hasn't made a documentary in like 12 years. Right. He doesn't have the attention span. No, no. He started taking all his own supplements and now he's fucked. Take your brain force. Now, to be fair to him, I don't think I could make a documentary either. I think that would be a whole lot of work in coordination. Not the way he does it though. You just need an editor who you're paying. And then just tell him put this over there. You know, I wonder if we could get a grant from
Starting point is 00:56:45 somebody to make a documentary about Alex Jones. If we do, I will steal the end game. I will steal that. Absolutely. To score the entire fucking thing. We're gonna have to get the rights to that. I don't know if we can afford it. Oh, God. I don't think that this is what was being referenced in the, in the chat room. Someone wrote Perot and it was in the middle of me doing the thing. And I thought they were asking Poirot and it made me realize, oh no, yeah, use Poirot's theme. Speaking of which, I saw the new murder on the Orient Express. Oh, yeah. Not good. Not good. You know what? Very disappointing. I love Agatha Christie. I love David Sushay. I love Poirot. I love mystery. That show. I love it all. I do not think that the murder on the
Starting point is 00:57:37 Orient Express is a good story. It's not. It's really not spoiler alert. Everybody does it. That's not good. Yeah. That's a bad. Also, what's this face? The lead character. No, the lead character in the new murder on the Orient Express is the guy who did all the Shakespeare adaptations. The one with Robin Williams, Brannon, Kenneth Brannon. I think he is maybe the most insufferable actor I've ever seen. That's fair. I despise him. That's all right. Yeah. I much prefer things like the ABC murders. That was a good one. Okay. Three little Indians. I believe that was another good one. I don't think that's a good one for a lot of obvious reasons. Anyway, Millie Weaver, a.k.a. Rainbow Snatch, gets up to the mic and she. Let's hear some of this. She has an interesting
Starting point is 00:58:27 perspective on Charlottesville. Does she? Also, why did it come up? Because she was there and that's all she has to go on anymore. That's her sort of infowars claim to fame is that she was at Charlottesville. Not Rainbow Snatch? So, here's what I want to get at here. We've seen Antifa mobs be mobilized by George Soros. That's based on those fake documents that they found on 4chan that Alex now believes is real. He's now claiming that they've been verified. Oh, and the way he says it. Did Twitter give him a blue check mark? No, what happened is, hey, no one said that they aren't. He liked that argument. That's an airtight argument right there. He's like, we've been talking about it for a while and no one's told me to stop. So, they're real.
Starting point is 00:59:18 Boo. Boo. I love it. I love it. If it was, if it was wrong, somebody would have said something by now. Right. It's definitely not that nobody's paying attention to my bullshit. Yeah. That's why he has to go to fucking DC to try and get some attention. Yeah. Okay. By big corporations that have tons and tons of money funneling into these groups like moveon.org, refuse fascism and Antifa, I sold at Charlottesville. I was there on the ground in Charlottesville and the mainstream media started coming out immediately saying that the violence was one-sided, that the only the violence was coming from the alt-right. The people who are out there trying to protect the right of a statue of our history to still exist. Oh. When we have a totalitarian government that wants to try and
Starting point is 01:00:10 justify removing history, removing memorials. Oh, not memorials. Any American should be concerned about that. I mean, anyone who wants to go out there and stand out there and peacefully protest should be allowed to. But here's what happened. Except for the leftists. Left groups, radical leftist groups came out there in hordes ready to attack. And yes, there were radical elements of the right out there as well. A few. Hold on. You did have them as well, which I personally believe that a lot of these radical right groups that were out there had ties to the deep state. And they're set out there to be provocateurs, to cause violence, so that you can demonize the entire right, demonize Trump, the entire Trump movement. So if you're keeping score, this is
Starting point is 01:01:02 literally a narrative that is built only to justify white supremacy. That is, that is, okay, oh, hey, the left people who are out there, they're sincere, but they're terrorists. Now, they're also funded by George Soros, but they're terrorists. Now the people on the right also are being funded by George Soros in order to come out and scream blood and soil for Nazi catch phrases. I know and defend a statue that really it's not even memorializing history was put up a years and years after. Yeah, what in the 1930s, too. Confederacy. Yeah, that's the that's the one that was like, Hey, we got a we got to rehab the the image of the Confederacy. Like that was right around the time that they were like, Oh, that's right. Yeah, that's right. For sure. For
Starting point is 01:01:50 sure. They put up statutes. I mean, they have gone back and looked over all of those like spikes and Confederate statues that were put up over history and they apparently are at times like when the civil rights movement was going right, but at times when you wanted to terrorize minorities into remembering we used to own you also sort of thing. Also, let me ask you a question to her point of that. Oh, they're radical leftist terrorists, and they're only demonizing the alt right. And it's like, Oh, the alt right is fine. Except for those people. Who has the FBI recently classified as a terrorist or organization? Antifa? Yeah. And who has the FBI? Who has the FBI minimized as not a threat? Oh, they also said the juggalos were a gang. Yeah. Yeah, nonsense.
Starting point is 01:02:38 Absolute nonsense. Yeah. They, I mean, we're living in a world right now and Alex Jones is sort of one of the largest cultural mouthpieces of this that is permissive of white violence and white terrorism. And this is the entire system right now with the entire system has always been permissive of white. We were working in the right direction. To some extent, I think, and a lot of that is being rolled back by Trump. And now we're seeing these things of like taking questions about LGBT identity out of the census, which is like, Hey, maybe it's like, Hey, it's not a big deal. Can't have it. But yeah, but the there's reasons that those sort of, oh, you got to have your citizenship test in there as well. Well, those things, of course, those things are
Starting point is 01:03:20 very important because without those sort of metrics, you lose track of statistics about hate crimes and stuff. I mean, who can really say what is and isn't a hate crime? The groups that are having hate crimes perpetrated against them? I mean, well, that's not fair treatment, Dan. Well, I mean, maybe when, you know, a bunch of dudes who are affiliated with groups like Identity Europa and sort of white supremacist groups beat the shit out of a black guy while screaming ethnic slurs at him at Charlottesville. That I mean, it feels like a hate crime. You could classify it as such, but boy, it feels like it. I don't know. It's probably a full stop. I got nothing. Probably the deep state full stop. They're probably all deep state actors. It doesn't feel like it. That's
Starting point is 01:04:12 what it is. Yeah. It's a frustrating experience to have so many, like I get, I get why they feel like it's necessary. So many news organizations put that out as like alleged hate crime. But if you have a video of somebody screaming racial slurs and beating up a black person that is not an alleged hate crime, that's a hate crime. If you have a justice system that is trying that very black person who got beat up by white people, making racial slurs at him as though he is also guilty of assault, that justice system is perpetrating its own hate crime. These people are fucking insane. No, it's nuts. They're bananas. No, it's nuts. And the like, I don't even want to support Mueller's investigation because the FBI has been a white supremacist, right white supremacist organization
Starting point is 01:05:08 since the very fucking beginning. Right. I don't know why none of the Democrats are running on. Let's get rid of fucking Trump because if we actually do take the house in 2018, they're not going to do it. They don't have the fucking dicks to do it. And it's very frustrating, which is why women should make up the entirety of Congress. I mean, trick daddy, take it to the house. Yes. Take it to the house. Agreed. Slip inside. Um, yeah, I don't know. I don't know how to respond to your rant. I get it. I agree. I don't know. I'm just, I'm just angry. I'm just, I'm just so fucking mad that nobody is going to actually do anything about it. I need to restart your rant. I'm sorry. Oh, God damn it. Fair enough. I take, I gotta take quick break, quick break. I gotta go.
