Knowledge Fight - #161: May 14, 2018
Episode Date: May 16, 2018Today, Dan listens to the voice of the people and brings Jordan up to speed on what is going on in modern day Alex Jones. Unfortunately, the day that they end up covering involves Alex reporting on th...e murder of over 50 Palestinians by Israeli soldiers by mostly just talking about Muslims being bad. That isn't the most fun, but to make things even less fun, Milo Yiannopoulos shows up to "joke around" with Alex to try to drum up some cheap free press about their dumb jokes.
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Andy in Kansas. You're on the air. Thanks for holding
Well, Alex, I'm a first-time caller. I'm a huge fan. I love your work. I love you. Hey everybody. Welcome back to knowledge fight
I'm Dan. I'm Jordan. We're a couple dudes like sit around drink novelty beverages and talk a little bit about Alex Jones
Indeed we are Dan. What up, Dan?
If we were to successfully pull off this opening
Like we did not do on our last episode. No, we got a little we both got a little bit of colds. We got a little bit loopy
Yeah, we got we got we got a little bit under the weather situation with Chicago's up and down weather
Frustrating putting our putting our systems into a completely fucked up state
But had we have done it perfect had we have nailed it. It would have gone something like this. Yes
I know a lot. What I was trying to prepare for the scene
Don't ray me. Yeah. Okay. All right. All right. Yellow leather yellow leather. I got you
Yeah, I know a lot about Alex Jones. I don't know
anything about Alex Jones. There we go. Neither of us know anything about vocal warm-ups either. You know what else
I don't know about I I got completely caught up with doing getting today's episode ready
So I actually forgot again to make the sound drop for our damn it Dan on the next episode. We'll get to it
I also also seriously we made it through one round of the bracket
You're just hoping I would never bring it up. I emotionally checked out
It's time for me to declare a winner
And it's a jalapeno and garlic pizza. Okay. All right. Deep reference
Sure back when I used to podcast in a Missouri. All right. All right. Yeah, maybe one person listening to this
We'll get that. No. All right fine. I'll name the winner is act labor out. I'm cool. All right. All right
All right, I don't know sure. I don't know. Let's just let it go
All right, I wish I'd never brought it up. I do you feel a lot of guilt over this. I do too wish
I do too wish also that I don't didn't have you know episode here. It goes today's episode come on now
But we have to we have to get to it
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All right
Something I don't appreciate Jordan's first of all your attitude
Second of all, I'm sorry. That was one time where leaving you hanging was the best option probably another thing
I don't appreciate is that we're not doing a project Camelot episode today. Oh
People in our Facebook group go home and tell your mother you're brilliant. Yes
They sound it off that we aren't talking enough about modern-day Alex Jones. All right, and so as um, I
Don't want to say punishment cave. What you do you were caving? Yeah, oh totally. Absolutely. I hold it like a taco
Yeah, yeah, okay, but no, I I
It's not a punishment to the people who demanded this right and also enjoy it. It's more a
Punishment to you. Yes, certainly. Yeah, but it's more of I think the it's a
Beware what you wish for. Oh careful. All right wish for all right because we're going over the May 14th
2018 episode right which if you're keeping track is the day after over 50 people were gunned down
In Israel, I don't I didn't hear that in the news
Which makes for an interesting episode of the Alex Jones show, you know what I read a lot in the news today
50 dead in protests right a lot of I heard a lot of mysterious deaths. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, yeah protests turn violent as opposed to a
Military murders unarmed people could be could be one other way of putting it
Yeah, so before we get to today's show, which is going to be largely not all that fun
I have two pretty fun out of context drops. All right. We're about to turn your lights on baby
I like that so much. We're about to turn your lights on baby
Like that's something that Alex should say if he's like starting a rock concert. Oh, okay
Not in the middle of a rant about North Korea
He's gonna need the he's gonna need to copyright that like like buffer did with oh, yeah, let's get ready to rumble
Yeah, absolutely. Oh, and so here's he's leaving licensing money on the table. Here's the other out of context drop
Which unfortunately will give you an indication that today's episode will also feature as if Alex talking about
Israel was not bad enough. It also involves an hour of goddamn Milo Yiannopoulos. God damn it
Yes, yes, dad
I got a nice
Oh nice dynamic a lot of a lot of weird things just showed up there. Yeah a lot of implications that I like that
I don't want to think about that at all. Yes, dad. Yeah. No, see you again. I wish you hadn't said it
So we're gonna jump in here and we'll get to we'll get to Alex starting off the show
But again, it's important that we remember that we're also concurrently doing an investigation into 2009
And one of the things that we learned is that in 2009 Alex was
Full-throatedly supportive of the Palestinians. Yes, he did it was against the violence and atrocities that were being perpetrated by Israel
Upon the Palestinian population. You would think most people would be the yeah
Yeah, it's a fairly obvious position not to shoot on our people and wound roughly what?
thousands thousands of people
thousands of people were wounded by by a
Sniper fire, right? That's probably bad. Yeah, and we'll get into a lot of that stuff and like some of the
Some of the problems with Alex's rhetoric as we go along, but let's let it's just nice to know that
actually
The Nazis did win World War two. They just played a long game where they they stopped with the whole Germany thing
They were like and then they infiltrated both the United States and Israel very ironic
Very perhaps the best really perhaps the best way to fully destroy the Jews is
Tricking them into starting a war with the rest of the Middle East
Well, there's that I mean that guy on project Camelot even was saying that Simon Parks gentlemen was saying gentlemen strong gentlemen is very
Very kind putting it very strongly. He even said like a Germany lost World War two the Nazis didn't
I'm that's really hard to argue with now, right?
Like it like this the South
lost
The Civil War, but the Confederates seem to have won your baby. You're not wrong. Yeah. Anyway, let's get to this first clip. All right
Just in advance try to yell as little as possible because you're gonna be so mad. All right
I got issues with Israel good start
good start
Good start
You you and me both buddy
You and me both strong and that's a good opening. I assume it can only go up from here
But Israel's a diverse political system no
Israel
He is not expanding and telling me I can't have a church on my street
Israel is not telling me that my children have to submit to Allah
Israel is not
Spreading like a virus oh
you're almost and
George Soros my
Enemy trying to destroy me trying to overthrow this country the Nazi collaborator. Oh boy
No matter how many newspapers and publications he pays to call himself a Holocaust survivor
He went on 60 minutes, and he wrote a book
Did he still survive it bragging how they help round up thousands of Jews not true the best time of their life
No, they do it all over again wasn't not
60 minutes for you again, please
He's after me and they basically told me
In the lawsuits and and in the news stop doing this. I will never stop you're lying
Well, that's Alex reading in stop doing this. It's wrong
But that's like him that's like him say like what he's expressing is they're like in the lawsuits against him
They also say Alex routinely lies and defames people such as George Soros. Yeah, he says that he's a Nazi
Going right right yeah, he reads that in the lawsuit as back. It's like background information
Right. He's like oh shit. That's Soros talking to me through the law. Yeah, that's what it's really all about
Give me a warning. That's what it's really all about Alex is I might win this one
But I have to know that the powerful backing is there. He's living in a spy movie. That's only in his head
Anyway, let's finish this clip up before we go into it
You may be able to intimidate and push other people around buddy. You're not pushing me around. Oh, I
Mean that's technically true. I just kept that last so in there
Illustrate how long of a pause there is there gonna be a lot of pauses as he tries to navigate the worst possible way to talk about Israel
Yeah, kind of
Almost it's so close to him actually like he's like Israel isn't expanding into my home and you're like
Now if they were though, how would you feel? Not great, right?
Probably now imagine you were in a situation where Israel was expanding into your home
But you wouldn't feel great. You wouldn't feel great. I'll leave a different take on this might might be against that, right?
So imagine yourself in the position of somebody who was and let's say perhaps the people who were
Actually existed and they were just murdered by the government
He doesn't wouldn't you then be on this you literally just
Elucidated why you should be on the side of the Palestinians this product this this thought experiment that you're proposing is flawed because it requires a
Modicum of empathy that's something that is not
Think it requires empathy
Imagine someone else's situation
No, it's just to apply the situation you described fine. It requires abstract thought it requires abstract thought
That's really does that's probably a problem. That's why it's never gonna. Turns out colloidal iodine causes concrete
Side effect it was right expected right so Alex
I mean this is gonna be pretty much the going theme throughout all of this right?
I have a problem with Israel, but I'm just gonna talk about hating Muslims, right? Wow, and so I mean yeah, hey
Israel shouldn't but
Islam so here ever see those guys. So here's the issue
Alex believes that there's nefarious powers at play in the world right now, of course
And he has to I mean he's not wrong. He has to support Israel because the alternative is something real scary
All the bullying over the years all the anti-Israel stuff. Oh, he's all part of a larger globalist UN
Sorosian
Sorosian that's a great word
Program
This heavily involves and they want the UN to come in course and take over that holy city
We've always wanted that talk about bringing in revelation
You know, maybe I just don't want revelation to come in that quick. I got a one year
Like seeing it fulfilled to have the Babylon whore
and
The false prophet in control of Jerusalem if I had
Which which false prophet is in control of Jerusalem if I had a damn dollar
False prophet is in control of Jerusalem right now
If I had a dollar for every time Alex declared someone the whore of Babylon the false prophet
Yeah, anti-Christ. We would have we would make a solid living. Yeah, he calls everybody the goddamn anti-Christ the false problem in the pope
Obama, yeah, but that one was right cast Sunstein
Cast Sunstein Obama's old advisors who by the way really funny. I've been listening to 2009
We're never gonna listen to clips of this
But one of Alex's big narratives is that cast Sunstein wants animals to be able to sue you. All right
It's one like that. I you know what?
I think I might as well just because that would be the cutest court case
Well, you are legally allowed to confront your accuser. Absolutely. There you go. You got a duck on the stand
So the Vatican and the UN want to take over Israel and yeah, Jerusalem. Yeah
The Vatican and the UN yeah together in concert because we got global globalist pope in there
No, that's true. That's true HBO. Sorry with his sorosian ideas sorosian agenda. I
Would I would call this the cirrhosis period? I mean, this is just like this is high levels of bullshit that like is it high
Well, it's high like it's low levels of bullshit high levels of bullshit in the sense of like you need to prove anything
You're saying and you know, you know, it's just it stacks upon stacks of bullshit and it's just
I don't know. Anyway, pretty much any time any
professed Christian
Commentator talks about Israel sooner or later. You're gonna get a slip-in of the UN times, right?