Starting point is 01:05:50 I gotta, I gotta piss really quick. We'll be right back. All right. All right. Sorry about that. We're back. Andy in Kansas. Uh, first time caller. Yeah. So could you, uh, my, my right can ain't doing it. That's a technical term. Perfect. All right. So, um, at this point, uh, Millie Weaver has done her piece to make this, uh, distasteful, uh, white supremacist, white nationalist rally, made the feel real, uh, strong. And at this point, Alex is drunk. Like he's straight drunk before, before we go any further. Sorry to interrupt you for like the millionth time. That's right. Uh, Millie Weaver seems like she's, uh, uh, like she almost, she's one of those people who almost gets it. Like when she starts talking about how corporations are funding all of these people,
Starting point is 01:06:37 she seems completely unaware that all of the billionaires are directly behind essentially all of the white nationalist movements. They're directly behind the tea party. They're directly behind all of this shit. Right. And it, it confuses me. Like, is this information withheld from her, or is she aware of it? She's aware of it. I can't believe she is. She seems, now this may be, this may be late in sexism on my part. Jordan, are you not aware that we're covering a propaganda outlet? That's a good point. That's a good point. Hey, what point do you think they have good faith? Right. But I can't imagine her in like a back room conversation being like, man, I'm telling you, I know these right wing billionaires are ruining the country, but that's where my bread is buttered.
Starting point is 01:07:25 You know? Like she seems like she believes it. Like she seems like that type of millennial that gets, oh, that type of millennial. No, I don't mean, I don't mean now I'm going, I don't know. I mean, there's so many, there's so many like profiles of what some young white nationalist asshole who's got, who's in law school believes. And it always winds up being something that at the, at the base level, if you just start with citizens united was a terrible decision and billionaires are controlling everything, you're like, yes, you're right on board. And then they're like, because the left, and you're like, no, fuck. God damn it. Like, do they not know? I think it's just willful team sports. I think it's just that's probably a good
Starting point is 01:08:10 point. You know, and then they, they just like any kind of a group thing kind of cult thing, they inoculate themselves against any information that denies their narrative. Well, and fair, point and project the thing that they know they're guilty of on the other side, which to be fair, they're also guilty of everyone's guilty. Right. No, no, no, absolutely. Billionaires are the worst fucking human beings ever to exist. Generally. Sometimes they can have benevolent intentions and sometimes they can do great things, but shouldn't have that much money. That's a good point. The pyramids happened. Yes, that's true. Yeah. Huge. Very big. So at this point, Alex is drunk. Millie gets off stage. How'd they get those rocks there? It's crazy. Probably magic.
Starting point is 01:08:55 Probably. Could be. Let's talk to some theosophists about it. Let's do it. So at this point, Alex, like I said, is drunk and he wants to, I think that it's one of those things where he knows that he explained Chuck E. Cheese the rat, but he's gone and had a couple more drinks and he's like, I don't know if I really explained it. So he gets back on stage and explains it again. Everybody knows explaining the judge is great. Yeah, absolutely. Again, the reason I kept calling him Chuck E. Cheese the rat is they don't like memes. The guy falls people around. In fact, maybe at least we can talk about that guy. This George and Jordan Clepper guy disinfoes us constantly, lies about what we say. It does a comedy show. Clips things together to say that we say no kids
Starting point is 01:09:36 died in Florida. You did say that. Children. All of this is lies and slander and defamation. That's what he does to the guys of entertainment. They end up getting protected. So I know that they came and covered his citizen school of journalism. It's very popular. That does a great job in Texas or Texas and misrepresented. So that's why I was calling him Chuck E. Cheese the rat. Chuck E. Cheese the rat. Still doesn't make sense. They're going to edit what we say together. So if I just say Chuck E. Cheese the rat or some other meme that makes him look bad, he's not real. He's a fraud. He's going to edit us. They're going to misrepresent. So our only defense is continually say one thing so there's no edit. And that's why he kept trying
Starting point is 01:10:15 to get me to have a conversation. And no, no, no. So when you see him later out there waiting, he knows you got his ass kicked today. Just say you're a fraud. You're a scam. Chuck E. Cheese the rat. You see one of these guys, George Soros funded like these back here. None of it's real. They're here to pretend like they're journalists. Get their paycheck from Soros, but they're going to lose. So Lee Stranahan, come on up here, brother. So that's projection of the highest order. We'll get to that in a second. The Lee Stranahan coming up, but I have two important points I need to make. The first is you're not going to protect yourself from a comedian by saying Chuck E. Cheese the rat over and over again. He will just make a bit about that. So that's probably what's going to
Starting point is 01:10:55 end up happening. And then the second, if it is indeed Jordan Klepper, which I almost certainly isn't, I'm guessing it's not guessing it's not. And then I don't remember what my second point was probably had something to do with the idea of like, why are you mad at comedians? Well, conservatives are always mad at comedians. It really must be mainly because they don't understand why they can't be comedians. It must be infuriating to just have like no ability to laugh. I know. But also, uh, someone told us a prop due in the chat room is suggesting that it was Owen Schreuer. And I want to say, I want to say very clearly, Owen Schreuer did not make the cut for the road team. Him and David Knight had to stay at home and host Alex Jones's show for him.
Starting point is 01:11:45 And the only reason Corsi is there is cause he was already there. Yeah. He's already in DC. Yeah. Yeah. That'd be great. If it turns out Corsi does a wonderful Jordan Klepper impression. That'd be great. Uh, he did mention the citizen school of journalism in Texas. And I don't know what that is. I don't care. Okay. It's fair enough. It's probably something we should look into. It peaks my curiosity. I assume it's something that Lee Stranahan's involved in and uh, he's uh, he's gotten, uh, I need to look more into him, but I'm not entirely sure what that citizen school of journalism is. It didn't, it didn't peak my interest too much. I just assume it's some dumb shit. I just thought I'd ask a question since it's your job to do all the
Starting point is 01:12:24 research and I don't have to. I can research a bunch of stuff. I can't research everything. I did research this next. Now this is why our donors are, are not giving up the big bucks. I researched this next clip and Lee Stranahan talks about people that Alex Jones reminds him of. It's been really interesting. I said this to Alex earlier actually. Here's one reason they hate Alex Jones. He's fun. Right? Right? In fact, I said this to Alex. Not a huge agreement. Hanging out with Alex today reminds me of hanging out with two of my friends, one of whom is gone, Andrew Breitbart. He was on coke all the time, probably was fun. Noted, noted drunk on coke all the time. Who was always fun and I missed the fun of hanging around somebody
Starting point is 01:13:13 and my other friend is dog the bounty hunter. So I think you can see where there's a little bit of both there with Alex. Also, the other reason it reminds me of dog is when I'm around Alex or dog, I end up taking a lot of pictures. Haha. That's cute. I'd like to read you a quote from dog the bounty hunter. This is a little, little quote that came out from a conversation he had with his son that was inspired by the fact that his son was dating a black girl. Quote, I'm not taking a chance not because she's black, but because we use the word and sometimes here. I'm not going to take any chance ever in life of losing everything I've worked for 30 years because some drunken and heard us say and and turned us into the inquirer magazine.