Like that's really what everybody likes about Israel. Yeah, it's just like the oh
We we definitely have to have it because the end times
Like if we don't have Israel
The end times are gonna happen, right? Is that what they think? I think that is kind of what they're here
They're rapture like like if we just got rid of Israel, they'd be like shit. The Bible isn't real
Or if you get rid of Israel, that means that we're already in it or something like that
I don't know. I don't know enough about rapture shit because it's always not like
Hard pass on this. I don't care to know like once I hear like Alex and a caller arguing pre and post
Trib rapture. That was fun though. But once I enjoyed I enjoy a good Trib rapture debate
But once I hear that I'm like, I don't need to know anything about either side of this. No, that's true
That's true. So anyway, you're fairly certain the rapture is never mentioned either. No, here is some interesting
Is long bashing along with some
Boostering for Christianity. All right, and Alex does something very interesting Judaism not involved certainly doesn't seem to be well
They're lumped in with Christianity somehow. Yeah, I feel like that's not good. Yeah, so but well Alex does one thing
That's really interesting when he starts talking about Christianity and I think that he jerks off. Yep
There's different maps of it the universities have put out
But if you maps type in the spread of Islam
You'll get a lot of different variants and versions and you'll see that Islam is expanding
Islam is not contracting
Christianity is contracting
Capitalism is contracting
Prosperity is contracting remember during a Barack Obama's inauguration speech breakdown when he was talking about how he brought up
We're at war and he brought up economic troubles
Yeah, and Alex said what he's doing is trying to anchor those two ideas in your mind
He's trying to vector them together. Yeah, Alex just vectored
Christianity capitalism and prosperity all together. I didn't notice his audience would see I was too much. He's too good at it
I'm only doing this listen Obama can't hold a candle to Alex Jones when it comes to vectoring
But I'm only doing this to be petty because it's some it's a rhetorical technique that he called out in someone else and like hey
I'm gonna bring it up which is fantastic
I'm gonna bring it up every time you do it now, which I would say that the only thing
The capitalism and Christianity have in common throughout their history has been exploitation of
minorities indigenous populations right the people they profess to help
Imagine a religion wanting to expand as far across the globe as it possibly could
It's almost like they're sending groups of people to other lands that aren't theirs
Oh, and are is spreading this this faith. This is horrible. Why would never know the west no always been Christian
Absolutely. Oh, yeah. Yeah, and most of them. That's one thing people don't that's one thing people don't know about the first nations
Right loved the Jesus so much. Oh, you're so good
And when Islam takes over your country, it doesn't let you continue
To be free
Find free all it does is expand
There are countries that are currently Islamic and there are countries that are currently not Islamic
Good work. There is the house of Islam
There is the house of war and the house of Windsor real quick. That's the sex go-tha
I want to pause there for a second really quick because all Alex is doing is taking this from a guy that he talked to during the
Inauguration of Donald Trump
Okay, he was out on the street and he was talking to a guy and this guy screamed about the house of Islam and the house of war
Everything outside of the house of Islam is the house of war. Okay, and that is how Islam views the world
Yeah, but that's not how that's not how houses work
Well, like they would be separate houses and there would be space in between them Alex
I mean, I mean you could only have the house of Islam and then
Everything else and what about the house of buggin that's that now that's a good. That's a good one
Yeah, a little cool. Jay was on it. I think what about the house in the middle of our street our house our house
So the issue is that Alex just took this from this guy that he talked to during the inauguration
It didn't look into the concept at all. Right. There is the Dar al-Islam and the Dar al-Harb
Which are the two distinctions within like countries that are ruled in Muslim
Tenants and that sort of thing and those without and you could you could say that the Dar al-Harb is the house of war
That is a that's a fair
Translation to some extent
But it's not it's not a literal translation from the Arabic and also Dar al-Islam
Doesn't mean the house of Islam necessarily it mostly means the house of peace is when you take the word Islam
When you look at it in the Arabic, right?
What it comes from is certain consonants that come together like salam like salam alaykum peace be upon you
Yeah, yeah, the Islam Islam generally is
Accepted to be translated as to enter into a state of peace right which we poorly translate to mean
Surrender or submission. Yeah, and that's not act. That's not a good translation
It's those who have entered into a state of peace
So if you look at the Dar al-Islam and the Dar al-Harb
You have the house of those who have entered into peace and those who have in a state of non peace, right?
We've translated as war also all of the things that you just said in a different language
All I heard was the sound of dirty monsters out
Fucking come on man. It also doesn't take into account that they're salami alaykum speak American. There's all sir
There's also the say gazoon height bless you. There's also the Dar al-Hudna, which is the house of calm which is
state like a little book of calm
It's like when they've had a truce between two countries that country would be said to be in a Dar al-Hudna
Which is right? There's calm between us, which is like hey, you're cool
Yeah, there's there's other distinctions that are made if you like the way that religions always dress up the most banal of thing
Ah, the the house of calm, but you're like
We're just cool with those guys right, but I like they seem all right Alex
I think you could just call it there all right
But again, it's just Alex taking something from somebody he is talking to on the street because it fit into his worldview of
Muslims want to kill everybody who's not them and he has incorporated it into his rhetoric and narrative
And that's really fucking stupid and very bad and I I'm gonna say this over and over again
You are a fucking bigot Alex. Yeah, you are behaving like a bigot
It's also it's also interesting in so far as it reveals how terrible his stories
Really are in terms of lies is because if something really happens like I met a guy on the street
Who said this and I realized instantly that this was something that is so important
I legit have the clip of him learning about exactly exactly, but he does not tell a story about that
That just gets assimilated right whereas everything that he tells a story about is bullshit, which by the way
We're gonna we're gonna at the exact end of this episode. We're going to get a good story
We're going to find
Instance in real time of him just completely making up a lie. It's fascinating. Let's finish this clip
Islam is already in control of most European countries because
With more than 10 parties per country what not all the 10 15% that vote in a block
You have checkmate control. I know it's almost already
35% of white people have a lot of fucking power
Understand that ladies and gentlemen. I do
Not all countries in Europe have parliamentary governments that it's it's not all of them
It's certainly generally weirdly isn't the ones that he talks about all the time
But be that as it may even if you have a parliamentary government and you have 10
Parties. Yeah, that doesn't mean that they all get 10% of the coalition or whatever like that sounds right
You have 10 people those Europeans are all communists as well, right? You have eight
Groups that combine to 2% of the vote or whatever and then two parties. You only know the group
Dr. Group. Yeah, absolutely. So like that's okay. That's all that's all some hot bullshit
but yeah, like if you if you look at the
Elections that are currently happening in Iraq
It is the guy who the guy who's winning is a fierce Iraqi nationalist who like there
So the wants to make a wreck the way is the white print. No and in fact, it's weirdly a
Strange mixture of what's going on it like the more you look into it the more fascinating it becomes because
Everybody kind of predicted was the the pro Iran guy to get in there or no, I think it was a pro America guy or whatever
And he is not doing well. Well the pro Iran guy not doing well the pro Iraq guy who doesn't trust America or Iran
Do is doing great doing well in a right doing great. Yeah. Yeah, but also their government
So the way that it's set up
He's he's got like 30% of the vote and then they have to figure out how to deal with everybody else like a like a
parliamentary
Democracy works. Like that's the it's the same thing that happens when you get a
Labor and liberal Democrats coalition going on. It's the same bullshit. Yeah, nobody agrees on anything
But that that's no different than any other system. Yeah, it's pretty much the same thing
So, um, we had a jump because we had a lot of clips to get through and this next clip
So last last night as we're recording this
Our time last night our time our time these snipers these Ray Lee snipers shot and killed right
It's over 50 at this point. Well, they were defending rising
They were defending themselves from on our people. Absolutely. Um, but behind a cage
But also there's a lot of footage has come out of tear gas being dropped from like drones and stuff like that
That's great. Um, and wonderful and just tear gas being shot out into the the seas of people any t-shirt guns
Yeah, there's a t-shirt cannon. There's a t-shirt cannon
It's interesting because Alex actually he takes issue with that, but not for the reason you'd think
Trump is a leader and yeah, who said that is absolutely true. That's not Trump is a leader
This is called leadership. I thought Trump was sticking ISIS up his dirty asshole. What happened?
Yeah, well, he's leading the charge of pegging. All right
Folks, this is called not doing the same thing
Beating your head up against a wall for 50 years in a failed peace deal
All the Palestinians sit across the fence having six kids on average
Why do you care about the country will take them because they use them that big lake of humanity as a weapon system
Incredible footage I saw today of Israel dropping tear gas on people from drones
Can we roll that was on CNN? What do you think his problem with it is a problem with this?
I
Amazon didn't have a stake in it. No, he would hate that because he hates Bezos. All right. I think boy
All right. All right. All right, mr. Peabody with the hell does happen here
He is mad because
They
Just dropped it and didn't fire it directly at a hit another human being who he whom he once injured miserably
No, you're not thinking like as Jeeves would tell birdie Wooster
You're not thinking with the psychology of the individual. All right
You got to think about how fucking petty and self-involved Alex is all right
and I
Remember seeing that
And oh was it his idea
I just remember being criticized ten years ago. No, look this company selling drones to drop tear gas and fire weapons
Including hand grenades and the media attacked me and said Jones is insane. There's no plan to use drones to surveil
Rural property. There's no plans to put weapons on them or tear gas
And I remember it was in over a thousand newspapers
It was the first time I was really hit with a full disinformation piece
And all I was doing was reading out of regional newspapers, but they didn't want to have a national debate about that. It's just so funny
It's like Jade Helm. So at that point he told boy
Let's let's let's recall Jade at that point he jumps into like a really defensive posture about these articles that have come out that
I have shown that Russian
Bots
Russian troll accounts were promoting Jade Helm conspiracies
Yeah, Alex gets really fucking defensive about that course, but I don't want to talk about that because I don't give a shit
I'm more interested in how really really
Well, he identifies with the Palestinian plight and somehow is against
Palestinians well, well, I want to say really quick before that
I only kept that part in at the end to demonstrate that he does not say
It's wrong. That's true. They tear gas this crowd. That's true. That's true
He's not at all saying that like this is fucked up
He's saying hey, isn't it crazy that I said they were gonna do that ten years ago and they made fun of me
Validated by this
But he said it was bad at the time back then. Yeah, he also said he'd supported Palestine back then. That's true
Nothing means anything. Oh god damn it. So he is it just a
Market lack of humanity about himself. Yeah in this in the aftermath of this event seems to be a common thing
So this is a Mike down clip because I forgot what this is about. It's just marked Alex seriously hates Muslims and Palestinians
That's not good. So let's enjoy him saying some shitty stuff
On the Israel situation the globalist or ally with Islam
They're trying to bring down the West. They're opening up our borders. They're using the Islamic threat to take our rights and it's wrong
That does not mean that the Israel lobby doesn't get out of hand and I'm not a problem with it
Just like the Chinese are the main influencer in our government
I don't like it, but I'm not an enemy of Israel and Trump understands that a choice has to be made and
He's got to move the embassy and not be a coward to Jerusalem
I can do it any other country
And then he's got to stand up and be firm with the baby
Palestinians a baby who are suicide bombing their kids today all over the world
A whole bunch of suicide bombings all over the world people blowing their little kids up. That's sick. That's satanic. That's child sacrifice
It's disgusting
So real quick, uh, we'll get to the rest of this clip, but I want to address that really fast
He's conflating the uh the other story
Of the day with palestinians. Well, if you look up of the suicide bombings, there was one
Yeah, there was an indonesia. Yeah, that's the one he's where they were using children as suicide bombers
Yes, absolutely. And uh, that is not related to this at all. No, they're indonesian palestinians
Yeah, oh, that's right. Haven't you seen those? That's right. They're everywhere
You see like what that's his problem with like the same mentality that leads him to this stupid idea that
The globalists are all one big group that are against him and like macalations all one big group exactly
He has this like sort of unifocused
Idea about his enemies and it's just it's it's cockamamie. It's stupid. Like I think that we uh, you know what?