Starting point is 01:13:57 I'm not taking a chance at, at, at all. Never in life. Never. The, the thing that reminds me of Alex in that statement is a complete lack of understanding about the word irony. Right. I'm not taking, taking a chance that some N would call would hear the N word and it's like, oh boy, you don't understand what just happened there. Do you? You have no clue. Yeah. Also, if anybody puts me in the sentence with, you know, the same thing about Jordan and dog is I take a lot of pictures. I want to be out of that sentence. I want out of that sentence so fast. Is there a statute of limitations for that sentence? I want to be out of any sentence comparing me to dog the bounty hunter unless it's
Starting point is 01:14:47 Dan. Dan is very different from dog the bounty hunter because like, look, that is a private conversation that he had that got leaked and it, it shows a certain amount of lack of having his guard up and in that conversation, he's like, look, I don't want a black person around because we use the N word sometimes and I don't give a shit. We just use it because we don't give a shit and I know that it defends black people and I don't give a fuck about that. Now that's you're coming to dinner movie right there. Yeah. Dog bounty hunter has a son who dates a black girl. Yep. I'm sure it was not a comedy. I think they would get the rock to play that role. And then also dog bounty hunter got in trouble because he went out of his jurisdiction and
Starting point is 01:15:29 got somebody has jurisdiction. Well, he's a bounty hunter, but he went to get that. He went to Mexico and got this dude who was like a criminal who had a bounty on him. Oh yeah. That's super illegal. And you got in trouble for that. And then the court case took so long. Yeah. I know, I don't know anything about bounty hunters, but I'm guessing extraordinary rendition isn't under their purview. Yeah, especially if you're a reality star. He ended up not getting in trouble without the case got thrown out because of a statute of limitations issue, but it's still a dirty business. Yeah. You can't go to foreign countries and extradite people. Try to avoid that. Yeah. Unless you're the CIA and we're still not for that. Yeah. So now here, Lee Stranahan,
Starting point is 01:16:13 he really vocalizes what the feeling of this after press conference thing is. I was expressing earlier that some people make the literal statement, we're among friends so I can speak candidly. Right. Right. Right. And this sometimes we say the N word are among friends. Right. Like, it's not that we don't want black people here. It's that we don't want anybody knowing that we're giant races. It might as well be that, but I mean, they still broadcasted this. But look, this morning I was trying to be, I assume we're, I was talking to mainstream media. You wanted to be conciliatory and I wanted to be as a Christian. I wanted to be open and inviting, but now I'm among friends. So let me talk about George Soros.
Starting point is 01:16:57 And I'm not going to try to make you feel badly for the left, but Alex had something very interesting recently. He was talking about, he did a, he did, did you guys see the thing he did from his yard this past, like three days ago, Sunday or something like that, where he was talking about, I used to live in Austin. So I know there's a lot of hippies. There's hippie hollow in fact, by Burton Creek. So he was talking about how the left used to be in favor of free speech. Remember that? Remember how the left used to like free speech? They used to embrace it. Remember when the ACLU was, I'm old enough to remember when they were defending Illinois Nazis in Skokie. Does anybody else remember that? That's what the left used to do. So why,
Starting point is 01:17:37 what happened to the left? Alex actually, we're talking about this the other day. He asked me, you want to know what happened? George Soros. Oh boy. So George Soros destroyed the left by funding a bunch of organizations. You can, that'll happen. You can go to the ACLU's website and you can find out about what they're actually involved in right now, which people just don't actually pay attention to. It's hard. It's the whole website and you got to go and there's porn. Here's something. Here's something from March 29th, 2018 that Alex Jones probably would be super into that the ACLU is actually fighting in court instead of screaming about impotently on an internet show. ACLU report urges cities and towns to provide internet service as a utility. That's
Starting point is 01:18:20 something that Alex Jones is fucking super into. They're protecting people about non-disclosure agreements with the White House. They are, they're working with students in Louisiana about, who are ordered to take down a mural on the grounds that it's a violation of their free speech. I mean it just goes on and on and on. Generally speaking, the ACLU has done everything possible to not, not support causes, but support the actual defense and rule of law. Absolutely. Like even when you disagree with them, as in the aforementioned Nazi case, it's still the rule of law. If you don't apply the law equally, you don't actually have a legal system. And like real talk, if Alex Jones had a legitimate First Amendment grievance,
Starting point is 01:19:18 the ACLU would be the first people who would support him. Right. They wouldn't be the first. They would be there. Yeah. If, if called upon. Right. I mean, here's, here's a press release that they put out from March 7th of this year. ACLU of Louisiana sent an open letter to the Jefferson Paris School Board yesterday concerning a proposed measure which would restrict public comments at meetings. The proposal seeks to prohibit political and election comments as disruptive, inflammatory, self-promoting, threatening, or interfering with board business. So like they're doing all this shit on, on, on a local level, on a national level, that are, that are, are making a difference, that are trying to help people. And all, all he does
Starting point is 01:19:59 is just be like, blah, ACLU doesn't do shit. Why are they, why are they called a leftist organization by the right? Because they want to apply the law equally. Yeah. And that is anathema to right philosophy, especially far right philosophy, which is essentially authoritarian. Yeah. When you do that, when you apply the law equally, the hard right will always fight against that. Yep. Yep. Full stop. No, but I just, I, I find, I find this disgusting because the ACLU is still living their mission. And the only, the only rationale you could possibly have for not thinking that is willful ignorance. You just don't, you don't care about what they're doing. Huh. Haven't heard them defend Nazis in a while. I wonder what the, you know, like that's really
Starting point is 01:20:52 that's a good point that his essential point was they haven't defended Nazis recently enough. I remember back when they did that in Skokie and everyone remembers that. Yeah. And they still Skokie, which has a Nazi candidate running for Congress in a overwhelmingly Jewish area. Not offensive at all. Enjoy. Good luck. You have the right to do that. But at the same time, like they still do that. You'll still hear stories, even in the last few years of the ACLU defending their right to have a demonstration. Right. Shit like that. Of course. It's fucking bullshit. Lee Stranahan is just lying to perpetuate a narrative that the left has abandoned these principles in service of demonizing George Soros, which again, also pretty sure he's
Starting point is 01:21:41 actually just talking about the Blues Brothers. Remember the Nazi rally in the Blues Brothers? I think that's what he's actually referencing. I do. My mind glitched because I started thinking about Chubby Checker. It's not Chubby Checker. Fuck, who is it? It's Chuck E. Cheese the Rat. That's right. Who needs a get out? Now I'm thinking of Chuck E. Cheese the Rat as like Chuck E. Cheese's brother in a in a hamburger situation. I'm enjoying that whole never mind. I don't want to try and get into this weird fantasy that my brain just took down. It's not Chubby Checker because he did the twist. Now all my brain can do is think about the time that Chubby Checker did that song with
Starting point is 01:22:30 the fat boys. They did the other version of the twist. This is a mic down clip for you, dad. Yeah, I know. So anyway, in this next clip, Lee Stranahan is done. And now we bring up that old puffy bitch. I really hate calling people a bitch or anything like that. But for some reason, every time I see Jerome Corsi, I just think you're a swollen bitch. I don't know why he's the person who gets that. He evokes that in me, but I dislike him so much in a like, you are clear that you're a propagandist. You've made very abundantly clear in literally every appearance you've had on the show. Your entire life has been about propaganda. You were brought up by Edward Bernays in the propaganda game, right? You have admitted that you are clearly a person who has
Starting point is 01:23:26 written books about Obama's birth certificate being fake and John Kerry in the Swift Boat situation as propaganda. Your entire career has been about lying. And now I look at you and you make me sad. You look like you got fucking left out in the water too long. You look like a bloated corpse. You piece of shit. Oh, we got to turn that into a I hate him so much and I hate what he's done to the world. Yeah, that it just makes me God do waterlogged bitch. Anyway, boy, in this next class, intense emotion from you. I've been, I like it. I've been holding up, holding back a lot of feelings about Jerome Corsi. I'm gonna teach you how to scream. And now he's doing all this QAnon shit. And so like, it's even better. You stupid asshole. You're getting tricked by this internet
Starting point is 01:24:18 meme. This is delightful. So he comes up in this press conference and starts talking QAnon shit. And it turns out he knew about a Q, a coup, three years ago. Which coup? The counter counter coup. But because we've done our research, we know that this doesn't match up with Jerome Corsi's timeline at all. I want to know that about three years ago, even the back about three years ago, a group of generals came to me. And it was explained to me they were gonna they were ready to conduct a coup d'etat. They're ready to move Barack Obama from office. Also, sorry, Jerome Corsi has terrible mic technique. This is amazing. This is all right. No one should allow Jerome Corsi near any kind of rally. Get closer to the mic. The military force.