Here's here's something that I I hit me recently and I don't know if this is connected or not, but I want to say it
There's something that is it profoundly unsatisfying about doing this show
Because all right at the end of the day what we're doing is kind of like let me here's what here's the way I describe it
Like you know who gets laid at a party the guy who's like everything you know is wrong
Even if he's full of shit, that's really appealing and people are really turned on by that
Whereas the guy who's like actually most of the stuff you know is kind of accurate
You just got there's more nuance than you think but most of the broad strokes of stuff is pretty close to what you're told
All right, that's not all right. I'm gonna I'm gonna stop you right there
Okay, I'm gonna say when was the last party you went to it's been a while
Because the answer to that question is neither of those guys
They're both creepy and weird
But the guys those guys are in the corner talking to each other and everybody else is like
But the guy who's like, okay, maybe I'm basing this off like uh when I was in college
Yeah, there you go. There you go. There you go. But even parties from 10 years even still the mentality of like
I'm gonna open your eyes
It's still more appealing and intriguing to people than like your eyes are open
Just read a little more just read a little more so you understand some of the uh the pieces of this school
School marming is usually not the best uh way to attract a mate. It's not not a lot of uh, uh
Peacocks
are like
I'm not gonna make these feathers gorgeous. I'm gonna write
The 97th these are great, but alex jones will be able to like gin up his base and get really everyone excited by saying that like
All these muslims across the world are suicide bombing and somehow conflating it with this uh, isreal, uh
Massacre, yeah for lack of a better word murder. Uh, it conflating those two things is gonna get him a lot of
Like, you know attention. Yeah, uh his base is gonna love it whereas us saying like no
That's a completely different situation and that it has no correlation. It's bad. Yes, absolutely
We certainly aren't in favor of that right, but you're just making things up and vectoring them
Haven't any of these guys seen red dawn
Yeah, alex has the coat from it loves it, right? He has the jacket. It's the same thing that's going on now
Hmm
They're doing the same everything that you think about america in red dawn
That's what's happening to palestine right now. There's got to be there's a
It's not even a like metaphorical. It's a direct one to one. It's not a it's not an allegory
It's an analogy. It's one to one. See he but but they don't have cool jackets
They don't have cool bomber jackets instead of palestinians. We should go with wolverines. Yes
Now dad has palestine. Okay, we need the palestinians to get leather jackets and then everything will be on
Alex a bit on board as alex said a choice has to be made and that choice is rename palestine to wolverine land
I think that there's one thing that could happen to get him on board with them at this point turn them white
But
I don't think that would work. It would help it. It probably wouldn't hurt anyway back to the clip. Okay, but trump understands
That now he can come out with a really good peace deal that actually has concessions by the israelis. They've never done
With this
What all a branch to israel? What?
What it what now he can come back to palestinians and that's being announced just like north korea
Trump really wants to try to fix these problems
But I don't think the palestinians ever want to fix it because their whole identity
Is there women wearing hoods over their heads?
And cutting their little girls genitals off and screaming on odd bar putting plastic explosives around their children
That's gross
That's really really gross. That's um, that's profoundly disgusting in terms of
Uh painting an entire culture with a broad brush. What I what I hear there is really nothing else to say
Like we shouldn't even respond to that quite frankly
I'm I'm at the point where like listening to modern day alex jones
It doesn't deserve a response like that sort of rhetoric has no place in decent society
Here is why that rhetoric is uh
Something that I
Immediately like latched on to um
That is
My eyebrows are raised if that is true. Oh, then his viewpoint is 100 correct. No, there's still problems
No, no, no, I mean insofar at look if that if if all of that shit is true
Those people are all of are the monsters you imagine them to be right, right? So if you
Really dive into that worldview. It makes sense. Yeah, that is clearly
Stupid. Yeah, this is where this is where and he clearly doesn't believe it because if you really believe that
Then you would fucking do something you would he would have killed those two
Muslim girls at the pool shop. Of course you you wouldn't have any choice. Yeah
What is that?
But that same concept behind respecting people who think abortion is murder, right?
What is the look if you believe that abortion is murdering a child?
Of course your worldview makes sense. You should be doing way more than that
But you don't really believe that well and the the reality is if you did believe that you would fucking do something
You're not so fucking stop pretending that you believe it. Well with this it's a stupid argument with this world that we dwell in
So much what it constantly comes back to is like we could have uh like a conversation probably about the
Conclusions that people come to but people seem really reticent to debate or discuss the premises
And the premises are the one part of or the parts that are profoundly flawed
Yeah, because in order to make that argument that alex jones is making he has to believe as one of his premises and his argument
That all or most
Uh muslims are just their identity is putting their women in bags and cutting off their uh children's genitals
And uh putting their bombs on their children. Yeah, if that's true
They're a mortal enemy that must be stopped and it's our moral
It's our moral
Imperative right to stop them right but that premise is not something alex would ever want to discuss because it's patently false
And stupid it's absolutely and he doesn't believe it. But who cares whether he believes it or not
It doesn't matter. I don't know. There's a there's a certain
A level of zealotry that I I at the very least respect
Like I don't know with so much of the bullshit that my dad believes like
He believes it
Like it weirdly and obsessively and he doesn't waffle on it
Like the people that bother me or the people who say they believe it and then they're like
But I mean, I you know, I think a lot of that comes back to unexamined premises again
Right it comes back to like you've accepted this argument without looking at what it's built on. You don't know what uh is is
Supporting the conclusion that you've come to which is in your example
Abortion is murder is the conclusion. You're not looking at why
People make that argument and realizing I caught there's problems there alex's argument. Muslims are evil
The premises that lead to that are not true. They don't have any bearing in reality
Yeah, um, and you just
Anyway, look and even when the even when they do which
Like yes, this is an issue and we're on board
Female genital mutilation is bad. Right. I'm with you and guess what there's a bunch of liberal organizations
That work. They try so fucking hard. There's a bunch of you know, they're not trying to do
Is love but there's a bunch of advocacy organizations that are on the ground working trying to help people trying to change the way
Yeah, young women are brought up in foreign countries
Absolutely and these sorts of things trying to evolve populations. It's almost like they're doing good, right?
Alex isn't doing any of that shit. Nope. He's injecting poison into the national conversation
Yeah, and then pretending like I'm a good one slightly different right now
I'm gonna play I'm gonna play you a clip. Okay. This is alex jones talk
He's just been talking about how the moslems are gonna take over and what have you well, they are they've said they're gonna take over
I heard it and then he says this
You know what when somebody says they're coming to conquer me. I hear them. I believe them and I'm raising the alarm
So this leads us to a new segment on the show
I hear him. I believe him. So andy sounds the alarm. I'm gonna read sounds the alarm
I'm gonna read you a quote and I'm gonna get ask you to guess who said this. All right quote
It is extremely important to introduce geopolitical disorder into the internal american activity
Encouraging all kinds of separatism and ethnic social and racial conflicts actively supporting all dissident movements
extremist racist and sectarian groups thus
destabilizing internal
political processes in the united states. Oh come on. That's our boy
I
The the russian dude who shows up on a show all the time alexander. That's alexander duke and ding ding ding ding
Yes, thank you. He did not sound the alarm on that guy plus one point for jordan. He did not sound the alarm
He's had him on the show multiple fucking times. You can't believe that guy. That is from page
367 of his book foundations of geopolitics. He heard him. He believed him and he was like that's be cool
Well, but I mean like look he's literally saying we need to
De-stabilize and completely cripple the united states so we can bring the soviet union back together
Well, yeah, but that's the only way to stop the globalists, right? So anyway, that's just fun
That's just my way of having fun. Yeah
It's a hypocrisy, but again, who gives a shit who gives a shit 2018. Yeah, so
Here's alex jones again making it abundantly clear that he sports israel
So again, it just comes down to that. I'm not saying again
I'm not with radical islam and you bet I support israel
But by being a supporter of israel, then I can have more influence on things. I don't like israel's doing
See how that works. I don't see how that works. I do not see how that works
Ah
Alex has got a hotline to bb
What does that mean?
So if I
If I come on my radio show and I say
Fuck these people who died israel was right to kill them
Right, then I get a seat at the table where I can try and help things from within
What makes perfect sense. What it's the long con
It's the long game. All right. Have we considered that perhaps alex is eventually going to lead the
Uh progressive revolution. Yeah, do you think so? This is the long con. He's he's doing it from the inside. Yeah, that's right
Yeah, he's very gradually making the turn. Uh, I can see it. I can see the healt turn coming
Unfortunately or the face unfortunately so far the turn has been all the other direction
It has been but that's all that's the best way to not project the future turn from flawed
Rationality. Yeah
That's generous. That's way too generous. But but flawed from from, uh, more
abstract hilarious lies flawed humanity. I would say probably in 2009 to outright
completely
irredeemable
monstrous
ethnic uh and cultural
bigot
violence antagonistic fuck like there is nothing like
I guess you could have a jona in the whale kind of moment where like
But you would expect that to have been when he said that trump shoved icis up his dirty asshole
You would think so you would expect that to be the long dark night where he's sitting there alone and being like
What have I become right and no, it's not he's no he's worse now. It's not
He is worse. He's he's worse than he was a month ago. He wrestled with it and came out the wrong side
Yeah, it it's like he's like I like it in the whale
This whale's pretty fucking dope. Have you ever been inside a whale before?