Starting point is 01:25:21 And then a few weeks later, I got another call and said that they were reconsidering. You know why they were reconsidering? That was Alex. That was Alex screaming from the back of the room. Because they talked to Donald Trump. Six claps. And Trump had agreed. Trump agreed that he would run. And they agreed that if he would run, they would conduct their coup d'etat as a legitimate process, rooting out the traders within government. That's not a kind of that packed between the military and Donald Trump has held as we've been interpreting and watching and Alex has been following QAnon.
Starting point is 01:26:16 QAnon is military intelligence. Nope. And close to Trump. Nope. And the intelligence we're getting that we've explained on info wars really is a lot of the inside script. Jerome Corsi just gave up the game. He just admitted that a lot of the inside information that they pretend comes from sources comes from QAnon. Yeah, he just basically gave it up. Like he's like a lot of this inside information that we're getting from this Internet hoax. This is the inside stuff. Wow. That's sad. That's really sad. We haven't talked a lot about QAnon because why would we? But it turns out it's probably the root source of a lot of Alex's narratives. Yeah. It's probably way more influential to all this than we realized.
Starting point is 01:27:09 Well, all we've eventually or all we've begun talking about now is that Alex is trying to catch up. The conspiracy world is too fast for him and he's just not able to put out enough content. Whereas with QAnon, it's just a bunch of random dudes having a great old time. Right. Right. So of course I can. And finding exactly what they want in cryptic diamonds posts that someone's having a ball right and probably will make a shit load of money once they give it up and write a book about it. Oh, that'd be fun. But then they'll get killed. Well, there'd be too many. One of these assholes will kill them. Too many pages that are just hentai. I think that would be trouble. Yeah. So the end result of this, according to Jerome Corsi,
Starting point is 01:27:55 is pretty, pretty severe. And I would say that this is incredibly unlikely. There's a very simple word that describes what they are. Traders. Traders. It's a capital crime. And I want to predict today that when the tables turn, Donald Trump will be invoking military tribunals. And even Hillary Clinton and Barack Obama are going to be facing treason charges. One locker up. It will not end. And Donald Trump will have the courage to do that. He doesn't remember. He doesn't need the job. Donald Trump has a vision of the future in which he continues to play a role. And he's seen that vision and
Starting point is 01:28:55 had that vision with him for decades. Man, do you hear how troubling what he's saying is? All I know is that in historically, military tribunals have been the best part of every functioning democracy, right? Oh, especially when they're brought up to punish your political rivals. Oh, yeah. And especially when those political rivals really aren't even political rivals anymore. It's just sort of symbolic of trying to consolidate power and punish your perceived enemies. It has always worked out great for the people. Also, Jerome Corsi at the end they're saying that Trump has a vision of the world with him staying involved and he has for decades. Right. It doesn't sound at all like a fascist like a dictator for life. Strange.
Starting point is 01:29:40 Something that Trump has made comments. I mean, that's a good idea. I would be a dictator for life now, McNeil. The other thing too is that this doesn't match up with the timeline. We know from looking at 2015 that around the time three years ago, which would have been in April 2018, Jerome Corsi wasn't at all behind Trump. He was even in about September when he would come on Alex Jones's show and talk about it. He said the Trump was just fucking around. Right. And he wasn't really serious once he was even running. So the idea that and even more specifically back then, if he had that information, he would have been against it. No, he would have been for it. He would have told Alex would have been a great man.
Starting point is 01:30:23 No, I mean, just on general like this is this is before the whole team got behind Trump. So this is still that. Well, three years ago, that's still when they would have been like, Jordan, it's bad. You're stupid. That's a good point. You're stupid. Here's why. Here's why. I give you plus one point in that out. If in Jerome Corsi's timeline that he's pitching now in the present day was true that three years ago, someone came to him before Donald Trump decided to run for president and they were like, we're going to do a coup d'etat and get Obama out of office. We're not going to do that because Trump said he's going to run and he's going to do this the right way. Then the second that Trump
Starting point is 01:31:05 decided he was going to run, Jerome Corsi would have either been like, hey, I know that there's a secret coup d'etat going on in Trump. We got to get behind him. Yeah, of course. Or he would have played that close to the vest and just been like, Alex, I think you really should support Trump. His first couple of appearances after Trump had announced that he was running and was on the campaign trail where he's not serious. He's not serious. This guy is stupid. You got to still love Rand Paul. Of course. So all of this doesn't make any fucking goddamn sense at all. Jerome Corsi is a swollen, bloated corpse on the beach ass bitch. I fucking hate him. He's a stupid dickhole. I love it. I want more. I want more insults. Keep it going. It means we're going to have to cover
Starting point is 01:31:50 Corsi more. We're just going to open up every show now with you writing more and more interesting and esoteric insults to describe Jerome Corsi. Jerome Corsi with your laying down in the sand. I poke you with a stick and you go blah, blah, blah, ass bitch. What sucks about it is like the only Jerome Corsi with your swamp bloated balls just exploding all over everywhere. Like mushrooms in a fairy ring. You are dying. This is the problem though, is the only image that comes up in my head is legitimately a water log corpse. That's all I see when I think of Jerome Corsi. So if I'm trying to come up with insults, all that's all I'm going to do anyway. All right. Jerome Corsi, you suck. There are so many places for a bloated
Starting point is 01:32:42 corpse to wash up on the edge of. You could go with a river. I think the reason that I'm so mad at him is his history is so clear and he's so fucking transparent. Why would you even choose specifically three years ago? There's a lot of people who make me mad in Alex Jones's world and what have you. He doesn't make me mad. I hate him. There's other people who I'm like, I'm more interested in explaining to you why this person is a problem. Of course he is. I want to do a dance on his face. I just hate this guy. I love it when it gets personal with you. I'm a huge fan. I wish I'd known how much you hated this guy in the past. I don't know why he triggers me. He's so boring. I think it's a combination of boredom and murder. Honestly,
Starting point is 01:33:33 all these people are boring to me to some extent except for Hamamoto, Steve Pacanek. Roger Stone, of course, is a delight. Not generally. You don't listen to as much of him as I do. That's true. I don't. I only get trickster God, Roger Stone. I don't want to call it a fetish, but metaphorically, it's kind of a fetish because in the way that I listen to Infowars, I can really only get it up for people who are creative. I can really only enjoy it when I see Steve Pacanek coming around. Right. Hamamoto, Larry Nichols, these types of interesting crazies. Right. Of course it's not interesting. He's a bootlicking asshole. Yeah. It's like your taste in porn. Eventually, it escalates to the point where it gets more and more specific.
Starting point is 01:34:25 Sure. Sure. Of course, you need novelty. You constantly need novelty in order to make things explode. Now, Alex is, Alex is like that, that sort of white bread, mainline mom and pop porn that you'll always be fine with. Right. It'll always be good. It's fine because it's mom and pop. Run of the mill. That's already in a weird place right there, especially these days. Let's get off this topic. My point is that knowledge fight, you only get it here. I really feel like I got railroaded there because I hate Jerome Corsi. I know. I love it. Anyway, in this next clip, we get someone who I'm not really as excited about and don't care about gentlemen by the name of Jack Pasobiek. This guy's a piece of shit.
Starting point is 01:35:15 Yeah, he sucks, but you'll enjoy this. I don't hate Jack Pasobiek so much as I'm like, you disgust me as a human being. Every part of his life bums me out. Jack Pasobiek might as well be Minnie Roger Stone. Yeah, but shittier, more boring, fucking monstrous Roger Stone. Yeah, but I see him as kind of like an acolyte, a dirty trickster in training. Yeah. We're seeing like the- He's a padawan. Yeah. Well, we're seeing all of the beginning of it because he came to prominence with all that pizza gate shit that he denies that he was involved with. Yeah. He was just asking questions, man. Right. He's starting to debate. Not going to the pizza place and creating a hoax
Starting point is 01:36:04 out of it. No, no, not at all. And so we see this. I just think, I think he's very easy to see through and it's not that interesting, but you'll enjoy this first clip where he tries to get a USA chant going and it does not work. Oh boy. It kind of works, but it really doesn't. Folks, there's so much going on. I don't even know where to start, but What's in the news? I don't know where to start. I don't know where to begin. That's like a comic. I was like, what's in the news? Yeah. What else? What else am I working on? I'd like to start. And I think there's a few folks that might join me in a little bit of a slogan that I didn't come up with that you folks may have heard of
Starting point is 01:36:43 it though. It's not a slogan letters. It goes USA, USA, USA, USA. Thank you. Thank you. Appreciate that. So I've heard more sustained USA chance at empty open mics. Yeah. Yeah. I've heard more sustained USA chance at Hitler's rallies. Yeah. Yeah. Absolutely. And also I love the idea. Hey, here's a slogan you might know. It's three letters. Not the name of the country. I gotta listen. I'm going to play a little song for you. It goes a little something like this. Sing along with the chorus. If you know it. My first did is USA. In this next clip, this is maybe only Mike down clip, perhaps. I think that Jack Pasobak accidentally revealed something in this clip that he doesn't realize he's revealing but he is and that is that he is a
Starting point is 01:37:53 white nationalist. Okay. They want the US dollar to be, you know, 10 US dollars to one Chinese dollar. He's talking about the Chinese and the one thing and I'll say this because it always stuck with me. I had a Chinese sort of a business partner and he said, listen, Jack, one day American babies are going to be adopted by Chinese families and that's the way it's going to go. And that's and he didn't say that's what we want. He said, that's what's going to happen. And that that's shocked. That really shocked me. I said, I said, I want the US to ever be in that kind of position. We always think of those as the impoverished countries. You know, countries where you, you know, you get paid for that and get some charity money for that. And so that helps,
Starting point is 01:38:41 you know, maybe give up your child for a better life. Well, I don't want my kids and I'm having to keep here in five weeks. All right. And I don't want my child to grow up in a country that's going on the decline. And that is why I spent all of 2016 working my butt off for Donald J. Trump. And that's why I spent all of 2017. I'm going to spend all of 2018. And as long as it takes, as long as it takes, thank you so much. So he closes out his, his set, as it were. I really don't like that. He said, now I had a Chinese as a partner. Right. That's not good. That's not a good start. I don't know if that's how he phrased it, but if it is, it's somehow it missed my ears. Pretty sure I heard that.
Starting point is 01:39:29 The thing that's important is that white nationalism, white supremacy are based on the 11 words. And most of it is about securing in existence for white children. Yeah. That is very spiritually similar to what he's talking about. The idea that it's offensive that white babies would be sent over. Now he says American, of course, in the same way that Alex uses the West. Right. It's the West. Use these coded bits of language and even personalize it. I'm having a kid. So I'm sorry, 14 words, not 11. Yeah. I don't give a shit about neo-nazis. So I don't care to get the number right. Anyway. I'm a big fan of, like, does he, he has no idea, right? I don't want my kid growing up into a country that's in decline. Well, then send them
Starting point is 01:40:22 elsewhere. No, no, no. That's not even what he's concerned about. That's what he just said. He's like, American babies will be adopted by Chinese people. And I'm like, well, what's the, what's the fucking infant mortality rate here? You fucking idiot. What are you talking about? In the same way that people who like attack abortion clinics say that they're doing it because they're concerned with. Oh, so many black children are aborted and so bad. The rhetoric doesn't match the belief and the belief that he's espousing is basically white children for white America. More or less. And it's great. It's great. Love it. That's a really troubling clip. And he goes very clearly to express that that's why I supported Trump. And that's why I'm going to continue
Starting point is 01:41:10 working so hard for him and all this. And that's, there's, there's so many, like, every time, every time these guys get a clip taken out where it's like, well, obviously you're talking about how you're a white supremacist. They're like, Oh, you take this clip out of context. I just, we have, we have, we have years long fucking rap sheets of you being a white supremacist. There's no taking this out of context. You are literally, yeah, provably demonstrably a white nationalist. Yeah, pretend otherwise is fucking ridiculous. No, no, no, but and it's insane that they realize it's like, Hey, we can't, we can't say it out loud, but we're all cool here. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I'm among friends. I'm among friends here. Like dogs, the bounty hunters in
Starting point is 01:42:05 the back right there. He's free to say the N word. Oh, he wants that, that sort of thing. That's the vibe of this thing. And they're free to say things that that clip of Pacific talking about, I don't want American kids being adopted by Chinese people. That's, I mean, that's dog whistly for sure. Yeah. But it's, it there's an intent to it to rile whites up. Are you, are you talking about Latinx people? I kind of guess and no talking about black people. I'm kind of talking about African Americans. No, I don't think so. No, I don't want American babies. Sure. Sure. You fucking piece of shit. Absolutely. God, these people. What? Why? So why? What do you got? What do you need? What do you fucking need? Like,
Starting point is 01:42:54 what does it take to not be a white supremacist? Is it like, is it just, it can't just be that you were raised white supremacist? It's a part of it. It's absolutely a part of it. But there's something that they get out of it. Like there's some traumatic experience. There's some kind of social group or like people who go to church really just kind of want people to hang out with. No, that's a benign version of it. But like there's a, yeah, I think that there's a, I read some interesting articles recently about conspiracy as being a shortcut to seeming smart because you have like this idea of like, oh, you all believe this. I know the truth. I haven't read any of this stuff, but I get to feel smart. That's a really interesting point of view to take
Starting point is 01:43:36 on that. I didn't consider that. I get to feel smart because I have this alternative belief. Now I haven't researched any of it and you guys are certainly have written papers about your version, but you're dumb because you don't know the truth that I saw on YouTube. Well, hey, 97% of scientists can be wrong when they talk about climate change. Yeah. It's only the 3% that really know the conspiracy behind it. Right. So there's that idea of like a shortcut to feeling smart. And I think that there's a disenfranchisement that people feel possibly that white supremacy gives them a shortcut to being awesome. Well, yeah, if you, I mean, I don't know. I'm not saying that's all.
Starting point is 01:44:19 I'm not saying all of it, but that's a piece of it probably. We're not talking about a justification for it so much as a psychology behind it, a psychosis behind it really. So I'm not, I can't disagree with you. It's not an excuse, more of a possible explanation. Yeah, absolutely. Because you were asking like, what do you get out of it? You get automatic boost to your sense of self. No, and that makes perfect sense. I mean, it's not a coincidence that everyone on that stage is white. Right. You know, it's right. Anyway, finally. I mean, it's like with both of our insecurities and mental illnesses, you think we'd be better off if we were white supremacists, Dan? No, no, too much baggage comes
Starting point is 01:45:02 along with it. I gotta hang out with weirdos. That's a good one. You got to be a proud boy. That's the worst. That's the worst. I mean, the friend part of it alone is disqualifying. That's a good point. If you ever watched any documentaries about like neo-nazi groups and stuff like that, it's really fast. I saw the green room. That sounded about right. I don't, I haven't seen that one, but it's a great movie. Patrick Stewart is a white supremacist. You can't go wrong. That's a movie. I'm talking docs, baby. If you watch documentaries about white supremacist groups, a lot of the times you'll find, you just see that like, if you were in the place of the person the documentary is about, like, it would just be like, why do I have to
Starting point is 01:45:45 hang out with these dicks? Yeah, these people are assholes. What am I doing? I'd just be like, get out of this garage. Everyone seems to hang out in garages. That's a good point. And I'm not talking about like a garage like, Hey, it's a car shop. I'm talking about a garage. Yeah. Yeah. Anyway, finally, an hour plus into this stream of speeches, they get to the actual Q and A session that the thing was supposed to be about and Alex is too drunk to do it. So he has Millie Weaver host the question and answer. She's moderating it. Yeah. Excellent. Excellent. He gets up on stage. This is a Star Trek Q and A if you're a white supremacist. He gets up on stage and he's like, all right, we're going to open the floor to questions. I'm bringing Millie Weaver
Starting point is 01:46:30 up here and I'll come and answer some if you want. And then he kind of just disappears for a long time after, uh, after this, he does answer this question. Got to do a little coke. Come on. He's he's doing something probably yelling at Chuck E. Cheese the rat. Um, I think we all agree. He's talking about pizza rat is a historical anomaly that wasn't really meant to happen. And there's discussion that that Alex and and Mr. Stone, Roger Stone had about basically street fighting tactics versus long term strategy. Hadouken. I want to say that this guy is a very valid question. And so my question for Roger Stone and for Alex Jones are outside of street fighting tactics outside of outside of short term street fighting kind of guerrilla tactics.