You know what? I wanted to get out, but it turns out the whale doesn't like jews too. So uh, hey, we're hanging out
I am being digested and let me tell you something feels good
Probably the wrong feels good probably the wrong argument for me to make on this particular show when I am
Shout out of a whale. I am sure that I will feel much better saying that this whale like doesn't like jews on this episode
Where he's so supportive of israel seems foolish. Yeah, but I feel like yeah, but that's
Okay
This is going to be a
The not liking a a not as well
Researched opinion as I would like but at this point supporting israel's government
Is maybe the most anti-semitic thing you can do to some extent and I think nobody is working harder to destroy the jewish state
Then the government of the jewish state and and giving like bad press. Yeah
um, but
Up to this point. Alex has not really dealt with what the actual news is right coming out of israel
And so murder and yep
Yeah, and this next clip he reads and not the uh, not the who done it kind like murder on the orion express
No, this one's more like the uh, the valentine's day massacre kind
so he actually reads the story in this next clip, um, and
Hey, it just turns out to be a thing or about islam being bad
Not israeli snipers kill scores of palestinians and won 2400
No way to take that
But no other way to take that. Well, but I'll tell you no other way to take that
I'll tell you there's no way to take that headline without being like
Oh, the bad guy is the murderer
Out at least
At least he didn't say 50 dead. You know, he actually said israel kills. Yeah, he did
He did better than the fucking washington post just saying
25 000 protesters rally against the u.s. Embassy opening in jerusalem
overseen by trumps
Middle east
Envoy jaren kushtner and daughter avanka, and you know, i'm glad the daily mail's covering that and i'm glad that
We're covering it and i'm glad that drudge report has it
We're covering it
Just because I support israel doesn't mean I support the image of drones firing tear gas at demonstrators
Or snipers shooting people
But you see
Well, why is there a button with the hourly suicide bombings?
Or people getting stabbed to death or run over by trucks. They won't even ever say it's islamic
The only way you know about it is the
Say snipers kill scores of people
and wound
2400 because if it was islamic is doing it they would they would not say
Muslims or islamicists
Fun semantic point that you're trying to make that you have no evidence to back back up at all
Also, there aren't hourly suicide bombings or truck attacks or anything like that
I am i'm legitimately trying to think of a
terrorist attack
attack since
9 11
That has killed more than 50 and wounded more than 2000 you take the wounding out of it
Oh, yeah, you take the wounding out of it. That's a different story
But all that really means is these terrorists just want to wound people
Right people died in vegas
Uh couple hundred. Yeah. Was it a couple hundred? No, no wound maybe but not kill. No, I think a couple
I don't think so. I'm I'm I could be conflating it with all the other fucking mass shootings and the fucking
All right, everyone's confused why I'm not telling you I have neighbors, which apparently is our catchphrase now
But uh, it's because it's only 845 that
I don't get really worried until after like 9 9 30 or so. They're watching uh, uh, rockets golden state. Yeah, it's a good
I'm sure it's a good game. Yeah, they're yelling to yeah
God damn it. Harden took another foul. Yeah, so it's like I'm getting from the chair. It was like 70 something
In las vegas, so that's a higher death toll and all but still it doesn't it doesn't matter
It's like that doesn't doesn't mean anything. I I I don't I don't understand
I'm just trying how you can sigh trying to tell you with any government built to be fair that
murders 50 people and wounds 2000
that are
Just people
They're not people though. They're just they're just people who are pissed off. Alex doesn't think they're fucking people now
And you know what at the on the other side of it. I think it's a dumb idea
Uh, uh in the like complete in a complete vacuum
It's a dumb idea to be mad that there's a u.s. Embassy in jerusalem. It's not even a real place
It's all just made up bullshit
And none of the your religions are lies
I'd like if you want to get down to the fundamental underpinnings of all this
I agree all of this is fucking stupid. None of this shit means anything human beings are weird fucked up creatures
And they're just creating reasons to hate each other and they have been for fucking what 4 000 god damn years now
Like what what else do we need on this shit? I have neighbors at the same time if you're in if you're in palestine
You just see the encroaching monsters
Constantly taking over and the movement of the u.s. Embassy to jerusalem is just a signal that the united states is going to watch
Everybody you know get murdered by israel. That's what they're going to do that the u.s. Moving that embassy to the jerusalem
Is them saying specifically?
We don't care how many die
This has been the second segment on this show the jordan loses his shit
Shut up and I have no response
Let's go to our next clip
This is a this is this is an interesting clip
so
I mean it's not interesting in terms of content necessarily because it's just alex ranting more about um
Mosulums because that's what you're fucking saying. You're saying
By moving and and don't get me wrong. This isn't trump's this isn't trump's fucking idea
This is the idea of moving the u.s. Embassy to jerusalem has been around since fucking reagan
Like all of these fucking white nationalist
Post-trib raptor
Alex even makes that point
Yeah, and I think even in the speech that he plays of cushioners
He even makes the point too that like many presidents have said they're going to do it
But fucking clinton did it trump sticks by his word
Clinton said he was going to do it right but the reason they didn't do it is because they were like
Oh, if we do this, that's the united states saying to everybody in palestine
We will watch you die and they're not do a goddamn thing and that message resonates
Throughout much larger territory than oh, do you mean the entire muslim world? It it does
Absolutely send a horrible message. Yeah now. It's not good. Someone else who sends a horrible message
You always make me feel bad. Oh, okay. You always make me feel like I'm ruining the show
You're not ruining the show. I don't clearly you think I am. No, I think the rants are good
I appreciate it, but I just don't know how to respond to it like I could have responded to two points earlier
But now I'm out. Well, yeah, I do. I was moving quick
Anyway, alex here rants a little bit about islam, but it's important to listen because the what he says at the end
Is particularly glaring and I don't think he means that the way I think
Everyone's gonna hear it. Okay. I know that the media always covers
What is real does under a big magnifying glass?
And then when they'll probably be 20 or 30 bombings in Nigeria this week by muslim probably all one sided killing christians
Nothing in our news
There'll be bombings all over the middle east all over central asia shootings killings
Little girls having their throat slit lined up and shot gays being thrown off buildings priests being murdered and not one word out of that demon pope
Who says open the borders of europe
There's almost no coverage and little girls getting raped and if jihadists in germany see you walking with your dog
They'll physically attack you screaming unclean unclean
That's constantly in the back of the newspaper
Do you see what i'm getting at now how how my brain works?
Yes, how my brain works
poorly see that's the that's the
That's why I played that clip. You see how my brain works. Oh clearly. Oh, yeah
Oh, yeah, sir, sir. See how your brain works
Also, also that's that's ridiculous three. Uh, what is it? Uh, there was just a
BBC article about three girls being raped and then lit on fire in india
Like this is a thing that everybody. Yeah, but
We don't need to talk about it
Like it's like so much of the violence that he talks about it's dudes. It's just dudes
It's not a religion. It's a
Gender thing like if you want to be a conformist gender concept guy
Then what you have to admit is that dudes are the fucking issue. Yeah, if you if you want to just be so
Uh, reductive and look at the world the way alex does it seems like the more common through line is
testosterone, which alex sells
Yeah, great great great
Um, so at this point we're done with the israel stuff for now
But we will get back to it and I have some things I want to read to you that are
particularly
Good night moon. Yes
At this point alex jones jumps off and he gets back to another narrative
That he we've talked about in the past, but there's been a development
But what's more important about this is that we're now getting to the point where
in 2018
alex is just really trying to get attention really desperately
And you can hear it at the beginning of this clip when he's even trying to introduce the the story
He's about to talk about it's really more concerned with the idea of like we need this to go viral
Yeah, and I saw it in my stack. So i'm going to cover it again right now
I just retweeted this at real alex jones about 10 minutes ago
Uh, ask paul to retweet it. I really want to have this go viral because this illustrates everything
It doesn't we even predicted last year when we saw this that this was going to end up happening
We're not hard to predict
Los angeles times
october 6 2017
Knowingly exposing others hiv will no longer be a felony in california. It'll be a class c misdemeanor or a ticket $100 ticket
That means hepatitis you name it just go ahead and kill somebody
You can even give blood and a lot of that gets through then kill a bunch of hemophilia
Somebody has a car wreck uses a blood transfusion you die horrible hiv death isn't that sweet
Because we don't want a stigma
All the virtue signaling and I predicted that it would have it
We would see std's go up and they would spin it and say it was racism or something and sure enough
Last week. Look at this headline stds in la county or skyrocketing officials think racism and stigma may be to blame
Wow
Then he starts laughing
One of the things that I want to really bring into sharp focus is the reason the california made it
Not a felony anymore. Yeah, I recall us talking about that
But just as a refresher the reason that they did that was because part of that law a special
I mean it has to be is that intent has to be there and so if you
Don't know your status and you give it to somebody
Then you can't be held accountable in a court of law because you didn't know your status
And people would probably be more scared to find out
Because then the test would be on record and it would prove that they did know that they had it or something like that
You know and
Instances where like even if you use protection the condom could tear or something like that. Yeah, there are there are situations like that and
people had done studies and they'd figured out that
The end result of criminalizing having hiv and passing it on to somebody is that people don't get tested
Right and so in order to try and work against that they decriminalized it
It is it is one of those situations where the practical solution
Runs counter to your idea of punishment. Hmm. Like that's a that's a fair of well just like just like with a
You know like cocaine or whatever it is you want to do the practical reality of
Uh, cocaine trafficking is that because it's illegal it's far more profitable to be a murderous cartel
Right, right like that's that's the kind of situation there
So the practical solution is legalizing this drug that you have been trained since you were a a
Three-year-old to think is the most heinous crime you can commit
So that that doesn't make that doesn't jive with people's natural sense of or like instinctive sense of punishment should equal the crime
Right, right. So that's that's why like and I can I can kind of understand that because if you recall when we talked about it
Our first our first react or maybe my first reaction was like
I don't know if this is a good idea. You know, like it should be a crime to
Uh, give somebody hiv. Yeah, it should be a crime
Well, no, but then you start then you start thinking well if you don't know
But it's the same crime, right? It's the same action
Then that's that seems that seems counter-intuitive to to your sense of just and if you know that you can't be held
Responsible for the crime if you don't know if you don't know that that, um, uh,
What's the right word that incentivizes not knowing exactly which only leads to the spread of more hiv
Yeah, so a further point is alex didn't read this new la times article because these are completely different stories
I'll just read to you here from this article
Fucking evidence that he has no idea what the story is actually about
Uh, quote in la county half of clemenia cases and a third of honoria cases diagnosed
Each year among the people between the ages of 15 and 24
Now for my point because of me
To my point these are not people who are getting blood transfusions on a mass scale
So that idea of being able to donate blood is kind of out the window
What this is is a failure of public education
About health quote abstinence only works quote one boy said he hadn't known that he could get std's from anal sex
So that's not good. Yeah, but that's just true. So also this uh, if you read the whole article, uh, it goes on
How'd you get it? It's at the butt it go the article that's where islam's ass is or uh, boy
That's where isis is yeah, there's a if you go on to read the entire article
Uh, it makes it very clear that this is not a specific and unique experience for california quote
Nationwide std rates have been climbing for the past five years
More people were diagnosed with syphilis clemenia and gonorrhea 2016 than ever before
Some blame underfunding of std prevention programs as well as failing uh falling condom usage
There's also speculation that people are having sex with more partners because of hookup apps
And the reason that they bring up race in term in this article as a possible contributor is
statistics
Quote those are dangerous the picture is more complicated when it comes to the high std rates among minorities
Gay and bisexual men make up the vast majority of new syphilis cases in la county syphilis rates among african-american women
Are six times higher than white women and three times higher than latina women
Center for health equity director heather northover said that officials need to evaluate what's called structural or systemic racism
The way housing or education policies may negatively affect people and their health
Studies have found for example that people with hiv had low levels of literacy
Uh, oh, I'm sorry people with hiv who had low levels of literacy were less likely to follow their treatment
And the poor americans who were uh were more likely to engage in risky sexual behavior increasing the risk of stds
Right, so all of this to go back to the club of rome. This is a problematic
There are so many influences and so many pieces that come into it when you look at one problem
It's isolated from other problems. All you're doing is assuring that none of them ever get solved
Yeah, this is completely stupid. So anyway at this point alex jones makes a uh, makes a big uh, big proclamation about how he's
Going to behave
Okay, I thought myself i'm gonna be calm
At least for this is foreseeable future because that's a book of call
I let myself look at all this news and get wound up
But I thought why not just have some of the nice calm alex
So from here on out i'm gonna be calm
I think on a scale of one to ten i'm most obnoxious. I was about a three
So we're gonna see if I can be a good boy today
Let's see see if he can be a good boy today. I bet certainly haven't so far
In this next clip, I want to give him a chance like he gave obama in this next clip alex is already back to talking about his
Great great. I'm just not into the whole cause celeb thing for palestine
I'm in bully brainwashed my whole life about it
And I reject it
But i'm also not a cult follower of israel either
I just don't want to blow them off the map like george soros does
There's a lot of good people over there
And they've got hundreds of nuclear weapons, so they're not going anywhere
Go about the samshin option
Shamshin all of them
So a couple things really quick. What's the shamsin option? That's a alex not knowing how to speak. It's a samson option
And uh, hey alex, you know what that is. That's a plan that israel has. Yeah, that's not a plan that the globalists have
Yes, uh, that's a plan that it's the plan that the globalist running israel have. Oh, yeah, that must be it
That is a plan about destroying everybody also by the way. I ran if you're listening
Israel has hundreds of nuclear weapons, so they're not going anywhere
Hmm
Maybe those two things have a lot in common. So oh, yeah, don't listen to that
The uh, the other the the thing is that like the samson option
Legitimately for years was that israel played real coy about whether or not they had nukes because it was like schrodinger's nuke
Right, you know that idea of like maybe we do maybe we don't and the samson option is taking everything down and being like
Yep, we're gonna fucking attack you and it's just
Right complete destruction
That's a plan of theirs. It's not a plan of soros is the way that alex is sort of implying it
Can soros even have that plan?
No, also soros does not want to destroy israel. He doesn't want to blow it off the map
All of the stuff that alex is referring to is like there's some wiki leaks where that hacked emails that discuss
Uh, soros's views on israel and it's just that the regime that's in power is a racist
Uh, awful regime and they should be they should not be in power
Yeah, it's not destroying israel. Don't forget corrupt. Right. It's not destroying. Don't forget blatantly corrupt. He has he's not anti israel
He's anti
this
Right government right as as uh, i'm not anti the united states
I'm anti nazi's running the united states and so and i am not and anti israel
I'm anti literal nazi's running israel. Yeah, and everybody out there who's like, uh, hey, why you say america's nazi's
Look into ice. Hmm. Anyway, yeah
Yeah
Keep dreaming soros keep dreaming devil pope
You're not bringing israel down scum
See that that'll make you really align
Because the very same dirtbags are trying to destroy me. They're trying to destroy israel and that really makes you pull back
You know that i have the exact same enemies
Why have i been bullied into not being more pro israel?
You're so afraid of being bullied. You haven't but these these guys are such snowflakes. Yeah, a little loser titty. I've been
bullied not not even like i've been i've been uh
Attacked or like oh, they're coming after my funding like they make me feel bad. They pull my pigtails
Um, but uh, the other the other thing there is like hey be best there. Yeah be best
I can give you an explanation
Why your enemies are the same as israel's enemies and you're not gonna like my answer nazis
Exactly
It's because the people who are against you uh philosophically see similar things in the behavior of uh, the israeli regime
Yeah, and aren't thrilled with either no
It's almost as though we have a a certain ideological through line. Yeah, it's not
One which is not dependent upon region or political party or color
Definitely not color. Anyway, uh, alex gets off this for purple
alex gets off israel for a moment
Uh, because he wants to chime in on the stormy daniel situation. Of course, of course
And i only kept this in because it's so gross
You know, i don't normally get into the stormy daniels thing
Because it's never alleged abuse
And
You know, you can tell that melania is a pretty wild number herself. You know, if she was a car, she'd have like 5 000 horsepower
Of anything the stormy daniels was a 10 steps down. I mean my god. What a woman melania
Have a woman like that. That's all you need right there, right?
Uh, but whatever we didn't elect trump to be a choir boy. We elect him to get stuff done
He's not a hypocrite if he got up there and talked about family values all day long and
Swore he'd never cheated on his wife or never had a girlfriend. I'd be really angry
But guess what? He did never do that. I'd like to direct alex's attention to every time he denied all of these affairs
Didn't he do that?
I was gonna say literally every time he did that
He did exactly the stuff that you said he didn't do
Furthermore, he talks about family values in front of christian fucking gatherings all the time everything that you said
He doesn't do he literally does right? This is just equivocating
But I more what I want to talk about is how fucking gross that is. Can you imagine if like, I don't know
Uh, uh, sam cedar like you went on air of america. Yeah, like uh when um, when uh, when obama was in office
If he was just like fuck
Fuck michelle obama looks like she can't fuck
Yeah, that's bad. It's so gross. It's so gross. I can't say that I haven't had
A few michelle obama
Stop it. I think it's so gross that uh, alex is like
Oh god
She looks like she's got 500 horsepower
That there's so many layers to how disgusting that is, but it's gross. Anyway, I'm here's here's why it's okay that trump
Fucked a porn star. His wife is hotter
Uh, in my mind problem solved in my mind. There we go
Now I have reconciled my cognitive dissonance, which apparently trump does not agree with by the way
Yeah, because he has to keep fucking all these other people. Anyway, we are now back to uh, uh,
2009 what god? I wish we were uh, we are now back. No, not 2009. We're back to uh, israel. Oh great
And and and here's my deal the media never covers when the Arabs are killing each other by the millions
But then when a bunch of rioters are trying to break into israel and some get killed and I'm sad that happens
It's like, oh my god
Trying to break into israel right and he's trying to break
Into israel dan. Yep. He's also just making fun of their deaths, which is uh, real real gross
So i'm just gonna read to you from this article from the new yorker today
A nervous frisian ran through the crowd as it pushed towards the fence between gaza and israel on sunday evening
halting 75 feet from the wire
I had traveled to gaza from cairo ahead of what were expected to be enormous demonstrations at the border fence this week
I wanted to first uh, I wanted to first see the site of the protests on what I thought would be an uneventful evening
It did not turn out that way as clusters of gazans milled about israeli snipers watched from the other side barely visible in their fortified purchase
I watched as a group of young palestinian women stepped forward in dark cloaks and colorful sneakers
Justiculating wildly quote. This is our land not yours. Yield one then suddenly two bullets slammed into the ground in front of them picking up
Puffs of dust the crowd jolted and the women retreated about 15 feet
But minutes later they were moving forward again taunting the soldiers
Another shot rang out and this time one of the women fell to the ground clutching her stomach
An ambulance raced along the bumpy ground an emergency worker scooped the woman up and raced off trailed by crying women
My colleague and I gave three of them a lift to the hospital
They did not seem to uh to be they did not seem sure who the woman was only that she'd been standing alongside them
I finally learned the woman's name a la aswa aswafiri
When I found her mother in the hospital corridor her cheeks smeared with tears clutching her daughter's silver sneakers in a plastic bag
miss uh, miz aswa
Aswafiri 26 was born it with uh with a mental disability said her brother Muhammad
She learned embroidery at a school for people with disabilities her work letter to the protest
She wanted to show off the embroidered bags and cell phone covers. She had made her brother did not know how she ended up in the front of the crowd
Uh in an in any event she was not behaving in a violent or menacing way. He said quote
She was not holding a stone. He said so what's the excuse for shooting her?
So that's one of the victims
She thankfully didn't die. They thought she was dead
But she has just ended up in critical condition and I don't know. Maybe she's dead by now
But she wasn't at press time
So really wish I didn't have to bring up the uh, nuremberg trials about israeli soldiers
Well, don't bring up the nuremberg trials. There's a whole lot of issues of jurisdiction
That come up when you when you talk about the nuremberg trials. That's my biggest issue right now
Jurisdiction jurisdiction is my issue. So
So
When alex comes on air in mocks
The people who died uh were murdered
Um, and then beyond that. Yeah, we're murdered paints the picture that these people who were shot were all aggressors
Are trying to climb the wall and storm the barricade. They were trying to break into is they were trying to have an empanada
No, and and and fatata whatever
I'm doing an alex impression. There you go and to fata
But uh, he's uh, that's the that's the sort of language that he uses and the reality is a lot of them
Were not a lot of people who were shot were
Humans
Gonna go with all of them. So anyway now we get to milo unopolis being on the show god damn it
Yeah, as if it couldn't get worse. Yeah, I was gonna say thanks for raising the fucking bar dan
Um, so anyway, milo, uh, comes on and he's a big old dick, uh, and uh, he starts off his appearance here
He's got a theory about sjw's
That uh, that uh, weaves into uh, him talking about how uh, he got kicked out of that new york bar
Do you remember those uh videos came out? Yeah
So the left or psychic vampires, let me ask you this
Why do they ruin everything they run? Why is everything about bullying when they're the biggest bullies?