Starting point is 01:47:25 What's the long game and who has the long game? And I'm talking 2030 4050 years. And I'd like to throw in one more caveat to that. Is that a question for me? It's a question for both of you. Can I finish sir, please? Can you also include in that? How do you work with institutional Christian organizations in your long game? Now I'm going to give you a little like the second part of that question. I'm going to give you a chance to gamble. Yes. Do you think Alex has a decent answer to this question? Well, let me to boil this question down. The question is essentially, can you actually govern a country? What is your idea? Right? That's right. How do you how do you do so you guys have taken over ostensibly your winning
Starting point is 01:48:12 through street fighting? Yep. Yep. Yep. You threw a couple upper cuts. You threw some Hadoukans in there. Now we're good. Right. How do you govern and what's your plan? Also, Christ. So I assume Alex's response to that is no, we can't and huh? The second part of the question is based on Alex Jones's rampant distrust of the church. Okay, Catholics. Well, not just Catholics. All the like mega churches. Yeah. He has a very strong distrust of any Christian organization that's not Patriot. The first end of a very few reasonable positions that he still maintains. So your prediction is pretty accurate. He doesn't really have a good answer. Sure. Listen, I believe in the American people. I believe in humanity. Not an answer. I'm just
Starting point is 01:49:02 putting the facts out and hope people take action. Not an answer. We are in a fight for this country's future. Just doing a bit. Fighting in the globalist in a bet on China. Still not an answer. So I'm simply here trying to believe in you and hope that you take action. Not an answer. My long game is just to tell the truth and promote Americana and free market and what has made humanity great. That's all I'm doing. It's nothing original. I'm trying to reboot America. This is just just catch for now. White nationalism is not original. I will give him that. I think it is just being individuals telling the truth, exposing what's happening, not being intimidated and taking action. So I think it's a great question you asked, but the answer is really simple.
Starting point is 01:49:43 There's no big establishment group is going to save us. It's us individually taking action. That's my answer. That's not an answer. That's nothing. If your answer is there's no way to govern. So that's a bad answer. I mean, he just is rattling off his catchphrases. He might as well have yelled 1776, 2.0 in there. It wouldn't have been out of place in that string of bullshit. Ultimately, what he said at the end there was there's no organization that is going to help us. Well, I mean, if you want to, if you consider the government and organization, then you are essentially advocating for complete and utter chaos. That's anarchy there, baby. Yeah. I mean, I think what he's just saying is take to the streets.
Starting point is 01:50:37 That's a great question and I'm going to not answer it because that is a hard question to answer. It's a non-answer because he has no grasp on policy. So he can't answer questions of like, well, here's what we would like to see. Here are the initiatives that we would like to push for. He doesn't address the idea of like, how are you going to involve Christian organizations at all? No, why would you? Because that's actually a terrible question. All he's saying is, I'm going to keep, I believe in humanity, which means nothing. I believe that I can just do what I'm doing and you do your thing. What I'm going to do is keep telling the truth, which you're not. I'm going to keep exposing things, which is code for I'm going to be a white supremacist on air
Starting point is 01:51:20 and repeat Russian talking points. Right. And I don't, I don't, it's just not an answer. But do you know what, that is a great question though. And one that I can't see either, I can't see really any group answering coherently. Right. Like, do the Democrats have a 30 year plan? I think if you talk to the Republicans, absolutely don't. I think if you talk to some people on the left that have a much more coherent grasp on. Oh, absolutely. No, but if you talk to the mainstream, no, I think actually you could talk to conservatives or liberals that would even, even middle of the road would have a much better answer. I disagree. I think their answers would be stupid. They wouldn't be nothing. I actually think they would be nothing. Maybe if
Starting point is 01:52:08 you try and pin down any one of these fuck faces, they're not going to give a solid, consistent answer to like, here's how we survive the next 30 years. Look, you're getting into hypotheticals here. And what's more important is that Alex Jones's answer was terrible. True. But Roger Stone's answer is worse. Oh, no. There's one action that every one of you can take every single day. And it may seem small, but it isn't. When you see a link of a story or a video on info wars, or Breitbart, or anywhere, spreads the story of freedom. When you see a story that catches your fancy, it is an area which you're interested in. Take that link and post it to your social media, because you see they can censor us, but they can't censor all of us. Nope. Nope. That's the 30
Starting point is 01:53:02 year plan. If you become an army of one. More Facebook shares. If you become a warrior, an info warrior, take our links and spread them. It's cut, paste, paste, paste, paste, paste until your hands hurt. So like control C or control X. What are we doing? Alex screams drunkenly from the back of the room. That is also my 30 year plan. Either fighter becomes late. Yeah. That's a great 30 year plan. I mean, Roger Stone's answer to the question is help us spread propaganda. Yeah. Essentially it's nonsense. It's not even in a functional way in like a, a share our link on Twitter, share it on Facebook. That's, that's us plugging the Twitter, uh, after the, at the end of the show. Like, uh,
Starting point is 01:53:54 you can follow us on at info wars. You can follow us at at real Alex Jones. Smash those like buttons, retweet, retweet. We need more retweets. Our 30 year plan is a thousand retweets per, per awful. At this point, uh, Millie Weaver comes back and, uh, if you thought she was lying about Charlottesville, get a load of this vaccine bullshit. I have one thing to say about vaccines. You know, I had the opportunity recently to speak with some Amish communities out in Ohio. Wouldn't you believe it that the Amish have almost no incidences of autism? In fact, statistically their rates of autism are almost non-existent. Can you guess why? I mean, yeah, it turns out the Amish do not vaccinate their
Starting point is 01:54:44 children. I mean, that kind of really sums it up right there. But anyway, let's go on to more questions. So I grew up Monday night, which is not Amish, but it's sort of close. Amish adjacent. Did you know that there are no gay people in Saudi Arabia too? It's super weird how that works. It's probably because they don't have vaccines there. It's why it's really shitty that the WWE is going over there to do a huge fucking royal rumble. At least it's not Qatar. They won't let women or Qatar, they won't let women perform. So there's no women's matches in their WWE event. It's very shameful. Hey, capitulating to a dumb ass foreign governments is a great idea. Very disgraceful. Get into that market, Dan. Good paycheck. But so what Millie Weaver is talking
Starting point is 01:55:27 about here is utter horseshit. What she's doing is she's operating off a 2005 story that was, this guy named Dan Olmsted did a non-scientific survey of an Amish community in Pennsylvania. It's a very large one in Lancaster. It's one of the biggest in the world. He claimed that he could only find three autistic kids and that two out of the three of them had been vaccinated and implied that that was a very uncommon thing in the Amish community. It was not a study. It's apocryphal. These are just stories that he's relating. And the anti-vaccination people have clung to it like it's the holy grail, the proof that vaccines cause autism. Unfortunately, a 2011 study in the magazine, the journal Pediatrics, showed that 68% of Amish people had
Starting point is 01:56:16 their children vaccinated, which is lower than the national average, but it's still a majority by far. Also, in a 2010 presentation to the International Society of Autism Research, researchers from the University of Miami and the University of Vanderbilt discussed their research into autism in the Amish community based on interviews with 1,899 individuals in multiple communities. They found a rate of approximately... Could have found one more. I know. They found a rate of approximately 1 in 271 children displaying autistic indicators. Also, there's a clinic called the Clinic for Special Children in Lancaster, Pennsylvania, that is specifically for the developmental disorders in Amish children, which would not exist if those didn't exist.