Why are they such horrible people? I mean, they just never ends. Well, look, I mean it's it's it's it's
My view dies is that it died now cases these social justice warriors please die
I understand what you're coming from but I want him to die. I promise there's a reason i'm playing him
I promise I want them both dead trust trust my uh technique, please. Okay
Arbiters of other people's behavior because they're unhappy with their own
They become arbiters of other people's psychology because they have something defective about their own
These people want to make everybody else miserable because they themselves are suffering
And you can see that when I went into that bar in new york, um, and and I was I just went for I went for a brunch
also, um
When you talk about people suffering have you ever considered maybe they
Maybe they don't want other people to suffer because they're suffering. That's the point. I was trying to get out
I considered that nope. He hasn't
Chadwick Moore who's on Tucker Carlson all the time another gay guy got fired by the way from the gay magazine
He worked for for writing a profile of me which was insufficiently venomous
You haven't been mean enough about my lineopolis. So you're fired. Um
Works works with me now
We just went in there for brunch
Can you believe this how far the left has uh has moved from its previous mission of looking after minorities now?
They're getting between gay men and brunch. Uh, we just went in there wanted to have lunch and 30 of these like
negative one screaming mental one of them was like a meat mountain. I think she was a woman. Uh, you know, just these
Fuck you huge things just charging at me. It was like it was like being run at by it by uh, you know by a hill or something
I just sort of just see my life flashed before my eyes as this pink and purple pierced monstrosity. Just you know
Are you sure it wasn't grimace for mcdonald's?
It was like a full solar eclipse for a second, you know, just a looming over. I was like, oh, that's it. That's it
And I noticed you're like trying to pay the tab. They won't let you just like it's over. Nazi Nazi Nazi scum
I've had it. I've had a good innings. I've had a good life. I've had a nice time. I've got a good car
So the uh, the reason why is it everybody on the left is bullies neighbors
Also, this lady was fat. So that invalidates everything right great. But great. You fucking as a god
At least stop reacting at least use multiple sentences to be a fucking asshole. Stop reacting
This is the reason that I'm this is the reason that I'm putting this on the show
Is because we need to really look at this
they're trolling
They think they are what they're doing is just being horrible and like dishy and thinking they're funny
They're not being funny. They're just being dicks
But they're doing it specifically because they're desperate for attention. Yeah, that's true
They know alex knows on some level that I have milo on the show and we say a bunch of fucking horrible stuff
Right and then oh my god remember the last time milo was on I got so much free press out of that. Yeah, that's true
That's what they're doing. That's true. They're playing that game
Absolutely and the more everybody else gets mad the more the people that support them are like well
Obviously if it makes them mad then this game is so easy to see through
That low this is what makes 2018 so lame. I watch this and I'm like, I don't
I get it. I see what you're doing guys and you even point it out
You they even pointed out he wants this to go viral and all of that. Exactly. You keep saying stuff like that
Yeah, and that's why they're it's just so lame
But I do want to listen to a little bit of it just to drive home the point that like they're doing this stuff on purpose
Here's them talking about lesbians. Oh also before this they've been talking about how the bar that uh
That he got kicked out of or got yelled out of is called the church hill and he had accidentally
heavy air quotes
Stumbled into a meeting of the new york socialists
I bet that's not an accident. Sure. I bet that wasn't an accident. Great. Thanks. Milo
But it was at a bar called the church hill. Have you died yet? And alex thinks that's very funny. Is Milo dead yet?
Oh, it's even better. It's called church hills. It's called church hills. I don't even know that these these colonial hating socialists
Like lunatics in a bar called church hills drinking six. Well, of course they were drinking craft ale because they're all lesbians
But um, I love that by the way the lesbians think we've talked about the lesbians
Oh, yeah, can you guys get the uh media matters bull down the lit later? By the way, I love lesbians. I love women
I'm just asking why they all have horrible mullets
Especially in movies where they belong porn
May I ask you this?
Why why did mullets go out in the early 80s, but lesbians still have them?
I mean, this is just like 80s. Heck stand up. It's pretty terrible. This is bad. Yeah
That's really bad. Would you like me to host the rest of the hour as a british?
Server to the crown. I'll I'll do valley girl if you do a servant of the crown
Well, we return eyes will do it in a
Shakespearean rendition of church hill
That sounds really good
And when we return and you will do it in the oh my oh
Cue up that valley girl thing that they think we're all afraid of
So at this point when they come back from commercial alex plays that video of the girl in a sailor moon costume
Yeah, that he he he claims he didn't delete from the internet, but did uh, and uh, she posted on her twitter
Uh, the because everyone a lot of people have seen that video
If you don't know what i'm talking about you can go look it up on it's on youtube now
There's an info wars reporter who I don't even know who she is
Which means she is really low on the totem pole. Okay, uh, she comes up to this girl
Who's uh drinking uh ice coffee and on her phone. She's not just a different milley weaver character
No, it's not milley weaver. It's like it like a milley would have done better like a
Eddie murphy
In coming to america whiteface kind of thing like a full transformation where you're like, I'm not even sure that's him
It's not
So, uh, you know, I'm not gonna go over the entire video although they fucking do
They end up playing the entire thing. It's basically this reporter just trying to
Ask gotcha questions and the girl's being like really disinterested and being like
I like bernie sanders because uh, I like to eat the rich
She's fucking with them
It's pretty hilarious if you're a uh, also uh sailor jupiter and sailor saturn were in a lesbian relationship
And that was edited out of the united states version because they are not
Do I know do I know too much about this? Maybe also another funny point is she's like you guys have worms in your brain
It's awesome. So she's just being right at them. Yeah, it's hilarious. Okay, and uh, it's great
I think it's I think it's a very very funny video and uh, alex they play it and they're just like
She is so stupid
She can't even talk and all this stuff like who cares
It's not worth it
I was gonna play the entire thing just to see there like just to watch their breakdown of it
But you know exactly what they say. Yeah, it's just uh, yeah
Yeah
So anyway, um at this point alex and uh, uh, mylo start, uh shitting on maxine waters
Uh
It's for a reason. All right, there's a reason. What? Uh, well, I can't tell you until the end of this clip
Okay, but there's a reason and uh, it's disgraceful. Uh, and it's uh,
Exactly the same thing that got bill a little riley and a lot of hot water great
Governor brown thought he saw flying saucers 30 years ago
What is up with the left because they really are it was a maxi
It's like a party of crazy people. Let me ask
He did see flying saucers. It was maxine waters arriving on this planet. There's your cover from our native galaxy
James brown is a planet. Everybody looks like james brown
James brown remember they called was it donald trump jr. Something called races for saying or was it?
No, it was it was bill o' riley saying she looks like james brown. She does man
We could make fun of her if we want
I love the fact it's all of the newspapers and i'm calling her a mad dog
You just showed too many cards there alex
You just showed too many cards. I love that everyone's talking about how much i'm making fun of her. Let's do more of it
You don't know
Oh, here we go
Absolutely, can we come back in next segment? Um from rocky three or whatever live in america
Yes, yes, I think we can just let's just come in with like the finale
Just just too upset maxine because she she seems to be very well, you know, she lives a double life as a hollywood star
Is james brown who knew that james brown was transsexual?
And a member of congress they say i'm bill gates. I did a i mean bill hicks bill hicks. I am actually bill gates
But anyways, all right. I identify as bill as bill gates. Oh, that means i get his fortune bill and melinda gates foundation
You should remove i identify as a medical
And south by southwest is paying for it. Hey
Seriously a great guest we get him all the time. Love having him on omar navarro omar navarro.com an amazing pay trip
I won't go over his whole background
But he goes out with mariachi bands in front of her multi-million dollar arms
So that might not make sense the way he says it but he has a guy named omar navarro on the show
Who's an amazing patreon yet?
Uh, uh, he's a guy who's running against maxine waters gotcha. Uh, that's why they're making fun of him because he's coming up on the show
I
Want of the things don't understand why conservative comedians haven't caught on yeah, they're real good
They're so funny so funny. They really know how to get to the crux of a bit, you know
Like oh
They oh man the turns the sleight of hand
They never do the obvious thing
I want to talk to you a little bit about omar navarro because alex jones said i'm not going to get into his background
So i'm gonna do it
Um, I should tell you one thing that they don't say at any point
And that is that roger stone is one of navarro's main campaign advisers
And I think that that's probably a federal elections committee
Violation I think that's a crime. Okay. I think this is also a crime
Quote navarro latino said that he sees a path to winning by appealing to the district's growing latino population
The candidate is made opposition to waters a centerpiece of his campaign relying on republicans dislike of her to raise thousands of dollars
Every time he appears on alex jones's digital info wars show and conservative media outlets
Quote if people really want to take a jab at maxine waters and everything she's saying against president trump donate to my campaign
navarro said on info wars shortly after he announced his candidacy in late may
Also, if you look at it, he made like 30 grand in donations the last time he tried to do this because he runs against her a bit
Uh, this time he's made hundreds of thousands of dollars. Great. Interesting. You know why right?
You know why because general flinn has come out and endorsed him. There's a really fucked up quote
Quote democratic congresswoman maxine waters has gone on the offensive firing back at the g.o.p. Candidate looking to unseat her
Following his endorsement from former trump advisor michael flinn
flinn's endorsement of omar navarro at the 43rd district
As the as the 43rd district candidates event friday was the first time he spoke publicly since pleading guilty last year to lying to
The fbi about conversations with a russian diplomat
He broke his silence to be like this guy. He's good
So
Is anybody even trying so whatever you anybody even fucking whatever you think about omar navarro at this point
Is anybody even trying whatever you think about him? You can't take away that he is a classy motherfucker
Okay, i'm gonna read you a quote
quote
controversial former sheriff joe arpaio
Was a was a kid who would stop there who was convicted stop there is joe arpaio dead yet
Who is convicted i don't want to hear his name until it's in a fucking obituary
He who must not be named who was convicted of a crime related to alleged racial racial profiling of latinos and pardoned by trump
Hosted a 125 dollar a ticket fundraiser for omar navarro at trump national golf club in rancho palos verdes
Last month the event ended with a skit in which a waters impersonator who was wearing a wig
Pretended to attack conservative musician joy via navarro intervened and pulled off the waters wig as a dozen or so attendees applauded
You could find the video of it. It's disgraceful. Also this uh, it must have happened after
The time that joy via went to a trump celebration party and was sexually assaulted by kori luandowski
Uh, she made a big deal out of that. I guess she's not off the trump train though
Probably got a nice payoff out of it. What are we?
What i'm not even done i'm even close to done with omar navarro
What so this is this is what's fucking happening. This is from an article in the daily breeze burn it down
This is from an article wherever it is burn it down
This is from an article in the daily breeze about omar navarro
Quote omar navarro a fringe gop activist in the south bay making his second bid to unseat entrenched representative maxine waters
Is on probation until march for a criminal conviction stemming from his use of an electronic tracking device
He attached to his estranged wife's cars the daily breeze has learned of course, of course. Hold on. Let me let me finish this
Let me finish this
Of course navarro a 28 year old torrent's resident who welcomed former arizona sheriff joe arpio at a fundraiser thursday night
In the alas verde's peninsula pleaded guilty last fall to the misdemeanor charge in orange county
He was sentenced in september 2016 to a day in jail in 18 months probation
In order to take an anger management course the orange county district attorney's office confirmed
navarro
Who resigned from his volunteer post on the torrent's traffic commission earlier this year when faced with censure or removal for
His political activities in various los angeles county cities
Now this article was vague
So i wanted to look into it and figure out what were these various
political activities that he was forced to step down from his volunteer post in the torrent's traffic commission
So i looked into it and i did
Volunteer post in a traffic commission. It turns out. What is that even is that from the la times quote?
Um, he resigned as a torrent's traffic commissioner in july after he was accused of pepper spraying a child. Well, what?
How
It doesn't volunteer get pepper spray
What and that's in the poli various political activities. Yeah, that's what that's that's the various political activities
All right
So he was accused of pepper spraying a child while aiming for rallyers at a pro sanctuary cities event in uh
In some cities
I can't pronounce videos of the incident show navarro in the back seat of a car while a driver and another passenger spray rallyers
So people expressing their right to congregate in their free speech
He pepper sprayed them out of a car. So that's why he had to resign from his volunteer post in the torrent's
Blah blah blah traffic committee. I don't think this guy's a good guy
So he's i don't think i would trust him in congress
He served as a second vice president of the rogue beach cities republican club until july
All right, that's a pretty well named club. No no rogue is just an adjective
Oh, okay, because I because oh man if you've named your party rogue beach city republican
That's not bad. That's not bad. Uh, the county's g.o.p leadership revoked the charter saying that
Many botans died getting this uh republican. All right
The the county's g.o.p leadership revoked the charter of the club earlier this year for attacking members of its executive committee and violating
its bylaw attacking members
I tried to look into that and uh
All the articles I could find we were like this is an internal matter and they wouldn't talk about what they actually did
I'm um, I'm
I'm kind of I'm kind of really interested in the rogue beach city republican party
Sound like a biker club. That sounds fun. So back to it sounds fun. I'm not gonna lie back to him being
Uh convicted of putting a tracer on his wife's car. Yeah, that's ranged
Wife's car. That's usually bad navarro when reached for comment. We didn't elect him to be a choir boy, dan
And we haven't elected him
God god help us. We won't navarro reached for comment. Wednesday morning was evasive at first about his criminal conviction
He initially said there were quote a lot of omar navarro's implying that
Strong strong first volley
All right, all right, where are we gonna go from there? Where are we gonna go from there?
The best part about that is assuming that a journalist is to be like, yeah, there are
Yeah, yeah, good good point. They're
First off
There are a lot of omar navarro. So you can't prove it was me
He initially said there are a lot of omar navarro's implying that perhaps someone with the same name was convicted of the charge
Then he said the incident that led to the criminal charge occurred quote years ago
Rather than last year when it did to a totally different
No, no, he's now conceded that it happened deep in the past when it was actually last year
Yeah, but there are a lot of omar navarro's out there finally
There are a lot of universes where omar navarro did this several years
Finally, he acknowledged the misdemeanor conviction
But it first blamed the orange county district attorney's office and the media for quote fake news
Got the wrong omar navarro before finally admitting it was his own doing
How long did this take? That's a man going down the drain. How long did this take?
Was this one interview? No, they kept coming back to him. I assume like I wish I wish it was just one interview of them being like
Come on. Maybe and he's like, all right. All right. Okay. I think it was the da's fault
Come on. All right. I did it. So one of his I'm bad at lying
So one of his initial quotes was the district attorney refused to dismiss the case
It was filed under false pretenses the daily breeze is biased news
Then a little bit later. He said this in the afternoon quote. I got what I deserved
Everybody makes mistakes
At least you can own up to it well when you're trapped in a corner at least you can own up to it
This guy's a fucking liar. That is bad an idiot who fucking pepper sprayed a child
This guy is a dick. There are a lot of omar navarro's that he seems to be deeply entrenched with
sheriff who shan't be named the one who shan't be named
um, and then also
It really is important that roger stone is one of his campaign managers campaign advisors. It can't be okay
I do think it's there have to be laws against roger stone. Aren't there laws against roger stone being involved in politics at all anymore
No, shouldn't we just write a no more roger stone's law? It would be good
But I think that he's allowed to give advice and be an advisor
But I really think there's a strong conflict of interests when he's essentially part owner of info wars at this point
Yeah, uh, and he uses that as a platform to fundraise for his candidate
Think that there that would probably qualify as contribution in kind now
thought
Perhaps we should
Okay, you and I send a petition. Who's our who's our local representative? Who cares some randomized, dude?
uh, so we send a
Uh, a bill to them like like think tanks do how they write those those bills in advance and they just say hey fucking
Sign this, you know, like american heritage foundation and all those fucks. Yeah, okay
So we write a bill that just says no more roger stones with a list of roger stone behaviors
And if you get three or more
No more you you're out, you know, just a no just a general no more roger stones
Bill I love I love that you're saying this because you're gonna fall in love with roger stone all over
Damn it here in a second
So here here's the first clip of the roger stone saga and uh, it's uh, alex jones has gotten a call from him
Okay, now that's that's enough of max team back when she was younger great artist very talented
I want to if i'm gonna go back to don't want to borrow this because roger stone never calls with huge breaking news
He's freaking out right now. We're gonna comment here 15 minutes of the time of material salante
Freaking out. So roger stone is freaking out. He's got big news for alex. Oh, yeah
Now I want to say this
This news isn't true
But he just heard about our no roger stones bill. No, he's not a he's not a uh, he doesn't he's in a precog
Okay, uh, but dude dude dude dude dude this news is shit. All right, but
The way roger stone starts out this clip is like this guy gets it
Well alex i'm calling in from an undisclosed location in the back room of a cigar store somewhere in south florida
That's amazing
That's amazing
alex jones
i'm freaking out i'm
i'm in a walk in a humidor
Somewhere in florida
I'm drinking scotch of the afternoon. It's smoking a cuban with a bunch of weirdos
A bunch of weird old rich dudes in south florida
All right
All right, god damn it roger stone. You're back in that's almost like a prank. You're back in you are fucking with us
Where I have stumbled across
extraordinary news
Now as you know, I have always praised facebook for their sophistication and that's a man who's three fifth
Ability to target your desired uh readers. You haven't and I've used this book very effectively
In my campaigns to sell my various books
Uh, I got a call today from the campaign of michael williams
Crusading poll trump state senator who is uh, so not michael kawin
Pack and is running for governor of georgia
Uh, and his campaign manager told me that when they do their paid promotions on facebook
And they want to reach supporters of info wars or alex jones
A box pops up and says as of may 24th those subscribers can no longer be accessed
I immediately checked on my own paid book promotions and indeed I can no longer reach supporters of
Or alex jones
I have the screen grabs on all of this. That's wild. So they they literally don't want people's money
So a funny story literally
I also have a page knowledge fight on uh, facebook where you can promote posts. Can you access alex jones's followers? Yes
I did it earlier today. Okay. I went through the entire process. Yeah, but you're no roger stone
I did everything but give them actual money. I went through the entire checkout until the are you sure?
Yeah button post. Yeah button and that no pointed anything come up that say
And I'm not saying that roger stone isn't getting that message, but I could god damn it. I hope he is
Yeah, so I mean like I don't know I don't I don't think this is true
But I just love that roger stone is calling in from a humidor
Oh, that's that's such a great way to open any oh man amazing
I am calling from an undisclosed undisclosed location in the back of a cigar store
Somewhere in south florida
So um, throughout milo's appearance on the show and I've saved you from a lot of it because it's all that same stuff
It's just i'm trolling. Yeah, uh, they keep saying that they're gonna do an action
Because they're trying to parody the language that's used by their mortal enemies in tifa liberals liberals
So they're gonna do an action, but they don't mention what it is and then after the show
alex went live on periscope
because him
And milo yanopoulos no invaded no google
Okay
I don't know
I guess i'm fine with that. Why I don't know fuck google. Well, it's an embarrassing uh pile of shit. Uh, give me
vamp for a second here
Look google is no longer like as bad as facebook is google is even
Is at least as bad as as complicit in all of this bullshit that were pissed off at facebook about so fuck google
I hope info wars shows up at google's offices every fucking day
I hope alex jones just opens up a fucking office across the street and just walks in and knocks on their i'm sure
pristine glass doors
And uh burns the building down. I don't give a fuck. Well, so what fuck google?
So what they did though is uh, yeah, I mean look, yeah, we're not we're not super big fans of google
But what they did is they just invaded a storefront
Okay, it's just like you they went to the apple store
And they're like, oh look at us. We're big boys. Right. They went to the google fiber office
Like and it's just a random google fiber office. Yeah, there's one in austin. I mean, that's an we're down at our local
Comcast exactly we're gonna get them to give us a router
Yeah, get it. So I get it. I have some clips from uh, they're very embarrassing track down to google share and enjoy
So we're live at google headquarters in austin
It's like an alien spaceship that's landed at the ai tech
It's not and they're involved in all the censorship. So we're just here to actually have a talk to work work humans
We think we have value. We'll see and maybe sign up for google fiber while we're here. Yeah
It's hilarious
Milo is some showmanship. So, uh, he
Invades google as he does go to
The google fiber storefront and he invades a board employee's time
Do you hear him? He said hey, alex. Hey alex. All right
But google surveils me over the camera at my house you read that patent right where they watch you over the camera at your house
You don't know about that one
Why is google allowed to watch me at home, but i'm not allowed to come here
I know i'm just a human out of the ai super machine
We just wanted to visit a little no to the ai chemical. This is in all our lives
I mean, I just wanted to sign up for google fiber. The problem is he said like, you know, I'm not gonna give you my money
We're going into a relationship, you know, you're still gonna like uh demonetize my youtube channel
My videos
That's really what this is more about
This is more an airing of grievances for my life
Dude
For no reason even when they put the the bell. I get paid 11 dollars an hour
They still don't get notifications about our core
Milo, even if you know all i'm at 11 dollars an hour
All i'm saying
Google has patents
15 years ago where they watch us at home. You guys are drunk. I just thought I would come and see the big ai god
Alex is fucking like i far be it for me to judge. He is red faced
He is like
Watching him out and about is just like
Like I don't know if it's because he's out in the sun or something like that, but he looks like
Oh man, if you could call the white if you could call the cops on white people the same way you do on black people
They would be dead by now. Yeah, so here's they would have been murdered by cops. Here's what's really fun
So that employee doesn't give a shit
He doesn't he doesn't give a shit at all. Yeah, he ends up walking away from them at a certain point because he's just like
I don't want to talk. Yeah, he like walks to the back. Yeah, but before he does this is true comedy
He's my love
He's a famous band person on the internet. He's a non-human. Yeah, i'm wanting to go brother people. You've been uh
So i'm sorry that the audio shifted there. I had to amplify his audio. I don't know who he is
But it starts with
Who's your friend? I don't know. Who's your friend? If Milo's just said they're like
Leave me alone. Who's this asshole? So alex?