Starting point is 01:57:01 The main reason that's suggested for why rates are lower for the diagnosis of Amish communities is that they don't want to have the stigma. There's a diagnosis bias in Amish communities. Also... Just like how people say that the diagnosis of autism has exploded and nobody understands why. And it's like, well, if you go back historically, they put people in fucking institutions. Further, because the populations are so insulated in Amish communities, there's a much lower genetic diversity in play, which reduces the risk of certain diseases and elevates those of certain others. It's not entirely clear why autism would be one of them, but it turns out that that's one that has a much lower incidence in less genetically diverse
Starting point is 01:57:51 populations. So, Millie... Oh, we're bringing it back! Who's that at the door? Is that Rainbow Snatch? I don't know. Is that Rainbow Snatch? Hello! You busted. Is that your Bernie? No, I don't know. That was for the chat room. All right. So, Millie, we were just going based on an apocryphal story in 2005 that got traction in anti-vaccination communities, but also there have been a ton of studies that have shown... Those stories always get traction and the debunking... Never does. No, they just ignore that stuff, even though it's in peer-reviewed studies. So, at this point, Rob Dew gets on the mic. Everyone had forgotten he still exists. He shows up on the mic. He says some really weird stuff. One of the things I like to hear is that
Starting point is 01:58:39 the bar is free. There's an open bar at this time. No, that's a good event. But then he says something else that's really weird. I'm just going to make a quick announcement. We're going to go till about 6.15 doing this, and we have the room till 7. So, I think what we should do then is just hang out and mingle open bar. I will say this, though. If somebody asks a question and somebody out there knows the answer, they should come up and answer it, because this is what it's all about. It's not about Jack doesn't have all the answers. It's because Alex is too drunk to get back on stage. Yeah. I don't have all the answers. Millie doesn't. Well, Jack has all the answers. Yeah. But, you know, together that's how networks are formed. Neural networks. We're a little neural
Starting point is 01:59:24 network in here. So, let's all, if you think you know the answer to something or have your own perspective, keep it short, but come on up and jump on up. Yeah, that's what it's all about. It's about participation, about getting in the game. So, we welcome your questions. We'll go till about 6.15 and then let's just hang out and, you know. We have a DJ who's going to play electric slide. I don't know what's in it, but it's good. They have jungle juice at the back. Yep. I don't know what's in that punch, but man, it's good. Rob do, baby. Our free bar is essentially ever clear mixed with lemonade mix. Oh, those parties. Terrible. Terrible in my past. He stole some margarita mix from my parents. So, we're going to have a good time tonight. Jordan.
Starting point is 02:00:08 Yeah. They should have stopped at six instead of 6.15. What happens at 6.15? They take a question. Oh, no. And now I have a few things I need to say about this. I don't know why, but at some point right before this guy asks his question, the audio starts going fucking terrible. This is going to sound like shit and I apologize in advance, but I will say I tried to hunt down alternate versions of the audio. There is nothing that doesn't have this glitch in it. It's worth it for what ends up happening. I tried to fix it. I could not fix it. It would have taken me like six hours to go through and fix all the audio. So, I apologize for subjecting your ears to this, but I wouldn't do it if it weren't one of the fucking craziest
Starting point is 02:00:59 things. And when we get to what ends up happening, which I am not going to spoil at all, you cannot imagine the look on Millie Weaver's face. Okay. And like, why the fuck isn't Alex here helping me with this? This is not cool. So, here is the guy. His name is True Dave. He decides to... No. But... No. He's a genius. He knows how to start... True Dave. Yeah. He knows how to start out a question with a plug. Strangely enough, he's a fake leftist. Okay. So, let's go to this gentleman right here. Yes. Good afternoon, everyone. Good evening. Yes. Let's give ourselves a round of applause for having the courage to come forward and to dine with the infamous Roger Stone. And what's his name? Alex Jones. That's right, yes.
Starting point is 02:01:56 So far, so far. In case people aren't making it out, what he said is... Nice little, nice little dig. Let's give ourselves a round of applause for being courageous enough to come out and hang out... Dine with the infamous Roger Stone. And what's his name? Alex Jones. Oh, Alex Jones. He's doing a bit. Alex Jones. Good morning to you, Doctor. You're also very important. My name is True Dave. I am a long-time listener of InfoWars. And a first-time caller. I'm a patron of about 6,000 points. I love you. So, I encourage you to buy from the store. They are excellent, excellent health products. You can actually stop paying your health insurance and invest in the health store. So, you know, he gets it. He gets it. Don't pay your health insurance. Just buy Alex
Starting point is 02:02:42 Jones's products. Yeah. Nobody knows. You know what? I mean, it should be a national Alex Jones's health care system. That's a damn ad pivot in a press conference. I love it. That's amazing. I love it. Yeah. Who is this fucking guy? True Dave? We're going to learn so much about him in this next play. I have a question, but I need to answer my question. Wouldn't I say that the longest government that we know on the face of the planet is the Christian government? No! And at the center of this government is a man. And we know his name is Jesus. So, to recap what he said so far, is that the longest running government in the world is a Christian government at the center of it is a man named Jesus. Now, he gets his props, but I'm a little deeper. What? Jesus gets his
Starting point is 02:03:46 props, but I'm going to go a little deeper. Well, yeah, you gotta. That's wild. That's nuts. As Christians, which in four words is professing to be a Christian channel, and we study the Bible. Does it? The book of Revelation clearly talks about the end times, and we are clearly in the end times. So, what is it that we must be looking for at the end times? That's one book. Dragons? So, he's asserting very clearly that we are in the end times. What should we be looking for? Christ is the focus. Well, the problem I have is he prefaces that with two, as though everyone already knows what we should be looking for. Right. Two, Christ is the focus. Yeah. I don't know
Starting point is 02:04:46 what we should be looking for. No. And even Revelation scholars really don't know what we should be looking for. You have no idea where this is going. Other than that it already happened, and it was a metaphor for Rome. You have no idea where this is going. Also, to the chat room, I appreciate everyone suggesting how this audio could be fixed. It's a little late. Trust me. It's a little late. No. Everyone is saying, yeah, you probably can't fix this. Oh, okay. And maybe there is some really, really long way to do it just manually, but such a mess. All I know is that the second thing after you fix that audio, look to Christ. Right. And again, I think this is as good a time as I need to bring out. I took this audio straight
Starting point is 02:05:32 from Alex Jones's YouTube channel. He put this out like this. Oh, yeah. No, that's on him. You texted me earlier and it was like, I've been working on this and every time I make an adjustment, it sounds like everybody's talking about it. They're talking fast motion when I cut out the little blanks and audio and just either way, it's going to hurt the ears. If we do not understand that the Lord of the Second Advent has returned to this earth who assisted Nixon, who assisted Reagan, who created the Washington Times and the Alex Jones Corp every day since he started it in Austin, Texas, if we don't come to understand that this Christ has left his sons on this earth to guide us to the future because the Bible clearly says
Starting point is 02:06:19 we will be in the rain of a thousand years. I'm here for witness. I'm a living witness that Christ has come. His name is Samuel Moon and he has done incredible work. Wait, what? There's no way, man. Wait, I don't have free speech. What? What is your question? Millie, we were just standing on stage so scared like, wait, what? Who is Christ re-birthed as Son Young Moon? Son Young Moon. Wait, hold on. Son Young Moon? Yep. So this guy. That's pretty impressive. This guy went to Alex Jones' after party and was like, now's my time to let everybody know. I already know who Christ is. And he did it perfectly.