I don't need this in my life
Then alex gets on a little bit of a soapbox and tries to do a sermon uh about uh, his ideas about and a random google fiber store
I appreciate you guys taking time out to talk to us. How you doing sir? I'm Alex Joseph. Nice to meet you. How's it going?
And we're just here to visit the ai god. If you go 20 years ago when they found in google or about 20 years ago
They said it was a plan of the nsa to create a huge
Artificial intelligence program. I think they've actually done it
And so my friend Milo and I are here
Before humans are faced out, you know, Elon Musk talks about the decisions that have been made here right of us
We just thought we would actually come and look at this wall. Is that real?
Is that real plants?
He gets distracted from his whole talk about his lies about uh, elon musk's comments be like are those plants?
He's absolutely drunk
So here's uh, here he finds this wall of plants. Uh, like there's just like some ivy growing on ai grown plants
Possibly there we go. So he ends up rolling on the wall of plants like a fucking idiot
Oh my god
I think we've established that uh, no one's gonna talk to us about you
So Milo gave it away there. I think we've established no one's gonna talk to us about youtube
Yeah, why would you talk to google fiber about youtube?
Well, they control it because you have an axe to grind and it's the ai right you can go harass
They have to have the it's like, uh, it's like mother like they have to have the ai in uh, in the alien spaceship. Come on, man
You gotta have a
Fucking
Who's the dude? I don't know. I don't remember but but what what's what's happening is that they know that they can go harass
Some low-level employees at this storefront and it's going to get them more publicity because they're obviously gonna get thrown out
And they're gonna be able to make a big deal out of it. Yeah, turn it into a it's a publicity stunt
This is all this is but it's so poorly executed
It's it there's absolutely nothing here and look listen to this generally speaking when you're trying to get kicked out of a place
Saying uh, like are these plans? Well, here's how he tries to make friends with people
Here's ill you guys are incredibly nice
Shake my hand
Oh, yeah, I'll shake your hand. Yeah. Yeah, look at him making friends. This is a bummer
So that whole thing is a bummer it gets a I promise at the end of this there's it's pretty funny
Okay, so at this point Alex suggests what google is really up to they have some nefarious plans
And so our big thing is we just thought little petty humans with our cameras
By the way, keep in mind. He's talking to a low-level employee at a storefront. Yeah
$11 an hour someone who asked to wear a google fiber shirt to
Is collared
No, it's like a t-shirt. Okay. Good come in to kind of like a landing zone for the big google ai button
While it's planning the nanotech city ripping energizing cores that I have a visual just rip cities apart
Minutes and build a giant launch spacecraft for the next dimension
We'll just be fed
What is it? Um, you know the stall game? Yeah, all right
Mm-hmm. So we're we're at uh our our our local Comcast office
Comcast is secretly trying to create city destroying lasers or something they're they're like do you want a bundle?
and we're like
Let's get into aliens. Have you seen stargate?
This is embarrassing
So here this is this is where everything turns. Oh, it turns
So he's like these people are real cool. Oh, shit the cops are here. Let's leave
He sees the cops coming through the like the glass door. He's like, let's go. Oh somebody did call the cops out
Oh, yeah, thank god. Oh, yeah, real fast. Did they get shot?
Uh, no, oh god damn it racism doesn't even work in america
But here's what's really funny when the cops come the manager shows up the manager of the storefront for google fiber
Okay shows up and she has no time for alex's bullshit. Okay
Okay
Oh
That is a woman who's been working in customer service the correct amount of time and like middle management
Yeah, yeah, no matter what you say. I'm happy for you. That's nice. Get the fuck out
Don't care
We're gonna leave you a bad yelp review. Yeah, fuck off. Fuck yourself
um
So here is the uh, the last two clips that we have and it's a shot and a chaser
It is alex jones, uh in the shot
He talks to the cops
Hey, officer jones. Hi, how's it going?
All right, we're gonna go it's private property
But google shouldn't be spying on us at home and breaking those security codes and getting our houses
And congress shouldn't give them immunity like they did but trump's about to get rid of it. So we came to make our point
You guys have a great evening
So after that they leave and on his way out. He says to the cops twice. Thank you guys. Thank you officers
Because he's he's patronizing panders to cops now unlike he did in 2009
Yeah
Um, so that's the only interaction that he has with the cops the female cop did say how are you doing mr
jones
And the reason he shot him nine times in the back
But the reason she said that is because everyone fucking knows who alex jones is she lives in austin. Yeah, he gets kicked out of google frequently
He's done this stunt before he's done the same stunt
I don't know if it was at google fiber, but it there was a google open house
Yeah, he got thrown out of like a couple months ago
Okay, but that's the only interaction that he has with the cops now. Here's the chaser
After they've left and are walking down the street and alex jones looks like a goddamn lobster. He's so red in the face
Uh, this is what he says to rob do
The cops were all listeners
They were nice
I knew exactly who you were. I was like, hello alex
Ha ha ha ha
The cops were all listeners
He's just making that out about a whole cloth. So every time now that that that a listeners response to you alex is not going to be
Hey alex
Hey, mr. Jones, you gotta go. We uh, we're doing this again, huh? Wow. What a shock. Hey
Oh, are you harassing low level employees?
Never seen that before. Yeah, so mr. Jones. This isn't a wendy's at 3 a.m.
Sir, please leave this calls into question
I mean not that there was a question at all
But this really should paint every time he says some people said they're listeners
Every time he's like I go out in public and everyone loves me
Yeah, you went out there and you were like, hey guy who works at google fiber. I'm harassing shake my hand
Right. No, I think that's probably how you treat people and then someone
Indicates a slight awareness of who you are and like other listeners. Yeah. Oh and other listeners. This is pathetic
Yeah, and all of it is this publicity stunt mentality. He's having Milo on to to troll by saying that
Maxine waters is a dog and uh, all this bullshit
He's doing all this like lesbians are fucking stupid and have dumb haircuts all of it just to rile people up
So they'll give him free press because he's in a fucking bad place
And the more we recognize that he's in a bad place and leave him to it the better
What we can do at this point, although it is fun to learn about Omar Navarro, certainly
That was fun. I I I enjoyed that immensely. That was the high point for me
But like hey, he said grotesque. I'm gonna say there are a lot of Omar Navarro's is a great defense
True. I like it. It's strong. I like it
But like
For us to because I can't use that. There are
Only one other Jordan Bonaeas in this planet. Yeah, can't really do that one with me
But like dude
Like for us to come on this show and say that alex said disgusting things about the state of israel murdering palestinian protesters
Mo I would say almost all of them unarmed
That doesn't help anything
Obviously, that's the case. Everyone knows that that's not helping this
And then beyond that all this other shit is just trolling all this other shit is just it's stupid
And like, okay. Yeah, ultimately all he's doing the entire time is blaming the victim
Yes, well, but that's his mode and then pretending that he's the victim. Yeah
You punch you punch down and then pretend you got punched. Yep. So it's you know
I I have one more thing I wanted to read about the uh the protests in israel really quick. Uh,
I know that a list of all the crimes all
Omar Navarro's across the country have committed. No, perhaps this Omar Navarro also did
I read another article in the new york times, but I feel really bad about this, but I forgot the um the guy's
Name who wrote the byline. Yeah, and it's it's someone who or helped organize the protests and the big march is happening
I think right now as we're recording this because it's on the 15th
All this is preamble to the big
March the peaceful. Yeah. Yeah. Um, and I read this article that he wrote about what it meant to him
And why he was organizing these protests and I think it's really important. Uh, this sort of thing be
Mentioned and discussed a couple years ago people here would have dismissed the idea the peaceful demonstrations could achieve anything significant
After all every other form of resistance has produced nothing concrete
What amazes me is the transformation. We're seeing uh in the way we resist
Our struggle previously was between armed palestinian fighters and israeli snipers tanks and f16s
Now it's a struggle between the occupation and peaceful protesters men women young and old
Still despite the response from israeli snipers
I continue to be committed to non-violence as are all of the other people quote coordinating this march
I use quotation marks because when a movement becomes this large
Attracting what we estimate to be as many as 200 000 people on friday. We cannot be completely controlled
We could discourage the burning of israeli flags and
And the attachment of molotov cocktails to kites. We want peaceful equal coexistence to be our message
We've also tried to discourage protesters from attempting to cross into israel. However, we can't stop them
It's the action of an imprisoned people yearning for freedom
So
That's the voice of well put. That's the voice of uh, literally, uh, one of the main people coordinating
Uh, these marches and well put
So alex
Go fuck yourself. Go fuck yourself. Uh, that's just a that's a supplementary. Go fuck yourself. Oh, man
You're a piece of shit. Uh, go seriously read a damn book read anything. Yeah
Look in your heart. Look in your heart. You grinch
your racial grinch
Anyway, uh, if you want to well if you read any libertarian thought the grinch, uh, was actually correct
He was acting within his capitalist desires. Absolutely. Um, so if you like the show one more you can check us out at knowledge fight dot com
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It'll create a city destroying the micro organism. Yep. Yeah. Yeah
Um, but uh, oh, yeah leave a review. Are there any conservative businesses we could just go and harass
I don't want to I know right, but that'd be fun. Why not?
Look, this is a they they do publicity stunts. This is why we have no publicity. We don't stun
We got to stun on people. I'm you know what? I'm committed to stunting like my daddy to go a little way
No bird man. No, and uh, you know what? My dad steve freezing doesn't stun. So I am stunting like my daddy
anyway
Solid anyway, that was a good anyway. I'm like the anyway there. I want to I want to
Enlist people to if you have it, please leave a review on facebook
It really does make a big difference
Uh, leave a review on itunes those sorts of things
A rating and a review would go a long way and it costs you nothing. We really appreciate it. Yeah, so
It's your turn, buddy. It is and I know exactly who I you know what it's it's a it's a complicated
All right, I'm interested
Part of me wants to say the state of israel can go fuck itself
But that's too many people it is too many people and saying that net and yahoo can go fuck himself is
Yeah, right because he can and everybody knows it and so I think that leaves me with one option
And that is the many oscar
The many of them not good most omar navarro's good one armada omar navarro back go fuck yourself
Andy and chanzas you're on the air. Thanks for holding
So alexa my first name color. I'm a huge fan. I love your work. I love you