Starting point is 02:07:33 He got everyone behind him by doing a plug. These are great products. These are great products. You're going to love it. First off, we know we're in the end times. Even before that, you do the plug. Talk about, I've listened to Alex Jones for a long time. I'm an info warrior from way back. Huge influence. I love all this. Look, I'm a Christian organization. I believe in Jesus, all this. And then he fucking troaching horses in Son Young Moon is the Christ. They are so confused. They have no idea what to do. I love the part where he's like, now let me finish. I have First Amendment rights. No, he's not mad. He's confused. No, I know, but you hear it. You hear it in his voice. Like just like, no, I have First Amendment rights.
Starting point is 02:08:21 I get to say he's confused because Alex Jones' whole thing is about how his First Amendment rights are being encroached on. And now we started the episode with him trying to kick out what might have been Jordan Klepper from his event and then saying, we'll let you on stage. He never does. And now we end with a Mooney who's asking a question. And then you can see, like it's just shadows because it's people's heads. It's the back of people's heads in an auditorium. But you can see someone came over and is talking to him like, dude, stop. Like, wait, hold on. Hold on one second. We are crazy. This is getting, but that no, no is fucking crazy. No, it's because it's getting too real. Like not because Sun Young Moon is Christ, but because Sun Young Moon did make a Washington
Starting point is 02:09:13 Times and the Washington Times is a low to shit journal publication that spouts the same narratives that Alex does. And he does use them as a source a lot. And Sun Young Moon is related to a lot of funding. Do you mean Jesus? No, I mean, Sun Young Moon. Are you sure he's not really of the unification church? What we know is that Christ's sons are coming. Sun Young Sun Young Moon is related to a lot of funding of conservative organizations and think tanks and Christ. Right. So there's a lot of connection between the narratives that Alex Jones puts out into the world and Sun Young Moon funding. And so this guy is crazy. But at the same time, he's not crazy in thinking that Alex should be on the same page as him. No, of course not. Because if you listen to Alex for a
Starting point is 02:10:06 really long time and you're like your focal point was Sun Young Moon and the Washington Times, it would make perfect sense to you that like Alex gets it. Yeah, Alex is Alex is he knows right knows looks on young moon was super behind Nixon and Reagan. Alex seems to like those guys. I think he's my guy. I love it. It's very, it's very nuts. I legit thought he was he was coming to Roger Stone as being like he was behind Nixon. He was behind Reagan. He was doing the whole thing. And I was like, this is what we bring in Roger Stone. And then he threw the curve ball of Sun Young Moon. Love it. Which actually introduces the question of does Roger Stone have any relation with Sun Young Moon given two of them have had the parallel tracks through. Have they ever been in
Starting point is 02:10:58 the same room together? I don't know. I want to find out that Sun Young Moon is a white dude. Right. No, he was Korean. Yeah, but was he a white dude? I don't think so. Did he get the Christ surgery? You know, that's Christ was Jewish and then he became white. That's why all the Italian so I don't know. All right. I want to say we have one more clip. It's two minutes long of him. But I don't think it's worth it because he just rambles more about Christ. I think we got a close on Sun Young Moon, man. It's really solid closer. It's really funny to me the rest of it. And you can go look at you can watch the whole video if you want over on Alex's channel. But he keeps being like, you guys are trying to get me to not say this stuff. There are moments like that.
Starting point is 02:11:42 His genuine surprise is great. Yeah. So there's that. But anyway, Alex had, he got soy bombed by a Mooney. Love it. Which is going to be my punk band. Soy bombed by a Mooney. Yeah. I don't know. This has been, this has been a really interesting thing because I, you know, took a lot of twists and turns that I wasn't expecting. Everyone wanted us to talk about the press conference and this is way fucking better. This is much more interesting. Weird ass drunk them all doing weird ass shit. I love it. I don't think all of them are drunk though. I don't think Jack Pasobit goes out in public drunk. No. And Millie Millie is clearly doing her best. Yeah. She's, she is, she is dreaming of better things that she does. She has heavy
Starting point is 02:12:28 lifting to do. Yeah. Maybe course he's drunk. I can't tell with his fucking. I don't know. I can't do it anymore. I can't. I've got no more. I got no more metaphors for a soggy, just cadaver, just a cadaver in a bog. Just a fucking lake full of whiskey that is pale skin and his blue lips, his fucking tiny little fucking mushy hands. You ever knock out a chubby old bitch and throw him in a river or whiskey? That's what course he fucking looks like. Fucking dick. That guy sucks. Oh God. Damn it. He might have been drunk. I love this. That's what I was getting at. Roger Stone's not drunk. He's just doing his best. Roger Stone is just bananas. I don't know, man. I think that what you look at when you look at the totality of this is you see,
Starting point is 02:13:23 I think the major points I want to take away is this has all of the flavor of a white nationalist Nazi rally that is a failure because the audience is not very interested. They're a very low energy audience. It'd be fun if they were all moonies. Oh, that'd be crazy. They were all behind him. Yeah, exactly. If true Dave got like, true Dave, true Dave, that'd be crazy. True Dave essay, true Dave essay. Yeah, better, a better chant than Pasoba could get going. So that's one point. And then the other point is I really think that Alex is trying to get Soros to sue him. And it's really funny to me because that's never going to happen. No, it's never going to happen. There's no, there's no win. No, there's no win. It's a pointless act. Yeah, you can just keep slandering
Starting point is 02:14:11 him and it doesn't matter because why would it matter? What what I find interesting about this is that the only thing that will get Soros to sue him is if one of Alex's fans kills his son, which I think is a remote possibility as things deteriorate. I think or Putin might do it. Eh, it's possible. I think I think the thing that I find interesting about the coverage of the press conference and the lack of coverage about this banana's nonsense. Yeah. Is that every time, every time we see this type of coverage from right wing watch or media matters. Well, like a year ago, it was the same thing with the go fuck yourself, Adam shift thing. And then later in the episode, he's, but what I had to learn what it seems like to me is that they always cover
Starting point is 02:15:01 Alex at his strongest. Do you know what I'm saying? Like they always cover Alex doing the most Alex. No, no, no, no. Instead of covering Alex at his weakest when he gives up the game. It's this strong embarrassing version because right kissing the flag and stuff like that is embarrassing. Right. But it still works into the narrative of his mythology. His embarrassment is his strength, like his inability, his complete lack of ability to feel shame, just like Trump. It's the lack of shame. It's the complete misunderstanding of what it's like to be another rational human being. Like imagine what makes them so powerful. Imagine if the headlines were Alex Jones promotes two hour Q and a session too drunk to follow through. Yeah. So his buddies
Starting point is 02:15:48 have a nationalist rally. Yeah. A white nationalist rally, right? Because that's the reality of what we saw here. Every time, every time he was too drunk, he was too drunk at the wheel. So Lee Stranahan came up on stage and, you know, piggybacked some anti Soros hate and Jack Pasobic expressed, I don't want white kids being adopted to Chinese people or just like Jerome Corsi allowed to speak like that's that's a worthy headline as well. Oh, God. Oh, man. Anyways, there's someone who I wish was a non be fucking. He was in the queue to be a non, you know, like the line with a in England. They call it a queue. I know, I know what a queue. All right. All right. Come on, man. I hate that guy. Anyway, that brings us to the end of this episode. I
Starting point is 02:16:35 wish the, I wish folks would do a better job of covering this sort of thing because it's much, you're right. It's much more embarrassing. Yeah. It's much more potent. Anyway, thank you all for listening. I think it's very obvious what's going to happen at the end of this. But first off, if you would like to follow us on Twitter, we're at knowledge underscore fight. Also, our website is knowledge fight.com. If you want to join a specific group with a long name that you're going to have to stop pause, listen to the next words I say, go home and tell your mother you're brilliant hit the 15 second button on your, on your iPhone. It's go home and tell your mother you're brilliant on Facebook. It's right. We're also just on Facebook if you want to find
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